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Speaker 1: With you.

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number? It's a laser line.

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Speaker 3: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 3: unique guy approaches you while you're out at the club

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Speaker 3: and he uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey,

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Speaker 3: pretty lady, are you my high yield savings account? Well,

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Speaker 3: because with you, I'm showing interest.

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Speaker 4: After he says.

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Speaker 3: That, whatever you do, don't slap the monocle off his

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Speaker 3: face and steal his top hat. Instead, tuck your number

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Speaker 3: to the loser line right into his handkerchief pocket. So

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Speaker 3: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on

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Speaker 3: the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Jared, I have such great news.

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Speaker 2: I won, Jared, I won fifty thousand dollars and I'm

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Speaker 2: just like.

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Speaker 1: This is all because of you.

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Speaker 4: So like we should like take a vacation to Yeather

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Speaker 4: anywhere you want to go, I mean first class obviously,

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Speaker 4: and it's on me.

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Speaker 1: I mean I owe you. I feel like I should

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Speaker 1: write you a check right now, So.

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Speaker 4: Please let me know where you want to go.

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Speaker 1: I'm down tomorrow this weekend whenever.

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Speaker 3: Next message, I really hope that's not the lady who

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Speaker 3: I let cut me in line at seven eleven years.

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Speaker 2: Did you also give her the loser line?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Man, go ahead of me and here's a phone number.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, Alice, just wondering why I haven't hear

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Speaker 1: back from you. Maybe you think you're too good for me.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you're intimidated, right, Like, maybe the reason why

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Speaker 1: you haven't even called me back is because I'm too handsome.

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Speaker 1: I make too much money. I've been to all seven

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Speaker 1: continents before I was twenty years old. Maybe that turns

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Speaker 1: you off the idea that you can be with somebody

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Speaker 1: who's just this good. So my advice to you, Alice

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Speaker 1: is to get your together. I don't let great, amazing

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Speaker 1: men like me pass you by.

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Speaker 2: Next. Wow, he wants to be with options like that.

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Speaker 3: He's overcompensating for something. I actually saw a guy online

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Speaker 3: the other day saying like girls are intimidated.

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Speaker 4: No girls ever talked to me.

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Speaker 3: It's because I'm too attractive.

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Speaker 4: I don't think that's.

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Speaker 3: Like totally last week she's like, I saw this guy Bective.

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Speaker 2: Next.

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Speaker 4: Hey, man, I'm not sure why you haven't sexed me.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you're trying to figure out. You

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Speaker 4: know we're gonna eat, but I'm gonna help you out.

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Speaker 4: These are my top three cuisines. I like Greek food,

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Speaker 4: I like barbecue, and I also like seafood, pressly lobster,

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Speaker 4: and I could eat a lot. One time I ate

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Speaker 4: six lobster tail at one dinner and I was still

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Speaker 4: hungry and I needed to desert. I put it away,

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Speaker 4: So bring your walie. Don't be cheap. Prove to me

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Speaker 4: you're a real man. So if you need to take

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Speaker 4: out a loan, go one of them little instant long places.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, get some money. Okay, I'm waiting for

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Speaker 4: your text though.

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Speaker 2: Next message, OSHO six lobster two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: By the third is the guy having a heart attack.

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Speaker 3: She's like, you better buy the whole red lobster franchise

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Speaker 3: or I'm not going out with you. Remember, you can

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Speaker 3: follow us on our YouTube for more loser lines. If

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Speaker 3: you're like in this segment at Brook and Jeffrey and

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Speaker 3: hear awesome voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey Margaret, this is uh. I really enjoyed

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Speaker 2: talking to you over my buddy Billy's house. I didn't

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Speaker 2: mean to show up uninvited, but uh, you know, I

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Speaker 2: didn't realize you were his parole officer. Uh. I'm glad

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Speaker 2: we hit it off, though, because it was kind of

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Speaker 2: fun talking you, especially when I asked about if you're

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Speaker 2: packing heat or not and you said, wouldn't you like

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Speaker 2: to know? I would like to know. I'd also like

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Speaker 2: if if you're ever interested. But yeah, totally would love

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Speaker 2: have to mention Billy at all, especially since you were

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Speaker 2: carrying a sample of it you're in. But I really

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Speaker 2: appreciate talking you and hope you call me back.

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Speaker 3: I was confused where the attraction was happening, and then

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Speaker 3: he mentioned the giant urine. Yeah, I'm like, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's hot. You know, parole officers, I'm sure often say.

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Speaker 2: You don't know how many quality men I meet through this.

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Speaker 4: Next message, Hey, Brandon, look at that.

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Speaker 2: I know normally I text message you, but I am

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Speaker 2: been sick and I've been wanting you to hear my

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Speaker 2: raspy voice. I think it sounds like Scarlett Johansen. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: I had a lot of fun the other.

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Speaker 4: Night when we were hanging out and we.

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Speaker 2: Could get to know each other.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you could come back to my place. All right,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go god.

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Speaker 3: I yeah, I didn't know Black Widow to Scardos on

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Speaker 3: a ventilator. That is really up in the sex level

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Speaker 3: of the Adventures games.

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Speaker 1: I think that was the one where she played the

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Speaker 1: chain smoking truckers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah hot. Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 3: your phone.

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Speaker 2: Town's coming up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,