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Speaker 2: Okay, it starts right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm curious what my co hosts are watching on television.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Alexis is there anything

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Speaker 4: good on TV right now or are you just done

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Speaker 4: with it?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: The dt F Saint Louis and Rooster right now? Those

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Speaker 4: What did you say?

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Speaker 6: The first one was.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, DTF St. Louis. It is what it sounds like

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's what That's what I was totally Brook, Jose,

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Speaker 4: I'm assuming you're both too busy for TV show Watching

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Speaker 4: stream night, I finally.

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Speaker 2: Watched two episodes of Secession Succession?

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Speaker 5: Are you talking about die?

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Speaker 2: That's what I want? I really liked it that my

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Speaker 2: husband it's too weird where they go down the elevator.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, that's the point.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, with an elevator rides are weird.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they are.

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Speaker 4: I've heard our technical director Ashton is watching Drive to Survive,

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Speaker 4: one documentary about motor racing. What about our digital producer, Jake,

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Speaker 4: What are you watching right now?

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Speaker 5: Watching Paradise? Jeffrey on who I.

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Speaker 2: Want to watch?

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Speaker 4: Is that another dating one?

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Speaker 5: It's not a dating it's a little end of the

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Speaker 5: world action.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The reason I ask is because I wonder if anyone

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Speaker 2: Probably not.

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Speaker 4: A show on Netflix called Age of Attraction.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can't it's too cringe to even Is this

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Speaker 1: the one where they're like, who knows what age you are?

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Speaker 2: When they're obviously forty five?

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Speaker 4: I will say I do not feel good at all

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Speaker 4: about watching it. It is more than cringe. But on

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Speaker 4: the other hand, I can't stop.

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Speaker 7: Really yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Like four episodes deep now, and Bagel and I are

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Speaker 1: Are you just hoping seventy five year old woman comes

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't be mad. They're not allowed to talk about

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Speaker 4: their ages until this like promise ring ceremony happens.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's why I made it. Yes, yeah, should

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Speaker 4: There's this lady who's fifty four and she's hoping and

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Speaker 4: praying her guy is thirty six would be just a

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Speaker 4: oh no, he's twenty seven, two years younger than her

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine being the kids watching this.

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Speaker 4: You have to watch them squirm for a minute, and

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Speaker 4: then they both go, well, maybe our families will be okay.

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Speaker 4: Try they all say yes.

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Speaker 2: That's why it's a promise ring, not an engagement rate.

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Speaker 2: At least there's some reality there.

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Speaker 4: I've never not recommended one of my recommendations before, but

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 4: Only Jake has that type of power during a shock

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Speaker 4: collar question of the day. So I officially passed the

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Speaker 4: power to the man whose age I do not know

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Speaker 4: and will not know. I say, yes, what do you saying?

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Speaker 6: On this day?

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Speaker 5: In twenty nineteen, a stolen Picasso painting worth twenty eight

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Speaker 5: million dollars was finally recovered after was missing for about

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Speaker 5: Next to the Apple TV remote. It is probably a

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Speaker 5: good place to walk, but at the time it made

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Speaker 5: international news and was considered to be one of the

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Speaker 5: biggest art heists in history.

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Speaker 4: When it happened.

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Speaker 5: But it's not as cool as the elaborate thief stories

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Speaker 5: you see in the movies. Yeah, that's right, unbreakable vaults,

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Speaker 5: expensive jewels. Hollywood just has ways to make multimillion dollar

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Speaker 5: robberies seem like fun, interactive, really bonding with your friend.

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Speaker 5: And that's why today, in honor of that stolen Picasso painting.

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Speaker 5: We'll be doing a special heist and Seek edition of.

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Speaker 4: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you'll say number one through twenty. I'll describe a

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Speaker 5: popular film about an elaborate heist. You just have to

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Speaker 5: name that film to stay in the game. We'll start

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Speaker 5: with the woman who has stolen the hearts of all

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Speaker 5: the elderly billionaires in our YouTube comment section, that's a lexis.

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Speaker 6: A lot of billionaires in the comment section twelve.

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Speaker 5: In this two one thousands heist film, a teenager ditches

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Speaker 5: cashes fake checks across the country while an obsessed FBI

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Speaker 5: agent chases him for years. What heist film is this?

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Speaker 7: Maybe I don't know it because of school.

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Speaker 3: I thought the Ferris Bueller Day. Abe, I you haven't

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happens to it, but school. That

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Speaker 4: We're going it's just going Ferris Bueller's Day off site unseen. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: classic heist film.

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Speaker 5: I love your confidence. It's absolutely wrong. Light On DiCaprio

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Speaker 5: skips school and Tom Hanks plays agent Carl Hanratty as

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Speaker 5: he chases him around and catch me.

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Speaker 2: If you can great film. I guess yeah, great movie.

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Speaker 5: So Alexis got it wrong confidently though, which is what's

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Speaker 2: He gets it right when she's not comforting.

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Speaker 5: Yep, grow over to you. Twelve is off the board.

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Speaker 2: Give me nineteen.

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Speaker 5: In this nineteen nineties heist film, a diamond robbery goes

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Speaker 5: wrong and a group of criminals hide out, arguing about

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Speaker 5: which one of them snitched, all while using color coded

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Speaker 5: nicknames like mister Blue mister White instead of their real names.

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Speaker 5: What heist film is this?

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Speaker 4: There was no mention of skipping school, so we know

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Speaker 4: it's not Fairest Buers.

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Speaker 1: My favorite bank heist movie is Set It Off from

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Speaker 1: the nineties.

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Speaker 2: Everyone should watch it amazing.

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Speaker 5: I haven't even heard of that.

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Speaker 4: Come on, Jay, sure, but what about this movie The

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Speaker 2: What Happened with Mister Blue and the Diamonds?

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Speaker 4: That sounds like a pretty good title.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with the Pink Panther movie.

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Speaker 5: That's yes, that is good, Brooke. It was not the

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Speaker 5: Pink Panther movie. It was Reservoir Dogs.

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Speaker 2: I'm supposed to see that one.

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Speaker 5: Everyone watched Set It Off and then Reservoir Dogs and

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Speaker 5: then catch me if you can and then Alexis Ferris

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Speaker 5: Buy Too, and.

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Speaker 4: Then Age of Attraction on Netflix.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no, I've seen none of these.

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Speaker 6: I'm so scared right now.

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Speaker 5: Jose, hopefully you've seen this next one that you pull

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Speaker 4: Please, let's go ten.

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Speaker 5: In this two thousands heist, this is tricky. In this

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Speaker 5: full crew to rob multiple Las Vegas casinos at once,

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Speaker 5: pulling off a slick and complicated play. Hang on, can

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Speaker 5: I finish? Can I finish the question? The name of

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Speaker 5: the movie is Ocean's Eleven? Oh I had more? Maybe

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Speaker 5: if you don't even I can get to it. It's

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Speaker 5: starring George Coody and Brad Pitt. Jose, tell me who

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Speaker 5: was the leading lady in Ocean's Eleven?

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Speaker 7: Who is I haven't seen it in so.

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Speaker 1: Long I watched it?

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Speaker 6: Sandra Bullock.

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Speaker 5: Finally Final, Finally wrong is Julia Roberts's twelve. She plays

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Speaker 5: herself in a weird part of that movie. After all this, Brooke,

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Speaker 5: Alexis Jose have each gotten there is wrong. We're talking

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Speaker 5: about heist movies because of a stolen Picasso painting that

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Speaker 5: was covered on this day twenty years ago, and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: you'd get this right or I'm gonna win and no

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Speaker 4: I'll take number twenty, all right.

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Speaker 5: In this nineteen nineties heist film, a group of bank

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Speaker 5: crobbing surfers led by a philosophical adrenaline junkie pull off

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Speaker 5: crimes between catching waves while an undercover FBI agent gets

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Speaker 5: way too into the lifestyle. Name that heist flick.

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Speaker 4: So if they're surfers that are stealing money out of

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Speaker 4: down like a surfboard through the streets to make their escape.

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Speaker 4: It's gotta be something like Calabunga cash se.

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Speaker 5: A Bunga can't cash that for you, Jeffery movie's called

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Speaker 5: point Break, favorite of technical direst of Ashton's starts Keanu

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Speaker 5: Reeves and Patrick Swayze. Oh, you guys don't know your heist,

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Speaker 5: but I know that you've all lost today's edition of

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Speaker 5: plenty of twenty all right.

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Speaker 4: So Jake, you get to pick which one of us

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Speaker 4: is going to be shocked today? While singing pay Phone

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Speaker 4: by million five, Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 5: Joe for interrupting me first? I'm gonna have to go

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Speaker 5: with Brooke.

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Speaker 4: Oh, we'll go Brook.

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Speaker 1: I'm at a pay phone, Josh, spend dog you.

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Speaker 2: Much change I spent on you? Like that was supposed

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Speaker 2: to be sweet?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What I did for you, dear shock collar.

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Speaker 1: Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever lived in a place that constantly had

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Speaker 4: weird issues happening? Broken appliances, unexplained noises, old closets with

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Speaker 2: What I hate that too, jeff.

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Speaker 4: Until eventually you just say forget this place, I'm moving. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but what if you found out later that the place

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Speaker 4: was never the problem, It was actually your neighbor secretly

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Speaker 4: sabotage you all along.

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Speaker 6: No way.

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Speaker 4: One of our listeners says she had to figure out

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Speaker 4: plan might be the most diabolical one we've ever heard.

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Speaker 4: It's coming up in a brand new mass speaker right now.

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Speaker 4: No way, but there isn't really a good way to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't share that YouTube tutorial.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good tip if they spill their apple juice,

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Speaker 4: rub their nose and it did you do this, Kalb.

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Speaker 4: But your secrets and unorthodox child rearing methods are safe

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Speaker 4: to share. Here. I'm the mass speaker. We've got a

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Speaker 4: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Hi.

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Speaker 8: How are you guys doing good?

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Speaker 2: Excited to hear your secret?

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Speaker 4: Yes, we're very good boys and girls over here. We've

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Speaker 4: We'll get to it after this voice changer is on.

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Speaker 4: You are the mass speaker, Jacqueline. Whenever you're ready, let's

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Speaker 10: Okay, this is the first time I'm telling anyone this,

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Speaker 10: Yeah, So I live in an apartment and a while

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Speaker 8: They were young.

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Speaker 2: Is it bad? My first thought is how cute?

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Speaker 1: That's your I mean, if I was still single into

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Speaker 10: You know what, that cuteness really wore off fast because

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Speaker 4: You're even just.

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Speaker 10: A stomping like they would scream for hours while playing

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Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I feel bad for your neighbors. Did

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Speaker 10: of the work weeks I'm always alone. Well, they did

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Speaker 10: I was very nice.

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Speaker 6: That's nice actually that you went yourself.

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Speaker 7: Because when they die the apartment complex, it makes you mad.

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Speaker 1: But the neighbor says it, You're like, why didn't you

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Speaker 10: I figured they're young, they just didn't know. I figured

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Speaker 10: I just talked to them, you know. I thigured they'd

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Speaker 6: They're oblivious to that they're making that much noise.

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Speaker 10: Right, But they were extremely rude, extremely dismissive.

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Speaker 4: Oh excuse me. I was just casting the musical stomp

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Speaker 4: and I need to rehearse, and you're telling me now

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Speaker 6: My job dancing.

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Speaker 2: Is that a normal twenty year old male response to you?

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Speaker 4: In my private school, it was yes. So I don't

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Speaker 1: I really hope this secret turns into some revenge story.

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Speaker 11: Well listen.

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Speaker 10: So I finally gave up on complaining to them because

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Speaker 10: I was like, Okay, I guess it's on me. I'm

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Speaker 2: The apartment on their own.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, And I don't feel bad about it

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Speaker 7: because you tried to help.

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Speaker 4: How do you get them to move?

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Speaker 10: So something I realized like shortly after they moved it

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Speaker 10: show up up my phot is like an option, and

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Speaker 10: I figured out how to connect to it. And what

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Speaker 10: I would do is I downloaded this playlist of smoke

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Speaker 2: That's diabolical, that's genius.

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Speaker 11: You know.

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Speaker 10: I had to really think about it, cause I was like,

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Speaker 10: it's got to be something really good. It can't just

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 10: And I can hear them like they're running a ram

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Speaker 10: looking for it. They're yelling at each other, like trying

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Speaker 2: This is like psychological warfare.

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Speaker 10: You know what, though, psychological warfare is not letting someone

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Speaker 2: It's they say, that's the war. You're back and forth.

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Speaker 4: They we're all supporting you in this, like this is

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Speaker 10: So like that would drive them crazy, but like that

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Speaker 10: Our building has an access wall where you can get

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Speaker 10: to like the pipes on their floor which is like

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Speaker 10: up there, I opened the panel and I zip tied

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's always body massage or quotes, but

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Speaker 2: I do know how to say it.

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Speaker 10: Okay, but listen. So every morning at three am, I

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Speaker 10: would turn on the most Sausager and it would like

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Speaker 10: They call the landlord. He'd be like, oh, there's something

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Speaker 1: Well, because it's not happening when anyone goes to check

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Speaker 10: Not only that, I don't think they knew it was outside.

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Speaker 10: I think they thought it was inside their pipes in

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Speaker 11: To check out side.

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Speaker 8: But the landlord is not that smart.

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Speaker 10: He's an older guy. He doesn't really want to deal

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Speaker 4: So yeah, they did.

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Speaker 10: I would keep them up all night.

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Speaker 11: So yeah.

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Speaker 10: A couple months later, they finally moved out.

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Speaker 9: Yes, you.

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Speaker 7: Bro, tip, you should try to move into that apartment

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Speaker 7: when you're.

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Speaker 4: On the top.

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Speaker 6: No one bugs out. I'm ever gonna move.

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Speaker 10: Not a bad idea. Well, but no, I have new

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Speaker 10: They're very very nice ladies.

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Speaker 4: Oh good, congratulations, you win the torture wars of the apartment. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you actually won for real.

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 8: I did.

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Speaker 2: I'm so proud.

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Speaker 10: Thank you for giving me the opportunity to help someone,

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Speaker 10: because I've been holding this in for so long.

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Speaker 5: So thank you to you.

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Speaker 4: And we're all going out to buy massagers after this

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Speaker 4: is done in honor of jeff You already have one, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: well I need more. Texting seventy five nine two. If

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Speaker 4: you have a confession you've been holding on to, we

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Speaker 4: our next mass speaker. We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 4: up right after this time for your prank phone call.

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Speaker 4: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning and today. If you

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, well, correction, the new biggest nightmare is

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Speaker 4: Good luck getting any type of coherent answer out of them.

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Speaker 4: But that's what happens today when a guy tries to

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Speaker 4: In your phone tap right.

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Speaker 12: Now's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Guta Morgan. I'm calling from the customer support for

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Speaker 4: Federal Express. My name is tweaks Zikla.

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Speaker 11: Uh who is.

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Speaker 4: This tweaks Zikla. This spelling is just how it sounds

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Speaker 4: like t i x Stein from zifed x. You have

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Speaker 4: submitted an issue?

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, so I had a package that would stuck

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Speaker 9: at the transport facility, or at least that's what it

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what else?

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Speaker 9: Well, and then they said it was missing and then

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Speaker 9: they said they found it.

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Speaker 4: I actually at the transport facility, but it's being held.

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Speaker 11: Oh wow, And okay.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, you probably need to talk to Hans about this.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to call him over here. One seconds, please, Hey, Hans, Yeah, Hans, come,

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Speaker 4: here please.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Yes, you remember the guys that I told you about, Toby,

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Speaker 4: the ones with the package issue.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, Toubin Toby.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, he's on the line.

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Speaker 9: Oh hello, Toubin's yeah.

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Speaker 8: Ah, yes it's Toby.

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Speaker 4: Yes. Would you like to tell Torbin what's happened? This

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Speaker 4: is package not really?

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Speaker 7: Well, I mean I do not want to.

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Speaker 4: I feel you mass what's going on?

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Speaker 13: Hello Tobby, this is Hans, and I know why your

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Speaker 4: Why.

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Speaker 6: Well, me and.

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Speaker 13: The bunch of the guys from the warehouse we play

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Speaker 13: this little game called What's in the Package?

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Speaker 4: Which is very fun. What anyways?

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Speaker 13: We could not figure it out after shaking it and

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Speaker 11: It up, opened the package.

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Speaker 7: Yes, the game is called What's in the Package?

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Speaker 4: That is the point is comprehending the rules of what's

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Speaker 4: in the package. I'm not sure.

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Speaker 9: Well, listen, whoever you are, Hans or whatever. I mean,

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Speaker 9: that's illegal.

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Speaker 5: You can't do that.

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Speaker 4: According to who according to law, the German law which

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Speaker 4: on confusion.

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Speaker 9: Well, you guys, I mean, am I calling FedEx in Germany?

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Speaker 11: What?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 7: We are in Cleveland?

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Speaker 11: Yes? What?

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Speaker 7: I wish we got jobs back?

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Speaker 4: Home Go coveniels.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it just called brown.

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Speaker 9: This is the dumbest thing ever. I ship a piece

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Speaker 9: of stone inside the US and I'm dealing with two

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Speaker 4: You know, Toby, we will not take offense to that,

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Speaker 4: even though it was highly offensive. But honestly, you really

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Speaker 12: No.

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Speaker 9: to say don't open my package.

457
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Speaker 13: Okay, Well, look here's the deal, right, we feel bad

458
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Speaker 13: about the whole thing, so I'm going to be gracious

459
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Speaker 13: and we are not going to charge you for the repackaging.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that is very kind of us.

461
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Speaker 7: Well I am very gratuitous.

462
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Speaker 9: Hey, can you guys stop around. I need to know

463
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Speaker 9: where my pizza stone is.

464
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Speaker 4: Hmmm this word pizza. I have not tried it before myself,

465
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Speaker 4: but I do not. There's a tiny little place in

466
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Speaker 4: Liechtenstein who does a special with bratwurst and strudle on it.

467
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we must go try that together.

468
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Speaker 6: I'll show you the.

469
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Speaker 4: Pictures right after. Tobin pays US forty five euro for

470
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Speaker 4: his repackaging fee. Yes, I'm not paying for sure, you know, Hans,

471
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Speaker 4: He's right, he should not have to pay for our

472
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Speaker 4: screw of and should not have to pay for this

473
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Speaker 4: prank phone call.

474
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Speaker 13: And we will waive the international fee because even my

475
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Speaker 13: accent is fake.

476
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Speaker 4: Wait, wine, gentleman, is very very unbelievable. Wait, you're just

477
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Speaker 4: it is. I'm just an American dude. I've been acting

478
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Speaker 4: that the whole time, the whole time.

479
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Speaker 9: What the hell is going on?

480
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Speaker 4: This is a prank phone call. You're on the radio

481
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Speaker 4: right now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in

482
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Speaker 4: the morning.

483
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Speaker 7: Hi, good morning.

484
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Speaker 4: Oh, your wife Vanessa sets you up because she says

485
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 4: your package went missing. You didn't know what happened to it,

486
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,479
Speaker 4: so she thought we could mess with you.

487
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

488
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Speaker 7: It's been stuck at a warehouse for days.

489
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Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, good thing is We found it.

490
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Speaker 7: It is here in Cleveland.

491
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Speaker 9: Look, that's the worst German accent I've heard in a

492
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Speaker 9: long time.

493
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Speaker 11: Oh why did you guys decide to do that?

494
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Speaker 13: You know, if it's all, it's outsoulcing. Nowadays, it's just

495
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Speaker 13: cheap out to have the grummans do it.

496
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Speaker 8: Right.

497
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Speaker 4: Grummans do everything bets h.

498
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Speaker 7: Except for taking care of packages. You're not very good

499
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Speaker 7: at za.

500
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Speaker 4: This is true. I'm not good at opening Zimba.

501
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Speaker 7: It's time to play. Okay you want to play?

502
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Speaker 11: Bro No, I'm good, Thank.

503
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Speaker 4: You, Typical America.

504
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

505
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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

506
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Speaker 4: We've all heard the phrase size.

507
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,479
Speaker 2: Matters like you guys have heard it more than us.

508
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, Brooks got it as a bumper sticker on her keeek,

509
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Speaker 4: But not about.

510
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Speaker 2: The size of the car. Josh, oh sure.

511
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Speaker 4: What about duration matters? That should count for something.

512
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Speaker 2: That's my second bumper because one of our.

513
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Speaker 4: Listeners ended up on a ten hour long marathon first

514
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Speaker 4: date that somehow just kept on going and going and going. Yeah,

515
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Speaker 4: And the only thing more shocking than the call that

516
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Speaker 4: we did is what happened after we hung up the phones.

517
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Speaker 4: You're gonna hear all of that because it's time for

518
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Speaker 4: a special second date update update. Yeh, we're gonna do

519
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Speaker 4: it next.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Second date Update.

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Speaker 4: What's the optimal amount of time you should spend with

522
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Speaker 4: someone when you're on a first date. If it's best

523
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Speaker 4: case scenario, how long should that hangout?

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Speaker 1: Last?

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Speaker 6: Best case scenario means we never leave and we get married.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, three to four. But I want to know what

527
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Speaker 4: does it mean when a first date lasts four times

528
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Speaker 4: that amount?

529
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Speaker 2: Oh cute, I means it's cute.

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Speaker 4: Goes on for ten full hours.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they're lost in the woods. A lot of people

532
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Speaker 2: go hiking.

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Speaker 6: Okay, but we all agree this is something wrong.

534
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Speaker 4: I feel like it's not normal. But one of our

535
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Speaker 4: listeners said that happened to him. Unless this is a

536
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Speaker 4: typo or something, Chad, it's one hour. Is this a typo?

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Speaker 4: It can't be ten hours?

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Speaker 11: No, this was a marathon date that started early in

539
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Speaker 11: the day. It literally kept going. Oh yeah, it wasn't

540
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Speaker 11: even it wasn't even planned.

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, what's her name?

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Speaker 11: Her name is Samantha.

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Speaker 2: Samantha Okay, Okay, So we.

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Speaker 11: Met on a dating app and we were supposed to

545
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Speaker 11: get some coffee and pastries, and I thought that was

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Speaker 11: kind of where it was going to end. And then

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Speaker 11: you know, I was playing on going to the gym.

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Speaker 11: It seemed like she kind of wanted to keep going.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, she's got all that coffee energy. Now she's

550
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Speaker 4: got to burn it off and do something else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did she suggest like activity or something.

552
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Speaker 4: Go to the gym with you?

553
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Speaker 11: She wanted to go to the wine bar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds way more fun.

555
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Speaker 13: So you skip glue day jes Wow, you're disappointed.

556
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Speaker 4: I know, but I mean you must have felt the

557
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Speaker 4: connection too if you're willing to skip the gym for it.

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Speaker 8: How well things are going?

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Speaker 11: Pretty well? She kept asking like tons of questions. She

560
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Speaker 11: was super into me. I could tell she definitely liked me,

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Speaker 11: and again I liked her too. And then we're about

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Speaker 11: four hours in.

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Speaker 1: At this point, Wow, you're drinking four hours of wine.

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Speaker 11: Well, we got coffee first and then wine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're trying to make.

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Speaker 6: Our hearts up the stomach some set.

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Speaker 4: What's going through your mind at the four hour mark?

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Speaker 11: I mean, I'm just thinking, like when is this ending?

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Speaker 11: I like her, but.

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Speaker 6: It's like what's next?

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Speaker 1: But it's so fun to get kind of day drunk,

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Speaker 1: and then you just one thing leads to another and

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Speaker 1: suddenly you're at some house party at night and you're like,

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Speaker 1: well tonight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: So we actually we took some wine to go, and

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Speaker 11: then she wanted to go to the park and I

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Speaker 11: was like, well, we're already here this far, let's go

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Speaker 11: hang out of the mark.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's put some public intoxication on this first date.

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Speaker 2: I thought to be untime soon. I know, I feel

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Speaker 2: like they need to eat too. Yeah, you hit something

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Speaker 2: in your stomach.

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Speaker 10: Right.

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Speaker 11: So we're up to like maybe five hours here, and

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Speaker 11: she asked if she wants to go get some dinner,

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Speaker 11: so we went to another bar before the dinner.

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Speaker 4: Okay, are you are you seeing this as an issue

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Speaker 4: at all?

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Speaker 6: Are you having fun?

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Speaker 11: A little bit of column A little bit of column beat,

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Speaker 11: All right, it's it's the buzz is kicking in and

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Speaker 11: I'm having fun. But it's also like if this is

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Speaker 11: a long time, but again, I like her, like me.

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Speaker 4: At the same time, you were saying at hour four

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Speaker 4: you were wondering when this date was gonna end. So

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Speaker 4: it sounds like you just don't know how to politely

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Speaker 4: be like I need this to be over.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: So I did say at one point, hey, I've had

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Speaker 11: such a great time, I'm sorry to take up your

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Speaker 11: entire day.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, So you gave her an out,

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Speaker 1: what I mean, because maybe she was doing the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Maybe both of you don't know how to Yeah what

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Speaker 2: did she say?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 11: And she goes, are you kidding? The day has just begun.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, but I going.

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Speaker 11: To kiss her and she pulled away? I thought for sure,

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Speaker 11: after ten hours, four different location changes, I thought you

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Speaker 11: wanted me to kiss her.

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Speaker 4: How many signs can you get from one person that

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Speaker 4: they like being around you and like hanging out.

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Speaker 2: I would have been making out an.

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Speaker 7: Hour fixed out to say hot at the wine mark.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird that she pulled away from the kiss though,

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Speaker 4: and then where did that happen?

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Speaker 11: Like?

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Speaker 4: Was that in the restaurant? Is that?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 11: We were actually yeah, we walked back to her place,

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Speaker 11: was right in front of her place. She pulled away,

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Speaker 11: and she hadn't returned my phone.

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Speaker 2: Call then, and she sobered up. Andy, Maybe she was

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Speaker 2: just more intoxication than you thought.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she didn't want your first kiss to be a

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Speaker 4: super sloppy drunk.

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Speaker 1: She was, actually, or she didn't pull away, she just

630
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Speaker 1: lost her balance.

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Speaker 11: I mean, all could be true, but then that doesn't

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Speaker 11: explain why she won't return my call.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, OK, So would you be disappointed if after a

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Speaker 4: great ten hour date you find out you messed up

635
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Speaker 4: at the nine to five mark and those the last

636
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Speaker 4: fifteen minutes just absolutely killed it for you?

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Speaker 2: Or she blocked out hour two.

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00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, i'd i'd be very upset.

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right, She's was perfect until he tried to

640
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Speaker 6: kiss me. Yeah, did you like her.

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Speaker 2: More at the end of the ten hours or less?

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Speaker 11: I kind of just was carpe DM season a day

643
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Speaker 11: and it felt right. So I still just can't explain it.

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00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 11: I liked her very much.

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Speaker 4: He was just relieved that it was over. He can

646
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 4: go home and take a nap, probably, but let's come back.

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00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 4: We will call Samantha for you and hopefully get some

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Speaker 4: answers about why after a ten hour marathon date she

649
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Speaker 4: is suddenly ghosting you. We'll do it, thank keep right

650
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Speaker 4: after this.

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Speaker 2: Hold on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Updates.

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Speaker 1: You're in the middle of a second Date update update,

653
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Speaker 1: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

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Speaker 1: right after you here part two.

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Speaker 4: If you're just joining us for the second Date update.

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Speaker 4: Our listener Chad went on a first date that lasted

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Speaker 4: longer than most relationships ten full hours. Yeah, wasn't planned

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Speaker 4: that way. It just happened naturally where they kept rolling

659
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Speaker 4: from one activity into the next, to the next to

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Speaker 4: the next, until ten hours later he's finally standing in

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Speaker 4: front of her place, going in for the kiss and

662
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 4: she pulled away. Yeah, hasn't heard from her after that.

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00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like it was an awkward moment for sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but they were both drinking the whole day, so

665
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Speaker 4: who knows what the moment was really like. But just

666
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,479
Speaker 4: to be clear, Chad, you still want to try to

667
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 4: get another date with Samantha?

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Speaker 11: Here?

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Speaker 4: Are you just doing this to figure out why?

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Speaker 11: I want to know both. I want to know why,

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Speaker 11: and I would love to go on another day with her.

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Speaker 11: We had a good time.

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Speaker 1: But it's interesting too because every new activity you guys

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Speaker 1: did was her idea, right, No one of them was

675
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Speaker 1: your idea.

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Speaker 4: That's true. Maybe in her life, ten hours is a

677
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Speaker 4: really short date and she's like, he can only last

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Speaker 4: ten hours.

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Speaker 13: She's like the.

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Speaker 2: Opposite of life. He does sound like the type that

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Speaker 2: would have gone out after it.

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Speaker 4: He left that for that, But I don't know. Let's

683
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 4: call her, we'll see if she picks up. And I'm

684
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 4: dying to know what she has to say about this.

685
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: Because there's just remember when we get her on the phone,

686
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: we don't have ten hours to talk to her.

687
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 4: Oh okay, we'll do Oh my gosh, what if that's it,

688
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 4: she just doesn't stop talking. We might need some help

689
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 4: with it, but I'm calling her right now. Here we go, Hello, Hi,

690
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 4: is this Samantha?

691
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

692
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 8: Who's calling Cleave?

693
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 4: This is a radio show calling you called Brook and

694
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning, not fuck.

695
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 8: Oh okay, that's weird. Why are you calling me? Can

696
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 8: I win something?

697
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 9: Yeah?

698
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: Kind of at the end, you kind of do.

699
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, depending on what happens over the next few minutes here,

700
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 4: because this is a segment we do call the second

701
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 4: Date update.

702
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 8: Oh I think I've heard this before.

703
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 6: Okay, it's pretty popular.

704
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go viral and TikTok and stuff.

705
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 8: Oh okay, so you're calling me? So who is the

706
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 8: person that I went out on a date with?

707
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 4: Well, Jeff Yeah, I really appreciate you doing my job

708
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 4: because I'm not great at it. But there's a guy

709
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 4: you should definitely remember because you spent ten full hours

710
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 4: with him, a guy named Chad in Incredible.

711
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 8: Incredible.

712
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 4: Wow, you think he's incredible.

713
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 8: I think it's incredible you're calling me about him.

714
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: Wow, this is so unbelievable. It sounds like you had

715
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: a great time all day long.

716
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you spend ten hours ongoing

717
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 4: with somebody if there's not some sort of vibe happening.

718
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 4: If there's no, I'll tell you.

719
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 8: I'll tell you. So he went out with my best girlfriend.

720
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait when after you went

721
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: out way?

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00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 11: Yeah?

723
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 8: No, no, before months ago he went out with my

724
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 8: best girlfriend.

725
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, did you know this before you went on

726
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: a date with Chad or.

727
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 8: I short, did you.

728
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 4: Knuwe Chad before you went out with him as your friend?

729
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 11: Yeah?

730
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's weird. He didn't mention that.

731
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, well he didn't know this, but he spent many,

732
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 8: many hours with her. Oh, then ghosted her. She was

733
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 8: very into him, liked him so much. He totally I

734
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 8: feel like he led her on. He even took her

735
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 8: to spend time with his grandma.

736
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: Wait, oh boy, he took your best friend to spend

737
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: time with his grandma, and then he ghosted your best friend.

738
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, introduced her. He spent all this time with her, basically,

739
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 8: you know, half a day, and then he just ghosted her,

740
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 8: never replied to her, never called her nothing. I know

741
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,959
Speaker 8: she didn't do anything wrong. She's adorable, she's sweet.

742
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 14: She showed me pictures.

743
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 8: Of him, and I matched with him months later on

744
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 8: a dating app and I ran to her and I

745
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 8: was like, oh my god, you're never going to believe this.

746
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 8: I matched with him. She goes, oh, you got to

747
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 8: go out with him and get him back.

748
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: What Oh, so this whole ten hour date was just

749
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: revenge for him ghosting your best friend.

750
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, we girls got to stick together. Yeah, give him

751
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 8: the message. Now, you know how it feels give him

752
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 8: that message.

753
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I don't have to tell him that

754
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 4: because he's actually been listening to this phone call on

755
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 4: the other line quietly this whole time, so he's kind

756
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 4: of already heard.

757
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 8: Its great, it's even better. I love it.

758
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: It's get you're enjoying that.

759
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 4: Now I feel bad about it, gloating now, I mean, chat,

760
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 4: are you there?

761
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 11: I don't even know what to say right now. That's

762
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 11: really what was going on the whole time.

763
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not interested in you.

764
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 4: Oh who wait?

765
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 11: Wait wait wait wait wait I heard everything you said.

766
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 11: But we spent ten hours You mean an hour, eight

767
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 11: hour nine when we've had shardonay, coffee, all types of

768
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 11: We've had the most fun all day. You mean to

769
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 11: tell me you didn't feel anything, because yeah, I felt something,

770
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 11: and I pretty sure you.

771
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 8: Felt five hours with you and then you you ghost her,

772
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 8: So now you know how it feels, so you doubled it.

773
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: Okay, Tad, No, there wasn't even a moment in that

774
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: ten hour period that you felt like a tinge of guilt, A.

775
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 6: Decent guy, a little bit.

776
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 8: I was enjoying myself so much, and to pop it off,

777
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 8: you know who else had a great time, Sarah. We

778
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 8: laughed for hours. Oh my god, we're still laughing about it.

779
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: Oh.

780
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 4: I don't even want to tell you that Chad skipped

781
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 4: his gluten day at the gym in order to Sarah.

782
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 8: He really needed that day. I'll tell you what.

783
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh Chad, I mean, do you feel bad about

784
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: ghosting Sarah?

785
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: I guess that's what she wanted.

786
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean it was just a tough time, you know,

787
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 11: with my grandma and not doing so well. I just

788
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 11: didn't feel I could be dating.

789
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 4: I am curious, Chad, why did you introduce the other

790
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 4: date to your grandma?

791
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 11: I was honestly just dropping off medication. It was just

792
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 11: a quick errand it wasn't really like I was introducing.

793
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 12: It to her.

794
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 6: Why you monster?

795
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I know that your friend Sarah was

796
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 1: really hurt, but like we deal with so much dating

797
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: on this show that ghosting just seems like the normal

798
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: way that people get out of things these days. I

799
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: don't think she should have maybe taken it so personally.

800
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 8: Guys are just playing us all the time, and they're

801
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 8: playing games and they you know, we just felt like,

802
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,720
Speaker 8: let's get this one back already.

803
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,479
Speaker 2: Sarah and you have done. But I'm also interested. Yes,

804
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 2: Chad just happened to be the wrong place at the

805
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 2: wrong time.

806
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 4: I don't know. I can kind of see what Samantha

807
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 4: is saying here because I kind of would like to

808
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 4: play a little bit of a game with you, a

809
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 4: game of would you like to go out with Chad

810
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 4: one more time?

811
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 8: I would rather I would rather split my eyelids with

812
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:06,720
Speaker 8: Razor Blade.

813
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 4: If Chad, are you into that or.

814
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 14: Yeah?

815
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 11: Honestly, it just seems like she's so really angry because

816
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 11: of what happened with Sarah, and honestly, at this point,

817
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 11: I just it doesn't seem like it's going to work out.

818
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 8: Okay, man, Oh you think you think?

819
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 7: Oh you didn't answer, like he's the one being asked.

820
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll never know who you're ghosting too. I guess.

821
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously, Chad. Now, you know, if a girl in

822
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 4: the future ever says that she wants to hang out

823
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 4: with you more and really likes you, red flag. Someone's

824
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 4: trying to get you.

825
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 6: We're on three of this date. It must be off.

826
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,439
Speaker 8: And you know what else say you're going to call

827
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 8: the person. Don't say that you liked them, you had

828
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 8: a great time.

829
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 4: She's trying to drag us into our ten of this

830
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 4: song came, we appreciate you an We'll let you go,

831
00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 4: thank you?

832
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:03,919
Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, Jeffrey in the morning.

833
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on here either either a

834
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 4: mistake has happened or some kind of miracle, but for

835
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 4: some reason. Chad and Samantha are both back on the

836
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 4: phone right now for an update.

837
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: Update And Samantha, are you still seeking revenge on Chad?

838
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 2: Yeah?

839
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 4: I mean because last time, Samantha, you made it pretty

840
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 4: clear that you wanted nothing to do with him. So

841
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 4: what is this?

842
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

843
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 8: I know, I think I said I'd rather scratch my

844
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 8: eyes out or something.

845
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 6: He was a little darker.

846
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 4: But what's going on with you too?

847
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 8: Well, after we were on it was like a couple

848
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 8: of weeks and I did not feel bad about it

849
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 8: at all.

850
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 11: I thought he what he deserved.

851
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, all of a sudden, he sent me an

852
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 8: apology text.

853
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: Wow, Chad, you actually apologized after taking the verbal beating.

854
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 8: Hey well, he said, like, you know again, I'm really sorry,

855
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 8: Like I didn't mean to hurt your friend or whatever,

856
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 8: but I really did have it at.

857
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 11: Her time with you.

858
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 8: And oh, I was like, oh my god.

859
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,240
Speaker 11: He's so pathetic. He's still trying.

860
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 4: Okay, that wasn't changing your mind.

861
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 8: That same day, I had had a pretty big falling

862
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 8: out with her my friend. He had not been seeing

863
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 8: eye to eye for a long time.

864
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 11: So I thought, in my head, well.

865
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 8: Let me you just chat to get back at her.

866
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 2: Oh, chat on the phone right now.

867
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 11: Hearing this, well yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I

868
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 11: definitely thought it was a trick, Chad.

869
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 2: You're being used twice.

870
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 11: Yeah. I mean, I sent her a sex and that

871
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 11: was sincere. But then when she said she want to

872
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 11: broll with me, I have to see this.

873
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay or yeah, And so what happened.

874
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 11: So we went on a date and one day too,

875
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 11: and then it's just another and we've been hanging out

876
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 11: ever since.

877
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Yeah, Like, I didn't mean for that

878
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 8: to happen, but there was chemistry. It's undeniable.

879
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 2: Wow, Why do I feel like she's still in this

880
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: for the long game?

881
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: In your old best friend on Instagram and posts of

882
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: you and Chad.

883
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna lure him into a marriage and then we're

884
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 4: gonna get a divorce on it be like that's why?

885
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 11: Actually I like I like her vices.

886
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 8: I like it.

887
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 2: Sleep not open, Yes.

888
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 4: Beautiful story. Is there anything funnier than old, out of

889
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 4: touch seniors yelling at town hall meetings?

890
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's annoying. It just depends about it.

891
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 4: Remember that that lady who was like, they tried to

892
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,959
Speaker 4: invite me to a group chat and I don't even

893
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 4: have Facebook.

894
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 6: The library's looking at them, like, what.

895
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 4: It's a meeting about traffic sign Well, there's a new

896
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 4: senior who's grabbed the spotlight with over a million views

897
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 4: from her government hall rant. Plus. Imagine you're in the

898
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 4: middle of a marathon and you look over and see

899
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 4: your friend getting attacked by a random animal, and you

900
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 4: won't believe what sweet cuddly creature was blamed for it.

901
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 4: You're gonna find out coming up in a brand.

902
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 14: New TikTok click shot.

903
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 4: We'll do it right now. Can you believe baseball season

904
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 4: starting up again? And now they've got that controversial new

905
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 4: rule change this year where they've replaced the seventh inning

906
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 4: stretch with the seventh inning.

907
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 14: TikTok click shot.

908
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 4: At least it's faster. It's TikTok click shock where we

909
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 4: discuss the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. Let's

910
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 4: get right to it with your first TikTok click shock,

911
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 4: just from a woman named doctor Tracy Fanera. She's a

912
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 4: marine biologist who's famous for studying sharks, and most of

913
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 4: the videos that you posts are getting some mild interest,

914
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 4: except for this latest one where she claims a new

915
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 4: study has uncovered something rather interesting about the infamous sea creatures.

916
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 4: Let's listen and find out why it got millions and

917
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 4: millions of views.

918
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 12: When it comes to sharks on cocaine are exposed to

919
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 12: other human chemicals, well, we're seeing that's happening more and more.

920
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 12: A recent study just showed that a number of different

921
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 12: sharks species have been exposed to a number of human

922
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 12: chemicals from wastewater flows. Their metabolism slowed down when breaking

923
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 12: down lipids and also they used more energy to detoxify themselves.

924
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 12: So it is problematic. Though, We're not going to see

925
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 12: sharks like going crazy on cocaine.

926
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you're off the shores of Florida.

927
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way.

928
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 2: I believe those sharks aren't hut.

929
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm right. Instead of scarface, it's shark face because

930
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 4: they're finding sharks with cocaine in their bloodstreams?

931
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 7: Is that why the turtles always got straws.

932
00:41:59,440 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 9: In their nose?

933
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 4: They're being used. Well, Doctor Tracy says, don't worry because

934
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 4: it actually calms them down and it's the opposite of

935
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 4: what cocaine Bear was going through.

936
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Speaker 10: Yes.

937
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 4: She also said about a third of the almost one

938
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Speaker 4: hundred sharks that she studied tested positive for caffeine overdose.

939
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

940
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 6: Also, we're dumping too much coffee.

941
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: No, we're peeing it out. That's the issue.

942
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 4: And the sharks are loving it. They're like, I can't

943
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 4: start my Monday morning feeding frenzy without my Starbucks double shot.

944
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 2: Has Alexis been swimming around here or what?

945
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 4: That was a TikTok click shock here?

946
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 14: Next TikTok click shot.

947
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 4: Comes from a woman who's going viral over her testimony

948
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 4: in front of the Minnesota House of Representatives. Oh, her

949
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 4: name is Anita Lebrun, and she's asking legislators to consider

950
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 4: implementing something called grandparents Happy Hour. Aha, I like it already.

951
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 4: It's a new bill that would allow group homes to

952
00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 4: serve a butt ton of alcohol to seniors without needing

953
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 4: a proper liquor license to do so.

954
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, my best friend's grandpa was so upset when they

955
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: would only let him have two glasses of wine.

956
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 4: It doesn't well. Nita is sick of getting cut off

957
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 4: at the home, so we got her back. Let's hear

958
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 4: a snippet from her speech.

959
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 15: My friends and I love happy hour just like many

960
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 15: of you do. I am sure just because we are

961
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 15: older and live in an assisted living doesn't mean that

962
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 15: we should have fewer freedoms than anyone else. Allowing our

963
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 15: facility to coordinate this happy hour affords us and our

964
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 15: families the peace of wine that we can enjoy life

965
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 15: but not be out slipping on the ice to stop

966
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 15: and get our box of wine. This amendment is simply

967
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 15: putting into law what many people assume is already allowed.

968
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 15: Happy hour at the place where we call home.

969
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 6: I mean, she makes such a good artist.

970
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,479
Speaker 2: Give me her petition, sign, bottle of tequila. Let's start

971
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 2: doing some body shots.

972
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 4: Let's go. Well, contrary to what you may think, you

973
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 4: just heard, Anita was not drinking out of a yard

974
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,240
Speaker 4: glass while giving her speech.

975
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: That's what was hitting the There.

976
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 4: Was also a few slurs in there, but she was

977
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 4: just really passionate, and the video did get over one

978
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 4: point one million views, with thousands of comments rolling in.

979
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 4: One gen Zer named Sarah t h got twenty eight

980
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 4: thousand likes for her comment. Come on, legislator, she's fighting

981
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 4: for our future.

982
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, well I'll be there someday.

983
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 7: Imagine giving your grandpa like a surprise visitor your grandma,

984
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 7: and she's just hammered.

985
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 6: When you show up, you'll.

986
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: Just think that she fell asleep watching TV like you

987
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 1: normally thought bingo and stuff.

988
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 4: No, No, that's keg stands now.

989
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll hooking up too.

990
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's when they're sober.

991
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 4: Another guy said, let the old folks do whatever the

992
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 4: heck they want.

993
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: They've earned it.

994
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 4: Yes, more drunken old people. That is where Brooke and

995
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 4: Jeffrey stands. That was a TikTok click shot and for

996
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 4: your final.

997
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 14: TikTok click shock, We're doing.

998
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 4: Something a little bit different here. Instead of ending on

999
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 4: a good news story like normal, we're gonna go out

1000
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 4: with some bad news, at least some unexpected news. Because

1001
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 4: the other day, a woman named Aaron Hodgson from North

1002
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 4: Carolina wanted to support her friends running the annual Tobacco

1003
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 4: Road Marathon. So Aarin was actually waiting on the side

1004
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 4: of the trail in the forest for her friends to

1005
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 4: come running through when she heard a rustling noise from

1006
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 4: behind her. Oh no, that's when Aaron turned around and

1007
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 4: all she saw was a big black animal bear.

1008
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 2: I immediately thought naked man.

1009
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 4: Well, whatever it was, she took off running, which is

1010
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 4: good if it's a bear, right Brooke, No, no.

1011
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,959
Speaker 2: And you're not gonna out run a baron.

1012
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 4: You can try next thing. She knew she had fallen

1013
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 4: and was being bit all over the culprit acute fuzzy

1014
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 4: river otter.

1015
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, wait, you guys those can be like

1016
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 8: seriously rabbit.

1017
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 4: Yes, I know, here's Aaron talking about being attacked by

1018
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 4: an otter.

1019
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 8: Everybody was like, wow, we thought they were nice and

1020
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 8: we thought they were cute.

1021
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 11: I don't know.

1022
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 12: I don't see anything cute about otters, but especially now

1023
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 12: it was big.

1024
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the river otters can be me.

1025
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

1026
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 4: She had no idea what animal it was at the time.

1027
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 4: Everything was happening so fast, but one of the runners

1028
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 4: saw the whole thing happening and told her what it

1029
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 4: was afterwards.

1030
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're related to weasels. To be careful.

1031
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,919
Speaker 4: After the river otter went ham on her legs and back,

1032
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 4: Aaron had to get six raby shots. Wildlife officials say

1033
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 4: it's extremely rare. There's been less than fifty documented otter

1034
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 4: attacks worldwide since eighteen seventy five.

1035
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: But special.

1036
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 4: She gets to join that exclusive group in the ov

1037
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 4: Na otter victims of North and Erica. She's the only

1038
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 4: member right now.

1039
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 2: Hopefully they can have a happy hour.

1040
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 4: Those were your TikTok shot story for the day.

1041
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey In the morning.

1042
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 4: Our listener Matt has returned to take another victory lap

1043
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 4: after destroying Brook last time he was on the show

1044
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 4: to one.

1045
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 2: Oh wait did he shoot? Do we hang up on him?

1046
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 4: He's still there?

1047
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 2: In fact, Matt, just hang up if I said that.

1048
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 4: Matt says he can't remember the last time Brook only

1049
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 4: got one correct during a game. So Brook, is Matt

1050
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 4: your kryptonite?

1051
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not going to answer, Matt have

1052
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 2: a voice.

1053
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 8: I think a day.

1054
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 6: Today the real test. If she wins today, then no

1055
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 6: one's gonna know.

1056
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: Who's the bat trying to gaslight me about my own

1057
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: losing streak.

1058
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 4: Maybe smart Wow, We're gonna see if it pays off

1059
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 4: because Brook is leaving the studio and you know how

1060
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 4: it works. Matt. You have thirty seconds to answer as

1061
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 4: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1062
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 4: could say past. But you have to beat Brook outright

1063
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 4: if you want to win. Are you ready?

1064
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 15: Yes?

1065
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today's National Spinach Day,

1066
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 4: which makes pop By the Sailorman happy. What's the name

1067
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 4: of his arch rival? What country is home to the

1068
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 4: great sphinx Italy due to its atmosphere? Sunsets on Mars

1069
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 4: are what color purple? Blue or green?

1070
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 11: Purple?

1071
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 4: Which month has the fewest letters in its name. The

1072
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 4: movie Beauty and the Beast is set in which country?

1073
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 4: In science, what element has the chemical symbol oh ogen?

1074
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 6: Jess gotta say it like that too?

1075
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 7: Oh oh?

1076
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 4: Books come back in the studio. Don't say anymore, but Matt,

1077
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 4: it says you're on my screener that you are getting

1078
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 4: yourself ready for the ultimate spring break. What are you doing?

1079
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 4: What have you got planned for spring break?

1080
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1081
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 4: Heading down to Arizona, getting on and going to my

1082
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 4: sister's wedding.

1083
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, open.

1084
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 4: With the wedding, Matt, my wife. Yeah. What's your sister's name, Matt,

1085
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 4: I want everyone to start chanting it. Her name is Christine,

1086
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 4: Christine christ Christine Matt's Wait, oh man, what did you

1087
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 4: do for spring break? I did body shots off the

1088
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 4: bride at Matt's sister's wedding.

1089
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 6: What did you do?

1090
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 4: She said?

1091
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 11: I do?

1092
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 7: And then I did?

1093
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 9: Matt.

1094
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 4: You have to promise to call us and tell us

1095
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 4: how it went. Okay, I will thank you.

1096
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 2: Please, Like I really wish I would not have told them.

1097
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 4: What a wild time. Now Brook, it's your turn. Are

1098
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 4: you ready?

1099
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 2: Ready?

1100
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Spinach Day, which

1101
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 4: makes pop Yap the sailorman happy. What's the name of

1102
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 4: his arch rival, oh, Brutus. What country is home to

1103
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 4: the great sphinx?

1104
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 2: Egypt?

1105
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 4: Due to its atmosphere, sunsets on Mars are what color purple,

1106
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 4: blue or green? Which month has the fewest letters in

1107
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 4: its name?

1108
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 2: May?

1109
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 4: The movie Beauty and the Beast is set in which country?

1110
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 4: In science? What element has the chemical symbol? Oh? Oh,

1111
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 4: he's see if any of that's right. When we go

1112
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 4: over to the scoreboard to see how you both did

1113
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 4: with jose.

1114
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 2: Do come out.

1115
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 6: You got two correct?

1116
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 13: Today, mad Brook has the same exact amount of questions

1117
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 13: and five.

1118
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 4: Now it's book's term to be the victory lap map.

1119
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 4: Sorry about that. Let's go over the answers to everybody.

1120
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 4: It's a national spinach day, so Popeye the sailorman loves it.

1121
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 4: And his arch rival is Blueto, sometimes called Brutis.

1122
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 6: We did give her that.

1123
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 4: Oh okay. The country that's home to the Great Sphinx

1124
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 4: would be Egypt due to its atmosphere. Sunsets on Mars

1125
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 4: are colored blue. Cool boy, the dust particles paved through

1126
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 4: the sunlight or whatever. The month with the fewest letters

1127
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 4: in it's this sounded scientific. I don't know scientific enough.

1128
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 4: The fewest letters in its name is the month of May.

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Speaker 4: Beauty and the Beast is set in the country of France, Matt.

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Speaker 4: That's why they say bonjour Bonjo. I've never seen the movie,

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Speaker 4: so I had no clue. That's too busy partying taking

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Speaker 4: body shots. Yeah, and in science, the chemical symbol OH

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Speaker 4: stands for oxygen. Matt knew that one, so madam. Sorry man,

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Speaker 4: it wasn't enough to beat Brooke. The thing is just

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Speaker 4: we're playing. We're gonna give you a family four pack

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Speaker 4: of tickets to Evergreen Speedway, Macaroni Kids Night NASCAR season

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Speaker 4: opener on Saturday, April fourth, which includes Figure eight races, fireworks,

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Speaker 4: Easter activities with golden eggs, candy.

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Speaker 11: And more. Awesome. Thanks guys.

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Speaker 2: Can I take a guest Matt that you're the older brother.

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00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 4: I'm the younger brother.

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Speaker 7: Interesting.

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Speaker 2: I thought for sure someone would have forced you to

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00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 2: watch Beauty in the Best Sun. Interesting.

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Speaker 4: It could be something to do with your sister's wedding.

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Speaker 4: If things get too uh.

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Speaker 2: Put on the Disney flips.

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Speaker 4: There you go, so matter. We'll have you back soon.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for playing. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 4: brook and Jeffrey in the morning.