Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1: So much going on today, I think it's time for
Speaker 1: another Michael Oppenheimer phone tap. Dear Elvis. My father is
Speaker 1: an old school Italian man who thinks everyone's trying to
Speaker 1: rob him when they tell him to refinance his mortgage.
Speaker 1: So why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer pretend to be
Speaker 1: a lender call him up, tell him he's ready to
Speaker 1: refinance his house. You'll probably have to bleep out most
Speaker 1: of the conversation, but it will be funny. This comes
Speaker 1: to us from Gary. Michael Oppenheimer now is on the
Speaker 1: phone phone tapping Gary's dad.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, mister Nigel, Hi, this is mister Michael Appenheim
Speaker 2: with the Bender and Fender lender company. How are you
Speaker 2: doing today, sir, mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: No, I'm all set.
Speaker 4: Would like you to refinance your mortgage at this time? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no no?
Speaker 4: Would you be sir? Would you let me finish out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Would you got?
Speaker 3: I got no call?
Speaker 4: Excuse you?
Speaker 3: I got that? No call?
Speaker 1: On?
Speaker 3: How you people get my number?
Speaker 4: What's the no call?
Speaker 3: No call?
Speaker 4: No call?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 3: I'd look at look, I'm all straggle my mortgage. Right.
Speaker 4: Oh no you're not because.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael, and I'm with the Bender and Fender lender company.
Speaker 2: How are you doing today, sir?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we can offer.
Speaker 4: You a thirty year fixed for your mortgage if I'm
Speaker 4: with my mortgage. No you're not not according to our records.
Speaker 3: Where do you get my records? Who are you to
Speaker 3: check my records?
Speaker 4: Okay? We understand you own a home.
Speaker 3: Sir, Yeah, I own it. That's right.
Speaker 4: Okay. Now which company you with?
Speaker 3: My wife takes care all that?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, right now, we'll give you zero percent.
Speaker 2: For six months if you look at a bout sir,
Speaker 2: excuse you?
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 3: Who are you to check my mark?
Speaker 4: This is mister Michael Evanheimon with Bender and Fender, your
Speaker 4: favorite lenders?
Speaker 3: Yourself? All right, listen, we look at the ball.
Speaker 4: And sir, we lend. Hello. Have you many large purchases?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, what do you give us what I bought?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Give me give me your phone number, give me your address.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, sir, there's no here, there's no need to get.
Speaker 3: Crazy your harass, sir.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful day here at Bender and Fender.
Speaker 3: You don't want you to check my credit?
Speaker 4: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: Is Michael Oppenheimer. Let me tell you something. Let me
Speaker 3: where are you now? You local? Are you close by?
Speaker 4: We're in Santa Barbara, California. Sir, well.
Speaker 3: You make a get out there and I'll come out
Speaker 3: to meet you personally. All right.
Speaker 4: This is mister Michael up and Harmer with the Bender.
Speaker 3: And Michael Oppenheimer whoever he is.
Speaker 4: And you're on a list.
Speaker 3: Let me you I got you got MA analysts. Yeah, watch,
Speaker 3: I don't put.
Speaker 4: You on my list A no call list.
Speaker 3: Yeah I am. I want to know how you got
Speaker 3: my number.
Speaker 2: I have here on no no call list, which supersedes
Speaker 2: the list that you're on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna you to tell me I'm a risk on
Speaker 3: my mortgage, So why tell you my mortgage?
Speaker 4: We could sign you up right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sign this up. I got something for you to
Speaker 3: sign up. Are you local? Are you close by? I'm
Speaker 3: meet you in person right now, sir.
Speaker 4: I'm not here to pick a fight, Michael, I am.
Speaker 3: I'm here to pick a fight now. You're harassing me
Speaker 3: on the phone.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: I don't give a about mister Michael Oppenheimer. You know
Speaker 3: what you can do, use my ass. Don't call back
Speaker 3: here again.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna come.
Speaker 3: No, you're not give me your phone number.
Speaker 4: What's your name, mister Michael Oppenheimer? O P P E N.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know how to spell. Are you Michael Uppenheimer?
Speaker 4: That is with the Bender and Fender Lender company.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Fender Bend Bender. I don't need you to Michael
Speaker 3: up and I remember you, mister.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, sir. I'm calling as a courtesy today cause no.
Speaker 3: I don't need no cur from you or anybody else. Okay, sir,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna track your number down whoever you want to,
Speaker 3: just give you my photo
Speaker 4: Like that I met Elvis Durant's phone tap