WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>So much going on today, I think it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>another Michael Oppenheimer phone tap. Dear Elvis. My father is

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<v Speaker 1>an old school Italian man who thinks everyone's trying to

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<v Speaker 1>rob him when they tell him to refinance his mortgage.

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<v Speaker 1>So why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer pretend to be

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<v Speaker 1>a lender call him up, tell him he's ready to

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<v Speaker 1>refinance his house. You'll probably have to bleep out most

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<v Speaker 1>of the conversation, but it will be funny. This comes

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<v Speaker 1>to us from Gary. Michael Oppenheimer now is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone phone tapping Gary's dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, mister Nigel, Hi, this is mister Michael Appenheim

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<v Speaker 2>with the Bender and Fender lender company. How are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing today, sir, mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm all set.

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<v Speaker 4>Would like you to refinance your mortgage at this time? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no no?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you be sir? Would you let me finish out?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you got?

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<v Speaker 3>I got no call?

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse you?

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<v Speaker 3>I got that? No call?

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<v Speaker 1>On?

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<v Speaker 3>How you people get my number?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the no call?

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<v Speaker 3>No call?

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<v Speaker 4>No call?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>What's that?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd look at look, I'm all straggle my mortgage. Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no you're not because.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael, and I'm with the Bender and Fender lender company.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, we can offer.

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<v Speaker 4>You a thirty year fixed for your mortgage if I'm

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<v Speaker 4>with my mortgage. No you're not not according to our records.

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<v Speaker 3>Where do you get my records? Who are you to

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<v Speaker 3>check my records?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? We understand you own a home.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, Yeah, I own it. That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Now which company you with?

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<v Speaker 3>My wife takes care all that?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, right now, we'll give you zero percent.

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<v Speaker 2>For six months if you look at a bout sir,

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<v Speaker 2>excuse you?

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<v Speaker 4>This is.

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you to check my mark?

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<v Speaker 4>This is mister Michael Evanheimon with Bender and Fender, your

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<v Speaker 4>favorite lenders?

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<v Speaker 3>Yourself? All right, listen, we look at the ball.

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<v Speaker 4>And sir, we lend. Hello. Have you many large purchases?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, what do you give us what I bought?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Give me give me your phone number, give me your address.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me, sir, there's no here, there's no need to get.

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy your harass, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a beautiful day here at Bender and Fender.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want you to check my credit?

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<v Speaker 4>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Michael Oppenheimer. Let me tell you something. Let me

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<v Speaker 3>where are you now? You local? Are you close by?

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<v Speaker 4>We're in Santa Barbara, California. Sir, well.

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<v Speaker 3>You make a get out there and I'll come out

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<v Speaker 3>to meet you personally. All right.

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<v Speaker 4>This is mister Michael up and Harmer with the Bender.

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<v Speaker 3>And Michael Oppenheimer whoever he is.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're on a list.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me you I got you got MA analysts. Yeah, watch,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't put.

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<v Speaker 4>You on my list A no call list.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I am. I want to know how you got

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<v Speaker 3>my number.

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<v Speaker 2>I have here on no no call list, which supersedes

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<v Speaker 2>the list that you're on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna you to tell me I'm a risk on

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<v Speaker 3>my mortgage, So why tell you my mortgage?

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<v Speaker 4>We could sign you up right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sign this up. I got something for you to

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<v Speaker 3>sign up. Are you local? Are you close by? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>meet you in person right now, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not here to pick a fight, Michael, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here to pick a fight now. You're harassing me

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<v Speaker 3>on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a about mister Michael Oppenheimer. You know

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<v Speaker 3>what you can do, use my ass. Don't call back

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<v Speaker 3>here again.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I'm gonna come.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're not give me your phone number.

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<v Speaker 4>What's your name, mister Michael Oppenheimer? O P P E N.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know how to spell. Are you Michael Uppenheimer?

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<v Speaker 4>That is with the Bender and Fender Lender company.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Fender Bend Bender. I don't need you to Michael

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<v Speaker 3>up and I remember you, mister.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me, sir. I'm calling as a courtesy today cause no.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need no cur from you or anybody else. Okay, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna track your number down whoever you want to,

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<v Speaker 3>just give you my photo

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<v Speaker 4>Like that I met Elvis Durant's phone tap