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Speaker 1: with the show. Welcome, oh no bit, because that's what
Speaker 1: got us kind getting kicked out of the guy. Listen.
Speaker 1: I don't welcome if you never heard the episode where
Speaker 1: slets but listen, we walk into fucking Last Lap to
Speaker 1: celebrate Mandy's listen, departure of my career self employment. Technically
Speaker 1: we've been self employed and working the same time. So
Speaker 1: we walked into Last Lap, which I go to weekly,
Speaker 1: right because it's so do I I go there weekly.
Speaker 1: My friend Carlott us kicked out. She got us kicked out.
Speaker 1: It wasn't me, It was her. It was definitely it
Speaker 1: was her. It was you. It was her. It was you. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Hi guys, welcome, it's Monday. And it wasn't like, can
Speaker 1: you can you keep it down here? I don't remember
Speaker 1: I did very serious, like, sir, the doors were open,
Speaker 1: so to me, we can use outside voices. The doors
Speaker 1: were open. No, that's fine. Welcome guys, it's Monday. You're
Speaker 1: at your desk. Sorry for the blue, but you know
Speaker 1: we heard out. Um it's horrible decisions. I'm your girl,
Speaker 1: Mandy b a k A debt bitch a k A
Speaker 1: no longer working a k A A fucking hazard to
Speaker 1: my health because nigger I was upset. We had to
Speaker 1: walk outside. No, first off, we only walked outside because
Speaker 1: I said, oh, sir, I have to keep my voice down.
Speaker 1: I will take my money elsewhere. And I liked, it
Speaker 1: wasn't even our money, it was it was someone else's money.
Speaker 1: But still I wasn't gonna spend those coins there while
Speaker 1: I have to be quiet. So then we walk out
Speaker 1: and the owners are across the street, and I know
Speaker 1: both the owners, so I'm like, your chef just kicked
Speaker 1: us out. Well, he said we were being too loud.
Speaker 1: It was Carla. It wasn't even me, bro, it wasn't
Speaker 1: even me. I just said, sorry, you serious, That's what
Speaker 1: I said in my really white voice, like sorry, serious,
Speaker 1: right now, this we almost I thought we were gonna
Speaker 1: get kicked off the plane because no, you didn't. Yes,
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't tell you because you know you
Speaker 1: didn't tell me. I had to tell me. We was
Speaker 1: there and I have only taken one flight together. And
Speaker 1: I didn't even want her to be by me. I said,
Speaker 1: she did you ask to sit by me? I was
Speaker 1: so confused. We didn't even have seased by each other.
Speaker 1: And She's like, oh, no, just tell her to go
Speaker 1: take my seat. And I was like, because this was
Speaker 1: to fucking Houston. I said, this is a long flight, man,
Speaker 1: this is damn near west coast. Three hours. You show
Speaker 1: you want to sit, right. I only wanted to sit
Speaker 1: with her because we had a lot of the ship
Speaker 1: to discuss. Right. So we're getting on the plane and
Speaker 1: Mandy's like, beach, I brought si baby, Sup, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be taking pictures. You know what I'm saying. We had
Speaker 1: the four seasons. Oh damn bitch, I'm gonna be taking
Speaker 1: all the pictures home, I said. And I said, well,
Speaker 1: we're only there for three days. She said, so pussy
Speaker 1: and hope I'm fornna still put my mother ship. I
Speaker 1: didn't bring quite a few bits. We get on and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my fucking god, listen. And then
Speaker 1: I told her Mandy can keep it down. She's like, oh, why, bitch,
Speaker 1: I paid my money just like they pay their money.
Speaker 1: I do not sound this way. Holy fucking shit. What
Speaker 1: type of impersonation are you doing? You think, ma'am? We
Speaker 1: I have known you a long time. That's me. That's
Speaker 1: the you hope that but it is no. She will not.
Speaker 1: I thought that we do. We put a we put
Speaker 1: a segue into a catchup, not catch up like highs
Speaker 1: bit shut up wait for people who have not listened
Speaker 1: to the show. This is not a good representation of me.
Speaker 1: I call the fun down. Damn it. Anyway, y'all, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do a catch up because y'all haven't gotten just
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even try. You don't want ano. The best
Speaker 1: part when Mandy and I have to do carfriendce calls
Speaker 1: with people. Mandy is one like her fucking accounting room
Speaker 1: professional until she hears something she doesn't like. Let's say,
Speaker 1: I don't believe yeah, I don't know like that one.
Speaker 1: Remember when that one company, So there was a company
Speaker 1: that wanted to acquire horrible decisions and give us a
Speaker 1: certain amount of money. She was like, oh no, because
Speaker 1: we're already making a certain amount of money not here,
Speaker 1: so y'all need talking about it. Number we even doing,
Speaker 1: don't I don't recall. I'd be really professional and accountant
Speaker 1: as um. I'd be accountant spot to be accounting this
Speaker 1: hole anyway though, Anyway, I like Cat Sexy say that ship.
Speaker 1: We are going to start with a catch up, because
Speaker 1: I don't feel like we've caughten up with y'all, like
Speaker 1: in real life cotton caughting. It's a word calling up,
Speaker 1: calling caught in technically as a word cotton. I don't
Speaker 1: even need to do the voice again because y'all niggas
Speaker 1: have it coton. We haven't caught up technically, that's how
Speaker 1: it spelled. You are a fucking technically it is because
Speaker 1: you served me fucking two percent beer and that's probably
Speaker 1: got some other times. Now, this here's the excuse, and
Speaker 1: I can't wait for this to happen. Whenever Mandy would
Speaker 1: say shit fucked up, she'd always be like, y'all, I
Speaker 1: just got off work, I'm exhausted. Wow, we're gonna be
Speaker 1: recording at what daytime? Chilling perfectly sober? You had a
Speaker 1: Seltzer water man. Now you want to call it the
Speaker 1: Seltzer water and see what I'm motherfucking talking about. I
Speaker 1: told that Hope bring me some beerd that Hop brought
Speaker 1: myself a lot anyways, but let's come, yeah, let's calling up.
Speaker 1: What's been going on with you? Well? Well, I brought
Speaker 1: it up on the episode with Um Shan. I'm talking
Speaker 1: to somebody and I like him to it um. In
Speaker 1: the group chat, we've been trying to figure out a
Speaker 1: nick name for him, and he knows he possibly will
Speaker 1: be getting a nickname on here soon. I just don't know.
Speaker 1: The group chat wants to call him ball Bay, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to call him bald bay. So right, Oh,
Speaker 1: but he's not. He's so fine, So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't come up with a name from him, like baldy.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, why ain't got hair, bitch, because I
Speaker 1: deal with niggas and niggas. He's true. I'm just saying like,
Speaker 1: I feel like if I had no idea what he
Speaker 1: looked like, I'd be like, Mr Clean is like bald.
Speaker 1: If I think a ball baby, I'm thinking of boards cool.
Speaker 1: J'all hope, Hello, Okay, he balled. I think let's get
Speaker 1: another one. Yeah. I don't know the name that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call him yet, but I do like him. I
Speaker 1: don't want to babies Beard Bayball Bay like doing too
Speaker 1: much booty band. It's way too much bbs. You're right, um,
Speaker 1: So I mean with him, it's it's really we're taking
Speaker 1: a slow we're becoming friends. Uh. I know, it's it's
Speaker 1: cool with him, I guess for y'all don't know when
Speaker 1: we're dropping this episode, but I am, of course, like
Speaker 1: Wheezy announced, um away from my job. Now, I departed.
Speaker 1: I departed from my accounting career. You'll shut them up. Um.
Speaker 1: As most of you guys know, I've been working at
Speaker 1: a big four firm um for the last year and
Speaker 1: I left it. And probably one of the most exciting
Speaker 1: things about leaving actually was, first off, my partner digs me.
Speaker 1: I said, y'all, will not bring the cake on my
Speaker 1: last day. I said, I don't want to do a speech.
Speaker 1: I'm not phony and I'm not. Yeah. So basically, anytime
Speaker 1: somebody quit, they order a cake or banana plant in
Speaker 1: and shipped for the whole floor. So the whole floor
Speaker 1: comes to the desk and you kind of say a
Speaker 1: speech like it has been so great working with all y'all.
Speaker 1: I said, y'all ain't gonna make me do that phony
Speaker 1: as ship. I don't like these people like that, so
Speaker 1: I said. So they actually offered to take me to lunch.
Speaker 1: So I hand picked who was going to be taken
Speaker 1: to this lunch with me, and it was really good.
Speaker 1: Bro in my with my partner, I finally got the
Speaker 1: cool accountants that know how to actually have a conversation
Speaker 1: because any other lunch is fucking like, who let me
Speaker 1: go back to my desk because there's no personality. So
Speaker 1: and I did work with sellers, but they're so weird.
Speaker 1: So even if even at this lunch with my partner,
Speaker 1: we're talking about the new Beach, which we started talking
Speaker 1: about feminism, but we were talking about to where my
Speaker 1: coworker was like, I would have never said that in
Speaker 1: front of the partner, but I was like, this is
Speaker 1: my last say. He even let us order margarite. This bitch.
Speaker 1: He really liked me, So it was cool. But like
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, one of the most exciting things
Speaker 1: about leaving was that no one has really left a
Speaker 1: Big four to do what I've done, even in my
Speaker 1: exit interview, they're like, are you serious, Like, I've never
Speaker 1: heard anyone say they're leaving to be an entrepreneur in
Speaker 1: this space. Oh so I did so much, to the
Speaker 1: point that my senior manager, my counselor even like other
Speaker 1: coworkers started opening up to me about their creative things,
Speaker 1: like so one of my senior managers used to do
Speaker 1: wants to be a screenwriter and also used to do
Speaker 1: improv and record it did a whole fucking season. So
Speaker 1: it was exciting for me to just hear how they
Speaker 1: all have creative things, but being an account and it
Speaker 1: kind of sucks you dry and you have no time
Speaker 1: to do. I think the reason that it's easy for
Speaker 1: us to quit our jobs is because the salary that
Speaker 1: I had with my job, which I made that in
Speaker 1: five months, my salary, I just made it. First off,
Speaker 1: we're saying it's too much about money out here, but
Speaker 1: I'm broke because I'm so basically I didn't make bro
Speaker 1: I didn't make my salary and like five months, but annually, yeah,
Speaker 1: I made of what I made. And I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, well the fuck it, I'm not about to
Speaker 1: work for hours week. No, no, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: It would have been nice to make twos, but also
Speaker 1: the same. I was running myself then between juggling work
Speaker 1: and cdcast coming into the office like just privately, like
Speaker 1: leaving the tour, hate where I worked, and not even
Speaker 1: be able to say what I did this weekend. People like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna see your momy, and you want to see
Speaker 1: your momy and it was terrible, like showing them videos
Speaker 1: look at this show this weekend only to the staff though,
Speaker 1: like the staff, and like the low level seniors, not
Speaker 1: the upper like the upper manager. But you know, I
Speaker 1: left a place. So I left my top of six
Speaker 1: and a half years, a company of six and a
Speaker 1: half years. And it's even the reason I moved to
Speaker 1: New York for money, because I became so good at
Speaker 1: B two B and corporate and TECHT selling that I
Speaker 1: was like, fuck it, I'll make more money. Um I
Speaker 1: got a forty dollar increase in my just my salary
Speaker 1: alone by the new company, plus you know, making way
Speaker 1: more commission. And I was so miserable. So it was
Speaker 1: so hard. They were so judgy, and it's like with
Speaker 1: more money, the more stuck up they got, Like I'm
Speaker 1: making all this money to fucking like I took off
Speaker 1: a blazer one day. I think I told you because
Speaker 1: I got hot, and they're like, whoa those tattoos and
Speaker 1: I was like, funck yo. The last company I did,
Speaker 1: they were hosting the Gay Pride parade dog So it's
Speaker 1: just like my company was very and that's that's another
Speaker 1: part like so that I think was the harder part
Speaker 1: with me leaving my job was I actually grew to
Speaker 1: love the company that I worked for. I loved the people,
Speaker 1: some of the people that I was working with, and
Speaker 1: I was happy. I think the Yeah, the company was great. Um,
Speaker 1: I would definitely go back. Um. However, even with leaving,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I would go back into
Speaker 1: accounting bro which is crazy because it's just like, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't love it, so bitch. I went to this
Speaker 1: little party and they said I could be an A
Speaker 1: and R. So I don't know, maybe I'll do that
Speaker 1: because I have a really good music taste and they
Speaker 1: asked me who should be on one of these next
Speaker 1: singles of one of their artists, and they said, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I could be a motherfucking and god damnit. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, okay, catch up. For me. Uh oh, I
Speaker 1: gotta tell this one thing. I went with Beard Bay
Speaker 1: and his sister to see Sleep No More. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anybody has heard of this, but I got
Speaker 1: the idea from Broad City. There's a Broad City episode
Speaker 1: where they go to this interactive play and you basically
Speaker 1: follow actors into different rooms, but you're watching a play.
Speaker 1: It's like a version of Macbeth. You put on a mask,
Speaker 1: you're in this warehouse. It's at the McKitterick Hotel. I
Speaker 1: think it was like a hundred all the parts. I
Speaker 1: don't know my baby favorite, but anyway, I don't know
Speaker 1: how much it was, but the experience was fucking sick.
Speaker 1: You can't speak when you're in there. You could be
Speaker 1: pulled anyway. And I was kind of scared at first
Speaker 1: because a little dark, and I was like I was
Speaker 1: hanging onto him, he said, like an umbilical cord. But
Speaker 1: then finally, like once I started to experience it, it it
Speaker 1: was amazing alone. So like basically you're watching the play
Speaker 1: go on, and when the actors are done with the scene,
Speaker 1: they'd leave. They might go down the stairs, they might
Speaker 1: go up the stairs, they might crawl into the bed.
Speaker 1: There was nudity. Um, she was washing this dude in
Speaker 1: the bathtub. It was so fucking amazing. So I followed
Speaker 1: lady mate McBeth the entire time. Um, I watched her,
Speaker 1: watched herself, I watched him make out in the bed,
Speaker 1: fighting the bed. It was so good. Then there's the
Speaker 1: scene at the dinner table where like someone's cut and bloody.
Speaker 1: They were fighting and then girls started kissing. Huh. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying you, I should have left it out. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you have, you're coming to New York. If you
Speaker 1: live in New York, sucking experience. This ship is the
Speaker 1: best play I've ever seen. It was one of the
Speaker 1: best experiences I've ever had in my life. Um. Second
Speaker 1: to that, UM got some new dick hollow Yeah, good,
Speaker 1: really good, And I've had it before, so I haven't
Speaker 1: had this dick in years. And if you guys remember,
Speaker 1: I was showing Mandy a video from a guy fucked
Speaker 1: in Switzerland. I played ball out there. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to call him in my phone. He was switched
Speaker 1: for a long time, so we're but he's like, that's what.
Speaker 1: So Switz and me linked up and I honestly, it
Speaker 1: was kind of just like whatever, He's fine, but like
Speaker 1: I don't need to link with him, right, And when
Speaker 1: I did, god damn, I miss get niggas. So we
Speaker 1: get in his car, right what carry on? And there's
Speaker 1: some like niggas outside. I don't know if they're saying
Speaker 1: something to me and they're saying something to him. Mind
Speaker 1: you heat balls. So it's not like this nigga is
Speaker 1: like trapping or nothing. And I saw him is going
Speaker 1: out their most glove compartment, was like holding that ship
Speaker 1: and looking at them niggas and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my pussy was like because of the gun, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know what. Problem. So then we're getting upstairs his
Speaker 1: fucking apartment and he too, he has this lot of
Speaker 1: cash that he had to remove from the car and
Speaker 1: then like tells me to hold the gun. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't. I would prefer to hold the money. But
Speaker 1: then O, wait, this stuff should turned me on, like motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Like Beard Bay and I are we have a lot
Speaker 1: of intellectual conversations. I mean, we're connect on a different level.
Speaker 1: But he he hood like that, so he's not he's not,
Speaker 1: which is no fucking problem, right, um, But we get
Speaker 1: to this new place and I'm just like, yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's been up with you And he's like you just
Speaker 1: want to sit in front of me like that, Come on,
Speaker 1: go ahead, what do you do? He's from he's from Atlanta.
Speaker 1: I don't think so not like that. You want me
Speaker 1: to suck his suck his dick while he smoke a
Speaker 1: blunt bro. So I just really I've a sucking beard
Speaker 1: based for so long. Like you know, when you can
Speaker 1: sucking someone for a minute and the sex is good
Speaker 1: to you kind of just forget to tell each other
Speaker 1: just actually, I don't not forget was exceptional. I mean,
Speaker 1: like you gotta tell him every time we talked about
Speaker 1: our sex after sex. We talked about in texts. But
Speaker 1: like the way that this nigga acted switch when I
Speaker 1: sucked his dick was like next level because I'd be
Speaker 1: given sucking dick like that, Like you know what I'm
Speaker 1: saying to me, it's not a big deal. I was
Speaker 1: sucking this nigga dick and he was looking at me like,
Speaker 1: oh my fucking god, mind you we sucked six years ago.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I have NM fruit. He was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you about to make me calm stop? And I was
Speaker 1: like which I was so proud of. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think that that's something that's said a lot, like when
Speaker 1: we're sucking dick, those words of affirmation, like the words
Speaker 1: of affirmation while I'm stucky, Like bro, I was just
Speaker 1: seven and I was sucking. Do you know this nigga
Speaker 1: said he felt it in his toes and I was
Speaker 1: like yo, and I got like, I said, damn, I'm
Speaker 1: sucking it to where you feel it in your toes.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. It's lawyers of affirmation, not like
Speaker 1: we don't talk about And it's funny because me and
Speaker 1: Beard Bays love languages. Is physical touch and affirmation both
Speaker 1: of us. But tell me, I think that we talked
Speaker 1: about sex in a different way, Like we're long distance,
Speaker 1: so we're constantly talking about it while away. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he's acted like that recently because I suck
Speaker 1: dick like that. This nigga was like, yo, I woke
Speaker 1: up in the morning and I was like, yo, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of tired. He was like, Yo, you just suck
Speaker 1: that again. This. I was so proud. You should have
Speaker 1: seen me. I was just like, I really just was
Speaker 1: sitting perched up like anyway his body is so fucking sick.
Speaker 1: I didn't even gonna hold John. It's all trying to
Speaker 1: show me his dick. I just looked at the abs.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even trying to look at the dick. I
Speaker 1: was like, he has how many is that? It's like
Speaker 1: it was like eight six. I didn'tven look at the
Speaker 1: dick and he went up to like the second abb.
Speaker 1: It was kind of high on the apps and I
Speaker 1: was like, get out the way, dick. I want to
Speaker 1: see my ads, right. I didn't want to see the
Speaker 1: d His body is fucking crazy. So whatever, I'm about
Speaker 1: to like jump in the uber. I'm about to leave,
Speaker 1: and this nigga starts doing push ups. What is dick out?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I realized that I am
Speaker 1: now I need to start sucking athletic niggas, like, oh,
Speaker 1: the one who shades me for the last two years
Speaker 1: for fucking ball players. I need to start sucking more
Speaker 1: athletic niggas. I didn't say, I don't know about to
Speaker 1: start ball players. Hypocrasy and what you have done with
Speaker 1: like like you to stop. You never like to recollect
Speaker 1: my thoughts and my statement. That's a miss. I'm at
Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders. That was a mischaracterization of what I meant
Speaker 1: to say. What I meant to say was I like
Speaker 1: the niggas down so ballplayer met No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: oversees ball play your man. I'm not fucking no NBA niggs. Bro.
Speaker 1: Oh So because he's overseas, it makes it differentbody knows him.
Speaker 1: It doesn't count. They could. I don't have to like
Speaker 1: walk somewhere and see this nigger and I don't have
Speaker 1: to meet another teammate and see like, no, what's the problem.
Speaker 1: Plus he's done for like he has teammates. No, he's
Speaker 1: tall as people are gonna probably when you'll go out.
Speaker 1: You played basketball. He looked like all basketball playing. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's the same thing. But the point is they
Speaker 1: just don't want his autograph. I can't because I've already
Speaker 1: sucked one NBA player. I'm not about to do it again,
Speaker 1: even though that was like five years ago. But still
Speaker 1: one does it count because he don't out the NBA? Now,
Speaker 1: it still counts, bro, But like I guess it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's not a real it's still fucking counts. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: then no, I'm not sucking another one. That's it. Euro
Speaker 1: and then the one NBA I had. Anyway, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get that Swiss dick again before you go back to
Speaker 1: Europe for this Listen, I'm already like seeing where I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you now that I ain't got no job.
Speaker 1: Let me give me the couple a couple over seasons.
Speaker 1: I'll come see you. Where are you at? I got
Speaker 1: a past, so like to the point, okay, I'm only um,
Speaker 1: so me and him, so we're not together, like so
Speaker 1: it's different. Yeah, but so um we did have the
Speaker 1: conversation because now that we are like we're talking still friends,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're gonna move it up the
Speaker 1: ladder to dating and relationship. Like we talked like he
Speaker 1: caught me bay like it's getting serious. Um, but it's
Speaker 1: kind of like a donut. Don't tell I told him,
Speaker 1: I said. So he doesn't live in New York. He
Speaker 1: lives in another city. No, not yet, I'm planning to
Speaker 1: see him. No, we just be facetiming a lot. We
Speaker 1: we FaceTime like every day we've been talking. If you
Speaker 1: have met we met online, then you don't need to
Speaker 1: not be talking about like how you can't n yet
Speaker 1: we're not and that's where I was going. You didn't
Speaker 1: even Okay, not that is where I'm going, Like no,
Speaker 1: but but he also be out a lot. So it's
Speaker 1: like even we we've talked about if we were together,
Speaker 1: if we were to be together, the conversation of what
Speaker 1: it would be, and I'm like, but we don't live
Speaker 1: in the same city. I'm not gonna stress myself about
Speaker 1: what you're doing. The flight is only hour and a half,
Speaker 1: so and it would be cheap because I had a
Speaker 1: homeboy who played for the team that's in this city.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying during the fall, bitch round trip tickets
Speaker 1: like sixty dollars on American. Not even Spirit because I'm
Speaker 1: not above Spirit. Pussy down. But like, so we had
Speaker 1: that conversation and I was like, listen, like whatever, can
Speaker 1: you stop trying to mouth ship like we're not fucking recording,
Speaker 1: stop trying to I didn't say stop trying to drop names, broke.
Speaker 1: I didn't say his name. I said the city. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if we could do this city. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying the city. So he's well known in his city,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna calm down with saying the city. You see,
Speaker 1: how we'd be getting caught up. Look how we were learning.
Speaker 1: We are learning. It's to the point where we even
Speaker 1: talked about and he's like, I know what you do.
Speaker 1: And I see that I may get talked about and
Speaker 1: people may put two and two together one day, but
Speaker 1: I know he's one that I don't think it's fully
Speaker 1: comfortable we yet with if people, you know, start guessing
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So I was like, don't worry,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be secretive. But I like him. But I
Speaker 1: did tell him, like I want him to be as
Speaker 1: open with me as possible as to what makes him
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable and what doesn't. And he is older, he
Speaker 1: is above forties, so Jesus christis is different for me.
Speaker 1: Um And it's cool. We we talk. It's maybe steps.
Speaker 1: I'm not rushing into it. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: I'm getting my still my my back blown out. So
Speaker 1: I'm living gut. I'm not complaining, still sucking my friends
Speaker 1: from time to time. I'm I'm living a great life
Speaker 1: over here. Actually I feel the same, you know. I
Speaker 1: just think that I've been like so invested right in
Speaker 1: my throatle that I realized, like I can't move to
Speaker 1: either city. Something no time soon, and the way the
Speaker 1: trend goes, we all see each other about like every
Speaker 1: three weeks, like I get some pussy here, I guess
Speaker 1: some dick or both or whatever. And that's not enough.
Speaker 1: Nothing is ever enough for you. That's true. That may
Speaker 1: be something you need to speak to your therapist about. Well.
Speaker 1: I think my therapist is very proud of me. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is the healthiest relationship you've been in.
Speaker 1: He's like, you sound totally happy. It sounds like your
Speaker 1: partners are understanding. He's like, I think you're in a
Speaker 1: really good and safe situation. He's like, and honestly, until
Speaker 1: it's a problem, don't make it a problem. Don't future
Speaker 1: funk yourself. I know, don't future Um. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and get into our vanilla's ship for this week. Um.
Speaker 1: But before we get into the vanilla ship, I actually
Speaker 1: did want to go on a tiny, a tiny little rant. Um,
Speaker 1: And I honestly don't give a fun quiet offend. Um.
Speaker 1: And you didn't even know I was going to go
Speaker 1: on this rant. But let me find this goddamn about
Speaker 1: the M word. Um, So it's not it is actually
Speaker 1: about you, skinny bitches. Um. So real quick as a
Speaker 1: lot of you guys know I you know, went through
Speaker 1: the weight loss surgery and everything. So Tabria um major
Speaker 1: posted retweet from someone her name she has, um the Thick,
Speaker 1: The Thick. Yeah she's a model, but um they have
Speaker 1: a podcast called The Thick or something like that. Um
Speaker 1: so she she retweeted something that I then read reposted
Speaker 1: on my page. Um it's from at Mark Queen Jude. Basically,
Speaker 1: teen Vogue put that body positivity is just for fat girls,
Speaker 1: being a myth. Mark Queen Jude. Yes, Mark Queen Jude
Speaker 1: retweeted and said, high teen Vogue, this is trash and
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you why. Body positivity is a
Speaker 1: political movement that began as a fat liberation movement by
Speaker 1: fat black and brown women. Um so I just reposted
Speaker 1: that and some white woman where her skinny ass white
Speaker 1: privilege wanting to feel oppressed somehow. That quite the wait. Wait,
Speaker 1: teen Volks said body positivity is being just for fat
Speaker 1: girls the myth. That's that's ma'am. That's what they mean
Speaker 1: by that. And bitch I had a problem with it.
Speaker 1: Let me finish. Could I finish, my god damn Ran,
Speaker 1: then you could check me about basically teen Vogue put
Speaker 1: that it was a myth that body positivity is just
Speaker 1: for meaning, meaning that it's for everyone. Someone dispelled that
Speaker 1: and said, no, it was actually a movement started by
Speaker 1: black curvy women embracing our big fucking bodies. And so
Speaker 1: I reposted this. One of our followers said, full court pumps.
Speaker 1: I am now unfollowing you, unsubscribing to horrible decisions, and
Speaker 1: I can't believe you could be so close minded. Skinny
Speaker 1: girls struggle hashtag, she put and said that she's been
Speaker 1: struggling with being skinny her whole life, and how dare
Speaker 1: I go against skinny girls? So I went on a
Speaker 1: motherfucking rant because I have a problem. This is very
Speaker 1: All lives matter to me, and I get that some
Speaker 1: women may feel uncomfortable in their bodies even when they're small.
Speaker 1: That's fine, But I really don't think that any skinny
Speaker 1: person will ever be able to step into the shoes
Speaker 1: or know what it's like to be a bigger woman,
Speaker 1: specifically fat. It doesn't matter what country you're in, this
Speaker 1: is a global thing. You guys have always been able
Speaker 1: to find clothes that fit you. You have not like
Speaker 1: we're shamed to where we feel like we aren't deserving
Speaker 1: of partners that we should be lucky for whoever wants
Speaker 1: us back. We can't again buy things that fits us.
Speaker 1: And so the fact that she came to me on
Speaker 1: this skinny girl struggle bullshit like I was going against her,
Speaker 1: like I said, just was very all lives matter um
Speaker 1: of her. And I just want you all to know
Speaker 1: that when I do hashtag body positivity and I talk
Speaker 1: about my weight loss, and even if I'm not the
Speaker 1: size that I was last year, like, there's still just
Speaker 1: a lot of things that go on like it's still
Speaker 1: which I still just be buying largest and then be
Speaker 1: mad when it don't fit, just because as meant, like,
Speaker 1: my mentality still has not brought me to the point
Speaker 1: that I'm smaller, and just everything that I've gone through
Speaker 1: is being a bigger girl. I just want to say
Speaker 1: fuck you, not to the skinny women, but for those
Speaker 1: of you who sit here and want to bring your
Speaker 1: body positivity bullshit. When you're skinny, I do I feel offended.
Speaker 1: Y'all will never know what it feels like to be big,
Speaker 1: fat and look down upon in society from both men
Speaker 1: and women because of your size. Even even so much
Speaker 1: so recently with Nike even bringing fucking big mannequins. Now
Speaker 1: there's a problem that there's sucking big mannequins and fucking Nike,
Speaker 1: and it's like, so, y'all want fat people to work out.
Speaker 1: Now Nike's embracing like larger bodies and making these mannequins
Speaker 1: for bigger women. It was just like, listen, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, it's the huge as fuck you,
Speaker 1: I would say, like a size sixteen who does fit
Speaker 1: fitwear for Nike, a Nike influencer on nig So here's
Speaker 1: my feelings about that. The term body positivity to have
Speaker 1: to exist means that there's shame around something. What does
Speaker 1: media show us is thin or women better? Yeah? Men
Speaker 1: as well? Yeah for sure. So I think it does
Speaker 1: do a disservice to sit here and say like that, yes,
Speaker 1: body positivity should exist for all people. But I think
Speaker 1: it's more of an unspoken thing like, of course all
Speaker 1: lives matter, but don't wear the fucking T shirt. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, of course body positivities for everybody,
Speaker 1: but don't discredit the struggle of bigger women and more
Speaker 1: specifically big people. Yes, but big women especially like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so even when it comes to actors and actresses and
Speaker 1: things we see, we've always seen bigger people on TV,
Speaker 1: but never really women, right, Like it's like dudes like
Speaker 1: comedians even that are bigger than never really women. Like
Speaker 1: I think it's I think you're absolutely right, and I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm skinny. But so I ended up
Speaker 1: the vanilla beside six eight and you wanted to like
Speaker 1: we not even say that I wanted to say, but no,
Speaker 1: I mean I've never for body positivity. What it means
Speaker 1: to me is like even in my size, which is
Speaker 1: skinny to some people, like I've had people comment about
Speaker 1: my stomach or my role that I feel like you
Speaker 1: can't even be have tag body positivity. But I don't
Speaker 1: do body positive. Okay, I just talk about having I
Speaker 1: don't care to talk about that because to me, girls
Speaker 1: that are my size don't get shamed. So I don't have.
Speaker 1: So you're saying you feel like I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I'm not a representation
Speaker 1: for body positive people. But what I do like to
Speaker 1: talk about is my poopa because I don't think that
Speaker 1: my body's perfection and I don't really care that I
Speaker 1: have some roles like to me, like this is normal
Speaker 1: women's bodies. Like I don't really know many women my
Speaker 1: friends girls I funk that are washboard stomachs. I just
Speaker 1: don't when I'm on but when I'm on Instagram, that's
Speaker 1: all I see. So to me, I like embracing the pupa.
Speaker 1: But it's not this like, oh body positivity ship. I
Speaker 1: mean you could, you could call it that, but that's
Speaker 1: not what I'm about. I'm just more like ownership of
Speaker 1: me as a person. So I want to shout out
Speaker 1: to my friend Lily because we ended up getting into
Speaker 1: a little debate um during this conversation in my rant
Speaker 1: on Instagram, So she sent me this UM, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to just embrace my obese women, my fat p
Speaker 1: h a t women, um, and my BBW is out there. Um.
Speaker 1: I have a list real quick of ten the top
Speaker 1: ten countries that celebrate female obesity. Baby um. I will
Speaker 1: say one of them I shouldn't even be on the
Speaker 1: list because it says the population is fourteen thousand. I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: that's like my high school. But here are the top
Speaker 1: ten countries celebrating female obesity. So shout out to my BBWs.
Speaker 1: If you are in any of these countries, that means
Speaker 1: the men love you and you can probably always find
Speaker 1: something that fits you. UM. So that The number ten
Speaker 1: country is Tonga. UM. This is a small South Pacific island.
Speaker 1: The next one, ironically is Kuwait. Um of Kuwaiti women
Speaker 1: are over fifteen years old, r obese. UM. And historically
Speaker 1: these nomadic desert people came to prize fatness as a
Speaker 1: sign of health and wealth. Another UM country is Fiji,
Speaker 1: which I can't even afford to go there. UM number seven,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, maybe UM number seven shout out black
Speaker 1: black Black Jamaica, Jamerica. UM, y'all know they love bit.
Speaker 1: They'd be trying to feed a bit. They'd be like
Speaker 1: Jamaican maybe so annoying with it though, they're like grab
Speaker 1: your stomach and ship like, no, don't do that, motherfucking shit, nigga.
Speaker 1: But with nearly sixty five percent of Jamaican females classified
Speaker 1: as obese, the ideal beach body is nearly twice it's
Speaker 1: medically appropriate size. In this island nation. Particular emphasis is
Speaker 1: placed on generous hips and hind quarters. The s Jamaica
Speaker 1: a nineteen Jamaica. A nineteen nine study conducted in rural
Speaker 1: Jamaica associated thinness with sadness, but heaviness with happiness, kindness,
Speaker 1: and social harmony. There's you know, there's also you know,
Speaker 1: the octave. And I want to tell you something. So
Speaker 1: Mandy and I I'm sure by the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: wee have already been. Mandy and I are book to
Speaker 1: go cover hedonism in Jamaica and we're going in less
Speaker 1: than a week. And do you know, no bullshit, this
Speaker 1: is not me trying to make anyone feel sorry for me.
Speaker 1: We're going with one of Mandy's friends, Lex, And I
Speaker 1: was like thinking. I was like, yo, like niggas is
Speaker 1: gonna look at me like I'm ugly because I'm so
Speaker 1: smaller than I have. I don't have an ass like
Speaker 1: Mandy your legs. I don't have fucking hips like man
Speaker 1: to your legs. And I was like, these are making
Speaker 1: niggas gonna be looking at me like it's okay, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be right men there for you. Um. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying they're gonna love you. Um, But I'm like the
Speaker 1: funny part about you saying that. That was her argument
Speaker 1: to me my homegirl Lily. Her sister is bigger than her,
Speaker 1: and she was like the thinkers wasn't even buying me
Speaker 1: drinks in Jamaica, but she was getting all the free drinks.
Speaker 1: She like, they thought I was ugly inclusive resort because yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I could work off face though you know, you know
Speaker 1: on my hand top up up I want I'm gonna
Speaker 1: record you headtop. She thinks she could still pussy pop
Speaker 1: on a handstand, which I don't know what these braids.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna cause you not balance
Speaker 1: on the table, but no, please don't. Um. Number six,
Speaker 1: guys is Samola. Number five is South Africa. UM, I
Speaker 1: want to read this about South Africa. This is also
Speaker 1: very interesting. So due to the prevalence of AIDS, the
Speaker 1: association between weight loss and illness has contributed to South
Speaker 1: Africa's negative view of anything. The centuries old correlation between
Speaker 1: higher weight and higher wealth was not overcome by the
Speaker 1: post apartheid introduction of European size ideals, so large women
Speaker 1: continue to be favored as their left there as their
Speaker 1: health lens insight into both their health and financial status.
Speaker 1: Number four is Afghanistan. Number three is Tahiti. Number two
Speaker 1: is nah root, never motherfucker heard of it, But it's
Speaker 1: that little South Pacific island with fourteen thousand people on it. Um.
Speaker 1: And then number one, bitch, I'll be mad. Why why
Speaker 1: you know? I don't even know where it's lesure, no bit, Mauritania.
Speaker 1: So this bitch, do I say that right now? It's
Speaker 1: not in the bronx nigga. Now it's not in the
Speaker 1: fucking bronx nigga. This is actually a drought written West
Speaker 1: African nation UM, where female obesity is synonymous with beauty
Speaker 1: and wealth, though less common gavage. I hate you, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but it says that um. It says that
Speaker 1: young girls are actually fed fatty camel milk daily UM
Speaker 1: to to make sure that they have pounds. Women unable
Speaker 1: to pack on the pounds at fat farms routinely take
Speaker 1: to histamans and animal steroids to induce appetite, exercises frowned upon,
Speaker 1: and women are frequently divorced for their inability to sustain
Speaker 1: excessive girth after childbirth. So shout out, but but not
Speaker 1: all to beb motherfucking doubby Mauritania. I probably said that
Speaker 1: in the movie Fat Girls. I watched this years ago.
Speaker 1: Monique was in it and somebody else. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you ever watched. It was on the little Hood
Speaker 1: Classics and she went straight BT Block Bust and she
Speaker 1: went with my auntie and my grandma shout out to them.
Speaker 1: They loved watching little hood movies. But she went with
Speaker 1: her skinny friend. It was a cousin or something. I
Speaker 1: can't remember this movie, and they went on vacation and
Speaker 1: you know she was everybody was looking at her, funked
Speaker 1: up at the pool and ship like that. And then
Speaker 1: this one fine as African nigga got there, so the
Speaker 1: skinny friend was like trying to get him, and he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna. When I went to Nigeria,
Speaker 1: bitch a nigga bought me a fucking my own bottle,
Speaker 1: sent me a champagne bottle. And this was when I
Speaker 1: was fat and I'm went my home Crystal, and she
Speaker 1: was like, She's like, I don't think they liked me
Speaker 1: because she was so much skinnier like than I was
Speaker 1: specifically at that time. And I was pulling all the
Speaker 1: Africans with this weight. But I mean, I could tell
Speaker 1: you this, like I bought myself some titties, right, Like
Speaker 1: I have always wanted to be curbier. This just never
Speaker 1: really happened for me. And more and more, it's like
Speaker 1: a blessing and a curse, right because I'm so glad
Speaker 1: that like girls at a curvier and have these white hips.
Speaker 1: When I was growing up, like it was lit to
Speaker 1: be skinny and now it's not. And these ain't bought.
Speaker 1: These is home grown baby oxtail, rice and peas. Motherfucker
Speaker 1: you make it's so don't come from my hot dog spaghetti.
Speaker 1: So hot dog spaghetti. My mom dated this Haitian growing
Speaker 1: up and he made us hot dog spaghetti and it
Speaker 1: was just really fucking good. So I'll be making it.
Speaker 1: You put onions a little bit of catch up. What
Speaker 1: just make? Reminded me to talk about the Merrow, so
Speaker 1: oh yeah, in the middle of the show. No, because
Speaker 1: they asked what's the best struggle You can't say this,
Speaker 1: oh they did, But that's not a struggle mill, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Haitian spaghetti is not a struggle mill. I know there's
Speaker 1: hot dogs in it, but that doesn't make it a
Speaker 1: struggle mill. It was really good. We used to ask
Speaker 1: for it. You have to cut a struggles in struggle
Speaker 1: meals bro saltaed onions, make it, make it clancy, bitch.
Speaker 1: It was good. Okay, you don't had hot dogs spaghetty before,
Speaker 1: right or no? Maybe or Lando that do those nigga
Speaker 1: see Now that's a nigga answer. They are not Roman noodles.
Speaker 1: They are Roman, not Roman. I don't know who Roman is,
Speaker 1: so I ain't gonna hold you. So what I like
Speaker 1: to do, So first off, I'm lazy, But what I
Speaker 1: like to do is like create, like I'm on Chopped
Speaker 1: when I don't go grocery shop and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm on an episode of Chopped. Let me see what
Speaker 1: I can make with what's in my kitchen. So I
Speaker 1: did just have a struggle mill, and but it was
Speaker 1: good as funk that I ate it two nights in
Speaker 1: a ro Let me tell you all my struggle mills.
Speaker 1: So if y'all is poor or not, just pouring just
Speaker 1: like yeah, so let me let me tell y'all real
Speaker 1: quick and then you can finished with DNA dn M
Speaker 1: my bad um. So my struggle mill that I made
Speaker 1: that I'm very proud of because it was really good.
Speaker 1: So I had some ZD noodles, so I boiled them
Speaker 1: bitches right then I had a little tuna in the
Speaker 1: pack in a little bag, so I was like, oh tuna.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, but let me make it fancy,
Speaker 1: so bitch, I had my little miss garlic. I had
Speaker 1: some butter to make like a little butter sauce. But bitch,
Speaker 1: then I had capers, bitch through the little papers in
Speaker 1: there with that ship. So it was butter garlic like
Speaker 1: a butter caper sauce. Bitch with the little noodles, and
Speaker 1: I put a little protein with the tune in there.
Speaker 1: It was like helper bitch PHOTOO real good and ate
Speaker 1: that bitch two nights in a row, but it was good.
Speaker 1: That is a definite jailbird talking to. I've never been
Speaker 1: to jail, but I do date guys that have y'all
Speaker 1: love when I talk about ninety day fiance. But I
Speaker 1: would love to recommend watching jail birds on Netflix. It
Speaker 1: was so good. I he was talking through the toilet.
Speaker 1: So when that bitch was talking to through the toilet
Speaker 1: and she was like, damn, Nick, you got me out
Speaker 1: here stupid like the fun but that's all I say now. Then, no,
Speaker 1: it was really good. I had a girlfriend and she
Speaker 1: was his OUTBI. He was like, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out because I was with you that night.
Speaker 1: In fact that it was real life, though, Bro, I
Speaker 1: will say it touched on the point. Oh, I probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't say it. I'm not I'm not gonna go to her.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't know, But I was gonna talk
Speaker 1: about how niggas be getting these dumbass white holes. Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry they were so dumb on that show. And
Speaker 1: then what really bothered me. I actually was very glad
Speaker 1: that they didn't make the black girls look the white
Speaker 1: girls look dumb as fun on that show. But here's
Speaker 1: here's my problem with what actually was a narrative that
Speaker 1: I don't think has been talked about. So the nigga
Speaker 1: was in there, I guess stabbed one of the girls.
Speaker 1: The other girl that monster stabbed her, and they had
Speaker 1: other women trying to convince her to be like, he
Speaker 1: didn't hit you. I don't believe he hit you. And
Speaker 1: I think that that happens a lot when you are
Speaker 1: in domestic violence situations. But for another woman not to
Speaker 1: believe another woman on domestic violence, I was looking at
Speaker 1: that like that's been to jail for a while and
Speaker 1: the person that held him down. That's the next If
Speaker 1: y'all and y'all have a situation like that, I know,
Speaker 1: somebody please have them come on the show. That'd be great.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to say one more thing before we
Speaker 1: stopped talking about it. Not that the white girls looked dumber,
Speaker 1: but that show was very equal with how many white
Speaker 1: girls and black girls was on there. And I find
Speaker 1: that when I watch a lot of locked up shows
Speaker 1: is mainly niggas, and I don't like that. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I liked that. Um damn, we
Speaker 1: already forty missing and ahead quick, it was right. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll bring it up again. Um, but we
Speaker 1: don't go ahead and get it to the kick of
Speaker 1: the week, which I'm glad she brought this up because
Speaker 1: y'all know I like scripts and ship. So the kick
Speaker 1: of the week is family vacation porn. Um. During this
Speaker 1: type of porn, mainly the mother's son, step brothers, sister.
Speaker 1: Um do they deal with each other? That's what that is?
Speaker 1: Like taboo porn. Yeah, so this all, this episode is
Speaker 1: all about vacations and host cities and where to get
Speaker 1: your home on where to go home. So I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: what's a good vacation like fetish? And so I type
Speaker 1: vacation into porn hub and all I could find was
Speaker 1: a bunch of hotel rooms where mother and son and
Speaker 1: brother and sister ended up sucking. And so it was.
Speaker 1: But incess porn is the top rated, right, um like
Speaker 1: ever mother daughter team all of that, but vacations porn
Speaker 1: specifically is hilarious. I will say there was just a
Speaker 1: tweet going on Twitter and it was funny as and
Speaker 1: he was like, man, I gotta stop watching porn. I
Speaker 1: tried to hit on my stepmom and now I'm homeless.
Speaker 1: I got kicked. It was a funny tweet. I don't
Speaker 1: know that's true, but actually was funny. But it like
Speaker 1: really starts this fucking fantasy. And then I was going
Speaker 1: through the comments and it was was like, yo, I
Speaker 1: remember when I went to Disney and we had to
Speaker 1: stay in the same room and I was jerking off
Speaker 1: fantasizing about this mad people in the comments, so like,
Speaker 1: it's a real fucking people are very way because I
Speaker 1: think what happens is when you're in your home you're
Speaker 1: out of you're in your element. But when you're when
Speaker 1: you're out of it and you're forced to be in
Speaker 1: like hotels and ship you're like, I ain't never been.
Speaker 1: I want to suck my stepsister because she's in a bikini. Now,
Speaker 1: I guess when you add the step it doesn't make
Speaker 1: it that bad because now we're only brought together because
Speaker 1: our parents are fucking right. So step brother and sister
Speaker 1: isn't that bad. It's like we're strangers. But now we
Speaker 1: do step on porn hub because it's illegal to put
Speaker 1: actual incest. That's why. Oh yeah, that's why you'll never
Speaker 1: see It'll always say step mom something like that. But
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into our horrible decision. You're ready. We're
Speaker 1: gonna run down this list. We gotta. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: speed it up some time, some time. I would love
Speaker 1: your insight. Can you can that Mike be on at all? No,
Speaker 1: that's all just so I told Mandy that I really
Speaker 1: felt like this would be a dope idea because A
Speaker 1: we're doing a lot of summer traveling and be people
Speaker 1: always ask us how do I go home? Wait to
Speaker 1: see it's a hot girl summer beach house like the tune, right,
Speaker 1: but yeah, beach, it's a hot girl summer. So I
Speaker 1: compile this list and I want us to both go
Speaker 1: back and forth with a different place, just they can
Speaker 1: go everything. Uh um, all right, So the top ten
Speaker 1: cities to hoe right. I actually asked a few um
Speaker 1: people that I know, and I asked three niggas, one
Speaker 1: in particular Beard Bay, which now I really want to
Speaker 1: make sure I keep an eye on him when he
Speaker 1: goes to Miami. Of course, um that every single nigga
Speaker 1: I asked for whole cities said Miami first. We're going
Speaker 1: to kick it off of Miami being the number one
Speaker 1: place to go ho okay, beaches, bars. I want to
Speaker 1: name my favorite places, places we've had whole ship, places
Speaker 1: we've met niggas, bitches, whatever, I will say, Mr Jones,
Speaker 1: the Office, G five, the Office and G five, or
Speaker 1: strip clubs. I've always missed some dope niggs there, all
Speaker 1: those You know what I'm saying. We have we love
Speaker 1: your spaghetti, well we have hate you. Um. We have
Speaker 1: different experiences because I'm not going to a strip club
Speaker 1: by myself to spend my own money, so I don't
Speaker 1: know myself. But like I'm saying, I don't mean niggas
Speaker 1: that those you said you can meet niggas there. I
Speaker 1: don't meet niggas in the strip clubs. The strip club
Speaker 1: with your homegirls. No, seriously, it's expensive, um, and I'm
Speaker 1: not throwing my own money. I love going to the
Speaker 1: strip club. So now in Atlanta, I will because I
Speaker 1: went in Miami. We didn't go with niggas like you
Speaker 1: do go to strip clubs. But we also went with
Speaker 1: my friends who used to work there, so we got
Speaker 1: a hundred dollar bottle and they food. So you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have went and we didn't get a bottle, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have went to that strip club for what. All Right,
Speaker 1: I'll we have different going to the strip club. I
Speaker 1: like crazy girls, and like I have a great time
Speaker 1: going to strip clubs, and I like going there with
Speaker 1: a home girl because it's fun, it's sexy, like I've
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. And then the strippers love having women there too,
Speaker 1: Like strippers love girls being there. Because I know the
Speaker 1: niggas started looking. But I think it's a great place
Speaker 1: to meet people period. Um. I think it's just Miami
Speaker 1: is just a place you always meet someone on ocean
Speaker 1: or you meet him on the beach. You meet him
Speaker 1: while you fucking out sit and drinking your drinks, and
Speaker 1: the nigga come up and buy you more. Like I
Speaker 1: think people literally go there with intent to have sex.
Speaker 1: So it's a different type of vibe. You're literally meeting
Speaker 1: people constantly, You're exchanging numbers and then either they're going
Speaker 1: to the club that night or if not, let's just
Speaker 1: stay on the beach and drink all night. So I
Speaker 1: love Miami. I also used to live there, so my
Speaker 1: experience is a little different. I don't have that same
Speaker 1: experience going there. But it sucked living there because like
Speaker 1: everyone was always only there till Monday. Two places that
Speaker 1: I just thought about that are really fun and not
Speaker 1: like the ones that you think of. One Lucky in
Speaker 1: Winwood and Wood Tavern fun as places, really chill, you
Speaker 1: can wear like you can wear flash you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like a chunky heell. But so fucking lit
Speaker 1: Um such a great time bar, kind of hoppy vibe
Speaker 1: if you're not in for the bougie Miami scene. Also
Speaker 1: if you have the connect, if you can find your
Speaker 1: way there. Soho house in Miami. Lit Okay, now here's
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Speaker 1: which Um, we're on the North. Um. You know you
Speaker 1: fucking sh up. Um, so New York. It happens New York.
Speaker 1: Like it's just not kick um. You know it is
Speaker 1: hot to hear what he's got New York. I think
Speaker 1: the New York summertime is an amazing time to visit.
Speaker 1: That's where I met Um. No some it's just I say,
Speaker 1: if you're in New York and you get the opportunity
Speaker 1: to there's a lot of like kickbacks that happened, So
Speaker 1: if you can go to one of like the barbecues,
Speaker 1: the block parties. I met fucking lawyer Bay at um
Speaker 1: Morningside Park when Cam and everyone from the Douce Pelooza
Speaker 1: just had like the end of the summer fucking ship
Speaker 1: you fucking drink nutcrackers and get fucking lit. I love it.
Speaker 1: Nutcracker so good. I didn't meet UM. I got hello, drunken,
Speaker 1: what happened? You said? What's a nutcracker? A nutcracker for
Speaker 1: y'all don't know. First of all, we shouldn't be drinking
Speaker 1: it because who knows what the fund is really in it?
Speaker 1: But um, I like the Hennessy ones, so the Hendy
Speaker 1: Colotta's of course, I like so nutcrackers or nothing but
Speaker 1: either frozen um lick like liquor and juice or just
Speaker 1: juice and liquor. But there's different flavors of them. You
Speaker 1: really don't know. You gotta ask what the blue one
Speaker 1: is the red ones? So, um, I like the beach
Speaker 1: for the first time. I went to the first beach
Speaker 1: in New York this weekend, and I want a bunch
Speaker 1: of my homegirl and like her friends, and it is
Speaker 1: that go to the beach every week right, So the
Speaker 1: nutcrackers coming, I'm like, well, how do we know it's safe? Like,
Speaker 1: how do we know you don't drink? So the nigga
Speaker 1: that's selling the nutcrackers was like, hey yo, who drinking
Speaker 1: my nutcrackers? And then everybody about it like that, right,
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, blue nigga, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what's did it? You already you want blue? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of the It's good. But you can also just
Speaker 1: meet anyone on the rooftops. Um here a few. So
Speaker 1: Jimmy at the James is a really cool looking rooftop
Speaker 1: that's and so public. Elis Mr Purple elis now. I
Speaker 1: want to tell you these places are kind of touristy.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see some white people. It's like the place
Speaker 1: where everybody's told to go. But it is a great
Speaker 1: view and I think it's New York experience and my opinion. Um.
Speaker 1: Another rooftop, I'm tum so to thirty five is another
Speaker 1: really dope rooftop. You get a really good view and
Speaker 1: it's not expensive, so drink wise and food wise, to
Speaker 1: thirty is amazing. Um. And then there's also oh Maxie,
Speaker 1: so it's where the whole infamous. I like, I don't
Speaker 1: oh so Maxie. I mean thirty eight. Yeah, pretty much
Speaker 1: time square, but Maxi is really cool. And if you
Speaker 1: just want to go where Cuba getting Junior got, you know,
Speaker 1: he was molesting bitches, that's where he was. It was
Speaker 1: called a happy hour. What it is it's called the
Speaker 1: or magic hour, that's what it's called. I think it's cute.
Speaker 1: You can take picture. There's some things to take pictures with,
Speaker 1: like bunny rabbits. There's a fucking golf course by the rooftop.
Speaker 1: I'm forgetting. Everybody goes PhD dream to a hotel, Dream,
Speaker 1: hotel hacking and then you have which I lived right by,
Speaker 1: so I was always been a hole there. My favorite place,
Speaker 1: my favorite rooftop though is the standard Hotel Lebaine. Leb
Speaker 1: is nice so you can be check your clothes. I
Speaker 1: like it been a cozy and then the rooftop is dope. Um.
Speaker 1: So who house, jumble House, those are dope if you
Speaker 1: can get access um. And then I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: of the other ones. Okay, other parties. Everyday People is
Speaker 1: every week every Sunday in New York. Sometimes a Saturday,
Speaker 1: I guess, but like it's every week in the summertimes.
Speaker 1: And the best one is the ps One Moment one
Speaker 1: at the museum. So the one I went to was
Speaker 1: lit as it was that elsewhere in Brooklyn, and they're
Speaker 1: always lit, beautiful black people. I mean, I got so drunk.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who I met, but I met someone
Speaker 1: really cute there. Um, it's just the little black crowd
Speaker 1: and I love it. It's a Brooklyn vibe party. If
Speaker 1: you want to go to something that's more mixed, Babbel,
Speaker 1: look up Babel they do it. Nope, I'm fine with
Speaker 1: the black people. Well, I don't know other listeners on here,
Speaker 1: so Babel. This is where I met the sugar daddy
Speaker 1: that took me to the Hampton's. So Babel think like
Speaker 1: Burning Man, like uh, burning man esque kind of vibe,
Speaker 1: deep house, but very sex see kind of elite. It's
Speaker 1: at the William Vale Hotel and they do other parties randomly.
Speaker 1: And then, um, if you're ever gonna visit New York again,
Speaker 1: definitely Pride Week. It's super fun. Number three. I'm not
Speaker 1: a frequent traveler here, but Mandy loves going to Vegas,
Speaker 1: so I thought you can maybe you know what, don't
Speaker 1: name drop ship. Y'all really need to go out there
Speaker 1: in the first week of motherfucking July because it's summer league, bitch,
Speaker 1: and all them niggas be out there, So go out
Speaker 1: there for summer league. I had the time of my
Speaker 1: motherfucker life. I'm not gonna go to some league. I
Speaker 1: I ain't golive, I ain't go I was looking up
Speaker 1: flights um after Jamaica because I was like, oh, summer,
Speaker 1: let me go out that. Um. But so Memorial Day
Speaker 1: and then of course during any fight it's just really dope.
Speaker 1: But also I would actually not suggest to go out
Speaker 1: there during these big things. It got a little too
Speaker 1: too ratchet this last Memorial weekend. But when you when
Speaker 1: you go there, the thing that I like about it
Speaker 1: is a lot of people are there to spend money,
Speaker 1: so you meet people that mostly have money. Not only
Speaker 1: that for for women. If if you don't want to
Speaker 1: spend a lot of money, the hotels are really cheap
Speaker 1: when it's not like because they really want you to
Speaker 1: spend the money in the casinos, so it's not even
Speaker 1: an expensive trip. Once you get there, and as a woman,
Speaker 1: if you walk, the promoters will bring you in. You
Speaker 1: get tables, you get cabanas, all for free ladies, especially
Speaker 1: if you're in a group of girls. Cities like this
Speaker 1: and honestly New York too, when promoters or when big
Speaker 1: metropolitan cities have these big clubs, they want to fill
Speaker 1: them with girls. Right. So what they do is you'll
Speaker 1: have a few promoter tables per venue and they just
Speaker 1: want girls to sit there. If you come in with
Speaker 1: a group of a lot of girls, they'll give you
Speaker 1: a bottle, or there's just promoters and others. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: do have to make sure you don't just think cause
Speaker 1: you gotta pussy, it's gonna work. But I felt like no,
Speaker 1: it's not implied. You said women and not it doesn't
Speaker 1: apply to Okay, so whatever to the next I feel
Speaker 1: bad now, Um next one is Atlanta. You've lived there?
Speaker 1: Can you drop lived in a lot of these cities? Um, So,
Speaker 1: Atlanta to me is just a good as black as time.
Speaker 1: The thing that I love about Atlanta is that there's
Speaker 1: a lot of lounges. Of course the strip clubs too,
Speaker 1: but there's just a lot of hookah bars and lounges
Speaker 1: now where people literally just go but the music isn't
Speaker 1: too loud, but you can meet people. Um. And I
Speaker 1: just really love Atlanta. I will say that the women
Speaker 1: do out number the men there, so I mean you
Speaker 1: probably if you meet a nigga, he gonna probably cheat
Speaker 1: on you. Um But but um, I just really like it.
Speaker 1: It's it's where it's just good as black as people.
Speaker 1: And I love Atlanta. I I literally just I literally
Speaker 1: just told my friend, especially now that I don't have
Speaker 1: a job, I would probably be in Atlanta once a month,
Speaker 1: um now. And that's why I put Atlanta in my
Speaker 1: bio for y'all motherfucker hate and as holes. But um no,
Speaker 1: Atlanta's in my bio now. I do plan to go
Speaker 1: back down there, um once a month. The tickets are cheap.
Speaker 1: I just have always a good time. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I would live there, but I am looking to
Speaker 1: get real estate in Atlanta. Is one of those places.
Speaker 1: Just there for my friend Asia and Torre's house for me,
Speaker 1: and just commuting around Atlanta to different homes and people's places,
Speaker 1: Like I went to a pool party there and you know,
Speaker 1: my homegirl sheet out there, like everybody's kind of far
Speaker 1: and now living in New York where there's a lot
Speaker 1: of access to like, yeah, that was a little too
Speaker 1: much for me. See, all my friends live like within
Speaker 1: two eighty five, none of them live outside of two
Speaker 1: eight five, So like it works once someone as a house. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna replace number five, What do you replace the
Speaker 1: number five? Five is Houston, which is still great, but
Speaker 1: I want to replace that with d C. Oh bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know why I like d C because it'd be
Speaker 1: professional black niggas niggers. Oh my god. Oh you're a lawyer.
Speaker 1: You're a politician if you want or bitch all the
Speaker 1: Howard alumni. Man, h you. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to say that, but you know, amazing. I'm like
Speaker 1: trying to get us there for the homecoming. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to get to Mother DC. It was one of
Speaker 1: our favorites that was and we tour that was definitely
Speaker 1: specifically the first show, definitely one of my favorite crowd
Speaker 1: interactions in just my city to be in. I loved
Speaker 1: d C. I loved it. I'm trying to man's can
Speaker 1: I tell you we really ain't going nowhere? Because I
Speaker 1: love what's that park on? Something for the brunch and
Speaker 1: they have something Avenue Griffintown. Don't let me let me
Speaker 1: because so we're halfway through this list for the men
Speaker 1: in the room, where are are those cities aligned with
Speaker 1: where y'all feel like you would meet bitches and holes
Speaker 1: or niggas. You're like, see, what's what what's your top
Speaker 1: two gay cities? Oh? For yeah, gay cities. I think
Speaker 1: we said at d C in Atlanta, Miami, DC, you'd
Speaker 1: be white boys. Uh, Chicago is good too, Chicago, Chicago
Speaker 1: is good. Well that's not my host. Chicago kind of
Speaker 1: got Chicago and gym Chicago and they gotta they got
Speaker 1: a London house now. So number six l A I
Speaker 1: put down mainly because of the weather. I feel like
Speaker 1: the weather plus like a lot of y'all are trying
Speaker 1: to like you always write us about like blue checks
Speaker 1: and ship like that. If you've never been to l A,
Speaker 1: like celebrities are walking down the street and nobody cares. Um,
Speaker 1: it's a really dope city to just I think experience
Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of outdoorsy ship in l A
Speaker 1: that I never really do, but like you know, running
Speaker 1: and all that ship. But um, l A people, I
Speaker 1: want to say this, I have had good times with
Speaker 1: people that are from l A. I have not had
Speaker 1: good times with people that moved to l A for
Speaker 1: their goals. People that are from cal People that are
Speaker 1: from there are fucking dope. They introduce you a lot
Speaker 1: of ship. They're like they know all that underground ship.
Speaker 1: But I have done like the Poppy, the Delilah and
Speaker 1: I have beauty and essex, and I haven't really had
Speaker 1: a good time with that. So I did some other things.
Speaker 1: I went to a place called Lock and Key that
Speaker 1: was a great time everyday people obviously a kissing grind party.
Speaker 1: It was called um And there's some rooftop that's like
Speaker 1: Mama something. I don't know what it is, but I
Speaker 1: went there with vandam Ma Risk and loved it. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I just go to Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Who could. But I don't really like l A. I'm
Speaker 1: not a fan of l A. I'm cool on l A.
Speaker 1: Why are you not a fan? I'm just I don't
Speaker 1: like it first off, as far as for that, I
Speaker 1: could be in London, but also just yeah, when I
Speaker 1: go there, just I don't like the vibe of the people.
Speaker 1: I'm very big on energy, and I feel like no
Speaker 1: one there's genuine It's just that it's just that's that's
Speaker 1: the people that moved there. I mean, I started to
Speaker 1: learn that I do have friends there, like my friend Milan, Stacy,
Speaker 1: Um Liz, and they're all like l A natives, so
Speaker 1: they're cool. But yeah, like so, I had a weird
Speaker 1: Grammy weekend. I wasn't really happy. I hung out with
Speaker 1: all New York niggas when we did our show. I
Speaker 1: hung out with um. Who did I call on to
Speaker 1: hang out with Austin, sharonis Van and uh funk is
Speaker 1: that it? Yeah? I had my friends was deep that weekend.
Speaker 1: I was with all my home girls. I really didn't
Speaker 1: hang out him. Yeah, I mean but but here's the thing,
Speaker 1: like I think, no having a connect to know and
Speaker 1: l A that could take you to those places that
Speaker 1: aren't so touristy, we'll give you a better experience. Like
Speaker 1: I was eating at places like you know, Katana and
Speaker 1: like all of that and Katsuya, and then it was
Speaker 1: making me feel like it was to l A. Now
Speaker 1: here's where I feel like l A and New York
Speaker 1: differ and I'm just sorry across the board. It is
Speaker 1: what it is. You can go to a place like
Speaker 1: an STK or Catch in New York and it won't
Speaker 1: feel as funny as l A. L A is just funny,
Speaker 1: bro and it's a whole bunch of baby boy are No.
Speaker 1: That's that's a lot of them were from the Bay.
Speaker 1: Let's shout out the Bay. But my issue at l
Speaker 1: A two is like I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: them niggas is broke with a good looking broke niggas.
Speaker 1: I don't want them troubles in my goddamn life. Like
Speaker 1: they'd be exotic looking because they all make out there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shout out um. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think l A is a good hole summer city
Speaker 1: that I'm sorry I gotta get that. You know, there's
Speaker 1: too many girls and Monica. You can go to the beach.
Speaker 1: You can fucking kick it. It's great weather. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the niggas that's where they be in the off season.
Speaker 1: So ladies, if you are there, shot go to the
Speaker 1: Drew League. So all the niggas who are currently in
Speaker 1: the league and maybe some overseas players, they have like
Speaker 1: a basketball tournament, kind of like how we have Dikeman
Speaker 1: here in New York. Um it's called Drew League and
Speaker 1: hit us with the basketball facts. Number seven my favorite
Speaker 1: city in the country. I love this ship. What did
Speaker 1: it do? Baby? That's my ship. I love New Orleans, dog,
Speaker 1: motherfucking New Orleans. Literally. I wanted y'all to know. Okay,
Speaker 1: the reason we are stopping to that bitch on this
Speaker 1: touris because I was like, Mandy, please, Marty Gron. She
Speaker 1: was like like, please, I fucking love New Orleans, dog.
Speaker 1: God damn. I love that ship. It's the only place
Speaker 1: I've ever been in my life where different colored people
Speaker 1: have the same accent. I ain't even motherfucking I never
Speaker 1: I never got dick in in New Orleans. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing. People that go to New Orleans as visitors
Speaker 1: are ready to have this wild told that's in their
Speaker 1: mind street right. And here's the other thing. Niggas in
Speaker 1: New Orleans are fun as fuck. They like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you'll know it. Catch the Wall means when
Speaker 1: I first heard that song, I think it was like
Speaker 1: ten years ago. I extras from New Orleans. Bitch just
Speaker 1: left their person on the floor. Nobody disrespected the ship.
Speaker 1: They grabbed the fucking wall. They twerking that music do.
Speaker 1: I do love the music and like going to he
Speaker 1: I'm not a jazz or bluesy kind of person, but
Speaker 1: like second Line parades. God damn that ship good as fuck.
Speaker 1: Just go to New Orleans. You're really maze and uh
Speaker 1: yeah number eight guys um literally anywhere outside of the
Speaker 1: us U. I think one of the let me see
Speaker 1: where I've been at Youkaho, that was really good place.
Speaker 1: Thailand is, but it's not there's no black people there.
Speaker 1: Like they're all of the niggas that are going to
Speaker 1: fucking Thailand now is so what if there? I mean
Speaker 1: they're going now I mean black No, But I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: you don't meet as many black people in Thailand. Black
Speaker 1: people don't travel to Asia. I still want black people, bro.
Speaker 1: Black people were in Thailand not a lot, which is
Speaker 1: still a valid statement. I met a lot of black
Speaker 1: people in Thailand, and I went after you. I've been
Speaker 1: five times. I lived in Southeast Asia. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: there was not a lot of black people, like all
Speaker 1: the black people that we did meet, or either cheapest
Speaker 1: places to travel. That's fine, they were still and it's
Speaker 1: not one of the cheapest places to travel. The flights
Speaker 1: from here, it's one of the bro it's fives from
Speaker 1: New York round trip show me. That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like it beends I've been looking even now like the fights. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: you're telling me it's not one of the cheapest places
Speaker 1: you ever been. When you're there, yes, it's cheap, but
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't. I'm saying. When I was
Speaker 1: in Asia, that was one of the issues that me
Speaker 1: and my friend Adriana had. We felt like we were
Speaker 1: out of place. People thought we were sucking Destiny's hid
Speaker 1: just because we were sucking of color, Like and the
Speaker 1: only black people that I didn't meet out there one
Speaker 1: of your favorite places. If we're talking about hosted a
Speaker 1: feeling you're not letting me finish. If if we're talking
Speaker 1: about places to hoe and I tell you I fucked niggas. No,
Speaker 1: Asia is not a place for me that I would
Speaker 1: say I can get to home. Everyone that I met there,
Speaker 1: if they were black, they were either overseas ball players,
Speaker 1: which the niggas who play in Asia are broke. They
Speaker 1: don't make money, so I don't want them. And then
Speaker 1: everyone else was African, which is fine, but then them
Speaker 1: niggas are scammers. So when I or soccer players, so
Speaker 1: when I tell you, I'm just saying that's fine. No,
Speaker 1: but they were scammers. I literally met them, were there
Speaker 1: were someone drugs. They couldn't even come to Singapore to
Speaker 1: visit US because Singapore doesn't even allow they like look
Speaker 1: at your bank records. Singapore is very racist with letting
Speaker 1: black men in. So like to me, as someone who
Speaker 1: only fox black men, Asia wouldn't be my place to hope.
Speaker 1: But a place that would be would be maybe like
Speaker 1: the Islands. Clearly so the Jamaica's the Dominican Republic. A
Speaker 1: lot of people still go there. Puerto Rico, Mexico. I
Speaker 1: do want to say this, Toronto is at that city
Speaker 1: but I did look up. We talked about Thailand all
Speaker 1: the time about how is our favorite place to travel?
Speaker 1: Anything obviously in the summertime is expensive. I'm looking right now.
Speaker 1: There's no flight more than five eight in the entire
Speaker 1: month of September, October and August. After August seven, if
Speaker 1: you guys want to go and you don't live in
Speaker 1: New York. I mean, my friends came from Orlando in Miami,
Speaker 1: fly up to New York and then ninety dollar Jet
Speaker 1: Blue take yourself to the Highland and in another really
Speaker 1: good tip for travel advice, if you see that the
Speaker 1: travel times forty hours, which is insane, right, most likely
Speaker 1: a stop will be twenty four hours in like a
Speaker 1: China or something like Dubai. If you could find a layover,
Speaker 1: I mean, that would be great. But China Eastern is
Speaker 1: the cheapest and they probably land in China, right, So
Speaker 1: try to get like a Shanghaire Hong Kong, like make
Speaker 1: an experience out of that and it will kind of
Speaker 1: break up the trip for you so that you're not
Speaker 1: completely exhausted. But um, I think Toronto definitely the all
Speaker 1: the islands, um for sure. Now the next one that
Speaker 1: kind of goes with the islands is a cruise. I
Speaker 1: think a cruise is the best. I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 1: even when I look back at the nigger I suck
Speaker 1: on the cruise. Back when we went on the cruise,
Speaker 1: I think it was because I was sick, because it
Speaker 1: was just he wasn't that cute. But it's like we
Speaker 1: ain't had no action and was talking about cruise Bay
Speaker 1: to me right, like when she got home and hear
Speaker 1: and beer Bay talking and she's like, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't like it. No one's like, but here's the thing.
Speaker 1: On the cruise. You got three to six days, however
Speaker 1: long you go. I recommend three to four. I'm done
Speaker 1: with it. After that, you really don't use your phone, right,
Speaker 1: you don't use your phone. There's no service, like you
Speaker 1: kind of just forget. Now you're encompassed in this boat
Speaker 1: with I don't know two thousand people, and it's like
Speaker 1: these are your options. You start making friends, you start
Speaker 1: picking out who you like. Naturally, all the black people
Speaker 1: on the cruise just start finding each other. But you
Speaker 1: have basketbat parties with mad girls, couples, niggas with their families,
Speaker 1: and drunk, corny people. Okay, like that's about what cise
Speaker 1: work that way. Um. Now, only single men I've met
Speaker 1: on boats were with their families. Single niggas don't really
Speaker 1: go on cruises, but I've seen, I've I've seen like
Speaker 1: fraternity is do like their ship together. Um, but I
Speaker 1: really yeah, he was like, oh, you know, it would
Speaker 1: be mostly niggas on family reunions type. Home girls will
Speaker 1: go on a cruise together. So nigga's if you listening,
Speaker 1: number nine is cruise, but probably number one for you
Speaker 1: to get some puss. Yeah it is. If I've had
Speaker 1: a bachelorette party, it is eight of us and only
Speaker 1: one bitch is getting married, I'm like, daml singles fun
Speaker 1: but also what's up? Kid? But we also when we
Speaker 1: went on a cruise, there was what five or six
Speaker 1: of us. We all planned it. We just went on
Speaker 1: a cruise together. How many people have sex? You du
Speaker 1: I think that's there was there was six of us.
Speaker 1: Well you didn't have sex, Oh you had a boyfriend
Speaker 1: at the time. And wait, but two of the girls
Speaker 1: had a boyfriend at the time because my friend Rashida
Speaker 1: had a boyfriend at the time too, So okay, so
Speaker 1: your homegirl game. Yeah. From Atlanta, Kenny, I feel some
Speaker 1: my homegirl Rashida from Atlanta, not my We've both got home,
Speaker 1: Glia trying in Damn. I can't remember what that girl
Speaker 1: were like. I never saw her again. Yeah, she's stilling Atlanta. Um,
Speaker 1: so number ten finally is your hometown. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold you. Which I was just in Orlando and I
Speaker 1: was mad as fun niggas that me ten years ago
Speaker 1: was hit me up. I see you in town, sir,
Speaker 1: ten years ago. That ship you'll lit her no more?
Speaker 1: Go fucking your hometown. Thanksgiving weekend one of the most
Speaker 1: want in the country, one of the highest. Like, um,
Speaker 1: what's the word the amount of money you make for
Speaker 1: a bar? Like I was reading something like profitable the
Speaker 1: most profitable nights for bars our New Year's St. Patrick's
Speaker 1: daying the day before Thanksgiving. You know why everybody's home
Speaker 1: and they're tired of and they are it is as
Speaker 1: a bartender. I agree with that. So go meet your
Speaker 1: little high school bay funk that nick again. See if
Speaker 1: he got better. And that's that's my scare, is getting
Speaker 1: dick that I know used to fucking be great when
Speaker 1: I was eighteen. But I'm like, bro, there's no way
Speaker 1: that she's gonna be good now. I don't even want
Speaker 1: to waste it going back. I mean it's probably not,
Speaker 1: but suck it. So to the home mail. The subject
Speaker 1: is almost ten thousand likes on Tender. Hey, ladies, absolutely
Speaker 1: love this podcast. Can't get I know you're going to
Speaker 1: read the homema now. We all want to hear it.
Speaker 1: You can, you know you ever hear her work? Hear
Speaker 1: her ready? So even though Mandy's a fucking bitch, I
Speaker 1: would like to say that, Wheezy, you're amazing and I'm
Speaker 1: so glad that you're reading. That is not in the email.
Speaker 1: I have an issue. I had a really brad breakup
Speaker 1: of relationship with a really rad breakup. This is one
Speaker 1: of our white listeners. No, no, really bad breaking on
Speaker 1: her relationship of three years, went into depression and was
Speaker 1: celibate for about a year and a half. At the
Speaker 1: beginning of the year, I decided I'm gonna have a
Speaker 1: year of a home phase and doing me before I
Speaker 1: get into another relationship. Made a profile on Tender to
Speaker 1: get back out there. I'm already overwhelmed and at one
Speaker 1: point I literally had almost ten thousand swipes right swipes
Speaker 1: like on her I have all these men in my
Speaker 1: inbox and it is literally too much. I can only
Speaker 1: swipe so much. I'm gonna attach a screen record, screen
Speaker 1: record my bad so both of you can see that
Speaker 1: I'm not bullshitting. I want to know my picture is
Speaker 1: doing too much? How do I wead people out? UM?
Speaker 1: Does anyone else have this situation? So I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you. The thing to me is on tender you
Speaker 1: only get people in your d M s if you
Speaker 1: also matched, So I don't know how she's seeing. I
Speaker 1: think she might have like some other kind of level,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I don't see all that ship.
Speaker 1: I'll swipe on who I want and I meant to.
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna hold you. I hate that all
Speaker 1: of her pictures of sucking filters on them. So this
Speaker 1: is what's wild. Hate it, bitch all of y'all holes.
Speaker 1: She has hearts, she has flowers, she has stars. Stop
Speaker 1: with all the goddamn filter. I'm curious to know if
Speaker 1: she wants us to give out her Instagram, but I'll
Speaker 1: go with no because we mainly do it. UM anonymous
Speaker 1: or should I say it? Does she say? You can say?
Speaker 1: Myne she said she put her Instagram with it. That
Speaker 1: note means she wants you to say it. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: she loved putting people you see. No, I don't love
Speaker 1: putting people off least, which is why I didn't read
Speaker 1: it the FU. So I'm clicking on her right now.
Speaker 1: Her Instagram is the same too. I want to trust
Speaker 1: trust somebody with autumn filters. So, I mean, she's obviously
Speaker 1: a pretty girl. But um, I don't know where you live.
Speaker 1: So what do I'm curious to know is like, are
Speaker 1: there ten thousand people? Are there no other bitches? That's crazy?
Speaker 1: I don't know if maybe she's swiping men and women.
Speaker 1: Maybe I mean for you to say, how do I
Speaker 1: weed them out? First off, you don't swipe right, so
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if Tinder has renewed itself,
Speaker 1: but I swipe right and then it pops up, and
Speaker 1: if it don't, they don't sunk with me, I guess,
Speaker 1: so I would maybe change the setting to weed them out,
Speaker 1: but also try different dating apps too, like um not
Speaker 1: Christian Minglenega. So I'll name a few. You guys have
Speaker 1: probably seen me post Clover. You do have to pay
Speaker 1: for that one, but you could use Wheezy as a
Speaker 1: code that's a dating app you can use that's kind
Speaker 1: of different, and you can have more filters. You can
Speaker 1: filter niggas by height, you can filter, you can do that. Hinge, Hinge, Okay, Hinge,
Speaker 1: I like to. I think Hinge is a really cool one.
Speaker 1: I like the way that the profile set up. Bumble
Speaker 1: has been one that I've met the most men on
Speaker 1: because I just I don't know, I just kind of
Speaker 1: found tired of Tender and then Riot if you're in
Speaker 1: the creative space, is cool because you'll meet a like
Speaker 1: minded people. Um. Anyway, there's our episode that was I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't yet. I can't even really talk
Speaker 1: on dating apps anymore because I refused to get on
Speaker 1: them Grinder, Jack scruff Her gay ones. I'm I'm just
Speaker 1: more so into now just meeting people face to face
Speaker 1: or just Instagram or like I can't because bitch, that's
Speaker 1: how it happens. Yeah, I can't do them dating app somewhere.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because if you go back, even just fifty episodes,
Speaker 1: we were really into the dating apps and now I'm
Speaker 1: just like, no, it's a different thing. Yeah, But then
Speaker 1: not only that, the problem, the problems in me too
Speaker 1: with the dating apps, and then once you meet them
Speaker 1: there they're no, they're just they're socially awkward. Well I
Speaker 1: don't think that's the truth for everything, but I think
Speaker 1: the main problem with it is the instant gratification, so
Speaker 1: people don't take it seriously like you're you're so you're
Speaker 1: doing so many of them that there's no real meaning
Speaker 1: behind it. But what happens when you meet someone published
Speaker 1: in person, like you actually have to make an effort
Speaker 1: to schedule it again, you've kind of made a connection
Speaker 1: opposed to tender or whatever. You uh, you might meet
Speaker 1: someone and don't put any energy in into it because
Speaker 1: you want to make sure you think they're physically attractive first,
Speaker 1: so you don't really even make a fucking effort because
Speaker 1: you're let me see what this BIS look like first,
Speaker 1: and then you kind of you know. Um, But I
Speaker 1: haven't used dating apps honestly because when I was using Bumble,
Speaker 1: people were tagging me and posting it on Instagram. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that happened with me with soul. Way too many of
Speaker 1: the follow me and I'm not answering your d ms
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Don't think I'm gonna highlight you on. I
Speaker 1: mean like, that's kind of that's why I downloaded ryot
Speaker 1: because you can't screenshot it. But I do use clover
Speaker 1: now that you know they're paying me. But I will say,
Speaker 1: the only reason I really like using clovers because I'll
Speaker 1: be putting the height and the money, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: and I'll be putting the zip code. That's like you
Speaker 1: could do that on hinge. Even if you guys are
Speaker 1: looking for like even Sugar Daddy is seeking arrangement is
Speaker 1: still out. But be careful if I get one more
Speaker 1: gut damn d M talking about So I met this
Speaker 1: guy I'm seeking, but he's asking for my bank account information.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm tired of that too. I don't even
Speaker 1: apply to those anymore. I don't I don't respond to them.
Speaker 1: If you want to hear a Sugar Daddy episode, we
Speaker 1: have one on Patreon. I'm not doing it again. That's
Speaker 1: just y'all kind of sound dumb to me. He's asking
Speaker 1: for my bank account. I've never met a mercy like
Speaker 1: girl girls app how about that? You know? But um,
Speaker 1: we do want to thank you all for tuning in
Speaker 1: with us on another Monday morning or if y'all are
Speaker 1: late and it's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Um,
Speaker 1: we gave you all some extra time. These holes just
Speaker 1: letting just I mean, let y'all know, just because we
Speaker 1: quit our jobs, y'all still about to get these our episodes. Bro,
Speaker 1: we gave your extra thirteen minutes today, my god, but y'all,
Speaker 1: ho's not getting to our episodes. I don't know why
Speaker 1: y'all keep asking. It ain't happen the bit they're in
Speaker 1: the comments. Oh, especially since I quit my job. Is
Speaker 1: do we get two hours now since you all ain't
Speaker 1: got a job. No, So I want y'all to keep
Speaker 1: in mind. The reason that we don't do to our
Speaker 1: episodes is because of the amount of episodes we push
Speaker 1: out monthly. You may only listen to four a month,
Speaker 1: but our patrons listen to seven, and because of all
Speaker 1: that extra content, it does a disservice to you. Guys.
Speaker 1: Are the listeners to be pushing it out like I mean,
Speaker 1: but not only that, we are very niche as well,
Speaker 1: So we want you guys to be able to feel
Speaker 1: like you can come back. We also don't want to
Speaker 1: have to feel like we've repeated conversations UM, and so
Speaker 1: I think that it works well in how we do
Speaker 1: it in an hour and fourteen minutes. So I am
Speaker 1: curious to know what you guys think of UM this
Speaker 1: episode and if you have any cities that you feel
Speaker 1: like we left out, please let us know. UM check
Speaker 1: out our Patreon after this episode, you're gonna hear a
Speaker 1: clip of it. Oh and I'm I'm starting a drunk pod.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for you guys to hear it. Maybe
Speaker 1: Mandy and I can do one and to make I
Speaker 1: want Mandy to come on, and we talked about a
Speaker 1: drunk woman together. I think I'll be funny. So I
Speaker 1: was on I g Live, I get high and drunk
Speaker 1: a lot, and I just had the idea to tell
Speaker 1: stories on there. It's gonna be very short, like fifteen
Speaker 1: minute episodes, but I just wanted to do something fun
Speaker 1: and it's just me alone and if I do have
Speaker 1: a guest, we are drunk in that moment together and
Speaker 1: they are telling me one of their stories. So it's
Speaker 1: coming out in July. I'm not really good with like
Speaker 1: technical things and I'm trying to do my best to
Speaker 1: do it alone. So that is exactly why it is
Speaker 1: taking so long because I just will not ask Nikas
Speaker 1: for help. I just won't. I've just been like watching
Speaker 1: YouTube and like really trying to figure out Mandy just
Speaker 1: bought equipment to like it's a lot of I have, um,
Speaker 1: some other things that I'll be doing as well, so um,
Speaker 1: possibly a daily show. UM. So y'all are going to
Speaker 1: be hearing whole lot of my goddamn voice, I know.
Speaker 1: So I'll be doing um something daily that y'all can catch, um,
Speaker 1: stay tuned for that. And then I will also be
Speaker 1: starting another podcast as well, UM, but it will be
Speaker 1: done in seasons. Um. This is the season two bit
Speaker 1: because I don't know. I know it'll be done in seasons. Um,
Speaker 1: but I'm excited um to release that. And then I
Speaker 1: will also be starting something UM that I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: tell you yet, but it has to do with music.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad that y'all r I am I told.
Speaker 1: And we hope you guys enjoy this new stuff Like
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions has been so much fun and and no
Speaker 1: one understands like solo projects that we do, it's only
Speaker 1: to elevate this platform too and and enjoy our creative ship. Um,
Speaker 1: so don't think we are breaking up. We have a
Speaker 1: large tour coming at the end of this year and
Speaker 1: the beginning of next, so I gotta say together, damn,
Speaker 1: do we know what I'm playing? But once again, guys,
Speaker 1: thank you all for tuning in. We hope you enjoyed
Speaker 1: this week's episode. And this has been yet another episode
Speaker 1: of horrible decisions, y'all. If y'all hear this voice now,
Speaker 1: is because I just motherfucking parties my whole life away
Speaker 1: in fucking Jamaica this past weekend. But nonetheless, we are
Speaker 1: not letting you guys go without a bonus episode. So
Speaker 1: I am here with my near and dear friend. And
Speaker 1: if you guys haven't been able to tell yet, hold on, y'all.
Speaker 1: Ship the episode name of this bonus episode. I thought
Speaker 1: it was cute and I'm gonna go ahead and shout
Speaker 1: out one of the followers. It's called poor Decisions. Oh
Speaker 1: you like love that someone for the hashtag poor Decisions,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Oh, that's gonna be the title,
Speaker 1: little god damn bonus episode. So if you guys don't know,
Speaker 1: can I give a rounding applause? That's what they say
Speaker 1: stand innovation rounding applause to motherfucking lex Pete from Poor Minds.
Speaker 1: What's good, y'alla? Who is it is? It's big Mama, No,
Speaker 1: it's big mama A lex p E. Don't one of
Speaker 1: only a K Whitney Houston. Not, No, you can't say
Speaker 1: your name is Whitney Houston. I am ley' be thinking
Speaker 1: I Whinney. Y'all told you you were away every time
Speaker 1: I every time you heard it, y'all Whenney Houston would
Speaker 1: have took the mic. I've been trying to get this
Speaker 1: girl to go up on stage all weekend, and she
Speaker 1: will not. I didn't get paid to this voice. Ain't free.
Speaker 1: It's free every guy damn week on Poor Minds, which
Speaker 1: you've been giving them the one to give him a
Speaker 1: little taste, Give him a little taste. So we're not
Speaker 1: gonna do too much talking about our trip here at Hito,
Speaker 1: um because Weezy and I will be doing an entire
Speaker 1: episode on our experience, but because Lex is in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: I just kind of wanted to know, like your thoughts
Speaker 1: if you didn't funny bit we've been taking over the
Speaker 1: whole time. Now, I say, I guess I can give
Speaker 1: it from a perspective of being like your vanilla friend.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty vanilla you are, Yeah, you're pretty. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I only like dick. I ain't sucking
Speaker 1: on no pussy. You know, eat no listen, I'll do
Speaker 1: eat a little ass. Now you do eat that vanilla
Speaker 1: sherbet or do you know what I'm saying. So, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I first got here, I'm not gonna lie, it
Speaker 1: was hard not to just be staring and looking at
Speaker 1: people because it was a lot. It's just a lot
Speaker 1: going on. I'm not gonna get into detail, but it's
Speaker 1: a lot going on. But honestly, after the liquor is
Speaker 1: flowing and you see people just having fun and they
Speaker 1: don't care, you get comfortable real fucking quick. Like, I agree,
Speaker 1: you did get calf. Yes, I got comfortable real fucking quick,
Speaker 1: and I had an amazing weekend. Like I didn't get
Speaker 1: no dick though I ain't no dickies and y'all, I
Speaker 1: know y'all think I'm the nasty freak cover I ain't
Speaker 1: get no dick. I didn't get no dick, but I
Speaker 1: still had a good time. I mean, I got head,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna talk about that on that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did get ahead. But y'all know, I don't even like
Speaker 1: that ship, so I think he was just looking chlorine.
Speaker 1: But he and then he came back the next day
Speaker 1: he was like, you know, you can get a turn too.
Speaker 1: I said, oh my, I said, let me take my ticket, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm nigg so ship. God damn y'all. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: update y'all because the last Bonus episode, I was head
Speaker 1: over heels um for somebody and just that fast. God
Speaker 1: damn it. I think you ot to picture. So I
Speaker 1: was like, so, me and Lex kind of talked about this,
Speaker 1: and I want to like ask for y'all's opinions on this.
Speaker 1: So basically, I think he came to me wanting a
Speaker 1: different reaction than what he got out of me. So
Speaker 1: let me tell you all what happened. So this nigga
Speaker 1: hits me up and where on FaceTime because y'all know,
Speaker 1: we was doing the FaceTime thing every day. So he
Speaker 1: has me on FaceTime and he's like, Okay, this isn't verbatim,
Speaker 1: but close enough. He was like, yo, yo, you kind
Speaker 1: of got me, you know, and sticky waters or you
Speaker 1: kind of brought heat to my door like like that
Speaker 1: manch it was something he you know, he old. So
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, two of the girls that I'm you know,
Speaker 1: dating and talking to. So when we started talking, we
Speaker 1: both let each other know, like you know, we're both
Speaker 1: kind of seeing people but were single. So I was
Speaker 1: like okay, like whatever. So he tried to come to
Speaker 1: me and say two of the girls that he was
Speaker 1: talking to question him about me, and then he immediately
Speaker 1: went to blame the podcast. So bitch, I said, pause,
Speaker 1: I said, that's a goddamn lie, motherfucker,