WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Affection Connection

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to all the ladies out there today.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that why your boys got deeper? It's just how

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<v Speaker 2>it works.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. So I need

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<v Speaker 1>you to imagine that your partner, whether you're married or

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<v Speaker 1>dating or whatever, imagine they do something secretive behind your back.

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<v Speaker 1>And that secret thing is an intimacy class. And to

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<v Speaker 1>make it worse, Brooke is the one teaching it using

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<v Speaker 1>an extremely hands on approach.

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<v Speaker 2>How else can you learn?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course that's Brook's take on it. But that's the news.

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<v Speaker 1>One woman is about to hear about her boyfriend in

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<v Speaker 1>your phone? Tap right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi is Ryan pas there? No, this is his

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend's phone number. Can I help you with something?

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<v Speaker 3>Shoot? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Shoot, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I actually called the emergency contact number.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope I didn't bother you.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's this? Oh? I'm Abby?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, but I can just talk to him later about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just calling to confirm his appointment with the

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<v Speaker 3>Affection Connection.

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<v Speaker 2>No big deal. Wait, I'm sorry. Could you just tell

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<v Speaker 2>me who you're from? Again? Abby? One more time? From

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<v Speaker 2>the Affection Connection? What is that? Exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>We're a business that specializes in the advancement of physical

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<v Speaker 3>and emotional love.

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<v Speaker 2>I just read that sometimes I forget it's a mouthful.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so a little unclear as to what that means.

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<v Speaker 3>So we have instructors such as myself, who will be

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<v Speaker 3>working with Ryan over the next few weeks on improving

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<v Speaker 3>his intimacy and romantic techniques.

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<v Speaker 2>What everyone always wants the details. I don't like you

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<v Speaker 2>laughing about this, and it sounds so sketchy, like you're

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<v Speaker 2>improving his intimacy, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>I am so sorry. You are jumping into a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of conclusions here. Conclusion, yeah, try to tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I'm just trying to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, maybe if you understand some of our techniques,

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<v Speaker 3>you'll kind of see what we're working on. Understand your techniques. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>calling me out of the blue and telling me that

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<v Speaker 3>my boyfriend is doing something with intimacy that he should

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<v Speaker 3>be talking to me about not, You.

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<v Speaker 2>Have nothing to worry about. Trust me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is strictly a professional relationship. I mean, we use

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<v Speaker 3>the bean bag method.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that That sounds freaking weird. No, it's on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 2>you can YouTube it. I mean, I wouldn't use your

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<v Speaker 2>work computer. But oh my god, basically Ryan and I

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<v Speaker 2>will be sandwiched between two large bean bags. But it

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<v Speaker 2>makes it easier for me to instruct him on how

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<v Speaker 2>to properly move.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this is so messed up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it can be if your hips aren't in line.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, that's coaching comes in.

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<v Speaker 3>I will make sure his hips are exactly where they

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<v Speaker 3>should be.

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<v Speaker 2>You will, I think that's kind of up to him. No, no, stop,

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<v Speaker 2>I've met with Ryan already and he's already taken one course.

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<v Speaker 2>He was very coachable, are you No, you wouldn't do

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<v Speaker 2>something like this.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean you have to appreciate your man's work ethic,

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<v Speaker 3>because I sure was impressed. You could really tell he

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<v Speaker 3>was putting in maximum effort. I mean he was sweating

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<v Speaker 3>by the end, perfusely, and that was just the written portion.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I am so looking forward to seeing what

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<v Speaker 3>he can do in the glory room.

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<v Speaker 2>How he's improved than I thought you. This is not okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I see, I see what's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>I know from past experiences that romantic partners of one

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<v Speaker 3>of our students can feel feelings of jealousy and insecurity.

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<v Speaker 1>But why galousy?

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<v Speaker 3>This will only help the things I'm going to teach

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<v Speaker 3>him this Wednesday night, don't write about in medical journals.

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<v Speaker 2>You can cancel his appointment at whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>The connection bananza is.

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<v Speaker 2>Affection connection, affection, and you're not allowed to cancel. Only

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<v Speaker 2>he is.

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<v Speaker 3>He is definitely gonna be canceling because I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>with him in that room to make sure of it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>will you also be in the room when he tells

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<v Speaker 3>you that this is a prank phone call, because I've

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<v Speaker 3>coached him on that and he's really good at it.

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<v Speaker 2>What your boyfriend Ryan set you up for a phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, you're why do you be

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<v Speaker 2>so angry?

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<v Speaker 3>He's just trying to improve for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need me to pass along the notes for the

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<v Speaker 2>beambag method? Is that what you want? Maybe maybe I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just get your email after this broke in Jeffrey's phone

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<v Speaker 2>taps on the twenties