Speaker 1: I'm talking to all the ladies out there today.
Speaker 2: Is that why your boys got deeper? It's just how
Speaker 2: it works.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. So I need
Speaker 1: you to imagine that your partner, whether you're married or
Speaker 1: dating or whatever, imagine they do something secretive behind your back.
Speaker 1: And that secret thing is an intimacy class. And to
Speaker 1: make it worse, Brooke is the one teaching it using
Speaker 1: an extremely hands on approach.
Speaker 2: How else can you learn?
Speaker 1: Of course that's Brook's take on it. But that's the news.
Speaker 1: One woman is about to hear about her boyfriend in
Speaker 1: your phone? Tap right now?
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is Ryan pas there? No, this is his
Speaker 2: girlfriend's phone number. Can I help you with something?
Speaker 3: Shoot? Oh?
Speaker 2: Shoot, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I think I actually called the emergency contact number.
Speaker 2: I hope I didn't bother you.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Who's this? Oh? I'm Abby?
Speaker 3: Actually, but I can just talk to him later about this.
Speaker 3: I was just calling to confirm his appointment with the
Speaker 3: Affection Connection.
Speaker 2: No big deal. Wait, I'm sorry. Could you just tell
Speaker 2: me who you're from? Again? Abby? One more time? From
Speaker 2: the Affection Connection? What is that? Exactly.
Speaker 3: We're a business that specializes in the advancement of physical
Speaker 3: and emotional love.
Speaker 2: I just read that sometimes I forget it's a mouthful.
Speaker 2: I'm so a little unclear as to what that means.
Speaker 3: So we have instructors such as myself, who will be
Speaker 3: working with Ryan over the next few weeks on improving
Speaker 3: his intimacy and romantic techniques.
Speaker 2: What everyone always wants the details. I don't like you
Speaker 2: laughing about this, and it sounds so sketchy, like you're
Speaker 2: improving his intimacy, ma'am.
Speaker 3: I am so sorry. You are jumping into a lot
Speaker 3: of conclusions here. Conclusion, yeah, try to tell me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm just trying to tell you.
Speaker 3: You know what, maybe if you understand some of our techniques,
Speaker 3: you'll kind of see what we're working on. Understand your techniques. Yes,
Speaker 3: calling me out of the blue and telling me that
Speaker 3: my boyfriend is doing something with intimacy that he should
Speaker 3: be talking to me about not, You.
Speaker 2: Have nothing to worry about. Trust me.
Speaker 3: This is strictly a professional relationship. I mean, we use
Speaker 3: the bean bag method.
Speaker 2: What is that That sounds freaking weird. No, it's on YouTube,
Speaker 2: you can YouTube it. I mean, I wouldn't use your
Speaker 2: work computer. But oh my god, basically Ryan and I
Speaker 2: will be sandwiched between two large bean bags. But it
Speaker 2: makes it easier for me to instruct him on how
Speaker 2: to properly move.
Speaker 3: No, this is so messed up.
Speaker 2: Well it can be if your hips aren't in line.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's coaching comes in.
Speaker 3: I will make sure his hips are exactly where they
Speaker 3: should be.
Speaker 2: You will, I think that's kind of up to him. No, no, stop,
Speaker 2: I've met with Ryan already and he's already taken one course.
Speaker 2: He was very coachable, are you No, you wouldn't do
Speaker 2: something like this.
Speaker 3: No, I mean you have to appreciate your man's work ethic,
Speaker 3: because I sure was impressed. You could really tell he
Speaker 3: was putting in maximum effort. I mean he was sweating
Speaker 3: by the end, perfusely, and that was just the written portion.
Speaker 3: I mean, I am so looking forward to seeing what
Speaker 3: he can do in the glory room.
Speaker 2: How he's improved than I thought you. This is not okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: I see, I see what's happening.
Speaker 3: I know from past experiences that romantic partners of one
Speaker 3: of our students can feel feelings of jealousy and insecurity.
Speaker 1: But why galousy?
Speaker 3: This will only help the things I'm going to teach
Speaker 3: him this Wednesday night, don't write about in medical journals.
Speaker 2: You can cancel his appointment at whatever.
Speaker 3: The connection bananza is.
Speaker 2: Affection connection, affection, and you're not allowed to cancel. Only
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 3: He is definitely gonna be canceling because I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: with him in that room to make sure of it. Oh,
Speaker 3: will you also be in the room when he tells
Speaker 3: you that this is a prank phone call, because I've
Speaker 3: coached him on that and he's really good at it.
Speaker 2: What your boyfriend Ryan set you up for a phone tap?
Speaker 2: This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, you're why do you be
Speaker 2: so angry?
Speaker 3: He's just trying to improve for you.
Speaker 2: Do you need me to pass along the notes for the
Speaker 2: beambag method? Is that what you want? Maybe maybe I'll
Speaker 2: just get your email after this broke in Jeffrey's phone
Speaker 2: taps on the twenties