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Speaker 1: This is our block pass called emergency inter Call.

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Speaker 2: Welcome.

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Speaker 3: Drew took me to a gay bar last time, and

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Speaker 3: then he crashed.

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Speaker 2: Out on me.

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Speaker 1: You hit him?

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Speaker 3: He almost did.

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Speaker 2: He wanted that.

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Speaker 1: We've gone a bit with the term if he didn't,

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Speaker 1: did you hit him?

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Speaker 2: Why? I just didn't like it didn't feel right in

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Speaker 2: the moment because I could tell he wanted it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I've been there. Yeah, what was the crash out?

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Speaker 3: I just started screaming at me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was screaming gay slurs at him. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was like, dude, what the it's you know, it's funny?

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Speaker 2: Is our friend? Uh? That came up in the cowboy hat.

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Speaker 2: Texted my other friend and was like, hey, like did

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Speaker 2: I hear KAI say that Drew is by lmao? And

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Speaker 2: I was like, what's fucking funny about? What's funny about

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Speaker 2: the potential of me being by? Like? What what is

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Speaker 2: so silly about it?

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Speaker 1: I really can't get on his case because that's me

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Speaker 1: as fun.

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Speaker 2: I'm like like, I actually.

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Speaker 1: Like I am sorry, Like I am, I'm like, okay, girl,

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Speaker 1: Like rolling my eyes is not real because first of all,

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Speaker 1: it's just gluttony. Call it what it is. And then

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Speaker 1: second of all, it's like.

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Speaker 2: Drew just no, I mean also Kai is by famously

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Speaker 2: famously Yeah, but I just only hook.

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Speaker 3: Up with girls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, I mean that's brave. Still, it's still to

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Speaker 1: take up space is still very brave.

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Speaker 2: No, and the bike lot.

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Speaker 3: I don't take out that much space. I don't take

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Speaker 3: that much.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like so I I agree with him. I

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Speaker 1: would laugh. I would laugh at the assumption that you're

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Speaker 1: by and like, I'm sorry, I can I hate that.

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Speaker 1: I can think of people who like it just makes

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Speaker 1: me laugh because I'm like, did I.

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Speaker 2: Hear Kai Drew is by l M A O.

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Speaker 3: L and he got his across? Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's gay also.

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Speaker 1: Damn okay, Like, well, maybe it was coming from a

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Speaker 1: place that like there's a girl who wants to like,

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Speaker 1: but this guy is famously do go after you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? True, Like I just have that like like feminine

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Speaker 2: quality to me that girls are attracted to, like I'm

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Speaker 2: very emotionally intelligent, Like I hear them, I listen to

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Speaker 2: them like I love women.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Basically, what you do is you become gay guy

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Speaker 1: struck by lightning and you're you're you're doing what they

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Speaker 1: called like act of listening when you're being responsive in

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Speaker 1: the middle of it. But you're like, right, right part,

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Speaker 1: No exactly.

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Speaker 2: It's your boyfriend that that part.

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Speaker 3: One time I caught Drew being like, I'm gay, let's

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Speaker 3: go try on bras at them all.

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Speaker 1: You caught him doing that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just telling girls like, oh, I could

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Speaker 3: just tell you like if these bras like.

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Speaker 1: Going with girls.

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Speaker 2: I hate that he brought that up, but like one

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Speaker 2: of my like RIZ tactics is bringing girls to Victoria's

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Speaker 2: Secret and playing with their boobs in the changing room.

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Speaker 1: Do you like, do you act like he used to

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Speaker 1: work there or something.

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Speaker 2: You're just like, no, no, no, I'm just like I'm

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Speaker 2: a boob connoisseur, Like I can look at your I

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Speaker 2: can see your boobs are what a quadruple d an

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Speaker 2: F No.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, h, I'm up in the ruse.

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Speaker 1: H exists, Yeah, everything exists. Don't question anything now, like seriously,

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Speaker 1: and it's not AI, It's real.

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Speaker 2: It's literally real.

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Speaker 1: The girls with the biggest booze you've ever seen on

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Speaker 1: walking down a hallway. That's real.

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Speaker 3: That the thing that I see on my phone is real.

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Speaker 2: It's actually so true. That's so true there was. I

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Speaker 2: saw this music video recently and one of the girls

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Speaker 2: had like the biggest knockers I've ever seen, Like.

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Speaker 3: What was giant which what was the name of the video?

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Speaker 3: What was the name of.

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Speaker 2: Clap your Hands by Edward Skeletricks Kai Stop. But she

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Speaker 2: had the biggest do hunger rugle as I've ever seen,

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Speaker 2: Like they were giant, like literally ginormous, And I was like,

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Speaker 2: there's no way, Like I cannot believe that those are real,

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Speaker 2: Like there's absolutely no way. And then it turns out

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Speaker 2: I think they're a breastplate, but I can't tell for sure,

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Speaker 2: but like in my head, I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: like one.

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Speaker 1: I actually it's that big.

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Speaker 2: I want big booms.

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Speaker 1: That would be so painful. Also, like, just like the

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Speaker 1: shirt situation, like when my boobs were bigger, I think

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Speaker 1: there are some people who are just born to have

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Speaker 1: big boobs and then some people who like it genuinely.

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Speaker 1: Is a misplace meant in like a misjudgment because I

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Speaker 1: don't think I was ever meant to have boobs as

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Speaker 1: big as my boobs were, Like I always felt like

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Speaker 1: like a bar wench at every weighting moment, I just

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Speaker 1: felt like a bar wunch.

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Speaker 2: I felt like a He deleted the video, which the

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Speaker 2: skill big Boob One.

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Speaker 1: Probably because it went against guidelines because.

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Speaker 2: They weren't out. They were in like a bikini, and

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Speaker 2: I hate that the woman that a woman's body is

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Speaker 2: sexualized in.

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Speaker 1: That way and it's being shadow man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's really giving, Like girls should be able

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Speaker 2: to show their boobs and nipples.

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Speaker 1: Like to me, Drew crashed out last night and also

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Speaker 1: yesterday with me. He crashed out before that because we

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Speaker 1: had a stressful day and then decided because of that. Actually,

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Speaker 1: we just decided we were going to drink like day drenk.

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Speaker 1: Like we were like, we just need to day drink

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Speaker 1: because we have access to a pool. That is what

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Speaker 1: a pool was for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I forgot about we.

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Speaker 1: E's got a double shot Margarita.

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Speaker 2: Mind ju y'all. I'm like, I'm low key like an

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Speaker 2: alcoholic now like period, Like I love alcohol, Like I'm

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Speaker 2: like alcohol is so good and fun, like I love

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Speaker 2: that shit.

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Speaker 1: Drewid me keep calling I guess like I'm more of

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Speaker 1: a drug addict than you are an alcoholic. You're not

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Speaker 1: a true alcoholic girl.

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Speaker 2: No, I literally still have like one drink a week, like,

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Speaker 2: but that's just really shocking for me.

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Speaker 1: I know. That's why I was saying to him yesterday

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Speaker 1: when you start talking about it, I was like, dude,

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Speaker 1: you we are both the same where when we start

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Speaker 1: engaging in something, we have to make it public known

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Speaker 1: because we're like, this is bad, This is bad.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't be touching me. You know it's bad. Keep

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Speaker 2: me in check.

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Speaker 1: Also, not only that, it's just literally because we for

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Speaker 1: real don't do shit, like we're literally just permits for

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Speaker 1: the most part, which I am trying to change because

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Speaker 1: I think last twenty twenty three, I think I was

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Speaker 1: really good at being social, and then the beginning of

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, like March hit, the darkness.

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Speaker 2: Came, the Darkest coming too.

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Speaker 1: To bring back everything that like the light.

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Speaker 2: Is coming to bring back everything the darkness.

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Speaker 3: Did you just whisper the Darkness game under your breath?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: He did.

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Speaker 1: He didn't. Did you do that? Why?

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Speaker 2: Why would it be crazy if I did?

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Speaker 3: It's just insane.

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't actually say that.

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Speaker 3: You didn't. You just said it came, the darkness came. Yeah, Oh,

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Speaker 3: I thought you were talking.

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Speaker 1: About being depressed on his phone, still looking for that

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Speaker 1: fucking music. But he's gone phone right in his face. Bro,

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Speaker 1: like it's two inches from his space. Those glasses on.

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Speaker 1: Are you near sighted or far sighted? Why do you

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Speaker 1: never take off your glasses?

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Speaker 3: I'm near sighted and I have problems with association and

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Speaker 3: if I don't have my glasses on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fucked up.

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Speaker 3: But also I think I look handsome in though.

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Speaker 2: No, you look really good. You really do? You look

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Speaker 2: really good in glasses, Like it's really they're fitting.

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Speaker 1: Oh but yeah. Basically, now me and Drew are back

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Speaker 1: to being social, which means we're people who like are

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Speaker 1: terrified all the time and neither of us know how

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Speaker 1: to navigate in situations. So we were by the pool

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Speaker 1: and I got our first drinks and then Drew was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: they were doing last call.

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Speaker 2: We got a double Margarita by the way, and I

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Speaker 2: hit the joint. Oh my god. I really am like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, like hearing it out loud, like I'm

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Speaker 2: really crashing out.

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Speaker 1: I was looking at my notes before I came in here,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, let me see what I

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Speaker 1: and was like, oh my god, Drew, I got Drew

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Speaker 1: crossfaded as fuck loll and I was like, that's my

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Speaker 1: brag of the week, Like that's.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, well broke my sobriety.

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Speaker 1: It is so fucking awesome. I love when Drew. Also,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, I don't ever ask you to smoke, Like,

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Speaker 1: actually I asked you to smoke with me all the time,

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Speaker 1: but you've only ever smoked when one. I like haven't

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Speaker 1: really asked, and Drew will randomly like get the courage

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Speaker 1: to do it, and it literally it feels like both

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Speaker 1: of us lock in and I'm just like I know

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Speaker 1: what I need to do, which is just exist here

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Speaker 1: with him and act like that didn't happen and don't

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Speaker 1: comment on it and just exists with him and be

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Speaker 1: funny he he ha ha. And we were having such

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Speaker 1: an awesome time.

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Speaker 2: No, it was literally a blast, Like we finished the

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Speaker 2: double margarita double and it was fucking rancid, Like it

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Speaker 2: was the nastiest fucking thing I put in my body ever.

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Speaker 2: And then I go into my little snack bag and

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Speaker 2: I pulled out chips and sour airheads and like there's

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Speaker 2: all of these like yummy little things, like oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I love like I literally love a snack and I

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Speaker 2: was just like snacking crazy. But the macarons, macaroons, macarons,

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Speaker 2: what is it? Macarn macrooms, macaroons, Pigma micron. Only artists

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Speaker 2: will get that one.

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Speaker 1: Wha.

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Speaker 2: But I like pulled those out. I pulled those out,

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Speaker 2: and like the one I ate was legitimately like the

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Speaker 2: most vile, like cursed mush like it was raspberry and

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Speaker 2: like I love raspberries, but like.

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Speaker 1: Under UV eleven and like eighty degree heat for an hour.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but like raby, all.

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Speaker 1: Were fucking nasty.

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Speaker 2: Also, the coffee one was good. But anyways, we're getting

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Speaker 2: off track. We're getting off track, but I'm like, wait,

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Speaker 2: like should we get another one? The guy comes around,

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Speaker 2: He's like, oh, last call, last call, last call, and

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Speaker 2: we're like yeah, we shouldn't. And then like we kind

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Speaker 2: of sit in silence for a second. We look at

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Speaker 2: each other and we're like went and wrong, my gosh, Like,

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Speaker 2: let's get one more. So I like hobbled, like literally

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Speaker 3: No, It's totally fine. I needed that. Also, do you

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Speaker 3: That's how I feel. And he was like, I love you,

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Speaker 1: So I was like, it be fair, very valid situation

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Speaker 3: It was just four guys.

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Speaker 1: Was it was you, Lucas, Josie.

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Speaker 2: No, Josie, Josh I think was in there, Josh Kai. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was just Lucas because a Ryan was.

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Speaker 3: I just start going through the itinerary of just being

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Speaker 1: Started becoming like OCD adjacent because I'm just like controlling

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Speaker 3: Exactly in my head. Yeah, exactly. It was like grasp

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Speaker 2: That's like literally why I don't smoke weed? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: Overthought at so many levels and then you Drew literally

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Speaker 2: Also, like the thing is like it was like the

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Speaker 2: It was wild. I've never experienced anything like it in my.

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Speaker 3: Life because my tolerance is also zero. Yeah, I have

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Speaker 3: a baby, I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I was.

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Speaker 3: That's like when you weren't really drinking or smoking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think on your birthday you didn't even really

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait, like when I had the allergic reaction.

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Speaker 1: No no, no no, but yeah, you weren't drinking at

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Speaker 1: that time. I'm thinking of your birthday dinner because that

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Speaker 1: and I'll smoke you out.

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Speaker 3: That sounds great. I would love that.

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Speaker 1: We'll do.

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Speaker 2: Like. Also, the episode we recorded out there is really

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Speaker 2: that was like, is that the first time you were

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Speaker 1: Because we had no choice.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was like, who the fuck is that that in

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Speaker 3: Could I remember the Miami episode because O Ryan put

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Speaker 3: a half years, and I just blacked out. Anyway, this

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Speaker 2: Blacked out on video and I watch it, he watches it.

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Speaker 1: Right, saved tabs. Whoever has a clip of that on

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Speaker 1: their TikTok y'all need to go through to see who

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Speaker 1: saved it and see if Kai's in there. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Actually I saw there's a re upload account that's like

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Speaker 1: re uploading ship that you've posted, and this made me

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

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Speaker 1: I hope it's in my legs. I hope. I didn't

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Speaker 3: Want to think that that's just me.

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Speaker 3: It's just they spelled my name like one letter wrong

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Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, guys, if you're listening to this, that's

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Speaker 3: not me. That's an impostor.

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Speaker 2: And in Bosters among Us among Us.

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Speaker 3: A bunch of comments were like, you've already posted these.

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Speaker 3: You're reheating your own nachos. I was like, dude, this isn't.

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Speaker 2: Me reheating your own najas.

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Speaker 1: You think you're funny, but.

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Speaker 3: You thought of TikTok that I made. It's funny. You

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Speaker 1: Oh I can't find it. It's you literally playing with

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Speaker 2: Oh it's the chicken wings one. Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 2: How much meat is left on the bone.

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Speaker 3: I forgot about this one that's like when I first

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love cap cut. I love cap cut.

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Speaker 2: I was literally just talking about that yesterday, like how

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Speaker 2: like how much you love cap cut it you might

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Speaker 2: be giving someone a titorial me. Yeah, I'm not that good. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm good when I'm like the kind of high that

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Speaker 1: I'm watching something like my field there. Yeah, my best

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Speaker 1: cap cut.

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Speaker 3: Which one I feel like she wears a lot of well.

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Speaker 1: When she wore the stupid hat and was like in

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Also, speaking of the stand in me, like I went.

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Speaker 4: To a family cup in your ass, I went to

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Speaker 4: a comedy show for this comedian that like I didn't

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00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 4: realize like how obsessed I was with him.

446
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,879
Speaker 2: Has that ever happened to you? Like, I literally like

447
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 2: went to the show and I was like, oh, like

448
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 2: this is like a peer, like this is a friend,

449
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna buy tickets to support one he puts

450
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,520
Speaker 2: on like one of my favorite comedy sets I've seen

451
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 2: in a very long time. Like it was so tight,

452
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,159
Speaker 2: it was so funny, Like I was like crying laughing

453
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:16,159
Speaker 2: the whole time. But then like we hung out after

454
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,399
Speaker 2: and he would like tell me stories like that happened

455
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,640
Speaker 2: to him, and I was like, I know this from

456
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 2: a TikTok he posted four years ago and never I

457
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 2: didn't want to say that because like that's so fucking creepy,

458
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,919
Speaker 2: but like legitimately, like I was interviewing him because like

459
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 2: I I am like a fan of his, and it

460
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 2: was like freaking me out kind of.

461
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: I mean, no, you watched me do that with the

462
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 1: girl your mom? Uh, your mom Ashley.

463
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the shoes and shit. Uh.

464
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: We were leaving the Vogue eBay Vintage Market with Colin

465
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 1: and we ran into her and I spoke to her

466
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,119
Speaker 1: and her sisters.

467
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 2: She had the shoes or you had the shoes.

468
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 1: Someone had shoes. I don't I don't really remember, but

469
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 1: I literally spoke to her as if like she was

470
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 1: a longtime friend, but really all that meant was my

471
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: dumb ass was like spewing things about her to her,

472
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 1: and then we walked away and I was like, no, I.

473
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 2: Literally I literally did that. I wasn't spewing it, but

474
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like I like it was like

475
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 2: you about.

476
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: To act like you didn't know what he was saying,

477
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: Like oh.

478
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 2: The first thing I fucking told him after his show

479
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 2: was like, no, like I'm like a huge fan, Like

480
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 2: you don't understand, Like I'm a really big fan of yours,

481
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 2: Like I watched this weird, obscure interview you did on

482
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 2: another podcast that like no one is talking about, Like

483
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm obsessed with you. And then the friend

484
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 2: I was with was like you literally told him like

485
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 2: you were a fan, and I was like, God, I

486
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,360
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck. Yeah, if I'm a fan of someone,

487
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let them know like what that is.

488
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: I will literally always tell someone that, Like I won't.

489
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 1: That won't be the first thing, but the second somebody

490
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 1: who I admire and I'm around them and their shit

491
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 1: comes up, I I'm not about to act Oblivias. I'm

492
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:07,239
Speaker 1: my girl, You're the goat, Like what like you have

493
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: to say something nice also like don't be a fucking

494
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: nerd bitch. Come on, that's about to tell him.

495
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 2: That you're a fan.

496
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 1: And now when he does the fuck a fan challenge, boom.

497
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're probably on the top of the list.

498
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 2: The top of the list.

499
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: Unless he has a boyfriend or something.

500
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, guys, I uh I got caught.

501
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 1: Again doing what like sankeybox?

502
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Yes, yes, I hate the whole role

503
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 2: in like under one minute. Let me see your son?

504
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 2: Can I see your chop?

505
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god? So I don't know that people are

506
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 3: recording this ship when I do it.

507
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that.

508
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 1: Yes, why don't you just like go on.

509
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 3: Like fifteen and a month probably on average, it's not

510
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,640
Speaker 3: like one video is fifteen grand.

511
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 2: It's just four videos.

512
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 3: There's a lot of videos.

513
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 2: Four it's four.

514
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 3: Sure, let's say that there's four.

515
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 2: Wait the first one you were asking to see her

516
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 2: dirty sock.

517
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 3: Right, I think that's what it was.

518
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like she held it up and you mounted.

519
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 3: What did he say?

520
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 2: I forget?

521
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 3: Or what did I say?

522
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 2: He was like, Gorge, can I see your sock? And

523
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 2: he like show He's like, oh, like my god, I'm

524
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 2: like I don't king shame. I'm like, get both of y'all,

525
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 2: get yours. Yeah, as long as he's not being fucking

526
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 2: creepy in the streets, like I don't give a fuck. Yeah,

527
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 2: he's going to enjoy that chop stick. Yeah, enjoy that

528
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 2: chop stick.

529
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally, Like that's the kind of depravity that I'm like,

530
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: fuck it, Like, literally, you.

531
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: How do you get to that money?

532
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: Like that?

533
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 2: Over what happens?

534
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,199
Speaker 3: Dude? I don't know. I think about it all the

535
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 3: time because guys, it's not actually me. Good, that's a

536
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 3: this is an ongoing joke on the pata. It's not me.

537
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 2: You can't back out of it now, bro.

538
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 1: Yeah that's like what that's you?

539
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 3: Okay, So let's just say hypothetically, I didn't have this kink.

540
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 3: I don't understand how people get that. I don't like

541
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 3: the sock thing. Yeah, I don't understand that.

542
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 2: Like what it's confusing me is that's what I was

543
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: just about to say. That's what I was just about

544
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 2: to say. It's like it's three thousand miles away and

545
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 2: he's like moaning at chopsticks and like cinnamon rolls.

546
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: That's what confuses me because I'm like you could quite

547
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 1: literally go on to yelp and go through a few

548
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: photos and I'm sure you would see like food so good.

549
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 2: Here's maybe it's like like the false sense of connection,

550
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: like it like is giving a girlfriend vibes for him

551
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 2: because it's like tailored to him.

552
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 3: I'm not always just like, how much does nurture versus

553
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 3: nature play into this? How much of kinks are just

554
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 3: embedded into your genetic code?

555
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 2: Because I think I think all the kinks are like

556
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 2: born I don't really, yeah, I think I think they're

557
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 2: literally like something not you're not born with your kings.

558
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,719
Speaker 2: I think like something happens in your like adolescents or

559
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: like when you're Yeah, it's more of a factory.

560
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 3: I think so too. I think so too.

561
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: But I'm like, he wasn't allowed to like do laundry

562
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: and dishes growing up, so now he's like, I'm sad.

563
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: His mom wouldn't let him do the dishes.

564
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's a man and he grew up in

565
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 1: like a really like oh, like the women do the dishes. Yeah.

566
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 3: My cheese moo, Yes, that's the word that I always

567
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 3: use to describe.

568
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: My cheesemo cheese moo. Yeah. I do think I think

569
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: some fun shit happens to you and then you're just

570
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: like kind of weird and you have to deal with it.

571
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: But like say, Lovey, just don't be fucking crazy. At

572
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: least he's like paying bread to literally see garbage. It's

573
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 1: kind of lit, and I bet he's postmating her that food.

574
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 5: I would put the fact that she didn't even buy,

575
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 5: which is fucking lit, like what she's getting paid to

576
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 5: literally sit in her crib and watch Love Island and

577
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 5: then just FaceTime and show her garbage.

578
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 3: Some people are so freaky and I'm I feel like

579
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: that's a whole DLC to life that I don't have access.

580
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like, it also feels like, I

581
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: mean they live among us, like they're literally among us,

582
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 2: and like it. They're so good at keeping it DL

583
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 2: well because it's like like the freak is like DL

584
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 2: as fuck, Like I don't know how they do that,

585
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 2: Like that's what's like, that's what.

586
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that there were other positions besides

587
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 3: mission missionary until recently I had to show them a

588
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 3: whole new world.

589
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I feel like it's really because

590
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 1: people either have hobbies that are normal or they make

591
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: sex their hobby. And I think a lot of people

592
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: make sex their hobby and they don't even realize it's

593
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: their hobby. I'm like, if that is, if it is

594
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: something that is not a necessity, that is taking up

595
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: all of your time, and it is your only source

596
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: of pleasure, that is a hobby, and you're not even

597
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: good at the hobby. Happy you hoes aren't good at

598
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: the hobby. Like practice jack of all trades, master of none, ass.

599
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 2: Bitch, jack off, masturbate, jack of all trade, jack off

600
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 2: all the trade. Yeah, oh my god, Oh my god,

601
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 2: jack off all the trade, masturbate of none.

602
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 1: Of masturbate never no, no, no.

603
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 2: Jack off all trade, masturbait of none, nuns, and.

604
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: Masturbate to none, Like you're jacking them all off, but

605
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: you're not masturbating to any of them.

606
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that works. I feel like there's a

607
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: better there's something, there's something there for masturbate to know.

608
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: Card made up affair. We were talking about how like

609
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: when you meet straight people, like a lot of straight

610
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: people who only know other straight people, and so Card

611
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: was specifically saying this, like he has to like indoctrinate

612
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: them into interesting things like because he's like straight people

613
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: are awesome, but it's just it's like hard because also

614
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: what we're talking about being the interesting thing is like

615
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: how are they going to know that sokrda saying please

616
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,479
Speaker 1: be calm because of like a video. You just breathed

617
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: like that.

618
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 3: What like what I think you might be a mouth breather?

619
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: Funny because I I think I am a mouth breather.

620
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: I am No, you're not have your mouth?

621
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the fuck was that? Kuy?

622
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: It's crazy how I start talking for longer than a minute,

623
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: you start making noises and then you tell me to

624
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: tate my mouth shut.

625
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 2: That's crazy, cauy, I'm.

626
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: The one who interrupts everyone, right, right, No, I really did.

627
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 2: Right. I hated the last episode because I spoke the

628
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: whole fucking time.

629
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: We go back and forth like that.

630
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: I hate it, though I love it. No, no, no,

631
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 2: when I talk, I mean yeah, I hate my voice.

632
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,719
Speaker 3: I hated the last episode because I was collapsing in

633
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 3: upon myself like a black hole, and I just wasn't

634
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: a person. I wasn't a person that episode. I was.

635
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm never a person. I'm not kidding, like I'm not present,

636
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: Like oh, I have a really good memory. I have

637
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: an amazing memory. A week from now, I will be

638
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: able to tell you my week front to back. But

639
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: I don't live in the present, like I'm like too panicked.

640
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: So yeah, if that makes you feel any better, I'm

641
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: not here now.

642
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 3: I think my closest equivalent of that is if there's

643
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 3: a photo taken of me and I see it. I

644
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 3: have so much dysmorphia for that photo up until around

645
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 3: three months and then I'm like, oh, I recognize that

646
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 3: as me. So I don't know if that's related, but

647
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 3: I feel like it might be. I don't know.

648
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I've never seen I feel like

649
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: every photo I've seen to myself, I feel like I

650
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: look like a different person and it freaks me out.

651
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: It is freaky. Oh, but the same thing happens to me.

652
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: But you're just bad.

653
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 3: You are bad.

654
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

655
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 3: You're sexy, you're hot, your head.

656
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: Straight. Men go to Sicard as cucumbers and leave as pickles.

657
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: Let that marinate that far.

658
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: That's really good kind of go to Sicard.

659
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: I wish we had Raven glasses on in the moment

660
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: we came up with that, because it was very like Wow,

661
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: it was amazing, Like it went like it genuinely went

662
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: like back and forth.

663
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 2: Like when you told me that at the pool, I

664
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 2: was literally like that might be the most genius thing

665
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: I've ever heard.

666
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: I mean, granted, your state at the pool was also

667
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: the same state of mind that out loud loud as

668
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: fuck after eating the first airhead went nobody is talking

669
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: about the best thing on the fucking plane.

670
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 2: That is like really a conversation that people aren't having.

671
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 2: That's like really frustrating to me. Is like sour airheads,

672
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 2: like the new sour airheads.

673
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: You've been trying to push this, Like I know, I will.

674
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 2: Push this agenda for it as long as possible until

675
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: it catches on. The sour airheads are like so good.

676
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: There's more chemicals in them.

677
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a new picture acid. Yeah is so good.

678
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 2: There's three new flavors. It's the ones that in you

679
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 2: threw at us. Oh yeah those are those are this our.

680
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 3: I'm block to that until you said it. Yeah, I'm sorry,

681
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 3: And now I have a kink where I have to

682
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 3: shove airheads in my head.

683
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

684
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 3: Citr acid is a really underrated and I.

685
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 2: Love when it feels like my enamel is melting off

686
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: my teeth, Like I can like do this and like

687
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: my teeth have like a different grit to them.

688
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: I hate that feeling. That's why I don't drink the

689
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: red bull. I like can't finish a coke or something

690
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: all at once because that like a string gent feeling

691
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: all my teeth. But also I like, question, do y'all

692
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: do this? I go to the bathroom every time the

693
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: culture question for the culture. Why can Arianna, Nikki Beyonce

694
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: and everybody be a slut and I can't? That's essentially

695
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: what she was saying, Like no, like.

696
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 2: Baseline, yeah, snap part fuck.

697
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: What was I saying? Oh, I go in the bathroom

698
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: after I eat every time I eat, and it's because

699
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: I have to wash my hands. I have to wipe

700
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: my mouth. And I was saying this to somebody and

701
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I'll take like the paper and literally

702
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: put my finger around it and like take a napkin

703
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: and like rub my feet or my fear.

704
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the heck you mean your teeth? Your freaking feet, bro,

705
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: your feet are not in your Sorry.

706
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: I looked at Kai. Then I got scared and I

707
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: had to remember if I had socks, and shoes on

708
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: because he's like close looking.

709
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: I took one photo one time.

710
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 2: Run the clip.

711
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: I wipe my teeth. Do you ever do that? Or no?

712
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? Why not?

713
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: Because I'm not a fucking weirdo.

714
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: That's I feel like that's hygienic.

715
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 2: No, it's it's hygienic, but it's like hygenic to like

716
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: a degree that I just can't stand behind, Like I'm

717
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 2: fundamentally like an unhygienic person. Like I don't believe, Yeah,

718
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 2: you're you're clean.

719
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: I know, I'm joking, like I was gonna say, you're

720
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: like hygienic, but.

721
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,720
Speaker 2: I'm I'm normal. I'm like literally just a normal.

722
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: Well you don't wash your hands after you pee a lot?

723
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: That I literally I will stand on this till the

724
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 2: day I die. If I had dirty dick, dirty used dick,

725
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 2: I would wash my hands, But my dick and balls

726
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 2: are spotless and clean.

727
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: That's like that.

728
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: And I don't touch urine. I literally don't touch.

729
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: Urine when you touch the handle.

730
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 2: Like I flush with my foot. I'm not even kidding.

731
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 2: I flush with my foot. Not here obviously, but when

732
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,439
Speaker 2: I'm out.

733
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: In public, Like I just really can't like, you can't sit.

734
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: Here and find selfish to flush with my foot because

735
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 2: other people touch that handle.

736
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: I've thought about it, but in public, I'm like, why

737
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: would you be putting your hands.

738
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 3: There's some bathrooms that you walk into and you're like,

739
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to flush.

740
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it feels illegal to like my ears are ringing,

741
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: someone's talking about me.

742
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: If that's not the vibe, I'll usually just take paper

743
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: towel and like, yeah, cover my hands.

744
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of the bathroom, this is what week three

745
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 3: of me having my bidet, and it's amazing. It feels

746
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 3: really good to sit on that.

747
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: Thing like shot at your butt and it hurts.

748
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 2: No, it like it gives you like fissures on your asshole,

749
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 2: Like it literally cuts your like buttthole over.

750
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: It likes it because it gives him a real reason

751
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: to scratch, to scratch his ass in public.

752
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 3: Now. I like the pressure because it cleans it thoroughly,

753
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 3: and I fuck with that.

754
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: I actually think that's amazing that you're hygienic in that way.

755
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's And I've also started to use it even

756
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 3: when I don't have to ship. I'll just sit on

757
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 3: there when i'm feeling bad.

758
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you're just like when you're in a sad mood,

759
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: you just spray your ass with water.

760
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 2: It's like I actually I was going to say, like

761
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: thirty percent of this is real, Like it's not. When

762
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: you're sad, you just like sit on it.

763
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 3: And I have caught myself procrastinating on work that I

764
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 3: have to do by like being like getting my probably dirty.

765
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: I really can't get on you because what's the what's

766
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 1: the process?

767
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: I would what's the process after using a day? Because

768
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 2: that's what Like I funk with a bidet. I love

769
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 2: a biday, but like my soggy bottom, like with paper

770
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 2: to toilet.

771
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 3: Paper to just wipe your butt, just.

772
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 2: Like half to take them. It's one plied toilet paper

773
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 2: and my fingers break through and I start fingering my

774
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 2: asshole because like.

775
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: Well, that's why you have to wash your fucking hands.

776
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: You should be washing your hands.

777
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: I don't want to be touching my asshole when I'm

778
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 2: in the bathroom.

779
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: You should probably wash your hands before. Like a lot

780
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: of times if I'm out in public, I will wash

781
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: my hands before I use the bathroom.

782
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 2: Wait, and yeah, I think you're completely missing the point.

783
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: Like I actually enjoy as in a public toilet. Bitch.

784
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: I was at I was out and about. I was

785
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 2: doing my thing. Okay, I was with my buddies and

786
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: we were all just like talking in a circle and

787
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: we're just kiki. It's actually it's actually it's actually the

788
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: guy that it was like our guy said that you're

789
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 2: by a. I was like talking to him and I

790
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 2: was talking to my other friend and we're just like

791
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: laughing boots whatever, and then.

792
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 3: Laughing boots whatever, laughing boots. Also the way holding the mic,

793
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 3: I know, it was really.

794
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: Like, it's good, it's erganomic. But I've never seen anybody

795
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: hold it like that.

796
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 3: Homophobic.

797
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, when your foot was up, it actually

798
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: made sense because it was like this balancing act. Now

799
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: it just looks stupid. Now I am going to be

800
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: homophobic stupid.

801
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 2: But I we were just like talking in this dude

802
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 2: that's like like tweaking off something like literally like spazzing

803
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 2: out here.

804
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: This guy came up for another drink.

805
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, tweaking of something. He walks up and he's like,

806
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: does anybody have like does anybody have any like blow?

807
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: And we're all like no, and he's like, can I

808
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: have a lighter? Like can I have a cigarette And

809
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 2: we're like no, and he's like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

810
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 2: you're handsome, you're beautiful. Then he points to me, I'm

811
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 2: not kidding, and he says, you're and then just walks away.

812
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I didn't say a fucking word to

813
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 2: this man. But he goes, you're handsome, You're beautiful. Your gowns,

814
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 2: ball gowns, beautiful, beauty, beautiful, beautiful gowns. Gown.

815
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: Wait, so did you know him?

816
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 2: No, no, idea, none of my friends knew him either.

817
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: He just like pulled up and just like sneak dissed me.

818
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: And honestly, you should have in that like moment seeing

819
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 1: if you could get a whole old of laced coke

820
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: and then give it to him any o DS and

821
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: then he will literally learn to never do that.

822
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: That's that is good.

823
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 3: I have.

824
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: I have been putting fintanyl in coke recently, and to

825
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 2: teach people lessons.

826
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 3: That's really smart.

827
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's I feel like it's gonna

828
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 2: like clean trend. I think yeah, I think people like

829
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 2: are gonna stop doing coke soon.

830
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, brou I think like I thought people

831
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: did stop for a while. Yeah, it did for like

832
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: five years, but it's a procession sign. I feel like

833
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: it's literally you know. You know how in two thousand

834
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: and eight, all the music was.

835
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: Like we're gonna go crazy, We're gonna drink in the club.

836
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 2: We're gonna drink in the club, like we're gonna.

837
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 3: Did see a statistic that was like people are gen

838
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 3: Z's drinking more now than they were?

839
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: And then like literally like four years ago, it was

840
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 2: like gen Z had like the lowest drinking.

841
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: I mean to be fair, like is it most of

842
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: gen Z now above the legal drinking?

843
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 2: So like, finally, what does that mean?

844
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 3: What do you say?

845
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: Like are you happy people get to drink or like

846
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: you hoping to like see like twenty one year old drinking?

847
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 2: I love one year old. Don't make me drink a lot.

848
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 2: That's like literally my vibe.

849
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: No, that's me. But it's smoking and nobody smokes with me.

850
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: And everybody gets mad that I talk about smoking so often.

851
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: Sorry that you're so used to doing it that you

852
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: don't have to like tell anybody about it, But like

853
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: it's still not normal that I.

854
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 2: Do that all the time. I literally was never like

855
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: like I cried laughing when that guy just looked at

856
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 2: me with silence after complimenting everybody I was with, like

857
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 2: and it then, Oh that I fucking forgot about this then,

858
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 2: Like me and my friend was we were talking about

859
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: it like after and like we were just like I

860
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: was like, do you know that guy? And he was like, no,

861
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is, Like none of us

862
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: know him. And I was like, whoa. He's like he's

863
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 2: on one and we like turn around and he's like

864
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 2: doing like like crazy shit in this circle behind us.

865
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 2: But we didn't realize that how close he was. And

866
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 2: like we're just talking about it, and I like retell

867
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 2: that story and I'm like, yeah, he like literally just

868
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 2: called me ugly and nasty and disgusting without saying a

869
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 2: fucking word. It was hilarious. Well, five minutes later he

870
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 2: comes back by and he's kind of like mellowed out

871
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,439
Speaker 2: and level, and he was like, hey, I just wanted

872
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 2: to say you're like really cute, by the way, and

873
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 2: like you're handsome and you're beautiful, but like you're really cute,

874
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: and so he made up for it, like he made

875
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 2: up for it later and like he was just so

876
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 2: scared that, like he like actually hurt my feelings. But

877
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: I was like, no, like it's really hard to hurt

878
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 2: my feelings because I will just monetize it on my podcast.

879
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see a paycheck every time I get.

880
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: You see trauma, I see chit ching ching ching.

881
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 3: Hold on, no, don't.

882
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I almost just kissed you.

883
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 2: I know I almost kissed you too. But we have

884
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 2: to say I've gotten really good at physical touch.

885
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, he has, he has. I what did I say? Oh?

886
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: He his physical touch you to feel like if a

887
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: doll came to life, Like if a doll just learned

888
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 1: it and they didn't have joints yet.

889
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 2: So these movements like I knew, like the I knew that,

890
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 2: like you wanted that and like required that for like healing,

891
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 2: because you would do it to me like when I

892
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 2: was down bad. So I was just like, oh, this

893
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 2: is something like she would want done to her. So

894
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 2: like when I was like rubbing your glitterius when you

895
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 2: were sad, like it was awkward for me.

896
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: No, but like a really good job for your first time.

897
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 2: That was like my eight hundred billionth time. Let's get it.

898
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: I mean it.

899
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: We said we would restart because it hadn't worked time before.

900
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 2: No, But like when I would like touch you, I

901
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 2: was I just didn't know how to do it, and

902
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 2: I like we would be like this far apart on

903
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: my bed and I would just be.

904
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: Like, ironically you would do that, like I'd be like

905
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: sitting and that's so sad to be fair, when I

906
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,240
Speaker 1: started giving you guys physical effects, and at first, I,

907
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: if anything, I felt like a perverb because like our

908
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: group wasn't physically affectionate at all for the most part,

909
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 1: like kind of but like we weren't. Like we've definitely

910
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: as we've all grown older, we'd become more like likely

911
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: to like hold each other and like grab each other

912
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: for a hug. But like when I would first start

913
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: doing it, I remember like when of y'all would be

914
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: sitting crying and I would like always like go up

915
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: and like just like grab one of them, and then

916
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: like while they're talking, and I always do that, like

917
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: I always grab people like that, and then it does

918
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: cross my mind that like.

919
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: Wait, also, it was like in the car, like you

920
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: moaned when I touched you yesterday when we were.

921
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: Driving, because you've gotten so good at it.

922
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm not even kid, I'm not even.

923
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 1: Kidding so low that now it's like.

924
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 2: I literally did this move. I was just like pat, Pat, Pat,

925
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: and it was like and it was like, oh wait,

926
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 2: like that was so good.

927
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't that. It was you, I have really

928
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: bad pain right here, and you like grabbed my back

929
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: or something. He like rubbed you rubbed a finger into

930
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: my back and it felt really good and I did

931
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: let out of it.

932
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 3: And I do remember that you have on better at

933
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 3: physical touch because after he'll actually cuddle with me. Where's

934
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 3: four before you would just get up and immediate.

935
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: I would roll the tarp up. You could roll the

936
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: tarfaup bose you down with.

937
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 3: You would have one. He would be on grinder with

938
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 3: his phone, and then you'd just be spraying indiscriminately in

939
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 3: the corner. And then and then you would get me

940
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 3: a fucking uber pool home.

941
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I feel like I used to be

942
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: in an uber all the time. But that's when we

943
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: first moved here, and like we actually had like stamina

944
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: to be outside. I want to be outside again. But

945
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 1: like also now it just sucks. The only thing that

946
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: is annoying about being somebody who wants to be social

947
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: and getting older and by no means are we all whatever?

948
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: I have become so picky. I think that's really the

949
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: real reason I don't go out as much anymore. Is

950
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: I am so picky because I'm like, I am not

951
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 1: gonna fucking torture myself to be in a random ass

952
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: bar with bitch. Like what, like I want to go

953
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: like dancing somewhere cute.

954
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 2: I want to dance. I want to dance so bad.

955
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 2: We should all go dancing, like for real, for real,

956
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 2: Josiah needs it bad, like Kai and I were talking about,

957
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 2: like we want to learn how to dance, like unironically,

958
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 2: like I just want to like feel my body and move, like.

959
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: Let's go on Friday I dance. I feel like I'm

960
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: the only dancer left.

961
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 2: Also, like the thing is dan though I loved Wait,

962
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 2: what was I gonna say? Oh, completely derailing the conversation,

963
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 2: Like I don't know why this thought. Oh no, like

964
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 2: dancing high school musical but like we went and visited

965
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: the high school music Yeah we did, and we didn't

966
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 2: talk about it. But like in Utah they filmed it

967
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 2: in Salt Lake City at like East High School or

968
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 2: something like that, and then or more it's really really crazy.

969
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: It's like actually the school, just the.

970
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: School and people fucking go there. Bro, like we met

971
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: we met somebody who went there, like we were.

972
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 2: At Alta to East.

973
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: I spoke a joint in front of East High. I'm crazy,

974
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: I don't go fuck I oh Me and Drew. We

975
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: were role playing super Super Super Super Super seniors.

976
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's a few more supers in there.

977
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: Super super super Super Damn are you Are you gonna

978
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: go to your high school reunion?

979
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was literally like thinking about that like a

980
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 2: couple of days ago because I was like, wait, like

981
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: that's very soon soon, But no, I will absolutely not.

982
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 2: I will not be going.

983
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: What I think I gonna go to mine. I feel

984
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: like mine is gonna be fun.

985
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: No, yours will be lit as fun.

986
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: It means a card. We're talking about it, and we

987
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: were like, wait, we kind of need.

988
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 2: To like, no, that's gonna be fun because people like

989
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 2: will have fun, like grand Berry, Texas, like everyone has

990
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 2: like kids.

991
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: No, literally literally, yeah, there are people from my class

992
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: who have kids and stuff, but they're still fun. People

993
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: from Miami. So I guess like Miami is just like different,

994
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: But I think it'll be fun also I think means

995
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 1: a card or planning on like doing the first ever,

996
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: like you know the Nationals cheer teams. We're gonna do

997
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: the first ever just like duo team of it, and

998
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: we're still figuring out the songs on the rotation. But

999
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: right now it's funck. I have to ask him what

1000
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: exactly it was? Yes, and by Rihanna, by Arihanna and

1001
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: then but every transition is gonna be the real transition.

1002
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 2: Who is transitioning?

1003
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 3: No, she was talking about something else. Oh, sorry, continue, No.

1004
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: That was kind of it. As I was going, I

1005
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: was like, actually, this is.

1006
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: I'm sorry about my buy friend.

1007
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: You're what.

1008
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 3: My bye friend?

1009
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: That's what that is.

1010
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 3: I didn't get invited to my reunion?

1011
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: Do you have to get invited?

1012
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 3: I don't know because I didn't get it. I didn't

1013
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 3: hear about it, but I don't even know if it happened.

1014
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 3: And I also don't know if a college.

1015
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: I get invited. I can't imagine who from my school

1016
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: would reach out like yeah, how does that?

1017
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 2: It's always it's literally like one person that like is like,

1018
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 2: oh we should do this, and then yeah, they like

1019
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 2: message you on me and.

1020
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: The carter are going to be the people and do

1021
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: like a crazy pep rally like I want a concert

1022
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: like like that would be fun. That would be We're

1023
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: gonna get a DJ Chipman to perform arm ecstasy. Uh

1024
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: was it Brian Mode Trick Daddy. It's gonna be a

1025
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: whole lineup. It's gonna be crazy tricks. We're going to

1026
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: get JT and Young Miami back together.

1027
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,720
Speaker 3: WHOA, that's exciting.

1028
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: I would love that.

1029
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 3: The last time I was in my hometown, I drove

1030
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 3: by my Bye. Imagine you as my therapist. Gay guys

1031
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 3: started as you drove, Let's talk about that part.

1032
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that.

1033
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 3: Pussy yeah, recounting your sexual traumas that has been through.

1034
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 3: I drove by my My my middle school, and I

1035
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 3: got hit by such a such a potent wave of

1036
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 3: nostalgia that I slept the rest of the day at

1037
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 3: my parents house. It was really weird. I was like,

1038
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 3: this is fucking crazy.

1039
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 2: Do you like nostalgia? Oh? You hate it?

1040
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 3: I don't. I think it's it's like a squarely melancholy feeling,

1041
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 3: which I do think part.

1042
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 2: Of I really I don't know if I kind of

1043
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: love nostalgia because I love being sad but it like

1044
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 2: makes me so yeah, its oh god, I wonder what

1045
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 2: like the evolutionary advantage of nostalgia's is just like memory,

1046
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,240
Speaker 2: Like like that's a good question.

1047
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: I like kind of. I don't think we need nostalgia

1048
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: as much as like it's being used.

1049
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 3: Now, Like I don't weaponize.

1050
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: It's literally a problem. But I've also never been because

1051
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,479
Speaker 1: I'm not somebody who I wish I was better, because

1052
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: I do have friends who are really good at documenting everything,

1053
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: and they're like super obsessed with nostalgia. Sorry, Drue is

1054
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: topping Chai off.

1055
00:50:49,719 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 3: And it actually feels pretty good this time. Okay, Oh

1056
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 3: well that one was on my prostate, and you know

1057
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 3: I like that.

1058
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 2: Bring up prostates right now? You know you can't bring

1059
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 2: up prostates right now, y'all.

1060
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 3: Do not bring up prostates.

1061
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: I need something to go back and track all the

1062
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: times during a mental health crisis. Drew Phillips has publicly

1063
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 1: talked about a disease that he has, but he doesn't have.

1064
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: Guys, my drat bladder, my dra My data isn't planing,

1065
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 2: my bladder isn't draining properly.

1066
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 3: Wait, what do you mean?

1067
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 2: I can't I can't finish peeing when I go pee.

1068
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 2: And this happened to me in like January, and then

1069
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: it just went away and I didn't think anything of it,

1070
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 2: didn't go to the doctor, and then this happened, and

1071
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,479
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I need to get this shit

1072
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 2: looked at. So my oh my fucking god, my doctor

1073
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 2: was so creepy, y'all. I, oh my god, my doctor

1074
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 2: was a fucking weirdo freak bitch. And I like kind

1075
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 2: of was obsessed with it.

1076
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: I know you are, because he's gone back three times.

1077
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, no, they keep schedule appointments because they think

1078
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 2: I have cancer Hodgkins lymphoma as he said, which also

1079
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's what I was saying, Like a doctor

1080
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 2: should not even even if there's like an inkling inside

1081
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,959
Speaker 2: of them, they should not say that to a patient. Ever,

1082
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 2: he was like he did like a lymph node screening,

1083
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 2: and he like ran through all my things and he

1084
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 2: was like, could be Hodgkins lymphoma, Like let's get you

1085
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 2: in tomorrow. And I was like, oh my god, what,

1086
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 2: oh my god. But I like, like, I know this

1087
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 2: is like probably illegal, Like I don't know, like, but

1088
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: like he was really fucking weird from the jump, like

1089
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,959
Speaker 2: really weird. Like he like looked at me, and within

1090
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 2: like five minutes he was like kind of sneaked tossing

1091
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 2: me and he was like listen, like like in my office,

1092
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 2: like we treat like all types of kids around your

1093
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 2: age and like like like people that live on our bridge.

1094
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 2: And he like held his hand out and pointed at

1095
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 2: me like no, literally he was like insinuating that, like

1096
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 2: I was like a home almost kid, and I looked

1097
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,959
Speaker 2: at my outfit and I was like, girl, what the fuck?

1098
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 2: Like I was wearing like a nice ass outfit, and

1099
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 2: like he was like he was like you can really

1100
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 2: trust me because we treat like all types of people

1101
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: like you. And I was like, what the fuck is happened?

1102
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 2: Like literally what is happening? And like there was a

1103
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 2: very clear switch, like you know when a doctor asks you,

1104
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 2: are you like suctually active? Yes? Man or woman? Man,

1105
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 2: there's like always there, there's like this brief hesitation. Literally

1106
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 2: his was like oh cool, and like he moved on,

1107
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 2: but then he started getting fucking weird and creepy, like

1108
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 2: he was not probably.

1109
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: H'm telling you you could possibly have like essentially terminal

1110
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: cancer like.

1111
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,760
Speaker 2: With this no, he was like a could be hodgkinsling Filma,

1112
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 2: but like that's like the best cancer to get because

1113
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 2: like there's like a ninety ninety percent like success right now.

1114
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 2: I was like like in that moment when I was

1115
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 2: watching this man, like you know how actors every once

1116
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 2: in a while they're like I met this person, and

1117
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 2: I like the entire role was like fulfilled, Like I

1118
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 2: knew how I was gonna act based off this person,

1119
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 2: Like this person is my muse. Like I was like,

1120
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 2: if I was an actor, this would have been a

1121
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 2: fucking gold mine. He was so bizarre, but like like

1122
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 2: I like I don't know how to describe it.

1123
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: Like he kept trying to doctor curse.

1124
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 2: But he kept trying to like prove himself to me,

1125
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 2: like prove his like coolness and prove his like intelligence,

1126
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 2: and like he would be like I'm not gonna speak

1127
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 2: doctor speak to you, like I'm gonna like I'm gonna

1128
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: like lay it how you want. And then he'd like

1129
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: go on this like really long, weird winded like hyper

1130
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 2: medical terminology like just like the just something I literally

1131
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 2: would never understand, Like even if I went to fucking

1132
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 2: college for like five years and I'd be like what

1133
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 2: and he was like, oh, sorry, sorry, but he kept

1134
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 2: trying to like prove how smart. I literally.

1135
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 3: Sounds like like two children in a trend whip.

1136
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 2: No, it literally was giving that, and I think what happened.

1137
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 2: I was like started psychoanalyzing him. And I was like, one, like,

1138
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 2: we're in this giant medical building and he's on the

1139
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 2: fourth floor and it's all doctors above him, and they

1140
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 2: all perform surgeries and shit. And he made it very

1141
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 2: clear to me that he did didn't do surgery. So

1142
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 2: I think he's like a little insecure about his place

1143
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 2: in like the medical space. And like he went on

1144
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,760
Speaker 2: this like also long winded tangent about like the medical

1145
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 2: equipment he uses and how like in this building, like

1146
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 2: we have the best equipment like all the other doctors

1147
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 2: doctors that come to me for like medical testing. And

1148
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, whoa, this is like this was crazy,

1149
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 2: but yeah, the the fuck? Oh he literally on my computer.

1150
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 1: He literally is just the underdog. He's you got trapped

1151
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: in a room with like the Anthony Fantano of music critiques.

1152
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: It's like everyone comes to me and nobody gives a fuck. Apparently.

1153
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 2: No, that's literally like it was.

1154
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 3: It was like the Anthony Fantano of doctors.

1155
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's like, oh, I I'm no like established critic,

1156
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 1: but it's funny how everyone wants to know my score,

1157
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,720
Speaker 1: Like that's not guid inlab. I don't think Anthony Fantano

1158
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: has ever talked like that, but if I was him,

1159
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: that's how I would talk. So I'm kind of projecting

1160
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: onto that person. Yeah, and I've actually never seen a

1161
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: full video posode.

1162
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 3: I was thinking about Anthony Fantano the other day because

1163
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 3: I saw he gave an album a bad review, and

1164
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 3: I was like, this is kind of a scary job

1165
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 3: to have to honestly give music and so entire subcultures

1166
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 3: and like insane fans bad reviews and objectively give it

1167
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 3: a number and be like this is a bad thing.

1168
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that would be really scary to have

1169
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 3: that job.

1170
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, I would be much more

1171
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: inclined to talk about things I liked than the things

1172
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: I don't like, because I'd be terrified pretty consistently.

1173
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know if I agree with a lot

1174
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 3: of his takes, but I feel like he does have

1175
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 3: his own integrity, which.

1176
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: Which is cool, which is really what like I think

1177
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: a critiques job when it's something that subjective is is

1178
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: like take your information and like make sure like that's

1179
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: your opinion.

1180
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm like, at any one point, this guy

1181
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 3: probably has like half a million people that have lost

1182
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 3: their minds, that like.

1183
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 1: Want to kill And at any one point, the worst

1184
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: man you've ever liked and had a crush on was

1185
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:12,479
Speaker 1: a watch every fucking revas.

1186
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 2: Entire music personality off of Anthony Fantana's like top five albums.

1187
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: We aren't becoming more gay people are realizing they have

1188
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: been gay, and.

1189
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 2: That is a sign of a recession.

1190
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: No, that's a sign of a gay man. Is why

1191
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: are you obsessed with another man's playlist essentially.

1192
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 2: With the amount of gay people is a recession indicator?

1193
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 3: Really? Does that spike before housing crisis? Yes, guys were

1194
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 3: at an hour, So.

1195
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: Whoa, I have to cut everything I just had for

1196
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: the last.

1197
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 3: Thirty minutes for the last thirty minutes. Yes, you're saying

1198
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 3: so much funny, So no, I'm kidding. Okay, good? I

1199
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 3: hate that. No, no, no, no, don't do that. I

1200
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 3: don't like that.

1201
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I think I found my Carrie edit. I

1202
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: did this one sucks. I think this is one of

1203
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: my first audits.

1204
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 2: I mean, enough many and my big hat, Like, was

1205
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 2: that like supposed to be chic or was it supposed

1206
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 2: to be silly?

1207
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: I think it was supposed to be like sexy and

1208
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 1: silly question mark, but like, I don't really know, because

1209
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: something about the fashion world is they actually don't fucking

1210
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: play around about weird hats and like specifically like a

1211
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: top hat, like a very structured like I don't know

1212
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: why that's there's so many more hats. I don't know why.

1213
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 3: That's the It was really sad about the New Sex

1214
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 3: and the City is I personally am like I don't

1215
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 3: think that the outfits and wardrobe is great in the

1216
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: New Sex and the City, but it's so good and

1217
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 3: like so much of the original show, and I was like,

1218
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 3: it's really sad to see some of the fits that

1219
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 3: they're pulling.

1220
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: I never finished Sex in the City past season five

1221
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:01,439
Speaker 1: because I can't lie. I was like enough enough enough. Yeah,

1222
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: I was just like fucking get over it.

1223
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow.

1224
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: Which is I'm sure I missed a lot, but I've

1225
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: seen like two of the movies.

1226
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 3: The movies aren't even cannon in my opinion, but they're funny.

1227
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: They are really funny, and that's kind of all that matters,

1228
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: if you ask me. I'm trying to see if I

1229
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: have any more like cap cuts than I want to

1230
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: like show and tell, because oh wait, I posted my

1231
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: Nathan one.

1232
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 2: That's fine shit, that's literally fine shit giggling and kicking

1233
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 2: my fing literally giggling. Imagine him making you laugh like

1234
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 2: when y'all are just in.

1235
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: I don't think he could actually make me laugh that hard.

1236
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: If I'm being so honest, I think he would actually

1237
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: make me incredibly uncomfortable.

1238
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 2: Actually, I agree, I think he would scare the fuck

1239
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 2: out of me.

1240
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think that's someone I actually

1241
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: want to be around. Most of my like crushes and

1242
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: people I find attractive are people I want absolutely nothing

1243
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: to fucking do with, and I don't believe they should

1244
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: be like in my life.

1245
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 2: Then why am I here?

1246
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: Because I use you like a sex object. That's different.

1247
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't have a crush on you, that's true, My fire,

1248
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: it burns in my my clitteress.

1249
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew's going through because Drew.

1250
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: Gave me HPV and BB.

1251
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:21,959
Speaker 3: That's not cool.

1252
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 2: That's dirty, dick.

1253
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: We can't stop giving each other bb because neither of

1254
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: us wants to stop hooking up and neither of us

1255
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: wants to stay on antibiotic.

1256
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 3: They call me Kai Big Perfect Penis new Man.

1257
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta we gotta go, Yeah, we gotta go.

1258
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 2: We're losing it right right.

1259
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: My media of the week, We're not friends.

1260
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 3: That was sexy, right.

1261
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 2: No, No, we keep trying.

1262
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: Though, Okay, okay. My media of the week is Shoot

1263
01:00:54,720 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: the Mood by Judy suky And and Pale Shelter Tears

1264
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: for Fears one on one, Hauling Oats every Oh Daylight

1265
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: by Lancy.

1266
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 4: And then the Day likely gains it up off phone

1267
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 4: because in the day.

1268
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: And Baby Pink by Kamelokobeo.

1269
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 2: My media is music is My Hot Hot Sex thirty

1270
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 2: one hundred million by Soldier Boy. Music is My Hot

1271
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 2: Hot Sex is CSS Machines Dream by Nobu Katsu Takamori.

1272
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 2: And then what song was I listening super earlier that

1273
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 2: I was like, oh eventually by Tame and Paula.

1274
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 3: Oh, that is a good one. That is such a

1275
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 3: six so easy to shoot on Tam and Paula. But

1276
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 3: some of those songs are.

1277
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, it's like he's just like a victim of

1278
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 2: like oversaturation and popularity, but like he he's really good.

1279
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 3: Did you know that it's just one guy?

1280
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1281
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: I didn't know about Time and Paula until Rihanna did

1282
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: a cover of their song and then I was hanging

1283
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:10,919
Speaker 1: out his song.

1284
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 2: It's one guy, same fucking difference.

1285
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 1: I don't give a WHOA.

1286
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 2: Like AFX Twins is one person.

1287
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: That's there are two people.

1288
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 2: No, bye guys. We signed to iHeart yay, Oh right, I.

1289
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: Forgot about that. Also, if you haven't noticed, I'm sure

1290
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: you have. On our cover it has a little iHeart

1291
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 1: logo and that's because we signed to iHeart, which is

1292
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 1: insane because I grew up listening to the radio. And

1293
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: the reason I do this is because I wanted to

1294
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 1: be on Elvis Durant in the morning show. That was

1295
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: my dream. My dream was actually to take Elvis's job.

1296
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: But luckily enough, annoying people online liked me, and iHeart

1297
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: now likes me.

1298
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 2: So now expects some major changes. Everything is gonna change,

1299
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 2: like this everything gone being change. Yeahah yeah, those are

1300
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 2: going to be flipped different.

1301
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:08,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be Kai and his sister next week.

1302
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be me and myself ready for that. No,

1303
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 3: but we joke around. But there's gonna be a CAKM.

1304
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 3: We're just figuring out the what resolution I want it

1305
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 3: to be? Imax?

1306
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wants it projected on the back wall.

1307
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 1: What's it called?

1308
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 2: Projector projector mapping?

1309
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: Projector mapping kai onto like random toys.

1310
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 2: Wait, that's actually genius.

1311
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 3: But yeah, I guys about KAK. I got the emails

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01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 3: of the production team. I've been emailing them a lot.

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Speaker 3: I actually got their phone numbers, and I found their

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Speaker 3: instagrams and I d M.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't DM the women on the I Heart crew.

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Speaker 3: No, it was at three am. I don't think that

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Speaker 3: they saw it.

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Speaker 1: So what did you say?

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Speaker 3: Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just say it was for work? Why

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Speaker 1: would you like?

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Speaker 3: I want to freak them out.

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Speaker 1: I think a bad habit I've had since we signed

1324
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Speaker 1: up iHeart is I keep texting people once the work

1325
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: day is over, and only when the worked it's over.

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Speaker 1: So usually I like email everybody back around six PM

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01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: and I just blast their emails all night, so their

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01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 1: phone is all the counters like, but it's really useless

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Speaker 1: questions like oh my god or not even questions. I'm

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Speaker 1: like so excited we're with you guys now, and then

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01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: no response because like they responded the first one hundred times.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but we're super excited threading a lot of

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Speaker 2: value to our show, so we're like, I know, we're

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Speaker 2: like really, we're we're keen on showing you the future

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Speaker 2: of emergency dot com because we have some big, big plans,

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Speaker 2: big things coming. All right, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 3: By ye three