Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 1: much baggage you claim and give us time and aid,
Speaker 1: termino and gage. We want to send you off InStyle.
Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 3: We scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do
Speaker 1: you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?
Speaker 1: To ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do
Speaker 2: you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this
Speaker 2: is Karen Kilgarat you've all been your fingernails are chewed
Speaker 2: to the bone because you've been so much anticipating, so
Speaker 2: much anticipating anticipation. Is the continuation of last week's episode.
Speaker 2: We had a real cliffhanger. We'd ordered some crabby Patty
Speaker 2: hamburgers from Wednesday Wendy's, and it is Wednesday, from whence
Speaker 2: it came? From whence it came? And we're now reporting.
Speaker 2: I have to say.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say something really quick, which is that
Speaker 1: this is not an integration paid us, and no one
Speaker 1: has asked us as a face to talk about this.
Speaker 1: We were just hungry doing the podcast, and then it
Speaker 1: was happening in.
Speaker 2: All level things out by saying I don't like their
Speaker 2: business practices.
Speaker 1: How come I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just. That's the opposite of promoting, Oh
Speaker 2: got it for free?
Speaker 3: Perfect?
Speaker 2: You like him? I don't.
Speaker 1: They might be donors of things we don't support.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who knows, we don't know. Dave Thomas isn't charming
Speaker 2: our pants off anymore. He has passed, and I'm willing
Speaker 2: to lightheartedly mention that. Okay, he seemed like a nice man,
Speaker 2: though I think he was.
Speaker 1: Okay, it looked a lot like Tim Walls now that
Speaker 1: I think about it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he does, he does. Anyway, I was a
Speaker 2: little Trump car. Oh look at that. Look at that bad.
Speaker 3: Oh terrible names.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel for when you know, if the winds,
Speaker 2: that person's gonna need to paint their whole truck.
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe that business has been around forever.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget the day after Hillary lost and I
Speaker 2: did the West Side Theater. I looked up during the
Speaker 2: show and there was a full balloon holder with like
Speaker 2: a zip cord so they could rip and have a
Speaker 2: celebratory balloon drop and the balloons were still in there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that was really symbolic of how we all felt. Yep,
Speaker 2: but this time we're gonna let our balloons loose, emotionally.
Speaker 3: Loose them up.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I wasn't that into that burger. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 2: thought it was going to be like a crab cake.
Speaker 2: I was excited for the krabby patty to be at
Speaker 2: least a crab patty.
Speaker 1: You were also upset that your burger because on Lease night,
Speaker 1: each got the meals and you just got a single burger.
Speaker 1: But they didn't put your burgery in this single bag.
Speaker 1: And I could tell how deeply disappointed, borderline irritated you were.
Speaker 2: A bid, they weren't thinking things through. One of the
Speaker 2: orders of the three separate humans with different mouths was
Speaker 2: a single sandwich, just the sandwich. It's my favorite thing
Speaker 2: to say, because I'm not a big fry guy. I
Speaker 2: loved the fry guys.
Speaker 1: You were basically kind of like, why why didn't they
Speaker 1: think of me? And I'll tell you it's because it's
Speaker 1: a fast food restaurant.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. When I went into the store when
Speaker 2: we parked, eating the car like a bunch of raccoons
Speaker 2: on a tesla. I didn't really need to use the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I went in and yelled at the manager. Oh nah,
Speaker 2: I peede everywhere. I mean, I used the bathroom. It's
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just kind of it was just
Speaker 2: seemed like a normal burger was, unless it came with
Speaker 2: a toy. I don't understand what was so Spongebobby about that.
Speaker 3: I think it was the pineapple in the frosty.
Speaker 1: The burger itself had thousand island dressing, which I think
Speaker 1: is some sort of play on, like the fact that
Speaker 1: it's you know, under the sea. It's an ocean cartoon, right,
Speaker 1: and look, these days, people aren't trying as hard as
Speaker 1: they used to with the integrations. I don't think you know,
Speaker 1: we didn't get a toy. I was also disappointed by that.
Speaker 2: I mean, the child in me is disappointed, and.
Speaker 3: So is the adult, and also the toy.
Speaker 1: Like that's why I was willing to pay a lot
Speaker 1: extra because those weren't fucking cheap.
Speaker 2: That was three people getting fast food, single meal, and
Speaker 2: it was thirty five dollars. That's ridiculous. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: we talked about before. This is a continuation. It's been
Speaker 2: one week and America still has this problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one solved it. We're still mad. I got
Speaker 1: to get out of this lane. It's too loud.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the great. The grade is grading. Yeah, yes, uh,
Speaker 2: it's one. I'm not someone. Are you someone that freaks
Speaker 2: out when you hear chalkboard scratches or someone's teeth grinding, or.
Speaker 3: Well when their mind teeth?
Speaker 1: Yes, chalkboard, yes, aluminum foil on my feelings, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: Now all of these for me. It doesn't do it
Speaker 2: for me. I don't like someone smacking something we've provided
Speaker 2: on this audio podcast, but I yeah, kissing sounds in
Speaker 2: a movie, that kind of smacking. I don't like someone
Speaker 2: eating with their mouth open. But you could. You could
Speaker 2: take a piece of metal and just put it on
Speaker 2: a chalkboard and I will remain unaffected.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, because nails on a chalkboard is insanely like
Speaker 1: painful to me.
Speaker 2: That's the original. That's what started this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: It's the example people use when it's a sound they
Speaker 2: don't like.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant podcasting. It started podcasting.
Speaker 2: Yes, nails on a chalkboard was the original. Podcast.
Speaker 1: It's the theme of all podcasting is nails on a chalkboard.
Speaker 2: Yes, and we started trying to stick with that here.
Speaker 2: I said, die a trick with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're still doing it.
Speaker 2: A week later, it's see, we just are here to
Speaker 2: say nothing has changed, granted for us, it's twenty minutes later.
Speaker 2: I don't know what was your review? How what did
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 3: It was just regular? And I also realized.
Speaker 1: I don't want a frosty with my meal. I need
Speaker 1: a a I need a more liquid beverage with my
Speaker 1: meal so that I'm rinsing it down a little bit better.
Speaker 2: I've always thought that I don't need a thick beverage
Speaker 2: to opposite of washed down. If you really need to
Speaker 2: wash down your food, you're just adding to it gelatinous sludge. Yeah,
Speaker 2: or a thick viscous beverage is not good for it's
Speaker 2: just not going to provide anything.
Speaker 1: No, well, it's dessert, and that's like saying you're going
Speaker 1: to get burger and fries and then ice cream, where
Speaker 1: it's like you need a drink, you need it.
Speaker 2: It's insane. What I grew up the meal deal at
Speaker 2: Dairy Quinn, which was the closest and only two dollars
Speaker 2: deal during launch in high school was the deal was
Speaker 2: a long hot dog that extended past the bun. I
Speaker 2: don't like that exposed, waen. I want it to be
Speaker 2: hidden in the bun. Sure, and then a Sunday and
Speaker 2: then a giant soda. Oh that's what I had. And
Speaker 2: I'm still living and breathing.
Speaker 3: I mean, and you always had the Sunday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they didn't really modify.
Speaker 3: And did you get was it always a hot fledged Sunday?
Speaker 2: I don't recall which I would get. Honestly, I feel
Speaker 2: like I am a bit of a but it's surprising
Speaker 2: I didn't get this pineapple thing because I love pineapple flavor.
Speaker 3: You would get a pineapple Sunday.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay, I'm weird that way, Okay, I like
Speaker 2: the fruit flavors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not me.
Speaker 2: I'm not against chocolate or fudge.
Speaker 3: I love fudge.
Speaker 1: As a hot fudge on ice cream is like, I
Speaker 1: forget how delicious it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think there wasn't a lot of sweets in
Speaker 2: my house. And you know that I brushed my teeth
Speaker 2: after each piece of Halloween candy. Yeah, But when we
Speaker 2: had the butterscotch shell at home, the kind that gets
Speaker 2: hard on the ice cream.
Speaker 3: Yep, magic shell, but magic shell.
Speaker 2: It was butterscotch. That's a childhood memory of mine. That
Speaker 2: remained solid.
Speaker 3: And that was your favorite.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was my favorite.
Speaker 1: We never got magic shell. My parents were weird about
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I think my parents just got us
Speaker 1: desserts they liked, and so me and my sister ate
Speaker 1: a lot of like mint mullano cookies and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: We we're like, well, great, doesn't it seem like a
Speaker 3: long light?
Speaker 2: It is. I under we're in a situation where someone
Speaker 2: is asleep at the wheel and we're just patiently.
Speaker 3: Waiting, and everyone in this line is like, I'm tired.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't I don't bother to honk.
Speaker 2: No, it seems like we're all moving there we go,
Speaker 2: but we are all still tired. I feel like, do
Speaker 2: you ever like when you get off of trampoline or
Speaker 2: do some activity and you can't get it when you're
Speaker 2: walking on ground for the rest of the day. You
Speaker 2: can't get that feeling.
Speaker 3: Yes, I get that.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 3: On boats I have done oh yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Boats where when you can really feel the back and forth,
Speaker 1: whatever you call that on a boat. Yeah, oh, or
Speaker 1: one time I went is it snorkeling? One time I
Speaker 1: went snorkeling and I, you know, we must have done
Speaker 1: it for two hours or three hours, and when I
Speaker 1: came home it was like I was instill in the water.
Speaker 3: Was this the whole time? It drove me crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's probably a word for that.
Speaker 3: I think it's inner ear malfunction, inner.
Speaker 2: Ear spoonerism, call back to last week. I just I
Speaker 2: don't even know if this is in that category, because
Speaker 2: this is more along the lines of after you do
Speaker 2: your taxes, you keep the receipts and the sums keep
Speaker 2: floating in front of your head. I keep thinking about
Speaker 2: things after and I'm today skateboarding. I tried the same trick,
Speaker 2: probably without exaggeration, one hundred and fifty times I'm trained
Speaker 2: to in one day, Yes, over and over and over
Speaker 2: until I was drenched with sweat, and I never fully
Speaker 2: got it, and I can't stop thinking about it in
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 1: Now, when you think about it in your head, are
Speaker 1: you thinking about what you did or are you trying
Speaker 1: to strategize of what you will do now?
Speaker 2: I do? I think it is helpful think you are
Speaker 2: do that like you still are figuring something out, even
Speaker 2: though it's a physical thing. I've heard, and I do
Speaker 2: think I know what I was doing wrong, just with
Speaker 2: my shoulders. It's a spinny thing on a curb that
Speaker 2: is a lot like figure skating or whatever or that
Speaker 2: trick is, and I want to get it. I've wanted
Speaker 2: to do it for a long time. I got so
Speaker 2: close many times. A couple of times I did it,
Speaker 2: but it looked too sloppy, and I have to We're
Speaker 2: recording it for this video thing that I'm doing, and
Speaker 2: I can't stop imagining it. What's the name it is?
Speaker 2: The name of the trick is a backside one eighty
Speaker 2: faking nosegrind that I am over rotating into a front
Speaker 2: side nose blunt. Oh, so I'm grinding on the truck
Speaker 2: and then I two seventy rotate into a nose blunt
Speaker 2: and then have trouble popping out of the last part.
Speaker 3: It to lift your elbows, I try.
Speaker 2: I tried lowering my butt. I tried getting my face
Speaker 2: closer to the curb so I'm a little more scrunched down.
Speaker 2: I tried rotating my shoulders. Maybe I should lower my elbows.
Speaker 1: Specifically, are you wearing your high viz vest because maybe
Speaker 1: you need to take that off?
Speaker 2: It is I'm wearing a lot of protective deer. I'm
Speaker 2: actually wearing padded shorts and some elbow pads that are
Speaker 2: just like a sheath, so no one sees them for real.
Speaker 2: What a weird little stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like because this is the this is
Speaker 3: a private airport.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I used to fly out of this. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: when I was doing very well. Yes, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't stop visualizing it to where I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: do I have some sort of mental illness? Why can't
Speaker 2: I stop thinking about the same thing over and over?
Speaker 3: Well, it's a concerned oops.
Speaker 1: It's a.
Speaker 3: First of all, we're just so do what you want, right,
Speaker 3: Who cares?
Speaker 1: Secondly, it's like stuck in your craw and it will
Speaker 1: be until you do it and I will land it
Speaker 1: and feel great about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to. Look I saw the footage of
Speaker 2: what we did get and I'm like, Nope, not good enough.
Speaker 2: That looks bad. I'm going too slow, so I'll do it.
Speaker 2: But there is that What is the definition of Is
Speaker 2: it just insanity? Where you do something over and over
Speaker 2: and get the same results, but you keep trying it.
Speaker 1: No, maybe that's why the butt you keep trying it
Speaker 1: isn't part of it. It's doing the same thing over
Speaker 1: and over and getting the same results. Is the idea
Speaker 1: is that you're not changing it, but you're trying to
Speaker 1: change it.
Speaker 2: Right, You're right, okay? Yeah, and each one is a
Speaker 2: little different. Yep, even though I'm considering each of failure.
Speaker 2: I'm failing in different subtle ways each time.
Speaker 1: It's all these different kinds of wrong. Yeah, until you
Speaker 1: hit the kind of right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which means I'm not crazy not I mean no,
Speaker 2: like I'm crazy in a fun way, skateboard crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right, crazy for skateboarding.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it, and then I'll be really
Speaker 2: happy because this is I'm considering this my swan song.
Speaker 2: I have to start focusing more on being a comedian
Speaker 2: and other things like that. I've been skateboarding three or
Speaker 2: four times a week, and you know my age, it's
Speaker 2: I know it's temporary. I want to record this thing
Speaker 2: and habit and then non step in and move on,
Speaker 2: yes a little bit.
Speaker 3: Move on to other things for the time being.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, and it's yeah, it's been very it's been
Speaker 2: fun though.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see any of it. It's not
Speaker 2: my camera, so I can't watch any of it.
Speaker 3: I think that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it sounds like you watching it is what's
Speaker 1: making you think.
Speaker 3: About it so much?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but yes, it's kind.
Speaker 1: Of like reading the comments online.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: Not a great idea.
Speaker 2: Oh and if you think comments about your comedy, at
Speaker 2: least with that, I'm like, ah, they just don't get it.
Speaker 2: But if it was a comment on my skateboarding, it
Speaker 2: would hurt really bad. So I am not going to
Speaker 2: Why are we even recording? Why am I even watching
Speaker 2: this guy? I can just imagine some young, mean kid
Speaker 2: saying something like that.
Speaker 1: But also, don't forget that oftentimes it's bought farms, Right,
Speaker 1: there's people, there's government agencies trying to keep you down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3: It is true because if we if skateboarders put where will.
Speaker 2: We be, certainly in a society with less nuisance. There
Speaker 2: is a shirt that says skateboarding is a crime and
Speaker 2: it's loud and hurts my ears. Can you please do
Speaker 2: it somewhere else? And it's all on a shirt getting
Speaker 2: like each line is progress, some really smaller. That's funny,
Speaker 2: and yeah, because I think I should ordered it.
Speaker 3: Is it made by skateboarders?
Speaker 2: It is, yes, I think or they are skateboard in
Speaker 2: the world of skateboarding. It's this company out of Austin.
Speaker 2: They made my Cool York shirt and my Larry David shirt.
Speaker 2: But they also have a lot of nods to skateboarding.
Speaker 2: And I don't know who they are, but I like them.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan, so I'm promoting them in lieu of Wendy's.
Speaker 1: Is now that we don't have Wendy's to promote, you've
Speaker 1: got to think of something.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got ah, what do I have. I'll be
Speaker 2: I'll be in Milwaukee in the in the start of
Speaker 2: the year and then boise. He also, I don't know
Speaker 2: the details.
Speaker 3: Just turned it into a real one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was kind of boring. Huh.
Speaker 3: I mean fine, it's factual.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we'll go on tour again, but for now,
Speaker 2: I'm having a midlife crisis. Skateboard video part being filmed.
Speaker 2: Huh hmmm. Well, look there's a notary. Haven't you been
Speaker 2: wanting to get a notary?
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, I need my pages documented.
Speaker 2: If we went and rang the bell of that notary
Speaker 2: or used the back door as clearly posted, I bet
Speaker 2: it's just a dusty skeleton sitting.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm a stamped.
Speaker 2: No offense if you're a notary. But I just don't.
Speaker 2: I guess with car titles you still need them in.
Speaker 3: This day and age.
Speaker 1: You better be a mobile notary because that's really what
Speaker 1: people need. You think people are going to drive down
Speaker 1: here to your back entrance only office.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Friend, it's a great idea. I've seen mobile shoe cobblers.
Speaker 2: You gotta get in your vehicle and stan.
Speaker 1: Laundry pickup. I had a laundry service that came when
Speaker 1: my washing machine broke. Came and picked my dirty laundry up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, washed it and brought it back. It was the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's crazy that someone would go all the way
Speaker 2: to that office because that's where they keep their stamp
Speaker 2: on a desk.
Speaker 1: I mean the stamp is hand sized.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put it in your pocket and come over to
Speaker 2: my house and walk it over. I do believe my
Speaker 2: mother was a notary, just a side hustle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make good money as a notary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom had a lot of side hustles, but
Speaker 2: didn't go just dipped her toe in it. Like we
Speaker 2: had a room full of Mary Kay cosmetics. I don't
Speaker 2: remember it ever changing. The inventory was always the same.
Speaker 1: That's because Mary Kay was You had to have a
Speaker 1: bunch of people who had never been exposed to it before, right,
Speaker 1: And that's hard when something's been around since the dawn
Speaker 1: of man.
Speaker 2: Yeah it And I know my mom had dreams of
Speaker 2: that pink cattle at Yeah, but it never happened. I'm sorry, Mom.
Speaker 3: Hey, look, that's not the way all dreams come true.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I hope she learned her lesson.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I think early on she's like, I don't
Speaker 2: like doing this. Well, I guess I have a room
Speaker 2: of SPF.
Speaker 1: Did ever tell you about the We went to a
Speaker 1: Jaffra party and Jaffra was like what is Jaffra was
Speaker 1: the hippie version of Mary Kay where everything was kind
Speaker 1: of made of like almond oyle and there was no
Speaker 1: dies or perfumes or whatever. And we got the full
Speaker 1: the full pitch from my Aunt Jean's friend and we
Speaker 1: were all sitting around my aunt Jean's dining room table
Speaker 1: and at one point she actually said if you're using
Speaker 1: a bunch of different products on your face every day,
Speaker 1: you're waging war on your skin.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, from a commercial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like it's probably nine and I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, this is serious. We better get a bunch
Speaker 1: of this jaff Er stuff. And my mom bought a
Speaker 1: bunch of it. And I don't think anyone's life life
Speaker 1: changed for the better in any way as opposed to
Speaker 1: me and my Korean skincare that immediately I saw results.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I ordered more. By the way, do
Speaker 2: I tell you that?
Speaker 1: What did you get?
Speaker 2: I got the toner, which one the kind you gave me,
Speaker 2: but in a bigger bottle.
Speaker 1: What do you remember? Was it the yellow snail musinksr X?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: I got the toner, I got the musin. I got
Speaker 2: the face wash again great? Uh? And then I ordered,
Speaker 2: with our discount more of the one skin.
Speaker 3: Yes, fucking one skin is the real deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I mean, that's an investment. You know. I
Speaker 2: knew as I ordered that you'd be proud of me.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I've waited. It's been two weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah you really you really held that back?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I'm very glad. I got it off my chest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, must feel good.
Speaker 2: I spread it all over my chest.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a waste.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I got it off my chest.
Speaker 1: Then the under I cream that I use just as like,
Speaker 1: I added it in as a step of my like
Speaker 1: eleven step routine before I go to bed, and I
Speaker 1: started slapping that on just because I'm like, this stuff
Speaker 1: actually works. I should consistently put it on. And I
Speaker 1: can completely see a difference. Yeah, so crazy.
Speaker 2: And the jar that you get it is h Yeah.
Speaker 2: I could tell it's gonna last a while because I
Speaker 2: hardly put any under there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you don't have to.
Speaker 2: No, it'd be wasteful if you do.
Speaker 1: This week our Wendy's is one skin Yeah, free integration.
Speaker 2: And the other weird thing do you topper wear parties?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing? Is that just people our age
Speaker 2: and nobody younger than they remembers.
Speaker 1: They've started them up again recently, I think in the
Speaker 1: last ten years, but for a long time, Tupperware parties
Speaker 1: were very much like seventies, maybe a little bit into
Speaker 1: the eighties.
Speaker 3: As far as I can remember.
Speaker 2: So it's like the only way you can get Tupperware
Speaker 2: brand storage containers for your food.
Speaker 1: It was the only way for a while. And then
Speaker 1: I think they were like, this is crazy. We could
Speaker 1: actually be making money.
Speaker 2: And what makes it a party? People get drunk. You
Speaker 2: get them drunk and then they buy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I don't know about the if that
Speaker 1: part's necessary, but it's like a bunch of ladies. This
Speaker 1: is back when all women did was get married and
Speaker 1: then have kids and keep house, and so it was
Speaker 1: kind of this thing of like, well here's a better
Speaker 1: way to keep house. Ladies come over and that kind
Speaker 1: of like madmen shit. So yeah, it was just like
Speaker 1: this is our time to talk about saving leftovers.
Speaker 2: The other Yeah, and my mom had a full time.
Speaker 2: She just added that to the mix. It's like after work,
Speaker 2: I got people coming over, They're maybe going to buy
Speaker 2: the tupperware.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's not we'll sneaks some mary kay in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that was how she got rid of
Speaker 2: the mary kay. I think I used most of it.
Speaker 2: And then also, and a lot of people don't know this.
Speaker 2: When I bring it up, they think I'm making it up.
Speaker 2: My mom was in a sorority with Greek letters that
Speaker 2: was affiliated with whatever elfa Beta Kappa something Kappa cappuccino.
Speaker 2: That used to be a joke. That's the most that's
Speaker 2: the sorority that drinks slid coffee. It wasn't a good joke.
Speaker 1: That was your joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've retired it. Yeah, it was a Kappa cappuccino.
Speaker 2: Was I thought it was a joke. It was year one. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: it was year one. I did a lot of puns. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it was not college affiliated. It was just a
Speaker 2: group where my mom and her friends in the sorority
Speaker 2: would do arts and crafts and make things, quilt, make
Speaker 2: Lynn's kitchen. A sign that was dough that you'd bake,
Speaker 2: and it was on a plaque like, yeah it was,
Speaker 2: but it was a sorority.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: And so my whole life, I'm like, my mom is
Speaker 2: in college. No one ever explained it.
Speaker 3: To me, And you didn't ask her directly.
Speaker 2: No, No, I keep everyone's education. I feel like that
Speaker 2: it's rude to ask are you in college? Mother?
Speaker 3: Are you mother?
Speaker 1: But the idea would have been that she was in
Speaker 1: a sorority at college, or that she just is in
Speaker 1: a crafting club. That they're using those.
Speaker 3: Latin words to write na.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of such a thing, a non college
Speaker 2: affiliated sorority for grown ups.
Speaker 1: I have not.
Speaker 2: That's yes, that's what this was. And it had the
Speaker 2: same Greek letters as one for kids at the school.
Speaker 3: And was this what city? Did this take place in?
Speaker 2: Missoula, Montana?
Speaker 3: Is there a chance that.
Speaker 2: This was regional?
Speaker 3: Yes, like a thing that maybe people in the midweston.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it's I don't That's why I ask. I
Speaker 2: want the I want it solved. It could probably be
Speaker 2: told to me on Wikipedia.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the real name?
Speaker 2: No? No, very much, not because I feel like vague memories.
Speaker 2: I was a child, but a child, yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like it probably somebody was being like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's get together to do crafts because we're all doing
Speaker 1: them separately from home. And then is that a little
Speaker 1: kid dressed?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't someone's idea. It was legitimately part of
Speaker 2: this Greek system.
Speaker 3: But not But how do you know that that?
Speaker 2: I just do know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just in your bones?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, or from my memory. I did ask a
Speaker 2: little bit about it, and it was part of them.
Speaker 3: You're saying your mother pledged to a crafting club.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if you had to pledge there
Speaker 2: wasn't like a rush week. She was paddled, but it
Speaker 2: was unrelated.
Speaker 3: And how drunk did she get? Over time?
Speaker 2: She was naughty that the drinking was only for tupperware.
Speaker 2: We went over at waist and everyone got for the tupperware.
Speaker 3: This is too confusing.
Speaker 2: It is confusing, isn't it. I'm on the fence as
Speaker 2: to whether or not I should have brought it.
Speaker 1: Up, but I'm not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. There are sororities that are a not
Speaker 2: for kids in correct and two never I'm right about that,
Speaker 2: and two unaffiliated with a college.
Speaker 1: But I put but how could they be affiliated with
Speaker 1: the gases?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, I think it's like some crafty ladies being
Speaker 1: sarcastic and they're like, we're going to get together, We're
Speaker 1: going to have our own sorty and then they name
Speaker 1: themselves up.
Speaker 2: No, because there was there was things that were sent.
Speaker 2: They had, they had shirts and stuff. It came from Jostin's,
Speaker 2: the same company that does class rings, oh yeats and
Speaker 2: class of eighty seven mirrors.
Speaker 1: Do you think that you have to be a college
Speaker 1: to order from Johnson's because I don't think you do.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: You say, take your money?
Speaker 2: I mean that would mean that my mom and all
Speaker 2: these friends decided to be batshit.
Speaker 3: Insane or just funny and sarcastic.
Speaker 2: No, my mom would be funny and sarcastic. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I have to ask, you know, who will know your sister,
Speaker 2: either my sister or Alison who's mother was in it. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll ask Alison. Get Alison on the phone, Alison, Chris
Speaker 2: Fairbanks calling, This is a real call. Who you don't
Speaker 2: remember me? Goodbye, Alison, goodbye. That was a fun skit.
Speaker 3: And improv a that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: But it and yes, and you know what.
Speaker 1: The other day, Bridger Weineger and I you might know
Speaker 1: him from the podcast, I said, no gifts.
Speaker 2: I might love him from real life.
Speaker 3: Both of those are possible.
Speaker 1: He and I went to a show at the Dynasty
Speaker 1: Typewriter at four o'clock in the afternoon. And I will
Speaker 1: tell you what. It was perfect for me. It was
Speaker 1: like not too early and it was not at night.
Speaker 1: And we saw this nice show that was like a
Speaker 1: trivia show, funny, great, the guys that do improvise Shakespeare.
Speaker 1: And then we were out and I was home eating
Speaker 1: dinner and going to bed by Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's I was really on the fence. Last week I
Speaker 2: did a show at five point thirty at the Lyric,
Speaker 2: and then I had won at five excuse me at Flappers,
Speaker 2: and I was not I'm like, I've always thought comedy
Speaker 2: can't happen unless that's is down. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 2: exactly that I got at all the way. The audience
Speaker 2: was great, it was fun, and I was in bed
Speaker 2: in a normal hour. I did some things after that. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: I it's my mind is blown actually that I understand
Speaker 2: audiences wanting to do a five o'clock show, but I,
Speaker 2: as a comic, I thought I wouldn't enjoy it.
Speaker 3: And why not?
Speaker 2: It was great audience, like exactly, that's the only thing
Speaker 2: that should be the basis well.
Speaker 1: Because it's going to absolutely determine your experience.
Speaker 3: It was so fun also, but like when did that start?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is that a COVID post COVID time?
Speaker 2: It must be, I thought we all know that. I
Speaker 2: think in the past, I was scarred by the nights
Speaker 2: that a comedy club does three shows on a Saturday,
Speaker 2: So there'd be like a six and then an eight
Speaker 2: and then a ten, and it was just too many
Speaker 2: shows and I'd blame it on the early one, but
Speaker 2: that's going to be the best one. It's the late
Speaker 2: shows where everyone's drunk and heckling and want to see
Speaker 2: you if you can make the material about them because
Speaker 2: of TikTok?
Speaker 1: Yeah, are they doing that? Are you noticing that these days?
Speaker 2: Yes, people are getting verbal real yeah. Yeah, but they're
Speaker 2: also people are more savvy and watch more stand up.
Speaker 2: In general, it's been great, but there is a behavioral
Speaker 2: thing that I blame on all the crowd work happening and.
Speaker 1: Does the club do anything.
Speaker 2: No, No, the days of violently kicking out drunk people
Speaker 2: are over.
Speaker 3: They just let them stay. I mean that is weird.
Speaker 1: That's like that does go along with us singing singing
Speaker 1: at concerts where I'm just like, you have got it.
Speaker 3: Must drive those singers fucking singing.
Speaker 1: Oh just like they're up there because they're the best
Speaker 1: in class. They made it above the fray. They're now
Speaker 1: on a tour and here comes the fray fucking being
Speaker 1: like me too, I get to do it, and it
Speaker 1: just like so you're just all gonna okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I kind of like when I've seen footage of
Speaker 2: someone at a concert asking people to please not clap
Speaker 2: or sing because as a person who goes to shows,
Speaker 2: I don't like it when the person next to me
Speaker 2: is singing, right, But I prefer the artists say hey,
Speaker 2: could you not do that? I can't hear myself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but they usually won't because then people's feelings get hurt.
Speaker 3: Well who cares.
Speaker 1: Also, they're drunk, so they're just gonna do whatever they want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like one thing where it's like, hey, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have this sing along here, we'll sing along on
Speaker 1: this song and this song and other than that, zip
Speaker 1: your fucking lip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I suppose I like it when everyone collectively has
Speaker 2: been given permission and it sounds beautif yes that has happened. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like wow, this room.
Speaker 3: But not every song is good.
Speaker 2: But yeah, don't go do solo, you just you alone.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sing along.
Speaker 1: To all these There was a girl on TikTok who
Speaker 1: came up on my feed and she just goes, hey,
Speaker 1: I didn't pay all this money to listen to you sing.
Speaker 3: You can shut up.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh my god, that's such
Speaker 1: a perfect way to say it, because it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: those people are the kind of people who are like
Speaker 1: I get to do what I want whatever, where it's
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, this is a lot of money
Speaker 1: people are paying to watch, specifically watch this performer. You're
Speaker 1: not in it. Yeah, you're not a consideration today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sit back.
Speaker 2: It has happened lately, though. I think it is on
Speaker 2: the rise with music too. I've had people singing right
Speaker 2: in my ear.
Speaker 1: I mean also, I think but the people where it's
Speaker 1: like when they came up on TikTok and people like
Speaker 1: it is that people feel very almost like responsible for
Speaker 1: the success of this person.
Speaker 3: They're just like, well, now we're all.
Speaker 1: Here to celebrate that you're here, which is like okay,
Speaker 1: except for it is a show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are even I I went to see this
Speaker 2: group called Roar that I didn't know anything about. I
Speaker 2: just loved the song and I did hear it on
Speaker 2: Instagram or something. But I thought they'd been around for
Speaker 2: a while, and it was just they already had a career,
Speaker 2: they were already touring. And I went to this show
Speaker 2: and it was everyone singing along and during that song,
Speaker 2: people all pulled out their cameras and I looked around
Speaker 2: and realized I was at some weird all ages I
Speaker 2: got tricked in yousell for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah you were basically there was some eleventh graders.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I it was very and you could tell
Speaker 2: even the guy on stage was kind of annoyed. Wow,
Speaker 2: but he's like, well, it's the reason people showed up,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna smile through this.
Speaker 1: I also feel like this is a real I'm fifty
Speaker 1: four years old conversation because they can do whatever they want.
Speaker 3: I'm not there. What am I talking about?
Speaker 1: I'm not there and I don't plan to be there,
Speaker 1: so enjoy Yeah, both that kind of like it's weird
Speaker 1: to me, especially on those like sensitive, sad, quiet songs.
Speaker 3: Oh just like, come on.
Speaker 2: If someone's like belting out, if you went to see
Speaker 2: cold Play or something, and they're trying their artists so
Speaker 2: obnoxious and it's not, it doesn't make it any less annoying.
Speaker 2: If they actually are a good singer, more annoying, it's
Speaker 2: almost more.
Speaker 1: Well, because then that's what they're doing it for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then we have a whole other problem.
Speaker 2: I used to there was a window of time there
Speaker 2: where I went to a lot of karaoke and I
Speaker 2: kind of enjoyed it, And then I went to where
Speaker 2: all the people that want to be famous to do
Speaker 2: karaoke at Barney's Beanery because our friend used to be
Speaker 2: the kJ as they call them, and it was more
Speaker 2: annoying than watching just someone that's doesn't usually perform be
Speaker 2: uncomfortable and their voice cracks. I almost enjoy that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2: This was like I want to be on an American
Speaker 2: idol and this is the song I do probably at
Speaker 2: four different locations tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, also because and I think this is like one
Speaker 1: of the things that people don't realize is there is
Speaker 1: a corn level to that type of performing that is
Speaker 1: not appealing. It's not authentic, and it isn't enjoyable because
Speaker 1: it's a person up there kind of being like I'm
Speaker 1: doing it and I got it, and like it's very
Speaker 1: almost like you work at the State Fair, as opposed
Speaker 1: to somebody who, like I wrote this, this is means
Speaker 1: a lot to me. It's very personal and now I'm
Speaker 1: going to perform it with for you, which is very difficult,
Speaker 1: and so like that, it's like this isn't Broadway, and
Speaker 1: this isn't you know, this.
Speaker 3: Isn't like a musical review, are you in?
Speaker 1: It's like does a person who independent musicians are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it took a lot to get to this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, it's weird to me then that everyone enjoyed
Speaker 2: American Idol because to me it was karaoke. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: a lot of the singers were great, But I'm I
Speaker 2: for some reason, I have this hang up, and I
Speaker 2: think it's because of my years on the karaoke circuit.
Speaker 1: I think for me it's jealousy, for sure, but also
Speaker 1: I really wish more people were just cool and they're not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cool.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's just not cool.
Speaker 2: I don't like the song you're choosing to do.
Speaker 3: And I don't like the way you're choosing to do it.
Speaker 2: There is a documentary that was at south By south
Speaker 2: West one year when I lived in Austin called Karaoke Fever,
Speaker 2: and it was very interesting. They obviously chose the most
Speaker 2: interesting and strange people to be in it because it
Speaker 2: was very entertaining how they all took it extremely seriously
Speaker 2: and thought that singing this person's song that they sounded like,
Speaker 2: I sound so much like Elvis, this is going to
Speaker 2: be a career. And I guess they were thinking Vegas
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it worked for the guy who became
Speaker 1: the lead singer of Journey or right that. I think
Speaker 1: it was a Filipino man who a young young man
Speaker 1: and he could sing like Steve Perry, like exactly, because
Speaker 1: I know Filipino people are incredible fucking singers and culturally
Speaker 1: a culture people who love karaoke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best karaoke nights at like a restaurant
Speaker 2: where late at night you go and if it's a
Speaker 2: Filipino restaurant, it's going to be great. That's your favorite park.
Speaker 3: There's my park.
Speaker 2: It's no frills, it's just a square of grass safely
Speaker 2: by a fire station. That's why you like it.
Speaker 3: Make parks great again.
Speaker 2: That's what the witch will say.
Speaker 1: That's what Oh my, we'd already pitched that. Though I
Speaker 1: pitched that.
Speaker 3: You said, no, it's okay.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. If I heard it a couple times, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it would starts working.
Speaker 1: You had to marinate it, yes, yes, a little.
Speaker 2: Bit, yes, but yeah, I think that there's also a version.
Speaker 2: There was a band I've seen twice called I think
Speaker 2: King Diamond that does the old diamond covers and they
Speaker 2: it's a bunch of people. It's a giant band. And
Speaker 2: it is so good. Oh yeah, because it's the energy
Speaker 2: and everything and it's like a celebration of and I
Speaker 2: fully enjoyed that.
Speaker 1: Also, that's an interesting point to make because I maybe
Speaker 1: I said, instead of just an individual karaoke singer, you
Speaker 1: need the full experience, like not just this one person
Speaker 1: going like aren't I great? Almost like honor choir style,
Speaker 1: but instead like, because we there's a Van Halen cover
Speaker 1: band that I've seen that was like incredible. There's Hell's Bells,
Speaker 1: which the is the all girl ac DC cover band.
Speaker 3: Which was fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: You know, like things like that, we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's more of a fully fleshed out experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's funny. I think we've changed our own
Speaker 2: minds on this.
Speaker 3: We talked it through.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, my krabby Patty has settled in
Speaker 1: a little bit, right.
Speaker 2: It was still at the top of my stomach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Now it's gone down a little bit. And I realized
Speaker 2: I just don't like Simon Cowell. Yeah, it wasn't the people.
Speaker 1: Can we talk for one second and look, Simon. I
Speaker 1: like Simon Cowell. I think he's of all those types
Speaker 1: of people where it's like, I'm professionally a judge on
Speaker 1: a reality show. He really like he was the original
Speaker 1: that everybody else is kind of trying to be a
Speaker 1: version of.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe some weird flip will happen, like with Judge Duty,
Speaker 2: where his meanness will all of a sudden, I realize
Speaker 2: coming from a terrific place because I love her now
Speaker 2: and I used to just think she's mean. But with him,
Speaker 2: I'm like, where do you come off? What have you done? Where?
Speaker 2: Where are you from? Who is he a record executive?
Speaker 3: I think he does have a background that justifies that.
Speaker 2: See everyone just assumes it. I really need to see
Speaker 2: his resume. Okay, well then look at on I will.
Speaker 2: Do you think his resume is on resumes.
Speaker 1: Dot comsume he is on LinkedIn?
Speaker 2: I'm going to go to his LinkedIn good idea. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe he's an amazing singer, But first.
Speaker 1: Of all, I like the fact that that's real. He
Speaker 1: represents show business. So if you're going to get up
Speaker 1: there and you're going to try to sing and do
Speaker 1: all that, there's going to be someone that's there to
Speaker 1: be like, here's why I don't like you, A B C,
Speaker 1: D E FG. And that's real that's not he's not
Speaker 1: being mean for his own purposes. He's trying to get
Speaker 1: these amateur people to get used to how hard real
Speaker 1: show business is, because that is how hard it is.
Speaker 1: People don't like your shit and they tell you to
Speaker 1: your fucking face and that's the biz.
Speaker 3: So like he was a great representation of that.
Speaker 1: But then when people like there was a I'm sure
Speaker 1: I told the story on this podcast before, but there
Speaker 1: was a TV show called World Idol where it collected
Speaker 1: up all of the different countries American idols, you know, right,
Speaker 1: Danish Idol, whatever, and they all had to compete against
Speaker 1: each other, and our original, first and only American Idol,
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson was there. And then they had like twenty
Speaker 1: international judges and this one like she sang and this
Speaker 1: one judge that was judging her was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you sing this way, and like he was
Speaker 1: a real.
Speaker 3: Fucking asshole to her.
Speaker 1: And Simon Kell comes in and is like, this is saying,
Speaker 1: who are you.
Speaker 3: I've never I don't know who you are, and did
Speaker 3: this thing.
Speaker 1: He's Simon Cowell, the judge, and he was like, Kelly Clarkson,
Speaker 1: one American Idol, do you know what that took. Do
Speaker 1: you know how many people she had to beat? Do
Speaker 1: you know the kind of pop star she is now?
Speaker 1: That doesn't just happen. And he basically, just like in
Speaker 1: Kelly's defense and on her behind, dreamed this man in
Speaker 1: a way that was like it made me cry. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, well yeah, because it's true. Anyone can
Speaker 1: criticize somebody. Anyone can say that's not for my taste.
Speaker 1: But it's like, but who are you? Who are what's
Speaker 1: your taste matter? Why would it matter?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: And for Simon Cowell, he's like, well, my taste matters
Speaker 1: because whatever I think.
Speaker 3: He's got the credentials.
Speaker 2: I guess LinkedIn, but not going there, not the other guy.
Speaker 2: The it doesn't matter as much to me. With the
Speaker 2: handsome Hollywood Joe or whatever on the British Banking Show.
Speaker 3: I like, yeah, he's great.
Speaker 2: I like to call him British Hollywood Joe. Okay, he's
Speaker 2: three names. Yeah, he just says things and people want
Speaker 2: as approval. But he is kind. I like that kind of.
Speaker 3: Judgment and he has a sense of humor.
Speaker 2: Yes for sure, and it's enjoyable. I don't even like
Speaker 2: bread and I watched the ship out of a bread
Speaker 2: specific episode.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's wrap.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's wrap it up like a bread. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: was trying to I can't cornucopia like.
Speaker 1: A cornucopia of braided rd.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you they did that. The lad watched that episode.
Speaker 2: They do have to do a braided cornucopia and then
Speaker 2: within it have three different bread like that. It's spilling
Speaker 2: out of it and they were beautiful and I got
Speaker 2: very invested in the whole show because of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's and it's near Thanksgiving, so that's the reason I
Speaker 2: brought it up. Good, good idea. You know that movie
Speaker 2: The Fog, Yes, that's what's happening on your little monitor.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, we're about to get surrounded by demons.
Speaker 3: They're like, careful, well this isn't good.
Speaker 2: Well before we get dragged off to hell, you're better
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