Speaker 1: Yo yo yo, yo, yo yo yo. It would be
Speaker 1: cool if you wear those headphones all the time, if
Speaker 1: you like.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to wear them because I feel
Speaker 2: like it sucks up mine. Oh your aura, it's gonna
Speaker 2: make me look ugly.
Speaker 3: Oh I was gonna say, that's feel insane.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? What what were you going to say?
Speaker 3: Because if he's he's ugly without the headphones? Yes or no?
Speaker 2: Guys, getting back to this is wed in eighty nine?
Speaker 2: Is that right.
Speaker 3: My way?
Speaker 1: Bro? Like that's we thought. It's been a minute since
Speaker 1: we've popped Kai in here, so we were like, let's
Speaker 1: do it episode with Kai guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just looking good.
Speaker 1: So we're clip form No, like, is been sexy as fuck.
Speaker 1: He's in his office Siren era. He wore that shirt
Speaker 1: for the first time to the Greer pop up show
Speaker 1: at Heaven and I complimented him and I don't think
Speaker 1: he's taking it off.
Speaker 2: Since genuinely, I mean, Josiah also said something nice and
Speaker 2: then I was like, this is the one. This is
Speaker 2: gonna be the thing that I wear for this months.
Speaker 1: It looks good, it looks really good. It's super cute.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, Drew text me he said, we're gonna
Speaker 2: pop you in here for the next episode, and usually
Speaker 2: when he texted me that, I think something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: In my I was like, Okay, I'll be over in
Speaker 2: like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: I can't lie.
Speaker 4: I forgot you were going to be on camera when
Speaker 4: I first came in the room, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, we came in the room. You came in here.
Speaker 4: Oh, Like, that's the first thing I actually do when
Speaker 4: I enter a home is I go into all the rooms.
Speaker 3: But I don't actually do it.
Speaker 4: I manifest like the ideologies that come with that physical manifestation.
Speaker 1: You just yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, I realized I don't know how to sound sincere
Speaker 4: because it's just so hard, mainly because when I say
Speaker 4: something nice, I'm like, it sounds like I'm joking. Like
Speaker 4: I feel like it just sounds like I'm joking. It
Speaker 4: sounds like it's not coming out real at all. Like
Speaker 4: every time I compliment one of y'all, I feel like
Speaker 4: I have to follow it up with a mean joke because.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I feel like I can only compliment Drew
Speaker 2: because if I compliment you, that's like sexual harassment. I
Speaker 2: genuinely like every single time, I'm like, oh, absolutely nice
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't bite your tongue, say the nice thing.
Speaker 1: People need to hear nice things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it also doesn't help that our whole friend
Speaker 4: group like no one can say anything nice without somebody
Speaker 4: saying like something sarcastic back, like we all are just
Speaker 4: like no.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been learning to take a compliment recently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yeah, give me the compliment and I'll
Speaker 1: take it.
Speaker 3: But then sometimes I feel bad about taking it.
Speaker 4: Give me the compliment saying like oh thank you, or
Speaker 4: like I okay.
Speaker 2: That was like actual sexual.
Speaker 3: Tension, very disgusting.
Speaker 2: We had. The thing is, we had sex once and
Speaker 2: it was so weird.
Speaker 1: It was so weird, like you could definitely feel it
Speaker 1: in the episodes like forty it was forty eight through
Speaker 1: fifty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, oh yeah, if you guys go watch those,
Speaker 2: you'll see I'm pretty quiet, yeah, training those episodes because
Speaker 2: Dream made a big mushrooming hummus for.
Speaker 4: It's like disgusting, Like when you guys, that is like
Speaker 4: crazy you're talking about, like that is y'all are harassing me,
Speaker 4: Like I literally am.
Speaker 1: Like you we're harassing then, right.
Speaker 2: Right, just just for posterity. I've never had sex with Drew.
Speaker 2: We joke around a lot about it, and also he
Speaker 2: made me sign something where I have to say that
Speaker 2: it's all jokes exactly for the one, the one weird
Speaker 2: time exactly.
Speaker 3: I kind of think if y'all had sex, though, Like.
Speaker 1: I think it would change things for the better. Like
Speaker 1: I really, I really do think it would. Just like
Speaker 1: I think if me and you made love, and yeah.
Speaker 3: It made love back the fuck up, because I would
Speaker 3: not make love with you.
Speaker 2: Why is it sex with me but making love with him?
Speaker 4: Well, it's like you're just look at you, look at me,
Speaker 4: and then think about who I am, and then think
Speaker 4: about you are.
Speaker 3: Like this isn't making love.
Speaker 1: We need we need to move on. We need to
Speaker 1: fucking move on. Kay's episode, let's get.
Speaker 4: Into it, like, well, actually not we it's y'all's fault.
Speaker 4: Y'all had a four minute tangent about wanting to hook up.
Speaker 1: You're twenty six, No, I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 2: You're twenty seven. Yeah, that's that's the age that I
Speaker 2: was when I met you, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the age my brother died at I got
Speaker 1: food poisoning at Coachella. Oh, Kai shit himself like crazy.
Speaker 2: I had. Okay, So I had these spring rolls because
Speaker 2: they were like, it's really hard to get food at Coachella.
Speaker 2: It's like waiting a long ass.
Speaker 3: Was there fucking fish in the spring rolls?
Speaker 2: There was some stinky chicken in the spring rolls.
Speaker 4: Well, I was actually about to back him the fuck
Speaker 4: out of you if I just found out that you
Speaker 4: got raw fish at Coachella.
Speaker 1: When it was all so last year and it's one
Speaker 1: hundred and.
Speaker 4: Five degrees and I know, I know there's like food
Speaker 4: safety yead yad like still can't.
Speaker 2: Well apparently not because I had four. Okay, So the
Speaker 2: first I had two spring rolls, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I feel I feel good. I feel light and like fresh,
Speaker 2: like I feel like I can go like see more shows.
Speaker 1: You are light, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And then so the second day and yeah, like I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I didn't really get stuffed yesterday. I
Speaker 2: want to feel filled. I want my belly to be hard.
Speaker 2: So I got like four of the spring rolls, and
Speaker 2: then after I think it was like two hours later.
Speaker 2: It was like near kind of the end of the day.
Speaker 2: I like walked off and I was like, no, something's
Speaker 2: deeply wrong. And then I destroyed the toilet at Harrison's
Speaker 2: and then he was like, oh, we're going to go
Speaker 2: to this like it was like an after party after
Speaker 2: the festival, and I think.
Speaker 4: They were like, like, there's like I don't think you
Speaker 4: understand for me personally, there's so many layers to this
Speaker 4: that are absolutely like disturbing. And also it's probably because
Speaker 4: I'm high, so like I'm just like I'm really really
Speaker 4: thinking about the episode episode. We're all high, because in
Speaker 4: my dreams, I would have decorated the set with like, yeah.
Speaker 1: You were talking about I was talking a lot of game.
Speaker 4: But then I woke up and I was like, bro,
Speaker 4: here i go buying a bunch of shit that I'm
Speaker 4: going to hang up and then just be like all
Speaker 4: right and like throwing a bag and like keep it
Speaker 4: in the closet.
Speaker 3: And then by next year I'll be like these suck
Speaker 3: I kind of suck it.
Speaker 2: We should be on a breakaway bomb that you could
Speaker 2: have broken over my head been.
Speaker 1: A good idea, wow, or we could just get a real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just so expensive. Well, basically, the summary is
Speaker 2: that I had a big Hummus release at an after
Speaker 2: party that Justin Bieber was at so like thirty feet
Speaker 2: away from me while I was creating a very hot,
Speaker 2: stinky mudpie and the toilet. Justin Bieber was very close
Speaker 2: enough any more. And people were like really hammered at
Speaker 2: the party, yanking the door.
Speaker 1: Stop were you so embarrassing? Like or were you so
Speaker 1: embarrassed like making steak? And then Justin Bieber walks in
Speaker 1: after you, like did you ever have I.
Speaker 2: Was flushing like the ship wouldn't even hit the water.
Speaker 2: I was just I had the flesh.
Speaker 4: Is literally that is so crazy. That is literally a nightmare.
Speaker 2: I know. I was walking to the party because we
Speaker 2: were walking over and I was like, I feel this
Speaker 2: searing pain in my abdominal and I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: literally going to this.
Speaker 1: Party to ship And had you been drinking?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't drink.
Speaker 1: I was sober at Coachella.
Speaker 2: I was more sober than Drew m hm, more sober
Speaker 2: than me.
Speaker 1: I was like fucking tweaking at Coachella. I was having
Speaker 1: a blast. And actually it was so funny. We were
Speaker 1: walking in and uh, someone that listens to the podcast
Speaker 1: like was walking with us and we were just like
Speaker 1: talking and we took a picture and then they were like,
Speaker 1: do you want to shot? Like one of the friends
Speaker 1: in their group was like, do you want to shot? Like,
Speaker 1: let's take a shot, and I was like, literally, yes,
Speaker 1: let's take a shot. And then the girl that knew
Speaker 1: me was like, I thought you didn't drink, Drew. I
Speaker 1: thought you didn't drink, and I was like, girl, it's Coachella,
Speaker 1: Like drink. I gotta drink at Coachella. I have to
Speaker 1: drink at Coachella. So I was blackout drunk for three
Speaker 1: days at Coachella. Not blackout, not blackout, not blackout, but
Speaker 1: like I probably each day had like three drinks.
Speaker 4: You were it is not I guess for you at
Speaker 4: this point, I guess on an empty stomach. For me,
Speaker 4: three to four drinks, I am like completely wasted, like
Speaker 4: at this point, especially because I take prozac.
Speaker 3: I've like tried to dabble back.
Speaker 4: And drinking, but I'm like, oh, they're not playing like
Speaker 4: a drink in and I'm like I should not be
Speaker 4: anywhere here.
Speaker 1: Literally no. Yeah, I was tickling Kay all Coachella.
Speaker 2: It was yeah, but his mood would switch from like
Speaker 2: you've forked, are really dark and then he would start
Speaker 2: screaming at me, like at main stage during Lady Gaga. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was like, I'm I fucking killing.
Speaker 3: You're gonna cut this part out right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I was really angry at Kai because he was dancing
Speaker 1: with other shirts this game. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he like gets really territorial when he drinks.
Speaker 1: I was shirtless all Coachella, too, were you?
Speaker 3: Actually?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I hate my body? Oh true, anybody,
Speaker 1: no one's complimented my haircut. By the way, no one
Speaker 1: in the comments has complimented it. None of y'all have
Speaker 1: so many times. Okay, but no, Like, where's the compliments?
Speaker 2: Your hair is great? You look really handsome right now?
Speaker 3: I complimented you this second I saw you.
Speaker 4: Don't play these weird psychopath games with me, bitch, Like,
Speaker 4: I've already.
Speaker 1: Where's the compliments? I need to see?
Speaker 2: You're a very sexually fascinating person to me.
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing, that's that's a good compliment.
Speaker 4: But while y'all were having a blast at Coachella, I
Speaker 4: I guess you didn't have a blast.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I had a good time, but I'm placed in that toilet. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had an explosive experience inside of a port at Coachella. No, well,
Speaker 2: it was like one of like the trailer, it wasn't
Speaker 2: as bad as it.
Speaker 4: Was, Like, I'm not gonna lie. Those kind of pissed
Speaker 4: me off because the flushing mechanism is like really like
Speaker 4: such a.
Speaker 3: So that experience.
Speaker 1: It's just so trapped.
Speaker 4: Also, because it's not a border party, it's like a
Speaker 4: few people could be standing and lingering in there.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. But I don't know what the boys won
Speaker 3: was the most.
Speaker 1: It's the same.
Speaker 3: I'd be in the boy's.
Speaker 1: Bathroom like i'd be in the boys bath.
Speaker 3: Did you leave after that or did you linger?
Speaker 2: I went to that party. I spent most of the
Speaker 2: time in the bathroom, and then I left because I
Speaker 2: was like because I was literally just like I have to.
Speaker 3: Do god water.
Speaker 1: What was your favorite moment about it? We were kind
Speaker 1: of talking about.
Speaker 2: It, but I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Your favorite set?
Speaker 2: Wait, sis, I'm trying to remember mine.
Speaker 1: Mine.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know what it is, actually you say yours.
Speaker 2: When Bernie Sanders came.
Speaker 1: Out, Literally it was so gag worthy.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, like, you see so many famous
Speaker 2: people at this festival, but that is the only time
Speaker 2: that I was starstruck. Yeah, I genuinely. I was like
Speaker 2: out of body experience.
Speaker 4: Literally, well, because it's such a wild card was the
Speaker 4: most random because you're used to seeing special guests be
Speaker 4: like artists, and you're hoping like people go in with
Speaker 4: guess they're hoping for because of the songs that person
Speaker 4: has with other people.
Speaker 1: But like I went from Charli XCX to like I
Speaker 1: was like raging at Charlie XCX and then like floated
Speaker 1: across because I was like, oh, I need water and
Speaker 1: Claro's right there and we were like as we were walking,
Speaker 1: like Bernie Sanders was just on the screen and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, they're playing a video. And then I
Speaker 1: like turned the corner a little bit and then saw
Speaker 1: him and I was like, oh, my craz Oh he's fine.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders is fine shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all are disgusting, Like he's old.
Speaker 4: That is crazy to see him though in person, like
Speaker 4: because he's that old. That's how I felt when I
Speaker 4: saw like a John Waters in person, because I'm like, damn,
Speaker 4: you're at that age where like seeing you genuinely feels
Speaker 4: like yeah, I also like the place me seeing John Waters.
Speaker 3: I saw him at a vintage fair.
Speaker 4: That makes more sense, like y'all seeing Bernie Sanders at
Speaker 4: Coachella is like.
Speaker 1: Du know, it was crazy. He started singing sexy to someone,
Speaker 1: but no one posted it. No one was posting.
Speaker 2: Because everyone was so gag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was gag. Yeah he was white asking
Speaker 1: me that I'm just asking, but yeah, he was like
Speaker 1: shaking and throwing ass like it was crazy. He popped
Speaker 1: out with a new BBL like I was literally.
Speaker 2: Body or crazy.
Speaker 1: His body was photo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I always I guess.
Speaker 4: The only shots I saw was like when he was
Speaker 4: talking and like it was a video of the screen
Speaker 4: so and it was his upper body, so I didn't
Speaker 4: see all that he had going on, like out.
Speaker 2: Of respect, the cameraman only showed from the waist up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but all of us saw it. It was really it
Speaker 1: was really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was kind of like an hourglass silhouette.
Speaker 1: But no, that was that was sweet. I did like
Speaker 1: seeing Bernie Sanders at Coachella. That was like a movie.
Speaker 2: Oh were you at the camp.
Speaker 3: And you guys saw a fucking lady GurGur.
Speaker 1: Yeah, goga, I said that was That was my favorite.
Speaker 2: And there were no gay people there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a single gay person was there. The thing
Speaker 1: with Gaga is like we know this. I love her
Speaker 1: to death, and I would I'm not even kidding. She's
Speaker 1: like one of the very few people on this planet
Speaker 1: that I would take a bullet for. Like I'm being
Speaker 1: dead serious, but she makes me laugh so hard unintentionally,
Speaker 1: like like her dancing with those skeletons was like literally
Speaker 1: the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, Like
Speaker 1: what is she doing? Like, but I feel that like
Speaker 1: love her, love her.
Speaker 3: It's because I feel like we're too.
Speaker 1: Like irony poison.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it's too irony poisoned. So you can see
Speaker 4: something and immediately see the comedy in it, and then
Speaker 4: it's still because like if you look at a lot
Speaker 4: of the shit we like, so much of the shit
Speaker 4: I like makes me.
Speaker 3: Crack up because it's so theatrical. But that's why I
Speaker 3: love it, because I'm like, it's so like people are
Speaker 3: seriously giving a fuck.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm you know what, I used to
Speaker 4: hate the Hamilton hose, but like now I get it
Speaker 4: because I'm like, yeah, there's something incredible about just.
Speaker 3: Like letting loosen, being like yeah and he can be serious.
Speaker 2: Daddy needs to get more water. I just have to
Speaker 2: get more water. So if or daddy has to get
Speaker 2: more water.
Speaker 1: So if if we could pause, daddy, Daddy, can you
Speaker 1: get more water?
Speaker 3: No, that's actually just no. I don't like I genuinely
Speaker 3: don't fuck with that.
Speaker 4: And you calling yourself like we haven't been Like no,
Speaker 4: you're not getting away with that.
Speaker 1: That's like gross, Daddy, can you get me water first?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 2: Okay, let me get baby some water?
Speaker 1: Okay. I asked chat GPT before this to come up
Speaker 1: with questions tailored specifically to Kay Newman of emergency in
Speaker 1: or com Oh A nice choice. Kay Newman's got a
Speaker 1: mix of chaotic humor and surprising depth. So here's a
Speaker 1: list of podcast questions tailored to his emergency in her calm, energy, funny, weird, introspective,
Speaker 1: and very Kai, you talk a lot about Enya being perceived.
Speaker 1: What's something you wish people saw on you more?
Speaker 3: Do you talk about that?
Speaker 2: Like what? I don't know? Does it know who I am? Actually?
Speaker 2: Or did you like? No? It gave it context.
Speaker 1: I gave it a little context.
Speaker 2: What do I wish people knew about me more? I
Speaker 2: have a body count of in the single digits. I
Speaker 2: am obsessed with helping women. I feel like I never
Speaker 2: talked about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't get Oh by the.
Speaker 2: Way, congratulations Katy Perry going to space. Yeah for not
Speaker 2: only that, but basically getting rid of sexism.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true. Also Perry, Katy Perry is obviously
Speaker 1: in Kia Asylum. She flew to space trying to escape
Speaker 1: Kia Asylum, but it just sent her into the basement.
Speaker 4: Katy Perry is obviously a battery and they needed to
Speaker 4: charge her by.
Speaker 3: Getting her out of this atmosphere.
Speaker 4: It only took ten minutes because she's like, think of
Speaker 4: it her like a USB C.
Speaker 1: Did y'all did y'all see the video of Oprah like
Speaker 1: literally having a full blown fucking panic attack, like freaking
Speaker 1: the fuck out over her friend, like going to space
Speaker 1: because she thought like she was about to watch her
Speaker 1: friend like explode into a million pieces. Gail Ky, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but like the whole thing is fucking batshit.
Speaker 4: Can y'all go back to just being happy to see
Speaker 4: people wave off in boats like that not grand enough Titanic?
Speaker 2: Like I love all the comments that are like we
Speaker 2: just want healthcare?
Speaker 3: No, literally, like what what?
Speaker 4: It's so insane? And then there's also for Easter. We
Speaker 4: all know the egg situation that's been happening. They are
Speaker 4: still using thirty thousand real eggs to throw around in
Speaker 4: grass and I'm like.
Speaker 3: This shit, wait, who is really the White House?
Speaker 1: You know how they fucking like to give them thousand.
Speaker 3: Thirty every year.
Speaker 4: It's like, uh, I think they purchased and then some
Speaker 4: are donated from farmers.
Speaker 3: But obviously, like bitch, like like people need like like
Speaker 3: we like had a huge gig.
Speaker 4: Scarcity, like we can't just give you guys the fucking
Speaker 4: eggs to play with, and they were like, yeah, we're
Speaker 4: still using eggs. And then they also sent Katie Perry.
Speaker 4: What's crazy is like, bitch, you almost got through you
Speaker 4: you you literally like you almost got through. You gave
Speaker 4: an album that people were like whatever, but like people
Speaker 4: were still like, well, like why did you go to space?
Speaker 2: Well she went to space to fix sexism and everything basically.
Speaker 3: I mean true, and like, look, I will say.
Speaker 2: Seriousness, it is really nice to see on every single
Speaker 2: one of those videos, like bro, we just want healthcare
Speaker 2: because I'm like I feel like that awareness wasn't really
Speaker 2: there like thirty years ago. It is nice.
Speaker 3: I don't know that they were sending fucking Frank Sinatra
Speaker 3: to space so that his album could do better on
Speaker 3: Board top one hundred.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I want to know.
Speaker 3: I don't really think that was the vibe, Like.
Speaker 1: I want to know. I want to know, like what
Speaker 1: her team like thought would come out of Katy Perry
Speaker 1: going to space. They were like, this is a good idea,
Speaker 1: like you're going to space, Like, I don't know, I.
Speaker 3: Just want to space.
Speaker 1: Beyonce, You're gonna be the first pop started space.
Speaker 4: Like That's how they were like all thinking about it.
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, yeah, sure, sure Beyonce top Like Beyonce
Speaker 4: is Beyonce.
Speaker 1: And she will your space space Katy Perry space girl.
Speaker 3: Now doesn't she have a e T bitch?
Speaker 1: Doesn't she have a song? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yes, Like, oh my god, dude, I think they really
Speaker 4: thought that was gonna go so much differently.
Speaker 1: Has has an emergency in her come changed how you see.
Speaker 2: Yourself absolutely has. I feel Okay, I feel like a
Speaker 2: side effect of like being an Internet content creator, I've
Speaker 2: always I think I've talked to you about this, but
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a level of like pseudo schizophrenia
Speaker 2: that it gives you because you're basically it's it's basically
Speaker 2: impossible to not ingest what people's perspectives are of you,
Speaker 2: and they can only see.
Speaker 1: It's not perspective, it's actually perspective. Sorry, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to correct you.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was a good point, and thank you, well,
Speaker 2: I honestly thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay, what was your perspective?
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say, like, seeing how other people
Speaker 2: perceive you can obviously have an effect on how you are,
Speaker 2: and there's the level of compartmentalizing that you should do,
Speaker 2: and it's healthy to do, but it's it is impossible
Speaker 2: to not I feel like, Okay, for example, there will
Speaker 2: be these comments that are like, oh, Kai's laugh is
Speaker 2: very eager today, like he definitely is seeking you know
Speaker 2: when you'll get those comments that are sometimes like psychoanalyzing
Speaker 2: you and I into it and I'll be like, get
Speaker 2: I guess it was I don't know, like maybe.
Speaker 1: It's Kai's laugh was eager today? Is the funniest thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. But like that would really shift like
Speaker 1: a lot of things in my brain, Like that would
Speaker 1: change me. Yeah, I think fundamentally that single comment.
Speaker 3: Okay, he got the comment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sometimes like comments like psychoanalyzing ones. Definitely I'll view
Speaker 2: those and be like, Okay, it's very hard to not
Speaker 2: separate like who the idea of this person is through
Speaker 2: the show, and like who I actually am exactly, which
Speaker 2: does have an effect. But also I'm like, I think
Speaker 2: I am pretty good at separating it and being like, well,
Speaker 2: that's not that's just a slice of my life, it's
Speaker 2: not my whole.
Speaker 1: Everybody sound off in the comments and psychoanalyte Kai He's
Speaker 1: going to read all of them. Please don't do that.
Speaker 2: Please don't do that. I'll kill myself.
Speaker 1: What's the weirdest hill you'll die on?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: Drew and Inya hates.
Speaker 2: These are like Cosmo questions, Yeah, what do we hate?
Speaker 2: Probably that I'm a feminist and that my body count
Speaker 2: is in the single digits.
Speaker 4: That's not that something everyone that's actually super common, Like
Speaker 4: I think like a lot of people are like chilling digits.
Speaker 1: Like if you could invent a new kind of therapy
Speaker 1: that only works for you, what it would it involve?
Speaker 2: You know, I did the ketamine therapy.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm have you tried e M D R.
Speaker 2: No? I did TMS.
Speaker 1: I want to try em DR badly.
Speaker 3: Wait, how do they get boys to try PMS.
Speaker 1: No, I said, you know, the electronic system that he
Speaker 1: put on me.
Speaker 2: But that's fine that you say that, because I did
Speaker 2: enter the clinical trials so that I could experience a
Speaker 2: female period for.
Speaker 1: Just for better knowledge of like just to understand.
Speaker 2: And basically after we did the period simulator, I was like,
Speaker 2: I need to learn.
Speaker 1: More about this, need to know more TMS.
Speaker 2: You said, oh, yeah, so the therapy. I did the
Speaker 2: kedemy therapy and I've always thought about this. It helped
Speaker 2: me at that point in my life. I don't do
Speaker 2: it anymore. But I was like, oh, what about like
Speaker 2: coke therapy where basically you just like do.
Speaker 1: Coke alone and molly therapy.
Speaker 2: Molly therapy would be good.
Speaker 1: Coke therapy, heroine heroin therapy.
Speaker 2: I think it would be really nice to just relax
Speaker 2: for people that have trouble relaxing that helps people sleeping,
Speaker 2: put them to sleep exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to get better because I thought you were feeling better.
Speaker 1: Well, No, he was doing popper therapy to feel better.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, and you.
Speaker 1: Would wake up and do poppers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was obsessed to say the least.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, let's ask one more of these weird, creepy questions.
Speaker 1: What's a memory from your childhood that feels like a
Speaker 1: fever dream?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's like jarring.
Speaker 2: I have one, Actually, what is it? When I was
Speaker 2: in high school, I did like a work to live
Speaker 2: thing in Costa Rican, like a farm basically, and we
Speaker 2: made enough money to travel for the last like four days. Wait,
Speaker 2: how old were you? I guess childhood, But I guess
Speaker 2: I was like sixteen. But I feel like like I'm
Speaker 2: still kind of a baby, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm I'm still a boy, and your baby,
Speaker 2: I'm still growing.
Speaker 4: If you were Katie Perry in the spaceship looking down
Speaker 4: like HI is nothing but a baby in this great
Speaker 4: exactly low.
Speaker 2: So, the last like three days of the trip, we
Speaker 2: went to this hostel and there were these college kids
Speaker 2: there and they were like, do you want to get
Speaker 2: really drunk with us and play card games? And it
Speaker 2: was the first time I ever got drunk, and I
Speaker 2: got really fucking faded, and we all went skinny dipping,
Speaker 2: like me, and all these college students went skinny dipping,
Speaker 2: that's so, And there were there was bioluminescent algae in
Speaker 2: the water, and I remember being super fit, and it
Speaker 2: was like the first time I got drunk, too, which
Speaker 2: is like basically just pure euphoria. I feel like ever
Speaker 2: since the first time I drank, I'm like every drinking
Speaker 2: just like yeah, which I am now realizing is exactly
Speaker 2: what adics say. I'm not I'm not an alcoholic. But basically,
Speaker 2: we were in the water and I was like everyone
Speaker 2: was like swimming around and like laughing and being young.
Speaker 2: And I looked up and it was like a full
Speaker 2: moon too, and it was just it was incredible.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a literally like the most magical moment
Speaker 1: you can ever experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really magical. And I remember in that
Speaker 2: moment being like, I'm going to cherish this memory.
Speaker 1: And in that moment, you were infinite? Is that why
Speaker 1: you have the infinity tattooed tramp stamp.
Speaker 3: Supposed to talk about it's a bit wild, but like
Speaker 3: I actually.
Speaker 2: Like it was only supposed to Patreon content.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry what?
Speaker 3: No, you show that thing everywhere? You show to everyone
Speaker 3: you meet?
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then sometimes his butt crack accidentally leaks out
Speaker 4: and we have to like tap him and be like yo, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes my big perfect butt crack falls out when
Speaker 2: I'm showing people my touch.
Speaker 1: Wait, you need to tell them about your diet right now,
Speaker 1: by the way. I mean you don't have to, but.
Speaker 2: Like I is like, that's really interesting.
Speaker 1: It's like the he is eating Like it's called a
Speaker 1: purge diet, right.
Speaker 2: No, it's what you eat. If you're in the purge,
Speaker 2: you basically just eat batteries. Yeah. I was gonna say, oh,
Speaker 2: so I've been having a really life threatening anaphylactic shock
Speaker 2: allergic reactions to something over the past two years where
Speaker 2: basically I would randomly break onto hives and I would
Speaker 2: have to go to the hospital and.
Speaker 1: They just can't pinpoint what.
Speaker 2: They don't know what's causing it. So I've done all
Speaker 2: these tests over the years.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And the final thing they have you do is called
Speaker 2: an elimination diet.
Speaker 1: Where you elimination.
Speaker 2: They basically yeah, they basically they're basically just pitching you
Speaker 2: and eating disorder.
Speaker 1: Basically.
Speaker 4: Sabrina had something similar to this, and they gave her
Speaker 4: a crazy list and I think she tried to find
Speaker 4: She was like, this is honestly.
Speaker 2: This is the diet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the function diet that's what you don't
Speaker 1: mean by that? Right?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but he had that before. He's always had that,
Speaker 3: so it's like not it's like an easy pitch.
Speaker 1: No he doesn't.
Speaker 2: My penus freaking works.
Speaker 1: He doesn't.
Speaker 2: Basically, I only eat chicken, rice, olive oil, apples, broccoli, cauliflower,
Speaker 2: and blueberries. But I'm adding back in eggs this week. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's amazing, I guess sound but like that's a really
Speaker 2: balanced diet that like is that crazy?
Speaker 3: But it's.
Speaker 4: You can't have like anything, fum can you have tomatoes?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Why to acid?
Speaker 2: D Like seriously, I think it's like there's histamines and tomatoes.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But basically I've almost died multiple times
Speaker 2: and you guys have almost lost me. And I'm doing
Speaker 2: this for the podcast, not even for myself. Thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: I think the tone of voice I have is invisible.
Speaker 2: What what did you say? I didn't Did you hear
Speaker 2: something in.
Speaker 1: You see exactly?
Speaker 3: No, don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: Every time I'm out and i'm talking, true, every time
Speaker 1: i'm talking in a group of people, I literally get
Speaker 1: violently ignored And I don't know if it's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You have a really good tone. I think I feel
Speaker 2: like when I'll be editing the podcast sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 2: you have like an audiobook voice.
Speaker 1: Sto, what about me?
Speaker 2: Your voice is good too.
Speaker 3: I actually think I have.
Speaker 4: A really fucking irritating voice, like I think, and it
Speaker 4: only the more I smoke, the worse it gets.
Speaker 2: Like your voice is good too. I just don't didn't
Speaker 2: want to sexually harass you in the workplace.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet of you, Kay.
Speaker 2: I need to get over that.
Speaker 4: Though this is hard you Andrew, that baby is speaking
Speaker 4: to you say good morning.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry not to react. You're afterage up all the table.
Speaker 4: Like that's literally I feel when someone's ignoring my friend
Speaker 4: in a conversation, like, and I guess I'm somebody who
Speaker 4: runs over people, but I think I am good at
Speaker 4: looping back and asking what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Someone was saying and you immediately just getting on ig.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just like once TikTok is open, it's like
Speaker 4: my monkey brain gets activated.
Speaker 1: Kai, what's your love language of service?
Speaker 2: The type of head where you have to wipe your
Speaker 2: ass after? I actually don't know, to be honest, I
Speaker 2: think and I was like, I think, I guess that's true.
Speaker 1: You're literally putting wife in. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, love language can be like what you are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, love language is like the way you give it
Speaker 4: to people and like when people ask it. It's kind
Speaker 4: of like I feel like people ask it in relationships
Speaker 4: and friendships so that there's not a miscommunication of whether
Speaker 4: a person cares about you, because some people aren't like vocal,
Speaker 4: Like I don't know if you're No, you're kind of
Speaker 4: a vocal person too. You're like kind of a words
Speaker 4: of like affirmation, ass mother.
Speaker 2: I think it's more active service recently. I don't think
Speaker 2: it was always like that. I think I used to
Speaker 2: express my love for my partners or my friends by
Speaker 2: buying them like Lamborghinis, and it doesn't matter. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I do think.
Speaker 1: How you look like David Doe Brick, don't say that
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 3: That's pushing it. You made it sad, You made it sad.
Speaker 2: What the fucking Oh? Yeah, I think it that's of service.
Speaker 2: I think it is, Yeah, because I think as I
Speaker 2: get older, I'm like that is more real and it
Speaker 2: feels more intimate and like not in like a sexual
Speaker 2: way obviously, but it does feel like you're investing your
Speaker 2: time in something, which is the scarcest resource.
Speaker 4: Well, it's because it's like putting in the work, like
Speaker 4: it's recently, I feel like I've tried to get better
Speaker 4: at not being so overly apologetic because that can put
Speaker 4: it onto the person and then you're basically asking for
Speaker 4: somebody to console you for how apologetic and bad you feel.
Speaker 3: And to me, I'm like.
Speaker 4: A real apology is showing up either next time or
Speaker 4: showing up in an acting term this way to just
Speaker 4: be like I wasn't there to do my best, but
Speaker 4: like you know, I'm like here and like every other
Speaker 4: way exactly.
Speaker 1: I think that's mine too. I love like doing that.
Speaker 1: I love like hearing like little one off comments that
Speaker 1: people make and then like like planting it in my
Speaker 1: brain and then like later like they're like getting them
Speaker 1: something that's like relating to that or doing something for
Speaker 1: them that's related to that.
Speaker 2: That's like I need to get better at gift giving.
Speaker 2: That's like I'm really bad. I remember for your birthday
Speaker 2: this year, I was like here, I got you a
Speaker 2: vape and then I like just hit it the whole time.
Speaker 1: While we were working on So I got you avape.
Speaker 2: I know I left it. I fortunately left it. I
Speaker 2: left and I was like, that was a bad gift.
Speaker 1: No, I loved it. I literally I love any gift.
Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, I don't think it like matters. Sometimes
Speaker 4: I like shit like that. I'm like, it's you Kilitarrian.
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, I like getting him.
Speaker 1: So it's literally just the even the idea of someone
Speaker 1: like thinking about me and any capacity just like is
Speaker 1: very sweet to me, even if it is just a
Speaker 1: clear vape.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what mine are mine my like
Speaker 4: love languages are being fucking loco.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: While I'm while I'm on camera, I just thought i'd
Speaker 2: pitch you guys some segment ideas for the show. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: let me check my notes. Just videos of me working
Speaker 2: out and eating because you just cut to that.
Speaker 1: Oh like like feeder content getting eating a lot, so
Speaker 1: that like milkshakes being poured on.
Speaker 2: You, milkshakes into my mouth and it can.
Speaker 1: You know, it's fucking crazy, is you and I I
Speaker 1: don't know why we do that. Actually I do because
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. But me and Kai just send each other
Speaker 1: like feeder content and like I had like a very
Speaker 1: curated like the most curated, like I g account ever,
Speaker 1: so I would scroll through and it was just completely
Speaker 1: it was just like all like people creating the art
Speaker 1: I want to see and like it. It was just beautiful.
Speaker 3: And then for like I want to see is like
Speaker 3: amazing because.
Speaker 1: It really is. No, it's like people like creating art
Speaker 1: like literally painting and shit and like that this is
Speaker 1: what I want.
Speaker 4: To see, Like AI can't replace like the passion that
Speaker 4: drives behind that.
Speaker 1: No, literally, and Kai and I back and forth just
Speaker 1: send sent each other like five Eater videos, and my
Speaker 1: feed from then till now is literally just all weird
Speaker 1: kink shit, like literally like inflating King.
Speaker 2: I mean that one week where we were going crazy
Speaker 2: and then I know, my Explore page was like pretty normal,
Speaker 2: and then after that it was just all videos of
Speaker 2: guys like pulling up their shirts and would like expand out,
Speaker 2: and then the fucking photo of Mark Zuckerberg like on
Speaker 2: his knees.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, that is insane. But also I don't
Speaker 3: know if I guess my Discovery feed, especially.
Speaker 4: On my fenceta, is not any better. I was showing
Speaker 4: you like the kind of shit it's like pretty fucking
Speaker 4: insane because it's just I have to look I don't
Speaker 4: think i'd be able to find this girl's account. But
Speaker 4: this girl's account was cracking me up because her name
Speaker 4: was like wild Soul or something like, her username was
Speaker 4: wild Soul Style and her.
Speaker 3: Bio was wild Artists. Ye would post was like art
Speaker 3: these like she had crazy body. Body is t but
Speaker 3: all she would post is her in those leggings with
Speaker 3: the ridge in the middle of the butt cheeks so
Speaker 3: it makes her a bigger and she had like a
Speaker 3: very nice butt, and it's just her walking shaking her
Speaker 3: ass like you're working on like a workout pall.
Speaker 1: I like her.
Speaker 4: It's literally amazing. Some people just love it, like your
Speaker 4: other segment.
Speaker 2: Oh, the other segment was I just talk about all
Speaker 2: the fund up shit that's happened to me at this job,
Speaker 2: Like what job my job as the producer of emergency
Speaker 2: in or com Okay, basically I could talk about stuff like, oh,
Speaker 2: whenever I go to the bathroom, Drew makes me pee
Speaker 2: into the water so that he can hear it or
Speaker 2: into ziploc bags.
Speaker 1: The p into the water isn't weird. I just want
Speaker 1: to hear your stream.
Speaker 3: Where else would you pee on.
Speaker 2: The side of the bolt to be polite? And be demure.
Speaker 1: It is like the on the side of the bowl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the bags, I will say, is weird, but I just
Speaker 1: use them as moisturizer later.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's like an acid peel.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, wow, perfect elimination.
Speaker 4: pH that is fucking disgusting. He doesn't make you do
Speaker 4: that because I never see bags.
Speaker 2: Of pa anywhere because he fucking snatches them immediately.
Speaker 1: I make him do that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that could be like a behind the scenes
Speaker 2: like a day in the life as a producer. Could
Speaker 2: be videos of me peeing in the bags. Oh, I
Speaker 2: wanted to show you guys something for any since she
Speaker 2: wasn't at Coachella.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's fierce. We really just do ship.
Speaker 3: I love her so fucking much.
Speaker 1: Like that's awesome.
Speaker 2: So I need to see Josiah and.
Speaker 3: I love that, Like I love that. That makes me happy, Like, yes,
Speaker 3: performance is back.
Speaker 2: When I saw that, I thought of you. I was like,
Speaker 2: I wish I wish he witness that.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: I think I would have cried because I tell you
Speaker 4: about when I cried when I saw Doja Cat like
Speaker 4: live at Heaven, like at the Heaven concert.
Speaker 3: Something about it just like made me cry. Because I
Speaker 3: just couldn't believe she was like, oh, of course.
Speaker 1: I did that at Coachella. I literally cried at the
Speaker 1: La Philharmonic, just looking around at the people all smiling
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, so happy.
Speaker 2: Did you go to the La phil Yeah of course yeah.
Speaker 2: People at my house were like, who the fuck is
Speaker 2: watching that? Just imagine you standing there on really speak because.
Speaker 4: When we saw Spiritualized when we went to Coachella, that
Speaker 4: was my favorite part, and I feel like that would have.
Speaker 3: Been like the closest to that.
Speaker 1: I literally have that written down as like one of
Speaker 1: my favorite moments with the Philharmonic.
Speaker 4: It was beautiful, Like you're literally dressed up like a
Speaker 4: little fucking nerd and you're not even about the nerds.
Speaker 2: Lie, I look professorial.
Speaker 1: No, Kai is not a nerd. He's an office siren.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an office siren. People all agree whenever I
Speaker 2: supposed to put everyone's like unanimously.
Speaker 1: Like yes, I know, right, And that's what they're saying.
Speaker 2: That's what people are talking about when they say office iron.
Speaker 4: That's the only part of me that's sad that I
Speaker 4: missed Gaga is because I've already seen her live.
Speaker 3: But like the theatrics of it all, I would have cried.
Speaker 1: I would have been so happy.
Speaker 2: It would have made me laugh, like awesome.
Speaker 3: The laughing comes from a love surge.
Speaker 1: Wait, Kai, did she invite you or I think it
Speaker 1: might have been me, but Gaga invited me into a
Speaker 1: trailer afterwards and we like hung out. Yeah, you definitely weren't.
Speaker 2: In it was I didn't know that this happened.
Speaker 1: It was just me and Gaga and she was just
Speaker 1: like we were like hanging out for a little bit,
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, like I know your dad,
Speaker 1: Like your dad's a really big fan of mine, Like
Speaker 1: he's he's like a big fan. I know him. And
Speaker 1: then he was like, oh my god, it's you from
Speaker 1: the English teachers and their gay students picture. Like that's
Speaker 1: really funny, Like, oh yeah, you were at the Joker
Speaker 1: Too screening that I spoke. Oh wow, she like remembered
Speaker 1: me and everything, and she was like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: want to like get on my helicopter back to LA,
Speaker 1: Like we're just like dipping immediately and we're just going
Speaker 1: to go hang out. Yeah. And I went back to
Speaker 1: LA and did a bunch of blow with Goga and
Speaker 1: then I came back in her helicopter. She sent her
Speaker 1: helicopter back.
Speaker 2: This is actually reminded me of another segment. Lies that
Speaker 2: are told on the podcast and then I like revealed
Speaker 2: them just just a thought.
Speaker 3: We don't lie.
Speaker 1: I've literally never lied once in my life.
Speaker 3: We joke around and we get silly, but we don't lie.
Speaker 1: That's and that's actually really problematic for you to say
Speaker 1: that I lied about Now.
Speaker 2: With God, how was that problematic?
Speaker 3: What have we lied about?
Speaker 2: Like so much stuff? What he just said? You think
Speaker 2: he went and did coke with Lady Gaga.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew's never lied to me.
Speaker 1: And I had sex with Kanye and Drake.
Speaker 2: Yeah that I believe.
Speaker 1: Define that's actually real. No, that actually literally did have
Speaker 1: it like that it did happen, and I framed it
Speaker 1: as a bit, but that like literally did it.
Speaker 4: No, you shouldn't like you shouldn't even be saying that
Speaker 4: kind of stuff. Yeah, I can't even lie.
Speaker 3: I want those fuck ass bangs though. I want the bang.
Speaker 2: I just see it like the Josiah version of this
Speaker 2: thirty that.
Speaker 1: Is, sayam me picture it literally is? What else?
Speaker 4: The hands post is also like, yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Else do you want to talk about? I see a
Speaker 1: no smoking sign on your phone.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just thought this was cool.
Speaker 1: Please say no. I thought it was like a zen joke.
Speaker 1: But like Zaye Mallick, No, I just liked the did
Speaker 1: y'all also cut for Justin Bieber when that was going down,
Speaker 1: I was, I sliced my fucking wrists up, I was.
Speaker 2: No. I cut for Chicken Jockey, Jake and Jocky.
Speaker 1: Is that from the Minecraft movies?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: I can't still saying that kind of shit Jake and Jockey.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't for Chicken Jockey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say maybe another segment where
Speaker 2: whenever you guys go on your phones during the episode,
Speaker 2: I throw tomatoes.
Speaker 1: At you, boot tomato and you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you guys could retaliate and be like
Speaker 2: fuck you and then spank me over the.
Speaker 1: Wait do you want to hit me? You've never got
Speaker 1: to hit me.
Speaker 2: I've hit you?
Speaker 1: Well, no, like right now on camera? You hit me
Speaker 1: behind closed doors?
Speaker 2: Wait? Yeah, I mean I would love that. Yeah, car,
Speaker 2: that was really nice. Oh my god, No, I spilled
Speaker 2: my water when I was hitting you.
Speaker 1: Oh so now you need to get more or what
Speaker 1: now you need a little little spank?
Speaker 4: Okay, well I have to admit something. I think some
Speaker 4: stinks smell really good. And for one when I was
Speaker 4: I thought I thought fish food actually smelled really fucking good,
Speaker 4: and I would eat it as a kid.
Speaker 2: You ate fish food, that's it does smell kind of good.
Speaker 4: I swear it does good, and I like, I never
Speaker 4: ate it in like surplud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's like to me, it's like six, Well,
Speaker 3: there was.
Speaker 4: This one specific fish food I'm thinking of, and it
Speaker 4: was these flaky ones that like the rainbowes maybe yeah.
Speaker 1: The rainbow flakes. I cannot support or get behind this argument,
Speaker 1: like for the first time.
Speaker 4: In argument, it's my truth, Like wow, why even make
Speaker 4: it like that? Like I just thought, like I could
Speaker 4: be vulnerable and tell.
Speaker 2: You guys at brain.
Speaker 4: Or like gasoline, drink gasoline. I want to drink fabulous,
Speaker 4: So like I want to chew on dishwasher pods if
Speaker 4: I'm being.
Speaker 1: Honest, Like, oh my god, I would like to challenge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that when you almost got fanned.
Speaker 1: From you, I literally like didn't make money for like
Speaker 1: five years on YouTube because I'm made Nike will Chicken
Speaker 1: and I lit it on fire, which is crazy that
Speaker 1: niq will is that flammable. By the way is it fun? Fact,
Speaker 1: if you want to burn a house down, just like
Speaker 1: poor ni Quill and lighting the fire, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know it's like really flammable. Yeah, so butthole gay
Speaker 1: poopy fart butt And if your butthole is gay, you
Speaker 1: like do a popper with a poop in your butt
Speaker 1: and then you can like crap out the poop.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you ate dog food.
Speaker 2: Though, right?
Speaker 4: Or no?
Speaker 1: I ate bacon strips?
Speaker 4: Okay, see that's crazy like that versus just dry dogs.
Speaker 1: And the greenies, the like waxy greenies that they had
Speaker 1: a good bite to him.
Speaker 2: Do you guys have any more incredible questions to ask
Speaker 2: Daddy before or me before?
Speaker 1: If you were encrypted? What would your name and habitat
Speaker 1: be if I was encrypted?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, if you were encrypted?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: Like a creature? A creature like thenocktus monsters the like
Speaker 1: dundas make us all three laugh so hard, like the
Speaker 1: word dwinde, like the idea of them, like the president
Speaker 1: of Mexico, like getting on live television talking about that's.
Speaker 2: When I first met you guys. Compilation. Yeah, those videos
Speaker 2: are so.
Speaker 1: Fucking they're the best videos ever. Yeah, I would be
Speaker 1: how do you handle feeling disconnected, either from yourself or others.
Speaker 2: My god, this is like, honestly, the answer to that
Speaker 2: is like, uh, And I'm not joking when I say this.
Speaker 2: My friend who used to be like an addict, she now,
Speaker 2: I guess something that they say in in AA meetings
Speaker 2: is the opposite of a uh fuck. The opposite of
Speaker 2: addiction is connection. And I don't know. She's always like
Speaker 2: been like, oh, that's like one of the tenets of
Speaker 2: this thing, and I don't. I do think that everyone
Speaker 2: feels disconnected. You don't have to be like an adict
Speaker 2: feel disconnected. Most people are addicts to like something, not
Speaker 2: like in a way that's going to send you to
Speaker 2: the hospital. But everyone has creates their own mechanisms to
Speaker 2: deal with stress whatever.
Speaker 1: And I always thought you're so smart and sexy, you intege,
Speaker 1: you really are.
Speaker 2: I always thought that that was uh corny. Honestly, I
Speaker 2: was like, that sounds just like something people say in
Speaker 2: the support group. And I do, I honestly do think
Speaker 2: that that it helps so much because I am not
Speaker 2: an addict. But I do feel like there's anyone can
Speaker 2: see that there's things in place in our lives that
Speaker 2: are easily ways too cope with stuff, whether it's like
Speaker 2: watching TV or playing fucking Fortnite all the time.
Speaker 1: And the tramadol and my bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that one and fifty tramadol Andrew's bad.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: I do think that actually spending good quality time with
Speaker 2: people does help me feel less like a fucking bug
Speaker 2: or like a brain instead of a jar, you know,
Speaker 2: like the opposite of me going on TikTok for later
Speaker 2: or hours, yeah, and me becoming a circuit board. I
Speaker 2: do honestly think that it's like.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm more like a drum pad, like
Speaker 1: the Silent Ones that like.
Speaker 2: Like, and here's a rose Toy.
Speaker 1: Whoa what am I? Guys? Oh my god nothing? Apparently
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: The sniffys up. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I am all wait, I'm literally all herself both both.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you were.
Speaker 3: You don't know what we're talking.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I feel so left at.
Speaker 3: Sucking clip from what's it.
Speaker 1: Called The Model movie with this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Benedett comfort is he in that?
Speaker 1: Yes? And his character's name is All and he's like
Speaker 1: this Androgyn is being and the name All is so
Speaker 1: funny and he's like I'm all everything and he is
Speaker 1: a she Also, last dream you remember vividly having These
Speaker 1: are rapid fire, by the way, so.
Speaker 2: Hurry the fire. To say something that's hard though, it's
Speaker 2: hard to remember dreams. I had a dream recently that
Speaker 2: there was fires starting around l A and I kept
Speaker 2: watching them start and everything was burning down and every
Speaker 2: time they would start, I would like try and get
Speaker 2: it out, and then my thing would like burn like
Speaker 2: that my water complex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have sex dreams.
Speaker 2: Down How often? Pretty frequently?
Speaker 1: No, like maybe like once every month.
Speaker 2: How often do you have sex dreams.
Speaker 1: That was sexual?
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I'm literally just trying.
Speaker 4: No kind of often, but they're like they're like really
Speaker 4: like weird, humiliating, like it's never a distant like yeah
Speaker 4: kind of often, and it's like, uh, it's like never
Speaker 4: like a good time. It's always like I'm petrified and
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, this is bad.
Speaker 2: Petra Collins, if I yeah, I have I ever told
Speaker 2: you when I tried to learn how to do fucking
Speaker 2: lucid dreaming so that I could have sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said that recently. Oh wait to have sex dreams,
Speaker 1: but the whole thing, you know, A.
Speaker 2: Couple of years ago, I was like, I want to
Speaker 2: have Did I talk about this on the podcast you did?
Speaker 4: Because I remember literally looking at you while you said that,
Speaker 4: and I was crazy thing, So I didn't realize it was.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, it would be cool to have
Speaker 2: more of those frequently, because I get them once every
Speaker 2: three fucking years.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: It sucks. Damn the rest of my dreams, I'm just
Speaker 2: doing like complex math equations and ship whatever, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Would you rather forget who you are every morning or
Speaker 1: never be able to recognize faces again? Ew lucky? I
Speaker 1: hate that one.
Speaker 3: This is crazy wait, because I had, like, I.
Speaker 2: Think, uh, not recognize faces because wouldn't that be insane
Speaker 2: every morning to learn who you are?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's basically dementia. I literally have the worst here. That's like,
Speaker 1: I literally like have such a fear of like people
Speaker 1: in my life getting dementia. And it's because of those
Speaker 1: TikTok accounts of people like showing their parents with dementia.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that literally ruined me. Would you rather
Speaker 1: always feel like you're being watched or always feel like
Speaker 1: you're forgetting something important?
Speaker 2: Well, I already know what it's like to feel like
Speaker 2: I'm being watched all the time because I found the
Speaker 2: toilet cameras that you guys and saw that my house.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're being dramatic. We're just trying to
Speaker 3: make sure. You said you were having problems.
Speaker 1: You find the shower camera too, No, did you find
Speaker 1: the closet cam? Did you find the bed cam?
Speaker 2: So you're saying you saw when I slept and found
Speaker 2: a neutrogena bottle, went completely amazing? Yeah, first actually it
Speaker 2: was actually actually oh, so you're saying you saw the
Speaker 2: loney to the incident that happened when I slipped and
Speaker 2: then the bathroom faucet went inside it.
Speaker 1: Do you have any last things you want to sound
Speaker 1: off on?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I could promote the two on these
Speaker 2: satisfying shows where for those of you that don't know,
Speaker 2: it's when we do these like funny DJ sets. I'm
Speaker 2: doing one in Austin on May second and one in
Speaker 2: New York on May tenth, and it's gonna be a movie.
Speaker 2: So if you want to come to that, come. The
Speaker 2: last one's really fun. The last one that we did
Speaker 2: and you broke a bottle over Drew's head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she gave me like a giant fucking welt
Speaker 1: on my forehead.
Speaker 3: Well, they told me to do that last minute. I
Speaker 3: didn't know like I was supposed to.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I planned it last year. I planned it
Speaker 1: literally on stage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you literally just had one in his bag and
Speaker 4: he was like, can you birk this on my head?
Speaker 1: And I had my bag of tricks. I had my
Speaker 1: burke and my tall hat with a turn up hat
Speaker 1: on top, like bag.
Speaker 3: That was a really fun night though, And I like
Speaker 3: when you all play songs for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we put like seven in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much for all f Yeah, if you.
Speaker 2: Guys want to come, it's gonna be a fucking movie.
Speaker 2: It's basically gonna be an ari Aster film, Sean Baker film.
Speaker 2: There will not be an intimacy coordinator at the show.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, uh that, Yeah, I think that's basically it.
Speaker 2: The other thing is that I love you guys, and
Speaker 2: I feel very lucky.
Speaker 1: I love you too can be a part of this.
Speaker 2: It really was like a dream moving to La to
Speaker 2: like work on something with friends that makes everyone happy.
Speaker 1: That's our fucking job. We want to make people happy
Speaker 1: and thank you for helping us with it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you really have been like no rock.
Speaker 2: I'll get like clips or montages of early episodes and
Speaker 2: I will genuinely sh.
Speaker 3: It is crazy.
Speaker 4: It also like it makes them like, damn, dude, we
Speaker 4: were like yeah young, Like wow, I like we're still young,
Speaker 4: but like it's crazy how like even looking back at
Speaker 4: that point, I was like, damn, we're all grown as
Speaker 4: fucking I remember especially, I looked at you and I
Speaker 4: was like he's grown as fuck, and now we're that age,
Speaker 4: and I'm like danm.
Speaker 2: I think the craziest thing is because it was we
Speaker 2: started like right after COVID, right like right when things
Speaker 2: like it was like Lockdown ended.
Speaker 1: It was twenty one.
Speaker 2: I remember. I remember doing those episodes and being like
Speaker 2: again kind of like the bioluminescent thing. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is amazing, Like this is like really cool. And
Speaker 2: I remember being like, it feels so weird to think
Speaker 2: about the fact that I will be nostalgic for this
Speaker 2: period of human history like post COVID or in COVID whatever,
Speaker 2: and inevitably I do feel that way. Like I'll see
Speaker 2: those videos and I'll remember like driving over to the
Speaker 2: house the other one and.
Speaker 1: The flea episode, like doing it. Yeah, the Grove parking lot.
Speaker 1: Did we ever tell them that's where we were, that
Speaker 1: we were in the parking lot at the Grove?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I think people knew we were like staying at a hotel,
Speaker 4: but we didn't want to do it in the hotel because, like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, it just felt random.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to be in it
Speaker 1: was like concrete.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like a concree ass like building. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I know it is insane.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we've come a long way and we've got
Speaker 1: a long way to go, y'all.
Speaker 3: We got a long way to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to get to episode one thousand for
Speaker 2: body count.
Speaker 1: Can't say like BodyCount reveal? For real?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: It's not bleep that.
Speaker 3: Did we say that?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: Did we say our body count?
Speaker 1: And like no, no, no.
Speaker 2: That I'm saying episode one thousand we run that body
Speaker 2: count reveal?
Speaker 3: Oh hell no? Like what why do?
Speaker 2: You will be much larger, It'll be in the I
Speaker 2: will have sometimes somehow gone down.
Speaker 1: You prayed them away if.
Speaker 2: I pray enough for the next nine.
Speaker 1: I saw a clip of like someone talking about like
Speaker 1: I forget who the fuck it was, but it was
Speaker 1: cracking me up because it was such a relatable experience,
Speaker 1: like growing up in the church and growing up hyper religious,
Speaker 1: like being in a car and like thinking about like
Speaker 1: God just like smiting you and poking the car with
Speaker 1: like his finger and exploding. Like I thought about like
Speaker 1: me being killed by God all the time, like him
Speaker 1: holding me underwater and pool because I sinned, Like I
Speaker 1: would like be in bed, like praying that He's kill me.
Speaker 2: What that's how that ends?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: My God, Drew, that's so awful.
Speaker 1: I was so scared of God. I was literally a
Speaker 1: God fearing individual. Now I love God. God is everywhere.
Speaker 1: God is good. God isn't the God you think I
Speaker 1: believe in? God is good?
Speaker 3: Wow? I mean, yeah, that's a lot. I don't think
Speaker 3: I had that.
Speaker 4: I was just kind of annoyed with having to go
Speaker 4: to like Jehovah's witnesses thing.
Speaker 1: No, literally, God is good?
Speaker 2: Were you religious when you're younger?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: But my dad faked it because our extended.
Speaker 4: Family is really Jehovah's witness and Catholic, So we would
Speaker 4: like go to like event things, and he would act
Speaker 4: like he took us to church near our neighborhood because
Speaker 4: a lot of our family either didn't live in Miami
Speaker 4: or they lived far enough away that was like, God,
Speaker 4: it's too far for us to take all the kids there,
Speaker 4: So my dad just lied.
Speaker 1: But I was religious, Like.
Speaker 2: Were you going to I went to synagogue growing up,
Speaker 2: and I did Sunday School and I learned Hebrew Sunday's School.
Speaker 2: But I was never religious. I was always like this,
Speaker 2: that doesn't make sense, that there's God. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think when I was like eleven or twelve
Speaker 1: is when I was like my brain like finally started
Speaker 1: working and I was like, all of this is bullshit.
Speaker 4: I like I went through a phase where I was
Speaker 4: like I don't believe in any god, but now I
Speaker 4: do believe.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so so whatever, right, Like I'm so spiritual.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it is honestly a shame that I guess
Speaker 2: a lot of people's introductions to some sort of omnipresent
Speaker 2: creators that is going to punish you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna kill you, punish you and like to
Speaker 1: hate everyone and everything.
Speaker 2: But I do think that humans are basically just bugs,
Speaker 2: Like we're not that different from bugs, and we need
Speaker 2: we need to feel like there's something we need to
Speaker 2: actually believe.
Speaker 3: That drives people.
Speaker 1: People need games, more basketball games, like for real, more
Speaker 1: go to more basketball games, and concerts and festivals, go
Speaker 1: like connect with people all cheering for the same thing.
Speaker 4: Like I don't FaceTime them, like if you can, like
Speaker 4: go to their cribs so that you're not just like
Speaker 4: on the Fiance.
Speaker 2: I was having that thought at Coachella. There's like so
Speaker 2: many people and it's pretty intense, and I understand why
Speaker 2: people don't enjoy it. Everyone. Yeah, well, there's there's just
Speaker 2: a level of like, oh, we are very clearly trying
Speaker 2: to implant a sense of community, and like that is
Speaker 2: so much of the reason why even when you go
Speaker 2: to shows, it's like nobody you don't have to be
Speaker 2: as close to the stage as possible. I was thinking
Speaker 2: about that watching Claro, like everybody just naturally gets as
Speaker 2: close to each other in the stage as possible, and
Speaker 2: I'm like it's cute. I think, yeah, a sense of
Speaker 2: community is a lot more important. I don't know, It's
Speaker 2: been a thematic thing in my brain over the last
Speaker 2: probably six months of just like, oh, we are striving
Speaker 2: for community in whatever way we can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and these damn phones. Is these damn phone Yeah,
Speaker 1: they took our communities away. We need to go back
Speaker 1: to them. Yeah, those damn phones.
Speaker 3: I'm not going back actually.
Speaker 1: And it's actually anti community.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like so boring.
Speaker 1: It's like we need to like separate as far as
Speaker 1: possible from you.
Speaker 3: No, that is literally all I do.
Speaker 4: I'm actually like I'm a yesaholic to hanging out with
Speaker 4: like this.
Speaker 1: It's actually a problem.
Speaker 3: It's I almost say yes too much.
Speaker 1: No, you you do say yes too much because it's
Speaker 1: literally like you have like three things going on and
Speaker 1: like at the same time, and you have to like
Speaker 1: choose which one, Like you say yes too much.
Speaker 3: I make myself there for everything.
Speaker 1: I will say I want the substance.
Speaker 2: I already got it and I turned into Ian the Rapper.
Speaker 2: I will say, I feel like you guys have done
Speaker 2: a very good job at like a community of people,
Speaker 2: and I think, especially in LA people, it's really hard
Speaker 2: to have relationships that last a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like, we're fucking doing it because we're
Speaker 1: not fucking crazy. Yeah, that's the thing. And we're also
Speaker 1: not like in setual inside our friend group. That's like
Speaker 1: a big problem I realize is like everybody just like
Speaker 1: has sex with their friends, and I'm like, girl, that's
Speaker 1: obviously going to like end very poorly. So like, if
Speaker 1: you want a long lasting friend group, just literally don't
Speaker 1: have sex with him, challenge.
Speaker 2: I think it's also impressive too that you guys work
Speaker 2: with so many of your friends, and that's a really
Speaker 2: hard thing to navigate. It is like inevitably going to
Speaker 2: be hard, and I feel like, I mean with me,
Speaker 2: I feel like you guys have done it really well.
Speaker 2: And I know, like you obviously make videos with Josh
Speaker 2: and Josiah and stuff and other.
Speaker 1: People, like friendship comes first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, also just like say what you want.
Speaker 4: I'm like such a proponent and I know that's hard,
Speaker 4: but I think it's something I've had to learn. And
Speaker 4: of course there are times when you should bite your tongue,
Speaker 4: but I think it's like trust and knowing that, like
Speaker 4: I can hear something that I might not like, but
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to just like hear it and sit
Speaker 4: with it and know that maybe there's a chance I'm
Speaker 4: gonna cause this person pain. Because any relationship, you're taking
Speaker 4: a bet that you're gonna cause this person pain. But
Speaker 4: the like benefits of that is hopefully the pain isn't
Speaker 4: something crazy. Everybody has their boundaries of like what that
Speaker 4: pain necessarily is. Pain doesn't have to be like some
Speaker 4: torture driven thing, but just like the pain of like
Speaker 4: feeling uncomfortable or insecure, or like having a question that
Speaker 4: you're like anxious about asking. But I think most people
Speaker 4: it's just like yeah, if you just like push through it. Though,
Speaker 4: even if like you get a bad reaction at first
Speaker 4: or I don't know, I feel like it really is there.
Speaker 3: You have to just be.
Speaker 4: Able to be uncomfortable with somebody you're gonna work with
Speaker 4: or having your life for a long time, because like, bro, shit.
Speaker 1: Is weird and not everything needs to be a goddamn conversation.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know where that got fucking twisted,
Speaker 1: but like the reason my friendships have lasted is because
Speaker 1: all of my friends do shit that pissed me the
Speaker 1: fuck off. But like, girl, it is not that deep.
Speaker 1: I'd rather have this person in my life, and like
Speaker 1: maybe I just found like literally the most perfect matches
Speaker 1: ever because like they do the same thing to me. Obviously,
Speaker 1: there are some things that I have to vocalize where
Speaker 1: I'm like, girl, that was annoying, but like I'm so
Speaker 1: brain dead when it comes to like the relationships that
Speaker 1: I surround myself with, and I'm just like, it feels
Speaker 1: good to be around this person, Like I don't care.
Speaker 3: Because also I think we all get lucky that for
Speaker 3: the most part.
Speaker 1: Of things that we also talk like our life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like we're like the things that annoy us or
Speaker 4: piss us off about each other is like not that deep,
Speaker 4: Like it's like it's like a yeah, it's like a
Speaker 4: dishes thing or like showing up on time or not
Speaker 4: on time or like shit like that that I'm just like,
Speaker 4: I feel like there's so much more benefit you get
Speaker 4: from having people your life, and it's really easy to
Speaker 4: harp on.
Speaker 3: Especially as anxious people.
Speaker 4: It's like really easy to just be like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: because of this, that's going to turn to this, It's
Speaker 4: going to turn to this, and it's just like chill, chill, choll,
Speaker 4: everyone chill.
Speaker 1: Just like bro, if everyone took a xanax, one hundred
Speaker 1: of them over one hundred days, we would all be
Speaker 1: addicted to NX and we.
Speaker 2: Would all go through what are you talking about? All?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Let me we'll all go through XANAX withdrawal together, which
Speaker 1: is the worst I've been through it. Oh, I see
Speaker 1: where you're going, and we we will all have a
Speaker 1: shared common experience. We went through Hell together, and we'd
Speaker 1: all be trauma Bondon.
Speaker 2: M okay now yeah.
Speaker 1: And also, if your relationship is failing with your significant other,
Speaker 1: get a hotel room and do mally together smart.
Speaker 2: That'll fix it for sure. That's what we've done.
Speaker 1: Josh told me. A comedian said that. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know who said it, but it actually was.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, that actually might work, But what
Speaker 1: are you gonna say, guys?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Oh, I guess it kind of goes back to
Speaker 2: one of those questions about seeing myself as a result
Speaker 2: of the podcast whatever. Just I think doing a creative
Speaker 2: thing and pushing through the inevitable like challenges of whatever
Speaker 2: you're doing is so rewarding. And I do think it's
Speaker 2: very fucking rare. Now. I think, like, uh, like dating
Speaker 2: apps is like an allegory for just relationships in general
Speaker 2: of just being like, oh, it's incredibly easy to move
Speaker 2: on from something now, rather like versus shit exactly. And
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, it's been really nice to go through
Speaker 2: an entire creative process with people over years and you know,
Speaker 2: enjoy all the good parts, enjoy all the you know, challenges,
Speaker 2: and I don't know, I think, yeah, it's been it's
Speaker 2: been really nice to be like, oh, this is actually
Speaker 2: something I'm capable of doing, which it's really fucking harding
Speaker 2: a job and we're all in a poly relationship, am s. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which obviously can complete things, but no.
Speaker 1: That actually makes it difficult. It gets difficult, but like
Speaker 1: we enjoy those challenges. We enjoy the challenges, like I
Speaker 1: like sitting in a chair and watching a young Kai
Speaker 1: Bone Like I love that, Andya likes boning guy.
Speaker 2: And I like putting the tarp down for y'all.
Speaker 3: Oh, the tar is crazy.
Speaker 4: If I'm imagining the ones you can get it, like
Speaker 4: the blue.
Speaker 2: Blue Get at Home Depot, the industrial strength ones to
Speaker 2: Gaga clocking bird, Well what about this, lady, Gaga.
Speaker 1: Go gaggy Ona Grande.
Speaker 4: No, we're not going to cut it.
Speaker 1: You're not cutting that. Drew Syop Drew Syop, Drew Syop
Speaker 1: Drew Syop. Here I am thinking I'm getting thick. My
Speaker 1: panties were on backwards. She talking about that birth control
Speaker 1: made her big bitch. I saw you eat those twenty
Speaker 1: four wings. I fuck with all types of music. They
Speaker 1: call me polyjamorous.
Speaker 3: That is me as fuck. I'm putting that in my bio.
Speaker 1: Polyjamorous, that is me as fun. That sleep hit different
Speaker 1: when you wash your ass first. That's why some of
Speaker 1: y'all can't sleep at night. Kai gets ready in five minutes.
Speaker 1: I know something stinks.
Speaker 3: I've smelled you stink before.
Speaker 1: I asked you last night and you said you didn't. No.
Speaker 4: But like I mean in the general sense, like we
Speaker 4: live together and we like we lay together, we break bread,
Speaker 4: we make love, like we.
Speaker 1: Smell each other's morning yeah, like you.
Speaker 3: See, Yeah, literally, like we alay with each other.
Speaker 1: Your morning breath. This morning was kicking. I could not
Speaker 1: sleep through it. And I are still sleeping in this
Speaker 1: same bed.
Speaker 2: By the way, Why why don't you just be adults
Speaker 2: in sleep alone like me?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're so jealous.
Speaker 1: Sever Yeah, do you want to sleep in my big
Speaker 1: bed tonight? Kai? I'm for real, I'd sleep in the
Speaker 1: middle and you would sleep on inviting. Really we have
Speaker 1: like reins up next, Like, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Need to clarify, like none of us do actually we
Speaker 4: genuinely none of us do some freaky ship because I
Speaker 4: don't need anybody like hearing this plant. But like, no,
Speaker 4: we actually are just like none of us were allowed
Speaker 4: to hang out with friends, and we don't have a
Speaker 4: lot of friends, and we have a lot of childhood sadness.
Speaker 1: Those nipple rings do nothing but make the titty taste
Speaker 1: like a quarter. Ladies, imagine getting your vagina licked. Then boom,
Speaker 1: his teeth falls out. It was from Amelia as she cooked. No,
Speaker 1: that's the beauty, Like why I don't think about it?
Speaker 1: Then boom then boom his teeth. This tweet is crazy
Speaker 1: from its underscored Teadoo. I lose all respect for a
Speaker 1: T shirt once I slept in it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it. I get that.
Speaker 1: No, Like if I sleep in a T shirt, I
Speaker 1: will literally never wear it out again. Yeah well gee, okay,
Speaker 1: well that was your side. What do you got from media?
Speaker 1: But not me?
Speaker 4: Because sometimes I just knock out, Like I just will
Speaker 4: like go to sit down and I'll knock out, and
Speaker 4: like full clothing, I low key fuck with sleeping in
Speaker 4: jeans A.
Speaker 2: G cook star gone.
Speaker 1: M hmm you know that one, mm hmmm, right, play
Speaker 1: the first couple of seconds. Yeah. I heard that in
Speaker 1: the Heaven Store one time, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is like the worst vibe to ever curate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like being in the Climax movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sangria love that song.
Speaker 3: You're so annoying.
Speaker 2: I'm still listening to the Cameron Winter album. It's cool.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of person saying like that before. Karma
Speaker 2: Police by Radiohead halfway through where he says I lost myself.
Speaker 1: I lost Matt say I'm Brighter Days and Percolator by
Speaker 1: Kashmir Glue Bicap and You've been digmatized too late? O
Speaker 1: get that that from Climax. Stigmatized, Okay?
Speaker 4: Mine is Honestly, when I really think about it, I've
Speaker 4: been listening to kind of the same things over and
Speaker 4: over again.
Speaker 1: Fun literally every single week.
Speaker 4: I know, Funk Me, Marvin Gaye, In and Out of Shadows,
Speaker 4: Dion Summer's Coming, Laby Sifray, Scandalous Prince, I can't go
Speaker 4: for that, Darryl Holland, John Oates and Locked on Toliver
Speaker 4: Still and if you want me to say it, Love Unlimited.
Speaker 1: Do we count Yo Mama's Stinky Vagina as media? Because
Speaker 1: I've been tearing that shit up like both of y'all's mama's. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for tuning into this episode
Speaker 1: of Emergency Intercom. Thank you Kai for tuning in.
Speaker 3: I've had the biggest urge to smack the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Of your leg. Really, that's so strange. I don't get that.
Speaker 2: I just want to make people around me feel good
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh, it would make me feel.
Speaker 3: That would make me feel good. Actually, it would make
Speaker 3: me really happy.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm getting manipulated.
Speaker 3: Do you said you care about making people happy?
Speaker 2: That's true? Okay, yeah, you can hit me as har
Speaker 2: as you fucking want.
Speaker 1: Who can fucking hit hit me?
Speaker 2: And for visual media for me, it's.
Speaker 1: Porn, famously, k I loves porn.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with porn.
Speaker 3: Visual media for me is Carmen Winston.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: My name is Carmen Winston. I'm seventeen years old. All right,
Speaker 1: bye three