WEBVTT - our polyamorous relationship w/ Ky pt. 2 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:20.560 Yo yo yo, yo, yo yo yo. It would be 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:22.720 cool if you wear those headphones all the time, if 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:23.160 you like. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:25.279 Well, I don't want to wear them because I feel 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:28.800 like it sucks up mine. Oh your aura, it's gonna 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:29.560 make me look ugly. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:31.760 Oh I was gonna say, that's feel insane. 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:35.240 What do you mean? What what were you going to say? 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:38.600 Because if he's he's ugly without the headphones? Yes or no? 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:43.920 Guys, getting back to this is wed in eighty nine? 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:45.000 Is that right. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:47.440 My way? 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:51.800 Bro? Like that's we thought. It's been a minute since 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:53.800 we've popped Kai in here, so we were like, let's 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:55.960 do it episode with Kai guy. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:57.840 Yeah, just looking good. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:01.000 So we're clip form No, like, is been sexy as fuck. 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:03.360 He's in his office Siren era. He wore that shirt 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.440 for the first time to the Greer pop up show 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:09.240 at Heaven and I complimented him and I don't think 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:10.119 he's taking it off. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:13.480 Since genuinely, I mean, Josiah also said something nice and 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.760 then I was like, this is the one. This is 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.000 gonna be the thing that I wear for this months. 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:21.360 It looks good, it looks really good. It's super cute. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:25.600 Thank you. Yeah, Drew text me he said, we're gonna 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.759 pop you in here for the next episode, and usually 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:29.800 when he texted me that, I think something else. 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:30.399 Yeah. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:32.080 In my I was like, Okay, I'll be over in 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:33.040 like thirty minutes. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:33.680 I can't lie. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.600 I forgot you were going to be on camera when 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:36.920 I first came in the room, and I. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.520 Was like, we came in the room. You came in here. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.360 Oh, Like, that's the first thing I actually do when 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.440 I enter a home is I go into all the rooms. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:45.520 But I don't actually do it. 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:50.320 I manifest like the ideologies that come with that physical manifestation. 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:54.680 You just yeah. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.880 Well, I realized I don't know how to sound sincere 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:04.280 because it's just so hard, mainly because when I say 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:06.440 something nice, I'm like, it sounds like I'm joking. Like 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.600 I feel like it just sounds like I'm joking. It 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.040 sounds like it's not coming out real at all. Like 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:13.440 every time I compliment one of y'all, I feel like 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.679 I have to follow it up with a mean joke because. 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:19.600 I'm like, I feel like I can only compliment Drew 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:23.800 because if I compliment you, that's like sexual harassment. I 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.040 genuinely like every single time, I'm like, oh, absolutely nice 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:26.280 to say. 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.240 I'm like, don't bite your tongue, say the nice thing. 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:30.640 People need to hear nice things. 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:32.800 Yeah, but it also doesn't help that our whole friend 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.840 group like no one can say anything nice without somebody 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.680 saying like something sarcastic back, like we all are just 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.000 like no. 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:43.440 I've been I've been learning to take a compliment recently. Yeah, 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.919 I'm just like, yeah, give me the compliment and I'll 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:46.359 take it. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.720 But then sometimes I feel bad about taking it. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.320 Give me the compliment saying like oh thank you, or 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.720 like I okay. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.200 That was like actual sexual. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.480 Tension, very disgusting. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.480 We had. The thing is, we had sex once and 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:00.280 it was so weird. 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.320 It was so weird, like you could definitely feel it 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.000 in the episodes like forty it was forty eight through 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:06.560 fifty one. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.560 Yeah, I think, oh yeah, if you guys go watch those, 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.239 you'll see I'm pretty quiet, yeah, training those episodes because 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:14.280 Dream made a big mushrooming hummus for. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:19.720 It's like disgusting, Like when you guys, that is like 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.799 crazy you're talking about, like that is y'all are harassing me, 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:24.560 Like I literally am. 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:29.240 Like you we're harassing then, right. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.400 Right, just just for posterity. I've never had sex with Drew. 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.920 We joke around a lot about it, and also he 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.080 made me sign something where I have to say that 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.640 it's all jokes exactly for the one, the one weird 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:40.400 time exactly. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.520 I kind of think if y'all had sex, though, Like. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.360 I think it would change things for the better. Like 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.360 I really, I really do think it would. Just like 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.320 I think if me and you made love, and yeah. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:52.680 It made love back the fuck up, because I would 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:53.480 not make love with you. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.560 Why is it sex with me but making love with him? 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.000 Well, it's like you're just look at you, look at me, 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:59.720 and then think about who I am, and then think 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:00.440 about you are. 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:01.800 Like this isn't making love. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:04.120 We need we need to move on. We need to 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:08.640 fucking move on. Kay's episode, let's get. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.119 Into it, like, well, actually not we it's y'all's fault. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.240 Y'all had a four minute tangent about wanting to hook up. 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.280 You're twenty six, No, I'm twenty seven. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:19.280 You're twenty seven. Yeah, that's that's the age that I 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:20.320 was when I met you, guys. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:26.000 Yeah, that's the age my brother died at I got 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:31.279 food poisoning at Coachella. Oh, Kai shit himself like crazy. 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:36.039 I had. Okay, So I had these spring rolls because 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.000 they were like, it's really hard to get food at Coachella. 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:38.960 It's like waiting a long ass. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.040 Was there fucking fish in the spring rolls? 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:43.159 There was some stinky chicken in the spring rolls. 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:46.520 Well, I was actually about to back him the fuck 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.039 out of you if I just found out that you 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.440 got raw fish at Coachella. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:53.920 When it was all so last year and it's one 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:54.359 hundred and. 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:58.560 Five degrees and I know, I know there's like food 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.640 safety yead yad like still can't. 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.840 Well apparently not because I had four. Okay, So the 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:04.800 first I had two spring rolls, and I was like, oh, 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:08.080 I feel I feel good. I feel light and like fresh, 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:10.279 like I feel like I can go like see more shows. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:12.000 You are light, yeah, yeah. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.840 And then so the second day and yeah, like I 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:17.760 was like, oh, I didn't really get stuffed yesterday. I 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.160 want to feel filled. I want my belly to be hard. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.120 So I got like four of the spring rolls, and 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:26.000 then after I think it was like two hours later. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:27.560 It was like near kind of the end of the day. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:32.599 I like walked off and I was like, no, something's 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.760 deeply wrong. And then I destroyed the toilet at Harrison's 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.560 and then he was like, oh, we're going to go 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:41.080 to this like it was like an after party after 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:43.039 the festival, and I think. 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.920 They were like, like, there's like I don't think you 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.599 understand for me personally, there's so many layers to this 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:54.119 that are absolutely like disturbing. And also it's probably because 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.760 I'm high, so like I'm just like I'm really really 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:01.520 thinking about the episode episode. We're all high, because in 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.480 my dreams, I would have decorated the set with like, yeah. 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.360 You were talking about I was talking a lot of game. 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.120 But then I woke up and I was like, bro, 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.280 here i go buying a bunch of shit that I'm 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:11.719 going to hang up and then just be like all 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:15.039 right and like throwing a bag and like keep it 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:15.679 in the closet. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.680 And then by next year I'll be like these suck 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:19.560 I kind of suck it. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.599 We should be on a breakaway bomb that you could 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.320 have broken over my head been. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.400 A good idea, wow, or we could just get a real. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:32.360 Yeah, she's just so expensive. Well, basically, the summary is 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.080 that I had a big Hummus release at an after 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.880 party that Justin Bieber was at so like thirty feet 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:41.559 away from me while I was creating a very hot, 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:46.039 stinky mudpie and the toilet. Justin Bieber was very close 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.320 enough any more. And people were like really hammered at 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.120 the party, yanking the door. 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:56.040 Stop were you so embarrassing? Like or were you so 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:59.400 embarrassed like making steak? And then Justin Bieber walks in 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.160 after you, like did you ever have I. 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.680 Was flushing like the ship wouldn't even hit the water. 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:08.200 I was just I had the flesh. 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:13.000 Is literally that is so crazy. That is literally a nightmare. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:16.440 I know. I was walking to the party because we 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.200 were walking over and I was like, I feel this 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:22.160 searing pain in my abdominal and I was like, I'm 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:23.240 literally going to this. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.560 Party to ship And had you been drinking? 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:27.240 No? I didn't drink. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:28.800 I was sober at Coachella. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.360 I was more sober than Drew m hm, more sober 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.680 than me. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.560 I was like fucking tweaking at Coachella. I was having 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:38.600 a blast. And actually it was so funny. We were 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:43.800 walking in and uh, someone that listens to the podcast 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.440 like was walking with us and we were just like 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:48.200 talking and we took a picture and then they were like, 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.400 do you want to shot? Like one of the friends 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:51.720 in their group was like, do you want to shot? Like, 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.520 let's take a shot, and I was like, literally, yes, 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:57.080 let's take a shot. And then the girl that knew 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.200 me was like, I thought you didn't drink, Drew. I 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.360 thought you didn't drink, and I was like, girl, it's Coachella, 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:05.600 Like drink. I gotta drink at Coachella. I have to 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:09.040 drink at Coachella. So I was blackout drunk for three 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:12.320 days at Coachella. Not blackout, not blackout, not blackout, but 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.880 like I probably each day had like three drinks. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:19.160 You were it is not I guess for you at 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.560 this point, I guess on an empty stomach. For me, 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:26.120 three to four drinks, I am like completely wasted, like 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:28.400 at this point, especially because I take prozac. 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.560 I've like tried to dabble back. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:33.679 And drinking, but I'm like, oh, they're not playing like 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:37.360 a drink in and I'm like I should not be 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:38.000 anywhere here. 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:43.280 Literally no. Yeah, I was tickling Kay all Coachella. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.760 It was yeah, but his mood would switch from like 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:48.120 you've forked, are really dark and then he would start 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:51.800 screaming at me, like at main stage during Lady Gaga. Yeah, 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:53.599 he was like, I'm I fucking killing. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:54.760 You're gonna cut this part out right? 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:55.200 Yeah? 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:56.839 Yeah? 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:56.920 No. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.400 I was really angry at Kai because he was dancing 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:00.720 with other shirts this game. Man. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.079 Yeah, he like gets really territorial when he drinks. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.600 I was shirtless all Coachella, too, were you? 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:10.079 Actually? 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:10.320 No? 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:14.240 Oh god, no, I hate my body? Oh true, anybody, 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:16.839 no one's complimented my haircut. By the way, no one 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:19.080 in the comments has complimented it. None of y'all have 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:23.120 so many times. Okay, but no, Like, where's the compliments? 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.720 Your hair is great? You look really handsome right now? 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:28.320 I complimented you this second I saw you. 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.400 Don't play these weird psychopath games with me, bitch, Like, 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:32.960 I've already. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.840 Where's the compliments? I need to see? 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.280 You're a very sexually fascinating person to me. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:41.679 Oh that's amazing, that's that's a good compliment. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.040 But while y'all were having a blast at Coachella, I 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.760 I guess you didn't have a blast. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:48.120 I don't know. 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:53.640 I had a good time, but I'm placed in that toilet. Yeah. 0:09:53.679 --> 0:10:00.200 I had an explosive experience inside of a port at Coachella. No, well, 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.560 it was like one of like the trailer, it wasn't 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:03.160 as bad as it. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:08.480 Was, Like, I'm not gonna lie. Those kind of pissed 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:11.280 me off because the flushing mechanism is like really like 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:11.959 such a. 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:14.080 So that experience. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:14.840 It's just so trapped. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.680 Also, because it's not a border party, it's like a 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:19.920 few people could be standing and lingering in there. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:21.840 It's crazy. But I don't know what the boys won 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:22.680 was the most. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:23.200 It's the same. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:24.239 I'd be in the boy's. 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:27.319 Bathroom like i'd be in the boys bath. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:30.040 Did you leave after that or did you linger? 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:32.640 I went to that party. I spent most of the 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.880 time in the bathroom, and then I left because I 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.880 was like because I was literally just like I have to. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.280 Do god water. 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:43.240 What was your favorite moment about it? We were kind 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:43.920 of talking about. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:44.440 It, but I was like, oh. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:46.880 Your favorite set? 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.320 Wait, sis, I'm trying to remember mine. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:50.120 Mine. 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:51.959 Oh, I know what it is, actually you say yours. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:53.840 When Bernie Sanders came. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.840 Out, Literally it was so gag worthy. 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.440 I swear to God, like, you see so many famous 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:02.400 people at this festival, but that is the only time 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.480 that I was starstruck. Yeah, I genuinely. I was like 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:06.679 out of body experience. 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:09.200 Literally, well, because it's such a wild card was the 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.760 most random because you're used to seeing special guests be 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.520 like artists, and you're hoping like people go in with 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.200 guess they're hoping for because of the songs that person 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:19.240 has with other people. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:22.439 But like I went from Charli XCX to like I 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.040 was like raging at Charlie XCX and then like floated 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:26.640 across because I was like, oh, I need water and 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:30.240 Claro's right there and we were like as we were walking, 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:32.840 like Bernie Sanders was just on the screen and I 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.600 was like, oh, they're playing a video. And then I 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:36.400 like turned the corner a little bit and then saw 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:40.120 him and I was like, oh, my craz Oh he's fine. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:40.360 Shit. 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:41.840 Bernie Sanders is fine shit. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.800 Yeah, y'all are disgusting, Like he's old. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.880 That is crazy to see him though in person, like 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:49.880 because he's that old. That's how I felt when I 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:53.640 saw like a John Waters in person, because I'm like, damn, 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.680 you're at that age where like seeing you genuinely feels 0:11:56.760 --> 0:12:01.480 like yeah, I also like the place me seeing John Waters. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.000 I saw him at a vintage fair. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:06.720 That makes more sense, like y'all seeing Bernie Sanders at 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:10.239 Coachella is like. 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.720 Du know, it was crazy. He started singing sexy to someone, 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.719 but no one posted it. No one was posting. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:17.760 Because everyone was so gag. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.280 Yeah, and he was gag. Yeah he was white asking 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.920 me that I'm just asking, but yeah, he was like 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.760 shaking and throwing ass like it was crazy. He popped 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.400 out with a new BBL like I was literally. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:30.280 Body or crazy. 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.199 His body was photo. 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.600 Yeah, yeah, I always I guess. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.200 The only shots I saw was like when he was 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:40.600 talking and like it was a video of the screen 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.840 so and it was his upper body, so I didn't 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:45.280 see all that he had going on, like out. 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.760 Of respect, the cameraman only showed from the waist up. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.560 Yeah, but all of us saw it. It was really it 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.200 was really nice. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.520 Yeah, he was kind of like an hourglass silhouette. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.320 But no, that was that was sweet. I did like 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.200 seeing Bernie Sanders at Coachella. That was like a movie. 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:01.280 Oh were you at the camp. 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.280 And you guys saw a fucking lady GurGur. 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:06.280 Yeah, goga, I said that was That was my favorite. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:09.599 And there were no gay people there. I don't know. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.400 I'm not a single gay person was there. The thing 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.199 with Gaga is like we know this. I love her 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.000 to death, and I would I'm not even kidding. She's 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:18.720 like one of the very few people on this planet 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.280 that I would take a bullet for. Like I'm being 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:25.400 dead serious, but she makes me laugh so hard unintentionally, 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:28.360 like like her dancing with those skeletons was like literally 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:30.160 the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, Like 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:33.400 what is she doing? Like, but I feel that like 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:35.079 love her, love her. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.080 It's because I feel like we're too. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.599 Like irony poison. 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:42.120 Yeah, Like it's too irony poisoned. So you can see 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.079 something and immediately see the comedy in it, and then 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:46.800 it's still because like if you look at a lot 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:49.680 of the shit we like, so much of the shit 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:50.439 I like makes me. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:53.960 Crack up because it's so theatrical. But that's why I 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.160 love it, because I'm like, it's so like people are 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:57.440 seriously giving a fuck. 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.679 I feel like I'm you know what, I used to 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:02.320 hate the Hamilton hose, but like now I get it 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:06.840 because I'm like, yeah, there's something incredible about just. 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:11.600 Like letting loosen, being like yeah and he can be serious. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.160 Daddy needs to get more water. I just have to 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.240 get more water. So if or daddy has to get 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:16.559 more water. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.200 So if if we could pause, daddy, Daddy, can you 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:19.880 get more water? 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.600 No, that's actually just no. I don't like I genuinely 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:24.240 don't fuck with that. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.840 And you calling yourself like we haven't been Like no, 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.280 you're not getting away with that. 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.680 That's like gross, Daddy, can you get me water first? 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:32.800 Baby? 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:34.480 Okay, let me get baby some water? 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:38.280 Okay. I asked chat GPT before this to come up 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:42.400 with questions tailored specifically to Kay Newman of emergency in 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.560 or com Oh A nice choice. Kay Newman's got a 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:48.480 mix of chaotic humor and surprising depth. So here's a 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:53.480 list of podcast questions tailored to his emergency in her calm, energy, funny, weird, introspective, 0:14:53.920 --> 0:15:00.680 and very Kai, you talk a lot about Enya being perceived. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.440 What's something you wish people saw on you more? 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:06.800 Do you talk about that? 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:09.440 Like what? I don't know? Does it know who I am? Actually? 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.120 Or did you like? No? It gave it context. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:13.400 I gave it a little context. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.600 What do I wish people knew about me more? I 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:21.880 have a body count of in the single digits. I 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.080 am obsessed with helping women. I feel like I never 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:24.720 talked about that. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:26.160 Yeah you don't get Oh by the. 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:31.760 Way, congratulations Katy Perry going to space. Yeah for not 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.200 only that, but basically getting rid of sexism. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:40.480 Yeah, that is true. Also Perry, Katy Perry is obviously 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:44.040 in Kia Asylum. She flew to space trying to escape 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:47.560 Kia Asylum, but it just sent her into the basement. 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:54.920 Katy Perry is obviously a battery and they needed to 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.040 charge her by. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.760 Getting her out of this atmosphere. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.600 It only took ten minutes because she's like, think of 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.040 it her like a USB C. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:05.960 Did y'all did y'all see the video of Oprah like 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:10.400 literally having a full blown fucking panic attack, like freaking 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.800 the fuck out over her friend, like going to space 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:14.680 because she thought like she was about to watch her 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:19.640 friend like explode into a million pieces. Gail Ky, I'm sorry, 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.560 but like the whole thing is fucking batshit. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.240 Can y'all go back to just being happy to see 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:29.960 people wave off in boats like that not grand enough Titanic? 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.320 Like I love all the comments that are like we 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:33.160 just want healthcare? 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:38.000 No, literally, like what what? 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:43.000 It's so insane? And then there's also for Easter. We 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:45.760 all know the egg situation that's been happening. They are 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:49.640 still using thirty thousand real eggs to throw around in 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:50.600 grass and I'm like. 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:54.360 This shit, wait, who is really the White House? 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:58.520 You know how they fucking like to give them thousand. 0:16:58.360 --> 0:16:59.360 Thirty every year. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.920 It's like, uh, I think they purchased and then some 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:03.360 are donated from farmers. 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:07.359 But obviously, like bitch, like like people need like like 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:10.080 we like had a huge gig. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:13.119 Scarcity, like we can't just give you guys the fucking 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.280 eggs to play with, and they were like, yeah, we're 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.560 still using eggs. And then they also sent Katie Perry. 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:21.680 What's crazy is like, bitch, you almost got through you 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.680 you you literally like you almost got through. You gave 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:26.960 an album that people were like whatever, but like people 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:31.080 were still like, well, like why did you go to space? 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:36.720 Well she went to space to fix sexism and everything basically. 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:39.159 I mean true, and like, look, I will say. 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.160 Seriousness, it is really nice to see on every single 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.560 one of those videos, like bro, we just want healthcare 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:49.000 because I'm like I feel like that awareness wasn't really 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:54.480 there like thirty years ago. It is nice. 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:57.440