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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret, It's time your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: text in four one O six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty secret, you can or a little dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: dirty big secret. Whatever. You can tell us anything, literally,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want, because we don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. And that's why you're free to share whatever. Everybody.

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Speaker 1: Everybody that calls in, it's a fake anonymous nickname. So

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Speaker 1: I'll say a word than Alex for Ash'll say a

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Speaker 1: word and that'll be the name of the caller on

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Speaker 1: the phone, so instead of whatever their actual name is

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now is fuego hydration. Fuego hydration.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like some sort of like a spicy I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say hydration before a fuego hydration. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Hot fire. What's up? Hot fire? Water? Firewater. That's actually

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Speaker 1: my stage name. Thank you? Water? Well? Oh yeah, water. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I guess we know what you do. You why

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Speaker 1: are you on the stage. Well, I'm a dancer. Let's

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Speaker 1: just say that. No, No, I'm being funny, but I

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Speaker 1: am embarrassed today I have like some very embarrassing information

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Speaker 1: to share. The um I got drunk at the company

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Speaker 1: party last week, which wouldn't been so bad, except now

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Speaker 1: I'm working from home for the week. Um. And not

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Speaker 1: only that, I started I told my boss that, um

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Speaker 1: that I think he should divorce his wife. Oh oh, yis.

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people do need to get

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Speaker 1: divorced for one reason or another. But why do you

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Speaker 1: think that he needs a divorce? Well, he's always you know,

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Speaker 1: like he always seems stressed when he talks about her,

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Speaker 1: and low key, I really like him. Oh that's why. Okay, girl,

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Speaker 1: are you oranically and then start dating? Yeah, so you're

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Speaker 1: trying to ruin your boss's relationship so that you can

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Speaker 1: date him. Yeah, kind of that was the train of

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Speaker 1: thought on that night, after so many martini What do

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Speaker 1: he do? You remember what he said? He started laughing awkwardly,

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Speaker 1: and um, it was like, oh, you should be like

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Speaker 1: a therapist or something. How has it been since then?

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Speaker 1: Has it been weird? When you? I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what really weird? Oh god, that's actually really funny.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I don't really talk to her,

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Speaker 1: but I just like have been crushing on him for

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Speaker 1: a while. Oh yeah, that was just inappropriate. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: that's gotta be very awkward. For you have you have

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Speaker 1: you addressed it with him at all? Oh? No, I

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Speaker 1: think that this is like the just let it lie.

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Speaker 1: It's probably going to be my Oh, that's probably best. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't wouldn't say anything that kidding. I was just

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Speaker 1: kidding about that boss or you get his wife phone

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Speaker 1: in Paul really like in a Zoom meeting, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I was a mess at the party. Yeah, like I

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Speaker 1: was totally not myself. Well, you do say things when

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Speaker 1: you're drunks that you normally wouldn't say if you weren't.

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Speaker 1: Some people say the truth comes out, but I've always

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Speaker 1: felt the opposite because like most of I've been drunk

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Speaker 1: a lot of my life, and most of stuff that

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Speaker 1: I've said drunk is like, that's not actually the truth.

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Speaker 1: Like no, I think what people mean is that you

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Speaker 1: just take it so literal. Is that that's not what

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Speaker 1: they mean. They just mean like feelings about people, actual

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Speaker 1: feelings about people. They're genuine, Like they might say something

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Speaker 1: that they normally would not say about somebody they're drunk.

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Speaker 1: That's what people mean. Right, Oh, I thought that's what

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Speaker 1: they mean. But you know, like you would see someone

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Speaker 1: you're like, I love you, but you're like in real life,

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Speaker 1: You're like, I don't really feel that one. No, I

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Speaker 1: feel like bros only do that to they're bros that

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Speaker 1: they really love, Like you know, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've never I don't know done that. But anyway, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do say I do like people do say things

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Speaker 1: that they wouldn't otherwise. That is true. Well, and I'm

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Speaker 1: so mortified. Yeah, I guess I would just ignore it.

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Speaker 1: Keep that your dear little secret. Or you can always

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Speaker 1: call up his wife and make up a story about

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Speaker 1: he he's cheating with you, and then then divorce will

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Speaker 1: probably happen. Congratulations, Well not with you. Don't stay with

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Speaker 1: you to say, you know, anonymously, he's cheating, and then

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Speaker 1: we'll get divorced and then you can start dating him.

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Speaker 1: There you go. Maybe I'll wait for the holiday party

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Speaker 1: to do that. All right, Thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your really little secret. Thank you. What's your dirty little secret,