Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week
Speaker 1: was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot
Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now. Audio bear, knuckle boxing, we
Speaker 1: bob and weave on the podcast here as we are
Speaker 1: in the air everywhere the vast power of I Heart
Speaker 1: the podcast network from my heart, and as you know,
Speaker 1: you were available everywhere and man or a lot of
Speaker 1: places to get podcasts endless really when you think about
Speaker 1: most people seem to get their podcasts. You get on
Speaker 1: iHeart or Apple, but people find it. I get people
Speaker 1: that email me from very odd places I didn't even
Speaker 1: know existed that you can get the podcast. It is
Speaker 1: all over the place. And we do this podcast now
Speaker 1: eight days a week, just like the old Beatles song
Speaker 1: eight days a week because of the pandemic and the
Speaker 1: numbers are good, and if the numbers continue to be good,
Speaker 1: the downloads are up and more people are listening than
Speaker 1: we will continue somehow to pull out three podcasts a week,
Speaker 1: even when things return to normal and we don't have
Speaker 1: any reason to do it because we can actually leave
Speaker 1: our homes and we're imprisoned. We're under house arrest in California.
Speaker 1: We got some good news here this week that we
Speaker 1: learned that because of really doing well in in prison,
Speaker 1: uh that being a model prisoner, we're getting our our
Speaker 1: sentence extended for three months. It sounds like hopefully not,
Speaker 1: but as always I am joined by for better or worse,
Speaker 1: the man affectionately known in the hallways of Fox Sports
Speaker 1: Radio as gag On David Gascon. Yeah, we're we're up
Speaker 1: over the last sixty days. Been a and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: people are living listen to us all over the platforms.
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio, Apple, iTunes of course, Spotify, Apple Watch, Stitcher,
Speaker 1: uh tune in. You know it's it's um. The evolution
Speaker 1: of you in is continued to pave out nicely and
Speaker 1: blossom like a beautiful rose um the digital This is
Speaker 1: where the narcissist checks all right, This is where humble
Speaker 1: brag Gascon go ahead, humble brags, shelf adoring pampas guest
Speaker 1: go on. Earlier in the week, gest to the four
Speaker 1: oh five guesscons. Earlier in the week, I was showered
Speaker 1: by praise from you on on a nice little little
Speaker 1: prop for for show, and we already covered that in
Speaker 1: a future but former podcast. I was remissed though, to
Speaker 1: mention the fact that last week you actually did the
Speaker 1: same when we took our act to Zoom and we
Speaker 1: provide something on on YouTube which was nicely decorated, and
Speaker 1: you were pleasantly surprised that it actually turned out. Well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was expecting horrific things. We did a podcast one
Speaker 1: time on what what was that thing we did? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did it on Skype and it it literally was
Speaker 1: tin can string quality. The first radio like when the
Speaker 1: Titanic sent the Morse code that sounded better than the
Speaker 1: podcast that we did on on Skype. It was horrible.
Speaker 1: So I was assuming that that was That was the
Speaker 1: expectation I had, that this would be like Skype. That's
Speaker 1: what I assumed it would be. Well, unfortunate for them,
Speaker 1: but fortunate for us. We did survive the Maiden Voyage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's Zoom things pretty cool. I've only done a few
Speaker 1: of those with my family, but and I did this
Speaker 1: from the studio, and I have this other headset. I
Speaker 1: didn't use the microphone that I used for the show,
Speaker 1: and it worked out pretty well. By the way, I
Speaker 1: want to announce guess on that in the next couple
Speaker 1: of weeks, if everything goes right, I will be redecorating
Speaker 1: the home studio. I will be rebranding the home studio.
Speaker 1: Thank god, you did some penance up there. You need
Speaker 1: Uh no, No, I'm gonna put like I don't want
Speaker 1: to say what I'm I'm not surprised you, but it'll
Speaker 1: be branded more. It'll be more branded on the company brands,
Speaker 1: so I'll have that. I mean, that's that's I mean,
Speaker 1: nothing says white color like I'm gonna have company branded
Speaker 1: material at my home studio because I'm doing this from work. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's a long drive, bro, I'm risking my light. Bro. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're the sniveling child like that Tampa Bay Rays pitcher
Speaker 1: over there. So if you rebrand your studio, does that
Speaker 1: mean that you'll rebrand your wardrobe because I heard that
Speaker 1: my wardrobe is fine? You dick? What you said that
Speaker 1: after you're opening? Well, yeah, I do actually do take
Speaker 1: the hat all because I I'm a sweater you know,
Speaker 1: and I the problem is the light. I'm actually going
Speaker 1: to upgrade the lighting because people have been bitching that's
Speaker 1: too dark in here. But I'm like really, so I
Speaker 1: guess to make the videos pop more, there's some lighting
Speaker 1: I can get that's not that expensive that I can
Speaker 1: just put in here. And my my wife found it.
Speaker 1: This is a great guest. This is how low my
Speaker 1: life is. This is what such a loser I am.
Speaker 1: Right now, Okay, let me tell you something. It's how
Speaker 1: pathetic I am. So I'm making these YouTube videos and
Speaker 1: they're getting thousands of views, which is pretty cool. You know,
Speaker 1: it's nice. It's something I didn't have before and I
Speaker 1: didn't really ask for and they asked me to do it.
Speaker 1: So I was like whatever and um and Sody was
Speaker 1: like the lighting is not great. So my wife goes
Speaker 1: on the internet and sees what like Instagram booty models
Speaker 1: where when they're making their videos and stuff, and it's
Speaker 1: like this light that's like wrapped around the phone type
Speaker 1: deal and yeah, the ring lights. Yeah, the ring light.
Speaker 1: I even know what the funk that was. And so
Speaker 1: then I saw it and then I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: all I'll get one of those. I'm gonna have some
Speaker 1: ring lights, so it really pop there and I'll probably
Speaker 1: start sweating like that. No, they don't get hot. The
Speaker 1: cool thing is those ring lights. You can actually change
Speaker 1: the lights, so it can be like a bright color.
Speaker 1: It can be a tan color, or it could be blue.
Speaker 1: It can make me look tan. Yeah, it can be
Speaker 1: the tan man. So it depends on the circumference that
Speaker 1: she got you. I don't know if maybe look younger
Speaker 1: and skinnier. Well, yeah, that depending on the configuration of
Speaker 1: the life. Yeah. So they great. I'm into this. Now
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I was not excited about having to be
Speaker 1: like an Instagram booty model, but now I'm excited. So
Speaker 1: they connect via USB. So I don't know how many
Speaker 1: she bought you, but I'd probably recommend to have too.
Speaker 1: And you can get a USB adapter that will plug
Speaker 1: into your computer or like iPad or you have to
Speaker 1: plug into the computer. Is that other work? Yeah, to
Speaker 1: power it on? Yeah so really, but it goes it
Speaker 1: goes via USB. So you know, like if you had
Speaker 1: a thumb drive or if you had like a you know,
Speaker 1: a teabout hard drive that you plugged into your computer
Speaker 1: the same way that it powers on. So you want
Speaker 1: to have one on your left side, probably like it
Speaker 1: around like ten o'clock, and another one to your right
Speaker 1: at like one or two o'clock. Just this is becoming
Speaker 1: more expensive here as I talked to you know, you
Speaker 1: know what, I only ordered one of them. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: probably twenty bucks, right fibbucks. I think it was a
Speaker 1: little more than that, and it was like thirty something.
Speaker 1: It's not just the light though, it comes with the
Speaker 1: tripod and it goes at different levels. Yeah, there's a try.
Speaker 1: I got the one with the tripod because I got
Speaker 1: a weird My studio is a weird set up in here.
Speaker 1: You've been in here. It's got a raise kind of
Speaker 1: desk and stuff that I have in front of me. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the tripod itself, though, it tilts, so if you
Speaker 1: put your cell phone on there, or even your computer
Speaker 1: or your light, those lights they all tilt or you
Speaker 1: can move them to the side and tilt them again.
Speaker 1: So if you want to get the right angle, you
Speaker 1: can tweak it. It's not like a just a straight
Speaker 1: up tripods. Have experience with this. Guest guy sounds like
Speaker 1: I use that stuff at home. So yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: part of me encouraging you like two years ago. Here
Speaker 1: we go, like over three hundred sixty five days ago,
Speaker 1: it was too did do stuff like this, Which is
Speaker 1: just amazing that someone now asked you to do it
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, I'll do it. That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that I never said it was a great idea.
Speaker 1: I never said it was a great idea. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I figured, you know, if somebody, if a boss asked
Speaker 1: you to do something during a pandemic, you probably should consider.
Speaker 1: You probably should consider. You know what I'm saying, when
Speaker 1: people are losing their jobs, I'm like, you know, who
Speaker 1: am I to bitch? You know? I could? I could
Speaker 1: do this? Well, I just think it's that much work.
Speaker 1: I can do it and people seem to like it.
Speaker 1: So that's good. What's part of the evolution? I mean,
Speaker 1: because you are you're a multi media broadcasters, So I
Speaker 1: think that's the purpose of being you know, multifaceted as
Speaker 1: opposed to just you know, one trick pony. So I
Speaker 1: think this goes back to what we talked about last week,
Speaker 1: like how to win friends and influence people? Right? Have
Speaker 1: you finished the book? Now? It's a great read man.
Speaker 1: It is a wonderful book. Is that not great life advice?
Speaker 1: It is an easy book, and yeah, like I I
Speaker 1: every time I read a chapter, I think about what
Speaker 1: I used to do compared to what I do now,
Speaker 1: and it's like a bullet of Chatti shop a little
Speaker 1: bit different. Yeah, you know, I have changed the way
Speaker 1: I broadcast. I read that book years ago, and I
Speaker 1: incorporated some of the things that I use on the radio.
Speaker 1: Just a fucking minute, no way, Yes, I do the
Speaker 1: opening chapters, the three c's, don't complain, don't criticize, and
Speaker 1: don't condemn, and you do all three of them. I
Speaker 1: ignored that part. Okay, I ignored that, But there's other
Speaker 1: parts of the book that I do. I do use,
Speaker 1: do you. Yeah, I don't want to get into it here,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean there are certain things later in
Speaker 1: the book that we talked about on human relations that
Speaker 1: I have added to my repertoire. And uh, and it
Speaker 1: really helped me. It's good. It really helped me and
Speaker 1: and I think it helped create what we have whatever
Speaker 1: whatever it is on the show. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm happy that I'm reading it. So it's uh, it's enjoyable. Um.
Speaker 1: I know you said your your wife is on books too,
Speaker 1: and here we go again. All right, at least you
Speaker 1: made it almost ten minutes this podcast with mentioning my
Speaker 1: wife's name, So congratulations. The last podcast was less than
Speaker 1: three minutes. At least you almost made it to the
Speaker 1: ten minute mark this week. Well, I think it's a
Speaker 1: team effort, don't you. You mentioned last week that she's
Speaker 1: into these books now, like she's in all this like
Speaker 1: brain food books. Oh yeah, she's been taking college classes
Speaker 1: and she's been I guess she wants to go back
Speaker 1: to school for some degree or whatever. But you know,
Speaker 1: she's got that, and she's been reading all these different books,
Speaker 1: and I just tell her, don't tell me because I'm
Speaker 1: like I've told it, don't buy anything, don't buy any
Speaker 1: I'm taking a pay cut, don't buy anything. And so
Speaker 1: as long as I don't know about it, out of sight,
Speaker 1: out of mind, you know, buy whatever the hell hell
Speaker 1: you want, but just don't tell me about it. Well
Speaker 1: that's good. See this is the evolution of the Mallards.
Speaker 1: Then this is this is great. I'm excited for your
Speaker 1: Christmas party. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna come to my Christmas party this year. I'm
Speaker 1: sure no one will stay home. Yeah, yeah, yes, we'll
Speaker 1: I'll be wearing those the t Rex costume to blow
Speaker 1: up t Rex costume will be Halloween theme to the
Speaker 1: oh Man, oh Man oh Man. Be sure to catch
Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two
Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. I didn't mention this in
Speaker 1: the previous podcast. I would like to address this right now.
Speaker 1: Will we will get to the usual standard fair here
Speaker 1: study this and my favorite part of the podcast, pop Quiz,
Speaker 1: which I love. I can just quiz David gascon Man
Speaker 1: Do I love that and I have all the answers
Speaker 1: and he's gotten none of the answers, and then you
Speaker 1: can play along. I like the fact that you can
Speaker 1: play along, and that's pretty cool that you can play along.
Speaker 1: So we'll have pop Quiz as well. But I wanted
Speaker 1: to address the profanity and I had something embarrassing. I
Speaker 1: have not said this at all publicly. This is the
Speaker 1: first time I'm gonna say this publicly, so I do
Speaker 1: now because of what's gone on with the pandemic. I
Speaker 1: broadcast the podcast on the radio show from the same place. Now.
Speaker 1: Before I would just do the podcast from the studio,
Speaker 1: my home studio, the old w e I studio, and
Speaker 1: and that was the way we do and then and
Speaker 1: so then they've asked me the company to continue doing
Speaker 1: the show from home for the time being, And so
Speaker 1: I do all of the shows out of here. And
Speaker 1: sometimes when i'm podcast Mallard, I let it rip. You know,
Speaker 1: fux shit, you know, all these big words, and I
Speaker 1: can't say on the radio show. But then I have
Speaker 1: to do the radio show from the same place. And
Speaker 1: and so I finally got caught. This is this is
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. So I I end up. I do my
Speaker 1: hit in Kansas City, right a couple of days ago
Speaker 1: with Bob Fesco in Kansas City. So again I'm in
Speaker 1: the podcast studio, I'm in the radio studio. I just
Speaker 1: done the radio show, and I'm doing my thing, and
Speaker 1: I somehow slipped a fuck into the comments. I was
Speaker 1: so upset about Blake Snell that I just casually worked
Speaker 1: in the word fuck in to my response, which would
Speaker 1: not have been a problem if this was not for
Speaker 1: the UH Commercial Airways. Unfortunately, that was a pre record.
Speaker 1: This week, we're able to pre record it. Usually we
Speaker 1: don't do that, but we we pre recorded it so
Speaker 1: it was able to be edited out. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: get this message from Bob. Hey, you realize you said
Speaker 1: fuck on the No. I did not realize I said that.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I would not have said that.
Speaker 1: Why would you say that. That would be ridiculous to
Speaker 1: say that. That would be so stupid to say that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, apparently I said it every so often, right, Uh,
Speaker 1: you slipping the tongue And yeah, the first time that
Speaker 1: ever happened. I've told this story a few times, but
Speaker 1: I was. It was during the Olympics back in the nineties,
Speaker 1: and we were so depressed. We had been preempted by
Speaker 1: women's hockey. So it's like late nineties get preempted by
Speaker 1: women's hockey at the Olympics. And so we were on
Speaker 1: a night show. We're like, it's like delayed tape, delayed
Speaker 1: women's hockey. I'm like, who the funk wants to hear that? Know?
Speaker 1: In l A? Oh my god. I was on a
Speaker 1: local show in l A. And so they the boss
Speaker 1: is like, hey, listen, you know, I'm sorry about this,
Speaker 1: but the good news is the game might not go
Speaker 1: that long and maybe you'll get on. So just hang out.
Speaker 1: You have to hang out in Burbank, where we're doing
Speaker 1: the show from. So so I went across the street
Speaker 1: with the guys on the show. We went to adults
Speaker 1: and we were just drinking. And you know, I don't
Speaker 1: drink very much, but that night I did drink. And
Speaker 1: we were eating chicken fingers and talking ship about people
Speaker 1: we worked with and uh. And then we got a
Speaker 1: phone call, not a text message, because that text message
Speaker 1: wasn't in vogue back then. We get a phone call, Hey,
Speaker 1: the game's going short, get your asses back here. So okay,
Speaker 1: So we stumble like a bunch of stumble bumps back
Speaker 1: to the radio station across the street and we go
Speaker 1: up to the eighth floor where the studios were, and
Speaker 1: we're hammered and um, apparently that night we just randomly
Speaker 1: we were finishing sentences with instead of periods. Ship. Uh,
Speaker 1: we say that off, you know, fuck, and it was.
Speaker 1: It was a disaster. So that's like the only time
Speaker 1: that's really happened consistently on the air until this week.
Speaker 1: That's good. I'll never let it happen again because you
Speaker 1: don't have the power of the dump button where you're
Speaker 1: at operating from. I do not that's that's a good thing, though.
Speaker 1: I have plausible then ability because if somebody says something like,
Speaker 1: it's really up to on the radio show, I guess
Speaker 1: somebody claims somebody cursed. I don't think they did this week,
Speaker 1: but it's up to Roberto and Coope. And the great
Speaker 1: thing about those guys don't listen every second, so occasionally
Speaker 1: you can slip one past the goaltender. Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1: It does happen on the menu. Alright, So yeah, study
Speaker 1: this and pop quiz will start with study this. This
Speaker 1: this is where we read you studies. It's our tribute
Speaker 1: to Penn and Teller's Old Shore show on showtime bullshit.
Speaker 1: And we determine whether these studies are legit or their bullshit.
Speaker 1: And so let's get this party started. The first study,
Speaker 1: a new study out says that playing video games for
Speaker 1: just one hour improves your focus. How about that? Do
Speaker 1: we believe this? Do we not believe? I actually believe
Speaker 1: is And this is this is nice because most studies
Speaker 1: that are done about video games are it leads to
Speaker 1: you killing people and you're gonna be a bad seed
Speaker 1: if you play video games. This is to get off
Speaker 1: my lawn crowd. So I I agree with this, especially
Speaker 1: in the new video games. I'm guessing when I was
Speaker 1: playing duck Hunt back in the day, it didn't really
Speaker 1: improve my focus very much compared to playing Grand Theft
Speaker 1: Auto or some of the games that are out today,
Speaker 1: which are so ridiculous, so over the top the graphics
Speaker 1: and all that. So I I absolutely buy that too.
Speaker 1: Do you play well, do you play any games on
Speaker 1: your phone? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Well my michigas I told
Speaker 1: you a few weeks back, is I'm playing one of
Speaker 1: these games that will pay you if you get to
Speaker 1: a certain let a certain level, right, and so it
Speaker 1: when I started the first like two days of playing
Speaker 1: the game, I ended up making like seventeen dollars. And
Speaker 1: then it said this is great. So it says, all right,
Speaker 1: well great, I'm gonna look at it right now. All right,
Speaker 1: So it says here you need to have twenty dollars
Speaker 1: to exchange for an Amazon gift card or cash out
Speaker 1: with PayPal. So I'm at like seventeen dollars. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: no problem, right, And so then after like you know,
Speaker 1: fifty levels, it will give you some more money to
Speaker 1: add on to the to the pot. So after a
Speaker 1: few days, I was at seventeen dollars. I have now
Speaker 1: played let me check here, I have played one thousand
Speaker 1: three levels and I'm at eighteen dollars. Yes, and you've
Speaker 1: got to play about a hundred and eight levels between
Speaker 1: getting more money. And but it's like this, it's like
Speaker 1: a Ponzi scheme because but I don't think that's the
Speaker 1: right analogy. But like you played a hun lets say,
Speaker 1: played two hundred levels, and when I first started, they
Speaker 1: were giving you like three dollars or two dollars, and
Speaker 1: then it's it slowly has weaned like ten cents or
Speaker 1: fifteen cents. It goes like fifteen, then ten, then fifteen.
Speaker 1: So it's gonna take me like another three months to
Speaker 1: get to the twenty dollars. But I'm gonna keep doing
Speaker 1: it because I'm stubborn, I'm pig headed, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: keep doing it. And then I'm gonna cash that twenty
Speaker 1: dollars out and say funk that game. And then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go buy a hat with that twenty dollars. What
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the only do you only cover you
Speaker 1: do only cover like half a hat because he's hats
Speaker 1: like forty bucks now, which is ridiculously yeah, because you
Speaker 1: gotta buy two hats for your big dumb shut up.
Speaker 1: The only game I play on my phone is uh,
Speaker 1: it's a logic base game called Sudoku. Have you heard
Speaker 1: of that? You had? Another way for you to humble brag.
Speaker 1: I play a logic base game. Well, I gotta characterize
Speaker 1: what it is. A buddy of mine got me onto
Speaker 1: it when we took a trip last year to Europe
Speaker 1: and this game you go, you got. It's like sliding
Speaker 1: like a back door curveball, like the batter's knees are frozen.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm onto you, guest, Scott, I know you're staying.
Speaker 1: It's like, let me just working. How great I am?
Speaker 1: Like you know better than you? In Europe traveling with
Speaker 1: my one of my academia friends, one of my one
Speaker 1: centers west of the four h five. Okay, first of all, yes,
Speaker 1: he's west of the four oh five, but I know it.
Speaker 1: I knew he was west of the four oh five.
Speaker 1: I know it. But he he's like this guy that
Speaker 1: knows all these great and useless stats and and facts,
Speaker 1: and so he had this crossroom puzzle that was out
Speaker 1: and he was playing, you know, playing the crossroom puzzle,
Speaker 1: and then he flipped the page and he had this
Speaker 1: game that he was playing. I'm like, what the funk
Speaker 1: is this and he explained it to me, and it's
Speaker 1: logic bass. So it has nine different grids that are
Speaker 1: together and you gotta fill each of them with the
Speaker 1: numbers one through nine, but they can't anyone row can't
Speaker 1: have the same number, and you have to obviously see
Speaker 1: it to get a better understanding of it. But it's
Speaker 1: it's super frustrating and it's it's challenging. So you know,
Speaker 1: certain blocks will have a lot of numbers, certain ones won't.
Speaker 1: You have to logically place those numbers one through nine
Speaker 1: in different spots and so things to do when you're
Speaker 1: stuck up flight. So yeah, I'm old schools. So like
Speaker 1: I I don't want to have to take a MENSA
Speaker 1: test to play a game on my phone. I want painless, carefree, uh,
Speaker 1: just past the time, that kind of stuff. And but see,
Speaker 1: you have a PlayStation, don't you, or an Xbox. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have a PlayStation in the house. I don't use it,
Speaker 1: but the family does. I want to get one, but
Speaker 1: a couple of colleagues at Fox and not to do
Speaker 1: it until Christmas because the new PlayStation is coming out.
Speaker 1: So I waited. But but I should have you. Uh,
Speaker 1: I should have you connect me to your brother because
Speaker 1: which one um? The one in entertainment? Uh? Oh, my
Speaker 1: brother in law. He's not working right now because there's
Speaker 1: nothing's being made. Well, I know that. But I finished.
Speaker 1: For the first time ever, I wrote a pilot. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty happy about that. It took me a little while.
Speaker 1: Another way for you to pray. But about playing video games,
Speaker 1: you were relentless. I'm just talking lest I can't I
Speaker 1: share these things with you. I'm part of my life
Speaker 1: of what I'm doing. I you know, I have friends.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a big accomplishment to write something
Speaker 1: like that, right, I mean, you're so matter of fact
Speaker 1: about sliding these things in any very savage way. By
Speaker 1: the way, I feel like way of your merciless It's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm better than Mallard. I have a smart I'm smarter friends.
Speaker 1: Mallard's friends are knuckle draggers. They're that's who Mallard hangs
Speaker 1: out with. A bunch of barbaric people know I think.
Speaker 1: I think the smartest person I've ever come across that
Speaker 1: you affiliated with is Lee Klein and that guy's encyclopedia.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel we got very upset with
Speaker 1: me because I sent him the stories about how, you know,
Speaker 1: the coronavirus stories that the numbers have changed, they're not
Speaker 1: as bad we got. He just like yelling aim and
Speaker 1: screaming at me. He's trying to vilify me. I've been
Speaker 1: a friend with that guy for twenty five years. I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I'm just down. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: he's not. He's not gonna get those stories because he
Speaker 1: can't handle them. So he gets triggered. So back to
Speaker 1: my story. Do you think you can back to your story? Yes?
Speaker 1: Mr Narcisses guest God, Yes, yes, go ahead here. So
Speaker 1: you want me to hook you up with my brother
Speaker 1: in law who works on He's a set guy. He design,
Speaker 1: he helps make the props. He's a prop guy, a
Speaker 1: lot of work. Man. Have you been on a set
Speaker 1: that he is, Uh, he's designed. I have not. I
Speaker 1: have been on sets in the past for different stuff.
Speaker 1: And well, we used to do the show. One of
Speaker 1: my favorite parts of my career at Fox Sports Radio
Speaker 1: was in the early days is where I get to brag.
Speaker 1: Guest Gun And we had satellite studios at the Fox
Speaker 1: lot in West l A on Pico, and they gave
Speaker 1: us a path. I had the free reign to wander
Speaker 1: around the back lot at the Fox Studios in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: It was unfucking you. I couldn't believe it. And because
Speaker 1: I had cleared by security, I'd go in there. I
Speaker 1: walk around, you know, those New York City backdrops and
Speaker 1: all the different setups, the outside set up so they
Speaker 1: film commercials or TV shows or movies. I got to
Speaker 1: I lived, I got to walk through that. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: I was. I was like a pig and slop and
Speaker 1: I would take friends. Yeah, this was why I should
Speaker 1: have taken women. That would have been a good way
Speaker 1: to impress women. But I'm such a loser. I took
Speaker 1: my guy friends and I take my friends and we'd
Speaker 1: walk around the back lot at the Fox lot. And
Speaker 1: you know, unfortunately there was no cell phones back in
Speaker 1: in those days to take selfies or whatever around. But
Speaker 1: but I have tremendous memories in my head of doing this.
Speaker 1: And then you know what stopped that, guest Gun, Uh,
Speaker 1: unionizing right, No, Uh, September eleven. Yeah, once September eleven happened. Uh,
Speaker 1: the ship hit the fan and you had to drive
Speaker 1: through like amaze to get on the Fox lot. I
Speaker 1: still remember that. Were like sandbags, guys with like fucking
Speaker 1: M six team means outside. It was unreal. I actually
Speaker 1: was on the Fox lot on September eleventh. I was
Speaker 1: doing updates that day. I was backing when I was
Speaker 1: doing updates and I, yeah, it was crazy. It was
Speaker 1: so they made us move our cars out of the
Speaker 1: parking garage because there were rumors that they were going
Speaker 1: to bomb the movie studios and uh. And so I
Speaker 1: had to go during the shift in between updates, I
Speaker 1: had to go move my car out of the parking garage,
Speaker 1: the underground parking and uh. And then I remember driving
Speaker 1: home after that and driving by L A X and
Speaker 1: no planes. I'm like, whoa this is? This ship is
Speaker 1: insane man. Anyway, did you ever go on a set
Speaker 1: with with Fred Dryer? I did not know. I did
Speaker 1: not have you. What are you talking about like a movie?
Speaker 1: What about You've been on porn sets right in the past, guest,
Speaker 1: and you were in a porn career? No, but uh,
Speaker 1: but my dad was. He was able to go on
Speaker 1: plenty of sets because he was good friends with Steven
Speaker 1: Botko before he passed. Oh wow, Bosco is a legend, man.
Speaker 1: I guys like a king of television back in the day. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like twenty one, Jump Street, Murder one, Um cool,
Speaker 1: like all those was your dad like an advisor because
Speaker 1: he had all the day stuff. Yeah, he got like
Speaker 1: a consulting credit. Like the whole nine Yards Sonic Blues,
Speaker 1: like you should have put your dad on. Your dad
Speaker 1: is like the definition of what a police officer looks like.
Speaker 1: He's got the total police officer look, the perissona, the
Speaker 1: whole thing. They should just put him in uniform is
Speaker 1: like an extra that would have been nice, But he
Speaker 1: got to he could muck it up with the with
Speaker 1: the head hot shows. So it's cool. I got to
Speaker 1: see some of the old scripts back in the day,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's pretty surreal to see that stuff now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's that's great for you to have that
Speaker 1: kind of experience. I want to point out that we've
Speaker 1: done study this. We did one story study. We are
Speaker 1: probably twenty five minutes into the podcast. We've done one
Speaker 1: study be sure to catch live edition so the Ben
Speaker 1: Maller Show week days at two am Eastern eleven pm.
Speaker 1: All right, uh, here we go. Let's try to go
Speaker 1: through some of these without giving twenty minutes stories and
Speaker 1: sermons about your life. Guest, got bitter becomes better? A
Speaker 1: study finds you can train your taste buds to like veggies.
Speaker 1: Believe that. I do believe this too. I had an
Speaker 1: old guy tell me years ago how to do this.
Speaker 1: It's it involves fasting, but it also involves like just
Speaker 1: eating one food for a certain amount of time. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's like a week, two weeks, a month,
Speaker 1: but like if you eat just potatoes and you can't
Speaker 1: put I remember you said you can't put salt, pepper,
Speaker 1: or garlic or seasoning on the potatoes, just potatoes. You
Speaker 1: can bake the potatoes, but you just can. You can
Speaker 1: only eat the potato without like butter and all that
Speaker 1: other stuff. And then if you just eat the potatoes
Speaker 1: for like a month, then you will reset. When you
Speaker 1: start to eat other foods, the other foods will taste
Speaker 1: much different than they did before. I just yeah, I
Speaker 1: was thinking, like if you ate it. You mentioned the
Speaker 1: season and I was gonna say, like eating those things
Speaker 1: with other food incorporate with it, like a steak or
Speaker 1: chicken breast. Yeah, I don't know about that, but I
Speaker 1: was told that if you want to reset your body,
Speaker 1: you can. You have to, and it doesn't have to potatoes,
Speaker 1: but it has to be something without a lot of
Speaker 1: flavor to it, to kind of a bland food, and
Speaker 1: you just eat that only that. Can't eat anything other
Speaker 1: than that for a certain amount of time, and then
Speaker 1: when you start incorporating other foods they will taste much different.
Speaker 1: But you should not take medical advice from a podcast. No,
Speaker 1: definitely should not. All right. A zoologist has discovered the
Speaker 1: first known animal that doesn't breathe oxygen. How about that? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a game change. You're right, du tell alright, So
Speaker 1: let me give you the details on this, because these
Speaker 1: are the kind of things that that I enjoy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is out of Tel Aviv shout out Israel. Zoologists
Speaker 1: and Tel Aviv University have discovered the new animal that
Speaker 1: does not breathe oxygen. This challenges the long standing assumptions
Speaker 1: in the science community about the the more Kingdom. Now
Speaker 1: the newly discovered species is a type of parasite, which
Speaker 1: I don't know that does that count as a animal?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess it's a parasite called a
Speaker 1: oh boy, I'm not gonna be able to pronounce that,
Speaker 1: uh called. It lives in the muscles of a salmon
Speaker 1: and is made up of less than ten cells. Is
Speaker 1: related to corals and jellyfish at some point though, and
Speaker 1: it's evolution. The salmon and cola whatever, uh, stop producing
Speaker 1: energy via respiration. So they're examining this and they're trying
Speaker 1: to determine if this how does this relate to us?
Speaker 1: And could we see more creatures? Are there more creatures
Speaker 1: out there that we don't know about that don't breathe auction?
Speaker 1: All right? We got UFOs that are coming out now,
Speaker 1: and now we get creatures not breathing oxygen. So yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So here we go. You have a sofa
Speaker 1: at the guess on palace there? I guess you have
Speaker 1: you have that going? Yes? All right? Uh So, a
Speaker 1: new study out says the average couch sees thousands of
Speaker 1: kisses and people spilling drinks and all that, but most
Speaker 1: are never cleaned. According to new research out, this is
Speaker 1: out of Europe um and they they say that this
Speaker 1: is done in Britain. But they said the average couch
Speaker 1: will be a comfy place for couples to kiss roughly
Speaker 1: four thousand, four hundred times. The sofa will also be
Speaker 1: the convenient location for over three thousand dates, four thousand,
Speaker 1: two hundred eighty seven hours spent cuddling. Uh. They say
Speaker 1: they're there'll be three thousand, two hundred forty arguments. I
Speaker 1: like how they're exact, uh, and they say. Researchers added
Speaker 1: that a person will likely be kicked out of bed
Speaker 1: and sent to sleep on the couch six twelve times
Speaker 1: in the life of the couch. But it gets messy.
Speaker 1: Researchers claim that the ridged sofa will see six thousand,
Speaker 1: nine hundred sixties spills during his life. And despite all
Speaker 1: of that, twelve percent of the response it's admitted they've
Speaker 1: never cleaned their couch. Another said it's been at least
Speaker 1: a year since they've cleaned their couch. So all right,
Speaker 1: let's you want to have some fun with numbers here, guests,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use some Mallar math. Now, remember disclaimer. Mallar
Speaker 1: math is a version of math, but not accurate math.
Speaker 1: It's mallar math. That's the way it goes. Okay, so
Speaker 1: let's do the math. Twelve percent of six thousand, nine
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty what would what would that number be? Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see here. Wow, that's and then you expand that
Speaker 1: and like that's a lot of people haven't clean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe that. I get very upset when stuff gets
Speaker 1: built on the sofa at the Mallard Man. We got
Speaker 1: a pretty long sofa here and it happens all the time.
Speaker 1: But in fact it got stained. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see what happened, but we have a stain on it.
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't me. Yeah, well there was. There was
Speaker 1: some art. We had an artist in the house, guess
Speaker 1: on that was. And they had a pen with this
Speaker 1: this bright red kind of highlighter type pen thing that
Speaker 1: was permanent and they were shaking the pen and kaboom,
Speaker 1: and it exploded and went all over the side of
Speaker 1: the sofa. So we did instead of just fixing it
Speaker 1: and replacing the sofa because it's expensive, we just put
Speaker 1: a blanket over. It. Goes to your point though, like
Speaker 1: a lot of couches, they're not white, you know, so
Speaker 1: they're usually or brown or black. So more often than not,
Speaker 1: they either can't see it or they just assumed no
Speaker 1: one else is gonna see it anyway, so I clean
Speaker 1: it all right. Next on study this a Love and Loneliness.
Speaker 1: Fifty two of Americans already in relationship are using dating
Speaker 1: apps whall in quarantine, taboo, bad job by you on you?
Speaker 1: And they think this is more men or women. The
Speaker 1: joke is it's got to be men, right, But I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be man, you know, like the women
Speaker 1: for their ego are out there. I think. I think
Speaker 1: I think women are more clever to be on social media,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna do anything like this. They work other means,
Speaker 1: what kind of deceit what kind of deceitful ways are
Speaker 1: you thinking? The kinder gentler, I think friends of friends,
Speaker 1: I think co workers. I think there's waste to Oh
Speaker 1: so you think they're like hooking up with they are
Speaker 1: hooking up. They're actually hooking up with other I got you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. The survey commissioned by Lelo, I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. I found that forty is out of
Speaker 1: New York of both single and attached Americans are at
Speaker 1: downloaded a dating app wall in quarantine. The big difference, however,
Speaker 1: was that people who already have a significant other are
Speaker 1: apparently taking their browsing browsing even further. They said forty
Speaker 1: of single people said they've signed up for a dating
Speaker 1: website during the isolation, fifty two percent of attached Americans
Speaker 1: signed up. And they got a bunch of other numbers
Speaker 1: here that Yeah, I guess i'd buy that. Why not?
Speaker 1: What the hell? Dating sites are are out there and
Speaker 1: people are using them, and they're curious, and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: let me see if people see if I'm still attractive
Speaker 1: and people will want to hook up with maybe there's
Speaker 1: something better out there. Would you have that? Would you
Speaker 1: ever investigate your wife's phone if you had that suspicion? Uh?
Speaker 1: Again with the wife, no question, she wouldn't care. I
Speaker 1: mean she I can play with her phone or whatever.
Speaker 1: You can play with my phone. It's no no big deal.
Speaker 1: So what about you are your paranoid type guest on
Speaker 1: do you think? No, I'm not a paranoid type, but
Speaker 1: I think that I have the appreciation for everyone's right
Speaker 1: to privacies. I wouldn't barging in. Yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 1: the thing. I mean, my my space your space, I said,
Speaker 1: my space. That's an outdated but yeah, get the point,
Speaker 1: all right, A couple more studies and we'll get the
Speaker 1: pop quiz, which is my favorite part of the bit. Uh.
Speaker 1: Here we go study. All disease models are wrong, they say,
Speaker 1: but new mathematical tools out can help. This is important
Speaker 1: to me because we talked about I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was this podcast or a previous podcast, about the
Speaker 1: fact that many decisions are made based on these models,
Speaker 1: these scientific models, which they scientists admit they're all wrong,
Speaker 1: but yet society shuts down based on these which is
Speaker 1: very upsetting to us. All right, I think we can
Speaker 1: we're on the same page on this is at a
Speaker 1: University of Colorado. University of Colorado study, they determined this
Speaker 1: that they're all wrong. They're all wrong. The researchers in Colorado,
Speaker 1: they say they've developed a new mathematical tool that can
Speaker 1: help produce more accurate disease infection predictions. Where the funk
Speaker 1: was this before coronavirus anyway, goes into detail and need
Speaker 1: all the minutia. Can look that up on the internet yourself.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we can see a headline from scientists that
Speaker 1: say all disease models are wrong, and yet you try
Speaker 1: to point that out to someone and wait two more weeks,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait till more kes just slap them
Speaker 1: in the faces. What you would like to do? Alright?
Speaker 1: See here, you know I wouldn't We just move on
Speaker 1: to pop quiz because we're getting late in the in
Speaker 1: the day here, Yes, and I want to pop quiz
Speaker 1: al right. These are actual quizzes for Gascon and you
Speaker 1: can play along as well. The way the bit works,
Speaker 1: which is more fun, is if you try to answer
Speaker 1: these and then you can pat yourself on the back
Speaker 1: and brag if most people don't listen with anyone else,
Speaker 1: and you can say how smart you are to yourself.
Speaker 1: All right, so here we go. Uh, here's the question.
Speaker 1: We throw away five hundred seventy nine of these each second.
Speaker 1: Million of these are thrown away a day, and we
Speaker 1: have all used one at one point in our lives.
Speaker 1: Every man, woman and child at one point used uh,
Speaker 1: tissue paper. It's not a bad guess, but you're you're wrong.
Speaker 1: The answer diapers, all right, right? Diapers. The great thing
Speaker 1: about diapers is you come into life needing diapers. You
Speaker 1: go out of life if you're lucky enough to live
Speaker 1: long enough needing diapers, so you get the full the
Speaker 1: full circle of of life is around diapers. Don't remind
Speaker 1: me something we have looked forward to these all right?
Speaker 1: This hairstyle has seen a huge spike in Google searches
Speaker 1: over the past six weeks during the quarantine. What is it?
Speaker 1: What hairstyle has seen a huge spike in Google searches. Oh,
Speaker 1: the mullet, That is correct, You've got that one right.
Speaker 1: Google searches for how to cut a mullet have been
Speaker 1: through the roof. I'm I'm trending that way, man, I'm
Speaker 1: not happy about the result. I got hair growing over
Speaker 1: my ears now my hats can't contain it. Um, it's
Speaker 1: not good. It's not Yeah, it's bad, you know. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I told my wife listen, I said,
Speaker 1: I know you're taking all these hidy tidy classes from
Speaker 1: Yale and Duke and all these places that put their
Speaker 1: classes online and all that. That's great. How about you
Speaker 1: watch a couple of YouTube videos how to cut hair
Speaker 1: that would really help us out over here. Why don't
Speaker 1: you go full on lex Luthor, Like, why don't you
Speaker 1: go bicket? Yeah? I was thinking about my brother in
Speaker 1: New York. I think I told the story on he
Speaker 1: shaved his his hair off. He was so frustrated the
Speaker 1: barbershops in New York City were close. He just cut
Speaker 1: it all his hair off, and I thought he was
Speaker 1: sick or something. I thought, well, at first, I thought
Speaker 1: it was like a joke. I thought it was like
Speaker 1: a filter on his phone, and then it turned out
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I was like, whoa, Yeah, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 1: I have thought about trying to cut my own hair.
Speaker 1: Why not, because if it turns out like you you
Speaker 1: fucking make your pizza, you're gonna funk yourself. Qu My
Speaker 1: pizza is delicious. You burn my mouth when pizza because
Speaker 1: it was so good. I ate it too fast. That's
Speaker 1: that's a great thing, when it's so wonderful. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to eat the damn pizza you're gonna have. One
Speaker 1: of the reason it was I was during the NFL
Speaker 1: and I wanted to, you know, I want to eat
Speaker 1: and watch the game, and it was like second half
Speaker 1: of the game. I cooked it at a halftime. You
Speaker 1: know that thing. What are you gonna do for the
Speaker 1: back of your head? What do you have? Like the
Speaker 1: no I know that's the problem. Man, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to cut the hair in the back. I can
Speaker 1: do the sides. I could do that, and I definitely
Speaker 1: so I keep wearing these hats, so it's not that
Speaker 1: big deal. But the I have a big head as
Speaker 1: it is, and then you add on a layer of hair.
Speaker 1: Fortunately it's only on the side. It's not really on
Speaker 1: the top, which I wish. I wish. I was like,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be so bad if it just started growing
Speaker 1: on the top, but it's like it's not really growing
Speaker 1: up there much. So it's like, jeez, why don't you
Speaker 1: have a beard that goes all the way up or
Speaker 1: at least halfway up to your ears and then pick
Speaker 1: your head? Yeah, I think I would just be terrible
Speaker 1: if I don't know. Fox Sports Radio has the best
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Speaker 1: listen live all right. Moving on, During World War Two,
Speaker 1: The New York Times wrote an article about this now
Speaker 1: very popular item in order to educate the public about
Speaker 1: said item, which is now in pretty much every locale
Speaker 1: in the United States. But during World War two, The
Speaker 1: New York Times had to write an article about it,
Speaker 1: and it has become amazingly popular. What do you think
Speaker 1: it is something? Do you have an answer? Guest? No,
Speaker 1: I mean my first guest. When you're saying, like world
Speaker 1: War two, I was gonna say, like Mercedes bad, it's
Speaker 1: a food, it's a food dish. I'll give you a
Speaker 1: um food dish that was not in America wildly. But
Speaker 1: then after World War two, no pizza, but that they
Speaker 1: didn't have pizza. No Holy Dominoes, and it's a hunt
Speaker 1: and Papa John's Batman no pizza, all right. A new
Speaker 1: report says this is pop quiz. New report says over
Speaker 1: the past two months, the amount of people using this
Speaker 1: form of technology has increased to at least one in
Speaker 1: four adults. What is it? Uh obviously to be a computer. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's related. It's actually it's a it says here
Speaker 1: in the answer, I have it says a voice assist
Speaker 1: slash smart speaker. What is that? Oh okay, I got
Speaker 1: you or Alexa or whatever? Right that? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 1: use that, No, no, never, yeah, I don't use it.
Speaker 1: Most people don't do this when shopping. What is it
Speaker 1: um write a list. Well that is probably true, but
Speaker 1: that's not the answer. Pay with cash Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't pay with cash. We travel about one point
Speaker 1: three billion miles per year using this what is it
Speaker 1: our feet? It is incorrect. Well, let's we travel more
Speaker 1: than one point three billion as there's all the people
Speaker 1: on the planet. There's billions of people. But the answer elevators.
Speaker 1: About that you travel one point three billion miles per
Speaker 1: year in an elevator. That's a great question. That's a
Speaker 1: fun fact right there. You can back when society opens up.
Speaker 1: If you're in Wisconsin or Florida or Georgia a place
Speaker 1: like that where it's open, or Texas, you can use
Speaker 1: that to win a beer at the bar. One point
Speaker 1: three billion miles high man, all right, a couple more
Speaker 1: pop quiz. Nine percent of us who were scared of
Speaker 1: this as a kid it's an item, are still afraid
Speaker 1: of this as an adults. You're not far away. It's
Speaker 1: related to clowns. Most clowns have this in their bag
Speaker 1: of tricks, their toolbag. Was it like the horn or whatever?
Speaker 1: A little balloons? Balloons? Yeah, nine of kids, we're scared. Actually,
Speaker 1: nine percent of people were scared as kids, and they're
Speaker 1: still scared as adults of balloons. I've never been scared
Speaker 1: of blows? Am I better? Like person, Have you ever
Speaker 1: been scared of clowns? No? I wasn't a big clown guy,
Speaker 1: but I was never scared of clowns. Like I wasn't
Speaker 1: like running over to Ronald McDonald when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: But I was like whatever. You know, I was kind
Speaker 1: of a little creepy with the pain on the face,
Speaker 1: but I didn't really get scared of it. You know,
Speaker 1: some people do. Who's that guy was? John Wayne Gacey? Right?
Speaker 1: Was that the guy that dressed up as a clown
Speaker 1: and the mass murder? Oh? He lost me on that
Speaker 1: with the hell John Wayne Gacy? Yeah, I remember. You
Speaker 1: don't know that story? American serial killer? Yeah he was.
Speaker 1: He was. He performed at hospit doles and stuff as
Speaker 1: Patches the clown and he was killing people in his house.
Speaker 1: He was raping them and torturing them and killing them.
Speaker 1: But he was Patches the clown us. Yeah, he didn't
Speaker 1: know that story. I usually he's killing like he was
Speaker 1: gay or whatever. He was killing men, you know, and
Speaker 1: all that so pervert and dope and loser and all that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, didn't think i'd be mentioning that. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you've never heard of that. Thirty three young men
Speaker 1: and boys. That is unbelievable. Pog clown what's that? His
Speaker 1: name was Pog of the clown or Patches the clown? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Patches the remember Patches the clown? Remember that? But yeah,
Speaker 1: he was. It wasn't in Chicago or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was in Chicago. Yeah. I think that's the reason
Speaker 1: when I was a kid there was this this stigma
Speaker 1: about clowns that people had. I think a lot of
Speaker 1: it was because of John Wayne Gaze. He was a
Speaker 1: famous murderer back in the back in the day. All right,
Speaker 1: Moving on on pop is what type of alcohol has
Speaker 1: had the biggest bump in sales since the pandemic? Do
Speaker 1: my first? My first? Vodka? Vodka? Good guess? But I
Speaker 1: think I think it's beer, not beer. No tequila? Alr
Speaker 1: people are running out to bite tequila during the pandemic. Alright.
Speaker 1: A new study shows that blank percent of women said
Speaker 1: they will not feel safe trying on clothes in dressing
Speaker 1: rooms because of the coronavirus. Even when society opens up
Speaker 1: they don't, Well, we're not gonna feel comfortable putting on
Speaker 1: clothes at the store. All right, what percentage I'm gonna
Speaker 1: it's hi, I'm gonna say. It's like you are very close,
Speaker 1: but you went over, so you do not win the
Speaker 1: showcase show now, and so clothing stores are like changing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 1: But it's Macy's has there. They used to have a policy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they have it anymore, but Macy's
Speaker 1: has a policy where if you bought something online, they
Speaker 1: delivered it to you, you have a free um. You
Speaker 1: can refund it and return it in exchange for a
Speaker 1: different item. You can either get reimbursed all the way
Speaker 1: or getting different items. So if you run that risk
Speaker 1: or that problem, you can do that. So alright, a
Speaker 1: couple more here on pop quiz, a new survey says
Speaker 1: that this is the most common thing you'll find in
Speaker 1: junk drawers across America. What is it? A book of matches?
Speaker 1: So you think in the junk drawers, the little book
Speaker 1: of matches there the paper clips? Paper clips is a
Speaker 1: good one? No, the answer a tube or container of superglue.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, I need some glue. Go to
Speaker 1: the go junk drawer. That's where it is. That's where
Speaker 1: our glue is in our drunk drawer. Let's that's where
Speaker 1: I keep my glue. Yeah, all right. The average parent
Speaker 1: says a thousand items from their kids school, from their
Speaker 1: kids child saves a thousand items for the kid's childhood.
Speaker 1: Seventeen percent will save at least one of these. No
Speaker 1: what your no, wow, I'm gonna say, retainer. I don't
Speaker 1: know a bib? All right, your mom doesn't have a
Speaker 1: little guest gone bib when you were a little annoying child,
Speaker 1: the narcissistic child. I bet you have that. I butt
Speaker 1: your mom has that, your dad has that somewhere saved away.
Speaker 1: Your baby book. My mom saved everything. She was Oh
Speaker 1: my my mom. Oh she had loved all this stuff,
Speaker 1: like a massive baby book. My mom was so excited
Speaker 1: to be a mom. She she was great. You know,
Speaker 1: I go back and look at all this crap and
Speaker 1: you're like, whoa, it's all faded because it's old and ship.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's pretty cool that she was that into
Speaker 1: being a mom. That's pretty neat. All right, let's see here,
Speaker 1: all right. Most of us say, we're responsible enough to
Speaker 1: do this all the time. What is it we're responsible
Speaker 1: to do this all the time? Yeah, it's pretty generic. Um,
Speaker 1: it's something around the house. Uh, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: to change the mess with the fuse box, mess with
Speaker 1: the fuse I think everyone, Come on, some people are
Speaker 1: freaked out by electricity and should be freaked out electricity.
Speaker 1: The answer is pick up dogshit is the answer. All that.
Speaker 1: Most people think they're responsible enough the dog shits, they
Speaker 1: can clean it up. All right. That is it for
Speaker 1: pop Quiz. Will have another podcast with thrown't stick to sports,
Speaker 1: and we'll have the mail Bag and all that. Have
Speaker 1: a wonderful weekend. You can see how to follow us
Speaker 1: there if you look at your podcast page. But if
Speaker 1: you're too lazy to do that, you can check me
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Speaker 1: wonderful day. We'll catch you next time on the fifth hour.