WEBVTT - What About Me? 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:05.680 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:09.200 was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.880 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:15.760 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.799 pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:23.560 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:31.560 Ben Maller starts right now. Audio bear, knuckle boxing, we 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:35.199 bob and weave on the podcast here as we are 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:41.159 in the air everywhere the vast power of I Heart 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:44.320 the podcast network from my heart, and as you know, 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:46.879 you were available everywhere and man or a lot of 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:50.000 places to get podcasts endless really when you think about 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:52.040 most people seem to get their podcasts. You get on 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:57.320 iHeart or Apple, but people find it. I get people 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:59.760 that email me from very odd places I didn't even 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:02.000 know existed that you can get the podcast. It is 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.240 all over the place. And we do this podcast now 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:07.800 eight days a week, just like the old Beatles song 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.440 eight days a week because of the pandemic and the 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:13.479 numbers are good, and if the numbers continue to be good, 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.200 the downloads are up and more people are listening than 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:20.720 we will continue somehow to pull out three podcasts a week, 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.360 even when things return to normal and we don't have 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.160 any reason to do it because we can actually leave 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:29.559 our homes and we're imprisoned. We're under house arrest in California. 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.160 We got some good news here this week that we 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:37.120 learned that because of really doing well in in prison, 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.920 uh that being a model prisoner, we're getting our our 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:45.240 sentence extended for three months. It sounds like hopefully not, 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.880 but as always I am joined by for better or worse, 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.720 the man affectionately known in the hallways of Fox Sports 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:56.320 Radio as gag On David Gascon. Yeah, we're we're up 0:01:56.520 --> 0:02:00.920 over the last sixty days. Been a and uh yeah, 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.400 people are living listen to us all over the platforms. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:09.320 I Heart Radio, Apple, iTunes of course, Spotify, Apple Watch, Stitcher, 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:14.280 uh tune in. You know it's it's um. The evolution 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:18.040 of you in is continued to pave out nicely and 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:23.120 blossom like a beautiful rose um the digital This is 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.480 where the narcissist checks all right, This is where humble 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:32.880 brag Gascon go ahead, humble brags, shelf adoring pampas guest 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.119 go on. Earlier in the week, gest to the four 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:38.600 oh five guesscons. Earlier in the week, I was showered 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:40.840 by praise from you on on a nice little little 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.400 prop for for show, and we already covered that in 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.560 a future but former podcast. I was remissed though, to 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.440 mention the fact that last week you actually did the 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:52.840 same when we took our act to Zoom and we 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:56.560 provide something on on YouTube which was nicely decorated, and 0:02:56.560 --> 0:03:00.280 you were pleasantly surprised that it actually turned out. Well. Yeah, 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.400 I was expecting horrific things. We did a podcast one 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:07.200 time on what what was that thing we did? Uh? Yeah, 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:10.040 we did it on Skype and it it literally was 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:15.800 tin can string quality. The first radio like when the 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:20.120 Titanic sent the Morse code that sounded better than the 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:23.160 podcast that we did on on Skype. It was horrible. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.240 So I was assuming that that was That was the 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.960 expectation I had, that this would be like Skype. That's 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:31.079 what I assumed it would be. Well, unfortunate for them, 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.799 but fortunate for us. We did survive the Maiden Voyage. Yeah, 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:35.840 there's Zoom things pretty cool. I've only done a few 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.160 of those with my family, but and I did this 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:41.600 from the studio, and I have this other headset. I 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.680 didn't use the microphone that I used for the show, 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.160 and it worked out pretty well. By the way, I 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.880 want to announce guess on that in the next couple 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.400 of weeks, if everything goes right, I will be redecorating 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:54.640 the home studio. I will be rebranding the home studio. 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.320 Thank god, you did some penance up there. You need 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.400 Uh no, No, I'm gonna put like I don't want 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.560 to say what I'm I'm not surprised you, but it'll 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.880 be branded more. It'll be more branded on the company brands, 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:08.280 so I'll have that. I mean, that's that's I mean, 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:12.280 nothing says white color like I'm gonna have company branded 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:18.400 material at my home studio because I'm doing this from work. Yeah, okay, 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:26.160 so it's a long drive, bro, I'm risking my light. Bro. Yes, 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:31.760 you're the sniveling child like that Tampa Bay Rays pitcher 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:35.560 over there. So if you rebrand your studio, does that 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.480 mean that you'll rebrand your wardrobe because I heard that 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.039 my wardrobe is fine? You dick? What you said that 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:46.960 after you're opening? Well, yeah, I do actually do take 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.080 the hat all because I I'm a sweater you know, 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.440 and I the problem is the light. I'm actually going 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.720 to upgrade the lighting because people have been bitching that's 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.840 too dark in here. But I'm like really, so I 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.880 guess to make the videos pop more, there's some lighting 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.200 I can get that's not that expensive that I can 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:05.159 just put in here. And my my wife found it. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.160 This is a great guest. This is how low my 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.040 life is. This is what such a loser I am. 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.000 Right now, Okay, let me tell you something. It's how 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.200 pathetic I am. So I'm making these YouTube videos and 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.599 they're getting thousands of views, which is pretty cool. You know, 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:19.200 it's nice. It's something I didn't have before and I 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.200 didn't really ask for and they asked me to do it. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:25.040 So I was like whatever and um and Sody was 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.560 like the lighting is not great. So my wife goes 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:31.799 on the internet and sees what like Instagram booty models 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:35.039 where when they're making their videos and stuff, and it's 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.640 like this light that's like wrapped around the phone type 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.800 deal and yeah, the ring lights. Yeah, the ring light. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.040 I even know what the funk that was. And so 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:44.880 then I saw it and then I was like, all right, 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:48.360 all I'll get one of those. I'm gonna have some 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.520 ring lights, so it really pop there and I'll probably 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:54.520 start sweating like that. No, they don't get hot. The 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.799 cool thing is those ring lights. You can actually change 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.279 the lights, so it can be like a bright color. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:01.719 It can be a tan color, or it could be blue. 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:05.800 It can make me look tan. Yeah, it can be 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:08.960 the tan man. So it depends on the circumference that 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.640 she got you. I don't know if maybe look younger 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.800 and skinnier. Well, yeah, that depending on the configuration of 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.680 the life. Yeah. So they great. I'm into this. Now 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.000 I'm excited. I was not excited about having to be 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.720 like an Instagram booty model, but now I'm excited. So 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:26.080 they connect via USB. So I don't know how many 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.160 she bought you, but I'd probably recommend to have too. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.840 And you can get a USB adapter that will plug 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.440 into your computer or like iPad or you have to 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.440 plug into the computer. Is that other work? Yeah, to 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:38.960 power it on? Yeah so really, but it goes it 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.880 goes via USB. So you know, like if you had 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:43.760 a thumb drive or if you had like a you know, 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.760 a teabout hard drive that you plugged into your computer 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:47.920 the same way that it powers on. So you want 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:49.680 to have one on your left side, probably like it 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.840 around like ten o'clock, and another one to your right 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.120 at like one or two o'clock. Just this is becoming 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:55.880 more expensive here as I talked to you know, you 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:58.440 know what, I only ordered one of them. Yeah, it's 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.560 probably twenty bucks, right fibbucks. I think it was a 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.680 little more than that, and it was like thirty something. 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:07.200 It's not just the light though, it comes with the 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:10.040 tripod and it goes at different levels. Yeah, there's a try. 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:11.720 I got the one with the tripod because I got 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.280 a weird My studio is a weird set up in here. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.120 You've been in here. It's got a raise kind of 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.600 desk and stuff that I have in front of me. Okay, 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.240 so the tripod itself, though, it tilts, so if you 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:24.400 put your cell phone on there, or even your computer 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.960 or your light, those lights they all tilt or you 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.360 can move them to the side and tilt them again. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:30.760 So if you want to get the right angle, you 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.080 can tweak it. It's not like a just a straight 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:36.240 up tripods. Have experience with this. Guest guy sounds like 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.720 I use that stuff at home. So yeah, I mean 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.560 part of me encouraging you like two years ago. Here 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.560 we go, like over three hundred sixty five days ago, 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:49.480 it was too did do stuff like this, Which is 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:52.880 just amazing that someone now asked you to do it 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.840 and you're like, yeah, I'll do it. That's a great idea. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.360 I'm happy that I never said it was a great idea. 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:01.080 I never said it was a great idea. Yeah, but 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.400 I figured, you know, if somebody, if a boss asked 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.880 you to do something during a pandemic, you probably should consider. 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.640 You probably should consider. You know what I'm saying, when 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:14.840 people are losing their jobs, I'm like, you know, who 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:16.920 am I to bitch? You know? I could? I could 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:18.920 do this? Well, I just think it's that much work. 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:21.000 I can do it and people seem to like it. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.160 So that's good. What's part of the evolution? I mean, 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:26.920 because you are you're a multi media broadcasters, So I 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.400 think that's the purpose of being you know, multifaceted as 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:33.320 opposed to just you know, one trick pony. So I 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:36.000 think this goes back to what we talked about last week, 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:39.080 like how to win friends and influence people? Right? Have 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.160 you finished the book? Now? It's a great read man. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.760 It is a wonderful book. Is that not great life advice? 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:47.400 It is an easy book, and yeah, like I I 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.679 every time I read a chapter, I think about what 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:52.679 I used to do compared to what I do now, 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.200 and it's like a bullet of Chatti shop a little 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:58.400 bit different. Yeah, you know, I have changed the way 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.520 I broadcast. I read that book years ago, and I 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:05.160 incorporated some of the things that I use on the radio. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:08.560 Just a fucking minute, no way, Yes, I do the 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:13.880 opening chapters, the three c's, don't complain, don't criticize, and 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:16.240 don't condemn, and you do all three of them. I 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:20.320 ignored that part. Okay, I ignored that, But there's other 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.120 parts of the book that I do. I do use, 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.520 do you. Yeah, I don't want to get into it here, 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.640 but yeah, I mean there are certain things later in 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.280 the book that we talked about on human relations that 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:34.640 I have added to my repertoire. And uh, and it 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.080 really helped me. It's good. It really helped me and 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.800 and I think it helped create what we have whatever 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:45.199 whatever it is on the show. And you know what, 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:49.800 I'm happy that I'm reading it. So it's uh, it's enjoyable. Um. 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:52.679 I know you said your your wife is on books too, 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.680 and here we go again. All right, at least you 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.520 made it almost ten minutes this podcast with mentioning my 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:01.199 wife's name, So congratulations. The last podcast was less than 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:03.880 three minutes. At least you almost made it to the 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:05.760 ten minute mark this week. Well, I think it's a 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.400 team effort, don't you. You mentioned last week that she's 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.400 into these books now, like she's in all this like 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:14.760 brain food books. Oh yeah, she's been taking college classes 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:18.120 and she's been I guess she wants to go back 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.679 to school for some degree or whatever. But you know, 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:23.720 she's got that, and she's been reading all these different books, 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.280 and I just tell her, don't tell me because I'm 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.240 like I've told it, don't buy anything, don't buy any 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.040 I'm taking a pay cut, don't buy anything. And so 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:32.760 as long as I don't know about it, out of sight, 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.400 out of mind, you know, buy whatever the hell hell 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:36.040 you want, but just don't tell me about it. Well 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:38.640 that's good. See this is the evolution of the Mallards. 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:42.280 Then this is this is great. I'm excited for your 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:47.840 Christmas party. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:50.520 everyone's gonna come to my Christmas party this year. I'm 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:55.760 sure no one will stay home. Yeah, yeah, yes, we'll 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:58.640 I'll be wearing those the t Rex costume to blow 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.319 up t Rex costume will be Halloween theme to the 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:06.920 oh Man, oh Man oh Man. Be sure to catch 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.560 live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.600 am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:16.600 the I Heart Radio app. I didn't mention this in 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.800 the previous podcast. I would like to address this right now. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:21.520 Will we will get to the usual standard fair here 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:25.200 study this and my favorite part of the podcast, pop Quiz, 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.640 which I love. I can just quiz David gascon Man 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.160 Do I love that and I have all the answers 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:32.920 and he's gotten none of the answers, and then you 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:34.400 can play along. I like the fact that you can 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.400 play along, and that's pretty cool that you can play along. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:38.400 So we'll have pop Quiz as well. But I wanted 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:43.520 to address the profanity and I had something embarrassing. I 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.920 have not said this at all publicly. This is the 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:49.880 first time I'm gonna say this publicly, so I do 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:52.240 now because of what's gone on with the pandemic. I 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:55.319 broadcast the podcast on the radio show from the same place. Now. 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.840 Before I would just do the podcast from the studio, 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.479 my home studio, the old w e I studio, and 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:02.920 and that was the way we do and then and 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.800 so then they've asked me the company to continue doing 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.440 the show from home for the time being, And so 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:12.880 I do all of the shows out of here. And 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:17.839 sometimes when i'm podcast Mallard, I let it rip. You know, 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.840 fux shit, you know, all these big words, and I 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.720 can't say on the radio show. But then I have 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:27.080 to do the radio show from the same place. And 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:31.320 and so I finally got caught. This is this is 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:36.880 so embarrassing. So I I end up. I do my 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:40.200 hit in Kansas City, right a couple of days ago 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:42.320 with Bob Fesco in Kansas City. So again I'm in 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:44.440 the podcast studio, I'm in the radio studio. I just 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:48.560 done the radio show, and I'm doing my thing, and 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:55.120 I somehow slipped a fuck into the comments. I was 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:58.280 so upset about Blake Snell that I just casually worked 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:03.520 in the word fuck in to my response, which would 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:05.679 not have been a problem if this was not for 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:11.040 the UH Commercial Airways. Unfortunately, that was a pre record. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:12.720 This week, we're able to pre record it. Usually we 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.640 don't do that, but we we pre recorded it so 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.679 it was able to be edited out. But yeah, I 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:19.920 get this message from Bob. Hey, you realize you said 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:24.280 fuck on the No. I did not realize I said that. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:27.079 I had no idea. I would not have said that. 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.440 Why would you say that. That would be ridiculous to 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.560 say that. That would be so stupid to say that. 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:36.120 But yeah, apparently I said it every so often, right, Uh, 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.559 you slipping the tongue And yeah, the first time that 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:40.400 ever happened. I've told this story a few times, but 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:43.320 I was. It was during the Olympics back in the nineties, 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.720 and we were so depressed. We had been preempted by 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:50.720 women's hockey. So it's like late nineties get preempted by 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:53.960 women's hockey at the Olympics. And so we were on 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.880 a night show. We're like, it's like delayed tape, delayed 0:13:57.040 --> 0:14:00.120 women's hockey. I'm like, who the funk wants to hear that? Know? 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.240 In l A? Oh my god. I was on a 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.800 local show in l A. And so they the boss 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.320 is like, hey, listen, you know, I'm sorry about this, 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.080 but the good news is the game might not go 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:11.480 that long and maybe you'll get on. So just hang out. 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.720 You have to hang out in Burbank, where we're doing 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.000 the show from. So so I went across the street 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:17.920 with the guys on the show. We went to adults 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:21.240 and we were just drinking. And you know, I don't 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.080 drink very much, but that night I did drink. And 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:27.040 we were eating chicken fingers and talking ship about people 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:31.400 we worked with and uh. And then we got a 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.240 phone call, not a text message, because that text message 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.400 wasn't in vogue back then. We get a phone call, Hey, 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:41.840 the game's going short, get your asses back here. So okay, 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.360 So we stumble like a bunch of stumble bumps back 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.600 to the radio station across the street and we go 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.680 up to the eighth floor where the studios were, and 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:55.120 we're hammered and um, apparently that night we just randomly 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.800 we were finishing sentences with instead of periods. Ship. Uh, 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:02.040 we say that off, you know, fuck, and it was. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.040 It was a disaster. So that's like the only time 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.800 that's really happened consistently on the air until this week. 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.840 That's good. I'll never let it happen again because you 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:11.480 don't have the power of the dump button where you're 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.320 at operating from. I do not that's that's a good thing, though. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.840 I have plausible then ability because if somebody says something like, 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:18.600 it's really up to on the radio show, I guess 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:21.280 somebody claims somebody cursed. I don't think they did this week, 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.560 but it's up to Roberto and Coope. And the great 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:27.160 thing about those guys don't listen every second, so occasionally 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.960 you can slip one past the goaltender. Yeah that's good. 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:33.680 It does happen on the menu. Alright, So yeah, study 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.600 this and pop quiz will start with study this. This 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.240 this is where we read you studies. It's our tribute 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:40.000 to Penn and Teller's Old Shore show on showtime bullshit. 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:44.000 And we determine whether these studies are legit or their bullshit. 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:47.360 And so let's get this party started. The first study, 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:51.480 a new study out says that playing video games for 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:56.520 just one hour improves your focus. How about that? Do 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.800 we believe this? Do we not believe? I actually believe 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.360 is And this is this is nice because most studies 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:07.320 that are done about video games are it leads to 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:10.800 you killing people and you're gonna be a bad seed 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:12.920 if you play video games. This is to get off 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:15.440 my lawn crowd. So I I agree with this, especially 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:17.160 in the new video games. I'm guessing when I was 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.160 playing duck Hunt back in the day, it didn't really 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:23.720 improve my focus very much compared to playing Grand Theft 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:26.320 Auto or some of the games that are out today, 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:31.720 which are so ridiculous, so over the top the graphics 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.080 and all that. So I I absolutely buy that too. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:38.160 Do you play well, do you play any games on 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:42.280 your phone? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Well my michigas I told 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.120 you a few weeks back, is I'm playing one of 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:47.520 these games that will pay you if you get to 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:52.880 a certain let a certain level, right, and so it 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:56.440 when I started the first like two days of playing 0:16:56.480 --> 0:17:02.840 the game, I ended up making like seventeen dollars. And 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:07.640 then it said this is great. So it says, all right, 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.520 well great, I'm gonna look at it right now. All right, 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.520 So it says here you need to have twenty dollars 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.800 to exchange for an Amazon gift card or cash out 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.840 with PayPal. So I'm at like seventeen dollars. So I'm like, oh, 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:22.240 no problem, right, And so then after like you know, 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:24.679 fifty levels, it will give you some more money to 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:28.520 add on to the to the pot. So after a 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:30.840 few days, I was at seventeen dollars. I have now 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:34.160 played let me check here, I have played one thousand 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:40.160 three levels and I'm at eighteen dollars. Yes, and you've 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.480 got to play about a hundred and eight levels between 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:46.800 getting more money. And but it's like this, it's like 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:49.600 a Ponzi scheme because but I don't think that's the 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:51.919 right analogy. But like you played a hun lets say, 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:54.480 played two hundred levels, and when I first started, they 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.040 were giving you like three dollars or two dollars, and 0:17:57.160 --> 0:18:01.359 then it's it slowly has weaned like ten cents or 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:04.680 fifteen cents. It goes like fifteen, then ten, then fifteen. 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:07.600 So it's gonna take me like another three months to 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:09.639 get to the twenty dollars. But I'm gonna keep doing 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.160 it because I'm stubborn, I'm pig headed, and I'm gonna 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.560 keep doing it. And then I'm gonna cash that twenty 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:16.760 dollars out and say funk that game. And then I'm 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:18.480 gonna go buy a hat with that twenty dollars. What 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:20.359 I'm gonna do the only do you only cover you 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:22.120 do only cover like half a hat because he's hats 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:24.119 like forty bucks now, which is ridiculously yeah, because you 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.480 gotta buy two hats for your big dumb shut up. 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.080 The only game I play on my phone is uh, 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:32.080 it's a logic base game called Sudoku. Have you heard 0:18:32.119 --> 0:18:34.360 of that? You had? Another way for you to humble brag. 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:37.879 I play a logic base game. Well, I gotta characterize 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:41.040 what it is. A buddy of mine got me onto 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.960 it when we took a trip last year to Europe 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:47.679 and this game you go, you got. It's like sliding 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:53.280 like a back door curveball, like the batter's knees are frozen. 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:56.520 I mean, I'm onto you, guest, Scott, I know you're staying. 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:59.040 It's like, let me just working. How great I am? 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:02.159 Like you know better than you? In Europe traveling with 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:05.639 my one of my academia friends, one of my one 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:10.400 centers west of the four h five. Okay, first of all, yes, 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:12.840 he's west of the four oh five, but I know it. 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.360 I knew he was west of the four oh five. 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:18.960 I know it. But he he's like this guy that 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:23.359 knows all these great and useless stats and and facts, 0:19:24.200 --> 0:19:26.880 and so he had this crossroom puzzle that was out 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:28.960 and he was playing, you know, playing the crossroom puzzle, 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:31.560 and then he flipped the page and he had this 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:33.160 game that he was playing. I'm like, what the funk 0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:34.920 is this and he explained it to me, and it's 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:38.000 logic bass. So it has nine different grids that are 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:40.320 together and you gotta fill each of them with the 0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:43.800 numbers one through nine, but they can't anyone row can't 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:46.600 have the same number, and you have to obviously see 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:48.800 it to get a better understanding of it. But it's 0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:52.879 it's super frustrating and it's it's challenging. So you know, 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:55.399 certain blocks will have a lot of numbers, certain ones won't. 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.160 You have to logically place those numbers one through nine 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:01.000 in different spots and so things to do when you're 0:20:01.000 --> 0:20:04.200 stuck up flight. So yeah, I'm old schools. So like 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:06.679 I I don't want to have to take a MENSA 0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:11.959 test to play a game on my phone. I want painless, carefree, uh, 0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:15.280 just past the time, that kind of stuff. And but see, 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:18.120 you have a PlayStation, don't you, or an Xbox. Yeah, 0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:20.280 we have a PlayStation in the house. I don't use it, 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:23.159 but the family does. I want to get one, but 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:25.560 a couple of colleagues at Fox and not to do 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:28.040 it until Christmas because the new PlayStation is coming out. 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:33.959 So I waited. But but I should have you. Uh, 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.639 I should have you connect me to your brother because 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:41.040 which one um? The one in entertainment? Uh? Oh, my 0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:45.360 brother in law. He's not working right now because there's 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:48.959 nothing's being made. Well, I know that. But I finished. 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:51.840 For the first time ever, I wrote a pilot. I'm 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:54.560 pretty happy about that. It took me a little while. 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:57.760 Another way for you to pray. But about playing video games, 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:00.960 you were relentless. I'm just talking lest I can't I 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:03.120 share these things with you. I'm part of my life 0:21:03.160 --> 0:21:06.040 of what I'm doing. I you know, I have friends. 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:08.480 I feel like it's a big accomplishment to write something 0:21:08.560 --> 0:21:11.640 like that, right, I mean, you're so matter of fact 0:21:11.680 --> 0:21:14.679 about sliding these things in any very savage way. By 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:18.359 the way, I feel like way of your merciless It's like, hey, 0:21:18.400 --> 0:21:22.520 I'm better than Mallard. I have a smart I'm smarter friends. 0:21:22.600 --> 0:21:27.520 Mallard's friends are knuckle draggers. They're that's who Mallard hangs 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:30.200 out with. A bunch of barbaric people know I think. 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:32.960 I think the smartest person I've ever come across that 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:36.760 you affiliated with is Lee Klein and that guy's encyclopedia. 0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:41.000 I feel like I feel we got very upset with 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:43.320 me because I sent him the stories about how, you know, 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:46.879 the coronavirus stories that the numbers have changed, they're not 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:48.639 as bad we got. He just like yelling aim and 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:53.040 screaming at me. He's trying to vilify me. I've been 0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:54.720 a friend with that guy for twenty five years. I 0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:58.800 was like, all right, I'm just down. Yeah, you know 0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:00.840 he's not. He's not gonna get those stories because he 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:04.920 can't handle them. So he gets triggered. So back to 0:22:05.000 --> 0:22:08.680 my story. Do you think you can back to your story? Yes? 0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:16.040 Mr Narcisses guest God, Yes, yes, go ahead here. So 0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:18.040 you want me to hook you up with my brother 0:22:18.040 --> 0:22:21.760 in law who works on He's a set guy. He design, 0:22:21.840 --> 0:22:24.879 he helps make the props. He's a prop guy, a 0:22:24.920 --> 0:22:26.880 lot of work. Man. Have you been on a set 0:22:26.960 --> 0:22:30.000 that he is, Uh, he's designed. I have not. I 0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:33.200 have been on sets in the past for different stuff. 0:22:33.240 --> 0:22:34.960 And well, we used to do the show. One of 0:22:35.040 --> 0:22:37.720 my favorite parts of my career at Fox Sports Radio 0:22:37.840 --> 0:22:39.520 was in the early days is where I get to brag. 0:22:39.560 --> 0:22:42.840 Guest Gun And we had satellite studios at the Fox 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:48.280 lot in West l A on Pico, and they gave 0:22:48.359 --> 0:22:52.040 us a path. I had the free reign to wander 0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:57.440 around the back lot at the Fox Studios in Los Angeles. 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:02.639 It was unfucking you. I couldn't believe it. And because 0:23:02.680 --> 0:23:04.639 I had cleared by security, I'd go in there. I 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:07.320 walk around, you know, those New York City backdrops and 0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:10.159 all the different setups, the outside set up so they 0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:13.280 film commercials or TV shows or movies. I got to 0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:16.000 I lived, I got to walk through that. It was amazing. 0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:19.280 I was. I was like a pig and slop and 0:23:19.359 --> 0:23:22.399 I would take friends. Yeah, this was why I should 0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:23.920 have taken women. That would have been a good way 0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:26.280 to impress women. But I'm such a loser. I took 0:23:26.320 --> 0:23:29.080 my guy friends and I take my friends and we'd 0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:32.000 walk around the back lot at the Fox lot. And 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:34.960 you know, unfortunately there was no cell phones back in 0:23:35.240 --> 0:23:37.760 in those days to take selfies or whatever around. But 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:41.000 but I have tremendous memories in my head of doing this. 0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:44.160 And then you know what stopped that, guest Gun, Uh, 0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:51.479 unionizing right, No, Uh, September eleven. Yeah, once September eleven happened. Uh, 0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:53.720 the ship hit the fan and you had to drive 0:23:53.840 --> 0:23:56.080 through like amaze to get on the Fox lot. I 0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:59.280 still remember that. Were like sandbags, guys with like fucking 0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:02.439 M six team means outside. It was unreal. I actually 0:24:02.480 --> 0:24:05.159 was on the Fox lot on September eleventh. I was 0:24:05.240 --> 0:24:07.760 doing updates that day. I was backing when I was 0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:12.320 doing updates and I, yeah, it was crazy. It was 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:15.280 so they made us move our cars out of the 0:24:15.320 --> 0:24:17.280 parking garage because there were rumors that they were going 0:24:17.320 --> 0:24:21.200 to bomb the movie studios and uh. And so I 0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:23.480 had to go during the shift in between updates, I 0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:25.480 had to go move my car out of the parking garage, 0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:28.639 the underground parking and uh. And then I remember driving 0:24:28.760 --> 0:24:32.000 home after that and driving by L A X and 0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:35.520 no planes. I'm like, whoa this is? This ship is 0:24:35.600 --> 0:24:38.520 insane man. Anyway, did you ever go on a set 0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:41.679 with with Fred Dryer? I did not know. I did 0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:45.200 not have you. What are you talking about like a movie? 0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:47.400 What about You've been on porn sets right in the past, guest, 0:24:47.440 --> 0:24:50.200 and you were in a porn career? No, but uh, 0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:53.760 but my dad was. He was able to go on 0:24:53.920 --> 0:24:56.480 plenty of sets because he was good friends with Steven 0:24:56.480 --> 0:24:59.720 Botko before he passed. Oh wow, Bosco is a legend, man. 0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:03.680 I guys like a king of television back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, 0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:08.440 so like twenty one, Jump Street, Murder one, Um cool, 0:25:08.640 --> 0:25:11.040 like all those was your dad like an advisor because 0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:12.920 he had all the day stuff. Yeah, he got like 0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:17.560 a consulting credit. Like the whole nine Yards Sonic Blues, 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:19.760 like you should have put your dad on. Your dad 0:25:19.880 --> 0:25:22.159 is like the definition of what a police officer looks like. 0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:24.879 He's got the total police officer look, the perissona, the 0:25:24.920 --> 0:25:26.560 whole thing. They should just put him in uniform is 0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:29.200 like an extra that would have been nice, But he 0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:31.280 got to he could muck it up with the with 0:25:31.400 --> 0:25:33.000 the head hot shows. So it's cool. I got to 0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:34.600 see some of the old scripts back in the day, 0:25:34.720 --> 0:25:37.399 and you know, it's pretty surreal to see that stuff now. 0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:39.960 But yeah, that's that's great for you to have that 0:25:40.040 --> 0:25:41.920 kind of experience. I want to point out that we've 0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:46.400 done study this. We did one story study. We are 0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:49.320 probably twenty five minutes into the podcast. We've done one 0:25:49.400 --> 0:25:57.040 study be sure to catch live edition so the Ben 0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:59.960 Maller Show week days at two am Eastern eleven pm. 0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:03.600 All right, uh, here we go. Let's try to go 0:26:03.760 --> 0:26:05.840 through some of these without giving twenty minutes stories and 0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:09.800 sermons about your life. Guest, got bitter becomes better? A 0:26:09.960 --> 0:26:13.880 study finds you can train your taste buds to like veggies. 0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:17.520 Believe that. I do believe this too. I had an 0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:19.280 old guy tell me years ago how to do this. 0:26:19.680 --> 0:26:23.560 It's it involves fasting, but it also involves like just 0:26:23.720 --> 0:26:26.240 eating one food for a certain amount of time. I 0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.359 don't know if it's like a week, two weeks, a month, 0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:32.280 but like if you eat just potatoes and you can't 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:34.800 put I remember you said you can't put salt, pepper, 0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:38.960 or garlic or seasoning on the potatoes, just potatoes. You 0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:41.479 can bake the potatoes, but you just can. You can 0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:44.200 only eat the potato without like butter and all that 0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:47.240 other stuff. And then if you just eat the potatoes 0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:51.000 for like a month, then you will reset. When you 0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:53.000 start to eat other foods, the other foods will taste 0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:56.440 much different than they did before. I just yeah, I 0:26:56.560 --> 0:26:58.680 was thinking, like if you ate it. You mentioned the 0:26:58.720 --> 0:27:00.680 season and I was gonna say, like eating those things 0:27:00.760 --> 0:27:03.000 with other food incorporate with it, like a steak or 0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:05.840 chicken breast. Yeah, I don't know about that, but I 0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:07.919 was told that if you want to reset your body, 0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:10.600 you can. You have to, and it doesn't have to potatoes, 0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:12.280 but it has to be something without a lot of 0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:14.639 flavor to it, to kind of a bland food, and 0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:17.440 you just eat that only that. Can't eat anything other 0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:19.479 than that for a certain amount of time, and then 0:27:19.480 --> 0:27:23.240 when you start incorporating other foods they will taste much different. 0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.520 But you should not take medical advice from a podcast. No, 0:27:25.720 --> 0:27:29.760 definitely should not. All right. A zoologist has discovered the 0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:35.560 first known animal that doesn't breathe oxygen. How about that? Wow, 0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:38.600 that's a game change. You're right, du tell alright, So 0:27:38.960 --> 0:27:41.720 let me give you the details on this, because these 0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:44.480 are the kind of things that that I enjoy. Yeah. 0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:49.320 This is out of Tel Aviv shout out Israel. Zoologists 0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:52.399 and Tel Aviv University have discovered the new animal that 0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:57.160 does not breathe oxygen. This challenges the long standing assumptions 0:27:57.640 --> 0:28:01.479 in the science community about the the more Kingdom. Now 0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:05.600 the newly discovered species is a type of parasite, which 0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:08.320 I don't know that does that count as a animal? 0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:11.040 I don't know. I guess it's a parasite called a 0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:13.359 oh boy, I'm not gonna be able to pronounce that, 0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:18.120 uh called. It lives in the muscles of a salmon 0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:20.840 and is made up of less than ten cells. Is 0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:24.560 related to corals and jellyfish at some point though, and 0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:31.320 it's evolution. The salmon and cola whatever, uh, stop producing 0:28:31.640 --> 0:28:37.080 energy via respiration. So they're examining this and they're trying 0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:40.080 to determine if this how does this relate to us? 0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:43.440 And could we see more creatures? Are there more creatures 0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:45.520 out there that we don't know about that don't breathe auction? 0:28:46.360 --> 0:28:48.320 All right? We got UFOs that are coming out now, 0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:52.560 and now we get creatures not breathing oxygen. So yeah, 0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:55.760 all right, So here we go. You have a sofa 0:28:55.800 --> 0:28:58.960 at the guess on palace there? I guess you have 0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:02.560 you have that going? Yes? All right? Uh So, a 0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:07.800 new study out says the average couch sees thousands of 0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:13.040 kisses and people spilling drinks and all that, but most 0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:18.960 are never cleaned. According to new research out, this is 0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:24.720 out of Europe um and they they say that this 0:29:24.920 --> 0:29:27.000 is done in Britain. But they said the average couch 0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:30.920 will be a comfy place for couples to kiss roughly 0:29:31.080 --> 0:29:35.360 four thousand, four hundred times. The sofa will also be 0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:40.520 the convenient location for over three thousand dates, four thousand, 0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:43.800 two hundred eighty seven hours spent cuddling. Uh. They say 0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:46.680 they're there'll be three thousand, two hundred forty arguments. I 0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:50.720 like how they're exact, uh, and they say. Researchers added 0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:52.520 that a person will likely be kicked out of bed 0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:55.040 and sent to sleep on the couch six twelve times 0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:58.280 in the life of the couch. But it gets messy. 0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:02.200 Researchers claim that the ridged sofa will see six thousand, 0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:06.600 nine hundred sixties spills during his life. And despite all 0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:10.480 of that, twelve percent of the response it's admitted they've 0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:15.440 never cleaned their couch. Another said it's been at least 0:30:15.560 --> 0:30:19.880 a year since they've cleaned their couch. So all right, 0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:21.840 let's you want to have some fun with numbers here, guests, 0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:26.600 I'm gonna use some Mallar math. Now, remember disclaimer. Mallar 0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:29.560 math is a version of math, but not accurate math. 0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:32.800 It's mallar math. That's the way it goes. Okay, so 0:30:33.000 --> 0:30:37.640 let's do the math. Twelve percent of six thousand, nine 0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:43.040 hundred and sixty what would what would that number be? Uh, 0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:50.120 let's see here. Wow, that's and then you expand that 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:54.920 and like that's a lot of people haven't clean. Yeah, 0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:57.880 I believe that. I get very upset when stuff gets 0:30:57.920 --> 0:31:00.160 built on the sofa at the Mallard Man. We got 0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:02.760 a pretty long sofa here and it happens all the time. 0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:04.840 But in fact it got stained. I don't want to 0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:07.480 see what happened, but we have a stain on it. 0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:12.480 Like it wasn't me. Yeah, well there was. There was 0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.520 some art. We had an artist in the house, guess 0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:18.800 on that was. And they had a pen with this 0:31:19.200 --> 0:31:23.720 this bright red kind of highlighter type pen thing that 0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:28.480 was permanent and they were shaking the pen and kaboom, 0:31:29.680 --> 0:31:32.040 and it exploded and went all over the side of 0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:34.040 the sofa. So we did instead of just fixing it 0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:36.200 and replacing the sofa because it's expensive, we just put 0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:39.880 a blanket over. It. Goes to your point though, like 0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:43.040 a lot of couches, they're not white, you know, so 0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:47.640 they're usually or brown or black. So more often than not, 0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:50.000 they either can't see it or they just assumed no 0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:51.720 one else is gonna see it anyway, so I clean 0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:55.560 it all right. Next on study this a Love and Loneliness. 0:31:55.720 --> 0:32:02.400 Fifty two of Americans already in relationship are using dating 0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:08.640 apps whall in quarantine, taboo, bad job by you on you? 0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:11.720 And they think this is more men or women. The 0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:15.440 joke is it's got to be men, right, But I 0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:17.280 think it's gonna be man, you know, like the women 0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:19.360 for their ego are out there. I think. I think 0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:22.720 I think women are more clever to be on social media, 0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:25.240 so they're gonna do anything like this. They work other means, 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:30.480 what kind of deceit what kind of deceitful ways are 0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:36.400 you thinking? The kinder gentler, I think friends of friends, 0:32:36.480 --> 0:32:40.520 I think co workers. I think there's waste to Oh 0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:43.200 so you think they're like hooking up with they are 0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:45.640 hooking up. They're actually hooking up with other I got you, Yeah, 0:32:45.960 --> 0:32:49.640 all right. The survey commissioned by Lelo, I don't know 0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:51.640 what that is. I found that forty is out of 0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:55.200 New York of both single and attached Americans are at 0:32:55.280 --> 0:33:00.680 downloaded a dating app wall in quarantine. The big difference, however, 0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:03.440 was that people who already have a significant other are 0:33:03.560 --> 0:33:08.720 apparently taking their browsing browsing even further. They said forty 0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:11.520 of single people said they've signed up for a dating 0:33:11.520 --> 0:33:16.480 website during the isolation, fifty two percent of attached Americans 0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:18.440 signed up. And they got a bunch of other numbers 0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:22.280 here that Yeah, I guess i'd buy that. Why not? 0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:25.120 What the hell? Dating sites are are out there and 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.200 people are using them, and they're curious, and they're like, hey, 0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:29.600 let me see if people see if I'm still attractive 0:33:29.600 --> 0:33:31.520 and people will want to hook up with maybe there's 0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:34.280 something better out there. Would you have that? Would you 0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:38.840 ever investigate your wife's phone if you had that suspicion? Uh? 0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:43.960 Again with the wife, no question, she wouldn't care. I 0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:45.840 mean she I can play with her phone or whatever. 0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:48.160 You can play with my phone. It's no no big deal. 0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:51.440 So what about you are your paranoid type guest on 0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:54.080 do you think? No, I'm not a paranoid type, but 0:33:54.480 --> 0:33:58.840 I think that I have the appreciation for everyone's right 0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:01.240 to privacies. I wouldn't barging in. Yeah, I mean that's 0:34:01.240 --> 0:34:04.760 the thing. I mean, my my space your space, I said, 0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:07.720 my space. That's an outdated but yeah, get the point, 0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:09.480 all right, A couple more studies and we'll get the 0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:12.080 pop quiz, which is my favorite part of the bit. Uh. 0:34:12.200 --> 0:34:16.960 Here we go study. All disease models are wrong, they say, 0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:21.480 but new mathematical tools out can help. This is important 0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:24.560 to me because we talked about I don't know if 0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:27.480 it was this podcast or a previous podcast, about the 0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:33.280 fact that many decisions are made based on these models, 0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:38.200 these scientific models, which they scientists admit they're all wrong, 0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:43.160 but yet society shuts down based on these which is 0:34:43.280 --> 0:34:45.440 very upsetting to us. All right, I think we can 0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:46.840 we're on the same page on this is at a 0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:51.840 University of Colorado. University of Colorado study, they determined this 0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:55.480 that they're all wrong. They're all wrong. The researchers in Colorado, 0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:58.839 they say they've developed a new mathematical tool that can 0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:03.919 help produce more accurate disease infection predictions. Where the funk 0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:07.560 was this before coronavirus anyway, goes into detail and need 0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:09.720 all the minutia. Can look that up on the internet yourself. 0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:13.360 But yeah, we can see a headline from scientists that 0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:16.920 say all disease models are wrong, and yet you try 0:35:16.960 --> 0:35:21.760 to point that out to someone and wait two more weeks, 0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:26.759 Oh my god, wait till more kes just slap them 0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:29.520 in the faces. What you would like to do? Alright? 0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:32.360 See here, you know I wouldn't We just move on 0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:33.840 to pop quiz because we're getting late in the in 0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:35.520 the day here, Yes, and I want to pop quiz 0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:38.200 al right. These are actual quizzes for Gascon and you 0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:40.239 can play along as well. The way the bit works, 0:35:40.280 --> 0:35:41.920 which is more fun, is if you try to answer 0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:44.040 these and then you can pat yourself on the back 0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:46.799 and brag if most people don't listen with anyone else, 0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:49.040 and you can say how smart you are to yourself. 0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:52.200 All right, so here we go. Uh, here's the question. 0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:57.240 We throw away five hundred seventy nine of these each second. 0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:00.759 Million of these are thrown away a day, and we 0:36:00.880 --> 0:36:04.200 have all used one at one point in our lives. 0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:08.839 Every man, woman and child at one point used uh, 0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:14.760 tissue paper. It's not a bad guess, but you're you're wrong. 0:36:16.080 --> 0:36:21.440 The answer diapers, all right, right? Diapers. The great thing 0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:23.600 about diapers is you come into life needing diapers. You 0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:25.239 go out of life if you're lucky enough to live 0:36:25.320 --> 0:36:27.360 long enough needing diapers, so you get the full the 0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:30.440 full circle of of life is around diapers. Don't remind 0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:36.160 me something we have looked forward to these all right? 0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:40.960 This hairstyle has seen a huge spike in Google searches 0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:44.239 over the past six weeks during the quarantine. What is it? 0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:49.279 What hairstyle has seen a huge spike in Google searches. Oh, 0:36:49.880 --> 0:36:52.839 the mullet, That is correct, You've got that one right. 0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:56.480 Google searches for how to cut a mullet have been 0:36:56.560 --> 0:37:00.160 through the roof. I'm I'm trending that way, man, I'm 0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:02.600 not happy about the result. I got hair growing over 0:37:02.719 --> 0:37:07.040 my ears now my hats can't contain it. Um, it's 0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:10.400 not good. It's not Yeah, it's bad, you know. And 0:37:10.520 --> 0:37:13.160 I was like, I told my wife listen, I said, 0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:16.040 I know you're taking all these hidy tidy classes from 0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:18.640 Yale and Duke and all these places that put their 0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:21.719 classes online and all that. That's great. How about you 0:37:21.800 --> 0:37:23.680 watch a couple of YouTube videos how to cut hair 0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:25.799 that would really help us out over here. Why don't 0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:27.880 you go full on lex Luthor, Like, why don't you 0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:33.040 go bicket? Yeah? I was thinking about my brother in 0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:34.680 New York. I think I told the story on he 0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:37.480 shaved his his hair off. He was so frustrated the 0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.319 barbershops in New York City were close. He just cut 0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:41.400 it all his hair off, and I thought he was 0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:42.920 sick or something. I thought, well, at first, I thought 0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:44.279 it was like a joke. I thought it was like 0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:47.040 a filter on his phone, and then it turned out 0:37:47.080 --> 0:37:49.959 it wasn't. I was like, whoa, Yeah, it's pretty wild. 0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:52.440 I have thought about trying to cut my own hair. 0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:57.040 Why not, because if it turns out like you you 0:37:57.200 --> 0:38:00.800 fucking make your pizza, you're gonna funk yourself. Qu My 0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:04.879 pizza is delicious. You burn my mouth when pizza because 0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:06.839 it was so good. I ate it too fast. That's 0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:09.200 that's a great thing, when it's so wonderful. I can't 0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:11.239 wait to eat the damn pizza you're gonna have. One 0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:13.000 of the reason it was I was during the NFL 0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:14.319 and I wanted to, you know, I want to eat 0:38:14.320 --> 0:38:16.399 and watch the game, and it was like second half 0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:18.120 of the game. I cooked it at a halftime. You 0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:19.640 know that thing. What are you gonna do for the 0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:21.360 back of your head? What do you have? Like the 0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:23.759 no I know that's the problem. Man, I don't know 0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:25.080 how to cut the hair in the back. I can 0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:26.960 do the sides. I could do that, and I definitely 0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:28.840 so I keep wearing these hats, so it's not that 0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:31.440 big deal. But the I have a big head as 0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:33.640 it is, and then you add on a layer of hair. 0:38:33.719 --> 0:38:35.680 Fortunately it's only on the side. It's not really on 0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:38.279 the top, which I wish. I wish. I was like, 0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:40.040 it wouldn't be so bad if it just started growing 0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:41.640 on the top, but it's like it's not really growing 0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:44.320 up there much. So it's like, jeez, why don't you 0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:46.000 have a beard that goes all the way up or 0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:48.680 at least halfway up to your ears and then pick 0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:53.480 your head? Yeah, I think I would just be terrible 0:38:53.520 --> 0:38:56.879 if I don't know. Fox Sports Radio has the best 0:38:56.960 --> 0:38:59.759 sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our 0:38:59.760 --> 0:39:03.160 show was at Fox Sports Radio dot com and within 0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:05.680 the I Heart Radio app search f s R to 0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:09.879 listen live all right. Moving on, During World War Two, 0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:14.040 The New York Times wrote an article about this now 0:39:14.480 --> 0:39:18.960 very popular item in order to educate the public about 0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:23.920 said item, which is now in pretty much every locale 0:39:24.000 --> 0:39:25.960 in the United States. But during World War two, The 0:39:25.960 --> 0:39:27.640 New York Times had to write an article about it, 0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:31.480 and it has become amazingly popular. What do you think 0:39:31.520 --> 0:39:36.920 it is something? Do you have an answer? Guest? No, 0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:39.400 I mean my first guest. When you're saying, like world 0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:41.400 War two, I was gonna say, like Mercedes bad, it's 0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:43.000 a food, it's a food dish. I'll give you a 0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:50.279 um food dish that was not in America wildly. But 0:39:50.440 --> 0:39:56.200 then after World War two, no pizza, but that they 0:39:56.239 --> 0:40:00.520 didn't have pizza. No Holy Dominoes, and it's a hunt 0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:03.759 and Papa John's Batman no pizza, all right. A new 0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:06.440 report says this is pop quiz. New report says over 0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:10.120 the past two months, the amount of people using this 0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:13.920 form of technology has increased to at least one in 0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:22.960 four adults. What is it? Uh obviously to be a computer. Uh, yeah, 0:40:23.040 --> 0:40:27.560 it's it's related. It's actually it's a it says here 0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:29.880 in the answer, I have it says a voice assist 0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:36.719 slash smart speaker. What is that? Oh okay, I got 0:40:36.800 --> 0:40:41.600 you or Alexa or whatever? Right that? Yeah? I don't 0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:44.759 use that, No, no, never, yeah, I don't use it. 0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:49.120 Most people don't do this when shopping. What is it 0:40:51.040 --> 0:40:54.880 um write a list. Well that is probably true, but 0:40:54.960 --> 0:40:58.759 that's not the answer. Pay with cash Okay, yeah, yeah, 0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:01.759 I don't pay with cash. We travel about one point 0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:06.320 three billion miles per year using this what is it 0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:11.160 our feet? It is incorrect. Well, let's we travel more 0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:13.879 than one point three billion as there's all the people 0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:17.600 on the planet. There's billions of people. But the answer elevators. 0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:21.279 About that you travel one point three billion miles per 0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:25.680 year in an elevator. That's a great question. That's a 0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:29.680 fun fact right there. You can back when society opens up. 0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:32.000 If you're in Wisconsin or Florida or Georgia a place 0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:34.160 like that where it's open, or Texas, you can use 0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:36.279 that to win a beer at the bar. One point 0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:39.560 three billion miles high man, all right, a couple more 0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:43.920 pop quiz. Nine percent of us who were scared of 0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:49.560 this as a kid it's an item, are still afraid 0:41:49.640 --> 0:41:55.440 of this as an adults. You're not far away. It's 0:41:55.480 --> 0:42:00.479 related to clowns. Most clowns have this in their bag 0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:04.680 of tricks, their toolbag. Was it like the horn or whatever? 0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:12.840 A little balloons? Balloons? Yeah, nine of kids, we're scared. Actually, 0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:14.640 nine percent of people were scared as kids, and they're 0:42:14.640 --> 0:42:18.799 still scared as adults of balloons. I've never been scared 0:42:18.840 --> 0:42:21.480 of blows? Am I better? Like person, Have you ever 0:42:21.480 --> 0:42:25.640 been scared of clowns? No? I wasn't a big clown guy, 0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:27.919 but I was never scared of clowns. Like I wasn't 0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:30.359 like running over to Ronald McDonald when I was a kid, 0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:32.040 But I was like whatever. You know, I was kind 0:42:32.040 --> 0:42:34.279 of a little creepy with the pain on the face, 0:42:34.360 --> 0:42:36.759 but I didn't really get scared of it. You know, 0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:42.040 some people do. Who's that guy was? John Wayne Gacey? Right? 0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:43.960 Was that the guy that dressed up as a clown 0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:47.520 and the mass murder? Oh? He lost me on that 0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:51.800 with the hell John Wayne Gacy? Yeah, I remember. You 0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:57.360 don't know that story? American serial killer? Yeah he was. 0:42:57.640 --> 0:43:01.040 He was. He performed at hospit doles and stuff as 0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:05.760 Patches the clown and he was killing people in his house. 0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:09.560 He was raping them and torturing them and killing them. 0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:14.720 But he was Patches the clown us. Yeah, he didn't 0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:17.520 know that story. I usually he's killing like he was 0:43:17.600 --> 0:43:19.680 gay or whatever. He was killing men, you know, and 0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:24.200 all that so pervert and dope and loser and all that. Anyway, 0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:27.719 all right, didn't think i'd be mentioning that. I can't 0:43:27.719 --> 0:43:29.880 believe you've never heard of that. Thirty three young men 0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:34.040 and boys. That is unbelievable. Pog clown what's that? His 0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:36.719 name was Pog of the clown or Patches the clown? Yeah, 0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:39.640 Patches the remember Patches the clown? Remember that? But yeah, 0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:42.160 he was. It wasn't in Chicago or something like that. 0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:45.000 It was in Chicago. Yeah. I think that's the reason 0:43:45.080 --> 0:43:48.040 when I was a kid there was this this stigma 0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:50.759 about clowns that people had. I think a lot of 0:43:50.800 --> 0:43:53.759 it was because of John Wayne Gaze. He was a 0:43:53.920 --> 0:43:58.840 famous murderer back in the back in the day. All right, 0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:01.920 Moving on on pop is what type of alcohol has 0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:07.520 had the biggest bump in sales since the pandemic? Do 0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:15.400 my first? My first? Vodka? Vodka? Good guess? But I 0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:21.759 think I think it's beer, not beer. No tequila? Alr 0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:26.840 people are running out to bite tequila during the pandemic. Alright. 0:44:26.960 --> 0:44:30.759 A new study shows that blank percent of women said 0:44:30.840 --> 0:44:34.600 they will not feel safe trying on clothes in dressing 0:44:34.719 --> 0:44:38.719 rooms because of the coronavirus. Even when society opens up 0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:40.800 they don't, Well, we're not gonna feel comfortable putting on 0:44:40.920 --> 0:44:46.239 clothes at the store. All right, what percentage I'm gonna 0:44:46.360 --> 0:44:50.040 it's hi, I'm gonna say. It's like you are very close, 0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:51.719 but you went over, so you do not win the 0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:59.400 showcase show now, and so clothing stores are like changing. 0:45:00.520 --> 0:45:02.120 I don't know, I don't know what they're gonna do. 0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:05.920 But it's Macy's has there. They used to have a policy. 0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:07.560 I don't know if they have it anymore, but Macy's 0:45:07.600 --> 0:45:10.960 has a policy where if you bought something online, they 0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:13.880 delivered it to you, you have a free um. You 0:45:13.920 --> 0:45:15.920 can refund it and return it in exchange for a 0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:18.319 different item. You can either get reimbursed all the way 0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:20.839 or getting different items. So if you run that risk 0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:24.640 or that problem, you can do that. So alright, a 0:45:24.719 --> 0:45:28.359 couple more here on pop quiz, a new survey says 0:45:28.480 --> 0:45:33.000 that this is the most common thing you'll find in 0:45:33.239 --> 0:45:39.360 junk drawers across America. What is it? A book of matches? 0:45:40.200 --> 0:45:42.120 So you think in the junk drawers, the little book 0:45:42.160 --> 0:45:45.320 of matches there the paper clips? Paper clips is a 0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:50.480 good one? No, the answer a tube or container of superglue. 0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:55.320 All right, let's go, I need some glue. Go to 0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:58.399 the go junk drawer. That's where it is. That's where 0:45:58.440 --> 0:46:00.640 our glue is in our drunk drawer. Let's that's where 0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:03.360 I keep my glue. Yeah, all right. The average parent 0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:08.600 says a thousand items from their kids school, from their 0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:11.280 kids child saves a thousand items for the kid's childhood. 0:46:11.760 --> 0:46:17.360 Seventeen percent will save at least one of these. No 0:46:18.080 --> 0:46:23.680 what your no, wow, I'm gonna say, retainer. I don't 0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:28.600 know a bib? All right, your mom doesn't have a 0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:31.040 little guest gone bib when you were a little annoying child, 0:46:31.120 --> 0:46:33.719 the narcissistic child. I bet you have that. I butt 0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:36.480 your mom has that, your dad has that somewhere saved away. 0:46:36.560 --> 0:46:40.719 Your baby book. My mom saved everything. She was Oh 0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:44.280 my my mom. Oh she had loved all this stuff, 0:46:44.360 --> 0:46:48.640 like a massive baby book. My mom was so excited 0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:50.600 to be a mom. She she was great. You know, 0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:52.080 I go back and look at all this crap and 0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:54.919 you're like, whoa, it's all faded because it's old and ship. 0:46:55.200 --> 0:46:57.719 It's uh, it's pretty cool that she was that into 0:46:57.760 --> 0:47:01.959 being a mom. That's pretty neat. All right, let's see here, 0:47:02.920 --> 0:47:05.880 all right. Most of us say, we're responsible enough to 0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:10.439 do this all the time. What is it we're responsible 0:47:10.520 --> 0:47:17.440 to do this all the time? Yeah, it's pretty generic. Um, 0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:25.600 it's something around the house. Uh, I don't know, like 0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:28.840 to change the mess with the fuse box, mess with 0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:31.000 the fuse I think everyone, Come on, some people are 0:47:31.040 --> 0:47:34.360 freaked out by electricity and should be freaked out electricity. 0:47:34.560 --> 0:47:38.560 The answer is pick up dogshit is the answer. All that. 0:47:38.719 --> 0:47:41.160 Most people think they're responsible enough the dog shits, they 0:47:41.200 --> 0:47:43.680 can clean it up. All right. That is it for 0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:47.600 pop Quiz. Will have another podcast with thrown't stick to sports, 0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:50.200 and we'll have the mail Bag and all that. Have 0:47:50.360 --> 0:47:52.480 a wonderful weekend. You can see how to follow us 0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:55.120 there if you look at your podcast page. 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