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Speaker 1: over the last sixty days. Been a and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's not. He's not gonna get those stories because he

426
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Speaker 1: can't handle them. So he gets triggered. So back to

427
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Speaker 1: my story. Do you think you can back to your story? Yes?

428
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Speaker 1: Mr Narcisses guest God, Yes, yes, go ahead here. So

429
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Speaker 1: you want me to hook you up with my brother

430
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Speaker 1: in law who works on He's a set guy. He design,

431
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Speaker 1: he helps make the props. He's a prop guy, a

432
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Speaker 1: lot of work. Man. Have you been on a set

433
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Speaker 1: that he is, Uh, he's designed. I have not. I

434
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Speaker 1: have been on sets in the past for different stuff.

435
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Speaker 1: And well, we used to do the show. One of

436
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Speaker 1: my favorite parts of my career at Fox Sports Radio

437
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Speaker 1: was in the early days is where I get to brag.

438
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Speaker 1: Guest Gun And we had satellite studios at the Fox

439
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Speaker 1: lot in West l A on Pico, and they gave

440
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Speaker 1: us a path. I had the free reign to wander

441
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Speaker 1: around the back lot at the Fox Studios in Los Angeles.

442
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Speaker 1: It was unfucking you. I couldn't believe it. And because

443
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Speaker 1: I had cleared by security, I'd go in there. I

444
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Speaker 1: walk around, you know, those New York City backdrops and

445
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 1: all the different setups, the outside set up so they

446
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Speaker 1: film commercials or TV shows or movies. I got to

447
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Speaker 1: I lived, I got to walk through that. It was amazing.

448
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 1: I was. I was like a pig and slop and

449
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 1: I would take friends. Yeah, this was why I should

450
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Speaker 1: have taken women. That would have been a good way

451
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Speaker 1: to impress women. But I'm such a loser. I took

452
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Speaker 1: my guy friends and I take my friends and we'd

453
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Speaker 1: walk around the back lot at the Fox lot. And

454
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Speaker 1: you know, unfortunately there was no cell phones back in

455
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Speaker 1: in those days to take selfies or whatever around. But

456
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Speaker 1: but I have tremendous memories in my head of doing this.

457
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Speaker 1: And then you know what stopped that, guest Gun, Uh,

458
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Speaker 1: unionizing right, No, Uh, September eleven. Yeah, once September eleven happened. Uh,

459
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Speaker 1: the ship hit the fan and you had to drive

460
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Speaker 1: through like amaze to get on the Fox lot. I

461
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Speaker 1: still remember that. Were like sandbags, guys with like fucking

462
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Speaker 1: M six team means outside. It was unreal. I actually

463
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Speaker 1: was on the Fox lot on September eleventh. I was

464
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Speaker 1: doing updates that day. I was backing when I was

465
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Speaker 1: doing updates and I, yeah, it was crazy. It was

466
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Speaker 1: so they made us move our cars out of the

467
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Speaker 1: parking garage because there were rumors that they were going

468
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Speaker 1: to bomb the movie studios and uh. And so I

469
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Speaker 1: had to go during the shift in between updates, I

470
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Speaker 1: had to go move my car out of the parking garage,

471
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Speaker 1: the underground parking and uh. And then I remember driving

472
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Speaker 1: home after that and driving by L A X and

473
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Speaker 1: no planes. I'm like, whoa this is? This ship is

474
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Speaker 1: insane man. Anyway, did you ever go on a set

475
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Speaker 1: with with Fred Dryer? I did not know. I did

476
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Speaker 1: not have you. What are you talking about like a movie?

477
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Speaker 1: What about You've been on porn sets right in the past, guest,

478
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Speaker 1: and you were in a porn career? No, but uh,

479
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Speaker 1: but my dad was. He was able to go on

480
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Speaker 1: plenty of sets because he was good friends with Steven

481
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Speaker 1: Botko before he passed. Oh wow, Bosco is a legend, man.

482
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: I guys like a king of television back in the day. Yeah. Yeah,

483
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 1: so like twenty one, Jump Street, Murder one, Um cool,

484
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: like all those was your dad like an advisor because

485
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Speaker 1: he had all the day stuff. Yeah, he got like

486
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Speaker 1: a consulting credit. Like the whole nine Yards Sonic Blues,

487
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: like you should have put your dad on. Your dad

488
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Speaker 1: is like the definition of what a police officer looks like.

489
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Speaker 1: He's got the total police officer look, the perissona, the

490
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Speaker 1: whole thing. They should just put him in uniform is

491
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Speaker 1: like an extra that would have been nice, But he

492
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Speaker 1: got to he could muck it up with the with

493
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Speaker 1: the head hot shows. So it's cool. I got to

494
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Speaker 1: see some of the old scripts back in the day,

495
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Speaker 1: and you know, it's pretty surreal to see that stuff now.

496
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Speaker 1: But yeah, that's that's great for you to have that

497
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Speaker 1: kind of experience. I want to point out that we've

498
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Speaker 1: done study this. We did one story study. We are

499
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Speaker 1: probably twenty five minutes into the podcast. We've done one

500
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Speaker 1: study be sure to catch live edition so the Ben

501
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 1: Maller Show week days at two am Eastern eleven pm.

502
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Speaker 1: All right, uh, here we go. Let's try to go

503
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Speaker 1: through some of these without giving twenty minutes stories and

504
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 1: sermons about your life. Guest, got bitter becomes better? A

505
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 1: study finds you can train your taste buds to like veggies.

506
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Speaker 1: Believe that. I do believe this too. I had an

507
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Speaker 1: old guy tell me years ago how to do this.

508
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Speaker 1: It's it involves fasting, but it also involves like just

509
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Speaker 1: eating one food for a certain amount of time. I

510
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Speaker 1: don't know if it's like a week, two weeks, a month,

511
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Speaker 1: but like if you eat just potatoes and you can't

512
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Speaker 1: put I remember you said you can't put salt, pepper,

513
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Speaker 1: or garlic or seasoning on the potatoes, just potatoes. You

514
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Speaker 1: can bake the potatoes, but you just can. You can

515
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Speaker 1: only eat the potato without like butter and all that

516
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Speaker 1: other stuff. And then if you just eat the potatoes

517
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Speaker 1: for like a month, then you will reset. When you

518
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Speaker 1: start to eat other foods, the other foods will taste

519
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Speaker 1: much different than they did before. I just yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was thinking, like if you ate it. You mentioned the

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Speaker 1: season and I was gonna say, like eating those things

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Speaker 1: with other food incorporate with it, like a steak or

523
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Speaker 1: chicken breast. Yeah, I don't know about that, but I

524
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: was told that if you want to reset your body,

525
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Speaker 1: you can. You have to, and it doesn't have to potatoes,

526
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: but it has to be something without a lot of

527
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Speaker 1: flavor to it, to kind of a bland food, and

528
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: you just eat that only that. Can't eat anything other

529
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,479
Speaker 1: than that for a certain amount of time, and then

530
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: when you start incorporating other foods they will taste much different.

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Speaker 1: But you should not take medical advice from a podcast. No,

532
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: definitely should not. All right. A zoologist has discovered the

533
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: first known animal that doesn't breathe oxygen. How about that? Wow,

534
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: that's a game change. You're right, du tell alright, So

535
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: let me give you the details on this, because these

536
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Speaker 1: are the kind of things that that I enjoy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is out of Tel Aviv shout out Israel. Zoologists

538
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: and Tel Aviv University have discovered the new animal that

539
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: does not breathe oxygen. This challenges the long standing assumptions

540
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Speaker 1: in the science community about the the more Kingdom. Now

541
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Speaker 1: the newly discovered species is a type of parasite, which

542
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Speaker 1: I don't know that does that count as a animal?

543
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess it's a parasite called a

544
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Speaker 1: oh boy, I'm not gonna be able to pronounce that,

545
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Speaker 1: uh called. It lives in the muscles of a salmon

546
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Speaker 1: and is made up of less than ten cells. Is

547
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Speaker 1: related to corals and jellyfish at some point though, and

548
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: it's evolution. The salmon and cola whatever, uh, stop producing

549
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Speaker 1: energy via respiration. So they're examining this and they're trying

550
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Speaker 1: to determine if this how does this relate to us?

551
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: And could we see more creatures? Are there more creatures

552
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: out there that we don't know about that don't breathe auction?

553
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: All right? We got UFOs that are coming out now,

554
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: and now we get creatures not breathing oxygen. So yeah,

555
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: all right, So here we go. You have a sofa

556
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Speaker 1: at the guess on palace there? I guess you have

557
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Speaker 1: you have that going? Yes? All right? Uh So, a

558
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: new study out says the average couch sees thousands of

559
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: kisses and people spilling drinks and all that, but most

560
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: are never cleaned. According to new research out, this is

561
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Speaker 1: out of Europe um and they they say that this

562
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Speaker 1: is done in Britain. But they said the average couch

563
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: will be a comfy place for couples to kiss roughly

564
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: four thousand, four hundred times. The sofa will also be

565
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: the convenient location for over three thousand dates, four thousand,

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Speaker 1: two hundred eighty seven hours spent cuddling. Uh. They say

567
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Speaker 1: they're there'll be three thousand, two hundred forty arguments. I

568
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: like how they're exact, uh, and they say. Researchers added

569
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Speaker 1: that a person will likely be kicked out of bed

570
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Speaker 1: and sent to sleep on the couch six twelve times

571
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Speaker 1: in the life of the couch. But it gets messy.

572
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: Researchers claim that the ridged sofa will see six thousand,

573
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Speaker 1: nine hundred sixties spills during his life. And despite all

574
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: of that, twelve percent of the response it's admitted they've

575
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Speaker 1: never cleaned their couch. Another said it's been at least

576
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Speaker 1: a year since they've cleaned their couch. So all right,

577
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: let's you want to have some fun with numbers here, guests,

578
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use some Mallar math. Now, remember disclaimer. Mallar

579
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: math is a version of math, but not accurate math.

580
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: It's mallar math. That's the way it goes. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: let's do the math. Twelve percent of six thousand, nine

582
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Speaker 1: hundred and sixty what would what would that number be? Uh,

583
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: let's see here. Wow, that's and then you expand that

584
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: and like that's a lot of people haven't clean. Yeah,

585
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Speaker 1: I believe that. I get very upset when stuff gets

586
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Speaker 1: built on the sofa at the Mallard Man. We got

587
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: a pretty long sofa here and it happens all the time.

588
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: But in fact it got stained. I don't want to

589
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: see what happened, but we have a stain on it.

590
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't me. Yeah, well there was. There was

591
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: some art. We had an artist in the house, guess

592
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: on that was. And they had a pen with this

593
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: this bright red kind of highlighter type pen thing that

594
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: was permanent and they were shaking the pen and kaboom,

595
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: and it exploded and went all over the side of

596
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Speaker 1: the sofa. So we did instead of just fixing it

597
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: and replacing the sofa because it's expensive, we just put

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Speaker 1: a blanket over. It. Goes to your point though, like

599
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: a lot of couches, they're not white, you know, so

600
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: they're usually or brown or black. So more often than not,

601
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: they either can't see it or they just assumed no

602
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: one else is gonna see it anyway, so I clean

603
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: it all right. Next on study this a Love and Loneliness.

604
00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: Fifty two of Americans already in relationship are using dating

605
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: apps whall in quarantine, taboo, bad job by you on you?

606
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: And they think this is more men or women. The

607
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: joke is it's got to be men, right, But I

608
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be man, you know, like the women

609
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: for their ego are out there. I think. I think

610
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: I think women are more clever to be on social media,

611
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: so they're gonna do anything like this. They work other means,

612
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: what kind of deceit what kind of deceitful ways are

613
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: you thinking? The kinder gentler, I think friends of friends,

614
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: I think co workers. I think there's waste to Oh

615
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: so you think they're like hooking up with they are

616
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Speaker 1: hooking up. They're actually hooking up with other I got you, Yeah,

617
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Speaker 1: all right. The survey commissioned by Lelo, I don't know

618
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: what that is. I found that forty is out of

619
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: New York of both single and attached Americans are at

620
00:32:55,280 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: downloaded a dating app wall in quarantine. The big difference, however,

621
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: was that people who already have a significant other are

622
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: apparently taking their browsing browsing even further. They said forty

623
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Speaker 1: of single people said they've signed up for a dating

624
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: website during the isolation, fifty two percent of attached Americans

625
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: signed up. And they got a bunch of other numbers

626
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: here that Yeah, I guess i'd buy that. Why not?

627
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: What the hell? Dating sites are are out there and

628
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: people are using them, and they're curious, and they're like, hey,

629
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: let me see if people see if I'm still attractive

630
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: and people will want to hook up with maybe there's

631
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: something better out there. Would you have that? Would you

632
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: ever investigate your wife's phone if you had that suspicion? Uh?

633
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: Again with the wife, no question, she wouldn't care. I

634
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: mean she I can play with her phone or whatever.

635
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: You can play with my phone. It's no no big deal.

636
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: So what about you are your paranoid type guest on

637
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Speaker 1: do you think? No, I'm not a paranoid type, but

638
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Speaker 1: I think that I have the appreciation for everyone's right

639
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: to privacies. I wouldn't barging in. Yeah, I mean that's

640
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: the thing. I mean, my my space your space, I said,

641
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: my space. That's an outdated but yeah, get the point,

642
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: all right, A couple more studies and we'll get the

643
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: pop quiz, which is my favorite part of the bit. Uh.

644
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: Here we go study. All disease models are wrong, they say,

645
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: but new mathematical tools out can help. This is important

646
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: to me because we talked about I don't know if

647
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Speaker 1: it was this podcast or a previous podcast, about the

648
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 1: fact that many decisions are made based on these models,

649
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: these scientific models, which they scientists admit they're all wrong,

650
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: but yet society shuts down based on these which is

651
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: very upsetting to us. All right, I think we can

652
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: we're on the same page on this is at a

653
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: University of Colorado. University of Colorado study, they determined this

654
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: that they're all wrong. They're all wrong. The researchers in Colorado,

655
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: they say they've developed a new mathematical tool that can

656
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 1: help produce more accurate disease infection predictions. Where the funk

657
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: was this before coronavirus anyway, goes into detail and need

658
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 1: all the minutia. Can look that up on the internet yourself.

659
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: But yeah, we can see a headline from scientists that

660
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: say all disease models are wrong, and yet you try

661
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 1: to point that out to someone and wait two more weeks,

662
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait till more kes just slap them

663
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: in the faces. What you would like to do? Alright?

664
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: See here, you know I wouldn't We just move on

665
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: to pop quiz because we're getting late in the in

666
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: the day here, Yes, and I want to pop quiz

667
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: al right. These are actual quizzes for Gascon and you

668
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: can play along as well. The way the bit works,

669
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: which is more fun, is if you try to answer

670
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: these and then you can pat yourself on the back

671
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: and brag if most people don't listen with anyone else,

672
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: and you can say how smart you are to yourself.

673
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: All right, so here we go. Uh, here's the question.

674
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Speaker 1: We throw away five hundred seventy nine of these each second.

675
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: Million of these are thrown away a day, and we

676
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: have all used one at one point in our lives.

677
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: Every man, woman and child at one point used uh,

678
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 1: tissue paper. It's not a bad guess, but you're you're wrong.

679
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: The answer diapers, all right, right? Diapers. The great thing

680
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: about diapers is you come into life needing diapers. You

681
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 1: go out of life if you're lucky enough to live

682
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: long enough needing diapers, so you get the full the

683
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: full circle of of life is around diapers. Don't remind

684
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: me something we have looked forward to these all right?

685
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: This hairstyle has seen a huge spike in Google searches

686
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: over the past six weeks during the quarantine. What is it?

687
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: What hairstyle has seen a huge spike in Google searches. Oh,

688
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: the mullet, That is correct, You've got that one right.

689
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: Google searches for how to cut a mullet have been

690
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: through the roof. I'm I'm trending that way, man, I'm

691
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: not happy about the result. I got hair growing over

692
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: my ears now my hats can't contain it. Um, it's

693
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: not good. It's not Yeah, it's bad, you know. And

694
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I told my wife listen, I said,

695
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: I know you're taking all these hidy tidy classes from

696
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: Yale and Duke and all these places that put their

697
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: classes online and all that. That's great. How about you

698
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: watch a couple of YouTube videos how to cut hair

699
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: that would really help us out over here. Why don't

700
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: you go full on lex Luthor, Like, why don't you

701
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: go bicket? Yeah? I was thinking about my brother in

702
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: New York. I think I told the story on he

703
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: shaved his his hair off. He was so frustrated the

704
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: barbershops in New York City were close. He just cut

705
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: it all his hair off, and I thought he was

706
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: sick or something. I thought, well, at first, I thought

707
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: it was like a joke. I thought it was like

708
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: a filter on his phone, and then it turned out

709
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,959
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I was like, whoa, Yeah, it's pretty wild.

710
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: I have thought about trying to cut my own hair.

711
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: Why not, because if it turns out like you you

712
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 1: fucking make your pizza, you're gonna funk yourself. Qu My

713
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 1: pizza is delicious. You burn my mouth when pizza because

714
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: it was so good. I ate it too fast. That's

715
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: that's a great thing, when it's so wonderful. I can't

716
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: wait to eat the damn pizza you're gonna have. One

717
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: of the reason it was I was during the NFL

718
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 1: and I wanted to, you know, I want to eat

719
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 1: and watch the game, and it was like second half

720
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: of the game. I cooked it at a halftime. You

721
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: know that thing. What are you gonna do for the

722
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: back of your head? What do you have? Like the

723
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Speaker 1: no I know that's the problem. Man, I don't know

724
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: how to cut the hair in the back. I can

725
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: do the sides. I could do that, and I definitely

726
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: so I keep wearing these hats, so it's not that

727
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: big deal. But the I have a big head as

728
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: it is, and then you add on a layer of hair.

729
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: Fortunately it's only on the side. It's not really on

730
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: the top, which I wish. I wish. I was like,

731
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be so bad if it just started growing

732
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: on the top, but it's like it's not really growing

733
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: up there much. So it's like, jeez, why don't you

734
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: have a beard that goes all the way up or

735
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: at least halfway up to your ears and then pick

736
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: your head? Yeah, I think I would just be terrible

737
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: if I don't know. Fox Sports Radio has the best

738
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741
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Speaker 1: listen live all right. Moving on, During World War Two,

742
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: The New York Times wrote an article about this now

743
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: very popular item in order to educate the public about

744
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: said item, which is now in pretty much every locale

745
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: in the United States. But during World War two, The

746
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: New York Times had to write an article about it,

747
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: and it has become amazingly popular. What do you think

748
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: it is something? Do you have an answer? Guest? No,

749
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: I mean my first guest. When you're saying, like world

750
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: War two, I was gonna say, like Mercedes bad, it's

751
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: a food, it's a food dish. I'll give you a

752
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: um food dish that was not in America wildly. But

753
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: then after World War two, no pizza, but that they

754
00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: didn't have pizza. No Holy Dominoes, and it's a hunt

755
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: and Papa John's Batman no pizza, all right. A new

756
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: report says this is pop quiz. New report says over

757
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: the past two months, the amount of people using this

758
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: form of technology has increased to at least one in

759
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: four adults. What is it? Uh obviously to be a computer. Uh, yeah,

760
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: it's it's related. It's actually it's a it says here

761
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: in the answer, I have it says a voice assist

762
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: slash smart speaker. What is that? Oh okay, I got

763
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: you or Alexa or whatever? Right that? Yeah? I don't

764
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: use that, No, no, never, yeah, I don't use it.

765
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: Most people don't do this when shopping. What is it

766
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: um write a list. Well that is probably true, but

767
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: that's not the answer. Pay with cash Okay, yeah, yeah,

768
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: I don't pay with cash. We travel about one point

769
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: three billion miles per year using this what is it

770
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: our feet? It is incorrect. Well, let's we travel more

771
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 1: than one point three billion as there's all the people

772
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: on the planet. There's billions of people. But the answer elevators.

773
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: About that you travel one point three billion miles per

774
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: year in an elevator. That's a great question. That's a

775
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: fun fact right there. You can back when society opens up.

776
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: If you're in Wisconsin or Florida or Georgia a place

777
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: like that where it's open, or Texas, you can use

778
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: that to win a beer at the bar. One point

779
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: three billion miles high man, all right, a couple more

780
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: pop quiz. Nine percent of us who were scared of

781
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: this as a kid it's an item, are still afraid

782
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: of this as an adults. You're not far away. It's

783
00:41:55,480 --> 00:42:00,479
Speaker 1: related to clowns. Most clowns have this in their bag

784
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: of tricks, their toolbag. Was it like the horn or whatever?

785
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: A little balloons? Balloons? Yeah, nine of kids, we're scared. Actually,

786
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: nine percent of people were scared as kids, and they're

787
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: still scared as adults of balloons. I've never been scared

788
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: of blows? Am I better? Like person, Have you ever

789
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: been scared of clowns? No? I wasn't a big clown guy,

790
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 1: but I was never scared of clowns. Like I wasn't

791
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 1: like running over to Ronald McDonald when I was a kid,

792
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: But I was like whatever. You know, I was kind

793
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: of a little creepy with the pain on the face,

794
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: but I didn't really get scared of it. You know,

795
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: some people do. Who's that guy was? John Wayne Gacey? Right?

796
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: Was that the guy that dressed up as a clown

797
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: and the mass murder? Oh? He lost me on that

798
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: with the hell John Wayne Gacy? Yeah, I remember. You

799
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: don't know that story? American serial killer? Yeah he was.

800
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: He was. He performed at hospit doles and stuff as

801
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 1: Patches the clown and he was killing people in his house.

802
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: He was raping them and torturing them and killing them.

803
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:14,720
Speaker 1: But he was Patches the clown us. Yeah, he didn't

804
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: know that story. I usually he's killing like he was

805
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: gay or whatever. He was killing men, you know, and

806
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: all that so pervert and dope and loser and all that. Anyway,

807
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: all right, didn't think i'd be mentioning that. I can't

808
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: believe you've never heard of that. Thirty three young men

809
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: and boys. That is unbelievable. Pog clown what's that? His

810
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: name was Pog of the clown or Patches the clown? Yeah,

811
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: Patches the remember Patches the clown? Remember that? But yeah,

812
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: he was. It wasn't in Chicago or something like that.

813
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: It was in Chicago. Yeah. I think that's the reason

814
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: when I was a kid there was this this stigma

815
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: about clowns that people had. I think a lot of

816
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: it was because of John Wayne Gaze. He was a

817
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: famous murderer back in the back in the day. All right,

818
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: Moving on on pop is what type of alcohol has

819
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: had the biggest bump in sales since the pandemic? Do

820
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: my first? My first? Vodka? Vodka? Good guess? But I

821
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: think I think it's beer, not beer. No tequila? Alr

822
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 1: people are running out to bite tequila during the pandemic. Alright.

823
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: A new study shows that blank percent of women said

824
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: they will not feel safe trying on clothes in dressing

825
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: rooms because of the coronavirus. Even when society opens up

826
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: they don't, Well, we're not gonna feel comfortable putting on

827
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: clothes at the store. All right, what percentage I'm gonna

828
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: it's hi, I'm gonna say. It's like you are very close,

829
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: but you went over, so you do not win the

830
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: showcase show now, and so clothing stores are like changing.

831
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what they're gonna do.

832
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: But it's Macy's has there. They used to have a policy.

833
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if they have it anymore, but Macy's

834
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: has a policy where if you bought something online, they

835
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: delivered it to you, you have a free um. You

836
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: can refund it and return it in exchange for a

837
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: different item. You can either get reimbursed all the way

838
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,839
Speaker 1: or getting different items. So if you run that risk

839
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: or that problem, you can do that. So alright, a

840
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: couple more here on pop quiz, a new survey says

841
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: that this is the most common thing you'll find in

842
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 1: junk drawers across America. What is it? A book of matches?

843
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: So you think in the junk drawers, the little book

844
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: of matches there the paper clips? Paper clips is a

845
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: good one? No, the answer a tube or container of superglue.

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Speaker 1: I keep my glue. Yeah, all right. The average parent

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Speaker 1: Seventeen percent will save at least one of these. No

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Speaker 1: the narcissistic child. I bet you have that. I butt

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Speaker 1: Your baby book. My mom saved everything. She was Oh

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Speaker 1: my my mom. Oh she had loved all this stuff,

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Speaker 1: like a massive baby book. My mom was so excited

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Speaker 1: It's uh, it's pretty cool that she was that into

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Speaker 1: all right. Most of us say, we're responsible enough to

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Speaker 1: The answer is pick up dogshit is the answer. All that.

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Speaker 1: Most people think they're responsible enough the dog shits, they

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Speaker 1: can clean it up. All right. That is it for

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Speaker 1: and we'll have the mail Bag and all that. Have

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Speaker 1: And if you want a special video shout out, I

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Speaker 1: How can people reach you on Twitter at David Jake

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