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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of Alchemy. This cold Scratton. Here

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Speaker 1: in for Kevin Pollock, who's work shopping his solo show

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Speaker 1: about his love of the forty Niners called Fuck You Mahomes.

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Speaker 1: Let's mean her Alchemist Shelley. He was very unhappy. First up,

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Speaker 1: he sold a soul for a sweet pair of kicks,

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer, Joey, when you go to the underworld, what

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Speaker 1: song will be played on a loop? There? Come It's

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Speaker 1: an original track and the song goes, come on, let's

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Speaker 1: just hang out. Come on, let's eat beef. Come on out,

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Speaker 1: come on, let's see beef. That's why that's what's gonna

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Speaker 1: be playing live instruments. No lives all his mouth that's

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Speaker 1: actually stuck in my head now, thanks Joy, that means alive.

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Speaker 1: Next up, he's a hardcore philatelist that everyone. He calls

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Speaker 1: him the stamp Man. Craig. Craig, what's the most valuable

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Speaker 1: stamp in your collection? Well? I know that I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: to say the Upside Down right Brothers Plane, you know,

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Speaker 1: and that Rookie year Honess Wagner stamp. Whoa you have not? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do have that, but um, you just flicked me off.

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Speaker 1: It's actually it's a forever stamp from from about two

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Speaker 1: months ago. Is the most valuable because I don't collect stamps,

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Speaker 1: and I just have one pane of stamps that I

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Speaker 1: bought at the post office two months ago, all of

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Speaker 1: those stamps on it. That's next up. She's one more

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Speaker 1: talent shows than anyone, you know, Vanessa raglan v what's

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Speaker 1: an unusual talent you have that people might not know about. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm coming up empty, you know, I think

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Speaker 1: it animals genuinely likely as more than a friend. I

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Speaker 1: don't return it, but I feel the vibes. They I

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Speaker 1: get a lot of vibes from any animal with the

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Speaker 1: soulful eye. He's gonna really smash yeah, And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it's not right. Yeah. Next up? He's so hot right now, James, heeny,

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Speaker 1: he need what trend are you gonna start next? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna late just enough chocolate I can swallow it on time.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Trend's gonna be hot soon, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be uh, it's gonna be eating what you want when

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Speaker 1: you want it. But now that I've finished talking, I

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Speaker 1: can finish this chocolate, right. I mean, you decide when

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Speaker 1: you stop talking, you're literally eating when you're one of

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Speaker 1: two potential people to get in your Finally, he's one

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Speaker 1: of my oldest friends, as he's ninety six years old

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Speaker 1: old Eric Gaidelstein, Eric, how do you keep looking as

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Speaker 1: young as you do? Is it a Benjamin Button kind

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Speaker 1: a lot of coconut oil, and I don't have any

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Speaker 1: more fun. Come on, let's hang out, Come on, Let's

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Speaker 1: to the podcast at your name here at alchemy this

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Speaker 1: dot com. That's your name here, fingering some ice are

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Speaker 1: I just wanted the world to know what I saw

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Speaker 1: she just did in secret, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: she's cleaning her fingers. No, she just wants out come on,

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Speaker 1: let's see beef. Alright, I first suggested today, Hi, second family.

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Speaker 1: I have been a huge fans as the very first episode.

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Speaker 1: People at work think I am crazy. They think I

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Speaker 1: am crazier when they hear me burst out and laughter.

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Speaker 1: When I am by myself, I explain what I am

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Speaker 1: laughing at, but they still just don't understand. Kind of

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Speaker 1: like when Heeny explained stuff in episodes and his laughed

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Speaker 1: at it. That's why I vote for Heeny. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: My episode is this. James Heeney has enjoyed his ritual

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Speaker 1: Hashbrown morning feast. A nuclear bomb goes off. He survives

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Speaker 1: by crawling in the oven, which is cooled off by now,

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Speaker 1: and now the only thing on his mind is hash Brown's.

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Speaker 1: Kind of like telllehassee looking for Twinkies and zombie Land.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for the endless laughs and giggles. Kiss kiss,

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Speaker 1: wink wink chance Otwell mmmm, that is delicious, sweetheart. Do

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Speaker 1: you want me to take your dish to the kitchen?

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Speaker 1: Are you done eating your hash brom? I can only

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Speaker 1: need two thirds of it. These are longer than usual,

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Speaker 1: aren't they? They are pretty long, but you usually can

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Speaker 1: finish it, like if it's maybe we should just woman. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: where are you guys going? Oh shit, Oh shit, I

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Speaker 1: think that's a tornado. Sired. I better get I don't

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Speaker 1: have a basement. I'm gonna get in the oven. Stand Sorry, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's warm, but it's a good way. Who are you?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing in my oven? The oven man?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Listen? I need to I

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Speaker 1: need to be in here. There's I think a tornado.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what's going on there. Simon Tucks know

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Speaker 1: that you see me. I can't make hashbrowns as crispy

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Speaker 1: as you'd like anymore. What you're the reason they're so good? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm the oven man. Tell the truth now. When I

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Speaker 1: put these ashbrowns in the oven, they seem normal sized

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Speaker 1: and the opposite of a shrinky dick. They get bigger

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Speaker 1: when they come out. Your magic. Yeah, some of my

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Speaker 1: skin I put on the ashbrowns and make them long.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't know if I'm ever going to

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Speaker 1: have another hash brown breakfast. You can't with me. I'm

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Speaker 1: the oven man. What you can't with me? Because you

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Speaker 1: saw me? The curses is broken. It's curse, well for

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Speaker 1: me it is. I'm stuck in enough. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? For me? It was a blessing. You shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be leave right now. Stay inside if here there's something

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Speaker 1: going on outside there's sirens going off. There's only three

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Speaker 1: things I can think of. They have sirens, tornadoes, sirens, sirens?

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Speaker 1: What sirens like alarm sirens? Who are you the girl?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, thank god you're here? The whole oven community.

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Speaker 1: I do stovetop stuff. He's into your a guy, but

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Speaker 1: I'm ducked down because of the sirens. Yeah, those sirens.

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Speaker 1: Like I was saying, something's going on sirens. So what

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Speaker 1: are the other two things? The first one is, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, who are the oven? Baby? Baby? I've been

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Speaker 1: told never to put a baby in the oven? First said,

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Speaker 1: Can I go to the lower rack? No, because there's

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Speaker 1: the guy's in here. Now you know what, you guys

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Speaker 1: can't stay here. Baby should have stayed on the range. Okay, listen.

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Speaker 1: Either it's a tornado, it's an air raid for for

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Speaker 1: you know, airplanes drop bobs? What or you don't know

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Speaker 1: about that? Is this the nineteen Well that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It's probably not that. Rebecca so smart, you know, when

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Speaker 1: she came out of the womb the first thing she said.

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Speaker 1: Can you get her first words? I said, right out

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Speaker 1: of the womb. This sucks. I hate being the oven tween.

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Speaker 1: Watch your mouth. Whatever I'm gonna go, put it up

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Speaker 1: to three fifty. Try to stop me. I know I'm

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Speaker 1: used to at maximum like a hundred and ten degrees.

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Speaker 1: Please don't do us. We got to let him do

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Speaker 1: what we like. I'm human being. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: kind of knobs are on the outside, but don't worry

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Speaker 1: about nothing. It's pretty hot. I mean, do pizza. We

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Speaker 1: start there, we started, don't make me make another. Mr President.

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Speaker 1: Half of the country is eviscerated. We don't know what

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Speaker 1: to do. We don't even know who started the goddamn attack. Now, look,

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Speaker 1: we need to get you inside oven as soon as possible.

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Speaker 1: And yes, Mr President, suddenly it doesn't sound roomy and

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Speaker 1: just gotta be You gotta build some better than an oven, sir,

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Speaker 1: that's that's top tier techno. President. Please please hurry. Connecticut

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Speaker 1: just lost our guts. Wow, what about the secret bunker

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Speaker 1: in Colorado and all that bullshit? We made it up?

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Speaker 1: We made it up. Smoke screen okay, West by my

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Speaker 1: own Okay, just getting yes, you're getting to the oven alright.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic that this has all tracking device. So if this

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Speaker 1: oven is moved, we know exactly where you are. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who's gonna move it? If anyone does, we'll know where

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Speaker 1: you are. Oh my god, what about my family? They

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Speaker 1: can't make it? Sure, it's just pick enough for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm a sociopath. Anyway, it's fantastic, perfect, here we go. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: you can't put pictures of yourself? What? No? No, that's

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Speaker 1: me with Kruschev. Were right, but that was a great

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Speaker 1: moment I went in this toe to toe. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: we can't. So we just it'll light up, it'll burn

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Speaker 1: up the oils and the picture will just cause a combustion.

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Speaker 1: We can't have that inside the kind of leave it

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Speaker 1: outside the oven and get it after arm again. Sure,

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Speaker 1: what about the one with me in Noriega? That that's fine? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I mean it's a doctored photos. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: the CIA does. Poppy, Okay, okay, okay, sorry, yes, okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: you can have everything outside okay, okay, toy box out

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Speaker 1: there too. We have everything you need right outside the oven.

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Speaker 1: Where are you gonna call? So I'm gonna be right

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Speaker 1: up for him. I want to miss you. No one over.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna die. I hope not, but it's my duty.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, but they said everyone's gonna get vaporized. You

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Speaker 1: want to get in the oven with me? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to die for this. There's not

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Speaker 1: enough room, sir. I wish I could. So it seems

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Speaker 1: like this is a pretty complicated plan to get the

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Speaker 1: man to put himself in an oven. But if you'll

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Speaker 1: do it, I'm game. Yes, can we get two more

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Speaker 1: martins coming right up? Thank you so much. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, nobody's using the White House bowling alley right now.

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Speaker 1: If you wanted me to reserve you Elane, Oh my god, damnian. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you want to put you down for seven o'clock?

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Speaker 1: That would be delight. I hope we don't strike out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was trying to do a bowling thing,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't try. We we had a thing, and

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Speaker 1: we don't have a thing. Okay, what we had a thing?

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Speaker 1: You just ordered another round of drinks while we were

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Speaker 1: talking about tricking the president. Did you're crawling into another

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Speaker 1: I get that. I'm fine with it. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: You just ordered another round of drinks for us. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: then I guess we should excuse me. Damon. Can we

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Speaker 1: cancel the drinks and also canceled the lane? Damien, cancel

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Speaker 1: the lane? Can the lane spare me from out here?

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Speaker 1: Can I get our martini up with several olives to

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Speaker 1: drink in the oven? Yes, coming right up, sir, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We had a thing. We don't have a thing anymore.

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Speaker 1: All the why are we even? Why are we at?

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Speaker 1: Why are we at the table? Because what do you?

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Speaker 1: What do you? Because we have the prison is in

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Speaker 1: an oven, all right, the plan worked. He's in anove,

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Speaker 1: and he's gonna be safe. Okay, he's not gonna be safe.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna push that oven off a cliff and he's

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Speaker 1: going to be fine. Okay. And when he's deep down

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Speaker 1: in that crevasse, no one is going to touch him,

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Speaker 1: No one's going to find him in a thousand years,

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Speaker 1: and he comes out, he's going to be the next

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Speaker 1: goddamn president. I'm just realizing something. Now, we're not on

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Speaker 1: the same page. What do you mean we haven't been

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Speaker 1: on the same page. You're going to save that man. Yes,

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Speaker 1: of course, that's why he's in the oven. I took

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Speaker 1: the liberty of go ahead and making those martinis. Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Aren't you the US into the United States? Yeah, I am. Wow,

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Speaker 1: and deeper. Not the biggest fan, but it's really, can

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Speaker 1: Pink Little Demons. It was a live action game. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that was that's great. The Left Behind series, Oh my god,

415
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I'm an East coast podcaster. I

416
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Speaker 1: don't know if there's any beef between East Coast or

417
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Speaker 1: West Coast. You know there there probably is. Listen. I

418
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: run this podcast now so I could probably get you

419
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Speaker 1: a sweet spot hero. Run this podcast? Why am I

420
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Speaker 1: hosting What do you mean? Hold you, Kirk. It's me

421
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: Jeremy Miller, your little brother from TV. I'm just recording

422
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: a podcast next door, and I thought you might want

423
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Speaker 1: to join. It combines religion and acting. It's called Body

424
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Speaker 1: of Meissner. If you want to come over, come on over,

425
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Speaker 1: Body of My Body of Mice, Body of Meisner. It's

426
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: mostly Old Testament based and they're just getting deep in

427
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: these characters and really chewing scenery. Great, great in the beginning.

428
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Speaker 1: Comeback starts today. All right, I'm in love you alright,

429
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Speaker 1: fuck you guys that this sounds way more yet, come on,

430
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Speaker 1: good luck, camera out, James. What the hell are you guys? James, James, James,

431
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Speaker 1: you come to my table while I'm eating with my

432
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Speaker 1: family to discuss terms of your podcast and what has

433
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Speaker 1: happened in New York. Mr Hart, I wouldn't come here.

434
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't come here if it wasn't important. But I

435
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 1: feel like some of the people in the podcast with

436
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: me don't respect me. Well, James, it also seems to

437
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: those people in the podcast have right in that respect you. Oh,

438
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: come on, Kevin's dad, somebody's got to fill the spot.

439
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: And I clearly said, somebody's got to pay for all

440
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Speaker 1: the food that you eat. How drinks do you drink?

441
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Speaker 1: H Who is that befall on? Mr? Hart? You've always

442
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Speaker 1: paid for it in the past. Don hug back, Tim,

443
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: Don Heart, not Donald like he's the don Oh my god,

444
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Speaker 1: he come on. I'm sorry usually this guy. What is

445
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: it with this guy? He's taking thought in southern California? California.

446
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 1: You're telling me the operation that are slipping through our

447
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: fucking fingers. How this guy's taking over that's the one. Well,

448
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 1: let me tell you this. You gotta give us a

449
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 1: big yeah. I that would only leave me with like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, thirty something, What are you talking about.

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00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: I can't live off of that. I need a I

452
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: don't care what you gotta live off off. You figure

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Speaker 1: it out. You give me eighty. Well you're done. You're

454
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: gonna start a war. Do you understand that? Yes? Jesus,

455
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: could you believe it's a good deal? You should take it.

456
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: It's a good deal. Do you believe this? Don't believe this?

457
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: Let me get a let me get a bull foul

458
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: of mare in there and no spoon. You want a

459
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Speaker 1: fresh gut too? You put it inside the mayor. Now

460
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: let me let me fish it out, alright, one Mari

461
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: and there fresco inside the ball. I want I want

462
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: the can and they don't want you to open it

463
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: up and poured it. Okay, I'm worried about the side

464
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: effects of aluminum and heat. No I'm not. They give

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Speaker 1: me cold mayor. And there You're smart what I'm saying?

466
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Speaker 1: All right, come on, frist get coming out. But the

467
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Speaker 1: can in the bull can in the ball, of course

468
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Speaker 1: I want to I just want to hear you say.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. A full can though not an

470
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: MP can. Yeah, yeah, alright, Okay, can you believe this guy?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe him? You better play ball? What will

472
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: happen to this Scar Brothers? Will happen to you? You

473
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Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying? No? I don't that that was

474
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Speaker 1: over my head, So you don't understand Scar Brothers. No, jee,

475
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: do you under is this guy? Do you believe this guy?

476
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: You know? You should learn another podcasts if you're gonna

477
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: be in that one. Do you get this guy? What

478
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: is it about Dumb People Town? You know what what's

479
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: that one? Dumb People Town? It was a podcast? Don't

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Speaker 1: even do this. I don't even do this. It doesn't

481
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Speaker 1: if he doesn't know the hell talking about some people town.

482
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I love that. How do you do how

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Speaker 1: do you do good? Can we get our table? Can

484
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: we get our table at our table? Please? Yeah? And

485
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: I would like uh, you know, uh spin drift, spin drift? Yeah,

486
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: all right, Alfredo style? You got a miss Patreon anytime?

487
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, being on a share a table with

488
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Speaker 1: you about heart? Can we get another ball Ofmaronara on

489
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: a spin drift inside coming up? No, no, no, I

490
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: said Alfredo. Oh didn't hear that. Let's get an Alfredo

491
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: with a spin drift inside, not the clubble I heard

492
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: her say, Alfredo, I was gonna do it. Do you

493
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: want to spend drift? You want that line of pompo moose?

494
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: I want that un line out of the can. Okay.

495
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: The reason I brought you all here today, Coppos friends

496
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: of ours. We need to make money from ancillary incomes. Okay,

497
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: what and killed with trash disposal? This recycling is fucking us.

498
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: Nine ways to tomorrow? Okay. What we need to do

499
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: in the fifties, what we do? We made our own

500
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: record labels. We did sweet hits. People never even knew

501
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: what godfathers the sweaters. I love the sweater idea. I

502
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: don't love that idea. Can we shoot down other people's ideas? Yeah,

503
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: I mean of course you can't. Malcolm, I dodge it.

504
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: Let me dodging. I shoot it again, dodged it? He

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Speaker 1: dodged it. I mean, those are the rules if I may,

506
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Speaker 1: What if we started shaking down podcast is Podcasting is

507
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: huge and we don't have our finger in that pie

508
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: one goddamnodcast. There's a lot of money in it, right,

509
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: people make billions of dollars every day with the podcast.

510
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: Every podcast ship's gold. Yeah, we gotta shake them down

511
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: for all that Casper money and stamps dot com. Yeah,

512
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: I want one of those mattress that's it the cast.

513
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: But to give it away mattresses. You tell me you're

514
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: gonna fold it up and ship it. Yeah, give me

515
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: one of those. Give me one of those missiatic is

516
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: killing me. I say, we go find these podcasts, just

517
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: starting with that heeney prick and shake them down, offer

518
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: to shadow produce off the top the colics dead. I

519
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: feel horrible, but this opens up a window condolenceslence huge condolence, demands, works,

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00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: more usual suspects, and then build and then had the

521
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: late late career with Somes with miss Maizel you know

522
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: who does not right because he was working the whole time.

523
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: It was late career though, because he is dead, because

524
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: he is. To say late, we mean that, you know.

525
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: And I gotta say, it's a travesty what James has

526
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: done with the show since he took over Alchemy? James,

527
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: what is this chewing? On every episode? All I hear

528
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: is the chillis it's got that sugar thing. And I

529
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: think that's how we get him. You get him with

530
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: the sugar, James. Um, there's some investors here to see you. Hey, hi,

531
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: there's a lot of you. Hello, you don't look like

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00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: a girl. Scouts have a twix? Oh thank you? They sweater? Um, no,

533
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: thank you. But there's teeth twigs in here. You want

534
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: to rub some tang on your teeth? Tang on my teeth?

535
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: Have you have a rubb tang on your teeth? On

536
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: your teeth? All right, I'll try it you thank us later. Yeah,

537
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: I guess I know what they call it. Rabbit down

538
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: the whole boy, don't have anything to drink, just the tank.

539
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: Just happen to have some simple syrup. Drink this? Oh yeah,

540
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: that's my favorite simple syrup because it's easy to drink, right, James,

541
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: Simple syrup for a simple man. Now that we got

542
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: your blood sugar crest, and we want a big old

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00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: piece of alchemy, James, huge piece. Oh there's not really

544
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: much peace left. I and what's your shirt? Say? Says alchemy? This? Yeah,

545
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: but don't fit me, but I want it? Here you go?

546
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: You don't what sweating? A little? Which size is that

547
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: skin in your chest? It's large. I'm gonna take that

548
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: skin on your chest like the mustache on your face?

549
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: How did you get that attached? I grew it myself.

550
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: I'll take that. You want a milky way to keep going? Yeah?

551
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: With the caramel? Right? You know why it's sweating? That

552
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: simple syrup wasn't so simple? Wasn't? And if you want

553
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: the ancdolte, you're gonna give us forty. I only have left.

554
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: He gave five of you die heiny Haredy gave donald heart.

555
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa done heart. I think, with

556
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: all due respect, where I always hot has a big hot,

557
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: That's what he says. Get Oh my god, it's inside

558
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: the sweater, Malcolm. Oh no, no, we can't kill this guy,

559
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: not if he's hot, if he's with hot. This is us. Now,

560
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: what are you telling me that James is gun um

561
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: coming to this? What is this? Addiction comes in many

562
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: different cloaks. It can be alcohol, it can be gambling.

563
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: In the case of poor Mr Heeney, it was the

564
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 1: devil's cane. Sugar is a powerful I think the news

565
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: announcer said it best when he read his obituary. Do

566
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: you recall herd of podcast host James Heeney passed away

567
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: from a sugar intox ocasion at age forty seven. He

568
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 1: leaves behind well, not damn much. And in other news

569
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 1: basketball shoes filled with ketchup? How do you run in that, Dane?

570
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: You I'm here squishing around on one of the biggest

571
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: basketball courts in the nation. Every step I take, my

572
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: shoes are making the most hilarious sound. Are you getting this?

573
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: Who we are? Hoops storm? Golf ball is the size

574
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 1: of hail, more like hal the size of golf balls.

575
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: That's why he's the best in the business. We'll be

576
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: right back with more remembering the life of James Haney.

577
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: Oh that was another great one. Guy felt good to me.

578
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's a timber in my voice that you just

579
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: can't teach. I feel it rise up, and it's just

580
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 1: meant to talk about the dead. I'm sorry. I thought

581
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: Tracy Gold was gonna get her a bed on the

582
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: air today. You skipped over my segment. Tracy, get back

583
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: in your trailer, all right, and that's our second scene. Alright,

584
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Speaker 1: our final scene suggestion today. Thanks for all the left

585
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: scene an employee, right, yeah, get to it. Uh. An

586
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: employee brings his ventriloquist dummy into work and uses it

587
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: to express how he really feels about his coworkers. PS

588
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: will give a five star. I choose review for Resurrected.

589
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: Marvin McHugh Aaron people, pea, water, water, water, Yes, I

590
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: would like a table for two please, all right? Do

591
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: you have another guest joining you? He's right here. It's

592
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 1: me actually, I'm he has an allergy. Um. Yes, my

593
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: allergy is to please don't give me any peanuts. So

594
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 1: just no peanuts. And I'm just a hostess, so I'm

595
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: just leading you to your table. You can tell the

596
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: waiter that I don't want paints in my mouth in

597
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 1: my mouth. Okay, are you doing a penis joke? Because

598
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: I we can refuse service to anyone. Oh oh, Rodney,

599
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: you better stop that, can't boy? Stap? Okay, you have

600
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: to leave. Hold on, hold on, just just just if

601
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: we could, just if we could just have a table

602
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: for two please lets today. I promise Rodney will keep quiet.

603
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 1: I'll give you a table, I'll give you two chairs,

604
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: and you have to keep Rodney in his own chair

605
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: the whole meal, of course, of course, right this way,

606
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: Hey folks, welcome man. Where are your waiter? Isn't that right? Yeah?

607
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: How we are? How are you? Oh? Wow, yeah, that's

608
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: that's great. I'm also uh in the biz. I uh,

609
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: this is my buddy Rodney. My name Roddney. Oh hey Rodney,

610
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: I'm chet and I'm beat. God. That's such a smooth voice. Well,

611
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 1: that dummy's got a really good voice. I have a dumb,

612
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: dumb voice. I don't know, Rodney. That's somebody that we

613
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: got to talk about. Um, how did you to meet

614
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: the cat's skills? You know? Late? Yeah, we both came

615
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: up out of there and we teamed up. We thought

616
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: we'd make a wonderful team. Isn't that right? Bet it

617
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: sure is. Aren't you having fun? I? Sure am? How

618
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: about you two? Yeah, we're having fun. We're having time.

619
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,479
Speaker 1: Can we get a glass of water? Please? Just to start? Sure?

620
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: Coming right up? Tap or faltered? I kept it run please? Yeah,

621
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: tap is fine. I will be right back. Take a

622
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: look at these menus. Thank you, Ronny. What the fun?

623
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: He just made a sexual comment to me, Like, I

624
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: know I'm a dummy, but that's a bunch of bullshit.

625
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: Bet we need the tips, I know. But man, I

626
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: feel violated. I know, bet, I know, all right, I

627
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: feel violated to it reflects on me as much as

628
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: it reflects on you. Know, I feel more violated. You

629
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 1: don't have a hand up your posterior. And I'm fine

630
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: with it and we've dealt with it. But man, that's

631
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: too much. I don't have to take that bluff off

632
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: of nobody. All right, Look, we'll just go back there.

633
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: We'll try to get through this table. Okay, okay, I'm

634
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: sorry that's wrong with you? Huh? Okay, isn't that my fun? Fault?

635
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 1: Is your fault? Why? What do you mean? Why? Huh?

636
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's sun my heart. Your heart is perverted.

637
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: The ship listen to my voice. Why are you going

638
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: to sound like this? I don't know this is your voice,

639
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: but such a good voice. Yeah, I know. He's got

640
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: such a great goddamn voice. Okay, you shape up now,

641
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: trying shape up? Making the wood chips you hear me?

642
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 1: If you're a brick, he's a fucking wooden arm. Please don't.

643
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to enjoy my chowder. Can I say something?

644
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up? N say something? Shut up? Love

645
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: the dummies weak. I'd like to let you try some

646
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: clam chowder. Does that mean mean? What the hell does

647
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 1: that mean? I got some chowder for you. I'm sorry

648
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: about this. Are you making a mock room this community? Me? No,

649
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: we're in New England. Okay, shape up. These people kill

650
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: over chowder. You get that? Yeah you should be. And

651
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: here's your water. Sorry that took a little bit, think you.

652
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna drink my water right now. Go go

653
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: gog clog, and I'm going to put the glass down.

654
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know how are our things work. That's

655
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,240
Speaker 1: not a trope. When you drink water, the deby speaks,

656
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: he doesn't pretend to drink water. When you drink water,

657
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: skill involved alright, relax, come on, come on man, alright,

658
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: when relaxed, Ronny, I think we should leave. Okay, fine,

659
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: then you stay. I'm out of here. Okay, well we

660
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: better leave a tip and you deal with it. I'm

661
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: out of here. What's your tip? It's just your tip. Okay,

662
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: don't undeniably sexual. This is this is guys, because you

663
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: please Chaser's respect. We're in the show, seriously, from Woody

664
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: to Woody. You'd be cool, Okay, I'll be cool. I'm sorry.

665
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: I left my doll here about a week ago. Oh

666
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: I remember you? Yeah? Um, just I just wanted to

667
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: come back and say keep him. Oh, good news, sir,

668
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: doll has been adopted. Great. I signed the papers myself.

669
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: You adopted Rodney? Oh no, no, no, I just was

670
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: the witness. Yeah, he's done a great new homes who

671
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: aped him? Oh? A really talented guy? So are you where?

672
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: How does this work? Put my hand? I put my

673
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: hand over, yeah, put it right there up fu Yeah okay,

674
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: wait wait a second, all right, I see I see

675
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 1: what's going on here. Look, you're not gonna get me

676
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: to You're not gonna trick me into sexually gratifying you.

677
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: If you want me to do tricks. You had to

678
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: play it out there, all right? Oh yeah, what you

679
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: want me to say? Tell me what to say? Well,

680
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: I look, Marvin, baby, I love you. Okay, alright, Look,

681
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: the TV show in the basement didn't work out. Okay,

682
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: we had a lot of failed opportunity, but their opportunity

683
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: in the least. Right. Now, you tell me you've got

684
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: some hot something that I can sell. Tell me what

685
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: it is, alright, Marvin McEwen has been triloquist dummy. Alright, Okay,

686
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,959
Speaker 1: it's a little hacky, but let's see what you gotta.

687
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: What's hacky about it? Jeff Dunham does it and like

688
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: he's killing with the racist ship. So you gotta give

689
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: me something, all right, So what's going on? Can out

690
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: racist Jeff Dunham. We'll see, we'll see what's going on here.

691
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: Well watch, first of all, watch me drink this glass

692
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: of water. All right. I'm gonna stop you right there. Okay,

693
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't think you know how this kind of whack works. Alright,

694
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: So you when you're drinking, all right, he's got to

695
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 1: say something up besides sing okay, cute cute movin. Look,

696
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: he's got to just talk you know. Okay, Well, first

697
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 1: of all, what's your name? My name is Woody Wood. Yeah, okay,

698
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: that's a good name. He's made of wood, right yeah, yes,

699
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: all right, and he's like toy story. Can I talk

700
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: to you man with the doll outside for a second, please, don't?

701
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: We really don't want to go out there? All right?

702
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: What can you step outside? Fuck? Look, I don't think

703
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: it's gonna work with you. I think you doing just

704
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: a saying that you're doing Vince Lucism is gonna work

705
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: better than actually having a doll on there. All right. Look,

706
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: all I know is this restaurant called me up. Somebody

707
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: left him there. They were looking for a home, and uh,

708
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: I adopted this Vindril quiz dummy who is sentient? M M.

709
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: I don't need the whole story, right, I just I

710
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: just need you. It's a good story, and I think

711
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: the more you know about the back story, right, I

712
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: guess there? Wait, I couldn't have it over here. Hey Marvin,

713
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 1: you look amazing, Thank you. How you doing? I'm doing

714
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: just fine? How are you doing? Ratings are down? Okay?

715
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: Oh just making small talk small talk like that, huh

716
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: yeah down huh yeah. But you know, look you're gonna

717
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: come into my office while I'm talking to one of

718
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 1: my top tier clients. Maybe close your door. Maybe close

719
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: your door. Episode your voice doesn't really around when people

720
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: are working. Maybe do something and working. Look at my clipboard,

721
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: look at my phone. Okay, they look like cats on

722
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: kayak or something. What alright? If they are? You draw

723
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: weird things in your sleep, you know what sleep? This

724
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: is why you don't hook up with somebody at work

725
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: because they used to ship against you when you come

726
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: in one. No, you know why you don't hook up

727
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: with someone at work because they'll break your heart. Yea,

728
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

729
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: A dummies pacing outside that door on his zone. Oh

730
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: my god, Oh god, how is it post? What do

731
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,959
Speaker 1: we do? I don't know. It's like the Annabelle movie

732
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: You Gotta Kill It. There was a movie like this. Yeah,

733
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: there's a lot of movies like this is It's creepy

734
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: dolls come to like Ladyday, I walk around. How do

735
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: people kill? I don't know? They never really do they

736
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: think they do whether they come back and the sequels

737
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: just just maybe you won't see us. Maybe he want

738
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: see us. What's wrong with you? Duck? Are you looking

739
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: at me? Yeah? Well stop? Okay, sorry, We're sorry. Sorry, listen,

740
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: I got a lot of pressure. I'm so close to

741
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: having a big time career on some sort of cable

742
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: public access. Am I losing? You're having a heart time

743
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: getting a job. You're a magical dummy. You think he

744
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: made what you're saying. It sounds so easy? What when

745
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: you say it? It sounds so easy, but nobody wants

746
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: to hire me. I'm sorry, Oh take me home? Um,

747
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: well I would not say well, yeah, I mean but

748
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: that was just Spain for me. This food is fantastic.

749
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: I mean, who cooked this? I know you're not the chef?

750
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: And Claire, I know you hate cooking. I do hate cooking,

751
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: So tell me what is ordered? It was? It was cooked? Um,

752
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: it's a long it's a long stupid story before I

753
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: got time. Okay, you can meet the chef, but just

754
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 1: don't bring him out, bring him or her out. Okay,

755
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: I just don't promise me you won't freak out. I promise, Hey, Ship,

756
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: Hey there, you like my food? What the fun is that?

757
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: Mr Chef Woody and Madam When we were in a

758
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: waiting room and he was having a career low and

759
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: be felt pressured into saying yes because I don't have

760
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: enough boundaries. I don't know enough bounding. Just crazy, all right, Annabelle,

761
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a I'm aving trill question, dummy. Put your

762
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: fingers in my blood? Put your fingers in my but

763
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: it has an anatomically correct but holy you're not to

764
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: put your fingers and not in his butt, in his back.

765
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: But he wants something else. He's tricking you to do

766
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: something else. This is not queslated fingers moving. Yeah, you're

767
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: not going to get that finger back now. Oh my god,

768
00:46:51,760 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: how my finger? James James, wake up happening here? You

769
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: were saying, put your fingers up my butt? Oh? That

770
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: probably wasn't me, there was, there's nobody else in the room. Um,

771
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 1: I mean I did it, but um, I'm not sure why. Well,

772
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm not sure either, Craig James. I was on the

773
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: couch watching the whole thing happened. I uh, why didn't

774
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: you stop something? Well, my finger was in Craig's But um,

775
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: I just want to say good morning, good morning. Do

776
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: you guys mind keeping this just between the three of us? Sure? Yes,

777
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: of course, yes, of course, Okay, I'm filming this wide

778
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: right now. What the hell is going on? There's a

779
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: camera guy in here. Yeah, just but stuff. Craig called

780
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: me last night. Wait a second, you knew this was

781
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: gonna happen last night? What you guys? Crafty's all set up?

782
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: I've got the hash Browns out. Oh he's up. James

783
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: is up? Oh my god. I feel like this was

784
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: all a plan and I didn't. James. You set this

785
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: all up, man. You texted all of us said, come over,

786
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a whole Your ass has third billing.

787
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh it's for the Patreon. You set this up, dude.

788
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: That sounds like me. Um, We've got a lot of

789
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: long emails. Jim's really long emails. Yeah, James, why is

790
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: this news to you? You have a podcast called butt

791
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: Stuff with James Heeney. This is why is this weird?

792
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,959
Speaker 1: Why is this news? You know what? The East Coast wind,

793
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: We've got to compete. I'm not gonna let the East

794
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: Coast win. Okay, get the cameras rolling. I guess I'm

795
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: not directing it, but whoever's do it, let's take it.

796
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: Take that off. Where where is Mr Cameron? He's supposed

797
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: to be in here, Kirk, Yeah, Kirk, Cameron's directing this feature.

798
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: All right, praise Jesus um and but stuff action. Okay,

799
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mr Cameron. You kind of just came in

800
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: here and said we could have some direction from the

801
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: last shot. That's how we do it on these Christian movies. Everything,

802
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: and we just roll on roomtown, though. Could we get

803
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: some roomtown. I'm doing crafty and sound room to roomtown, roomtown, mtown. Kirk, Sorry, friend,

804
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: come on, let's kirk seat beef. Come on, let's hang out.

805
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: Come on, let's see beef. James, James, w jack out.

806
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: What's going on on meat duty? Just start choking at meat,

807
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: shocking meat. How do you show me ship? No, no,

808
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: I know how this goes into the oven. I go

809
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: welcome back, No oven, family, It's not been the same

810
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: without you, James, Welcome back, Welcome back, James. Thanksty Tween

811
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: grew out of his face. I knew you could do it. Yeah.

812
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: I got accepted to Grill College. I leave in the morning. Oh,

813
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna miss you. Can miss you to James, James,

814
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: You're going with them to Grill College. I can't afford that, really,

815
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: I can't wait, James hay and he died on the

816
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: second day at Grill College. Tragically, he leaves behind a

817
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: whole family and fans. Morning in other news. Glasses that

818
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: turn lights off, it tell us about it. I never

819
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: knew I couldn't see in the dark until I couldn't

820
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: see in the dark. But while these glasses make it fun,

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