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Speaker 1: Another jubil on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Carrie,

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Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Seth McElroy. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from the Dean's office here at Western Washington University. I'm great.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing. You're scheduled to graduate here in

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Speaker 1: about a month. Yep, sure, I am. Well. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: to let you know that that's not going to be happening.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm pretty sure I didn't stutter when I

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Speaker 1: said that you're not going to be graduating. Why? What happened?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? One of your fellow classmates alerted us

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Speaker 1: to some risque pictures on your Facebook page. Bring a bell? No,

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Speaker 1: I think there are a couple of pictures of me,

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Speaker 1: like at a party with friends, but nothing. I'm fully

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Speaker 1: closed to all of them. I'm not doing anything even

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Speaker 1: remotely riskue, regardless of what you think, we at the

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Speaker 1: university have deemed those pictures to be in poor taste,

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Speaker 1: and therefore you won't be graduating now or ever. He's

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Speaker 1: telling me that I wasted the last four years of

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Speaker 1: my life because of some arbitrary decision made by you

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Speaker 1: or for one of your people. I already have a

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Speaker 1: job lined up. Actually you don't. I went ahead and

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Speaker 1: called them and let them know that you're not getting

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Speaker 1: a degree from our school, so I'm assuming their offers

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Speaker 1: probably off the table. Why did you do that? What

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Speaker 1: are you doing? It's obvious that you haven't paid attention

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Speaker 1: in school and you've just parted your ass off. It's

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Speaker 1: not true, that's completely untrue. I wouldn't be graduating with

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Speaker 1: the three point nine four if I was partying the

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Speaker 1: entire time the three point nine four. Would that be

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Speaker 1: in beer pong or flip cup or one of those games,

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Speaker 1: because I'm assuming that's where you excelled the most. I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming that you don't have a college education and that

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Speaker 1: you're some lackey that works for the dean's office, because

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Speaker 1: clearly are not taking this seriously when it is my

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Speaker 1: life I stake. I personally looked at your pictures on

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Speaker 1: your Facebook page. How did you even get in? I

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Speaker 1: have the protection where it's only my friends can see it.

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Speaker 1: People can see things once they're on the internet. I've

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Speaker 1: looked at your pictures multiple times. That's really creepy. And

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Speaker 1: the way I see the way that you're looking at

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Speaker 1: the guys in your picture. Okay, this is Western Washington University,

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Speaker 1: not whore you. How dare you say something like that

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Speaker 1: to me. It's obvious by your pictures that you like

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Speaker 1: to party. Let's say you and I go out for

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Speaker 1: a night of party. If things go better than expected,

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Speaker 1: then maybe I can figure out a way to make

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Speaker 1: an exception and give you your degree. There's no way

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Speaker 1: you're serious. I'm hoping that you can read between the

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Speaker 1: lines here. Yeah. I can. I can very much read

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Speaker 1: between the lines. I just wish that I had been

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Speaker 1: recording this, this this telephone conversation. What I'm saying that

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Speaker 1: to a person. Yes, I understand what you're saying. Even

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Speaker 1: if I did that, I'd probably vomit on you because

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Speaker 1: of disgust I have towards you. You're speaking my language. Now,

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Speaker 1: what the vomit thing? Oh my goodness, you cannot be serious.

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Speaker 1: That's what daddy like you. Okay, Um, this is not happening.

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Speaker 1: Heake Carrie, Carrie, this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. I was like, you

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Speaker 1: didn't sound like you. Your friend Jessica set you up

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Speaker 1: as kind of a graduation present. I'm literally almost vomited again.

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Speaker 1: Daddy likey I think, Oh, that's so broken up. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jewel phone taps weekdays on the

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Speaker 1: twenti