Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get.
Speaker 3: Into it today a Tag Team phone tap with Garrett
Speaker 3: and our own Ronnie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Well, Sarah's phone's happened her mom Margaret. Now Sarah
Speaker 3: was in charge of taking their family cat Seymour to
Speaker 3: the groomers, and Margaret is in love with her cat.
Speaker 3: She's the crazy cat lady mom, and I wouldn't like
Speaker 3: to hear if something went wrong when the cat was
Speaker 3: at the groomers. So Sarah starts to call to her
Speaker 3: mom as she's picking up cat Seymour from the groomers.
Speaker 3: And then I and Ronnie play the groomers and something
Speaker 3: went wrong. You're messing with the lady's cat. That's what
Speaker 3: we do, all right.
Speaker 2: See what happens in today's Tag Team phone down?
Speaker 3: Was listening.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey mom, hew's it go in? Pretty busy but good?
Speaker 1: How are you out? I'm running some errands. I'm about
Speaker 1: to pick up Seymour as the groomers. Thanks for doing this.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm walking in him. I'm here to pick
Speaker 1: up Seymour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on one second.
Speaker 1: The night from the band which groomly did you go
Speaker 1: to I went to the place I told you about,
Speaker 1: like with the really good steal.
Speaker 3: Alright, alright, just sign here, Sarah?
Speaker 1: Is that Seymour Anthony?
Speaker 2: Right? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: What's wrong? What's wrong? Is it not the right cat?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Mom?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I didn't. I didn't ask for him to
Speaker 1: be shaved. What do you mean shaved? Groomed? Groomed?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: If he shaved, what do you mean I asked him
Speaker 1: to do that? Mom, I I just asked for a
Speaker 1: groomy didn't. I okay, So what do you mean? He's
Speaker 1: totally ball. He's got no hair. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: said shampoo and I guess they heard shave. I don't
Speaker 1: clipped off all his beautiful hair. Don't game?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: Can? I?
Speaker 3: You seem a little distraught?
Speaker 1: Actually, my mom would like to talk to the manager.
Speaker 1: Get this guy on the phone here?
Speaker 2: Here he goes?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, hello, who's this?
Speaker 1: First of all, who are you?
Speaker 3: My name is Tony? And how are you?
Speaker 1: I am not well, Tony.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear that. How can I help you.
Speaker 1: With the beautiful tuxedo? Black and white?
Speaker 3: It was beautiful cat, very beautiful cat.
Speaker 1: Why would you shave him? He doesn't make Yes, you
Speaker 1: shaved him.
Speaker 2: Apparently that's what you asked for, so we get.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, My daughter said, very clearly, only a shampoo,
Speaker 1: a grooming.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, excuse me, why you said shampoo, not shave.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, Oh my, I'm gonna go O my god.
Speaker 3: No the customer, he said, shampoo, not shave.
Speaker 1: You shaved the cat.
Speaker 2: I'm in the middle of shaving the dog. Here, what
Speaker 2: do you want?
Speaker 1: You shaved the cat, They said, shampoo.
Speaker 2: And you shaved the cat. Hony, what we've been doing? This?
Speaker 1: Food?
Speaker 2: You and a Marie right? The boat is out right.
Speaker 2: Don't you blame this on my wife?
Speaker 1: These guys are fired. I got it.
Speaker 2: I got to tag here one four two four cat right, Seymour,
Speaker 2: I got go to.
Speaker 1: The pampered puss guy clipped the nails. What the hell
Speaker 1: they're doing?
Speaker 2: The cat is shaved, fleabad clipped and nails. What else
Speaker 2: you want? That's great? Guess what?
Speaker 1: Learn how to read?
Speaker 3: Because it's a jetpoo s ah V.
Speaker 2: What does that say to you? Write?
Speaker 1: Jetpoo?
Speaker 2: Cut it out? I'm on the boat.
Speaker 1: Constitution for this, huh?
Speaker 3: I think it would be best if maybe you can
Speaker 3: explain to him what you wanted. Hold on one second, hey,
Speaker 3: and today what get on the phone and explain you.
Speaker 1: I just get the cat out of.
Speaker 2: This is Anthony speaking. How can I help you?
Speaker 1: My daughter took my cat, Seymour for a simple grooming.
Speaker 1: How the hell do they misread shampoo and assume it's
Speaker 1: a shaved That's what I don't understand.
Speaker 2: The cat is totally all due respect. There's no need
Speaker 2: to use this sort of language right now. We can
Speaker 2: handle this story. Correct voice correct, correct, correct.
Speaker 1: Listen, Cad, you just cat. That's not what I wanted.
Speaker 2: She looks fine, she feels fine.
Speaker 1: It's not what I wanted for him.
Speaker 2: This is a matter of a misunderstanding. We cannot glued
Speaker 2: the cat's hair back onto his body.
Speaker 1: That's clearly obvious.
Speaker 2: Tony, who took the order on the cat? The black
Speaker 2: shaved pussy over here? And Marie, and what did the
Speaker 2: daughter tell her? Did she say? Shaved with shampool? What
Speaker 2: are we doing here? She said?
Speaker 1: Shake? She said, why don't we talk to the person
Speaker 1: who took the order?
Speaker 2: They just get this, odet all get to Togita. You'll
Speaker 2: go back and shave this dog's balls. Shave me.
Speaker 1: You just I don't think you should even be in business.
Speaker 1: You don't know how to deal with animals.
Speaker 2: I'm dealing with one right now.
Speaker 1: Hey, well you know, and I'm more. I am more
Speaker 1: of a savage and a danger to you, a potential
Speaker 1: threat than these animals are. So you better mind that, buddy,
Speaker 1: because I am very serious when it comes to animal welfare.
Speaker 3: No, I think now is a good time to tell
Speaker 3: you my name is actually Garrett, and that's Ronnie from
Speaker 3: the Elvis dur In Morning Show, and you just got
Speaker 3: full test.
Speaker 1: I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm actually shooting Garrett's chest right now.
Speaker 1: Oh I took him to the regular place. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Could you make me go?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I've been like totally crazy in front
Speaker 1: of all my coworkers. The Elvis Duran phone tap.
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