WEBVTT - We Shaved Your Pussycat

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get.

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<v Speaker 3>Into it today a Tag Team phone tap with Garrett

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<v Speaker 3>and our own Ronnie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Well, Sarah's phone's happened her mom Margaret. Now Sarah

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<v Speaker 3>was in charge of taking their family cat Seymour to

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<v Speaker 3>the groomers, and Margaret is in love with her cat.

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<v Speaker 3>She's the crazy cat lady mom, and I wouldn't like

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<v Speaker 3>to hear if something went wrong when the cat was

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<v Speaker 3>at the groomers. So Sarah starts to call to her

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<v Speaker 3>mom as she's picking up cat Seymour from the groomers.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I and Ronnie play the groomers and something

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<v Speaker 3>went wrong. You're messing with the lady's cat. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>we do, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>See what happens in today's Tag Team phone down?

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<v Speaker 3>Was listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey mom, hew's it go in? Pretty busy but good?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you out? I'm running some errands. I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up Seymour as the groomers. Thanks for doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I'm walking in him. I'm here to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up Seymour.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hold on one second.

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<v Speaker 1>The night from the band which groomly did you go

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<v Speaker 1>to I went to the place I told you about,

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<v Speaker 1>like with the really good steal.

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<v Speaker 3>Alright, alright, just sign here, Sarah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that Seymour Anthony?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Why? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong? What's wrong? Is it not the right cat?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>One?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>Mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I didn't. I didn't ask for him to

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<v Speaker 1>be shaved. What do you mean shaved? Groomed? Groomed?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>If he shaved, what do you mean I asked him

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<v Speaker 1>to do that? Mom, I I just asked for a

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<v Speaker 1>groomy didn't. I okay, So what do you mean? He's

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<v Speaker 1>totally ball. He's got no hair. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>said shampoo and I guess they heard shave. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>clipped off all his beautiful hair. Don't game?

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<v Speaker 2>Is?

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<v Speaker 1>Can? I?

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<v Speaker 3>You seem a little distraught?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, my mom would like to talk to the manager.

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<v Speaker 1>Get this guy on the phone here?

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<v Speaker 2>Here he goes?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, hello, who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Tony? And how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I am not well, Tony.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry to hear that. How can I help you.

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<v Speaker 1>With the beautiful tuxedo? Black and white?

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<v Speaker 3>It was beautiful cat, very beautiful cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you shave him? He doesn't make Yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>shaved him.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently that's what you asked for, so we get.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, My daughter said, very clearly, only a shampoo,

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<v Speaker 1>a grooming.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait wait, excuse me, why you said shampoo, not shave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly, Oh my, I'm gonna go O my god.

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<v Speaker 3>No the customer, he said, shampoo, not shave.

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<v Speaker 1>You shaved the cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the middle of shaving the dog. Here, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>You shaved the cat, They said, shampoo.

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<v Speaker 2>And you shaved the cat. Hony, what we've been doing? This?

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<v Speaker 1>Food?

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<v Speaker 2>You and a Marie right? The boat is out right.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you blame this on my wife?

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<v Speaker 1>These guys are fired. I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to tag here one four two four cat right, Seymour,

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<v Speaker 2>I got go to.

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<v Speaker 1>The pampered puss guy clipped the nails. What the hell

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing?

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<v Speaker 2>The cat is shaved, fleabad clipped and nails. What else

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<v Speaker 2>you want? That's great? Guess what?

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<v Speaker 1>Learn how to read?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's a jetpoo s ah V.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that say to you? Write?

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<v Speaker 1>Jetpoo?

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<v Speaker 2>Cut it out? I'm on the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Constitution for this, huh?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it would be best if maybe you can

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<v Speaker 3>explain to him what you wanted. Hold on one second, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>and today what get on the phone and explain you.

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<v Speaker 1>I just get the cat out of.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Anthony speaking. How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter took my cat, Seymour for a simple grooming.

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<v Speaker 1>How the hell do they misread shampoo and assume it's

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<v Speaker 1>a shaved That's what I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>The cat is totally all due respect. There's no need

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<v Speaker 2>to use this sort of language right now. We can

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<v Speaker 2>handle this story. Correct voice correct, correct, correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, Cad, you just cat. That's not what I wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks fine, she feels fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not what I wanted for him.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a matter of a misunderstanding. We cannot glued

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<v Speaker 2>the cat's hair back onto his body.

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<v Speaker 1>That's clearly obvious.

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<v Speaker 2>Tony, who took the order on the cat? The black

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<v Speaker 2>shaved pussy over here? And Marie, and what did the

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<v Speaker 2>daughter tell her? Did she say? Shaved with shampool? What

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<v Speaker 2>are we doing here? She said?

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<v Speaker 1>Shake? She said, why don't we talk to the person

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<v Speaker 1>who took the order?

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<v Speaker 2>They just get this, odet all get to Togita. You'll

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<v Speaker 2>go back and shave this dog's balls. Shave me.

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<v Speaker 1>You just I don't think you should even be in business.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know how to deal with animals.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dealing with one right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, well you know, and I'm more. I am more

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<v Speaker 1>of a savage and a danger to you, a potential

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<v Speaker 1>threat than these animals are. So you better mind that, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>because I am very serious when it comes to animal welfare.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think now is a good time to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you my name is actually Garrett, and that's Ronnie from

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<v Speaker 3>the Elvis dur In Morning Show, and you just got

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<v Speaker 3>full test.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to kill you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm actually shooting Garrett's chest right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I took him to the regular place. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Could you make me go?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I've been like totally crazy in front

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<v Speaker 1>of all my coworkers. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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