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Speaker 1: dot join zipcar dot com slash Unofficial Experts. Hello, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Unofficial Expert where we.

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Speaker 2: Are smarter than everybody listening right now.

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Speaker 3: Yes we are. We got an MBA and nothing.

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Speaker 2: And nothing and not a damn thing, A PhD in

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Speaker 2: I could do that.

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Speaker 1: I could do that. If I had time and stuff,

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Speaker 1: I could totally do that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm Sydney Washington and I'm Marie.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to know my last name, Siddy. I

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Speaker 2: feel like you should stop telling people that your hair

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Speaker 2: is not real and how old you are and what's

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Speaker 2: your last name?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 3: Are we starting off the podcast with this negative?

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Speaker 2: No? I just feel like you need you need to

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Speaker 2: just cloak yourself in that. What's the word I'm looking

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Speaker 2: for here? I don't know what the word is. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I wanted to use the word cloak.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't go in the sentence. But I'm not ashamed

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Speaker 1: of any I'm not saying you.

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Speaker 2: Have to be a shamed but I feel like you

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Speaker 2: could be a little bit more secret.

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Speaker 1: You're obviously not an exportment. Your damn business.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you tell everybody your business. So you were

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Speaker 2: an expert at telling the world yo business, run.

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Speaker 1: Tell that home boys a home boy, Marie were you're

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Speaker 1: an expert in this week.

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Speaker 2: I was an expert in not paying for no food

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Speaker 2: this week. Let me tell you how I killed the game.

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Speaker 2: Monday leftovers from Sunday. Okay, it was like a roll

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Speaker 2: was like rice and peas with like carrots and beats.

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Speaker 2: Boom killed it. Tuesday leftovers from work right, it was

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Speaker 2: also rising peas and uh jerk pork and plantains. Plantains

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Speaker 2: killed that. Then yesterday I was at an event. It

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Speaker 2: was open bar and like all the food was free,

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Speaker 2: and I was just shoving shrimp and crabcakes and just

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Speaker 2: magic into a rougul of salads just so good.

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Speaker 1: You know, up top, I thought you were like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I went on a days this week, somebody was paying

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Speaker 1: for my food.

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Speaker 2: Work paid, and then my mom had sent me some leftovers.

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Speaker 2: And then I just happened to get a wristband to

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Speaker 2: this event last night because my wrists are real sex.

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Speaker 3: That sounds boring.

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Speaker 1: I want to know where's the people paying for your dinners?

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Speaker 2: Well that's gonna happen today. Today, I might go get

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Speaker 2: some steak.

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Speaker 1: Really you with her with her friend from last week?

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Speaker 1: After this if you want to come, Okay, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be after this nice.

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Speaker 2: Cool see how to see Me Selfless?

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Speaker 1: Sam expert in selfless putting your girl on?

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Speaker 2: Did you kill it?

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Speaker 4: In Today?

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Speaker 1: This week?

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Speaker 3: This week? I was an expert in being a peeping time?

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Speaker 2: Who are you weeping at?

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Speaker 3: Well? I was getting off the train, the Jay train.

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Speaker 2: And somebody they dig out, and you were like, what

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Speaker 2: why you.

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Speaker 1: Want to tell my story? Like, can I'll let you live?

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Speaker 1: Can you let me live?

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Speaker 3: Anyway? I walk onto the train station.

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Speaker 1: McDonald's was right near my house, so you know, I

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Speaker 1: always walk by because I'm like, oh, there's always some

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Speaker 1: random crackhead. So I'm very cautious, so I'm always looking, dude.

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Speaker 2: Do do do? Do?

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Speaker 1: Do? Do? I see a man getting head in between

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Speaker 1: two part cars.

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Speaker 2: And did you stay there to watch them finish?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? I was infuriated by his whole outfit.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so the outfit is what upset you? Not what

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Speaker 2: was happening?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Well, first of all, he had a windbreaker on,

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Speaker 1: so that's on that one. I mean, I feel like

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Speaker 1: those are coming back nineties or.

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Speaker 3: A six.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I own a six, so I don't really know.

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Speaker 3: Those are a terrible, terrible sneaker.

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Speaker 2: Well, what was she wearing? Was it a chicken redo?

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell what she was sitting down like no

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Speaker 1: he or she was squatting like a get what is it?

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Speaker 3: Get your egle on position?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Drop down?

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Speaker 2: Get you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I couldn't tell.

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Speaker 2: You couldn't tell if it was a chicken redo.

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Speaker 3: No, it was in Listen.

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Speaker 1: People identify with everything now, so I'm just gonna say

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Speaker 1: it was a person.

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Speaker 3: I know it was a human being.

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Speaker 2: It was a nastiest person.

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Speaker 1: No, you ain't never gave a head outside.

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Speaker 2: Of No, I am much classier than that uh red

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Speaker 2: lobster his or olive gardens dom you know. I mean,

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Speaker 2: come on, because I'm a lated.

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Speaker 3: Wait, and what do you wear when you when you're

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Speaker 3: giving head outside?

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Speaker 2: Obviously Chinese slippers and like a baggy capri pant.

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Speaker 1: No, I want like those stretch pants that are fake

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Speaker 1: demim that's what I want.

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Speaker 2: Jaggings.

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Speaker 3: Jaggings.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, but they have like the jeans stitched

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Speaker 1: on and the fake pocket. Yes, that's what I want

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Speaker 1: to wear. Well, and chocolate Anthos and I want to

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Speaker 1: have a doobie. I want to have pins in my hair.

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Speaker 2: Uh well, I mean yeah, because you don't want to

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Speaker 2: eat your hair to touch the dick.

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Speaker 1: That's gross.

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Speaker 3: No, but he he.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like guys need to do better with

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Speaker 1: their outfits when they're going outside.

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Speaker 3: We women are prepared for anything. We never know when

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Speaker 3: we might get a day.

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Speaker 2: You've never seen a woman who was not prepared for something.

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Speaker 1: Really, let you stay with an overnight bag.

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Speaker 3: You see how I do?

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Speaker 2: City is professional lady.

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Speaker 1: I have makeup, I have lashes. She carries all of

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Speaker 1: her makeup, perfumes.

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Speaker 3: I have three pairs of glasses sunglasses.

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Speaker 2: Three three pairs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you never know.

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Speaker 2: You never know when the sun is gonna come out

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Speaker 2: three times or it's gonna be three sons.

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Speaker 1: No, I have like the paparazzi sunglasses. I have the

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Speaker 1: chill glasses. I have the glasses that you can wear

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Speaker 1: at night. I mean, on you, you do not have

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Speaker 1: glasses you can wear it?

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Speaker 4: Listen? Oh gosh, all right.

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Speaker 1: Can we start? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Are you done?

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Speaker 2: I'm done?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, So we're bringing in our guests today. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I love her so freaking much, and.

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Speaker 2: She's so good at what she does.

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Speaker 3: She really is.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Karen Feehan. Yes, hey, ladies, how

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Speaker 1: are you have such a good podcast for it?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't. I'm naisal. I sound like a jew.

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Speaker 2: Well when you said NAIs, you were NAIs. Just don't

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Speaker 2: say that word, all right.

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Speaker 1: Your voice sounds like you you have money, like your

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Speaker 1: own properly no money.

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Speaker 4: You bought me breakfast I did.

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Speaker 1: Don't be telling everybody on the fucking podcast what I'm

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Speaker 1: doing for you, white woman.

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Speaker 4: Elizabeth Washington, that Sydney.

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Speaker 1: That ain't even my middle name.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm trying to close cloak her in that

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Speaker 4: or whatever that thinking about.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, People don't know about this inside joke that you're

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Speaker 1: talking about.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Karen is an amazing comedian.

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Speaker 4: She'd be killing the game right all day.

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Speaker 3: And she'd be hurting feelings all day long.

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Speaker 4: She's a bit.

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Speaker 2: You are really good at being like kind of maze.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like because you're so patitue. Yeah. Also because

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Speaker 1: you're white, you think so well, you're orange, so orange people.

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Speaker 3: Get raise a bit. What was.

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Speaker 1: Not on the podcast?

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Speaker 2: Carry hold on name Two examples of when I was one, okay, because.

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Speaker 4: There was a one time on the group text where

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Speaker 4: we both made fun of Sydney for being earlier shows

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Speaker 4: all the time.

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Speaker 2: That was yesterday, you guys are and then the second time.

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Speaker 4: The second time was another time we made fun of Sydney.

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Speaker 3: The podcast is over, y'all bitches to have it. I'm out.

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Speaker 1: I'm the unofficial expert leaving this dumb ass podcast.

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Speaker 2: You're official expert of Get your Feeling's Hurt.

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Speaker 1: But Feehan is going to be our expert on open

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Speaker 1: relationships today.

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Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I'm excited open relationships.

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Speaker 2: Now, what do you define an open relationship?

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Speaker 4: As? I think that that's going to be different for everyone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but what was your bullshit?

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Speaker 4: My personal definition, you are allowed to sleep with people

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Speaker 4: outside of your relationship. So you're in a relationship with someone, right,

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Speaker 4: like a specific person, but you're allowed to sleep with

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Speaker 4: other people outside of it. And my open relationship it

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Speaker 4: was when we weren't in the same city together. Then

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Speaker 4: it was like, all that's are off. You can do

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Speaker 4: whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So if you were in Manhattan and he was

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Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, then that means.

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Speaker 4: No, that's the same state.

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Speaker 1: No, that's stay from Borough.

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Speaker 3: That's the same.

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Speaker 2: State though, Yes, but it's New York City City City,

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Speaker 2: don't know geography.

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Speaker 1: Grew up in Oakland.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna cut that out.

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Speaker 1: They don't have that.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna edit that out. We're gonna leave that right

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Speaker 2: up in there.

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Speaker 4: That person I was in the urban relationship with was

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Speaker 4: in LA and New Orleans for a lot and he

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Speaker 4: was doing a lot of road gigs for the majority

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Speaker 4: of our relationships.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I see you plugging that.

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Speaker 2: He was somebody so he was you Wait, so you

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Speaker 2: knew he was banging other people, so you were like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm also gonna be banging people while you're not here.

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Speaker 4: What happened? Yeah? I had just come out of an

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Speaker 4: eight year relationship so terrible and I mean overlap, Like

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Speaker 4: new boyfriend picked me up from old boyfriend's apartments.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've done that before you and he rode.

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Speaker 4: Me to my new place to like moved me into

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Speaker 4: my new apartment, right he I mean, I love it.

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Speaker 4: I still love him. We text every day.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 4: I adore him, his friends. I love it. That's not

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Speaker 4: like the dick was goog Yes, very we had excellent

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Speaker 4: sexual chemistry.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear it.

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Speaker 1: Very It was very good. It was actually quite wonderful.

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Speaker 1: It's very I would have been to say very Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, said.

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Speaker 4: The word very very it really.

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Speaker 1: So it's very good.

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Speaker 2: The dick was you was digmatized.

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Speaker 4: But huge penis Like is that really a big deal?

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Speaker 4: Like a big deck?

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Speaker 1: But were they big? Though?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? One of the ones. Yeah, people have drunk addictions.

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Speaker 3: In this Country's true. I agree, you know. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: How did you meet this next one?

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Speaker 4: A comedy?

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Speaker 3: Wait, that's where you be failing in life?

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Speaker 4: I hate that ship? I hate when people say don't

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Speaker 4: I love funny guys. Why wouldn't I date somebody that

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Speaker 2: Listen, Well, date a funny dude who got no teeth,

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Speaker 4: The comedians I've dated are pretty have been pretty successful.

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Speaker 1: Was there a question?

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Speaker 4: It was more of an insult.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, because she was saying that she dates comics,

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Speaker 1: I mean, we can't have the same struggle like that.

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Speaker 4: That is that I think that that you hit the

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Speaker 4: I have all that myself. I don't need you piling

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Speaker 1: And you ain't got no money, and I know you

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Speaker 3: Oh god, my guy.

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Speaker 4: Never mom.

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Speaker 2: You want to talk about is comedy? Like can we

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Speaker 2: talk about like my bangs or something? Literally? Anything else?

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Speaker 2: So I don't think I could do it, but you

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Speaker 4: Two, number two, right, And I was also bartending at

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Speaker 3: Want Did you know did you get a tingle?

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Speaker 4: He smelled it everything I was gorgeous. Do you want

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Speaker 4: to see his picture?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, was a picture, let's see.

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Speaker 4: And it was like right away, like day one, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I don't think I've ever felt that.

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Speaker 2: I've never thought that. You thought that, as you've seen

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Speaker 2: we definitely we never gonna touch ever. Let me see.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, it took you three pictures to get

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Speaker 4: We had a suit on.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's I wasn't feeling that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the suit is too baggy. It's looking at Men's

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Speaker 1: Base. It's giving me Lowmans.

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Speaker 2: It's giving me Lowmans Men's department.

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Speaker 1: It was very it was very, very, very very macy.

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Speaker 2: It's a very century twenty one felleens.

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Speaker 4: He's so cute.

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Speaker 1: He's he's got tattooed.

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Speaker 3: White man would have tattooed. Don't kill you.

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Speaker 2: He's great a white man without a tattoo.

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Speaker 4: Also, that's a great photo.

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Speaker 2: He looked old in that photoop. Let me see that

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Speaker 2: that photo too greedy?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what is it like?

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Speaker 2: He's serving the good, the bad, and the ugly realness

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Speaker 4: It's like Western out of this like German.

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Speaker 4: Over time he had like a weird skinny face. So yeah, no,

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Speaker 4: so I I just but I loved Keith, the guy

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Speaker 1: This is but you talked to him. You told me,

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Speaker 1: if I'm going out and i'm getting I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna get some dude.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm definitely gonna do you mind, right?

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Speaker 2: And he did not mind?

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Speaker 4: I was like, because, I mean that was sort of

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Speaker 2: But I got afraid that you're gonna die when you

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Speaker 2: come up to your white boyfriend and say, hey Keith,

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Speaker 2: yeah oh he was black. Oh then you weren't afraid

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Speaker 2: that he was smack in the face and be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't want shoot on you, but we will make

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Speaker 4: This is my other thing I believe in. People are

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Speaker 2: It was opposite of well, that sounds very correct, very

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Speaker 4: But Keith was like more of a beta like he

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Speaker 3: I mean, I know he would give you that keen

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Speaker 4: I'm very I'm pretty sure it's pronounced.

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Speaker 1: Shut up quinola. That sounds like a woman that works

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Speaker 2: So then, what happened you sleep with this dude?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And I mean I sort of without a condom?

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Speaker 4: None of your business.

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Speaker 2: I mean, are you a raw dogging bitch? What that

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Speaker 3: Blazer on did you do?

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Speaker 2: He took all his clothes off and put the blazer back.

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Speaker 4: That would be amazing my face. Why did you do that?

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Speaker 4: I sort of have like a mini relationship while I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but his dad was just like in town. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: That was gonna be my follow up question.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was in prison for like fourteen years, do.

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Speaker 3: You have some respect?

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Speaker 4: No, they have multiple They have multiple jokes about him.

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Speaker 1: Put some respect on it, Orange Lady.

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Speaker 4: They went on Jimmy Fallon talking about it. It doesn't really

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Speaker 2: So after that, you then started doing open relationships with

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Speaker 4: No, this is my this is my only open relationship.

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Speaker 4: And it's just so weak, it's so cowardly, it's so disrespectful.

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Speaker 4: It drives me insane. It's like treating your partner like

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Speaker 2: Have you have you ever cheated on somebody?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course you've cheated on somebody.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I've never cheated on somebody. Any relationships have you had?

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Speaker 1: Though? One?

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Speaker 4: I cheated on my eighth grade boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: I was out of state.

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Speaker 4: I was in he was in Massachusetts.

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Speaker 1: And I was, Oh my god, me too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had. I had a grade no, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: I had. I had a boo in Massachusetts and I

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I I had a Tiffany's and Co bracelet from

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Speaker 1: one young and uh, pizza and cola cola?

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Speaker 3: It was cola? It was like R C R C

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Speaker 2: I've never cheated anybody because I'm good Christian queen, thank you.

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Speaker 4: that it doesn't hurt her, that it can't hurt her.

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00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like knowing is better.

455
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:20,120
Speaker 4: No, it's it's complicated. I mean I just rather you

456
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,320
Speaker 4: like treat me, you know the way when I don't

457
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,320
Speaker 4: think they lie to their guy friends like that.

458
00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:29,320
Speaker 2: They'd been like yeah, and then she came eighteen times,

459
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,600
Speaker 2: she said the best she ever had.

460
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,400
Speaker 1: And she left my house. She couldn't even walk, That's

461
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,760
Speaker 1: what they said. And then she made me a girl

462
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,080
Speaker 1: cheese che.

463
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:43,120
Speaker 2: No gasp, Greg, regular.

464
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:57,640
Speaker 1: And you and you asked me for a metress wife, Greg? Wait,

465
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,159
Speaker 1: how do you propose these things, these open relationships?

466
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,560
Speaker 4: I just said it to him. I was just like, hey,

467
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,280
Speaker 4: how do you feel about being in an open relationship?

468
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 4: Because the truth is we jumped into a closed relationship

469
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,000
Speaker 4: too quickly, like I wasn't done with that. You know

470
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,840
Speaker 4: how you gotta like spread your wings a little after

471
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,840
Speaker 4: you were in a relationship for a while. No, no, no.

472
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 1: My wings have been closed in September.

473
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,520
Speaker 4: You gotta like get you gotta like get it in.

474
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,400
Speaker 2: The sounds like me very white women behavior, right, yes,

475
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,320
Speaker 2: very very well. It's a rebound. I'm on a rebound

476
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,040
Speaker 2: for three years, just banging everybody.

477
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told you this was an overlapping relationship. I

478
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,240
Speaker 4: never had any time.

479
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,800
Speaker 2: It sound like you spread your wings from one relationship, right,

480
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:37,400
Speaker 2: into the other.

481
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,440
Speaker 4: Relationship though, Yeah, but I did. Yeah, but that was.

482
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 3: Your hopscotching to the next dick. I see you.

483
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,520
Speaker 4: That wasn't a good idea though, Like I should have

484
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,160
Speaker 4: been like I need a little time to.

485
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,920
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it needs to rest, it needs to recuperate.

486
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,960
Speaker 2: I mean, you want to let your vagina use some

487
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,399
Speaker 2: if it's vacation days, you do so?

488
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,920
Speaker 1: Is there like a weight requirement? Like you only tell

489
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 1: men who are under one hundred and fifty ts, like

490
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,240
Speaker 1: so you don't get fucked up? Like how do you

491
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,200
Speaker 1: do it over the phone a regular dude?

492
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,400
Speaker 3: Like, hey, why.

493
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,199
Speaker 4: I think men and women are different. I'm happy to

494
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 4: communicate and do it. I told him before I slept

495
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 4: with the guy, because we had been flirting, we had

496
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 4: been texting, we were trying to like kind of starting

497
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 4: to make plans, and I was like, I can't go

498
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 4: make plans.

499
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 1: Did you put it in a calendar?

500
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she put it in the calendar.

501
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. I mean this wasn't my only little many relationship.

502
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,679
Speaker 4: I had probably like three or four little mini relationship Wow.

503
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 2: Wow, are we calling them relationships? Because you met all

504
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 2: the dads or were.

505
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,360
Speaker 4: Banging the dads.

506
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,880
Speaker 2: It's a dad magnet.

507
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 4: I call them many relationships because I think that's how

508
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 4: that's another difference between women and men, Like we're more

509
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,200
Speaker 4: aroused if we are emotionally connected in some way aroused.

510
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and say I don't want to be

511
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 2: emostly connected to anybody, don't.

512
00:21:56,359 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 1: It is a strange breed. She just doesn't want any

513
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: type of like I love you or touching.

514
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,879
Speaker 2: No, no heart to hearts, go touching base, don't checking.

515
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,120
Speaker 2: I don't even look at my eyes when you talk

516
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 2: to me. Look at my forehead.

517
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 3: Well I'm looking at you right now.

518
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're not at no chemistry here, there is.

519
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 1: None, absolutely none.

520
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 2: So funny, So have you ever like proposed an open

521
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 2: relationship to somebody who freaked out, like was like hell

522
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 2: no and like through your laptop out the window.

523
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, like my like the current person that like I'm

524
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 4: kind of seeing.

525
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 3: Well, isn't he Puerto Rican?

526
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,439
Speaker 2: Well you know that blood is what.

527
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 3: I don't know why you would try to do that.

528
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 2: You're at a Starbucks or somewhere Republic when you asked

529
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 2: you that.

530
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: Okay, let me let me be him. Let's just re enact. Okay, Yeah,

531
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: how did you go do it?

532
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 2: Wait? Where were you guys?

533
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 1: First?

534
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 2: Let me set the scene where you guys at.

535
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 4: Probably just outside on the street.

536
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm him, Okay, so I'm just walking by.

537
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 2: I'm just walking about walking my daughter.

538
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 4: Right now, I'm gonna get You're gonna be me.

539
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 1: I I'm him?

540
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 2: Okay.

541
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, Karen, you're so funny. Your set was

542
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 3: so good last night.

543
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: She is really funny, isn't.

544
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 3: And it asks fat?

545
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 4: Thanks your friend.

546
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. I don't teach what we can.

547
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: So that was a great re enactment. That's gonna win

548
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 1: an Emmy for sure.

549
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 2: That's an egot, right, ask for me?

550
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:36,679
Speaker 4: Thank you?

551
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, let's just do this over one more time. Yeah,

552
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: all right, hey baby, can I borrow fi?

553
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 3: May I?

554
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 1: May I borrow fifty dollars?

555
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 3: Karen?

556
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 4: Why don't judt your friend?

557
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 1: My friend?

558
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 2: And why am I doing?

559
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you are a man.

560
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 2: You're playing yourself with a voice.

561
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 1: You are.

562
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 4: Somebody said that to me. I went in for like

563
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 4: this casting thing and they were asked they were looking

564
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 4: for like a female host, and I was telling them

565
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 4: I was in the midst of my open relationship and

566
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 4: I was explaining my ideologies and stuff, and the dude

567
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 4: looked at me and goes, you're kind of like a dude.

568
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: That dude doesn't get none, or to bring it down

569
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 1: Karen by saying your dude.

570
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 2: People told me that I've been called the man in

571
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 2: my relationship.

572
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 3: You're You're not a man, Marie at all.

573
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 4: You're just we came up more masculine than feminine.

574
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 2: I took a test. I'm ninety. What was it?

575
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 3: You guys think that's fun.

576
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 2: It's hilarious because you know Sydney, it would just be

577
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 2: a vagina that popped.

578
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 4: Up, understood, it would just be an open heart.

579
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: No testa my heart is very open, sounds really gay,

580
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: which makes sense coming from you.

581
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: Okay, so how do you feel about different things entering

582
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: you during the same period of time?

583
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what double penetration? How do you feel about that?

584
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: How do you mobody is getting dped but okay? Would

585
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 1: you hook up with one guy and then hook up

586
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 1: with him the next another one the next next day?

587
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:14,719
Speaker 3: How does that?

588
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 4: How do you turn my axes in a twenty four

589
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 4: hour period like last than year?

590
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: Well, tell us the time. Tell us what time did

591
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 2: you banged the first one.

592
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 4: So I oh, I went over like my ex the

593
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 4: actor act and it's been a very long time since

594
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 4: I've had sex with him. But he is like my

595
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 4: friend did like this reading, and she thinks that we've

596
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 4: been like intertwined for like age, like past lives.

597
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: I always smack my friend in the reading of like

598
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 2: her tarot cards at a rip them cards.

599
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: You know why We're gonna stay with some cards, like bitch,

600
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: if you don't get out of here with them fucking cards.

601
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 2: It's like this is the night of cups. That means

602
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 2: that your moon is rising the car. That means is

603
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 2: you can get some dick. Yeah, but it's gonna be

604
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 2: old dick.

605
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: Bitch. I know you got some cards on sale at Target.

606
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: Get them out of here right now. This is the

607
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 1: king up a choker.

608
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 4: You're just like I have what I got a flush?

609
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 2: Wait? Hold on, so she said that you wait, So

610
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 2: what time did you bang the first dude?

611
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 4: So I like to see early afternoon.

612
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 2: Give us the schedule, and then the next juju banged.

613
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 4: With time because I probably did yoga first in the morning.

614
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 4: And because the guys, you.

615
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 3: Got to get this semen out via yoga.

616
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: You gotta do your or whatever your third eye has

617
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: to remove semen.

618
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 4: Yes, he would always get me to and he's not

619
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 4: a comedian, he's an actor, and he would get me

620
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 4: because he would just be like funny and I hear

621
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 4: what did I say?

622
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: What is with you with these funny dudes?

623
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 4: I like that?

624
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: Do you don't how many funny?

625
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: We're funny people.

626
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: I'll see every day we're funny.

627
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 3: How come you don't want us?

628
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: I do?

629
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 4: You are constantly rejecting me, and.

630
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: She's never asked me because she knows on the record

631
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: Marie is not gay.

632
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 3: She wants no parts.

633
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, wait, how are we not able to finish this? Okay,

634
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 2: so you beg to dude twenty four hour period? Have

635
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: you ever bang two dudes at the same time?

636
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 3: Don't go back.

637
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 4: I don't have that kind of concentration. I don't have

638
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 4: that kind of man power.

639
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you put your mind to.

640
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 4: Me, I would the other problem with men now, Like

641
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 4: I mean, I I tapped out of a threesome with

642
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 4: another girl once because we started and then she came

643
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 4: out with these like diesel bomb tits and have like

644
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 4: bar bells through both of them, and I'm like, I

645
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 4: gotta go.

646
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Like you were intimidated by her nipples.

647
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 4: By the size of sheer, size of her breast.

648
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: They did you not know she had booth before she

649
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 2: took her clothes.

650
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 4: I think I knew, but I didn't know them.

651
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were real.

652
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Why would you do that to your TV?

653
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 4: Did a Kendle do it? She kept wanting me to

654
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 4: do it. She's like, he was like my TV. I

655
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 4: was like, I don't know. I just wanted to go.

656
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 4: And then I like made the guy like spoon me

657
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 4: so he like wouldn't touch her for the rest of

658
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 4: the night. I was like, we're going to sleep.

659
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 2: Oh she spent the night?

660
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I would go home. There's no way I'm

661
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: not staying after you curve me.

662
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 3: No way.

663
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 2: I got to be the big spoon because I got

664
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 2: the big boobs.

665
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: I'm taking my barbells and going home.

666
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 4: Roommate. She was my roommate.

667
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: Home was across the hall.

668
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 4: No, we were like at this other guy's apartment we

669
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 4: lived in.

670
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 3: We had to walk across the square to get.

671
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 4: I got kicked out of all the dorms of my college. Wow,

672
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 4: my own apartment. By the time I was a sophomoret you.

673
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: Wait all the dorms as a freshman.

674
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 4: As a sophomore by the time as a sophomore, yeah,

675
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 4: thank you, thinking, thank you. I did ninety hours of

676
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 4: community service. I was just smoking pot and drinking. It

677
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 4: was a dry dorm. It was right over here.

678
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 2: Did you graduate? Yes?

679
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: Okay, well are you that?

680
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? No?

681
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 4: No, no, I have a BA and acting and I minored

682
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 4: in French.

683
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: So you you were as a waitress and.

684
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 4: I'm on reality television you now.

685
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 2: Have you gotten any new dick from the reality TV stuff?

686
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 4: No? No, But all I'm getting are like fact guys

687
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 4: that are like, hey, I think you're kind of a bully,

688
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 4: but you want to hang.

689
00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 2: Out people who like, you know, to be disrespected. But

690
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: would you would you ever be like a dominatrix?

691
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 4: I have one guy on my phone, who's my pay peg? Who?

692
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 3: Wait?

693
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: Is that are you going into leading into dominate trix

694
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: stuff or.

695
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 4: It's financial dominate dominate trix it's not necessarily yeah, yeah, yeah,

696
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 4: I'll give I'll give it. You be you'll be good

697
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 4: at him. He's he's fine.

698
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 3: I got him, so you don't have sex.

699
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 4: I got him from Micah Fox too.

700
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 2: Okay, so are you getting her?

701
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 4: She's yeah, Like Bill's like, these.

702
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: White women are making it happen.

703
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: Girl, we are very behind, very.

704
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: It's a pay pig. Okay.

705
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 2: So it's some white man who's just even he's dropping

706
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: money the account to any see him.

707
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 4: Wait is it never? He'll try, but you never have

708
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 4: to see him.

709
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 2: And it's through like Square cash pay Pal, and he

710
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 2: keep seeing.

711
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: You get the money directly. You get it directly, like

712
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: the same day. I mean, they charge you a dollar,

713
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: but I just I'd rather get all the money like

714
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: a day late.

715
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 2: Don't take my dollar. I'm going to need Okay, so wait,

716
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 2: go back to this paypic.

717
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 4: So he just his fetish is being financially dominated. So

718
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 4: he'll text me, wait, it's a lot on Fridays, you know,

719
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 4: we just got paid, and he'll be like, Hi, what

720
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 4: are you doing?

721
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: Wait?

722
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 4: K I will show you guys. It's so fun. It's

723
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 4: so fun.

724
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: Do you have a picture of him?

725
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 4: I can show you because he's on Facebook. Let's see.

726
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: I want to see the type of guys that are

727
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: just like.

728
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 2: They're texting ek click. Wait He's like what are you doing?

729
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: And then you're like, I'm out here trying to pay

730
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: some bounce my check book and he's like, oh.

731
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 4: Legit, you don't even have to write a sentence. You

732
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 4: just write send.

733
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

734
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: I'm so good at typing, Sad.

735
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 4: I know you are. You'll I'll give you his number

736
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 4: right now.

737
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 3: And he'll see a picture of Marie with the banks.

738
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 4: The picture just to know. But this is he.

739
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 2: Looks like eke, Oh wait, what does he do?

740
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 3: Bitch? He gonna kill you?

741
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 2: What does he don't find any money?

742
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 4: Here's the thing. I don't think I need to upgrade

743
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 4: my pay pay. Yes, yeah, how much it's a similar

744
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 4: person who's making more money than that.

745
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 2: How much money? Does this still give you?

746
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 4: Twenty bucks a pop? You can get like forty in

747
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 4: one night, probably Max.

748
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: Well that's nothing, girl.

749
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 4: But it's money for nothing.

750
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 2: That's like an uber that's an uber pool, a little

751
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 2: Abu Dhabi pay pie.

752
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 4: I know, but this is my first one. I'm just

753
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: like a baby. I'm like a nod and it's brought.

754
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: He's got a cat in his profile, Like, come on,

755
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: and he's a cat.

756
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 3: Dude, girl, you have.

757
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 4: Two cats and they're dying range shut up.

758
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: Shut up. That's why I eat he is gonna skin you,

759
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: is gonna skin you. And where your where your skin

760
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: your leather? Your skin is already leather. Yo.

761
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 2: He got enough money to just be giving you money.

762
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 2: Doesn't have any money.

763
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 4: No, he's me and Mike. Mike and I will like

764
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 4: play off each other, Like he'll text me, He'll be like, hey,

765
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 4: what are you doing? I'm like, said Michael money.

766
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my, that's crazy.

767
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Sidney, how do we not know about these PAPIs?

768
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: Listen?

769
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: Because we're just trying to be independent women paying for

770
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: our own things, even though you don't want to pay

771
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: for your things. But you're like, you know, I'm not

772
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: going to do too much.

773
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: It's not that, it's just I don't want to. I

774
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 2: don't like owing anybody anything, right, I don't like like

775
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 2: you give me money, like I don't. I feel like

776
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: I don't like.

777
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: Oh, but if somebody by your stake, you're like, oh,

778
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: I owe you nothing.

779
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: I don't know you nothing. We just we we broke

780
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: red over like a file at like we talked. We discussed.

781
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 4: You know, there was an exchange exactly.

782
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: In exchange for you feeding me, you got to Karen, Karen,

783
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: do you have any statistics like how many people are

784
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: in open relationships in New York City.

785
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 2: That sounds wrong in New York City as I made

786
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: it up. It's like in New York City is probably more.

787
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 4: It's probably a lot. People have different parameters and different

788
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 4: rules though too, Like a lot some people are like, oh,

789
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 4: we're in open relationships, but they'll just bring other people

790
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 4: into their bedroom where they're both like swingers.

791
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to like a swingers party?

792
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 4: No, but I've been invited.

793
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: Why didn't you go? Yeah?

794
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 4: I wasn't familiar with everybody who's gonna.

795
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 2: Be there, so you just want to go.

796
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 4: I guess I wasn't in the place. I think maybe

797
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 4: I was in like a relationship. I wasn't in a

798
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 4: Oh oh, you're like, oh this is too much. I'm

799
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 4: still allowed to make decisions for myself.

800
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.

801
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: You can go to the swingers party and decide for

802
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: yourself and just laugh at everybody and then eat the orders,

803
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: like because you know else will be Yeah, who you

804
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: should have just went there for the story, bitch, Like, come.

805
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 2: On, come on, if somebody listen, if you're listening to

806
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 2: this right now, when you want to invite me or

807
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: Sydney Washington, Sidney Elizabeth Washington. I will a swingers party,

808
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 2: will come. We might not sit on the swing with you,

809
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: but we will.

810
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: You guys will just point.

811
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: I will wear my ti lim boots. I will wear

812
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: my timble in boots and orgy.

813
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: I will break my hair down and throw on a

814
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: do rag with the tail out for the swinger part.

815
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: I will wear white so as. I will wear a choker.

816
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: You know chokers.

817
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: Chokers are very wear damn chokers, Yeah they are. I'll

818
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 2: wear a windbreaker around my waist.

819
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 3: No, you will not.

820
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 4: The swing party, he catch me.

821
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: I will come. I will come with Adidas track suit

822
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 1: that I can like just clip off like a terrible snap.

823
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

824
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, a windbreaker just around the waist.

825
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 4: We'll go to one tonight.

826
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: Okay, look fine, one fine one at paig to Wait.

827
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: Would you would you go to a swingers party in

828
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: New York City or out of state?

829
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 4: I'm gonna want in New York like the New York.

830
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 2: Ones are probably they probably have like one.

831
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 4: Economically, I think that would be more.

832
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: I feel like a swingers party in Miami would be popping.

833
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 2: It mean, it sounds like a lot of cocaine and

834
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 2: cocaine and fake asses.

835
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: What wouldn't you want to go to orgy like that? No,

836
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: what kind of orgy would you go?

837
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 2: I need a clear head, shut up, and I don't

838
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 2: I need people who don't have Like, does cocaine make

839
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: you feel like you invincible?

840
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: Yes, because I don't need you running up on.

841
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 2: Me grabbing me cocaine muscles.

842
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 4: We're gonna fly together, Marie.

843
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 2: People show up with me and Marie, but they don't

844
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 2: be on cocaine. They just arenaline. They're on white, they

845
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: be on white, and they just I'm gonna go speak

846
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: to Marie very She's very funny and approachable. She might

847
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: be open to this.

848
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: Hey Marie, it's me. You don't really know me. That's

849
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 1: the story of my life. Hey, Marie, we're on the

850
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: same train. I was just wondering if you want to

851
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: get off at my stop because you have nothing to

852
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: do and you should hang out.

853
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: In true story for me, this white man said that

854
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 2: to me on the train. Yeah, he complimented me. I responded,

855
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 2: he was like, so I'm getting off here.

856
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,919
Speaker 4: Oh, in that case, let me get.

857
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: Let me get my things, sir.

858
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 2: If you won't get your one metrol cord on my face.

859
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: He had that rolling backpack too, to traveling backpack.

860
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 3: He had snacks in that bitch.

861
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 5: He had had juicy juice this cold water, Marie, Yeah

862
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 5: do Marie?

863
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: Would you do an open relationship like I've in like

864
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: six years from now?

865
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 2: Six years from now?

866
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why six years? I'm just saying because because I'm

867
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: gonna be thirty this podcast is over.

868
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 3: I'm so done.

869
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: Because I'm gonna be thirty years old and I'll be mature.

870
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: Would I do an open relationship?

871
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 2: I feel like my thing with relationships is I don't

872
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: want to see you every day one and I don't

873
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 2: want you asking me what I'm doing when I'm not

874
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 2: with you.

875
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: That's it.

876
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: So I feel like, yeah, I could do an open

877
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: relationship if it was like two people.

878
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna catch you the whole foods and kill you,

879
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: kill you. You're gonna be at the buffet, just stab

880
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: you in the I am a traitor, Joe's ho. So

881
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be me at home foods.

882
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 2: It's different.

883
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't know, And like with time with period,

884
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm not into doing open relationships

885
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 4: now like I was sort of brought it up to

886
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 4: the person I'm seeing because we have some trust issues.

887
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 3: Like what's the issues?

888
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 2: You don't trust him?

889
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 4: Trust him? I mean he has I guess supposedly you

890
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 4: know reason not to trust me. I would trust you implicitly,

891
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 4: did you I.

892
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 2: Feel I feel like I don't know if. I mean,

893
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 2: you have this dress on and you do look trustworthy

894
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: now and her hair is in a slick back, low pony.

895
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 1: I can play trustworthy, yes, but you're giving me secretary vibes.

896
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 4: Cast is trustworthy?

897
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: No, you're somebody your eyebrows. Your eyebrows is like right,

898
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: like a little mischievous.

899
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 2: You have them jafarrouse. Yes, you got the ursula eyebrows.

900
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 4: But I don't like all the guilt. And I learned

901
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 4: you learn from different relationships being in an eight year relationship.

902
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 4: It's wet under there.

903
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 2: Why you care? Sidney trying to shove her feet under

904
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 2: a canting my arm in the studio.

905
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: We're in a fairy Famly.

906
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 4: My arm is probably wetter than my pussy right now.

907
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 2: Why would your pussy be wet at all?

908
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: Because we're here, we're here? Why would you ask not talking.

909
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 4: About Sidney dying? Cat?

910
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 2: Mary?

911
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: Just throw all the work.

912
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 3: We're getting no work done here, no work done.

913
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: It's so hot. It's so hot in here.

914
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: We can't afford a c We're in the penthouse, but

915
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: we have no a crack the door open for the

916
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: next one. Yeah, we will because there'll be three black

917
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 1: people in here.

918
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 2: The next Okay, So, uh, what would you say?

919
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: So?

920
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 4: I feel like it like because there was so much

921
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 4: infidelity and lying that this current relationship, well in the

922
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 4: in my eight year relationship, that that's what led me

923
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 4: to being like especially because I was dealing with putting

924
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 4: drinking all the same time.

925
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, you're sober. How long you've been sober?

926
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 4: This time? Around a year and a half. Nice congrat

927
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 4: I thank you appreciate that. Do you want to say

928
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: how long it's been for you?

929
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: Almost two years in October?

930
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 2: You guys want know how long it's been for me?

931
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 4: Twenty six hours less.

932
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: She had a rose, She had a Kira Yell, had

933
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 2: a couple of rose.

934
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: She had a negron.

935
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 4: That's fair.

936
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 2: I did not have a NEGRONI I'm not an old

937
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 2: ass man, an old white man. That's a summer dreamer

938
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 2: named Charles birth named Edgar.

939
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: Ethan.

940
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 2: I'm here for the NEGRONI just one ice cube.

941
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: A Tom Tom likes Tom. Oh my god, I hate it.

942
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 4: A gimblet, A gimblet.

943
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: I hate people who.

944
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 2: Asked that he has a straight perfect Manhattan an old fashion. Wait,

945
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 2: how did we get to these old white man drinks?

946
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 3: I don't know?

947
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: Okay, So Karen, did you have a story about something

948
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: that she wanted to share?

949
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 4: I got caught. So we had parameters.

950
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: Why don't you say this on topic?

951
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 4: You guys don't shut up?

952
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 6: Very delirious, all right, So we have parameters.

953
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 4: The rule because he was a comic was no comics.

954
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 3: No.

955
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: I can hear everything?

956
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 4: Are you?

957
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: I can hear it? It's can hear Yeah, we're almost done.

958
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: We're like nine hours. We got this.

959
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 4: You gotta just breathe into it. You gotta.

960
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna sit outside for a little bit, so so listen.

961
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 4: So whatever we got caught, I want to know how

962
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 4: he caught me. Took the iPad that he had purchased

963
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 4: for me and cracked into my eye cloud. Oh make up,

964
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 4: so we can see my text messages on my phone.

965
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 4: That's a guy for like CIA type of like shit, right?

966
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: That is so white Man and the Lifetime movie realness

967
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 2: right there, they found out the nickname I was calling

968
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: the other dude and texted me that nickname and I

969
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 2: was on a bus.

970
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 4: I almost peid my pants. Was like, oh crap, because

971
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 4: I had broken the rules. I had failed at being

972
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 4: in an open relationship, but this one particular.

973
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,760
Speaker 1: How did you fail?

974
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 4: Here's no comics, like on, just a pure numbers game.

975
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 4: That's far more difficult than for me than it is

976
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,760
Speaker 4: for him. And I'm not saying that there's not beautiful

977
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 4: women in comedy, of course, I'm just talking pure ratios.

978
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: No, but he's gonna hook up with somebody who's not

979
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: in comedy because he's a man. But if you're a woman,

980
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna hook up with a guy that's in comedy,

981
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 1: which which sounds our options are like so scarce.

982
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 4: You want to know what he did in the fuck up?

983
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 4: So we My thing is like out of sight, out

984
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 4: of mind. Don't ask hotel, but do not embarrass me.

985
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 4: I'm still your girlfriend, you're my boyfriend. Do not embarrass me.

986
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 1: Oh that's hard because you embarrassed yourself.

987
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 2: Fine, but that's personal.

988
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 3: Okay.

989
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 4: Posted picture got tagged in a picture when he was

990
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 4: in Canada with four other chicks.

991
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: They have clothes.

992
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 4: The caption said, this was the last time you know

993
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 4: Keith whatever was ever seen again, very like, you know,

994
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 4: they're like all over them, like hugging him and stuff.

995
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 4: And it was like, he's in Canada. Of course he's

996
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 4: gonna sleep with another girl.

997
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 3: That's fine.

998
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 4: I don't care. I assume you're going to But everybody

999
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 4: can see that picture. Were they They were like basic

1000
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,919
Speaker 4: Canadian can white.

1001
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 2: They look like bacon, basic fake bacon.

1002
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 4: Canadian bacon. So I, you know, I got really upset

1003
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 4: and I but I screen grabbed, of course the picture

1004
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 4: and he because he took it down immediately, and I

1005
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 4: just kept reposting it on his Facebook. You crazy woman,

1006
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 4: And again I was like, why are you taking this down?

1007
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 4: Why did you do this? Because I don't care what

1008
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 4: it is, but don't don't embarrass me. Don't do it,

1009
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 4: not not on Facebook, not on Instagram, to be like

1010
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 4: it was a very suggestive photo.

1011
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: It was that it's whatever. Was the sex good? Just

1012
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: let's talk about the skin to the.

1013
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 4: Six I told you was good. But he had some

1014
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 4: of the best sex I've ever had.

1015
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: What was the craziest time you've had with him?

1016
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 4: Crazy? We weren't that crazy. We were very like a marriage.

1017
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 2: That's the most sex that you guys had in a day.

1018
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 4: Probably, I don't know, four or five times?

1019
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: Nothing number, that's.

1020
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:55,439
Speaker 3: Nothing, girl?

1021
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:56,760
Speaker 1: What about.

1022
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't I plead the fifth three

1023
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 2: My mama to listen to the Podcastan is not going

1024
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 2: to listen to this podcastle okay, so zero times the

1025
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 2: amount of times.

1026
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: Sydney, how many times? Probably like six?

1027
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 4: She just had to do one more than what you said.

1028
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: I was on Molly though, so and I was in

1029
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: Miami and he paid for it.

1030
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 2: So like he paid for the Malli or the six

1031
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: Are you a prostitute?

1032
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was on the record, was with my boyfriend.

1033
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: Then I found out he put the trip on his

1034
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: corporate card. I was like, are you kidding me?

1035
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not on my card.

1036
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: I don't care.

1037
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 4: So you're dating the company?

1038
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 2: Is the company still looking? Because I would actually be

1039
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: open to trying some MOLLI in Miami, Karen, I feel

1040
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 2: like we learned nothing.

1041
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 3: Not a damn thing.

1042
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,280
Speaker 1: But we have a quiz.

1043
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 2: We have a quick quiz.

1044
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: It's going to be so oh my god, this is

1045
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: this is how we crown You were unofficial.

1046
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 2: Actually an expert in this. Okay, hold on, let me

1047
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 2: just get my quarts these cards at as.

1048
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: You're a great guest. We really enjoy you as a friend,

1049
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: learned nothing.

1050
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 2: Would never introduce you to my dad, though, because my

1051
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 2: dad is a judging ass passing you know what dad

1052
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 2: has passed up?

1053
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. You know that's crazy?

1054
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: God, like the Bible is did my two six seventeen?

1055
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm just trying to get to the fridge last.

1056
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: It's kind of slaxy.

1057
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,959
Speaker 2: Got on when my dad say, in a high water

1058
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 2: up sweat pot in a high watertpant?

1059
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: Please what color with a light gray? Small?

1060
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: But like the elastic beast so like old that it

1061
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: doesn't like it's a trick.

1062
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta pin him up.

1063
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 2: He ties a rope from outside to a tree.

1064
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, we're gonna do this quiz.

1065
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you're gonna do this quiz? Are you ready?

1066
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 1: Are you ready?

1067
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 4: I didn't study?

1068
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 2: No, you know these But you're the expert, so well,

1069
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 2: it's not even really open.

1070
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: Relationship is just six stuff cool because you because you.

1071
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: A whole now youse, nou Karen? Can you need three

1072
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 2: sex positions where the woman is on top.

1073
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, reverse cowgirl. Okay, what's just

1074
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,959
Speaker 4: regular being on top? What's that called?

1075
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: That's called hill?

1076
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 4: But I don't know. I don't know. What's like a

1077
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 4: like a like a scissors style one?

1078
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 2: Is that both people on the same level?

1079
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that? I don't know that move?

1080
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 2: Canney?

1081
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like so like if that's like a visual

1082
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 4: thing so he can see both your ass and.

1083
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: Your Oh okay, we'll take that.

1084
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know that move.

1085
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: I've done that before. It's good.

1086
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 4: It's good because if he has good enough arms, you

1087
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 4: can hold onto his arms. I'm all about like leverage

1088
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 4: so I can get the best out of my lower body.

1089
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 2: You are strengthen your core while you're doing that.

1090
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 4: You're right here.

1091
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: I'm here for that. Okay, you didn't get all three,

1092
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: but that's fine.

1093
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 4: Regular what's regular woman on top? What's that called?

1094
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 2: I think that's just again called not your last time?

1095
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: What is a dirty Sanchez?

1096
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 4: I don't know. Is that like like some ship like

1097
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 4: like has a new poop.

1098
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting, you're getting, You're getting.

1099
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 2: The city Elizabeth Washington is gross.

1100
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 4: Whatever it is it's gross, Sanchez, I don't know. Somebody

1101
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 4: eats your bi and then kisses you, you get like

1102
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 4: a mustache, like a poop mustache.

1103
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you that. Don't give you that. I'll

1104
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: give you that. Do do do Do Do Do do do.

1105
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 4: Brothers.

1106
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: Okay, here's here's the number three miss off. What's the

1107
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 2: difference between an orgy and a train?

1108
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 4: So like an orgy, there's like multiple couples and people

1109
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 4: like sucking a fucking and a train is just when

1110
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 4: a bunch of dudes run a train on a whole.

1111
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 2: Now can a group of women run a train on

1112
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 2: a dude?

1113
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 4: I don't see why not.

1114
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: We should be able to. We have rights. Okay, I

1115
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: want to see a woman. I want to see a

1116
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: couple of women run a train on a Jamal. Why

1117
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: can't it be an Edgar? No, that is not train

1118
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: worthy name. That sounds like the conductor, not the train.

1119
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 4: I kind of want to like rape one of these

1120
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 4: like male comics talking ship, just to see if you'll

1121
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 4: go to the police ride if you can.

1122
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 2: If you rape a male comedian, who would you rape

1123
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 2: Tim Dylan?

1124
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: Really?

1125
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1126
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Speaker 2: I don't think he would let you rap him.

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00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 4: T Lane what Joe Kim boostera comics. Yeah, those are

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00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 4: the only ones and I feel comfortable raping.

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00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 2: That's awful. Okay, what's the last question? You go see

1130
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: the last question and for the for the one.

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00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 1: Hundred thousand million dollars. Okay, this is the big question.

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00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Are you ready?

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00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: Hand?

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00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1135
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 1: Expert?

1136
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 3: Name a state where polygamy is legal?

1137
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 4: Oh fucking it's like iowor Idaho or Oregon or something.

1138
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 4: It's like one of these middle of the country square estates.

1139
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:45,959
Speaker 4: Have never seen a body of water.

1140
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: Fucking creeps.

1141
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 4: It's Wisconsin or something that's that's neara.

1142
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 2: What is it?

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00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 4: What is that? Fuck like? It's where? Bring him in?

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00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 2: Young?

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00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 4: Is that university? It's the Mormon where's the state?

1146
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: Is that?

1147
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 4: What's the Mormon state?

1148
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: Utah?

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00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1150
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you got it? Are the hip? My friend, sister,

1151
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: I don't like you got it?

1152
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 2: Could you imagine being married to somebody and they're being

1153
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 2: other people also married to that person? Do you want

1154
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 2: to get married?

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00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: No?

1156
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 3: I wouldn't marry you anyway.

1157
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 4: I hate the institution of marriage. I think that brides

1158
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 4: are the most selfish monsters on the planet. Why do

1159
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 4: they need to make their friends spend so much money

1160
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,959
Speaker 4: because they take so much time?

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00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: That's absolutely so. You could always go like Justice of

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00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: the Peace.

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00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 4: That's like yes, sure. If I were to ever be

1164
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 4: forced to get married because of whatever legal trouble I'm in,

1165
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 4: I would go to the justice. I would go to

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00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 4: city Hall. I don't even tell anybody.

1167
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 2: Would you wear a white suit?

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00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 4: Listen, I'd wear a body suit.

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00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: Wed hal A wedding for me is where I cash

1170
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: out on my friends. All the times I held your hair,

1171
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,240
Speaker 1: all the times we stayed up till six six am talking.

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00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 3: You want to get my money, and that's how I

1173
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 3: got to do.

1174
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 2: I can never help my hair, and anytime we've ever

1175
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 2: been on the phone until six minutes because of the

1176
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 2: problem that you were agreed so you ain't cash.

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00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: I wasn't including you in that. Okay, yeah you're not.

1178
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like she wants me. I

1179
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 2: want to be the ring bear. I want to be

1180
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 2: the little a little tuxedo, tiny ass pillow.

1181
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 4: You don't even tell you said like a bride emoji.

1182
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 4: I did it.

1183
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: That is very very correct, Like.

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00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: This is very mean of you, Sidney Elizabeth.

1185
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: This has been outstanding. We've had so much fun with you,

1186
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: fee Han.

1187
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 2: And do you have anything else that you want to

1188
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: say about open relationships before we go?

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00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 4: I like what I like what I said in the beginning.

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00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: I think she said enough. I think we're good. I

1191
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: think we want to know about your projects. Where can

1192
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: we catch you? You have a show, right, I have.

1193
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 4: A show called Stand Up and Take Your Clothes Off?

1194
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 4: Of course, it's the all running it's the longest running

1195
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 4: all female show in New York City. October will be

1196
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 4: our five year anniversary. It's the first Sunday of every month.

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00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: Or we don't know when we're gonna put this out, but.

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Speaker 4: But that's fine because it's the first Sunday of every month.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the first Sunday of every month. In it's burlesque

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00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: as well, right right, Marie and I have definitely done

1201
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Speaker 1: that show, and it's been so much fun.

1202
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 2: And I was so upset that nobody wanted me to take.

1203
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: My clothes off. I did.

1204
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 3: I was waiting.

1205
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, let me see. And also

1206
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: you're on TV too.

1207
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, my big fat, fabulous life. I am the all

1208
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 4: Morosa of that show. You are out here.

1209
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 2: Has got a promotion she's Donald Trump's Minister of Black People.

1210
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 4: That does not seem like that's the title.

1211
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 2: She's the gatherer of Negroes. She's the negro whisperer, speaking

1212
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 2: of negroes. Sidney and I two Negresses on the podcast

1213
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 2: right now. We have a monthly comedy show also called

1214
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 2: the warm Up. Warm Up the second Saturday of every month,

1215
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 2: Karma Lounge, Karma Lounge, every sing.

1216
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: It literally is the hottest show. It has the hottest people,

1217
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: hottest comedians.

1218
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 2: And we're hot in the in the basement. What fuego

1219
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 2: the Fuego, very very hot, guys. Thank you so much

1220
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 2: for listening.

1221
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 3: It's been so much fun.

1222
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: Check out feehand. Where can they find you?

1223
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 4: Like?

1224
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 2: Can you spell your name so people know where to

1225
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 2: find you? Or do you not want people to find

1226
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 2: you because they they don't found you?

1227
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 4: They can follow me on Twitter at k free Hams.

1228
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 4: That is a handle I created to trick fat people

1229
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 4: into following me.

1230
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, free hamps.

1231
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 2: You know what I feel like, We're good.

1232
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 1: What about Instagram?

1233
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 4: Same handle? But you can just if my name is

1234
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 4: my name is spelled weird. Okay, my mother did it.

1235
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 4: She thinks it's cool. Green shout out Maureen Bhan Loreen

1236
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 4: Tutan pan o g two tan og two tan. But

1237
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 4: it's k e r r y n. It's like erin

1238
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 4: with a K. It's a short e. I'm sorry, terrible.

1239
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, Queen of all the way Quemen.

1240
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 2: You have been a gym.

1241
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 3: This so much fun. Thank you.

1242
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 4: Even in the heat, it was fun.

1243
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 3: I love you so much.

1244
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: Thanks guy, Bye bye for you.

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