Speaker 1: All from Parker.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, is this get like the real gag?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is this Parker?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: I made it? Wow?
Speaker 3: What's up? How's it gone? Man? Have we ever talked before?
Speaker 1: We haven't. I'm actually this is my first stream that I've.
Speaker 3: Got rock and roll? Well, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: How can I get you today?
Speaker 1: Rocking roll? I like it. I've got a quick one
Speaker 1: for you. I was thinking about this the other day
Speaker 1: and it's kind of getting under my skin a little bit.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I was in the in the Burger King drive through,
Speaker 1: as one does, and this was later at night, is
Speaker 1: about maybe thirty forty degrees out, and there was a
Speaker 1: homeless fellow that was under the you know, like in
Speaker 1: front of a Welsh fargo sometimes I to have like
Speaker 1: an overhang on the curb. Yeah, he was under the
Speaker 1: overhang and he had a fire going, and it seems
Speaker 1: like the fire was contained, but I was worried about,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like the ashes or like the
Speaker 1: sparks coming up catching the building on fire.
Speaker 3: Please don't tell me that you went up to a
Speaker 3: homeless man and just put out his fire.
Speaker 1: No, no, not that, no, no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: would never do I would never do something like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like you were gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, just.
Speaker 3: Be just to be a dick and then you and
Speaker 3: then you yell at him about how it's bad for
Speaker 3: the environment. All right, anyway, Okay, so what happens?
Speaker 1: Ohm, Sorry, that's fucking funny. No, So I ended up.
Speaker 1: I ended up. I wasn't sure what to do. So
Speaker 1: I looked up what to do, and there's a couple
Speaker 1: of sources that said, like, if there's a fire in
Speaker 1: a place that there shouldn't be a fire, that you
Speaker 1: should just call the fire department. And so I did.
Speaker 3: You called the fire department. That's just that's like almost
Speaker 3: just as fucking bad.
Speaker 1: And that's what I was scared about it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I did the right thing or not, because
Speaker 1: I just didn't want anybody to get hurt.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you called, you called the fire department, and then.
Speaker 1: You left, and then I left.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well I was still in the drive through. I was
Speaker 1: sucking the drive through. They were right around the corner,
Speaker 1: and I guess because they got there within a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes.
Speaker 3: I so, okay, did you did you did you? Did
Speaker 3: you see what happened. What did the fire? Did they come?
Speaker 1: I did? I did? They They showed up and they
Speaker 1: just kind of talked to him and they didn't kick
Speaker 1: him out, but they did have to put his fire
Speaker 1: out because it was a hazard.
Speaker 3: Was there a moment where you were sitting in the
Speaker 3: burg King drive through and you were watching the firefighters
Speaker 3: talk to the guy and the guy looked upset, and
Speaker 3: then the firefighters pointed and he the guys said something
Speaker 3: to you, and the firefighters pointed at you, and then
Speaker 3: you had to duck down in your car.
Speaker 1: No, there was nothing like that. They didn't implicate me.
Speaker 1: They were actually on the other side of the vehicle,
Speaker 1: so I didn't really see what happened that, like the
Speaker 1: fire truck was blocking it. But I did go up
Speaker 1: and I I had a five in my wallet, That's
Speaker 1: all I had my wallet, uh, And I gave it
Speaker 1: to the guy because I did feel bad, and I
Speaker 1: offered him my food. He ended up taking me up
Speaker 1: on the offer, and I'm happy I was able to help.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not sure if I did the right
Speaker 1: thing in calling just because I didn't want I didn't
Speaker 1: want to building the burn down.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's better than calling the cops
Speaker 3: on somebody.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get the police involved because you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel bad for the guys just down
Speaker 1: on his luck, didn't seem to be doing drugs or anything,
Speaker 1: just trying to get through it.
Speaker 3: M that would suck. The did you work? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. Did I do the right thing? Like
Speaker 1: I I don't necessarily think I did the wrong thing?
Speaker 1: But was it the best thing I could have done?
Speaker 3: Hm?
Speaker 2: Hm?
Speaker 3: You know I here's the thing. I genuinely, genuinely I
Speaker 3: don't want to answer this because I feel like I
Speaker 3: would tell you, okay, like my gut reaction is to
Speaker 3: tell you that it was kind of stupid to call
Speaker 3: the firefighters on that guy. But then a small part
Speaker 3: of me thinks if I saw the fire, I might
Speaker 3: be wrong. How big was this fucking fire?
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 1: It looked like he had a couple of logs burning,
Speaker 1: like small logs maybe a foot long and you know,
Speaker 1: quarter cut, So it was the fire. The flames were
Speaker 1: coming up a couple of feet. It wasn't small by
Speaker 1: any mean, It's not like a little camp stove.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: Also, I mean, look, worst case scenario, wells Fargo burns down,
Speaker 3: that's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you think about it like this.
Speaker 3: Actually, I know, I think you did the wrong thing.
Speaker 3: I think you a should have I think A you
Speaker 3: shouldn't have called the cops and that guy, or I
Speaker 3: shouldn't call the firefighter on the guy. And be even
Speaker 3: if the bank burned down, that'd be a good thing
Speaker 3: because first of all, it would make everybody's money worth more.
Speaker 3: Like you would that you would be contributing to burning
Speaker 3: down banks, contributes to fighting inflation. So you would have
Speaker 3: been doing a favor not only for that guy, but
Speaker 3: for the national economy as a whole. So I would say,
Speaker 3: you know, whatever, what's done is done. But next time
Speaker 3: you see a guy setting fire to a bank, just
Speaker 3: you know, eat your French fries and mind your own business.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I just I couldn't figure it out whether I
Speaker 1: had done the right thing or not. So I'm glad
Speaker 1: I got a second opinion on it. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 3: people of the computer before we go, Parker, I really
Speaker 3: liked Geking.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start saying that I like it.
Speaker 3: Stay Geking, I don't know what that means, but you know,
Speaker 3: I'll try to do it, even even it sounds like
Speaker 3: it hurts. Geking. All right, man, you take care of Parker.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Hey, take care buddy, have a go on. You're all
Speaker 1: from Landed?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello, what's up this, Lyle?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is this Landing?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Have we ever spoken before?
Speaker 2: No, we haven't. This is my first time.
Speaker 3: Awesome man, Well, good to good to talk to you.
Speaker 3: What's going on with you tonight?
Speaker 2: Well I've tried to get in to the stream before,
Speaker 2: but to no avail until today. So I had an
Speaker 2: idea we're more of a problem that I thought I
Speaker 2: could get some better advice from the one and only Lyle.
Speaker 3: So smack me in the face with your dick, let's
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Basically, I would like to talk about my I'm
Speaker 2: starting to develop a problem where I have an interest
Speaker 2: in furry girls, and how this has caused problems in
Speaker 2: where I've grown up, in what it's truly making me
Speaker 2: out me, and how this is interacting with my life.
Speaker 2: I thought i'd like to talk about that.
Speaker 3: Okay, how long have you been attracted to furry women?
Speaker 3: When you mean furry women, do you mean like women
Speaker 3: with hair, or like women in the furry subculture.
Speaker 2: Women in furst suits.
Speaker 3: All right, tell me more.
Speaker 2: For context. I I really, I really only believe this
Speaker 2: through in a way of uh, it's not an it's
Speaker 2: a required thing, but I find a particular attraction in
Speaker 2: uh women that are like you know, physically attractive, and
Speaker 2: also in that subculture as well. There are just certain
Speaker 2: individuals that I've come to know that I've.
Speaker 3: Listen, man, before you go in there for that, just
Speaker 3: want you know everyone watched the original Space Jam movie
Speaker 3: and there is a spectrum I would say of how
Speaker 3: horny you got as a kid when you saw Lola Bunny,
Speaker 3: And I would say most people are farther to the
Speaker 3: right side of that spectrum. Then they're willing to admit. Okay,
Speaker 3: so you're not as lonely in this as you may
Speaker 3: think you are.
Speaker 2: I think you make a wonderful point in elaboration. I mean,
Speaker 2: this is most like I think. I think this is
Speaker 2: a it's not like a. I don't find it a
Speaker 2: problem within myself. I think I find a problem in
Speaker 2: how it interacts with my lifestyle. I personally am not
Speaker 2: a member of that subculture, and I really don't know
Speaker 2: how willing I am to participate in it. That being said,
Speaker 2: I've met, i've had friends who are in that subculture,
Speaker 2: and I'm very open minded about it, and I don't
Speaker 2: think that this attraction of mine is the most unhealthy thing.
Speaker 1: But it's.
Speaker 2: In terms of where it is causing problems. Is I
Speaker 2: think there's a to me that believes that a lot
Speaker 2: of my friends and family can never know this because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of misconception around it, and I don't
Speaker 2: think that they would hear me out too much. Some
Speaker 2: of my friends do, but there's just a part of
Speaker 2: me believes that it's more it's more of just they
Speaker 2: believe that I'm just acclimating them for me, like that
Speaker 2: I'm holding something back or something that within me that
Speaker 2: I'm not telling them. I'm just acclimating them to it,
Speaker 2: and which really isn't true.
Speaker 3: But I don't understand. You just told me that you
Speaker 3: have a lot of friends in the subculture already.
Speaker 2: I've met a few, but I don't really keep up
Speaker 2: with them, if that makes sense. I didn't mean to
Speaker 2: be confusing, but OK.
Speaker 3: Why do why do you sound like you're from the South.
Speaker 3: Are you from the South.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm from Appalachia.
Speaker 3: Okay, are you from like one of the cool southern
Speaker 3: coffee shop south places or like, you know, the real ones.
Speaker 2: I grew up in the southern east coast, so that's
Speaker 2: like more alongside the Deep South. There are no more
Speaker 2: of like a small town you know, economic depression. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 2: you know there's a dollar General every ten miles kind
Speaker 2: of south.
Speaker 3: Okay. How old are you landed?
Speaker 2: I'm twenty years old, all right.
Speaker 3: And and this is a recent development in your taste.
Speaker 2: Yes, when I think pands your question, yes, this is
Speaker 2: more of like I've never been more open about it
Speaker 2: until as of right now. But when I think back
Speaker 2: on it, there I I kind of grew up on
Speaker 2: some material that may have introduced me, uh to this,
Speaker 2: to this realization. But of course I was a child
Speaker 2: at the time.
Speaker 3: As I said, and as I said, we all have
Speaker 3: space jam. But what was yours?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? And back then I think it was I
Speaker 2: think it was five nights at Freddy's. Honestly, as weird
Speaker 2: as that is with me, No, no, that's I yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm fucking with you.
Speaker 3: No, it was I think are you fucking hold on?
Speaker 3: Hold on? Land I'm gonna actually, I'm about to kick
Speaker 3: your ass right now. Are you fucking with me about
Speaker 3: the whole thing?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, okay, all right, I was about to get upset that.
Speaker 2: No. I just wanted to know. No, Honestly, this realization
Speaker 2: came to me actually kind of recently. Have you seen
Speaker 2: the new Puss and Boots movie?
Speaker 3: I have not.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, there's a character in the movie. His name
Speaker 2: is Death, and he is a wolf character. He's obviously
Speaker 2: he's his character is based around the Grim Reaper, and
Speaker 2: I have this weird but ever so subtle attraction to him.
Speaker 2: And I'm straight so but I mean that in like
Speaker 2: an aesthetic terms.
Speaker 3: See, I don't know whether to believe you or not
Speaker 3: now because you said five nights at Freddy's, Like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a joke. I would never be into like it,
Speaker 3: Like that was like your bar for ridiculousness. And I
Speaker 3: don't think that the cat from Pussing Boots is significantly
Speaker 3: less ridiculous that it would be a joke. Do you
Speaker 3: see what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm the No, I'm being one hundred percent serious
Speaker 2: with you. Oh, the character Death from Pushing Boots honestly,
Speaker 2: like like I'm a little nervous. I'm sorry, this is
Speaker 2: just it's something I don't normally talk about. But uh,
Speaker 2: honestly it is, Like I said, this came to me
Speaker 2: very recently.
Speaker 3: I don't know. When I was a kid, I used
Speaker 3: to think, I mean, I can name five hot animal
Speaker 3: characters right now. Let's go Rouge the bat, Lola Bunny,
Speaker 3: give me some more, the fish from shark Tails, the girl,
Speaker 3: give me some more. Let's see who do you? What
Speaker 3: do you? What do you think about? Who do you
Speaker 3: think of?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 3: Who's Who's Who's on your list? Honestly, I don't know
Speaker 3: if this counts, but I thought I think Sally from Cars,
Speaker 3: the car. It's kind of hot, like like the car. Mhm,
Speaker 3: land And I think that you should be I mean
Speaker 3: what I mean listen Landon for okay, Well you are
Speaker 3: you serious? Are you being serious?
Speaker 2: The finance A RaSE thing was joke. No, there's this
Speaker 2: is actually a problem.
Speaker 3: Trust for a moment.
Speaker 2: While that would probably be the last thing I would
Speaker 2: want to do.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, then I'm gonna tell you this. Landon.
Speaker 3: All right, you're twenty right, yeah, all right? What's your plan?
Speaker 3: Are you Are you in college? Are you in trade school?
Speaker 3: Are you jacking off? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I am in college. I'm My plans post college are
Speaker 2: probably to work in the government. I'm in the criminal
Speaker 2: justice and cybersecurity program at my school. Okay, maybe the military.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but one or the other. This is
Speaker 2: kind of this really hasn't gone outside of my friend circle,
Speaker 2: if that makes sense.
Speaker 3: So look, Landon, I mean, look, I'm a big fan
Speaker 3: of like, I mean, so what if you like to
Speaker 3: you know, fuck girls in fur suits? Who cares?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: Why does it matter? Why is it such a big deal?
Speaker 3: What's the big deal? You're not You're not hurting anyone.
Speaker 3: You're not You're really you're not doing anything. It's a
Speaker 3: very docile thing that you're talking about. I mean you.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, everyone hates furriys for some reason, probably
Speaker 3: because they're insecure and whatever. So like, you know, who care? Like,
Speaker 3: who cares you know other people's insecurities about your sexual
Speaker 3: interests or not? Your problem? You know, you only have,
Speaker 3: like you really have. I mean, when you look at
Speaker 3: how long life is, it's about five minutes long. So
Speaker 3: go do your thing. Be who you are. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know it sounds trite and whatever, but who cares?
Speaker 3: Why do you care? It's such a tragedy. It's a
Speaker 3: true tragedy to just like live your life and fear
Speaker 3: of what other people think of you landon so you know,
Speaker 3: go go go watch fry porn.
Speaker 2: Well, you make a very good point. While I guess
Speaker 2: this is more of like the problem that i've The
Speaker 2: only reason that I thought to bring it up is
Speaker 2: just more of like, you know, how did I get
Speaker 2: to this point?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Why? Why, of all things, is is this afflicting me?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: You know, it's it's it's it's a niche thing I've
Speaker 2: never encountered any.
Speaker 3: Now, It's fucking not. It's so she's major subculture on
Speaker 3: the internet. Everything person on Twitter has a hot fox
Speaker 3: chick as her profile picture.
Speaker 2: You know. Well, I mean, well maybe it's just my
Speaker 2: like what I experience. There's nothing like that, I mean,
Speaker 2: excluding the Internet, there's nothing, no opportunity like that around
Speaker 2: where I live.
Speaker 3: And uh so, why did you leave man? And why
Speaker 3: don't you get out of the Why don't you get
Speaker 3: out of the South? It sounds I mean, it doesn't
Speaker 3: sound very fun.
Speaker 2: Well, honestly, I really like it.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, I'm always down to travel. I'd love
Speaker 2: to see the wider world. In fact, one of the
Speaker 2: things that I plan to do at some point in
Speaker 2: my life is just it's to buy a motorcycle and
Speaker 2: just drive and just don't turn around until I feel
Speaker 2: like turning around and just see what I see. I
Speaker 2: appreciate the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Landon, good luck and you know what, you
Speaker 3: You've earned yourself some five nights at Freddy's Rule thirty
Speaker 3: four tonight, so enjoy it. Uh, actually like, yeah, you've
Speaker 3: actually what.
Speaker 2: I've never actually never actually partaken in such thing, in
Speaker 2: such a thing. But uh, if I've earned it, while
Speaker 2: i'll from coming, if it's coming from you, then I'll, uh,
Speaker 2: I'll proudly take that.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't necessarily I wouldn't. I'm not I'm not commanding
Speaker 3: you to watch five Nights at Freddy's Port. I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: if that's if you, if if you, if you made
Speaker 3: that comment as a haha, but what if kind of thing?
Speaker 3: Then you you know not at all?
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 3: I don't know where the truth begins with you. But Landon,
Speaker 3: is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 3: people of the computer before we go.
Speaker 2: Yes, uh, first of all, that whole thing or like
Speaker 2: this is this is this is true? This is actually
Speaker 2: a problem. Like if if you like, talk to anybody
Speaker 2: that knows me, they would probably or most people in
Speaker 2: my close circle that knows me. This is the thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not messing with you. The only thing I've messed
Speaker 2: with you tonight is that the five minutes a phrase thing.
Speaker 2: But thank you for letting me talk. I didn't know
Speaker 2: if I would get on. I'm probably gonna go to
Speaker 2: bed here soon. I appreciate you talking to me. And uh, yeah, thanks,
Speaker 2: I've been a fan for a while.
Speaker 3: Thanks Landon, I appreciate that. Have fun, And uh, which
Speaker 3: is it? Is it? Bonnie? Which one are you gonna
Speaker 3: look at?
Speaker 2: If I'm doing it at all? Would probably be like
Speaker 2: like Vanny or rock Sand or something rock Sand.
Speaker 3: Who Oh, there's definitely hot dog chicks from like the
Speaker 3: Goofy movie too, and add that total list. All right,
Speaker 3: Take care Landon, Thanks le take care Hey. This is
Speaker 3: a message to all New York City or Seattle based
Speaker 3: therapy Gecko listeners. I am very excited to announce that
Speaker 3: this New Year's Eve, I will be hosting my very
Speaker 3: first Reptile Rave in the Lower East Side of Manhattan. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's right, I am hosting a rave. I've hired a DJ,
Speaker 3: I've instructed him to play fours disco music, whatever the
Speaker 3: hell that means, and I'm gonna be there dancing around
Speaker 3: and shaking my lizard tail. I have never done something
Speaker 3: like this before. I'm very excited to see how it goes.
Speaker 3: And if you live in New York City, I hope
Speaker 3: to see you there. Please check the episode description of
Speaker 3: this podcast for more details. Also, I'll be putting on
Speaker 3: another Reptile Rave in Seattle on January sixth, and you
Speaker 3: can find the info for that in the episode description
Speaker 3: as well. It's Gecko Party Time.
Speaker 2: Baby call from Tiffany.
Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, is this Tiffany? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: You actually from my phone?
Speaker 3: Call here? We are.
Speaker 4: Oh my gore. You want to talk to you?
Speaker 3: We did it. We're here. It's happening, Tiffany, it's happening.
Speaker 3: It's happening.
Speaker 4: Good sir, good sir.
Speaker 3: How are you? How am I doing Yes? Uh, who cares,
Speaker 3: I'm alive. I'm doing great. I'm doing great on paper.
Speaker 4: Actually, you know I saw you were doing phenomenal because
Speaker 4: I saw you were in your Australia tour and I
Speaker 4: wish I was in the string at the time. I've
Speaker 4: actually seen your YouTube videos where you've been to Las Vegas,
Speaker 4: and I'm disappointed that I never ran to you where
Speaker 4: I live.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll be back in Vegas at some point, I think, who.
Speaker 4: Knows, I will buy tickets to see you. I'm a
Speaker 4: big I'm a big supporter of follower. I just can't
Speaker 4: thank you differ undred dollars.
Speaker 3: Thank you. You know what Tiffany got down. You know
Speaker 3: what Tiffany I I I honestly. You know, you asked
Speaker 3: me how I was doing. I was honest and when
Speaker 3: you said that, I was like, I kind of to
Speaker 3: feel like shit. But you've been so nice to me
Speaker 3: over the past thirty seconds that I feel a little
Speaker 3: bit better. So if we were to do analytics on
Speaker 3: who's given who more therapy over this call, you would
Speaker 3: you would beat me out.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I really do appreciate it. I do. I
Speaker 4: used to work in call centers and a lot of
Speaker 4: people treat call centers people like we're the DMV or
Speaker 4: the government. But I'm more of a type of person
Speaker 4: who love to give personal connections and if I could
Speaker 4: put a smile on someone's face, it's the greatest gift
Speaker 4: you can give anyone.
Speaker 3: Well you you you you curled up. My I'm wagging
Speaker 3: my gecko tail as we speak.
Speaker 4: Oh I go. I tell my daughter that you're the
Speaker 4: cousin of the Get Go from Frozen.
Speaker 3: Who's the get the Frozen? I didn't know Frozen had
Speaker 3: a gecko.
Speaker 4: Yeah. In the second movie, there's this dark blue blueish
Speaker 4: and he turns into fire when he gets upset, and
Speaker 4: so I tell my daughter, Oh, that's his cousin.
Speaker 3: Yeah. When I get upset, I I microwave ramen and
Speaker 3: I eat it. But that would they wouldn't. They wouldn't
Speaker 3: make a whole scene and Frozen where the lizard microwaves
Speaker 3: ramen and eats it, because that probably if people went
Speaker 3: to a theater and they saw that.
Speaker 4: They'd be like what, I would watch it. I watched
Speaker 4: two Muffbangers? Is that terrible of me? I have to
Speaker 4: watch him to eat? Yeah, I have to watch people
Speaker 4: eat food in order to eat because I have.
Speaker 3: What is that? Do you know that guy Nick Avocado?
Speaker 3: That's the one that's the guy that I know.
Speaker 4: No, yes, I know him, but I don't watch him.
Speaker 4: I've watched someone else. He's the one YouTuber is a
Speaker 4: competitive eater and the other one is absolutely based off
Speaker 4: in North Korea, I mean Northouria. So Forria, you can't
Speaker 4: get in North Korea. I'm sorry, so Kyria.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's fun watching people, you know, it's always
Speaker 3: you know, it's so annoying as if fat guy is
Speaker 3: seeing like competitive or like YouTube eater people. They're all
Speaker 3: fucking sky I mean, Nick Avocado's not, but the rest
Speaker 3: they're all skinny, All these fucking muckbang people. It's like,
Speaker 3: it's it's it makes me jealous that people have like
Speaker 3: these great metabolisms. I mean, I don't know what their
Speaker 3: organs look like, but it's crazy.
Speaker 4: The one in UK, he actually works out every single
Speaker 4: day and the only time that he eats is when
Speaker 4: he does his Mustang videos on YouTube.
Speaker 1: So he's dedicated.
Speaker 4: So as these he goes a healthy route. And that's
Speaker 4: why I watch him, because he's not gorging himself. He
Speaker 4: actually is very subconscious about what he puts into a system,
Speaker 4: and he knows how much calories he's put into a system,
Speaker 4: but he works it.
Speaker 3: All out No, that sounds boring. I want to watch
Speaker 3: someone destroy their life. Yeah, that sounds boring. I want
Speaker 3: to watch somebody try to run away from demons with
Speaker 3: sour patch kids, that's what you know. I gotta mean
Speaker 3: to see myself in the in the YouTubers I follow anyway, Tiffany,
Speaker 3: is there anything in particular that you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 3: It sounds it sounds like you listen to the show,
Speaker 3: which is awesome, And I assume at some point you've
Speaker 3: listened to the show and gone, oh, here's what I
Speaker 3: would talk to if I were on with with with
Speaker 3: the Gecko Man, And I want to know if you
Speaker 3: know what that is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a problem because unfortunately with curve events
Speaker 4: that's happening in economic economical system. I actually lost two
Speaker 4: of my jobs within three months, and so it's been
Speaker 4: it's been very heartbreaking.
Speaker 3: So you had two jobs, you were working two jobs
Speaker 3: at once.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one job that I worked at I was there
Speaker 4: for six years and four months. And then the other
Speaker 4: job I had to quit within like a month and
Speaker 4: a half.
Speaker 3: Why do you have to quit?
Speaker 4: It got to a point where I do want to
Speaker 4: help people financially. I was helping people resolve their death
Speaker 4: by forty to fifty percent. But when I actually did
Speaker 4: and broke down the mass of the clients I was
Speaker 4: helping them, I was actually taking seventy five percent of
Speaker 4: their deaths. And it did not make me feel like
Speaker 4: a good world person. And on top of that, I
Speaker 4: was getting screened and yelled at constantly, yeah and do
Speaker 4: because of my mental condition that I have. There's a
Speaker 4: stigma behind it, and so unfortunately my company wasn't able
Speaker 4: to accommodate what I was going through during that time.
Speaker 4: But you know, it's okay, Like during this time is
Speaker 4: a holiday season, I'm taking a mental break. And my
Speaker 4: my daughter, being so young, I'm starting to realize that
Speaker 4: every waking moment with my daughter is it's the most
Speaker 4: important thing to me.
Speaker 3: That's nice. That's nice. It is crazy how many like
Speaker 3: kids on the internet make ten million dollars a week
Speaker 3: calling each other gay and playing call of duty in
Speaker 3: real life. It's just it's impossible to fucking get a
Speaker 3: job anywhere and do anything.
Speaker 4: It's true, It's true. Yeah, And you know, and if
Speaker 4: it makes them happy, what should we do as judge
Speaker 4: them on what is their happiness? Happiness is defined in
Speaker 4: many different ways. Rich It's defined in many different ways,
Speaker 4: like if you can some people, you know, want some
Speaker 4: monetary value. For me, I'm a type of individual that
Speaker 4: I I cherish if I have five friends on my
Speaker 4: hand that I can count and trust on, I'm rich.
Speaker 4: I'm rich.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, you know I I'm I'm on a
Speaker 3: I'm on a personal journey myself. I'm like trying to
Speaker 3: fucking like I have two sides to myself. One is
Speaker 3: like a cool hippie guy that is like, you know, look, man,
Speaker 3: I got everything I need. I'm like, as long as
Speaker 3: I can look at the sun and drink water and
Speaker 3: have friends and like be grateful for what I have
Speaker 3: and like I don't need anything, like you know, That's
Speaker 3: this one part of me. And then the other part
Speaker 3: of me is like I need to have enough money
Speaker 3: to never have to do anything ever again, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be stressed the fuck out every single day that
Speaker 3: I do not have that amount of money. And yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: and so you know, I'm balancing those those two, those
Speaker 3: two points of view, and it's like here's the thing is,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I feel like this. You can do
Speaker 3: a lot of sacrificing the present for the future, and
Speaker 3: then the future comes and you're like, oh, where was
Speaker 3: I the whole time?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: So yeah, like that, it's so funny because you're You're like,
Speaker 4: you do therapy in your own way, and I actually
Speaker 4: I do terror card readings for people for absolutely free.
Speaker 4: Like I don't charge people for my terror card reading
Speaker 4: at all. And to me, I feel like that's my
Speaker 4: gift of giving people when they need therapy.
Speaker 3: See I I'm not as altruistic as you. I do
Speaker 3: everything for free, but I will read an ad for
Speaker 3: a product or service.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, which is understandable. You know, you're you're doing
Speaker 4: a service to the people and in order for you
Speaker 4: to survive. I did see your your website that you
Speaker 4: may use some of the money to buy a slice
Speaker 4: of pizza, and I was like, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4: It's cool. You can go ahead and buy a slice
Speaker 4: of pizza.
Speaker 3: Thanks Tiffany, I appreciate thank you. Thank you for signing
Speaker 3: off on my capitalistic nature.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh no, it's it's you help a ton
Speaker 4: of people. And if we as fans here can steal
Speaker 4: what you are doing, as you know, being the servant
Speaker 4: of that people. Why can I not feed you another
Speaker 4: day so you can continue doing what you're doing.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate that I do look at it
Speaker 3: that way. I do look at it like I, you know,
Speaker 3: I want to be able to continue doing this, but
Speaker 3: it is a lot of work, and so I do
Speaker 3: need to tell you about all of our wonderful sponsors anyway,
Speaker 3: and that's bad for me. I guess, well, sorry, what's
Speaker 3: your husband do?
Speaker 4: Actually, he is my boyfriend. We actually have a huge
Speaker 4: age gap that a lot of people don't realize because
Speaker 4: I actually look like I'm twenty four to twenty five.
Speaker 4: I'm thirty five years old and he's actually twenty three
Speaker 4: years old. Okay yea, And so we are trying to
Speaker 4: get married in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Why did you pick twenty twenty five?
Speaker 4: Because we feel like our finances would be more straight
Speaker 4: in order to have a second child, and he wants
Speaker 4: to make sure that I get the absolute perfect ring
Speaker 4: that I want. Vancouver, Canada is one of my favorite
Speaker 4: bikichi spots, is the whole world, and he wants to
Speaker 4: propose to me in Canada, and so he's actually working
Speaker 4: hard as a hand to come up with a salary
Speaker 4: in order to you know, propose to me at the
Speaker 4: right time. And then for me, like he I'm not
Speaker 4: into big eventful parties. I'm really gonna just get an
Speaker 4: Aaron R. B and just get married in the backyard
Speaker 4: and just tell everyone, look like like there's gonna be
Speaker 4: some taco bell, there's gonna be like some so does
Speaker 4: some drinks, like you know, and we're gonna do like
Speaker 4: little fun games because we want to do a Harry
Speaker 4: Potter thing, and so whoever can find a golden snitch
Speaker 4: can like win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: That's cool. You and this where did you and this
Speaker 3: little boy mece?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is actually really quite a funny story.
Speaker 4: This website actually doesn't exist anymore. But I met him
Speaker 4: on a migle. You met him on omegl Yeah, I
Speaker 4: met him on Omego. It was It was actually quite
Speaker 4: funny during that time because the company that I was
Speaker 4: working for for six years, when the managers actually came
Speaker 4: up to me and you know, during COVID they did
Speaker 4: video talk and I think people feel more comfortable when
Speaker 4: they're you know, facing someone over a video. And she
Speaker 4: was really harsh on me. She didn't like my happy personality.
Speaker 4: She laid down the law and I basically had like
Speaker 4: a bottle of Jamison, and I was like, I felt
Speaker 4: like it was like the most hateful person in the world,
Speaker 4: to the point where I didn't want to be me
Speaker 4: and I hopped on on an eagle because during that time,
Speaker 4: I was going through a really bad breakup and I
Speaker 4: actually had to find my own apartment. I had to
Speaker 4: leave my daughter behind because I just didn't have enough
Speaker 4: money to support her and make or that she had
Speaker 4: to stay home. So I had to make sure that
Speaker 4: she had to stay home. And here I am going
Speaker 4: on this website and I'm just trying to find people
Speaker 4: just to party with me, to forget it what was
Speaker 4: going on? And usually on the screen, when I see
Speaker 4: that there's a webcam stimulation, I usually skip it because
Speaker 4: it means that it's a webcam girl that's just trying
Speaker 4: to get you to go to their website. All of
Speaker 4: a sudden, the image popped up and there was ten
Speaker 4: people that showed up in the video, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what is going on? Like is this real? Is it fake?
Speaker 5: Like why there's so many people in this chat room system?
Speaker 5: And so we started talking and he actually never showed
Speaker 5: his face to me. All I saw was him playing
Speaker 5: the guitar. And he's a actually a really good guitarist.
Speaker 3: So he's so he's one of the many people on
Speaker 3: this so on this in this chat room, Yeah.
Speaker 4: He was one of the people.
Speaker 3: He's Are all these people in the same physical way?
Speaker 3: So are all these people in the same physical room
Speaker 3: as you.
Speaker 4: They're in the chat room. In the chat room.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought Omega was one on one.
Speaker 4: You would think so, but actually he is so high
Speaker 4: tech in I t that we do run Minecraft servers
Speaker 4: on different other servers, and so he grabbed one of
Speaker 4: his server boards and changed the IP address on it.
Speaker 4: So Migel did think that it was his household doing
Speaker 4: the streaming while and other people were on discord.
Speaker 3: Just be careful when you say that you met your
Speaker 3: younger boyfriend in a in a Minecraft, people might get
Speaker 3: a get an idea.
Speaker 4: Oh actually I never played Minecraft or he got me
Speaker 4: into but of course, like I won't mention it because
Speaker 4: I did not want to get monetized on your server.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just well, that's cool, that's cool. Hmmm. How
Speaker 3: old is the kids?
Speaker 5: Oh, my daughter is a four years old, she's four
Speaker 5: years old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, four years old. She's a pandemic baby.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4: Sorry, mommy's too loud. I'm sorry. I'm talking to the
Speaker 4: get go. You know, remember I told him the cousin
Speaker 4: from Frozen. Yeah, do you want him to put a
Speaker 4: good word of Santa? Okay, I'll tell him that you
Speaker 4: want pap patrol bicycle play though, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: I like I Tiffany. I'm very flattered by this immediate
Speaker 3: assumption that I have some good will with Santa to offer.
Speaker 3: He and I actually fucking hate each other because well
Speaker 3: he just I think so, while Santa Claus historically has
Speaker 3: not has kind of hated Jewish people, So he and
Speaker 3: I are not chilling.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'll.
Speaker 3: See what I got. I'll see what I can do.
Speaker 3: I'll see what I can do. We're both sort of
Speaker 3: mythical creatures. We're both we're both sort of mythical creatures,
Speaker 3: so maybe I can get them on that. But he
Speaker 3: does hate juice.
Speaker 4: But yeah, when I actually met my boyfriend, I actually know,
Speaker 4: I never met a space for six months and then
Speaker 4: one day I rejected him Louis five times. He was like, like,
Speaker 4: why don't you want to be with me. But here
Speaker 4: I am with a child, and I'm feeling like I'm unworthy.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't be with anybody because my life is not
Speaker 4: my life anymore. My life is my daughter. I actually
Speaker 4: spend ten years to have my daughter, went to chemotherapy
Speaker 4: in order to have my daughter. So that's why she
Speaker 4: was my number one priority before I got into a relationship.
Speaker 2: And I thought that.
Speaker 4: Was like, really mature, because a lot of people jump
Speaker 4: into a relationship.
Speaker 3: Is the is this the biological daughter of you and
Speaker 3: your boyfriend husband?
Speaker 4: So her father lives twenty minutes away from me, but
Speaker 4: my boyfriend now actually used to live in uh California?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, so this is uh uh? So the
Speaker 3: father of the biological father of the kid is is
Speaker 3: he involved?
Speaker 4: So we are very good co parenting. Get the one
Speaker 4: that's really strange too, How I beat these men? I
Speaker 4: actually met her baby daddy and while he was incarcerated.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you met him while he was Was it
Speaker 3: a prison pen pal thing?
Speaker 4: It wasn't like that. I didn't mean hill once before
Speaker 4: New Year's and so we did play some billards at
Speaker 4: a local bar, and the very next day something happened
Speaker 4: between him and his family member, and he rushed home
Speaker 4: and he made a U turn and he didn't see
Speaker 4: the cop car that was there, so he built in
Speaker 4: the cop car and those two cops that was in there.
Speaker 4: Did he kill them, No, he didn't kill them. During
Speaker 4: the time, they said they were uninjured, but they during
Speaker 4: when he got released, they said they did receive some injuries.
Speaker 4: And which was really funny because his lawyer actually told
Speaker 4: him that he shouldn't have turned himself in, that he
Speaker 4: should have took the car that he hit the cop
Speaker 4: car with and took it out in the middle of
Speaker 4: the desert and called the insurance claim and tell them
Speaker 4: that someone stole his vehicle. But because he was wanting
Speaker 4: to be a true, honest man, he turned himself into
Speaker 4: the cop.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry the lawyer said that he should steal the
Speaker 3: fucking cop car.
Speaker 4: Yes, that that he should have said that that he
Speaker 4: claimed that someone stole his vehicle who hit the cop car.
Speaker 4: That he should have took the cop car to an
Speaker 4: empty parking lot or empty on the freeway and then
Speaker 4: and then reported stolen and he wouldn't end up being
Speaker 4: incarcerated for five years.
Speaker 3: So I still don't understand how you met this guy.
Speaker 4: I met him. Okay, so the companies that I worked
Speaker 4: for six years, I knew his sister. They're not blood sister,
Speaker 4: but blood relatives. They've just been around each other for
Speaker 4: such a long time that they call each other brother
Speaker 4: and sister. And so I actually met him to her.
Speaker 4: And then one day he started sending me letters while
Speaker 4: he was incarcerated, and he actually put me on the
Speaker 4: list where the I'm sorry, the correction people. The correction
Speaker 4: police officers gave me permission to see him if I
Speaker 4: presented my ID, but there was certain type of clothing
Speaker 4: I couldn't wear when I went to go see him.
Speaker 4: But which was funny because when they want to go
Speaker 4: see him, I used to like I snucking taco bell
Speaker 4: because we hadn't had taco bell for three years. So
Speaker 4: I wore this big hoodie and I hit taco bell
Speaker 4: in my hoodie and then.
Speaker 3: It's nice. I thought, I thought you were going to
Speaker 3: be pulling grilled Chipotle chicken rollers out of your asshole.
Speaker 4: No no, And the machines that we ate at only
Speaker 4: except quarters. And so I would take thirty dollars out
Speaker 4: of my paycheck and I would go to the local
Speaker 4: casinos because I just told you I live in Las
Speaker 4: Vegas and then exchanged thirty dollars of coins.
Speaker 3: Well, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, I'm gonna be so honest with you.
Speaker 3: I feel like you. I still I still don't understand.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the start of this relationship. No way,
Speaker 3: but maybe that's my fault whatever. But anyway, okay, so
Speaker 3: how long? So do you have any relationship with this guy?
Speaker 4: Her baby daddy? We co parent my current boyfriend that
Speaker 4: I have right now, we are we are, we are
Speaker 4: so made like he's not going anywhere, okay, And he
Speaker 4: when he was living in la he actually sold all
Speaker 4: his because he's a producer too.
Speaker 3: And this is your new boyfriend, right, I want to
Speaker 3: know about the old one first.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, okay, okay, we can go back to the
Speaker 4: old one.
Speaker 1: We can go back to the old one.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to the old ones.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, so, do you still do so you
Speaker 3: you and him just call parent But he doesn't really
Speaker 3: have anything to do you guess, like, do you guys
Speaker 3: share custody? Pretty much?
Speaker 4: We don't do it. We don't do it through the
Speaker 4: court system because the lawyers that I called and the
Speaker 4: rip people off on trying to get custody of your child.
Speaker 4: He told me minimums just to talk to him to
Speaker 4: get consultations. Three thousand and I was like, are you
Speaker 4: joking with me? We're both adults because the baby daddy,
Speaker 4: he's only.
Speaker 1: Four years older than me.
Speaker 4: He's not younger than he's older than me.
Speaker 3: And then what's the and okay, and so the boyfriend, now, yes,
Speaker 3: what does he do. He's in college.
Speaker 4: He's trying to get into college for cybersecurity.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, nice, Yeah, he's trying to make some he's
Speaker 3: trying to make Minecraft servers for the US government tied
Speaker 3: secret documents in in in Minecraft hell where you need
Speaker 3: super special.
Speaker 4: Terms to get there, particularly in Minecraft. But he has
Speaker 4: helped the FBI. And I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 2: Talk about that story well.
Speaker 4: Because yeah, yeah, bad people are arrested. That he didn't
Speaker 4: do nothing. He helped the FBI to arrest bad people.
Speaker 3: So that still sounds like it has something to do
Speaker 3: with Minecraft.
Speaker 4: But anyway, yeah, we gotta have a Minecraft that ever
Speaker 4: you want to join.
Speaker 3: That's nice, that's nice, Tiffany. It sounds like you're living
Speaker 3: a nice life. Sounds it sounds good.
Speaker 4: I would say, it's how you look at life. I'm like,
Speaker 4: the way I look at life is that things don't
Speaker 4: last forever and you have to cherish something. My favorite
Speaker 4: saying that I like to tell people is that to you,
Speaker 4: like how the Buddhist does dump that table in the river,
Speaker 4: Because what Buddhist people do is it's spent five years
Speaker 4: making the most beautiful table you've ever seen, covering fourteen
Speaker 4: care of gold and everything, and after it is done
Speaker 4: making that they legal find the river and dump it
Speaker 4: in the river because they understand that things are not
Speaker 4: internal and that you have to live in the present.
Speaker 4: And even though things are bad, and you know, there
Speaker 4: are things. Don't get me wrong, like I mean, sound happy,
Speaker 4: you go lucky, but there are things that I wish
Speaker 4: there was a little bit better. But the way that
Speaker 4: I saw my daughter ran up to Santa Claus to
Speaker 4: day that you can't pay money for that, Well, I.
Speaker 3: Hope that you never throw your daughter in the river.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not that Chinese. I'm not that Chinese.
Speaker 3: You said, you said, you're not that Chinese.
Speaker 4: Well, because that's what they used to do back in
Speaker 4: the day when I was younger.
Speaker 3: Because are you are you Chinese.
Speaker 4: Yes, I am. I am Chinese. Chinese girls are not
Speaker 4: favorable in the Chinese culture, so it is true they
Speaker 4: used to send baby girls and baby baskets and send
Speaker 4: them down the river. Well is that sound?
Speaker 3: I know, I'm familiar with that. I I I'm glad
Speaker 3: that that didn't happen to you and that it will
Speaker 3: continue to not happen to your daughter.
Speaker 4: No, which is funny because I'm actually a nuclear baby survivor.
Speaker 4: I'm not joking. You can google this.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what's a new hold on? What's a
Speaker 3: nuclear You just you just keep going, Tiffany, a nuclear
Speaker 3: baby survivor? What the hell does that?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: So here? There was a nuclear power plant in Henderson,
Speaker 4: Nevada called Pepcorn. Pepcorn actually exploded in May twenty eighth
Speaker 4: of two thousand. I'm sorry, May twenty eighth of nineteen
Speaker 4: eighty eight. And my mom actually came out of the
Speaker 4: Burger King and she saw this guy turn green and yellow,
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, she started had complications
Speaker 4: while she was pregnant with me. She immediately went to
Speaker 4: the hospital and the doctor gave her three options. The
Speaker 4: doctor told her, you can go ahead and try to
Speaker 4: keep this baby, but you may die. The second option
Speaker 4: is you can try to have this baby, but you
Speaker 4: will both die. The third option is you can go
Speaker 4: ahead and have the child, and if luck is on
Speaker 4: your side, you will both survive. And it was a
Speaker 4: very very hard decision on my parents part, but they
Speaker 4: took the risk, and here I am.
Speaker 3: Your survive.
Speaker 4: My mom did survive. I did a horrible thing to
Speaker 4: the doctor, and the doctor was very tired because of
Speaker 4: of the concerns that was going over with me and
Speaker 4: my mom, because during that time he even told my
Speaker 4: mom that she may have autism, she may have a
Speaker 4: mental condition.
Speaker 3: What a horrible thing did you do to the doctor?
Speaker 4: The doctor was so tired after modern you know, me
Speaker 4: and my mother, that he told my mother that he
Speaker 4: was going to go to his office and take a
Speaker 4: nap on his couch. And halfways there, the nurse was
Speaker 4: running after the doctor and told the doctor, you need
Speaker 4: to go back because she's in labor. And so the
Speaker 4: doctor had to run all the way back to my
Speaker 4: mother to go deliver me. And then when my mom
Speaker 4: had my little brother, the doctor said, I don't want
Speaker 4: your third one doing the same thing like your second one.
Speaker 4: Did to me, I'm want to go hand and sleep
Speaker 4: in the waiting room.
Speaker 3: Well, Tiffany, I I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 3: to make of your life. Sounds like you did. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're you're gonna be. You're probably gonna be okay. Just
Speaker 3: don't kill any kids, don't don't do weird stuff in
Speaker 3: Minecraft servers, Tiffany's is anything else you want to say, Tiffany,
Speaker 3: is anything else you want to say to the people
Speaker 3: of the computer before we go?
Speaker 4: You know, looking at the chat, I'm actually really surprised
Speaker 4: and and that people are actually cracking up jokes and
Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting that. To be honest with you, because
Speaker 4: because I've told you what I want to do in
Speaker 4: my life, and I want everyone out there to I
Speaker 4: want to thank you and be humble for what you
Speaker 4: have everyone because and be nice to everyone, because that
Speaker 4: is our job as individuals. We are kind and sweet
Speaker 4: and humble for what we have, we can make a
Speaker 4: difference in this world.
Speaker 3: That's I think Shadow the Hedgehog. If you're playing Shadow
Speaker 3: the Hedgehog, I.
Speaker 4: Know I shadow for my daughter, but that's it. I
Speaker 4: don't know who is shadowing.
Speaker 3: I just feel like he's I feel like he said
Speaker 3: something like that in one of the games. But thank
Speaker 3: you very much for calling Tiffany. Good luck to you, and.
Speaker 4: Uh, thank you, speak to you again.
Speaker 3: Another another part, I'll be in Vegas at some point.
Speaker 4: Oh hey, when you're in Vegas, I'm definitely bidding you will.
Speaker 4: I will line up. I will line up for two
Speaker 4: hours waiting for you.
Speaker 3: You can come. You don't have to line up for
Speaker 3: two hours. I'm sure you'll be able to I'm sure
Speaker 3: they'll be. They'll be, You'll be able to get in
Speaker 3: without doing that. Thank you, Tiffany. Good luck, Oh you do.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, geck bye.
Speaker 3: Tiffany goes on the line.
Speaker 1: Thank you who calls every night?
Speaker 2: Everything kid goes through on his ride.
Speaker 1: He's teaching you to loud every life, but he's not ready.
Speaker 1: An expert