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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Presents morning show. I think you should do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you should do it too, but for separate reasons.

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Speaker 1: Your reason. I think that for the first two days

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Speaker 1: you're gonna look scary and terrifying. My name is scary differently,

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Speaker 1: and then I think you'll be good. You guys are

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Speaker 1: crazy s failure to do it. I think you should

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Speaker 1: do it because he's never done it. I think he

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Speaker 1: should do it because he's his age and he's never

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Speaker 1: done this. I've tried it. Yeah, I didn't like it, right,

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Speaker 1: I didn't look that good, but he should try it.

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Speaker 1: But you should definitely try it. All this has been

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show. No idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna come in and assume this is the

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Speaker 1: audience because we literally just opened it just like this

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Speaker 1: twenty seconds. I'm going to guess you're talking about tender dates,

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Speaker 1: and that's actually because I have tried it. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: we could ask that question too. Now, No, I think

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Speaker 1: the original how do you want to? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like the listener right now. So we are

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Speaker 1: talking about should I grow a beard or not? So

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Speaker 1: Garrett could he grow a beard? No, thank you, what's

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Speaker 1: your what's your reason? That was a hard note. By

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Speaker 1: the way, that wasn't just like reaction. I've been through

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Speaker 1: the scary, let's grow a mustache stage and it was awkward.

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Speaker 1: He looks like Luigi from Mario Brothers. It was tumultuous,

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Speaker 1: it was it was creepy and to catch a predator.

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Speaker 1: It was a lot of things in one that was

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Speaker 1: just that was just a mustache. So back, so what

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Speaker 1: Garrett is referencing, guys, and this was long before either

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Speaker 1: one of you, Bethany or Nate got here. Um. They

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Speaker 1: challenged me in one of those early novembers, like one

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Speaker 1: of the no shave novembers. So back when it was like,

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Speaker 1: let's just grow a mustache, because mustaches were and remember

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Speaker 1: when the people were growing those handlebar mustaches and putting

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Speaker 1: at the beginning of November years ago. So Elvis said

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Speaker 1: put it out there and said, scary, we want you

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Speaker 1: to grow a mustache. Nothing else, no facial hair, except

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Speaker 1: for just a freaking mustache. And for two weeks I

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Speaker 1: was tortured, tortured because I don't look natural with a mustache.

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Speaker 1: And I've seen him with scruff, and the scruff makes

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Speaker 1: him look as more homeless than he does at times

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Speaker 1: when he's cleaned up. But here's the thing. When you

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Speaker 1: grow a beard as a guy, and you know, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: because you growing in like thirty seconds, you have a

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Speaker 1: five o'clock shadow at three in the morning. Yeah, it sucks. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You have to get past that awkward growth stage. So

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Speaker 1: right now this is entering the awkward No, No, you're fine.

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Speaker 1: You have stubble. It looks good, it looks like you know,

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Speaker 1: you're you're hip and trendy and cool. In about a week,

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Speaker 1: if you leave it as is, you're gonna look disheveled

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Speaker 1: people and pleasure losing weight. So people are gonna be

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Speaker 1: very concerned with you. That something going terribly wrong in

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Speaker 1: your life right now. Yeah, some people can pull off

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Speaker 1: like the scruffy look, but you look dirty. I know,

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Speaker 1: I do know, and I don't know what it is

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Speaker 1: about you that makes that a different. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to call out celebrities, but I say the same thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, certain celebrities look filthy when they're growing their beards.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this should not have it. But then you

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Speaker 1: my god, it looks so good on them. But you've

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Speaker 1: got to push through. That's the thing, because you've got

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Speaker 1: that that awkward to what do you think two to

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Speaker 1: two to three weeks. Probably probably guys like Drake, Drake,

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Speaker 1: Drake crushes it. Yeah, but Drake is not growing that naturally.

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Speaker 1: He's also using the creams and the cold Yeah. So like,

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Speaker 1: for instance, my scruff, I noticed when I try and

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Speaker 1: grow a beard out, each hair grows at a different rate,

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Speaker 1: so you have to wait a week, a week and

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Speaker 1: level so it looks natural, so it looks the same length.

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Speaker 1: It's like if you're a woman and you of short

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Speaker 1: But you gotta push through. A beard too. I'm at

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Speaker 1: the awkward part where it won't grow. I just think

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Speaker 1: they're made for some people. I'm made to You've never tried.

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Speaker 1: You've never tried. If you try, If you try, this

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Speaker 1: Let a barber do it for you. I put it

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Speaker 1: from up on my insta story by the way, and

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Speaker 1: winning well. When I last I was the only one

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Speaker 1: know until you try it. If you let a barber

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Speaker 1: torture from me. So what are this? What are some

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Speaker 1: of the things that you guys have have done or

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Speaker 1: tempted things in the world of style and sad septim pierced,

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Speaker 1: wasn't I didn't want to deal with it, but I

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Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I loved it. I've shaved my

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Speaker 1: head down to nothing. And yes, it's easy to maintain.

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Speaker 1: But then people start looking at you funny, whether you're

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Speaker 1: shave the last person I would write. But with a

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Speaker 1: shaving my head for that fact. Only I used to

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Speaker 1: do when I was little because it was cool, and

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Speaker 1: But as older shape of dad's not so much. I tried, I, well,

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Speaker 1: and I just looked. I didn't look good with it.

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Speaker 1: almost a year into our relationship. She had a belly

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Speaker 1: button ring at the time, and she were at the

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Speaker 1: see because the misconception of having a belly button ring

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Speaker 1: a belly button ring. Wow, who are you guys trying

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Speaker 1: to emulate? Like, for instance, Nate, who are you emulating

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Speaker 1: when you got the ring? Who are you inspired? By

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Speaker 1: Bethany When you got your septum? My friend, uh, my

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Speaker 1: the pagoda Pagoda? You want a four year old sitting

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Speaker 1: my god, that hurts so bad. Yeah, I got my

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Speaker 1: septant just because I would see so many makeup looks

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Speaker 1: got it. Fascinating What about you, I've never been inspired.

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Speaker 1: You never felt like I've emulated anyone. I've never felt

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Speaker 1: So now provins if your hair grows out before before

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Speaker 1: Scary has had the same hairstyle now for almost twenty

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Speaker 1: would you suggest that maybe he goes out on the

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Speaker 1: if you were to grow out his hair. No, if

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Speaker 1: it ain't broken, don't fix it. Okay, now look at me, Dina,

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Speaker 1: am I broken? You're not broken? So I don't fix it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you and do something else. You're gonna look like

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Speaker 1: the mayor of douche City. So but he has to

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Speaker 1: what you're looking at, because it's just straight course see

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Speaker 1: that with a beard right now? Yeah? No, I I

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Speaker 1: the right. You know, if someone needs an updated haircut.

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Speaker 1: new style? I know that guy, and I definitely wouldn't

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Speaker 1: get a beard because the maintenance is crazy. And what

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Speaker 1: you see on Instagram, these guys are using cosmetics to

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Speaker 1: fill their beards so they look like it would just

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Speaker 1: look so insane on you. Yeah, especially if you were

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Speaker 1: trying to grow it. Instagram like exactly what you want.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I get more hate.

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Speaker 1: I think you should do it. Try it. Peer pressure.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. How many days do you have with

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Speaker 1: Dr fat? Loss left? About about a little more than

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Speaker 1: the third to go? Two thirds to go? Actually three weeks.

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Speaker 1: I have three weeks. Yeah, three weeks left. I think

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Speaker 1: laws New year, knew. You just just grow it, just

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Speaker 1: try it. And here's the thing with a beard too.

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Speaker 1: Once you shave that beard after a three week period,

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Speaker 1: you'll look skinnier than you are. Oh my god, it's true.

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Speaker 1: Really that's an illusion. Yeah, if you I second, filling

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Speaker 1: have a beard, it makes you look bigger, right, makes you,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say fatter, but it makes you

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Speaker 1: look like a bigger person. So when you shave, you're shaving.

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Speaker 1: I mean you're losing weight and then also losing mass

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Speaker 1: on your face. Right. I think for no other reason

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Speaker 1: than you should just try new things. Life is about

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Speaker 1: trying new things. What have you tried that new? I

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Speaker 1: shoved a rod through myself. Look at her? Okay, Bethany

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Speaker 1: has pink hair. You tried that my hair be pink? Bad?

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Speaker 1: Did this and Bethany match their hair? Is that they're

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Speaker 1: both have they both have pink hair. I'm wearing a

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Speaker 1: damn poncho. Try it scary, I'm in for I'm in.

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Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll match the growed out until you're done

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Speaker 1: with that week starting from today. I don't want to know.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Then don't don't up,

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Speaker 1: Then don't put a pull up. Already people are hating

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Speaker 1: on it, so it's just scruff at this point. So

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Speaker 1: we have somebody photoshop of beard onto you to see

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Speaker 1: what you would look like. Let's do that right after

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Speaker 1: this podcast. Take a picture, Kathleen will put it on.

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Speaker 1: It'll look like what's that game where you could you're

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Speaker 1: all the beard on. The guy with the wily Willy

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Speaker 1: doesn't looks a great teath, looks just like you should

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Speaker 1: make an app. Oh my god, Wooly Wooly, that's like that.

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Speaker 1: That's like the with the little iron shavings that you

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Speaker 1: had the magnet and you would drag him over his head,

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Speaker 1: give him hair or a beard. I haven't played with

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Speaker 1: Wooly Willie since I was a kid. Dude, he looks

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Speaker 1: so much like you do. There's an app called beard Me.

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Speaker 1: Downloaded and tried different beards on yourself. Beard Me, by

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Speaker 1: the way, really looks more like great teeth than me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not Wooly Willy. Beard Me also sounds like a

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Speaker 1: gay dating app. You trying to hang on and they

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Speaker 1: have gotten the names mixed up. The grinder you guys,

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Speaker 1: three weeks, hundred fifty bucks. Oh my god, this up.

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Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Beard Me. I'm gonna download beard me right now.

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Speaker 1: There's women with beards. It's hilarious. That's hysterical. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: just got a new app Danielle on there exactly. He's

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Speaker 1: not here to defend herself beard me. The app here

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Speaker 1: it is. You're gonna put up or shut up. I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing it. I'm not doing it. But yet you

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Speaker 1: won't eat for forty days practically just to leave because

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Speaker 1: I'm working on something positive for myself. A beard isn't

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Speaker 1: necessarily positive. But you don't know what you look like.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna look good. I'm gonna beard you. And

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Speaker 1: why did you bring it up if you aren't going

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Speaker 1: to do it? Because I was considering it until this part.

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Speaker 1: So what if we said no and then you said

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Speaker 1: you know what, you all said no, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I don't play that game. That's it. It's over not

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Speaker 1: doing it. Okay, all right, what do you want talking

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Speaker 1: about the story? Alright? We got a minute left? Yeah? Great,

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna shave today? Oh? Absolutely, I can't. I

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Speaker 1: can't deal with this. I have a question. So where

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Speaker 1: do you draw, like literally draw the line of a beard,

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Speaker 1: like does it end at your jawline or wear on

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Speaker 1: your neck doesn't you gotta go a little bit underneath

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Speaker 1: the neck because if you do the jaw line, barber

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Speaker 1: could do it properly and get the edges correctly. If

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Speaker 1: you're at home doing it, you want to go a

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Speaker 1: little underneath so it doesn't look like you're coming up

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Speaker 1: to your cheekbone. Is there a rule of thumb, because

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Speaker 1: like for women, there's rules of thumb for how to

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Speaker 1: like shape your eyebrows, like where to draw the lines

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Speaker 1: from different points on your face. For guys, is there

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Speaker 1: like two inches below the jar or what? It's different

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Speaker 1: for every guy because I know I don't have a

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Speaker 1: very defined jawline, so I kind of have to write eyeball.

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Speaker 1: It's not like it's it's it's different for every guy.

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Speaker 1: You know. Have you ever seen someone who like has

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Speaker 1: ah they shave it too high it looks bad or

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Speaker 1: beard thing? Yeah, that would be That would be me

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Speaker 1: because I can't style my own stuff. Well, you need

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Speaker 1: a neck first, yeah, filled with this is this is

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Speaker 1: a friend I'm bird. I'm being honest with him. If

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Speaker 1: he wanted to grow a beard, I'm giving him the

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Speaker 1: options of how to grow a beard properly. But he

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Speaker 1: does not want to do it all right? Go on

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Speaker 1: Scary's Instagram at Scary Jones and Beards on the Fifteen

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