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Speaker 2: Get away from those breadsticks.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what happened. I woke up and it's gone.

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Speaker 1: You woke up like this.

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Speaker 2: I woke up like this.

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Speaker 3: I am now the president of a co op war

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Speaker 3: on the upple west Side.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 3: I own nine thousand cats and none of you are getting.

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Speaker 2: The pen house amployment.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're gonna really hurt your vocal cords

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Speaker 1: doing that.

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Speaker 3: I look forward to the polyps.

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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, I'm Michelle Botu.

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Speaker 3: And I'm Jordan Carlos, and my voice is gone. Welcome

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Speaker 3: to adults and from WNYC Studios, the podcast where we

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Speaker 3: learn how to be grown ass adults together. Yeah, Michelle,

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Speaker 3: I gotta ask you a question. I know we're both

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Speaker 3: married through other people, but sometimes you catch eyes for

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Speaker 3: a celebrity. We're only human, yes, Like who's yours?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? When I see Jason Momoa on any

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Speaker 1: hair and just like a coodtur Sprunchie. Something happens deep

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Speaker 1: down inside of me, like eighteen feet deep, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, what, like my dick jumps a little bit?

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Speaker 1: Is great?

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Speaker 3: Mind's Viola Davis?

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Speaker 1: What David?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I love, I love?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you know what's weird? Your mom kind of looks

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Speaker 1: like Viola David?

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Speaker 3: Are you.

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Speaker 2: Doctor Freud?

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Speaker 4: Oh's?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, this is tail spinning.

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Speaker 1: After we record this, we can go to therapy.

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Speaker 5: Honey.

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Speaker 1: Guys. We recorded this episode at the Bell House in Brooklyn,

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Speaker 1: and it's full of little surprises.

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Speaker 3: Michael Ian Black, Malik Yoba, and Jessica Pimentelle.

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Speaker 1: So stay tuned and let's all throw the fuck up

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Speaker 1: to the geether.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

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Speaker 6: Hello, there is some multi culta in here. It's kind

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Speaker 6: of like a bank. Yeah, there's yeah, some mult Now

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Speaker 6: the lights are down and I can't see you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's wow. Wow the way wow? Don you heard?

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Speaker 1: Give everybody he's azo. I'm a shelfy told. This is

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Speaker 1: Jordan Carlos. The hashtag is also to someone from makes

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Speaker 1: some Noise.

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Speaker 6: If you've been to the show before, make some voice

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Speaker 6: and they were dragged here by your significant of the satan.

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Speaker 2: Fuck y'all get out in the first in that first.

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love when people get dragged in

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Speaker 1: So George and I are friends on purpose, and which

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Speaker 1: is nice. Sometimes people want stuff like what can you

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Speaker 1: He's a dad. I don't know how he hasn't ripped

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Speaker 1: them jeans. They are so tight. I'm giving him a pass.

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Speaker 4: Too long.

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Speaker 2: I have soccer thighs. I have soccer thighs.

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Speaker 1: You have soccer thie.

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Speaker 2: That just means like I have fat thighs. That's all.

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Speaker 2: I just blasted. I'm like, I'm sorry, pants, body feel

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Speaker 1: Don't talk about my friend like that. So anyways, this show,

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Speaker 1: this messy, messy show. You know, we were hanging out

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Speaker 6: I think like I think I purposely bought these genes

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Speaker 2: Look good for you? You look good? Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: He could wear a bikini better than me. The point

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Speaker 1: A sex tape makes just kidding, no Anny, because it's.

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Speaker 2: The adult thing to do. It's the grown up thing

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Speaker 6: And that's what we're trying to do, is like navigate

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Because what it'd be like,

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Speaker 2: No, we bleed it. We would like brag about how

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Speaker 2: I fucking I've let a fucking court bro.

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Speaker 1: Keep it moving, dude.

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Speaker 2: Look at this light ass bleeder. Is that even terial blood?

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Speaker 2: You bitch?

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Speaker 1: That was actually the original concept of true blood on HBO.

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Speaker 2: Oh Yeah, Like, what was your most grown up moment

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Speaker 1: What was my most grown up moment of the week?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I could double as not

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Speaker 2: What's the word for juvenile?

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Speaker 5: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: But you know what happened to me. I have two dogs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So cut to me just cleaning my bathtub. Oh

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Speaker 1: fucking relax, you got No one's taking a shit in

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Speaker 6: No little kids litt kiss you that when you're taking

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Speaker 1: Is that what happened to your kid?

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Speaker 2: Yes? You gotta get like the fish net out and

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Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, I didn't get her a birthday cake

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Speaker 6: Favorite store is just like CBS and you get like

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Speaker 1: Everybody say favorite store one, two, three.

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Speaker 1: You guys teachers. Oh my god, thank you so much,

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being teachers.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite teacher?

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Speaker 2: My wife is my favorite teacher.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys just talk about historic facts all day?

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Speaker 6: Our first conversation was in a nightclub where she was

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Speaker 2: It's like really fun, you know, like she told me

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we should, we should? I mean I gotta text

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Speaker 2: What's my favorite century?

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Speaker 4: What is that?

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Speaker 1: I never even get out. I get that exciting when

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Speaker 6: I'd probably say it was during It was probably probably

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Speaker 6: the fourteenth century in Spain on the Iberian Peninsula.

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Speaker 9: All Right, so excited first, it's so excited to bring

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Speaker 1: In the fourteenth century. This guy has so many motherfucking credits.

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Speaker 1: I can't even get to it. If you don't know him,

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Speaker 1: you're an asshole. He is amazing. Please give it up

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Speaker 1: for Michael.

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Speaker 5: Do it, do it, do it, do it?

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Speaker 7: Sorry?

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Speaker 5: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Are you fucking This is great? Hi Michael, you finally

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Speaker 2: have Michael on the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, you look good man. You look really good. I

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Speaker 2: like that jacket. It's like fun, it's funk. You are the.

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Speaker 1: Perfect guest for adulting because look at it, because look

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Speaker 1: at it, because look you have layers.

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Speaker 2: Where did I drive in from?

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Speaker 1: He drove in from Connecticut?

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Speaker 2: Everybody, boss?

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Speaker 1: I mean talk about adulting and you got kids?

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Speaker 4: Shit?

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Speaker 2: I have kids. Yeah, I have pets. I have a house.

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Speaker 2: I have a jacuzzi.

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Speaker 1: What what Michael? What are you doing that jakuzzi?

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Speaker 2: Twice a year you drain it and you fill it

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dropper the knowledge. Throughout our live show, we answer

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Speaker 1: I know you do, honey, ask your burning questions about

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Speaker 5: I got it.

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Speaker 2: We'll be back with more after this.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait, so.

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Speaker 2: I'm to ask questions.

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Speaker 4: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: How do I get my boyfriend to commit to washing

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Speaker 2: I know how the Yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: I'm saying? Like, if he's not doing it, regularly. You

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Speaker 2: Do it yourself. I'm a man. We eventually get it.

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Speaker 2: We're like, oh, shoot, we can I disagree.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, look, I know what your dictates, like

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Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know what you what?

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Speaker 1: It was the question I answered it was right?

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Speaker 4: You got it.

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Speaker 1: Do the daily mental breakdowns go away after forty.

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Speaker 2: They increase? Get ready? Do they go away after forty? Way?

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Speaker 1: Is that a question or a cry for help?

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Speaker 2: Who hurts you?

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should just like drink more water, change where

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Speaker 2: You get better.

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Speaker 6: I think you get better at dealing with the breakdowns.

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Speaker 6: You turn in, you turn down the volume on those,

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Speaker 2: Okay, one more. How do you How often do you adult?

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Speaker 1: That's a weird question now I do?

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Speaker 6: I mean like, I like, there's enough toilet paper in

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Speaker 6: That's adulting to me. Oh okay, like being the quartermaster

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 2: All the women are like yes. The men are like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what the milk level.

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Speaker 2: No woman's gonna come to your house if you don't

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Speaker 1: That's true? And these bitches out here being dairy free

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Speaker 1: and shit, these hairy free bitches running around Uni Almond. Oh, coconut,

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Speaker 2: Wow, you get that ship from a tree?

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Speaker 1: I get the tree milks. All right, I'm so ready

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Speaker 1: to bring our next guest to this motherfucking stage.

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Speaker 2: Yes it's a coworker.

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Speaker 1: Look, he's my coworker. I am currently filming a show

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Speaker 1: which is thank you called It's Please Off First Wives,

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Speaker 1: the first movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and show.

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Speaker 1: But this motherfucker were about to bring out is on

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go down this line real quick, cool

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Speaker 2: What what I'm just saying?

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Speaker 6: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Play his bill? Criminal kids in America?

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Speaker 2: Why not get married?

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Speaker 1: Why not get married? To feel a noise?

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Speaker 4: Be married? I'm still done.

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Speaker 1: Do his first wife? Y?

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Speaker 2: Oh huh? Well wow was that pro mat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't really know my style, my flow.

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Speaker 7: Here we go.

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Speaker 4: We got a TV show. Yeah, day, gonna do her day.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I rap sometimes I like to I like to

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Speaker 1: Heard that house?

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Missed the DJ? How y'all doing?

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Speaker 6: What good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: I'm blessed America and the people in it. Yes, sir, God,

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Speaker 10: bless America and the people in it. I want your

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Speaker 2: Repeal all your own. But thanks for doing the show, man.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate you. Thank you man. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate you.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 4: I got to know this woman.

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Speaker 7: I just got introduced to her like two months ago.

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Speaker 7: I had no idea who she was.

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Speaker 4: No, that's that's nobody does. I was invited to U.

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Speaker 7: Table read a First Wives Club and Jill Scott and

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Speaker 4: Killed it. And I was like, who the fuck is that?

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Speaker 7: I honestly did not know anything about this woman, But

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Speaker 7: I've become a fan of sister or brother.

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Speaker 4: I'm a sister too, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Getting back to what Jordan said about your turtle neck,

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Speaker 1: The bigger picture.

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Speaker 5: For me is.

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Speaker 1: Confidence. Were you always as confident? Were you just an

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Speaker 1: eight year old with swag on the playground just like yo,

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Speaker 1: yo yo, let me play that dodgeball?

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Speaker 8: Or is it?

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Speaker 1: And you're just like, you know, what is this?

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Speaker 3: Who I was?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 7: Where I come from, where I grow No, When I

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Speaker 7: was little, I used to talk like this, and black

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Speaker 7: people didn't think I was black enough, and they used

455
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Speaker 7: to get really mad and say, dude, you talk like hey, dude,

456
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Speaker 7: it's shure if.

457
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Speaker 4: You're black and you grew up in Harlem and you

458
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Speaker 4: do you talk like this?

459
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Speaker 7: Like I was a theater kid and so like we

460
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Speaker 7: were taught to, you know, use perfect enunciation, and like

461
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Speaker 7: I had some really tough friends and they taught me

462
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Speaker 7: to be black as shit?

463
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Speaker 2: Did you know adects?

464
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Speaker 4: Where do you learn that? That's?

465
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Speaker 7: I figured it's a comedy show, right, so young motherfuckers

466
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Speaker 7: don't know I'm funny. He's a dramatic actor. Fuck that ship.

467
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 7: It's a fucking act. Yeah, he got flavor, he got dimensioned. No,

468
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Speaker 7: but I got a name, Yoba, which means last of

469
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Speaker 7: the slaves and new generation. Had a black nationalist father

470
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Speaker 7: who believed that we shouldn't watch television. There should be

471
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Speaker 7: books and crayons and construction paper and create and write.

472
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Speaker 7: And this confidence used to get me in trouble. It

473
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Speaker 7: used to be called disorderly conduct unsatisfactory behavior because the

474
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Speaker 7: teacher will say some bullshit and you're seven and you're

475
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Speaker 7: like mm hmm, And there's.

476
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Speaker 2: A true story.

477
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Speaker 7: Mister Arius was my twelfth grade, i mean my seventh

478
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Speaker 7: grade Spanish teacher. He literally put me in the corner

479
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Speaker 7: with a dunce cap. No, and if you're too young

480
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Speaker 7: for a dunce cap. A dunce cap was a cylindrical

481
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Speaker 7: is a cylinder a cone shaped hat that said dunce

482
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Speaker 7: and the teacher would stick you in the corner like

483
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Speaker 7: you're the idiot, y'all.

484
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Speaker 4: I'm giving y'all my back. I was twelve years old.

485
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Speaker 4: He was that teacher. That said.

486
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Speaker 7: You can't eat in class, yet he ate kick cats

487
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Speaker 7: every day after the So so people like him made

488
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Speaker 7: me want to become a teacher. Yes, so I had

489
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Speaker 7: a passion for like education because I thought my teachers

490
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Speaker 7: were fucked up, and I was like, I could do

491
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Speaker 7: this better than they can.

492
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Speaker 4: So fast forward, I'm twenty years old. I'm working for a.

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Speaker 7: Group called the City Kids Foundation, and there's I got

494
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Speaker 7: a room full of teachers and standing in a circle,

495
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Speaker 7: and there's one disruptive teacher.

496
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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh shit, mister Arias.

497
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Speaker 7: No, he didn't recognize me because now I'm twenty, I

498
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 7: was twelve last time he saw me.

499
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Speaker 4: I blew up his spot.

500
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Speaker 7: I said, now here, I am trying to teach teachers

501
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Speaker 7: how to communicate.

502
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 4: Better with students.

503
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Speaker 7: And you were, mister kit Kat, you and that motherfucker

504
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 7: that told us we could I blew up his spot.

505
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 7: And so growing up as a kid, wow with a

506
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Speaker 7: name like Yoba, last of the Slaves and new generation.

507
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Speaker 7: We have a father that told you if we were

508
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Speaker 7: still in Africa, you'd be princes and princes and kings

509
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Speaker 7: and queens.

510
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Speaker 4: I really believe that shit, like for real, for real,

511
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Speaker 4: like you know, in the seventies and eighties.

512
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Speaker 2: If you you dirty African.

513
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Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, fuck you. If I was in Africa,

514
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Speaker 4: I'd be a prince. Motherfucker. Who would you be? Like?

515
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 4: That's that's so the sweat, like the confidence.

516
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Speaker 7: It's a funny thing because all of the yobas are

517
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Speaker 7: like that, the six of us, and I don't even

518
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Speaker 7: look at the confidence thing.

519
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Speaker 4: I just think that it's we talk about it more

520
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Speaker 4: as adults.

521
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 7: How father used to always say, you're gonna hate me

522
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Speaker 7: as a kid, but love me as an adult, because

523
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 7: he was that person that there was no TV, like

524
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Speaker 7: I said, so there was no Saturday Morning cartoons. It

525
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 7: was get up, scrub the floors, like literally, scrub the

526
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 7: flight get to the baseboard, scrub that, the doors on

527
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 7: the cabinets. He used to always say, you know, create,

528
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 7: create your own ship. If there's a crack, fill it.

529
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Speaker 7: And so the confidence comes from being raised in an

530
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Speaker 7: environment that you were told you have to be confident,

531
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Speaker 7: you have to be efficient, you have to be effective,

532
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Speaker 7: you have to make impact, you have to serve. And

533
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 7: so I gave my teachings monograph when I was thirteen.

534
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 7: I was like, I'm gonna be fit true story.

535
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Speaker 1: Like, you read a question, You're gonna get some questions.

536
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Speaker 2: You ask some questions. Help us out here. This is

537
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Speaker 2: just fun.

538
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Speaker 4: I'm glad you need.

539
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Speaker 8: It.

540
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Speaker 1: Is you feel less?

541
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Speaker 2: Is not a bad question. What do you do when

542
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 2: you're waiting for laundry?

543
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:02,719
Speaker 4: Stuff?

544
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: Stuff?

545
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 8: Like?

546
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 2: Do you I mean, do you read?

547
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 8: Like?

548
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: This is a better question.

549
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 3: I do, like you.

550
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: How many temper tantrums are we allowed to have over

551
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: the current administration?

552
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Speaker 7: As long as you feel something, just feel stuff something, feel,

553
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 7: you can have it. You can be all up in

554
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 7: the fields, but all up in the action too. Just

555
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 7: don't be feeling and spend a whole lot of time talking.

556
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Speaker 7: I had nightmares behind this shit true story. Yeah, because

557
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 7: I was in my feelings too much about it.

558
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Speaker 6: No, I feel I feel like he definitely like helps us, like, oh,

559
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Speaker 6: that's the wrong way to react.

560
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Speaker 2: Here's the right way to react.

561
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Speaker 6: It's like give money to those like, for instance, in

562
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Speaker 6: the California wildfires.

563
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Speaker 2: And he was like, the problem is the mismanagement of

564
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Speaker 2: the forests.

565
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Speaker 6: These forests were asking Florence, did you see how they

566
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Speaker 6: were dressed all in wood?

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Speaker 1: It's like, come on, excuse me, excuse me. I don't

568
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Speaker 1: know how much you paid to get in here. Have

569
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: you ever seen a black man doing a pressure sitch?

570
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Speaker 2: White collar? Oh my god, this one is straight out

571
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 2: of the nineteenth century. Is morning sex a wifely duty?

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Speaker 7: Absolutely? Look, I'm a wife. I'm a wife in this relationship. Yeah,

573
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Speaker 7: so I do my duty, all right.

574
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Speaker 1: Sorry, maybe you don't have five am call times like

575
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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 4: But I'm sorry, though, I get it.

577
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I'm gonna touch it. I'm gonna say hideaway.

578
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,959
Speaker 1: It is my new roommate, being married or with somebody.

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Speaker 1: For a long time, I never realized how much I

580
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: would see someone's crotch up close. Sometimes I wear sunglasses

581
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: just to switch it up.

582
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Speaker 2: Well, he is Dutch, because how do you look?

583
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Speaker 1: Don't even know what that is here?

584
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 4: And the sunglasses in my house?

585
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: Let me twenty twenty bring it into the real show.

586
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Speaker 9: Oh all right, I'm so excited to bring our last

587
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Speaker 9: guess out.

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Speaker 1: She is fucking amazing.

589
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 2: Yes, she's a badass. He is a badass.

590
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Speaker 1: I'm a fucking fan.

591
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

592
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys borrow your fucking friends

593
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: Netflix password. But I don't know if you've seen the

594
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: show Orange is the New Black. But she's a badass

595
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Speaker 1: bitch and she is a full rounded motherfucking entertainer and

596
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Speaker 1: I can't wait to get into it. Please give it

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Speaker 1: up for our next guest, Jessica chet get get get

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Speaker 1: get get yet yet get get get get?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: Get gee. I'm sorry.

601
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, look look good, gorgeous as fuck.

602
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: Mica is talking.

603
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 11: Takes one to no one darling just looking in the mirror.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, don't they both look great? I think you're

605
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: both You look agreeable.

606
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: So, so where were you born?

607
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Speaker 5: I was born right here in Brooklyn, New York. Who

608
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 5: at Long Island College Hospital. We can if you look

609
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 5: right out there, you can see where I was born.

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Speaker 5: How do you say your last name? By the way, Pieltel?

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Speaker 4: Correct?

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Speaker 5: Is that pepper very good? That's where it comes from.

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00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 5: It's not a name that comes from a country, comes

614
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 5: from a trade. So it's the pepper trader. So you

615
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 5: find pi Mente Italy, Pemantel, Spain, pe Mintel, India, Petelnesia,

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Speaker 5: So that's where the name is.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My last name is Bueau dress from Batto, which is

619
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Speaker 1: boat because my people came on a boat, not by choice. Yes,

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Speaker 1: is there anyone in your family that you your character Maria.

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Speaker 1: Is there anyone in your family that you're like, this

622
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Speaker 1: is who.

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Speaker 4: This bitch is?

624
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Speaker 11: None? No, absolutely not.

625
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Speaker 5: But the way that she speaks does come from my mom,

626
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 5: because some days, like she came here when she was

627
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Speaker 5: thirteen years old from the Dominican Republic twelve thirteen.

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Speaker 11: So some days she's like, hey, you know, like so

629
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Speaker 11: this guy, I'm trying to get a pockets bock fork

630
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Speaker 11: out of here. And then like another day she's like,

631
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Speaker 11: yesy can you bring me the same one, like she.

632
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 5: Just came here yesterday, and like you're gonna go out

633
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Speaker 5: like that you didn't use the iron I love that right,

634
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 5: And you've been here like fifty years mother, And she's like, yeah,

635
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Speaker 5: I know, I'm from Brooklyn whatever. So the way she

636
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 5: speaks comes from my mom. Like I call my mom

637
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Speaker 5: like Mom, how am I talking today? She's like, yes, yeah,

638
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Speaker 5: I don't know when you're talking about fuck out of here?

639
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 5: And then I'm like okay, So Maria has a little

640
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 5: accent today, a little So you went.

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Speaker 1: To performance yes, high school, art school?

642
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 4: Yes?

643
00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 7: Yeah?

644
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Speaker 1: How old were you when you put your first band together?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 5: The first bad Well. I started off as a classical violinist.

647
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 5: I started playing violin when I was two years old.

648
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 6: Wow, to paint a picture here you started You were

649
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 6: classically training the violin.

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00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 5: Yes, my mother worked for the Board of Education and uh,

651
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 5: there was someone had retired and they just said, you know,

652
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 5: did the office is here. Whoever wanted, whatever is here

653
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 5: is yours. And my mom found a little, tiny, tiny violin.

654
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 5: The ladies were like, oh, don't you have a little

655
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 5: daughter here, Give it to your daughter to play with.

656
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: And I loved it. It was really cute.

657
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Speaker 5: I've messed around with it and I was bowing in

658
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 5: like cat killing. And it just so happens only in

659
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Speaker 5: New York. And my next door neighbor is a concert

660
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Speaker 5: violinist named man Albanies.

661
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 11: Was infuriating.

662
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: The man infuriation, so he came over.

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Speaker 11: He taught me how to tune it. He tuned it

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Speaker 11: for me.

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Speaker 5: He showed me how to rose in the bow, play

666
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Speaker 5: some notes, so on and so forth and around the corner.

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Speaker 11: Bergen Best Show.

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Speaker 5: For whoever else is from Brooklyn used to be a

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Speaker 5: record store that every week they would put out a

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Speaker 5: box of unwanted LPs, and nine of those were classical music.

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Speaker 1: But when did you switch to fucking matter because she's

672
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Speaker 1: in a metal ban y'all.

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Speaker 2: How toepe is that layers upon yeah, payers layers.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, Well someone gave me when I was I

675
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Speaker 5: think twelve years old. I am a record king Diamond Conspiracies,

676
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 5: and it starts with violins.

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Speaker 11: I know you play the violin, you might like. This

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Speaker 11: name was Oran Blondstein.

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Speaker 5: I went to his bar Mitzvah, and he thought I

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Speaker 5: would like it because it starts classical, but then it

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Speaker 5: just talks about I don't know.

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Speaker 11: It's the scariest shit I've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: I was afraid to go into.

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Speaker 11: My like near the closet for weeks.

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Speaker 5: It was like people rising from the dead and you're

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Speaker 5: making packs with the Satanists into this and and.

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Speaker 1: I loved it right right right.

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Speaker 11: It was amazing. It scared the fuck out of me.

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Speaker 1: Was there ever a point where you're just like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to these metal places and no one looks

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Speaker 1: like me, like we're not really Because.

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Speaker 5: I grew up in New York, so we had a

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Speaker 5: really really awesome scene in the nineties that you would

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Speaker 5: start the day off and maybe you would go to

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Speaker 5: a ska concert and you would do a little skanking.

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Speaker 5: Then you would go to a metal show and you know,

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Speaker 5: throw each other around the mosh pit.

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Speaker 11: Then you would go to a rave and you know,

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Speaker 11: we got to talk about.

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Speaker 1: A mosh pit one day.

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Speaker 6: How old were you when you were in these SKA places,

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, SKO shops, absolutely factory, SCO factory, handmade scot.

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Speaker 11: There was a time when ideas were not checked at

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Speaker 11: the door.

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Speaker 2: Who else remembers that I do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a time.

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Speaker 5: Where if you were trying to go to the limelight,

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Speaker 5: let's say, alf fast with a line again. I was

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Speaker 5: not allowed to be in the limelight because I was

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Speaker 5: only fourteen or fifteen, But I was allowed to stand

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Speaker 5: outside the limelight and check your idea and tell you

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Speaker 5: that you couldn't make it in because I didn't like

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Speaker 5: your pants.

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Speaker 2: At a club. I always wanted to work at a club.

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Speaker 2: You looked at my pants when you said that.

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Speaker 11: Not so LI, stop being self caught.

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Speaker 2: I can't, I can't.

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Speaker 6: I have to, okay, but I have to ask you

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Speaker 6: this like this is not to make you like, right,

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Speaker 6: but this is the final season. I cried for money

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Speaker 6: this yeah, okay, okay, but this is the final season.

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Speaker 2: Like what how does that make you feel like?

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Speaker 5: How does it make you feel that you We kind

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Speaker 5: of knew at this point that this was going to

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Speaker 5: be the end of the road for us, but this

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Speaker 5: last season is it's going beautifully. We're doing them justice

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Speaker 5: because I know we understand the impact that the show has.

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Speaker 5: We understand how there's never been a show with this

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Speaker 5: many women, different age, different braces, different sizes. That's never

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Speaker 5: existed before. We understand that we broke down the door.

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Speaker 5: We didn't just open it, we broke it down.

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Speaker 1: We killed it.

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Speaker 11: We said that ship on fire, yeah.

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Speaker 7: You know, no.

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Speaker 1: Watch those fires. Oh my god, Oh my god, girl

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Speaker 1: pulled it off. I just want to thank you each

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Speaker 1: and every one of you for coming out tonight. You

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Speaker 1: guys are amazing. Take care of each other and where Conda.

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Speaker 4: This was a fun show.

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Speaker 3: We had Michael Ian Black, Malik Yoba, and Jessica Pimentel

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Speaker 3: and Jordan.

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Speaker 1: You also revealed what your favorite century is.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, fourteenth century Spain.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing you say it like we're opposed to note

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Speaker 1: you say like everybody's supposed to know.

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Speaker 2: It's my time machine.

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Speaker 1: I have so much insight with about you and your

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Speaker 1: wife and the four play it's uh yeah, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just yuck wow. But it's your love. It is it is,

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Speaker 1: it's love.

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Speaker 2: It is personal to us, okay now.

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Speaker 3: Adulting was produced by Blakeney Schick Adelia Rubint and the

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Speaker 3: Adulting team includes Joanna Selatov, Paula Schumann, Joe Klorde, Ed

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Speaker 3: Haber Keek and Zimma and Irene Trudell. This episode was

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Speaker 3: edited by Julia Buttero, and the live show is produced

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Speaker 3: by Christian BANDA Love That Guy. Our theme music is

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Speaker 3: by Isaac Jones, with additional music by Don will'all.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys like this episode?

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Speaker 2: Did you?

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Speaker 4: Did you? Did you?

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Speaker 8: I know?

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Speaker 1: Did you like it? Please rate us? I don't read

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Speaker 1: all the reviews. Jordan definitely does because the kids are

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Speaker 1: older and he has time to read stuff. My kids

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Speaker 1: are younger and I have a career, So please rate us.

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Speaker 1: Jordan will le me. I'm just kidding, but it's kind

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Speaker 1: of true, So please rate us and let us know

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Speaker 1: what you think. Honestly, Jordan, I love the reviews coming in.

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Speaker 2: They're they're good.

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Speaker 4: I haven't read them.

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Speaker 1: He screen captures them and sends them to me.

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Speaker 7: Just a few.

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Speaker 4: That's a good one.

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Speaker 1: And guys, subscribe wherever you get your podcasts so you

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Speaker 1: don't miss our next episode. It comes out every Taco Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: Taco Tuesday, and if you're having a party, invite your neighbors.

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Speaker 3: They may suck and eat their own boogers, but you

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Speaker 3: know what, they won't call the cops on you, and

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Speaker 3: that is adulting.