WEBVTT - Why are we Dumb B*tches? 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:08.479 Sauce on the side. What's up. I'm Gandhi and I'm 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:09.960 here with my producer Diamond today. 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:10.520 Hi. 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:13.680 Hi, Oh you sound pleasant today. This is exciting mm hm. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:18.480 We have much to discuss. We got into some talkbacks. 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:22.040 There's some good stuff in there, some good stuff. But 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:24.800 before we get into that, let's just get into us 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:26.920 and what's going on Diamond? What's going on with you? 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:28.760 I heard you had an incident the other day at 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:33.199 the gym. I fell, and I am so thrilled by that. 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:34.960 I would be too. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:37.520 I laughed, and then when I realized no one around 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:40.080 me laughed, I was like, Okay, you kind of sucked 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:40.839 the fun out of it. 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:44.600 I like busted my ass. I think it's courteous to 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:45.640 laugh at people when they fall. 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:48.480 I think so too, Like, no, it's funny, it's okay, 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:51.240 you gave me entertainment. No one there was a sidewalk 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.920 full of people and they just ignored you. Yes, And 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:56.400 I was like, oh, okay, guess it wasn't funny, And 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.760 I laughed out loud to nobody. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.600 No, they didn't care. I'm sorry. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:00:59.880 I didn't. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.560 Please know. If I was there, I would have laughed, pointed, 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:04.840 helped you up recorded it all of the above. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.800 Well, I wish someone would have, you know, in my head. Okay, 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.600 so you have a video of the way that I fell. 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:13.959 Yeah, I was just posted yes, oh you posted it. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:18.760 Okay, So I land on my hands and my leg 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:20.680 is in the air. I wonder if I would have 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.520 just continued and done a forward role, if anyone would 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:25.759 have said something like, you know, like a ninja, yeah, 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:29.600 like wam, and then like would that have entertained you 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:33.800 guys like oh entertain what the hell? I'm like? 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.920 Whatever? Manh Yeah. I think it is more courteous to 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.640 laugh when someone falls if they're okay, then to ech 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.560 like didn't happen. I told you what happened to me 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.679 at the gym, and I showed you my scar. Oh 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.320 my god, it was a gym for you too. Yours 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:49.880 was outside. I was inside. I was on an elliptical. 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:52.120 I was hauling ass. I'm short, it's not hard to 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.320 go really fast and we have very short legs. And 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.440 the guy next to me was like, slow down, superstar, 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.600 and I was like whatever. And I was also listening 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.000 to music and like sort of dancing, which I think 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.640 put my rhythm off slightly with the steps and the 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:09.040 music and whatever. I misstepped and I missed basically catching 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:11.160 the elliptical at the right time. So I stepped off 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.320 of it with just one leg, but the things kept 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.680 going so it pummeled me in the shin. So then 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.840 I fell over and I was bleeding. Nope, and I 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.680 was like, this is hilarious, and I just laid there 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:26.440 for a second. Not one person in the entire row 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.560 even acknowledged that I had flown off of the elliptical 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.480 and was laying on the ground. My friend from across 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:35.360 the gym, I see her take out her AirPod and go, 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:38.360 oh shit, and she walks over. Now, mind you, this 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.400 entire time I'm laying on the ground. She walks over 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.840 and leans over and goes, that was really bad. Are 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.120 you okay? That look really bad? I was dying laughing. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:46.840 I'm like, can you at least laugh? She's like, oh, fuck, yeah, 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:50.640 I'm a laugh. Not one acknowledgment. It was sad and hurtful. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:54.120 It makes it worse when people don't laugh, like laugh 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.959 at me, laugh with me. Also, I would have never 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:58.600 gone back to that gym ever again. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:02:59.320 Oh I went back. 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.760 At least the people who saw me fall were people 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.520 who weren't in the gym with me, who like I don't. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.480 These are random people walking down the street. I'll never 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:09.399 see him again. 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:13.160 Okay, fine, I guess mine was so much worse. It was. 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:17.720 It was it was I have a permanent scar. You 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.079 saw this scar, that little like U shape type of 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:21.880 thing is because it was the back of an elliptical. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:22.680 That's sick. 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:23.280 It was. 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:27.200 Yeah, it was terrible. The way people react to your fall. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.639 Lets you know about how old they think you are. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:34.760 Because if it's a oh my god, are you okay? Immediately, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.480 I think that's like, oh, we think you're old and 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.920 you could have shattered a hip. But if it's like 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:40.040 a laughing point, you're young. You'll get back up. It's 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:43.040 fine whatever. I just wish that someone would have laughed. 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:43.800 That's it. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.280 I don't care if you wonder if I'm okay or not. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.120 Like and one of them was an old lady. I 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:52.600 saw her face and she just like acknowledge it. No, 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:55.600 you think that older people would be a little bit 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:59.280 nicer and would care. No, she basically said, fuck me, 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:00.680 so fuck you too. 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.840 How about that. I'm mad, I'm sorry, are you okay? 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.160 I'm great? You didn't hurt yourself. No, you didn't swallow 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:08.880 any of the nasty snow, no, thank god. 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.400 But ugh. But when I got on the stare Master, 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:16.200 sneakers were what and somewhere my sock. 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:19.239 I like, oh my god, I told you that happened 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:21.240 to me the other day. Here you came in the studio. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.000 My sock and shoe were off. Because I was like, 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:25.080 this is I can't just let that get better. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.360 But see, at least you took your sock and your 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.599 shoe off. I couldn't do that in the gym. So 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:31.839 I just was like, I'm going to fight through it 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:34.200 at this point, like, you know, is. 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:36.520 Your foot okay? Has it burned off from whatever? My 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:37.080 foot is good? 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:38.960 But I thought about the fact that, like I was 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:42.680 probably one cut away from catching something, like if I 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.360 had a cut on my foot or something, I would 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:47.560 be gone. My leg would be amputated by now because 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:48.760 that snow was brown. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.599 Yeah, I think about that stuff all the time now, 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:54.280 Like I went to a nail salon not too long ago. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.000 I think I told you this, and she was like 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:58.960 killing me right made my foot bleed, And all I 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.440 could think was like the four stories that I've read 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.320 out of eight billion people on the planet, the four 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.560 stories I read of somebody having to get their foot 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:09.600 amputated because somebody was dirty at a nail salon, and 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.400 I just every day I thought about it, and I 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:15.080 would disinfect and completely healed. It's healed at this point, 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:16.160 but I'm like, what if, just what if? 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.760 I'm well, I'm happy that you healed. A lot of 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:18.920 people can't say the same thing. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.080 Four of them at least. Oh god, terrible stuff. Oh 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:27.320 my god. Speaking of ridiculous services, Danielle and I when 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.240 we were just out of town not too long ago, 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:31.960 it was go go, go, go go, and in the 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.520 middle we were trying to work out our bodies were 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.000 just kind of like hard at one point, so I'm like, 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:40.800 let's go get massages. So we walk in to the 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.799 place that was in the hotel, which was nice and fancy, 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.240 and the massages were a ridiculous price. Were like, let's 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.320 just see, and the woman said, yeah, I do have 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:50.479 two available spots if you guys would like them. Are 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.160 you okay with a male misuse? And both of us 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.760 were like, no, I want a female misuse. Meanwhile, the 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:58.279 male masseuse was standing right there with her, and he 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.640 was like, I promise, I'll be I'll be nice, I'll 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.240 be gentle. And I was like, ah shit, I had 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.960 to reject this guy right in front of his face, 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.240 which I felt bad about, but I just like, I'd 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:09.880 rather be fat and slovenly in front of a woman. Yeah. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.280 You know, there's no way to look decent when your 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.400 face down, ass up and your bellies like squished to 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.720 the side. No way. And I just didn't want a dude, 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:19.440 So I was like, no, I just want to do you. 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:20.919 Are you okay with male messuses? 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:23.760 I was thinking about it. I've only had two massages, 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:29.080 remember that. Remember she was great, and then my second 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:32.960 one there was a guy did it and he was great. 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.400 Okay, Yeah, I'm sure they are great. It's not them 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.840 at all. It's just like, yeah, like I want a 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.960 female kind of cologist too. Oh for sure, I don't 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.720 want a dude. I don't know. I just feel like 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.800 you got the parts, you know what's going on? Yeah, 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:49.960 I don't under I don't understand that. I heard males 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.839 are gentler, that guy doctors are more gentle because women 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.680 doctors are like, I know, you can handle this, You'll 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.360 be fine. Okay, I don't know if it's true because 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:01.920 I haven't had one in that area. Yeah, but yeah, 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.239 that's what I heard from a friend. I need to ask. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.760 I wonder, and I'm sure I know someone who's seen 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.120 like a male and a female, so like they'll be 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:09.880 able to tell us. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:13.720 Maybe I need to I need to do my research. 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:17.080 We'll see. But Danielle and I end up going to 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:20.440 a different massage place that was like a few blocks 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:24.480 down way, less expensive. And when I tell you I 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:28.240 had I was laughing out loud at this massage because 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.760 it was insane. The lady might have been like one 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.360 hundred years old. Yeah, her name was Helen. She had 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:36.800 quite a thick accent. Helen, during the massage, decided to 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.360 point out to me all of the things that were 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:41.680 good and bad about my body. Nope, she didn't like 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.600 any of the scars. Nope, she would just point and 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.480 say bad. I was like, yeah, duh, I lived through that. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.160 That's me winning. Having that scars, me winning the battle. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:51.240 You don't care, Okay. She pointed out my head. You 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:55.040 know I have a unicorn horn. Yeah, bad, And then 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:56.960 she pointed at other things that I will say are 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:02.760 inappropriate to mention and said good, it's like Alan there. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.760 There was a point with her. I'm like, we might 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.720 be dating. Remember how you said how intimate your massage was. Yes, 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.080 this was beyond intimate. And she wasn't listening to me. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.200 When I was like, no, so. 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:17.280 Okay, I'm gonna let you finish. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.240 They say, you know, leave your underwear on, happily. I 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.040 am always gonna leave my undies on, no problem. She 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.040 kept pulling them down. I'd pull them back up, She 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:28.040 pull them down. No, she was massaging my butt. Diamond. 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.480 When I tell you, she spread my cheeks apart so 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.400 far on the massage that when she let them go, 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.120 I heard a. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.600 I have some questions about Helen. 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.360 Okay, yeah. And then and then when she was doing 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.800 my upper thighs, her fingers certainly wandered to areas that 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.400 they show. I was like, Helen, what are you doing? 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.320 You know what she said to what? She whispered in 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:53.520 my ear, but her lips were touching my cheek. Good 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.720 massage means good tip for Helen. I was like, Helen, 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.440 this is terrible. I'm feeling violating. Get off me, Helen. 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:04.360 She oh never say the name of that place. We 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:05.680 know what goes down there. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:07.280 I don't know, some people might want to go to 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:08.760 that place. We get done, and I was like, oh 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:10.839 my god, poor Danielle. She probably dolt with the same thing. No, 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:12.920 Danielle's like, this is the best massage I've ever gotten 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.080 my life. Oh my god, this is really because I 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:16.680 think I just got violated and I have a girlfriend. 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:17.440 I'm not sure. 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:21.560 You are definitely dating a sugar mama and she's giving 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:22.800 you a different type of sugar. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.600 Okay, it didn't feel good. None of it felt good. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.520 Having your ass pulled that far apart is, I said, 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:33.040 far apart. You're asked that far apart is just you 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:36.320 feel so vulnerable. I'm like, what are you about to do? Helen? 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:37.840 And she let him go. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:43.320 I don't know about what are your questions? Oh my 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.240 questions are is she of sound mind? 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:46.800 Can't be? Okay? 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:51.240 And number two, I'll ask you off of the air 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.959 because you can ask we need to flag this place. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.320 We need to flag you. No, I didn't check rub 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:00.080 maps before we went there, but I am sure that 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:01.960 that place is on rough maps, and she has a 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.160 photo on there. She has a profile. She might man 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:05.720 and then you know, like at the end, of it 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:07.880 that you go to check out, and the guy at 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:09.760 the front was like, how did everything go? I love 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.160 Helen was hiding around the corner to wait and see 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:16.520 how I said it went like it went. It was interesting. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.000 She was just standing right there. It was wild. I 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:22.800 was cackling. I was not relaxed at all. So I 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:23.840 need to go get another one. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.360 First world problems. I am aware, but also no, this 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.080 is this is some real deal. Holy Field. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:31.599 I don't know. I don't know. The spreading of the 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:32.400 cheeks was wild. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.800 No, it's the upper thigh and the lip on the 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.080 I mean the lips on the cheek. 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:39.480 Thing I was like we're talking about. Was her breath smelling? 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.160 I know, I didn't smell her broth. I just felt 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:46.280 her lips brushing my cheek. Was it hot? It was hot? Yeah, 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.040 thank god it wasn't cold breath. It would have been 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:49.800 like Satan in there. Well, no, I think that would 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:53.240 have been better. Anyway. I'll tell you where not to 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:54.440 go when you are in South Florida. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:56.000 Please, Well you know I don't go to South Florida. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.920 So, yeah, you hate Miami. What are you gonna do 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:00.680 when I get a place there? Are you gonna come 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:01.480 visit me and hang out. 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:06.600 No, no, sorry. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.240 I feel like there will be so many men that 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.400 you might be interested in. Now there real at least 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:11.800 for funzies. Maybe, I don't know. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:16.240 Oh, anytime I've gone to Miami, I've run into a 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.240 lot of like metrosexual men. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.200 They are there, and it's just it's not my vibe. No, 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:24.800 metro sexual is not great for me either. Yeah, so 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:28.959 so I just but you know me, I do like ethnics. 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:33.560 Do we know about you? I want to just shut 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.920 the hell up. Let's not open this door. I'm a 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:40.480 fan of the ethnics, at least a mix of some 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.079 sort of sign me up? Which is that gonna make 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:47.880 people somehow call me racist? It's not racism, No, I 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.600 don't think so. What is it called? 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:56.600 Yeah, it is a preference. But there's they call women 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.640 like you something on the internet. I gotta I'm gonna 0:11:59.679 --> 0:11:59.920 have to do. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:01.840 I am an ethnic. Why am I not allowed to 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:02.320 like my own? 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:05.480 Yeah, we'll see. It depends on what you're mixing with, 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:07.600 you know what I mean. Everybody's down with the swirl 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:08.360 to some extent. 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.200 I don't care mix anything whatever. I want a ginger, 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.680 like a white ginger, black ginger. I love a white 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:15.840 ginger like who are we? Who are you kind of 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.320 targeting at the moment, and like a famous white ginger. 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:21.880 No, but I used to have a thing for West 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:24.280 from the real world. I didn't know why, but like 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:25.240 I thought he was cute. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.000 I don't know. So you're probably sad when he got 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.240 kicked off traders so early. 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:29.960 Yes, I saw the clip the other day. That's what 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:34.280 made me think about him. Yeah, whatever, nothing crazy. I'm 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:37.360 trying to think. I went through a Spanish man phase 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:38.800 and that was not fun. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:39.920 Okay at all. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.920 No, it's not really my thing. You know, you know 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.000 black and he black black black black history. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:51.360 And opposite white ginger. Right, hello, think no discrimination here. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:55.480 It's wide open, pun intended. There are some cute white 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:58.079 guys too. There are a lot qu white guys. I 0:12:58.160 --> 0:12:59.800 can't think of him right now. I'm dating half of 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:00.600 the one at the moment. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.200 It took me an I'm like, wait, I thought he 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.520 was Asian, but right, yeah, but the other half right 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:10.760 yeah right, wow see and a half Asian who likes 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:11.120 t I. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:17.280 Oh my god, he loves t I Brandon. The core 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.559 of his soul is a hood rat, which I really appreciate. 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.600 Also the other part of him is a California surfer dude, 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.960 So it's the most interesting combination of things. But yeah, 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:29.320 when that new TI song came out, what was it? 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.720 Millennials are gonna love it? I mean and we do. Yeah, 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:44.880 I love it. Bring that back. We need to bring 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.200 all of that music bag yep Yang Twin's like the 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:50.240 remember when people used to make music for the Strip 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.320 club or for the car that had the crazy bass? 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.280 When did that stop? I don't know. 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.520 I think it's coming back. It's just not the same, 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:00.480 you know, I rite it back. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:02.160 Oh man, it was so good. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:05.560 And you know Pharrell produced it. Oh really shocked by 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.680 that guy. I remember, get your ass up and work. 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:13.520 I thought it was hilarious. But I'm also like, fuck you, Pharrell, 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:14.000 come on. 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:16.160 I feel like he was confused, like he meant to 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:17.920 say one thing and then went down a path of 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.200 something else. So if you don't know what we're talking about. 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:23.880 At the Grammys, he won the Doctor dre Icon Award 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:25.680 whatever it is, something like that lifetime of Gee, I 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:29.160 don't whatever it was, and he got up and said, 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.840 during these trying times, what everybody needs to do is work, 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:35.960 get to work. But then I feel like he kind 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:37.920 of realized what he was saying and what he meant 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:41.280 to say, and I could be completely wrong, was do 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:44.240 a job that doesn't feel like work, so every day 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.960 that you're working just feels like fun because he sort 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:50.040 of changed it to that, But it didn't start out strong. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.600 You know, there are a lot of things that are 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:54.720 wrong with Burrell in my opinion. Yep. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:58.160 I know a lot of people say this, but like 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.960 he's known to like stay away from politics as a whole. 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:03.720 So did I. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.040 Expect him to get up there while everyone else was 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:10.280 like making political statements and say something political. No, But 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.920 I also didn't expect him to like rip off Kim 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.160 Kardashian and tell us that we're not working, Like and 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:21.520 I'm like, okay, Pharrell, thank you so much for telling 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:25.040 us that we are losers because we don't enjoy what 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:25.560 we're doing. 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:30.240 Basically like, shut up, Okay, I love what I'm doing. 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:32.000 I do too, but also to tell me to keep 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:33.520 going to work. I gotta work because I want to, 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:36.320 but you don't want to work every day. 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.920 I'm just saying you can love what you do and 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.800 like still be like I need a break, you know. So, 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:45.760 like I hate the whole notion of like people don't 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.800 want to work anymore. I hated it when Kim Kardashian 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.280 said it. There's truth to it, but like. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.480 Shut up. There's a lot of people I would like 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.400 to tell the fuck off right now, but specifically the 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:59.400 people who think saying Nicki Minaj is a bum is 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:04.080 a political statement. So you and I have been shitting 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.520 on her for how long at this point. 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:07.760 At least a year? Quite at least. 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:11.680 Yeah, she has a long record, as we actually talked about, 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:15.480 I think in the last podcast and the one before that. Nikki, 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.840 who used to be Diamond's hero, just like Kanye used 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.720 to be my hero. It's tough watching your hero's fall. 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:23.880 It happens. So we've been on this Nikki thing for 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.440 quite some time, from the time she locked that chick 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:34.920 in the closets, locked an assistant in the closet at 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.840 Apple Music a long time ago. So when she started 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.920 declaring war on Cardi for no reason, to marrying a 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:45.920 pedophile to just being overwhelmingly unhinged. Nicki Minaj, we watched 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:50.400 our hero fall. It was a bum bummer move. But 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:53.080 we've been talking about this for so long. This Trump 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:54.920 stuff is just the cherry on top of the ship 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:59.360 so lotly so. Not long ago, we were talking on 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:04.040 the Big Show about yeah, we love Bad Bunny, he's amazing. 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:06.680 If you hate Bad Bunny, why what's going on? People 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:08.880 wanted to politicize that, And right after that, a Nicki 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:10.920 Minaj song played and somebody was like, oh, I can't 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:12.360 believe you guys are playing Nicki and I was like, yeah, 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.360 she sucks. We should get rid of that too, And 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:18.040 everybody took that immediately as a political statement, because if 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.040 you like Bad Bunny and you hate Nicki Minaj, there 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:23.040 can only be run one reason for that, and it's 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.720 because Nicki Minaj is a trumper, which to me says 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.320 you've only just met Nicki Minaj. 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:31.960 Literally, she's been questionable for years. 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:36.080 For years years. The lady is a whack job wackadoodle 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:40.200 like nurse, she's off her meds, get hold of her constantly, 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:43.639 type of wagga doodle. This Trump stuff is whatever, like 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:46.359 this is again the cherry on the shit Sunday. But 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:49.239 everybody took it to this wack You guys used to 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:51.439 not be political and now you're so political Dummond was 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:53.600 loving it. By the God, I live for it. I 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:54.280 live for it. 0:17:54.359 --> 0:18:00.480 Like, yeah, listen, we can no longer say that politics 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:03.200 like that, that we shouldn't talk about politics anymore. It 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:06.240 takes over our lives. So like, yeah, let's talk about it. 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:09.440 You're Trumper, let me know why. I want to have 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.359 a question. Yes, oh my god, please leave us those talkbacks. 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:16.359 If you are still on team Trump, let us know 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:18.480 why what is it that we're missing. I would love 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.600 to know that. I would love to find something redeemable 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:25.199 because it's really tough. It's really tough, and you know, 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:27.800