1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for comedy. Roulette. 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: J please quickly explain. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,959 Speaker 2: It's putting three subjects on a wheel, spinning the wheel. 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 2: Where the wheel stops, we can make it funny because 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 2: we're comedians. 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: This is true, all right. 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,280 Speaker 3: Today's categories are lies people you know, people are gonna 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 3: be telling lies and lies. People tell about why they 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 3: can't pay you back your money. Lies, you tell about 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 3: something you know you saw, and then oh, this is interesting. 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 3: A nice way to tell a Christian off. A nice 12 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 3: way to tell Christian off. 13 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 2: All right, yeah, all right, let's spend. 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: The wheel, A nice way to tell a Christian off. 15 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 2: Let's go, fellas, all run, here we go. I always 16 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 2: found that. I always found that went in an argument 17 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 2: with the Christian, go biblical on their behind, Yes, straight biblical, 18 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 2: and hit them with this judge ye not lest you 19 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 2: be judged, and then just walk away and then you do. 20 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: Like it. 21 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein, but 22 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 4: I like to apply the stories directly to them when 23 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 4: I'm arguing with Christians, like, I know he died for 24 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 4: your sins, but you're about to go tell him thank 25 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 4: you what I know he died for your sins, but 26 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 4: you're about to go tell him thank you. 27 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 5: About right here. You know, I don't believe Jesus would it? 28 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 5: Did that? 29 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: A nice way to tell a Christian off. 30 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 2: Yes, then we go comedy Roulette. Nice way to tell 31 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 2: a Christian off. You know, I don't think Jesus ever 32 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 2: had a fight, but I have. Okay, Jesus never. 33 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 1: Had a fight, but I have. 34 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, this is what I do. You know, the 35 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 4: ones that think they better than everybody else. It's like 36 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 4: I never saw you walk on water. I didn't see it. 37 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: So nice way to tell a Christian off. Come on, Steve. 38 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 5: You know, I know Daniel got off the lines then, 39 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 5: but this is my house. 40 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 1: Like that just went there. A nice way to tell 41 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,399 Speaker 1: a Christian off. 42 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 2: Jay, A nice way to tell a Christian of You know, 43 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 2: Easter is coming up. I hope you get to wear 44 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 2: that suit. You gotta live away, Okay, keep. 45 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 1: On, keep on one. 46 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, you can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians. 47 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 4: I always like the ones that hurt, like you know, 48 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 4: they be talking mess. You say, uh, you know, have 49 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 4: you ever heard the story of Stoning and Stephen? 50 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 3: Because what I'm about to do going there any. 51 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 5: Junior off into the deep form. 52 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: Of Christian Yeah, you got to know that. You know that, 53 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: you know that. It's a nice way to tell them. 54 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 5: Now you know you aren't just supposed to read the scriptures. 55 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: It's a lot of judgment. 56 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 3: M hm. 57 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 2: The nice way to tell a Christian of you know, 58 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: Hella is in the Bible, won't you go there. 59 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 4: I'm not saying your daughter issious. I'm not saying that, 60 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 4: but she got a Jezebel spirit. 61 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: Earlier. 62 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 5: Yeah. 63 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean at least you guys are cussing. 64 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 2: Okay, n. 65 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 5: A nice way to tell a Christian all well, you know, 66 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 5: Kirk Franklin said it best. 67 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: Hey, that's a good one. Hey. 68 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,479 Speaker 3: You know, and that Ladies and Gentlemen is comedy roulette. 69 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 3: We'll have more of today's trending stories on The Steve 70 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. 71 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.