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Speaker 1: It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Tuble Show.

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Speaker 1: Edda is on the phone today for War or the

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Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater, and she's been with her

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Bennie for about five years. They're not married, but

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Speaker 1: now she thinks that he might be messing around. So

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Speaker 1: we'll see if we can help her out. Gretta, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? What's your situation?

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Speaker 2: I'm just uh, I don't know. I'm growing suspicious about

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Speaker 2: my boyfriend Benny. He's he's been kind of distant lately,

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Speaker 2: and every call he gets, he like goes into the

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Speaker 2: bathroom and was like talking in a hushed tone.

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Speaker 1: You can hear him talking, Yeah, I can.

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Speaker 2: Hear him, but it's like mawful that I can't really

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Speaker 2: tell who he's talking to, almost.

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Speaker 3: Like he's obviously hiding some kind of conversation.

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Speaker 2: It feels like, good, Yeah, what's up with.

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Speaker 3: People hiding out in the bathroom? Even get a lot

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Speaker 3: of them hiding out in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Really, it's honest, pleas to echo.

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Speaker 1: Right, you're right, And it's a thing that definitely happens

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Speaker 1: a lot because I have a sensitive stummy and so

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Speaker 1: if I'm not eating right, I'm in there a lot,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not doing anything shady. I'm literally just in

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Speaker 1: there because sensitive stummy. Oh but I've been in relationships

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Speaker 1: before where I've been accused of who you talking to

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Speaker 1: things like that because of how much I'm in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I get it, I get it. I

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Speaker 1: also know your history, and that makes sense why you

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Speaker 1: would ask the question. Also, please remember sensitive stummy.

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Speaker 3: Does Benny have a sensitive stummy some time?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, but you can hear him talking though, huh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can hear it. I can't completely make out

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Speaker 2: who he's talking to. I'm not going to put my

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Speaker 2: ear to the door, like, but there is something.

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Speaker 1: Else that happened too, Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I will occasionally surprise him for lunch at his office.

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Speaker 2: And then recently, a couple of days ago, I went

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Speaker 2: to his office to surprise him.

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Speaker 4: I was turning around the corner and.

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Speaker 2: I could see him through the glass. He couldn't see me,

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Speaker 2: and he was in his office sitting.

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Speaker 4: On his desk and he was laughing and he.

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Speaker 2: Was like getting really close to one of his coworkers

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Speaker 2: named Sarah, who I met before. And you know, I

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Speaker 2: came in, Hey, let's go to lunch and everything was fine,

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Speaker 2: But like, what really was going on in there?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just suspicious of the entire thing.

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Speaker 3: So did you say anything to him about what you

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Speaker 3: saw through the window?

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I was too afraid to it. Bring it up.

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Speaker 1: You've told us already what grocery store. You guys are

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Speaker 1: rewards card members. So we'll call him and pretend to

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Speaker 1: be from the grocery store and do the usual. Say,

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Speaker 1: every single month, we choose one rewards card member member

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Speaker 1: at random who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful,

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Speaker 1: brand new floral department. It's amazing a do flower deliver now?

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Speaker 1: And we're so excited about it. And we'll see if

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Speaker 1: he believes that, and if he sends the flowers to

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Speaker 1: you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, oh.

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Speaker 3: Wait really quick, do you feel like he's been dressing different?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: Do you feel like he smells different? Like? You know,

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Speaker 3: they say that when something is happening, especially in a

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Speaker 3: workplace environment, they're dressing a little bit differently as when

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Speaker 1: Yeah, has a business casual gone to business serious?

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Speaker 2: I mean, thinking back on it, I'm not sure he's

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Speaker 1: Dresses nice anyway.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he's not like changed his cologne or anything.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's that's probably a good sign.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll

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Speaker 1: play a song, come back and get your War of

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Speaker 1: the Roses to catch a Cheater next? Okay, okay, thank you,

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Speaker 1: ye in the middle of War of the Roses to

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Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us. Greta

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Speaker 1: is on the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend of

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Speaker 1: five years, Benny, might be messing around. So we're about

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Speaker 1: him real quick, though, Greta just a fresh everybody's memory.

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Speaker 1: What's going on with Benny?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I've been with Benny, my boyfriend for five years.

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Speaker 2: He's kind of had some distant behavior recently. He's taking

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Speaker 2: I went to his office to surprise him. I saw

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Speaker 1: All right, well, we'll see if we can catch him.

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Speaker 1: Right now. We're gonna call him and pretend to be

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Speaker 1: from the grocery store that he shops at and say that.

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Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member totally

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Speaker 1: random who gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment.

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Speaker 1: We'll see if he sends those flowers to you or

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Speaker 1: to somebody else. Okay, okay, thank you, all right, good luck.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Chortle calling from.

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Speaker 1: Is this Benny? Hey? Yes, this is Benny. Please don't

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Speaker 1: hang up the phone. This is not a marketing call.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to say congratulations here, this is winter Congrats.

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Speaker 5: WHOA, what did I What did I win?

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Speaker 1: Oh? You won the flowers, of course?

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, okay cool, what does the what does that

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Speaker 5: mean with the flowers?

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Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to

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Speaker 1: say thank you for shopping with us and being such

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Speaker 1: a loyal customer by giving them thirty six long stem

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Speaker 1: red roses from our beautiful, brand new and reimagined floral department.

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Speaker 1: We do delivery now. So you've won thirty six long

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Speaker 1: stim red roses delivered anywhere you want for free. WHOA, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's very good. Congratulations and thank you for being such

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Speaker 1: a good customer. Thank you awesome. Well, if you know

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Speaker 1: who you'd like to send it to now, I can

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Speaker 1: get the information in just a matter of minutes over

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Speaker 1: the phone here, all right, for sure?

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Speaker 5: Awesome? Yeah, I want to send them if you could

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Speaker 5: make it out to Greta g r e Pta.

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Speaker 1: Okay, would you like anything to go on a card?

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Speaker 1: We can put a card with it if you'd like.

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Could you say you're my everything and coming home

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Speaker 5: to you is the best part of my day. Just

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Speaker 1: That's sweet, that's nice. Is that your WiFi? Uh?

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Speaker 5: My longtime girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Okay? You know, so I had a guy the other

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Speaker 1: but he he was sending flowers of someone else's side piece.

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Speaker 1: Can you believe?

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Speaker 5: He told me that, whoa, we've been together for five years.

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Speaker 5: But that's crazy to do that at that point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I ended up giving him two sets, you know,

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Speaker 1: the side piece. I mean, I'm not going to judge,

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Speaker 1: right job if you if you have a deal like that,

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Speaker 1: I can hook you up as well. Just you know,

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Speaker 1: gut a guy.

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Speaker 5: Uh no, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Just just to please so you don't want any flowers

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Speaker 1: for your sidepiece. I do not have side all right,

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Speaker 1: well then I'll just get I'll move it along. Then

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Speaker 1: I'm not from the girlfriend at all. This is actually

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Speaker 1: double from the Jubil show. It's a radio show.

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Speaker 3: Wait what Oh yeah, it's a radio show. Hi, Benny,

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Speaker 3: I'm Nina. Also from that show. Hi, I'matora.

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Speaker 1: There's three people on the phone with you right now.

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Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called War the

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Speaker 1: Roses to Catch a Cheater, where we try to see

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Speaker 1: if people are cheating by who they send flowers to.

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Speaker 1: And your girlfriend Greta is actually on the phone too.

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Speaker 1: You've been listening this whole time, and that doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: like your team.

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Speaker 4: Though.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's good news.

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Speaker 5: I'm not. Oh my god, Hi, I love Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I thinks so everybody's gonna hear that. You're my everything I.

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Speaker 2: Know and I'm so happy about it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, okay, I'm I'm glad I gave you flowers,

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Speaker 5: but and that you're happy, But like, what's going on?

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Speaker 5: Why would you think I'm cheating?

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Speaker 2: Well, honestly, Benny, you've been pretty distant lately. You've been

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Speaker 2: calls and I'm wondering, who are you talking to in there?

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you would go into the bathroom

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Speaker 2: just talk to your boss.

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Speaker 4: Also, I went to your work the other day, you know,

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Speaker 4: we had lunch, But before that I saw you laughing

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Speaker 4: and getting really close with Sarah.

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Speaker 2: So is there something going on there?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: So two things.

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Speaker 5: One, I just started getting really into the podcast, and

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Speaker 5: I'm almost never talking on the phone in the bathroom.

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Speaker 5: I'm just listening to some of my favorite show.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 5: Think I've ever talked to someone on the toilet. It's weird.

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Speaker 4: Listen.

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Speaker 5: Sarah is, you know, like my closest co worker, right,

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Speaker 5: and we've always been good coworkers, but literally nothing has

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Speaker 5: like that. That that is, we're just She's the person

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Speaker 5: to about all the trap going on with my boss

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Speaker 5: and stuff. You know, it's like literally nothing else besides that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but why do you have to get close

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Speaker 2: She's gorgeous. I mean, you obviously would be attracted to her,

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Speaker 2: so why talk to her?

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Speaker 4: You know, like don't there guys in the office we can.

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Speaker 5: Talk to No, listen, she's a really nice person, but

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Speaker 5: I don't even see her that way at all. The

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Speaker 5: only person that I think is beautiful of you. Okay,

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Speaker 5: so again, I guess you think she's gorgeous or whatever.

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Speaker 5: But out of all the time knowing her, like, I've

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Speaker 5: never even thought that about her, you know, Like I

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Speaker 5: have no feelings like that at all, And like you

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Speaker 5: are the most beautiful person to me, you know, and

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Speaker 5: that's all that matters.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Denny, thank you, that's cute.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for saying that. Friend of everyone.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations he's not also man, Good job, Benny, did you?

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Speaker 1: Will show on demand