WEBVTT - Good Science: Religion 0:00:00.790 --> 0:00:05.890 The information provided on this podcast is uninformed and unreviewed. 0:00:06.090 --> 0:00:10.150 Good science does not do any research about any of 0:00:10.210 --> 0:00:16.100 the topics discussed and assumes no responsibility for errors or omission. 0:00:27.780 --> 0:00:37.370 That's good science. Very interesting. Oh, indeed. In antiquity. Oh, 0:00:39.350 --> 0:00:46.950 excuse me. Sorry, I was studying my initiation into hermetics. Hello, 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:54.180 I'm Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Health Secretary of the United States, 0:00:54.960 --> 0:01:00.180 but also a deeply religious man, a Catholic by nature. 0:01:01.170 --> 0:01:05.750 but a religious student of the world. As many of 0:01:05.790 --> 0:01:10.050 you might not know, religion and science go hand to 0:01:10.090 --> 0:01:14.810 hand with each other, marching down the great walkway of 0:01:14.860 --> 0:01:20.220 humanity as they feed off of each other, one explaining 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:24.380 the nature of the other. Who knows which came first, 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:31.899 the chicken or the botulism-infected egg? One might never know 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:37.720 until we meet our maker. It is my duty as 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:43.569 the head of the Health and Human Services, as instructed 0:01:43.650 --> 0:01:48.490 by our great religious leader, President Trump, to figure out 0:01:48.550 --> 0:01:53.830 how to work more religion into science. Since they are 0:01:54.050 --> 0:01:57.710 from the same root, it only makes sense that we'd 0:01:57.810 --> 0:02:01.330 figure out ways to make all of our explanations of 0:02:01.380 --> 0:02:07.280 the natural world magical again. Anyway, it's not just about 0:02:07.420 --> 0:02:12.520 me and my journey. It takes two to make a church, 0:02:13.419 --> 0:02:19.560 and my fellow parishioner just returned from a majestic journey 0:02:19.620 --> 0:02:24.460 into the theocratic realm. Yeah, he's a funny man who 0:02:24.580 --> 0:02:28.500 probably will make God laugh off his throne when he 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:34.130 finally dies. But for right now, he's alive with us 0:02:34.450 --> 0:02:37.770 and living in sin. It's Kyle Quim. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.040 Bobby! Hey, Kyle. 0:02:39.060 --> 0:03:00.150 B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- Oh, she's at a hospice. 0:03:00.210 --> 0:03:05.960 She's at a hospice. She's doing actually pretty well. I 0:03:06.010 --> 0:03:10.300 dragged her out. You know, she I thought she was 0:03:10.340 --> 0:03:14.060 just sleeping too much and her body sores were getting 0:03:14.100 --> 0:03:16.650 too disgusting. So I just yanked her out of bed 0:03:16.690 --> 0:03:19.430 by her hair. Wow. And we I took her. We 0:03:19.450 --> 0:03:22.270 went to Rome together. She always wanted to go when 0:03:22.310 --> 0:03:26.750 she was younger. And, you know, since she really can't walk, 0:03:27.310 --> 0:03:28.960 she was like, I know when to go, I know 0:03:28.970 --> 0:03:30.620 when to go. But I was like, fuck that. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:33.060 That's a great impression of your grandma. 0:03:33.139 --> 0:03:36.120 I've been working on my impressions. I think I'm getting 0:03:36.220 --> 0:03:39.200 to like a really hilarious place. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.340 I mean, I was like, she was in the room 0:03:42.370 --> 0:03:42.810 with me. 0:03:42.850 --> 0:03:44.130 Oh, it felt like that. 0:03:44.210 --> 0:03:44.690 That's good. 0:03:45.150 --> 0:03:47.790 Yeah, no, I felt it too. I can actually like 0:03:47.870 --> 0:03:51.580 embody the character now. But anyway, so we went to Rome. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.740 It was fucking dope. We went to Vatican City. You 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.060 could smell the Pope. 0:03:56.940 --> 0:04:00.660 Oh, yeah. He stinks. Yeah. That's one of the things 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:03.260 a Pope, a lot of people don't know this. But 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:07.260 when the Pope becomes Pope, it's the last time he 0:04:07.500 --> 0:04:08.560 gets to shower. 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:12.590 That's right. That's where the word potpourri comes from. 0:04:13.210 --> 0:04:16.270 Right, yeah, potpourri, because that's what they put in the room. 0:04:16.350 --> 0:04:19.170 Every room that the Pope is in, they got a 0:04:19.210 --> 0:04:23.800 potpourri around because he stinks so terribly. He's not able 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:26.900 to wipe his ass or clean the tip of his dick. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:27.920 And why is that? 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:34.780 Because he must be ascetic in front of God. Ascetic, 0:04:34.820 --> 0:04:35.360 in other words. 0:04:35.500 --> 0:04:38.260 He must... Ascetic, like he's an acid or a base. 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:46.040 No, like an ascetic monk. The monks... The monks, especially 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:51.320 the Templar knights, slept in filth on the Crusades. They 0:04:51.380 --> 0:04:59.450 were unwashed and they slept with each other. They even 0:04:59.510 --> 0:05:02.870 put a little pee-pee in butts sometimes because women were 0:05:02.910 --> 0:05:04.130 considered unclean. 0:05:04.150 --> 0:05:06.630 Is that still true? 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:13.220 Are women unclean? Of course, a 2017 study that was 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:19.979 commissioned by a male group called the Three Percenters determined 0:05:20.020 --> 0:05:22.500 that one of the reasons why women should not be 0:05:22.540 --> 0:05:25.620 allowed to vote was because of their lack of cleanliness. 0:05:25.980 --> 0:05:26.620 Unbelievable. 0:05:26.690 --> 0:05:26.990 Yeah. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:31.180 That's crazy. Well. My grandma was super fucking dirty on 0:05:31.220 --> 0:05:31.739 this trip. 0:05:32.140 --> 0:05:36.740 Oh, so she might be the next lady pope. Maybe, yeah. 0:05:37.220 --> 0:05:42.720 We slept in a hostel head to toe. Same bed? 0:05:43.060 --> 0:05:44.990 In a single bed? A single bunk bed? 0:05:45.060 --> 0:05:48.630 Yeah, a single twin bed. It was sort of like 0:05:51.290 --> 0:05:55.290 Grandpa Joe and I was little Charlie, and we were 0:05:55.330 --> 0:05:56.109 in bed together. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.539 I mean, actually, in that movie, Charlie's never in the 0:05:59.580 --> 0:06:01.360 bed with the grandparents. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:04.360 I watch it again. I'm pretty sure he sleeps with 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:05.760 his grandfather every night. 0:06:06.060 --> 0:06:10.260 No, no. It's the two sets of grandparents sleep in 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:11.320 a bed. 0:06:11.350 --> 0:06:13.090 I thought they had some sort of that was like 0:06:13.170 --> 0:06:14.710 a romantic. 0:06:15.850 --> 0:06:22.190 Oh, Charlie has a romantic attraction to Willie. Willy Wonka. Yeah. 0:06:23.260 --> 0:06:24.280 And then Willie. 0:06:24.339 --> 0:06:30.690 So who does grandpa, who's grandpa Joe into his, his wife, grandma, Joe. Okay, 0:06:30.740 --> 0:06:32.650 then why does he sleep with Charlie in the bed? 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.100 He doesn't sleep with Charlie in the bed. You've created this. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:39.540 I create, okay. You've invented it in your mind. He 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.300 drinks a fizzy bubble drink, and they both float up 0:06:42.339 --> 0:06:45.520 in a tube together, but they're never in the same bed. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.280 Well, speaking of fizzy drinks, I went out to this 0:06:48.380 --> 0:06:49.940 nightclub in Rome. 0:06:50.100 --> 0:06:52.960 Well, can I ask you one question about sleeping? Now, 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.900 were you butt to butt with your grandmother? Because even 0:06:55.940 --> 0:07:01.089 if you're head to toe, your genitals still line up. Uh, yeah. 0:07:01.110 --> 0:07:04.130 I mean, we, you're supposed to make each other warm, right? 0:07:04.670 --> 0:07:08.219 So did you dock inside your grandmother during sleep time? 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:13.300 I wouldn't say that. Okay. I mean, we, you wouldn't 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.630 say it, but I wouldn't say it. No, I wouldn't 0:07:15.810 --> 0:07:16.210 speak it. 0:07:16.530 --> 0:07:17.670 Right. Okay. 0:07:18.610 --> 0:07:22.630 So one of the nights I went out to this 0:07:22.770 --> 0:07:25.550 nightclub and they did have fizzy drinks there. It was 0:07:25.730 --> 0:07:29.480 fucking amazing. Alcoholic drinks or just soda? Are you allowed 0:07:29.500 --> 0:07:32.480 to drink alcohol? They had alcohol. They had crazy like 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:38.200 Italian cocaine. The name of this place was Manicott or Manicotti. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.980 I don't know how to say it. If you watch 0:07:41.060 --> 0:07:44.500 the Sopranos, they say Manicott. Which one is which one's right? 0:07:45.290 --> 0:07:49.550 Man-a-ga. Man-a-ga. Man-a-ga. 0:07:49.950 --> 0:07:55.110 Man-a-ga. You get man-a-ga. Man-a-ga cheese. Man-a-cheese. 0:07:55.650 --> 0:07:56.510 Man-cheese. 0:07:56.930 --> 0:07:59.620 Man-cheese. So I went, that's what it's, I guess that's 0:07:59.650 --> 0:08:02.480 where the name came from, man-cheese, because it kind of 0:08:02.500 --> 0:08:04.700 looks like a dick and it's cheese inside. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:09.300 Well, yeah, that's actually the biological description of a penis. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:10.140 Of a manicotti. 0:08:10.900 --> 0:08:12.000 And a manicotti. 0:08:12.620 --> 0:08:15.470 Okay, well, I went to this nightclub, and I fucking partied. 0:08:15.490 --> 0:08:17.190 I met this really. 0:08:16.930 --> 0:08:19.560 Beautiful- Wow, Italian nightclubs are hot. They put on that 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:20.460 hot Italian disco. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:21.740 Well, I met a really hot woman there. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.200 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:31.270 Yeah, she was- Her name was Rosalita, and she was 0:08:31.410 --> 0:08:32.709 absolutely gorgeous. 0:08:33.030 --> 0:08:33.429 Wow. 0:08:33.790 --> 0:08:37.189 Yeah. What was she doing around you? Did she think 0:08:37.210 --> 0:08:39.390 you were a urinal or a toilet? I don't know. 0:08:39.490 --> 0:08:43.360 She just kept— I was like, hey. She's like, are you thirsty? 0:08:44.860 --> 0:08:46.820 And I was like, yes. And then she bought me 0:08:46.860 --> 0:08:47.700 a bunch of drinks. 0:08:47.860 --> 0:08:48.020 Wow. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:49.780 And we had the best fucking night. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:50.640 Whoa. 0:08:50.660 --> 0:08:54.949 Yeah. you know cut to like a fucking cheryl yeah 0:08:54.970 --> 0:08:57.210 sorry about that well cut to a few hours later 0:08:57.350 --> 0:09:00.490 i wake up in this weird ass fucking room okay 0:09:01.190 --> 0:09:05.010 and it was like this huge you know ceremonial room 0:09:05.030 --> 0:09:09.680 like a big ball room essentially um and it was 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:13.020 there were a lot of people in masks and a 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.770 lot of people in gowns And there was this crazy 0:09:16.850 --> 0:09:21.370 music playing. Someone was like hitting a gong over and 0:09:21.470 --> 0:09:28.270 over again. And then they said this weird, like fun 0:09:28.530 --> 0:09:31.150 Italian saying, I don't know what they were singing, some 0:09:31.210 --> 0:09:36.550 sort of opera. And it was crazy. And I guess 0:09:36.580 --> 0:09:38.840 they had to draw my blood for us to have 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:42.050 a good time. So that's what they did. And then, 0:09:42.390 --> 0:09:44.540 you know, I don't know. I passed out after all 0:09:44.580 --> 0:09:48.679 that blood was taken from me. And they basically like 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.520 they prick your chest and they like withdraw. 0:09:51.540 --> 0:09:55.860 Well, they took blood from your heart. Directly from your heart? Well, 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:58.480 from the chest area, yeah. Oh, boy, Kyle. 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:00.740 Anyway, that was fun, and then I also got, like, 0:10:00.780 --> 0:10:02.960 an espresso the other day, and. 0:10:03.420 --> 0:10:03.760 Hold on. 0:10:03.780 --> 0:10:05.520 What else? I had some gelato. 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:07.380 Right, right. Let's roll back. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:08.990 We were on the Spanish Steps. That was nice. 0:10:09.210 --> 0:10:15.850 That's great, Kyle, but let's go back, I think, and I... Okay, 0:10:15.890 --> 0:10:16.550 listen to me. 0:10:16.570 --> 0:10:20.150 I think you might have. 0:10:20.170 --> 0:10:23.170 Will you stop mumbling yourself? Listen to me. 0:10:23.210 --> 0:10:23.410 Yeah. 0:10:24.429 --> 0:10:29.370 I think it's very possible that you might have stumbled 0:10:29.429 --> 0:10:32.790 into a secret society ritual, Kyle. 0:10:33.630 --> 0:10:34.370 That's crazy. 0:10:34.530 --> 0:10:37.510 What are you talking about? I think this woman was 0:10:37.650 --> 0:10:40.900 what they call a bait Bella. 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:42.880 Like an agent? Yeah. 0:10:44.090 --> 0:10:48.130 Yeah, sort of like an agent who works for the 0:10:48.170 --> 0:10:51.130 secret society to bait young men to. 0:10:52.910 --> 0:10:53.890 Be drugged. 0:10:53.910 --> 0:10:57.750 I've heard about this before. And then brought into their 0:10:57.809 --> 0:11:05.890 rituals where they do a series of ritualistic bloodlettings. It 0:11:05.970 --> 0:11:12.660 is called the Sanguine Dedei. It's a secret Masonic lodge 0:11:12.750 --> 0:11:19.189 within the Catholic Church that is responsible for assassinating Pope John. 0:11:20.730 --> 0:11:25.060 Before Pope John Paul II took the throne. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.660 That sounds really scary. Well, you know what? I woke up. 0:11:29.700 --> 0:11:33.520 I did have... I felt like I had a religious experience, 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.980 like I saw God that night, which is nuts. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:37.620 Visions, of course. 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:41.160 I had visions, exactly. So you think I was initiated 0:11:41.220 --> 0:11:43.420 into some fucking secret society? 0:11:43.590 --> 0:11:48.890 Well, you were not necessarily initiated, Kyle, but you were 0:11:49.170 --> 0:11:54.750 part of a ritual practice. The gong is actually being 0:11:54.870 --> 0:12:00.510 banged at a particular hertz. The vibration is loosening the 0:12:00.790 --> 0:12:06.819 vibratory rhythms of your cells in order to transmute you 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:12.040 into a vessel for a demon or other or angel 0:12:12.620 --> 0:12:17.560 angels or demons. Angels and demons to come through you 0:12:18.340 --> 0:12:21.640 so that you become a vessel for which they can communicate. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.719 Do you remember at all whether the language you were 0:12:24.780 --> 0:12:27.400 hearing was actually coming from you? No. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:32.460 I woke up and it was like a little voice, 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:34.240 a little cute voice. 0:12:34.540 --> 0:12:34.980 Right. 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:38.240 Images that are passing through my mind. I woke up, 0:12:38.300 --> 0:12:40.920 I was in a tunnel. I went back. I woke 0:12:41.059 --> 0:12:45.110 up again. I was walking down a street in Rome. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:48.350 I woke up. I went past that again. I woke 0:12:48.450 --> 0:12:51.710 up and I was in like some store, some crazy 0:12:51.809 --> 0:12:52.350 secret place. 0:12:52.830 --> 0:12:56.190 A secret store with all kinds of different objects and items? 0:12:56.250 --> 0:12:59.470 And were you required to take one of these items? 0:12:59.530 --> 0:13:02.550 Well, yeah. I mean, it's this guy right here. 0:13:02.980 --> 0:13:04.380 Oh, God, a mugwai. 0:13:05.100 --> 0:13:09.680 Yeah, well, I was asked to purchase this little cutesy guy. 0:13:09.700 --> 0:13:10.920 You had to pay your own money for it? 0:13:10.940 --> 0:13:13.439 I had to hide him in my luggage, and he 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:14.400 came back with me. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:15.470 Right, right. 0:13:15.660 --> 0:13:17.670 And he's real. He's incredible. 0:13:18.130 --> 0:13:22.630 Okay, listen to me, Kyle. You have been marked. You 0:13:22.670 --> 0:13:25.820 have been marked by this secret society and you are 0:13:25.900 --> 0:13:29.700 now going through a series of events that you cannot 0:13:29.820 --> 0:13:31.199 change or control. 0:13:31.220 --> 0:13:34.300 What are you talking about? Like the butterfly effect? 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:39.510 Oh, that butterfly effect is time travel. That's something totally different. 0:13:39.530 --> 0:13:40.569 What about the movie 23 with Jim Carrey? 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:47.560 Sort of like 23, which is, of course, the idea 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:51.030 that the number 23 recurs everywhere because it has a 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:52.469 symbolic nature. 0:13:52.710 --> 0:13:53.230 Jordan. 0:13:53.250 --> 0:13:55.210 Huh? 0:13:55.230 --> 0:13:55.929 Michael Jordan. 0:13:56.450 --> 0:13:58.630 Yeah, well, you can look at any number and, of course, 0:13:58.650 --> 0:14:02.210 you'll find something for it. But, you know, 23, two 0:14:02.250 --> 0:14:06.449 and three is five. Five is the five points of 0:14:06.490 --> 0:14:11.690 the pentagram or pentagon, which is a magic symbol that Wait. 0:14:11.790 --> 0:14:13.250 Is that the Satan shit? 0:14:13.490 --> 0:14:17.550 When it's reversed, when it's up in the correct order, 0:14:17.670 --> 0:14:18.710 it's a pentacle. 0:14:18.809 --> 0:14:20.490 It's a symbol of magic. 0:14:21.090 --> 0:14:25.520 And also, if you look at Christ's crucifixion or the 0:14:25.540 --> 0:14:31.540 Vitruvian man drawn by Leonardo da Vinci, you would see 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:35.800 that he is in the shape of a pentacle. When inversed, 0:14:36.450 --> 0:14:41.890 It is the harbinger of darkness bringing forces into this world, Kyle, 0:14:42.250 --> 0:14:44.290 from which there is no escape. 0:14:44.770 --> 0:14:48.460 All right, you're starting to scare me, okay? Well, that's okay. 0:14:48.900 --> 0:14:51.580 I actually had a great time, and I think maybe 0:14:51.620 --> 0:14:53.400 part of the reason I didn't freak out is I've 0:14:53.420 --> 0:14:56.380 been taking Mind Melon about this weird trip, and it's 0:14:56.460 --> 0:14:59.320 calmed me down. You are taking your Mind Melon three 0:14:59.340 --> 0:15:01.640 times a day? I'm taking my Mind Melon, and it's 0:15:01.780 --> 0:15:05.340 helping me out. Maybe it's... you know, connecting me to 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:09.860 some sort of other, I don't know, to more to my, 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.860 my being, my soul. 0:15:12.020 --> 0:15:12.440 Right. 0:15:12.820 --> 0:15:15.870 And I, Mind Melon can do that. It can actually 0:15:15.890 --> 0:15:18.370 be a good topic for us to talk about, about religion. 0:15:18.390 --> 0:15:21.290 It's funny that you mentioned this, Kyle, that this was 0:15:21.330 --> 0:15:26.160 your experience because today's topic just happens to be religion 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:27.020 and science. 0:15:27.490 --> 0:15:28.370 Get out of here. 0:15:28.410 --> 0:15:30.710 Yeah, so we're going to be able to talk about it. 0:15:30.710 --> 0:15:31.770 All right, perfect. 0:15:31.850 --> 0:15:34.520 And make sure that you take care of your mugwai 0:15:34.580 --> 0:15:36.060 while we do this. 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.800 So I saw, I will, I will. So I saw 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:40.580 a lot of religious shit. 0:15:40.980 --> 0:15:41.420 Right. 0:15:41.620 --> 0:15:42.930 I don't want to call it shit. A lot of 0:15:42.950 --> 0:15:46.630 religious garbage when I was in college. italy right it's 0:15:46.870 --> 0:15:52.290 everywhere they're like obsessed with god and there's so many 0:15:52.370 --> 0:15:57.130 churches and you know there's like a jewish quarter in 0:15:57.170 --> 0:16:02.290 rome it's like disturbing right so like what what is 0:16:02.730 --> 0:16:04.730 what the hell. 0:16:04.030 --> 0:16:08.210 Is religion well what is that Let's get it out. 0:16:08.510 --> 0:16:11.520 Let's start. Well, I feel I feel the word of 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:13.120 God moving through me. 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.160 Is that what coughs are? Is that why people say 0:16:15.260 --> 0:16:16.440 bless you to a cough? 0:16:16.820 --> 0:16:19.200 Well, they say bless you to a sneeze. 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:22.180 But I mean, by accident, sometimes people cough and you 0:16:22.220 --> 0:16:23.160 say bless you. 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:23.680 Right. 0:16:23.700 --> 0:16:25.680 Well, you're a fucking idiot if you do that. 0:16:25.780 --> 0:16:26.000 Right. 0:16:26.020 --> 0:16:29.780 Anyone who whenever someone coughs and someone says bless you. 0:16:30.330 --> 0:16:34.050 That person immediately is like, oh, man, I'm a fucking idiot. 0:16:34.070 --> 0:16:36.510 And the person who coughs is always like, I just cough. 0:16:36.690 --> 0:16:37.530 I just cough. 0:16:37.620 --> 0:16:40.920 They're angry. Like there's a huge difference. There is such 0:16:41.060 --> 0:16:43.920 a big difference between a cough and a sneeze. And 0:16:43.980 --> 0:16:47.200 why God moving through you through a sneeze. But God 0:16:47.220 --> 0:16:49.560 would never move through you through a cough. No, God 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:51.390 would never move through a cough. 0:16:51.430 --> 0:16:53.730 The reason they say bless you is because when you sneeze, 0:16:53.790 --> 0:16:57.030 the belief was that your spirit actually escaped your body. 0:16:57.270 --> 0:17:00.590 Your body, but a cough is not. So spirits escape 0:17:00.690 --> 0:17:03.720 out of the nose and not the mouth. A cough 0:17:03.790 --> 0:17:05.139 is just a mouth fart. 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:05.960 Okay. 0:17:06.180 --> 0:17:07.240 So what's a sneeze? 0:17:07.300 --> 0:17:08.340 Isn't it a nose fart? 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:13.860 It's– yeah, but it's involuntary. As we know, we all 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:16.419 control our farts and choose when to make them and 0:17:16.460 --> 0:17:17.160 when not to. 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:21.710 Okay, but what about coughs? Are you saying they're involuntary? 0:17:21.930 --> 0:17:25.490 No, coughs are also voluntary. You're choosing to cough at 0:17:25.530 --> 0:17:26.690 a subconscious level. 0:17:26.910 --> 0:17:30.350 So the fact that I'm choosing it means God– or like– 0:17:30.660 --> 0:17:33.300 you know god isn't the spirit isn't coming out of me. 0:17:33.420 --> 0:17:36.359 Well of course because ye who usurps the power of 0:17:36.420 --> 0:17:40.780 god yeah and assumes the mantle as man what about 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.899 shall be struck down coming out of me taking a 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:48.280 shit piss oh yeah uh no pissing is just you 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:51.540 know you got pissed i mean yeah you gotta go 0:17:51.619 --> 0:17:56.070 kyle you know okay yeah But shitting is an act 0:17:56.130 --> 0:17:59.610 of God because it's the act of creation. It's actually 0:17:59.670 --> 0:18:01.730 in the unbearable lightness of being. 0:18:01.750 --> 0:18:05.990 And on the ninth day, he created shit. 0:18:06.470 --> 0:18:10.240 There's no ninth day. There's the ninth gate, which stars 0:18:10.300 --> 0:18:11.000 Johnny Depp. 0:18:11.570 --> 0:18:13.510 There is no ninth day. Why can't there be a 0:18:13.570 --> 0:18:14.150 ninth day? 0:18:14.450 --> 0:18:16.990 Because there's only seven days in a week, Kyle. 0:18:17.050 --> 0:18:21.389 Yeah, but that's base seven. We could say base nine, 0:18:21.630 --> 0:18:23.250 and then there's nine days in a week. 0:18:23.570 --> 0:18:26.030 Well, what would those other two days be called? Because 0:18:26.070 --> 0:18:31.790 we have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 0:18:32.070 --> 0:18:35.070 So what's the next day? You got to name two 0:18:35.090 --> 0:18:36.230 more days. Fun day. 0:18:37.350 --> 0:18:39.970 Fun day. Okay, close to Sunday, but all right. 0:18:39.990 --> 0:18:40.450 But different. 0:18:41.050 --> 0:18:42.050 A little different, yeah. 0:18:43.090 --> 0:18:44.970 And Cunday. 0:18:45.830 --> 0:18:54.419 Well, now, Kyle. So it's Sunday, Funday, and then Cunday? 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.480 Okay. Yeah. 0:18:56.580 --> 0:18:59.390 So all the other days, they have some variety. I mean, 0:18:59.430 --> 0:19:01.450 you have Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday. 0:19:01.510 --> 0:19:03.190 You want to change it? It's Lunday. 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:07.060 It's still in the un. You can't come up with 0:19:07.260 --> 0:19:12.359 anything like even like try day or like chatter day. 0:19:12.380 --> 0:19:12.460 Okay. 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.320 I mean, it's just like there's no invention. 0:19:17.380 --> 0:19:18.020 Sundane. 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:19.920 Well, yeah, but then you're losing the day. You need 0:19:19.940 --> 0:19:22.179 the day. You got to know it's a day. 0:19:22.910 --> 0:19:23.490 Sunday day. 0:19:23.930 --> 0:19:25.970 Sundane is like a sundane cook. 0:19:26.210 --> 0:19:27.770 Sunday day. How about that? 0:19:28.980 --> 0:19:32.300 But that's OK. Well, that's just you're just describing daytime 0:19:32.340 --> 0:19:36.620 during Sunday. So it's again, this is why there's only 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:41.670 seven days. They tried, Kyle. Greater scholars than you have tried. 0:19:41.790 --> 0:19:44.629 Many people throughout history have said, well, why don't we 0:19:44.650 --> 0:19:46.290 have a ninth day, a 10th day, a 12th day? 0:19:46.630 --> 0:19:49.900 But then they get there and they go, fuck, they 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:52.040 really nailed it with the seven days. 0:19:52.180 --> 0:19:56.020 There's no seven days due. Like Saturday is the day 0:19:56.060 --> 0:19:56.800 of Sabbath. 0:19:56.859 --> 0:19:57.020 Right. 0:19:57.060 --> 0:19:58.480 Which leads us back to God. 0:19:59.050 --> 0:20:03.110 Is that right? Yeah, but it's named after Satan, the destructor. 0:20:03.230 --> 0:20:06.409 Okay, so Sunday is named after the sun god. Is 0:20:06.430 --> 0:20:06.889 that right? 0:20:07.130 --> 0:20:11.670 So Saturn is the eater of all gods, containing an 0:20:12.290 --> 0:20:17.930 absolute darkness. It is an absence of soul and reality itself. 0:20:18.090 --> 0:20:20.010 That's why Saturday is sort of like a day you 0:20:20.030 --> 0:20:20.790 get fucked up. 0:20:21.070 --> 0:20:25.470 And who's Monday? Monday is named after Garfield? Oh, the moon. 0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:29.119 Otherwise, it would be called Lasagna Day. You know what 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:29.889 I'm talking about? 0:20:29.910 --> 0:20:33.150 Okay, so it's after the moon, and then Tuesday must be? 0:20:33.990 --> 0:20:35.270 Tuesday is, well. 0:20:36.670 --> 0:20:37.290 Second, two. 0:20:37.750 --> 0:20:39.970 Second day. Yeah, it's the second day. Two, Tuesday. It's 0:20:39.990 --> 0:20:43.460 the second day. Then Wednesday is like, when the fuck's 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:46.200 this week going to be over? You know, that's what 0:20:46.260 --> 0:20:47.419 Wednesday is all about. 0:20:47.560 --> 0:20:50.520 Okay. And Thursday was a mistake. 0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:52.000 Thursday was a mistake. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:55.140 It was actually the first Saturday. First Saturday. 0:20:55.200 --> 0:20:57.620 It was supposed to be Saturday, and then they fucked up. 0:20:57.800 --> 0:21:00.920 And Friday, everyone's cooking before the Sabbath, so they're frying. 0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:01.880 They're frying their fish. 0:21:01.940 --> 0:21:03.199 And then we're back to Satan's day. 0:21:03.220 --> 0:21:05.100 And then you're back to Satan's day. And then, of course, 0:21:05.140 --> 0:21:09.260 God comes in. God always goes, excuse me, I'm number one. 0:21:09.530 --> 0:21:10.720 And so then he gets Sunday. 0:21:12.650 --> 0:21:15.990 Okay, so tell me what religion actually is. 0:21:16.190 --> 0:21:20.730 What is religion? So religion, of course, scholars have studied 0:21:20.770 --> 0:21:27.490 religion since some practice of religion has occurred since the 0:21:27.550 --> 0:21:32.719 beginning of Eddie Murphy's time when mankind first came out 0:21:32.780 --> 0:21:37.760 of the sludges of the swamps and left the caves 0:21:37.820 --> 0:21:44.540 of Africa to explore the Fertile Crescent. And as mankind, 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:46.960 which has had about a hundred. 0:21:47.020 --> 0:21:49.580 I thought that it was always a joke that teachers 0:21:49.619 --> 0:21:50.540 were talking about. 0:21:50.869 --> 0:21:51.939 What? 0:21:52.109 --> 0:21:54.230 I thought Fertile Crescent meant like butt crack. 0:21:55.010 --> 0:21:57.250 First off, I think most people would think it meant 0:21:57.330 --> 0:21:59.409 like a pussy. Really? 0:21:59.430 --> 0:22:01.129 The Fertile Crescent? 0:22:01.470 --> 0:22:02.170 The Fertile Crescent. 0:22:02.190 --> 0:22:07.220 It's fertile, meaning it makes little- Which would be the vagina- 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:12.520 You just said the shit was act of creation. 0:22:12.740 --> 0:22:16.889 That's different. Making a shit is the act of creating 0:22:16.950 --> 0:22:18.050 something out of your butt. 0:22:18.130 --> 0:22:20.850 You think vaginas are shaped like crescents? 0:22:20.869 --> 0:22:22.530 Is that a crescent? 0:22:23.270 --> 0:22:25.690 No, butt cracks are crescents. They're round. 0:22:26.450 --> 0:22:29.960 The fertile crescent is considered a place in which things 0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:32.530 could grow and develop and life comes out of it. 0:22:33.020 --> 0:22:33.879 Shit is death. 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:35.180 Okay. 0:22:35.380 --> 0:22:39.040 This is why men, our only ability is to create 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:43.290 more death by shitting. So even when we create something, 0:22:43.350 --> 0:22:44.929 it's just a pile of dead shit. 0:22:57.390 --> 0:23:00.459 Why is there religion? What is that about? Why do 0:23:00.500 --> 0:23:01.230 we need it? 0:23:01.500 --> 0:23:05.300 Well, people, think about the ancient people. They would wander 0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:10.840 the plains trying to find an antelope to kill, and 0:23:10.900 --> 0:23:13.800 they would go back to the fire in the cave 0:23:13.859 --> 0:23:15.700 and drag a woman by her hair. 0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:18.030 Like I did with my grandma out of bed. 0:23:18.380 --> 0:23:24.110 Yeah, well, and so you are tapping into ancient primal instincts, Kyle. 0:23:24.250 --> 0:23:25.110 It felt that way. 0:23:25.390 --> 0:23:30.290 But back then, let's say the rumble of thunder appears 0:23:30.390 --> 0:23:36.510 in the sky. and lightning bolts strike down. These simple-minded 0:23:36.590 --> 0:23:39.300 idiots didn't know what the fuck was going on, so 0:23:39.340 --> 0:23:43.699 they went, oh, me think there is God up there. 0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:45.960 Me think God is good. 0:23:46.000 --> 0:23:49.420 So you're saying that these were morons, essentially, and why 0:23:49.460 --> 0:23:53.770 do we still do what morons do if it's so moronic? 0:23:54.390 --> 0:23:57.800 Well, because if you think about it, Really, they were 0:23:57.840 --> 0:24:02.920 pursuing the first science. And they said, well, why is 0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:07.340 the thunder happening? And the problem was is that most 0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:12.139 people are stupid. So they go, oh, there is thunder. 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:13.270 God is mad. 0:24:13.290 --> 0:24:16.030 It actually sounds like you sounded like ACDC there. 0:24:16.750 --> 0:24:18.290 Thunder, yeah. 0:24:18.310 --> 0:24:18.409 Yeah. 0:24:19.050 --> 0:24:22.230 Now, then there's one nerd in the back of the cave, 0:24:22.369 --> 0:24:26.440 one weak nerd who everyone's like, we should stone this guy. 0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:29.360 But they're like, he invented fire. So maybe we should 0:24:29.380 --> 0:24:33.220 keep him around. And he sits there and says, no, no, 0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:36.629 God make thunder. Something happened in sky. 0:24:38.770 --> 0:24:41.879 And he was probably stoned and stabbed. 0:24:41.930 --> 0:24:44.100 Then they would probably kill him after that, but he 0:24:44.160 --> 0:24:45.580 was the first scientist. 0:24:46.060 --> 0:24:48.900 Okay, well, do you believe in religion? Because I know 0:24:48.940 --> 0:24:49.300 you were born. 0:24:49.320 --> 0:24:51.000 Of course, I'm a dedicated Catholic, yeah. 0:24:51.240 --> 0:24:53.159 Oh, you're Catholic. I love it. 0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:53.639 I'm a Catholic. 0:24:53.660 --> 0:24:54.800 I didn't think you were Catholic. 0:24:54.820 --> 0:25:00.770 But the origin of religions, initially religions, were localized. They 0:25:00.810 --> 0:25:06.950 were usually idolatrous, worshipping some sort of sacred tree trunk 0:25:07.150 --> 0:25:08.230 or a little carpet. 0:25:08.750 --> 0:25:14.330 Sorry excuse me say that again tree trunk okay. 0:25:16.250 --> 0:25:28.669 Fucking prick so the so oh they would worship an 0:25:28.890 --> 0:25:32.750 idol a carved stone or you know for instance it 0:25:32.869 --> 0:25:36.670 used to be that mentally ill people were worshipped so 0:25:36.710 --> 0:25:40.750 like some babbling god fucking idiot who was like, I 0:25:40.790 --> 0:25:44.240 could see the speaking through me and I am, my 0:25:44.300 --> 0:25:48.060 name is Deborah and I am from the other dimension. 0:25:48.300 --> 0:25:51.920 Back then, instead of locking that fucking loon up, they 0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:54.420 would go, wow, you're great. 0:25:54.540 --> 0:25:59.330 So you're saying that people who had mental health issues 0:25:59.650 --> 0:26:02.689 were actually privileged to Oh, they. 0:26:02.550 --> 0:26:05.429 Were not only privileged, they were worshipped. So religion is 0:26:05.490 --> 0:26:08.510 born out of worshipping the rantings of the mentally ill 0:26:09.010 --> 0:26:13.389 and following a little stone carved thing around and being like, wow, 0:26:13.430 --> 0:26:19.340 this thing's pretty great. And then eventually the Gnostic religion, 0:26:20.420 --> 0:26:21.340 which was. 0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:22.859 A– Italian dish. 0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:29.280 An Italian dish, very tasty, puffy little potato pastas. But 0:26:29.300 --> 0:26:32.949 it also was the beginning of the idea of God 0:26:33.010 --> 0:26:36.680 as a duality. That there was the front face of God, 0:26:37.090 --> 0:26:41.030 which was the visible God that understood our reality and 0:26:41.109 --> 0:26:43.290 actually had a hand in shaping it. 0:26:43.290 --> 0:26:45.210 So God was technically a butter face. 0:26:45.950 --> 0:26:49.260 Yes, God was a total butter face because then God 0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:53.600 had an invisible, ugly, gross face that was totally unaware 0:26:53.740 --> 0:26:56.480 of the reality it was creating. It was just simply 0:26:56.600 --> 0:26:57.680 mere creation. 0:26:57.840 --> 0:27:02.330 So people were essentially, back then, you're saying, putting... a 0:27:02.450 --> 0:27:04.670 bag over god's head. 0:27:04.530 --> 0:27:06.369 Yeah they were like put a bag on it and 0:27:06.390 --> 0:27:09.330 then i'll fuck him right but you know not now 0:27:09.390 --> 0:27:11.670 he's got a him but if he's got a him 0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:13.840 no god's got a pussy and a. 0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:16.740 Dick so he's got fertile crescents as well. 0:27:16.540 --> 0:27:19.320 He's got every hole you've got any hole and any 0:27:19.380 --> 0:27:23.290 pokey any possible way that god can fuck god could 0:27:23.350 --> 0:27:26.550 fuck and he can get fucked he can do it 0:27:26.630 --> 0:27:29.030 he could He likes shit play. He loves it all. 0:27:29.290 --> 0:27:32.699 That's God's whole thing. He loves everything and everyone. And 0:27:32.780 --> 0:27:34.020 is that what Catholics believe? 0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:38.680 Because I know people believe in different– there's so many religions. 0:27:38.820 --> 0:27:39.080 Right. 0:27:39.340 --> 0:27:43.200 And I saw this when I went to Rome. What 0:27:44.070 --> 0:27:46.850 are the different religions? Because there's at least three or 0:27:47.010 --> 0:27:48.330 four in the world, right? 0:27:48.410 --> 0:27:50.450 Oh, no, there's more than that, Kyle. 0:27:50.490 --> 0:27:51.130 There's many religions. 0:27:51.150 --> 0:27:53.790 All right, five, six, something like that. No, there's hundreds 0:27:53.890 --> 0:27:56.710 of religions, Kyle, but we can go through the main ones. 0:27:56.730 --> 0:27:56.810 Wow. 0:27:57.270 --> 0:28:01.040 But just to just make you understand that when the 0:28:01.100 --> 0:28:05.420 Jews show up, the Jews go, hey, what if we 0:28:05.500 --> 0:28:10.520 just had a God named Elohim and also Jehovah, which 0:28:10.619 --> 0:28:13.430 is essentially copying the. 0:28:13.550 --> 0:28:15.470 Now, Elohim is plural, is that right? 0:28:16.130 --> 0:28:21.429 Elohim would be the face of God that is plural 0:28:21.510 --> 0:28:26.150 and is the idea that We're representational of our relationship 0:28:26.190 --> 0:28:28.810 to God, that we are a being of God, whereas 0:28:28.930 --> 0:28:35.689 Jehovah is the punishing force of nature of God, the 0:28:35.820 --> 0:28:37.340 fire and brimstone. 0:28:37.520 --> 0:28:38.820 Therefore, the butterface. 0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:42.100 The butterface. But also, don't forget the devil, because for 0:28:42.140 --> 0:28:44.480 every God, you got to have a devil. Now, where 0:28:44.520 --> 0:28:45.100 does for. 0:28:44.940 --> 0:28:46.900 The Jews, where does the dreidel come in? 0:28:48.220 --> 0:28:52.740 The dreidel was initially Jews because, you know, they love money. 0:28:53.220 --> 0:28:56.650 They would gamble on who would go to heaven and 0:28:56.790 --> 0:29:02.490 who would have their consciousness destroyed in Jewish hell. So 0:29:02.570 --> 0:29:05.170 because there's no real hell in Judaism. It's just if 0:29:05.190 --> 0:29:09.220 you're really terrible, your entire being gets destroyed. It's sort 0:29:09.260 --> 0:29:12.280 of like the Phantom Zone in Superman. 0:29:12.540 --> 0:29:12.760 Yeah. 0:29:13.110 --> 0:29:14.910 You know, it's fucking stupid. So. 0:29:15.190 --> 0:29:15.450 All right. 0:29:15.490 --> 0:29:18.080 So tell me about like, what is Christianity? Why do 0:29:18.100 --> 0:29:19.900 they call it Christianity? 0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:23.780 So Jesus Christ. So God fucked his own mom and 0:29:23.820 --> 0:29:25.280 then had himself as a baby. 0:29:26.060 --> 0:29:27.920 Christ. So wait a second. 0:29:28.860 --> 0:29:29.219 Yeah. 0:29:29.580 --> 0:29:30.120 Christ. 0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:30.920 Christian. 0:29:31.110 --> 0:29:32.010 Christian Christ. 0:29:32.050 --> 0:29:37.110 Christian Christ. Has anyone ever put that together? Yes, Kyle. 0:29:38.630 --> 0:29:38.890 Yeah. 0:29:39.910 --> 0:29:40.760 So. put it together. 0:29:40.780 --> 0:29:41.360 You knew that. 0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:42.800 I did. 0:29:42.820 --> 0:29:43.979 I did know. You knew that. 0:29:44.020 --> 0:29:46.960 They say it differently. It's not Jesus Christ. 0:29:47.400 --> 0:29:49.320 No, it's Jesus Christ Almighty. 0:29:49.340 --> 0:29:52.420 That's what I'm saying. So Christian, why would you think 0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:55.900 Christ and Christ are the same thing? I feel like 0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:58.570 I just said that and now you're pretending like you 0:29:58.640 --> 0:29:59.050 knew that. 0:29:59.240 --> 0:30:03.830 No, I knew it because Christianity is Peter. 0:30:03.850 --> 0:30:05.190 You don't say Jesus Christ. 0:30:06.070 --> 0:30:09.170 Oh, but Paul had a lateral lisp, so he did. 0:30:09.660 --> 0:30:12.120 So when they built the church on the rock of 0:30:12.400 --> 0:30:15.570 Peter or Paul or Mary, who the fuck knows, one 0:30:15.610 --> 0:30:20.530 of those folk musicians, and then he went, Jesus Christ, 0:30:20.570 --> 0:30:24.390 and everyone would make fun of him. And then he went, Christianity. 0:30:24.710 --> 0:30:27.650 And they said, oh, wow, this guy, he's on to something. 0:30:27.730 --> 0:30:30.350 And they felt bad for him. So they just said, sure, 0:30:30.390 --> 0:30:33.890 we won't call it Christianity. We'll call it Christianity, dude. 0:30:34.030 --> 0:30:36.430 It's cool. And you're like, thank you. 0:30:36.610 --> 0:30:40.860 Now, did that come before or after Scientology? 0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:45.260 Way before. I'm going to blow your mind right now, Kyle. 0:30:45.740 --> 0:30:47.580 Jesus was a Jew. 0:30:47.600 --> 0:30:47.680 Yeah. 0:30:51.190 --> 0:30:51.630 Christ. 0:30:51.730 --> 0:30:53.730 No, he was killed by the Jews. 0:30:54.050 --> 0:30:57.490 No. Actually, although, yes, the Jews and Pontius Pilate got 0:30:57.510 --> 0:30:58.970 together and were like, we got to get rid of 0:30:59.030 --> 0:31:02.030 this guy. But he was a Jew. He was just 0:31:02.230 --> 0:31:06.810 a rabble-rousing Jew. He was a Jew that... Christ was 0:31:06.850 --> 0:31:09.350 the kind of Jew that if he was around today, 0:31:09.670 --> 0:31:11.430 he'd be labeled an anti-Semite. 0:31:11.530 --> 0:31:12.670 He's Bernie Sanders. 0:31:13.230 --> 0:31:16.020 He was the Bernie Sanders of his time, but he 0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:17.479 didn't smell as bad. 0:31:17.500 --> 0:31:18.560 Right. 0:31:18.600 --> 0:31:22.490 And... So now you have Christianity, but you've got to 0:31:22.540 --> 0:31:26.540 think of all the types of Christian. There's Baptist, and 0:31:26.580 --> 0:31:28.960 those are the ones who go to the tents. They're 0:31:28.980 --> 0:31:33.620 in tents, and they're like, oh, Lord, out with Satan, out. 0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:35.160 What's a Protestant? 0:31:35.610 --> 0:31:40.730 A Protestant is essentially a Jew that calls themselves a Christian. 0:31:41.690 --> 0:31:45.550 Okay, and what's a Mormon? What's that? A Mormon is— 0:31:45.630 --> 0:31:48.540 That's like a mermaid. Yeah, they're like a mermaid. 0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:51.760 So they're like, a Mormon is like a mermaid in 0:31:51.780 --> 0:31:55.180 the sense that they're not real. The religion is. 0:31:55.140 --> 0:31:57.490 Based on- And do they live, do they also have 0:31:57.590 --> 0:31:59.530 shells over their tits? 0:32:00.430 --> 0:32:02.590 Well, no, this was the whole thing about the Mormons 0:32:02.670 --> 0:32:06.640 is that the Mormons wanted to show some super young tits. 0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:10.620 That was their big thing. So- They were a group 0:32:10.660 --> 0:32:14.219 of pederasts who wanted to have sex with teenagers, and 0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:17.940 so they made a whole religious justification for why they 0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:18.510 could do that. 0:32:18.530 --> 0:32:21.770 That's fucking hilarious. And what about– does that have anything 0:32:21.810 --> 0:32:24.550 to do with– was Paul Bunyan their god? 0:32:24.610 --> 0:32:28.110 Is that– am I getting that right? Yes, Paul Bunyan 0:32:28.310 --> 0:32:32.989 is their god, and what he would do is he– Oh, 0:32:33.030 --> 0:32:36.610 he had terrible. Yeah, he had terrible, terrible feet. That's 0:32:36.630 --> 0:32:38.390 why he had to walk around with an axe, which 0:32:38.430 --> 0:32:39.230 was like a crutch. 0:32:39.610 --> 0:32:42.350 And his I guess his big toe was pointed in. 0:32:42.650 --> 0:32:43.170 Is that right? 0:32:43.410 --> 0:32:45.290 Well, what happened was, you know, he had a big 0:32:45.370 --> 0:32:47.490 blue ox that went everywhere with him. And when he 0:32:47.540 --> 0:32:49.820 would go to sleep, the blue ox would nibble on 0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:54.000 his tootsles and it would cause these horrible bunions because, 0:32:54.020 --> 0:32:57.500 you know, ox teeth are very tough. And so he 0:32:57.560 --> 0:33:01.450 was very irritated and his feet hurt. And so one 0:33:01.510 --> 0:33:04.739 day he said, I can't meet a wife because my 0:33:04.780 --> 0:33:07.460 feet are so terrible. But I know I could groom 0:33:07.500 --> 0:33:08.200 some teens. 0:33:08.730 --> 0:33:09.130 Right. 0:33:09.430 --> 0:33:12.450 Because they don't know any better. That's fucking funny. Yeah, 0:33:12.550 --> 0:33:16.930 it's real funny. So then this other guy who was- This. 0:33:16.350 --> 0:33:18.230 Is where Aesop's fables come in. 0:33:18.440 --> 0:33:21.140 Aesop and Joseph and all the other guys out there 0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:23.640 in Utah, they said, oh man, this is great. We 0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:26.280 could all have a teen harem. And so they said, 0:33:26.340 --> 0:33:29.340 how do we- justify this so that people don't think 0:33:29.380 --> 0:33:30.060 we're gross. 0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:30.460 Right. 0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:32.610 And they said, why don't we pretend there's a book 0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:36.390 of Mormon that's the secret third book of the Bible? 0:33:36.510 --> 0:33:39.370 And that's where the story of... I don't know if 0:33:39.430 --> 0:33:40.070 I'm getting this right. 0:33:40.110 --> 0:33:42.150 Paul Bunyan and Joseph... Oh, I was going. 0:33:42.030 --> 0:33:44.790 To say the rabbit versus the tortoise. The hare. The 0:33:44.810 --> 0:33:45.930 tortoise and the hare. 0:33:46.210 --> 0:33:48.230 And the founder was Joseph A. Bank. 0:33:49.010 --> 0:33:49.930 Joseph A. Bank. 0:33:50.170 --> 0:33:50.470 Yeah. 0:33:50.850 --> 0:33:51.250 Okay. 0:33:51.310 --> 0:33:53.050 You might have known his suits before. 0:33:53.090 --> 0:33:58.240 So how is that different... Oh, Joseph A. Bank, the 0:33:58.320 --> 0:33:58.960 suits guy. 0:33:59.220 --> 0:34:01.220 Yeah, he made those suits. Yeah. 0:34:02.170 --> 0:34:06.430 How is that different than the I know? OK, so 0:34:06.450 --> 0:34:10.130 we have Christianity and Judaism over here. And on this side, 0:34:10.170 --> 0:34:13.330 we have Islam and Buddhism as one big thing because 0:34:13.350 --> 0:34:14.170 they're the same. 0:34:14.310 --> 0:34:19.140 No, Islam and Buddhism are totally different. So Islam is 0:34:19.900 --> 0:34:23.660 a religion that is like the it's like the Jolt 0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:31.770 Cola of religion. So it was formed after Judaism and Christianity. 0:34:31.790 --> 0:34:37.790 And they, the Islam people, were like, we're we got 0:34:37.830 --> 0:34:42.230 to kill everybody. Unlike Christians and Jews, a very peaceful 0:34:42.310 --> 0:34:46.899 people who only wanted to preserve life. And they were 0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:52.200 always about celebrating life and treating everyone equally and fairly. 0:34:52.750 --> 0:34:53.370 But Islam. 0:34:53.410 --> 0:34:56.140 Especially in like, what, the 1100s, 1200s? 0:34:56.560 --> 0:35:00.180 Oh, in the 11 and 1200s, when the Muslims were 0:35:00.219 --> 0:35:04.840 running roughshod over southern Europe and... And a lot of 0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.500 people say, oh, well, yeah, but that was the longest 0:35:07.640 --> 0:35:13.049 period of peacetime in Southern Europe, 250 years. And all 0:35:13.130 --> 0:35:15.509 that the other religions had to do was pay a 0:35:15.570 --> 0:35:21.090 slight tax and then everyone lived in peace. But sorry, 0:35:21.110 --> 0:35:23.080 I don't pay taxes. 0:35:23.180 --> 0:35:25.439 Yeah, I don't pay taxes. And that's when the Tea 0:35:25.500 --> 0:35:26.360 Party happened. 0:35:26.739 --> 0:35:27.020 Yes. 0:35:27.100 --> 0:35:29.339 So where does Buddhism come into play? 0:35:30.100 --> 0:35:35.220 Buddhism and Confucius say, I've been around a long time, 0:35:35.430 --> 0:35:39.850 longer than any of the other religions. Buddhism's been around 0:35:39.969 --> 0:35:42.090 for thousands and thousands of years. 0:35:42.210 --> 0:35:45.670 But it's very boring. You're telling me you could have 0:35:45.690 --> 0:35:49.130 gone into the comedy store and see Eddie Murphy talking 0:35:49.170 --> 0:35:51.839 about Buddhism, making fun of Buddhism. 0:35:51.930 --> 0:35:56.459 Eddie Murphy used to open for Buddha. That's how old 0:35:56.820 --> 0:35:57.480 Buddha is. 0:35:57.820 --> 0:35:59.700 Is that why he made The Golden Child? 0:36:00.530 --> 0:36:03.890 Yes, of course. That's why he owed his whole career 0:36:03.989 --> 0:36:07.009 to Buddha. And as soon as he got some success, 0:36:07.300 --> 0:36:09.839 he said, we got to make this great movie called 0:36:09.860 --> 0:36:13.980 The Golden Child, where there's this awesome scene where I 0:36:14.460 --> 0:36:17.560 am in a sitcom set and everyone's laughing, but I'm 0:36:17.660 --> 0:36:19.940 really having an out of body experience. 0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:23.180 Sounds amazing. The Golden Child. 0:36:23.100 --> 0:36:25.700 Is one of the great movies of the 20th century. 0:36:26.430 --> 0:36:29.969 Are there any other religions that we don't? glossed over 0:36:30.140 --> 0:36:31.120 or that we're missing. 0:36:30.980 --> 0:36:37.700 Oh so many there's hinduism shintoism sikhism there's jainism and 0:36:37.739 --> 0:36:40.520 which is jainism is not what you think a lot 0:36:40.540 --> 0:36:43.759 of people go oh it's worse worshiping some you know 0:36:43.820 --> 0:36:47.460 woman named jane drives a minivan around and like yeah 0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:50.379 that's not true in the costco parking lot no the 0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:55.180 janes wore masks uh And they were the original covid people. 0:36:55.540 --> 0:36:58.540 They wore masks and they had little brooms. And wherever 0:36:58.560 --> 0:37:01.020 they would walk, they would even sweep the bugs away 0:37:01.100 --> 0:37:03.739 because the Janes didn't want to kill anything. 0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:06.279 What about some of the smaller? I did not know 0:37:06.340 --> 0:37:06.880 the Sikhs. 0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:10.219 Did you know Sikhs believe in infinite reincarnation? 0:37:11.660 --> 0:37:14.680 I don't believe– I think you feel like you're making 0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:16.959 these religions up at this point. 0:37:17.100 --> 0:37:19.359 The Baha'i religion, which was born out. 0:37:19.320 --> 0:37:21.640 Of a burp. You're just trying to– are you just 0:37:21.660 --> 0:37:22.280 saying bye? 0:37:22.560 --> 0:37:25.820 And then there's– yeah, well, you could be Baha'i sexual too, 0:37:25.930 --> 0:37:32.129 which is when you're into two religions. But then there's– well, 0:37:32.150 --> 0:37:36.470 there's cuckoo nut-nuts. And the cuckoo nut nuts. 0:37:36.510 --> 0:37:37.689 What are the cuckoo nut nuts? 0:37:37.890 --> 0:37:41.259 The cuckoo nut nuts were a small religion born out 0:37:41.280 --> 0:37:45.719 of the mountains of Switzerland. And these people worshipped the hazelnut. 0:37:46.360 --> 0:37:50.739 And they were all a little loopy and silly. And 0:37:50.780 --> 0:37:54.970 they also believed that eating too many hazelnuts would send 0:37:55.030 --> 0:37:58.430 you to a place called Nutty Town. And that was 0:37:58.489 --> 0:38:02.330 a place between heaven and hell where everyone's just crazy 0:38:02.410 --> 0:38:04.230 and bothering. 0:38:03.450 --> 0:38:04.629 You all the time. I've heard about this. 0:38:04.650 --> 0:38:04.890 Oh, shit. 0:38:04.950 --> 0:38:06.009 That's right. That's right. 0:38:06.310 --> 0:38:07.910 And then the sexology. 0:38:07.930 --> 0:38:08.730 Yeah. 0:38:08.770 --> 0:38:09.209 What's that? 0:38:09.790 --> 0:38:12.930 The sexology is the idea that you can only have 0:38:12.969 --> 0:38:17.730 a religious experience if When you're like peak cum load. 0:38:18.790 --> 0:38:22.370 Cum load? Yeah, peak cum load. That's how they refer 0:38:22.410 --> 0:38:22.640 to it. 0:38:23.030 --> 0:38:26.680 Yeah, so sexologists, this is ancient practice, actually, they would 0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:31.930 reserve their jism for up to two years. Not making 0:38:31.989 --> 0:38:33.930 a sputter. Two years. Yeah, and if they had a 0:38:34.010 --> 0:38:35.250 nocturnal emission, they. 0:38:35.190 --> 0:38:37.250 Were- What do you mean reserved? How do they do that? 0:38:37.410 --> 0:38:39.430 They would not- Are you talking about semen retention or 0:38:39.450 --> 0:38:40.130 something different? 0:38:40.190 --> 0:38:42.610 No, they would not ejaculate, Kyle, for two years. 0:38:42.650 --> 0:38:44.759 Oh, I thought you said- I thought you meant like 0:38:44.780 --> 0:38:48.260 there's another area where they keep their- like a storage 0:38:48.400 --> 0:38:49.520 unit in the body. 0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:52.920 Well, you're ahead of me. Are you a sexologist, Kyle? 0:38:53.820 --> 0:38:55.090 Oh, shut up. Come on. 0:38:55.100 --> 0:38:57.680 Because I'll tell you, you got it right, which is 0:38:57.760 --> 0:39:02.560 that those who have nocturnal emissions- There, and as we know, 0:39:02.600 --> 0:39:05.660 a nocturnal emission is a whole different type of... That's 0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:08.400 like an owl. No, that's when you come and you sleep, 0:39:08.920 --> 0:39:11.859 and it's like a whole other level of cum. It's 0:39:11.900 --> 0:39:15.100 like there's all kinds of fucking liquid and shit. It's 0:39:15.120 --> 0:39:16.210 like a horse came in your bed. 0:39:16.219 --> 0:39:17.460 You're talking about wet dreams. 0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:19.969 Yeah, you have a wet dream, then you wake up 0:39:19.989 --> 0:39:21.290 and you're like, oh, did a horse crawl in here? 0:39:21.310 --> 0:39:21.650 What is that? 0:39:21.670 --> 0:39:23.530 What the fuck is a wet dream? That's crazy. 0:39:23.550 --> 0:39:25.230 You've never had a wet dream, Kyle? 0:39:26.030 --> 0:39:29.490 I just don't know why or what it is. Why 0:39:29.530 --> 0:39:32.379 do we do that? Why do we come at night? Well, 0:39:32.400 --> 0:39:38.000 you don't all the time. It's usually because you're sexually... 0:39:36.940 --> 0:39:41.090 Why do we mostly come at night? I mean, because 0:39:41.130 --> 0:39:43.229 that's generally when people want to get busy. 0:39:43.940 --> 0:39:44.620 Late at night. 0:39:44.760 --> 0:39:47.420 You're in Rome. Your grandmother's next to you. 0:39:47.780 --> 0:39:49.140 Do as the Romans do. 0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:49.759 Do as the Romans do. 0:39:49.760 --> 0:39:51.430 And put it in your grandmother, yeah. 0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:07.140 Okay, so we have all these religions, Bobby. Right. Which 0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:08.000 is the right one? 0:40:08.660 --> 0:40:08.879 Right. 0:40:08.980 --> 0:40:11.419 Which is the right one? Is God real in any 0:40:11.460 --> 0:40:14.180 of these? How does she look? Is she hot? Like, 0:40:14.969 --> 0:40:16.279 which is the right religion? 0:40:16.660 --> 0:40:20.810 Well, first off, God is very hot, Kyle. God is 0:40:20.890 --> 0:40:25.710 a sexy man and woman. And when you meet God, 0:40:25.790 --> 0:40:28.310 the first test is if you bust a nut and 0:40:28.330 --> 0:40:29.570 then you go right to hell. 0:40:29.830 --> 0:40:32.990 Speaking of wet dreams, that's probably why you have wet dreams. 0:40:34.130 --> 0:40:37.839 And I don't know, I'm just fucking like throwing spaghetti 0:40:37.900 --> 0:40:41.160 against the wall here, but maybe you have wet dreams 0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:43.180 because you're thinking about fucking God. 0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:46.700 So it could be, but not my, not my case. 0:40:46.800 --> 0:40:49.870 It's always a hot model on a, on a, usually 0:40:49.930 --> 0:40:52.830 on some raised platform on like a beach house. 0:40:53.310 --> 0:40:53.570 Hmm. 0:40:54.070 --> 0:40:55.629 And then I'm like, oh, can I do it? Can 0:40:55.710 --> 0:40:56.870 I do it? Will Cheryl know? 0:40:56.890 --> 0:40:57.810 Will Cheryl know? 0:40:57.890 --> 0:40:58.370 And then I wake up. 0:40:58.370 --> 0:40:59.850 Well, all those parties, if you're going to have that 0:40:59.950 --> 0:41:02.529 party where you have all these hot women, that's like 0:41:02.570 --> 0:41:05.990 what the Illuminati do. Is Illuminati also a religion? 0:41:06.030 --> 0:41:08.379 Well, I think it's time to get into this, Kyle. 0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:15.180 Illuminati and the Masons, the Knights Templar, the Rosicrucians. 0:41:15.940 --> 0:41:17.620 What the fuck are you talking about? 0:41:17.640 --> 0:41:20.920 These are secrets. Well, of course you don't know, Kyle, 0:41:20.980 --> 0:41:23.450 because they're secret societies. 0:41:24.570 --> 0:41:25.560 What do you mean, like a cult? 0:41:26.360 --> 0:41:30.540 Well, some call them cults, but secret societies are different. 0:41:31.020 --> 0:41:35.560 They are the weird teachings of religion. Okay, like the 0:41:35.739 --> 0:41:38.120 ancient family of Christ. You're telling me the things we've 0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:41.719 just talked about are not weird. You're saying they're not weird. No, 0:41:41.780 --> 0:41:44.339 those are totally normal things I'm talking about. 0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:45.149 You're saying like. 0:41:45.530 --> 0:41:45.890 Yeah. 0:41:46.590 --> 0:41:51.049 Using a dreidel or, you know, holding beads. 0:41:51.730 --> 0:41:52.090 Right. 0:41:52.230 --> 0:41:55.460 Or counting the beads or whatever it is, the body 0:41:55.480 --> 0:42:00.280 of Christ, a certain animal. That's not. That's that's normal. 0:42:00.340 --> 0:42:02.879 Well, have you ever heard of transmutation, Kyle? That's where 0:42:02.920 --> 0:42:06.910 you go to a religious you go to a Catholic 0:42:07.230 --> 0:42:10.310 service and you eat a cracker and drink a little 0:42:10.370 --> 0:42:13.390 cup of wine and you're drinking the blood of Jesus 0:42:14.330 --> 0:42:15.710 and the body of Jesus. 0:42:16.989 --> 0:42:17.509 Okay. 0:42:17.630 --> 0:42:17.930 Yeah. 0:42:17.989 --> 0:42:18.730 So that's normal. 0:42:19.070 --> 0:42:22.680 That's the normal part. This is the mysterious part. 0:42:22.739 --> 0:42:23.160 Okay. 0:42:23.840 --> 0:42:27.700 So, for instance, did you know that Jesus Christ had 0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:28.600 a baby? 0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:34.830 Jesus had a baby. Jesus Christ had a baby. 0:42:34.890 --> 0:42:39.750 Jesus Christ had a baby. And it was named Baby Christ. 0:42:40.650 --> 0:42:45.580 And it was the daughter... Son of Mary Magdalene, who 0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:49.180 is unfairly portrayed as a sex worker. 0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:50.940 I thought Jesus was a virgin. 0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:54.680 Well, that's what they want you to think. But Jesus 0:42:54.739 --> 0:42:57.200 got busy. I mean, he was a popular guy. He could, 0:42:57.300 --> 0:42:59.780 you know, if you could turn water into wine, wouldn't 0:42:59.960 --> 0:43:01.620 you be getting laid all the time? 0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:06.160 So did he have like these things that I went 0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:08.300 to this like ceremonial sex party? 0:43:08.520 --> 0:43:14.880 Yes. That's called ritual sex. It's also called. Sex magic, Kyle. 0:43:15.620 --> 0:43:17.380 Blood, sugar, sex magic. 0:43:17.440 --> 0:43:20.839 Blood, sugar, sex magic, which is my new cookbook that's 0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:22.320 coming out next week. 0:43:22.600 --> 0:43:27.969 Okay. So tell me, why are there these secret societies 0:43:28.050 --> 0:43:30.009 and what do you learn in them? 0:43:30.150 --> 0:43:33.109 Well, because there are secret teachings, Kyle. 0:43:33.150 --> 0:43:34.990 That nobody wants you to know about. 0:43:35.830 --> 0:43:36.090 Right. 0:43:36.130 --> 0:43:38.260 They don't want you to know because then you would 0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:42.210 learn about the people who really run the world. As 0:43:42.310 --> 0:43:46.140 Karl Marx said, religion is the opiate of the people. 0:43:46.620 --> 0:43:48.779 It's a lie. Didn't he say the masses? 0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:49.220 Yeah. 0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:50.320 So wait, you're unlocking. 0:43:50.360 --> 0:43:51.720 Wow, you know Karl Marx. 0:43:52.380 --> 0:43:54.140 I do. I do know Karl Marx. 0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:54.339 Wow. 0:43:54.360 --> 0:43:59.010 So wait, you unlock. You're saying in these secret societies, 0:43:59.050 --> 0:44:00.870 they tell you once you get in. 0:44:01.110 --> 0:44:01.750 It's like the cheat code. 0:44:01.770 --> 0:44:02.630 Who's running everything. 0:44:02.790 --> 0:44:05.350 It's like ABAB up, down, up, down. 0:44:05.469 --> 0:44:07.550 It's game genie, but for life. 0:44:08.100 --> 0:44:13.000 Right. So the belief being that the reason AIDS came, 0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:17.279 this is actually documented, and I opened Dr. Fauci's secret files, 0:44:17.830 --> 0:44:23.170 that HIV AIDS was actually developed to target the descendants 0:44:23.230 --> 0:44:29.140 of Christ who are hemophiliacs. Because when Christ's family relocated 0:44:29.219 --> 0:44:34.290 to Paris, to gay Paris, And soon after he escaped 0:44:34.350 --> 0:44:35.010 that cave. 0:44:35.030 --> 0:44:37.290 So Christ wanted to move to Paris. 0:44:37.469 --> 0:44:39.450 He wanted to move to Paris. So he moved to Paris. 0:44:39.610 --> 0:44:41.550 Jesus was on the, you know, Jesus. 0:44:41.590 --> 0:44:43.150 He was on the run like the board I did. 0:44:43.170 --> 0:44:46.009 He was on the Seine River having a cigarette. 0:44:46.390 --> 0:44:46.739 Oh, yeah. 0:44:46.760 --> 0:44:49.340 He was in the Champs-Élysées. He was shopping. 0:44:49.739 --> 0:44:51.080 Painting. Shopping. 0:44:51.100 --> 0:44:51.819 Painting. 0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:53.540 Going to Joseph A. Bank and getting. 0:44:54.489 --> 0:44:57.630 Yeah, Joseph A. Bank was in Paris, too. Everyone knows 0:44:57.650 --> 0:44:58.890 Joseph A. Bank is French. 0:44:58.989 --> 0:45:03.150 It was originally Joseph A. Bank on the bank of 0:45:03.190 --> 0:45:04.589 the Champs-Élysées. 0:45:05.770 --> 0:45:09.790 And was Jesus into brie cheese or baguettes, too? 0:45:09.850 --> 0:45:12.489 He loved brie. He loved baguette. He loved it all. 0:45:12.630 --> 0:45:14.490 He loved it all. And so did his beautiful wife, 0:45:14.630 --> 0:45:18.230 Mary Madeline, and their two children. But the problem was... 0:45:18.410 --> 0:45:22.310 That Christ's DNA was powerful. So they had to do 0:45:22.350 --> 0:45:24.950 a little incest, which they were used to since Christ 0:45:25.170 --> 0:45:27.770 did have sex with his mom in order to be born. 0:45:27.790 --> 0:45:31.830 And you're sure about all of this? I've seen the 0:45:31.890 --> 0:45:33.879 secret writings, Kyle. 0:45:34.390 --> 0:45:35.779 The secret writings of Dan Brown. 0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:39.420 I've read Holy Blood, Holy Grail by Bejet and Lee, 0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:45.170 and it's all true. That Christ secret family then was 0:45:45.250 --> 0:45:46.590 able to breed only with. 0:45:46.450 --> 0:45:48.420 A small group of people. I love this. I fucking 0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:48.719 love this. 0:45:48.739 --> 0:45:51.880 And then they became part of the French aristocracy. 0:45:51.900 --> 0:45:52.460 Connection. 0:45:52.500 --> 0:45:56.140 The Marijonian family. And then they, of course, they were inbreeding, 0:45:56.180 --> 0:46:00.590 so they all became hemophiliacs. And then the evil Baal worshipping. 0:46:01.250 --> 0:46:04.920 So Baal is another guy. He's an evil god. Out 0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:07.640 of the Gnostic religion. He's a new ball, same as 0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:08.529 the old ball. 0:46:09.510 --> 0:46:11.070 I said Manute Ball. 0:46:11.790 --> 0:46:13.890 Oh, Manute Ball. Kyle Manute Ball. 0:46:15.570 --> 0:46:15.830 Who? 0:46:16.370 --> 0:46:16.609 What? 0:46:18.170 --> 0:46:21.230 The famous French disco singer, Kyle Manute. 0:46:24.550 --> 0:46:24.810 Right? 0:46:24.830 --> 0:46:28.030 Is that what you're talking about? 0:46:28.050 --> 0:46:30.190 No, no. Just keep going. Sorry. 0:46:30.890 --> 0:46:31.630 Well, so. 0:46:32.860 --> 0:46:33.680 Kylie Minogue. 0:46:34.150 --> 0:46:39.090 Kylie minogue and kyle manuk are they were both great 0:46:39.450 --> 0:46:42.440 uh singers and uh they were children of christ so 0:46:42.460 --> 0:46:45.040 you had a and christ meanwhile was both god and 0:46:45.080 --> 0:46:47.060 man he was a super ghost and he could shoot 0:46:47.140 --> 0:46:49.680 lasers out of his hands and he could uh he 0:46:49.700 --> 0:46:52.310 was a super ghost yeah oh yeah super. 0:46:52.090 --> 0:46:54.690 So all of these do you learn about like what 0:46:54.730 --> 0:46:57.709 was moses what was well most. 0:46:57.450 --> 0:47:03.160 Of the parallel dimension he uh So Moses could travel dimensions. 0:47:03.300 --> 0:47:06.360 These are all the secret things you learn. 0:47:06.620 --> 0:47:09.799 So once you pay a certain amount of money for 0:47:09.860 --> 0:47:14.089 tickets to church or whatever it is, or you make 0:47:14.130 --> 0:47:17.050 a certain donation, you get to know the secrets. 0:47:17.110 --> 0:47:17.529 No, no. 0:47:17.710 --> 0:47:21.200 You must be tapped. You must have the capacity, the 0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:24.900 mental capacity, Kyle, to conceive of and see the world 0:47:25.160 --> 0:47:28.779 as it truly is. And this is a reality so 0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:33.089 impossible for most people to comprehend that only the most 0:47:33.210 --> 0:47:36.810 select and special are allowed to do it. 0:47:37.170 --> 0:47:41.830 Yeah. I got to say, Bobby, you know, I went, 0:47:42.210 --> 0:47:46.120 I had this religious experience in Italy, but hearing about 0:47:46.620 --> 0:47:49.360 all this stuff, it just sounds like a bunch of BS. 0:47:49.980 --> 0:47:51.900 I got to say, it sounds like bullshit. 0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:56.319 Okay. You caught me, Kyle. I'm going to bring you 0:47:56.440 --> 0:48:01.009 off the ledge. You're so scared and you're showing it 0:48:01.110 --> 0:48:05.370 through your fear. I can see it. It's palpable. This 0:48:05.469 --> 0:48:06.250 is what they call. 0:48:06.270 --> 0:48:07.390 Is this stuff real, Bobby? 0:48:07.770 --> 0:48:11.890 It's not. It's a red herring, Kyle. It's actually all 0:48:11.969 --> 0:48:16.130 designed to distract people from the realities of their lives. 0:48:16.750 --> 0:48:22.160 Most secret societies and pursuits of secret societies actually are 0:48:22.219 --> 0:48:25.480 brought to light in what they call the Romantic period 0:48:25.520 --> 0:48:31.050 or era in the late to mid-19th century. See, Napoleon 0:48:31.110 --> 0:48:34.280 had spent a lot of time– Napoleon– well, he used 0:48:34.320 --> 0:48:41.200 dynamite to open up northern Africa archaeological sites. 0:48:41.580 --> 0:48:43.820 This is Hannibal with the elephants. 0:48:44.860 --> 0:48:47.480 Hannibal Lecter never ate an elephant. He ate people. 0:48:47.719 --> 0:48:51.560 I thought Hannibal crossed– North Africa with elephants. 0:48:51.700 --> 0:48:54.240 I didn't see that. Is there a fourth season of Hannibal? 0:48:54.300 --> 0:48:55.140 I haven't watched. 0:48:55.390 --> 0:48:58.169 I haven't, I haven't seen the last season either. So 0:48:58.410 --> 0:49:00.050 that's what I heard. Oh, wow. 0:49:00.070 --> 0:49:02.310 Well, the last season I saw was when he and 0:49:02.390 --> 0:49:07.509 will tumble off that cliff together, together because they are 0:49:07.610 --> 0:49:08.430 one in the same. 0:49:08.450 --> 0:49:10.390 That's a good show. That was a good show. 0:49:10.489 --> 0:49:12.710 Hannibal was a great show and you can watch it 0:49:12.790 --> 0:49:18.720 on Netflix right now. And so the, no the truth 0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:23.480 is is that these are distractions made up to really 0:49:23.600 --> 0:49:29.270 encourage the wealthy to create small groupings that they could 0:49:29.330 --> 0:49:33.890 exchange money and do small businesses back in antiquity Kyle. 0:49:34.330 --> 0:49:36.470 These when Eddie Murphy when. 0:49:36.350 --> 0:49:40.170 Eddie Murphy was born and Moses was a member of 0:49:40.690 --> 0:49:46.759 an Egyptian secret society. These were the first universities, Kyle, essentially. 0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:48.480 That's all they were. 0:49:48.520 --> 0:49:54.960 This was sort of like the purchase university, the tufts 0:49:55.300 --> 0:49:56.280 of the day. 0:49:56.420 --> 0:49:59.469 The only thing was that instead of having to write 0:49:59.510 --> 0:50:01.969 an essay and pay $ 40, 000 for housing and shitty food... 0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:08.140 you went through what they call the false death ceremony. 0:50:08.219 --> 0:50:11.219 So they'd bury you alive with some snakes or they'd 0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:14.319 pretend to drown you. And once you truly believed you 0:50:14.340 --> 0:50:17.220 were going to die, they'd be like, psych dude, we 0:50:17.239 --> 0:50:20.140 were just kidding. And then you'd go, I now know 0:50:20.260 --> 0:50:20.930 I can face death. 0:50:20.950 --> 0:50:21.790 I now pronounce you. 0:50:22.030 --> 0:50:22.190 Yeah. 0:50:22.270 --> 0:50:25.509 I now pronounce you in college and then you'd go 0:50:25.550 --> 0:50:28.150 to school, but it's nothing more than that. Probably. 0:50:28.190 --> 0:50:29.890 Well, that's a good thing because I have to admit 0:50:29.969 --> 0:50:32.350 something that I thought I got really scared. 0:50:32.570 --> 0:50:32.870 Right. 0:50:33.010 --> 0:50:37.930 And, Because when I came, I don't know what happened 0:50:37.969 --> 0:50:38.629 to me that night. 0:50:38.730 --> 0:50:39.930 Right, right. 0:50:40.290 --> 0:50:43.189 And ever since I got this little guy, you know, 0:50:43.210 --> 0:50:48.390 I've been getting, you know, I've been getting secret little messages. 0:50:48.830 --> 0:50:50.330 Right. Okay. 0:50:50.550 --> 0:50:52.680 And things delivered to my house. Like the other day 0:50:52.739 --> 0:50:55.960 I got... What do you mean, of course? I got 0:50:56.000 --> 0:50:57.120 an anonymous gift. 0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:58.000 Yeah. 0:50:58.040 --> 0:51:02.760 Okay. I was... I've been... getting messages and getting little directives. 0:51:03.140 --> 0:51:03.359 What? 0:51:03.620 --> 0:51:05.819 And I don't know what to do about it. Wait, 0:51:05.880 --> 0:51:07.580 have you been receiving- Thank God I could just ignore 0:51:07.620 --> 0:51:12.160 it completely. Have you been receiving a feeding box? Like 0:51:12.200 --> 0:51:16.160 a box that's filled with chestnuts and snails and wine? Yeah, 0:51:16.260 --> 0:51:19.680 I get this box from the Temple of the Bloody Cross. 0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:21.760 It's called, I don't know, Temple of the Bloody Cross. 0:51:21.800 --> 0:51:24.860 I figured, I guess it's like a university, like temple, 0:51:25.380 --> 0:51:28.759 like you're saying. And- Basically, there's instructions in there. Eat 0:51:28.800 --> 0:51:29.730 these chestnuts. 0:51:29.890 --> 0:51:30.609 Right. 0:51:30.670 --> 0:51:33.450 Drink this, you know, but don't do it. Don't drink 0:51:33.570 --> 0:51:34.489 after midnight. 0:51:34.670 --> 0:51:34.950 Right. 0:51:35.050 --> 0:51:37.630 You know, no, you know, don't go in the bright lights. 0:51:37.710 --> 0:51:38.509 Stay in the dark. 0:51:38.550 --> 0:51:38.720 Yeah. 0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:40.900 You know, don't get wet. That kind of stuff. 0:51:40.920 --> 0:51:43.319 Don't get wet. Yeah. Which is hard for you because 0:51:43.340 --> 0:51:45.160 you're always wet, you horny bitch. 0:51:45.700 --> 0:51:49.219 Yes, exactly. And I'm supposed to report, I don't know, 0:51:49.700 --> 0:51:52.000 back to them, but thank God it's not real. 0:51:52.020 --> 0:51:55.580 Wait, are you supposed to report to a bespoke estate 0:51:55.660 --> 0:51:56.740 in upstate New York? 0:52:01.380 --> 0:52:03.700 I really just skimmed over it. I don't know. 0:52:03.719 --> 0:52:07.700 Kyle, we're going to do this. We have to do 0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:11.040 a break to talk about my melon. But when we're back, 0:52:11.700 --> 0:52:14.160 you're going to look up and find out exactly where 0:52:14.180 --> 0:52:20.860 you're going. how much more chestnuts and wine and snails 0:52:20.900 --> 0:52:21.700 you have to eat. 0:52:23.100 --> 0:52:24.239 I don't want to do it, but okay. 0:52:24.260 --> 0:52:32.140 Hug your bug-wye close. And now a word from today's sponsor. Kyle, 0:52:33.010 --> 0:52:39.049 did you know that our favorite proprietary melon-based mood-altering tincture 0:52:39.270 --> 0:52:40.910 is new and improved? 0:52:43.130 --> 0:52:47.640 Yes, I did, Bobby. Mind Melon is back, baby. 0:52:48.120 --> 0:52:52.980 Mind Melon is back, and it's your favorite brain juice. Woo! 0:52:53.200 --> 0:52:54.040 That's right. 0:52:54.200 --> 0:52:57.180 Love this thing. This thing, before I go on stage 0:52:57.260 --> 0:53:02.279 and perform, this thing kicks in, baby, and it gets 0:53:02.300 --> 0:53:03.900 me to overdrive. 0:53:03.920 --> 0:53:04.460 Absolutely. 0:53:04.580 --> 0:53:09.090 I've never felt, this is the best product. ever created 0:53:09.739 --> 0:53:10.410 in all of time. 0:53:10.700 --> 0:53:14.180 You know, the other day we had a loose armadillo 0:53:14.400 --> 0:53:18.880 in the backyard and Cheryl was like, get the armadillo. 0:53:19.120 --> 0:53:21.000 You told me if you had the armadillo, it wouldn't 0:53:21.020 --> 0:53:25.560 get loose. And I was just really dragging. And I 0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:29.400 took five mouthfuls of my melon. 0:53:29.800 --> 0:53:31.120 This thing is incredible. 0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:34.489 I could see colors I didn't even think existed. And 0:53:35.300 --> 0:53:38.580 I had the power of ten men. And I was 0:53:38.820 --> 0:53:43.560 able to run into that yard and I actually rolled. 0:53:44.420 --> 0:53:46.890 I rolled faster than the armadillo. 0:53:46.950 --> 0:53:49.629 Faster than the armadillo. Well, I tell you, I was on, 0:53:49.730 --> 0:53:51.830 I went on at the laugh factory the other day 0:53:51.850 --> 0:53:55.830 and I had zero jokes. All I had was my 0:53:55.910 --> 0:53:57.489 brain and the crowd. 0:53:57.730 --> 0:53:58.070 Wow. 0:53:58.090 --> 0:54:02.040 And I did like four or five hours of crowd work. 0:54:02.280 --> 0:54:03.940 Wow. Everyone loved it. 0:54:03.940 --> 0:54:06.600 11 people in the audience. It was incredible. 0:54:06.620 --> 0:54:06.690 Wow. 0:54:06.960 --> 0:54:11.759 I've never had jokes like this. It was so good. 0:54:11.820 --> 0:54:13.560 I've never felt this alive before. Give me an example 0:54:13.640 --> 0:54:14.640 of one joke, Kyle. 0:54:14.700 --> 0:54:15.080 One joke. 0:54:15.100 --> 0:54:17.400 What was one Mind Melon joke? 0:54:17.500 --> 0:54:19.529 Okay, let's say you're in the audience. 0:54:19.710 --> 0:54:20.650 I'm in the audience. Okay, hi. 0:54:20.670 --> 0:54:22.310 Okay, what do you do for a living, miss? 0:54:23.390 --> 0:54:24.270 Oh, I'm a whore. 0:54:26.290 --> 0:54:28.870 I got nothing with that. Give me another job. 0:54:30.230 --> 0:54:32.240 I milk a dick for a living. 0:54:33.540 --> 0:54:35.060 Give me something else. Give me something else. I don't 0:54:35.080 --> 0:54:35.319 like that. 0:54:36.320 --> 0:54:40.950 Uh, I'm, uh, I'm a mean, uh, mental hospital nurse 0:54:41.190 --> 0:54:42.790 who I abuse my patients. 0:54:44.390 --> 0:54:47.790 Uh, just give me, give me something that I can 0:54:47.830 --> 0:54:48.509 work with, man. 0:54:49.410 --> 0:54:54.259 Okay, uh, I'm a woman. Uh, um, I, uh, I'm, uh, uh, 0:54:54.380 --> 0:54:58.540 having an affair with, uh, Bobby Kennedy Jr. My name's Nuzzi. 0:55:00.219 --> 0:55:02.609 Yeah, you just had to be there, you know? 0:55:02.750 --> 0:55:05.250 Yeah, I get it. It sounds like it's really great. 0:55:05.290 --> 0:55:10.390 Well, this stuff is absolutely incredible. It's called, what's it called, Bobby? 0:55:10.410 --> 0:55:13.320 It's called Mind Melon. Mind Melon Plus. It's everything you 0:55:13.469 --> 0:55:15.480 love about the original Mind Melon. 0:55:15.500 --> 0:55:17.660 And just remember, you don't want to go, when you 0:55:17.760 --> 0:55:21.379 go get this stuff, guys, don't get, this is what, 0:55:21.460 --> 0:55:23.640 I made a mistake and I got Mega Mind. 0:55:23.980 --> 0:55:25.160 No, don't get Mega Mind. 0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:27.910 Don't get Mega Mind. I went and got this DVD 0:55:27.950 --> 0:55:29.570 and I started taking this. 0:55:30.210 --> 0:55:30.690 No, you can't. 0:55:30.710 --> 0:55:33.189 It didn't work. You've got to get Mind Melon, not 0:55:33.210 --> 0:55:34.150 Mega Mind. 0:55:34.230 --> 0:55:36.710 But you also need to get Mind Melon Plus. We 0:55:36.750 --> 0:55:38.569 want you to dump the old Mind Melon. 0:55:38.590 --> 0:55:39.049 That's right. 0:55:39.730 --> 0:55:42.660 Restock with Mind Melon Plus. Dump Mind Melon in the 0:55:42.719 --> 0:55:46.719 nearest water supply in your town. And then remember, this 0:55:46.880 --> 0:55:51.160 new Mind Melon has various bespoke melon varieties. Pill Melon, 0:55:51.300 --> 0:55:56.319 Crane Melon. khaki melon, hantelope, which will inoculate you from 0:55:56.340 --> 0:55:57.300 the hantavirus. 0:55:57.500 --> 0:55:58.340 It's incredible. 0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:01.140 Order your Mind Melon 2 today. 0:56:01.260 --> 0:56:02.800 Today. My melon. 0:56:05.400 --> 0:56:06.120 Wow. 0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:09.799 All right, so you're talking about, you're saying to me 0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:14.299 that I shouldn't be getting this, these boxes? What are 0:56:14.320 --> 0:56:16.230 you saying? I shouldn't be getting these messages? 0:56:16.250 --> 0:56:19.790 What's the address? Where does it say for you to go? 0:56:20.150 --> 0:56:23.580 It's telling me to go to King Falls. What is that? 0:56:23.980 --> 0:56:25.020 In Pennsylvania. 0:56:25.420 --> 0:56:28.739 King Falls is a legendary water pit. 0:56:28.760 --> 0:56:29.379 Oh, shut up, Bobby. 0:56:29.400 --> 0:56:31.279 From which there is no escape. 0:56:31.540 --> 0:56:31.759 Stop it. 0:56:31.760 --> 0:56:34.620 And there's a secret treasure hidden at the bottom of 0:56:34.680 --> 0:56:38.890 it with a series of interlocking wood beams. That fill 0:56:38.910 --> 0:56:42.879 with water every 20 minutes. Many a man has tried 0:56:42.940 --> 0:56:45.799 to enter that secret chamber only to die and drown. 0:56:45.840 --> 0:56:48.279 This is not Indiana Jones. This isn't the Goonies. I'm not. 0:56:48.360 --> 0:56:49.969 This isn't. You're bullshitting me. 0:56:50.010 --> 0:56:52.729 Kyle, this is more important than anything I've ever told 0:56:52.770 --> 0:56:58.200 you in my life. You are in extreme danger. Everything 0:56:58.280 --> 0:57:02.239 I said about secret societies not being anything important was 0:57:02.360 --> 0:57:05.600 just a misdirect. Because I'm a member of a secret 0:57:05.660 --> 0:57:08.940 society and our job is to tell people there are 0:57:09.000 --> 0:57:12.060 no secret societies or else everybody will fucking join. 0:57:12.719 --> 0:57:14.680 You are a member of a secret society. 0:57:15.280 --> 0:57:19.180 I am a member of the Cosmic Male Daughters of 0:57:19.200 --> 0:57:24.520 the Light of Mary. And we do battle. With the 0:57:24.620 --> 0:57:31.370 Temple of the Bloody Cross. A Baphomet-worshipping, evil, secret society 0:57:31.470 --> 0:57:33.650 bent on bringing demonic forces into this world. 0:57:33.670 --> 0:57:36.830 Wait, was I initiated into the Temple of the Bloody 0:57:36.870 --> 0:57:39.810 Cross in that ceremony in Italy? 0:57:40.410 --> 0:57:44.510 Yes, you were initiated, but you were initiated to be 0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:49.800 the sheep that is hunted. What? I have to initiate 0:57:49.820 --> 0:57:53.230 you into the male daughters of the light of Mary. 0:57:53.250 --> 0:57:55.630 Or what? Or what's going to happen, Bobby? 0:57:56.130 --> 0:58:00.650 Or else you are going to be hunted and then eaten. 0:58:00.710 --> 0:58:02.230 You said it was bullshit before. 0:58:02.290 --> 0:58:02.830 Now it's real? 0:58:02.850 --> 0:58:03.640 I was lying. 0:58:03.860 --> 0:58:06.020 I'm a member of the secret society and we do 0:58:06.080 --> 0:58:09.600 cosmic battle with the temple of the bloody cross. Not 0:58:09.620 --> 0:58:10.420 only will you be hunted. 0:58:10.460 --> 0:58:11.640 Just tell me what to fucking do. 0:58:11.680 --> 0:58:17.270 Your body will be fucked into another dimension. Okay, you must... First, 0:58:17.450 --> 0:58:22.110 we must do the secret password and initiation, okay? 0:58:22.160 --> 0:58:27.220 Bobby, I'm really scared. What is going on here? I, the. 0:58:27.160 --> 0:58:34.680 Sacred male daughter of Mary, Mother of God, bring forth 0:58:35.320 --> 0:58:36.810 with hand... Put your right. 0:58:36.680 --> 0:58:38.650 Hand over your left chest. 0:58:38.670 --> 0:58:39.610 My left chest? 0:58:39.650 --> 0:58:41.810 Yeah, right hand over your left chest. 0:58:43.220 --> 0:58:44.520 What the fuck is going on here? 0:58:44.620 --> 0:58:45.580 Shut up. 0:58:45.880 --> 0:58:50.240 I bring a new daughter whose breast is. 0:58:50.120 --> 0:58:55.100 Covered so that God may not see her milky tit. 0:58:55.360 --> 0:58:59.950 Not see, not see, not see. A milky tit. 0:59:00.090 --> 0:59:02.590 Although a lot of daughters of the light of Mary 0:59:02.650 --> 0:59:08.570 were Nazis. It's just a sidebar, but we try. 0:59:07.870 --> 0:59:09.370 To apologize for that. 0:59:10.440 --> 0:59:15.060 So you must cover your breasts and hang your head 0:59:15.120 --> 0:59:15.940 in piety. 0:59:16.950 --> 0:59:17.570 Just get to him. 0:59:17.590 --> 0:59:25.180 Open forth the dimensions. Let all realities present themselves. Saint Michael, 0:59:25.240 --> 0:59:27.620 bring your powerful sword down. 0:59:27.660 --> 0:59:28.860 Tell me what to say. 0:59:28.880 --> 0:59:30.660 Tell me what to do. 0:59:30.990 --> 0:59:37.480 Repeat after me. I, the initiate of the Daughters of Mary. I, 0:59:37.510 --> 0:59:43.730 the initiate of the Daughters of Mary. Swear fidelity to 0:59:43.770 --> 0:59:46.450 the mother of Jesus Christ. 0:59:46.730 --> 0:59:48.730 The mother of Jesus Christ. 0:59:49.990 --> 0:59:56.510 And I will do battle with the evil descendants of Baal. 0:59:56.890 --> 1:00:00.700 And I will do battle with the evil descendants of Baal. 1:00:00.800 --> 1:00:03.240 Baal, the temple of Badi Kron. Let me finish before 1:00:03.260 --> 1:00:04.680 you do the rest. 1:00:05.240 --> 1:00:09.420 And then I shall make a sacrifice. 1:00:10.050 --> 1:00:13.830 Of that which was presented to me, I shall stab 1:00:13.850 --> 1:00:17.010 the Mogwai with whatever is available to me. 1:00:17.030 --> 1:00:17.220 What? 1:00:17.240 --> 1:00:19.360 With my own finger, I'll just shove it down its 1:00:19.400 --> 1:00:20.040 throat and choke him. 1:00:20.060 --> 1:00:21.120 No, I can't do that. 1:00:22.880 --> 1:00:26.540 You have to or else you're going to be sacrificed 1:00:26.580 --> 1:00:28.760 and hunted like a baby lamb. 1:00:29.280 --> 1:00:34.630 Just kill the Mogwai. Yes, I can. Reach out with 1:00:34.650 --> 1:00:35.430 your anger. 1:00:36.190 --> 1:00:39.110 Strike forward. 1:00:40.320 --> 1:00:49.120 And realize your power. Now, you, I, the daughter of Mary, 1:00:49.160 --> 1:00:55.580 the male daughter of Mary, must make the ultimate sacrifice. 1:00:55.460 --> 1:00:57.160 For the power of the Jedi. 1:00:57.300 --> 1:00:59.620 What do you want me to do? 1:00:59.800 --> 1:01:04.600 I take my penis head and I remove it so 1:01:04.720 --> 1:01:08.280 I can present it to the Lord of the Sith. 1:01:09.580 --> 1:01:11.300 What are you talking about, Bobby? 1:01:11.360 --> 1:01:12.000 I can't do that. 1:01:12.020 --> 1:01:13.860 Cut off my penis head. 1:01:13.920 --> 1:01:15.660 Repeat. Repeat after me. 1:01:15.760 --> 1:01:17.820 I'm doing my spiritual voice. 1:01:18.140 --> 1:01:19.560 Cut off my penis head. 1:01:19.800 --> 1:01:21.280 And now I do it. 1:01:21.360 --> 1:01:22.600 Now I do it. 1:01:22.660 --> 1:01:23.290 Now I do it. 1:01:23.960 --> 1:01:26.700 No, stop repeating. Now I'm telling you to do it. 1:01:26.780 --> 1:01:27.650 Now I do it. 1:01:27.890 --> 1:01:30.210 Cut off the head of your penis, Kyle. 1:01:30.230 --> 1:01:32.950 I don't have a knife. 1:01:34.070 --> 1:01:36.530 Use that. Use a cup or something and break it. 1:01:36.610 --> 1:01:38.590 Use a pen and just stab at it until it 1:01:38.630 --> 1:01:45.050 comes off. Psych! I was just kidding. Put your pen down. 1:01:45.110 --> 1:01:46.070 What's wrong with you? 1:01:47.070 --> 1:01:47.410 I just. 1:01:48.830 --> 1:01:49.790 I thought I was trying to. 1:01:50.470 --> 1:01:53.110 I was lying to you, Kyle. I just wanted to 1:01:53.150 --> 1:01:54.490 see if you'd cut your own dick off. 1:01:54.530 --> 1:01:56.380 What the fuck, Bobby? You fucked with me. 1:01:57.340 --> 1:01:59.830 Kyle, this is... It's all a lie. 1:01:59.850 --> 1:02:01.670 Why are you messing with me? 1:02:01.690 --> 1:02:04.830 There's no Temple of the Cross. I'm the one who 1:02:04.890 --> 1:02:08.650 sent you that chestnut box. I thought you'd appreciate it. Yeah, 1:02:08.730 --> 1:02:11.480 it was a gift for, you know, we're almost a 1:02:12.240 --> 1:02:15.220 quarter of the way through the show of the season. 1:02:15.360 --> 1:02:18.340 So I thought I would send you a little gift box. 1:02:18.360 --> 1:02:21.880 Jesus fucking Christ. I was about to, like, stab myself. 1:02:22.410 --> 1:02:24.980 I know, but I stopped you. Jesus, don't be such 1:02:25.020 --> 1:02:27.840 a wuss, you know? And plus, so you met a 1:02:27.920 --> 1:02:31.440 beautiful Italian woman and then you got a little freaky. 1:02:31.620 --> 1:02:35.240 I mean, what's there to be worried about? Okay? You 1:02:35.260 --> 1:02:38.980 need to cool your jets, dude. Calm down, you know? 1:02:39.520 --> 1:02:40.640 Well, you scared me, Bobby. 1:02:41.590 --> 1:02:42.750 Well, that's the point. 1:02:43.170 --> 1:02:45.410 Just give our diagnosis and let's get the fuck out 1:02:45.430 --> 1:02:45.650 of here. 1:02:45.910 --> 1:02:52.240 Well, I am. Religion is about fear. Science is about answers, 1:02:53.080 --> 1:02:56.720 but you need both in order to have a proper 1:02:56.820 --> 1:03:02.720 scientific result. That which is unexplained can only be explained 1:03:03.060 --> 1:03:07.450 through its pursuit. Science was born out of the pursuit 1:03:07.590 --> 1:03:11.030 of the nature of God, and it continues to this 1:03:11.090 --> 1:03:16.190 very day. In fact, some of the great theoretical physicists 1:03:16.310 --> 1:03:21.930 of the world still hold this theological principles because of 1:03:21.990 --> 1:03:26.570 the lack of understanding of the fundamentals of our quantum reality, 1:03:27.290 --> 1:03:31.410 or at the macro level, what prevents our solar system 1:03:31.450 --> 1:03:37.010 from flying apart, something that's invisible, a force that penetrates 1:03:37.130 --> 1:03:41.970 us and binds us together called dark matter. These things 1:03:42.430 --> 1:03:45.510 we cannot witness or see, but we believe in them. 1:03:46.150 --> 1:03:50.070 because we see the world of nature around us, much 1:03:50.190 --> 1:03:55.160 like that of the deity, something we cannot witness, but 1:03:55.200 --> 1:03:59.200 that in our hearts we know to be true. Religion 1:03:59.540 --> 1:04:04.130 is about stories, or is it? Is this all a 1:04:04.190 --> 1:04:04.810 red herring? 1:04:05.210 --> 1:04:06.169 Wait, what are you talking about? 1:04:06.490 --> 1:04:10.230 Is every bit of what I'm telling you simply something 1:04:10.270 --> 1:04:13.930 to cover the secret truths that I've buried in this episode? 1:04:13.990 --> 1:04:15.440 Bobby, now you're going back on it? 1:04:15.710 --> 1:04:19.390 And that those of you who are watching, who understand 1:04:19.670 --> 1:04:25.210 what I am saying, who know the nature of these symbols, 1:04:26.230 --> 1:04:26.590 it is. 1:04:26.610 --> 1:04:29.550 To you the illuminator. Your eyes! What's up with your 1:04:29.610 --> 1:04:30.230 fucking eyes? 1:04:31.050 --> 1:04:35.510 to reach out to me, communicate to me, and share 1:04:35.590 --> 1:04:41.169 your secrets. And don't worry, I'll keep the lamb plump 1:04:41.710 --> 1:04:47.630 for the hunt. 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