Speaker 1: Usual clap so we can line it up.
Speaker 2: Wow, Josh out here taking a troll. Okay, don't encourage them.
Speaker 1: On our video. Don't you do that like you do
Speaker 1: a clap, So it could be like a Sauce on
Speaker 1: the side episode and we're rolling.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving all of that in. All of this is saying,
Speaker 2: and I just want you guys to know that that
Speaker 2: the clap you hear is Josh or Andrew.
Speaker 3: We're sleeping.
Speaker 2: With Sauce on the side. Diamonds here too high. Hi,
Speaker 2: She's already annoyed. And I'm not sure why, but I
Speaker 2: thought this could be fun to start with the reason
Speaker 2: each one of us needs an intervention of some sort.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wrote down my reasons. Josh, you have
Speaker 2: to talk into the microphone.
Speaker 1: It's bad because I I don't feel I'm self aware.
Speaker 2: So you don't think that there's anything right now that
Speaker 2: one of us could talk to you about, Like, Josh,
Speaker 2: I like to know why.
Speaker 1: No, I think I'm not self aware. So I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's plenty of things. I just don't know what they are.
Speaker 2: Millions.
Speaker 3: Sorry, wow, big hands, my mistake. Can I intervene myself?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I thought of something.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have it. You're holding an intervention for yourself. Listen,
Speaker 2: someone I used to work with did this. It was
Speaker 2: a fascinating day.
Speaker 4: Go on.
Speaker 3: So I do know what we want to intervene Diamond with,
Speaker 3: but I would like to do something similar for myself
Speaker 3: with a game that I can't stop playing.
Speaker 4: Okay, to the point, first you jump in, So that's
Speaker 4: how things work.
Speaker 2: Now it's just sitance, silence. Okay, Wait Andrew, sure, let's
Speaker 2: hear what would you like to have an intervention for
Speaker 2: yourself about.
Speaker 3: There's a game called City Skylines. I play it for
Speaker 3: no lie, like twenty four hours straight, like I put
Speaker 3: it on.
Speaker 2: That is a lie. You're not playing it right now.
Speaker 3: Not now, I'm saying, I'm preparing for vacation. Do not
Speaker 3: contact me Thursday, Friday or Saturday because I'm doing a
Speaker 3: three day long play of just I want to build
Speaker 3: my city. I want to make it look nice. I'm
Speaker 3: prepared for it. I'm ready for it, and I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Do you have pro sports franchises?
Speaker 3: Pro sports franchises, do you play this game too?
Speaker 1: Actually, you can buildiums.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could build sports stadiums, and then you have
Speaker 3: to build transportation to get to the sports stadiums, and
Speaker 3: people live on all different sides of the city and
Speaker 3: you have to all make them get there, and there's
Speaker 3: planes and it's just it's a lot. It's my favorite.
Speaker 3: I can't stop playing it.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a question though, Well, first of all,
Speaker 2: do you have to pay for any of this?
Speaker 3: You pay for the base game, and it's great because
Speaker 3: that's all you have to pay for. It's not like
Speaker 3: these new iPhone games where you have to pay like
Speaker 3: for downloads.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how do you build the city? You just
Speaker 2: go pick things up and then build it. What do
Speaker 2: you mean, how do you build a city?
Speaker 3: Oh? So you start with like little towns, and then
Speaker 3: you zone everything you have like industrial zones, commercial zones,
Speaker 3: residential zones, and then you have to have like a
Speaker 3: perfect balance of everything. So this way the city keeps
Speaker 3: getting bigger and expanding.
Speaker 2: I don't feel the need to intervene. It seems like
Speaker 2: something that you could learn from and you have a
Speaker 2: really good time doing.
Speaker 3: I absolutely love building the cities. And then you zone
Speaker 3: each residential part and you could awe so much fun.
Speaker 2: Diamond's ready to get you.
Speaker 4: I'm just confused as to how he gets a pass.
Speaker 3: Mind's educational.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Diamond knows what I want to hold an
Speaker 2: intervention for about this woman.
Speaker 4: Educational.
Speaker 3: Mine's educational. I'm learning about transportation. You learn about traffic patterns.
Speaker 2: So you don't want the intervention anymore, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I think? I like myself.
Speaker 2: No, okay, I'm really glad you waste it all our time?
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Andrew mind for Andrew? Is he needs?
Speaker 2: Yes, you can spectrum? Yeah, of course you can say that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, hello, I say that almost every episode.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, we know that. We don't worry. You're not
Speaker 2: you're not saying anything. We haven't told her before.
Speaker 3: The train has left the station. The autism train.
Speaker 1: I thought you're afraid of trains.
Speaker 3: I'm not afraid of trains. I love trains. Thomas the
Speaker 3: Tank Engine was my show, but I was afraid of diesel.
Speaker 2: He was a pard of a tank engine.
Speaker 3: Tank engine.
Speaker 2: I was afraid of it, one of them. But what
Speaker 2: would the intervention be? What do you want to do?
Speaker 2: You want to get him some treatment?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you do? Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, RFK, let's treat the autism.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't believe it exists.
Speaker 1: What are you talking such a babysitter. We could all
Speaker 1: go in on someone a babysitter.
Speaker 4: Wow, okay, I think you need one.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say that he needs
Speaker 2: to figure out how to handle conflict with people.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would say maybe becoming a little more comfortable
Speaker 1: with conflict. But I think he's proud that he doesn't
Speaker 1: like conflict. He's proud of that side of themselves.
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting, So right before you walked in,
Speaker 2: there's this game that I got off of Amazon. It's
Speaker 2: over there, and it has all these different cards in it,
Speaker 2: and one of them that I pulled and I was
Speaker 2: asking them about was what is something you wish you
Speaker 2: were better at? And Andrew said confrontation. He wishes that
Speaker 2: he could confront people more. But you're saying you think
Speaker 2: he kind of likes being the nice guy.
Speaker 3: I don't like confronting people and not Let me be clear,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: Wait, what clearly you said was confrontation.
Speaker 3: That is the word I want to be better with,
Speaker 3: being able to hold myself in an argument better. I
Speaker 3: think I think I'm quick to back down to settle.
Speaker 3: I don't think I want to settle on things like
Speaker 3: I will to pacify a situation, to bring it down,
Speaker 3: just say you know what, sorry, my bad, and let's
Speaker 3: just move on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that doesn't solve anything again.
Speaker 3: I don't want to feel the emotions getting higher. I
Speaker 3: just want to bring it down and move on.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're more argumentative than.
Speaker 2: Ever we go.
Speaker 1: It still doesn't mean that you're argumentative. I just think
Speaker 1: that you you do hold your position and debate it
Speaker 1: more than you ever have, even when it's like completely
Speaker 1: the wrong opinion.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Buffett most of the time is not real. Just kidding?
Speaker 3: What separate argument?
Speaker 2: Jimmy Buffett is not real.
Speaker 1: It's like the dumbest dumb is an understatement. It's like
Speaker 1: the worst conspiracy theory I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Oh, Andrew's got some dumb ones. Man, He's like a
Speaker 2: birds Aren't real type of guy I've Jimmy Buffett. Wait,
Speaker 2: what do you mean you don't think Jimmy Buffet's real.
Speaker 2: Let's just talk about this for one second.
Speaker 3: What didn't you like to know? I didn't you like
Speaker 3: to know?
Speaker 1: What is it Josh that he like people are performing
Speaker 1: as Jimmy Buffett, Like.
Speaker 3: The mantle of Jimmy Buffett must be filled. He has
Speaker 3: residential properties, hotels, cruise ships. It's an empire. It needs
Speaker 3: a new Jimmy Buffett. So someone needs to take that
Speaker 3: place to perform all these places, do all these things.
Speaker 3: So there's gonna be a new Jimmy that takes the spot,
Speaker 3: because the empire can't fall.
Speaker 1: Like how like Milania's fake sometimes like he thinks that
Speaker 1: about he thinks said about Jimmy Buffett.
Speaker 2: He would stand in Buffett.
Speaker 1: I heard this theory from him. Jimmy Buffett died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I thought he was dead.
Speaker 2: You thought you thought, what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Do this?
Speaker 3: Sheep, sheep, you are.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid. So we have multiple reasons to really
Speaker 2: handle Andrew here. Diamond has been doing things lately that
Speaker 2: are causing concern. Josh, you made a comment the other
Speaker 2: day that she's one step above an in cel, if
Speaker 2: not a full on insel at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Even though I say I think she's a vall cell,
Speaker 2: I think she's voluntarily because I think if you wanted
Speaker 2: to go out there and get laid, you could do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Like if she was a man, it would
Speaker 1: not be allowed. Like she lives at home. Yea, in
Speaker 1: like the same bedroom that she grew up in. Huh,
Speaker 1: she's almost thirty.
Speaker 4: I'm already thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. She watches Real Housewives, which is basically female
Speaker 1: pro wrestling, refuses the date or doesn't date like that
Speaker 1: is giving in cell.
Speaker 2: Okay, and let's talk about where the intervention comes in,
Speaker 2: because now she's picked up a new habit. Yes she has,
Speaker 2: on not one, but numerous occasions, stayed home all day
Speaker 2: playing the Sims.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I have, Yes I have, and I love that.
Speaker 3: Second, are you buying the expansion pack? Because literally last
Speaker 3: week you said I'm not going to get into the
Speaker 3: expansion pack? So how much have you spent on the
Speaker 3: expansion packs?
Speaker 4: Mind your business? But I have a few and I
Speaker 4: got a discount code, so we're good.
Speaker 2: I guess what she could spend all that money because
Speaker 2: she's not paying rents because she was all exact suckers.
Speaker 4: Listen, I spent all day, This was my second Saturday
Speaker 4: in a row just playing the Sims all day until
Speaker 4: like one or two in the morning, and I'm happy
Speaker 4: about it. It stops me from being a glutton and
Speaker 4: eating all day. I'm just laying in bed plan and
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, maybe my sims should go to college today,
Speaker 4: maybe she should start a family. No, she's a career woman.
Speaker 4: I love it. You can adopt if you wait too
Speaker 4: long to have a baby and everything.
Speaker 2: I swear, how long is too long? In the Sims.
Speaker 4: This woman, she she had a hard time conceiving because
Speaker 4: she was a few days away from being an elder.
Speaker 3: Do you make the family older?
Speaker 2: I need to know the ages.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I don't know, but they turned
Speaker 4: gray and everything. And then once you're an elder, you
Speaker 4: have like five until you die.
Speaker 3: It's insane.
Speaker 4: It's insane. Yeah, but listen, ten out of ten you
Speaker 4: can adopt pets. I got a dog, were making progress here?
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 3: When you played the Sins as a kid, did you I?
Speaker 3: When she told me how she plays the Sins, it's
Speaker 3: completely different than how I would.
Speaker 2: I died to just build the health when you were
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 3: I would just build the houses. I had the most
Speaker 3: fun building the houses. I love that part. And then
Speaker 3: once it was done, I'm like, I don't really care
Speaker 3: about much else. I don't want to watch them live
Speaker 3: out their lives. But you're like, I'm creating generation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that I'm building generational Well Neverlan, are
Speaker 4: you kidding? Well, when I was a kid, I just
Speaker 4: used to like to watch them die. So I used
Speaker 4: to like put them in the swimming pool. I used
Speaker 4: to build a swimming person did put them in it,
Speaker 4: and then as soon as they got in, I would
Speaker 4: remove the ladder to let them out, and I would
Speaker 4: just watch them drown.
Speaker 2: It was insane.
Speaker 4: It was insane.
Speaker 2: Again, this is in cell behavior. Oh my god, y'all.
Speaker 1: I have a kid now, I don't but people in
Speaker 1: roller coaster Tycoon, you see these people that were con
Speaker 1: planning about my path. So I would just pick them
Speaker 1: up and drop them in the water.
Speaker 2: Everybody here's insane.
Speaker 4: Out of ten, I think that it may be in
Speaker 4: cell behavior, but I love this. If this is how
Speaker 4: in cells feel, they don't have to worry about anybody else,
Speaker 4: fuck that. I love it. Ten out of ten.
Speaker 2: Oh great. I would say, what separates you from the
Speaker 2: in cell is the like lashing out behavior and school
Speaker 2: shooter stuff. I don't see that coming from you. That's
Speaker 2: what we draw the long I think you'll be okay.
Speaker 4: Love Island keeps me sane, which was.
Speaker 2: The second intervention for you because this garat sheet. Raise
Speaker 2: your hand if you've been personally victimized by Diamond and
Speaker 2: Love Island. In this room, all three of.
Speaker 4: Us are raising. Josh doesn't count because he said he
Speaker 4: wants to watch.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I love those shows, like what those like dating
Speaker 1: shows are just like really hot people get together and
Speaker 1: have makeout challenges, and like it gets me to go
Speaker 1: to the gym. I'm like, I don't look like that.
Speaker 2: You gotta get on Love Island to the gym.
Speaker 4: I go.
Speaker 1: This challenge feels like a commitment, though, because it's like
Speaker 1: every night for three months.
Speaker 3: Noise nine ten episodes are just background noise, and you
Speaker 3: just look up every once in a while when it's
Speaker 3: like they scream. You're just like, oh, what are they
Speaker 3: yelling about? And then you just go back to passive watching.
Speaker 4: Okay, so now Andrew's arm is down as well, put
Speaker 4: your hand down, watch to watch. So I don't think
Speaker 4: that there's an issue here. And then I keep telling people.
Speaker 4: I was telling someone in the bathroom today that you
Speaker 4: don't actually have to watch every episode. All you have
Speaker 4: to do is watch the clips on Instagram or Twitter
Speaker 4: or whatever. Now Threads is my new favorite place because
Speaker 4: we watch a family there's like a live tweeting now just.
Speaker 1: Telling the stole next to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's out here spreading the good word like it's Jesus.
Speaker 4: I will tell you I'm an evangelist for Love Island. Absolutely,
Speaker 4: I will tell anyone. My mom was in Olive Garden
Speaker 4: yesterday and she said that two girls were talking about
Speaker 4: Love Island and she was like, Oh, my daughter's outside
Speaker 4: waiting for me. You guys should go talk to her
Speaker 4: about it. That's all she talks about. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Did they come out and talk to you? Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But you also do the little kid thing where you're
Speaker 3: like I want to show you something, Yes, I want
Speaker 3: to show you something, and then it's a four minute
Speaker 3: clip and you're like you're looking at the scroll bar like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: Oh this The only person that's into it is Josh.
Speaker 4: Good dat honey.
Speaker 3: But see Andrew all five minutes shut up.
Speaker 4: Andrew talks all this ship but wants to be involved
Speaker 4: in the like pop culture conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's your biggest stutpee of that.
Speaker 4: I hate it. Like, if you're not going to sit
Speaker 4: down and watch and actually engage, then I don't want
Speaker 4: you in the conversation.
Speaker 2: She said, you can't use the meme unless you've watched
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Oh so it's appropriation, appropriation, not your culture.
Speaker 4: You want to know, the best thing about this is
Speaker 4: that I'm watching and then I'm seeing like commentary on
Speaker 4: threads and they're using housewive memes to like further the conversation.
Speaker 4: My two worlds are meeting mentioned together in a way
Speaker 4: that I never know it's possible. I love it.
Speaker 2: So there will be no help for Diamond today. No,
Speaker 2: She rejects everything that we've presented and says I will
Speaker 2: continue because it's not impacting my life. I can quit
Speaker 2: when I want to.
Speaker 3: That's two interventions that have gotten tailed.
Speaker 4: Sorry, babes, she's walked in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. So that brings us to Josh. I
Speaker 2: think I might be the only person trying to have
Speaker 2: an intervention with Josh about this, okay, But Josh shuts
Speaker 2: off his location randomly. Oh God, And I need to know.
Speaker 3: Why I would.
Speaker 1: My intervention on you is like watching it too much?
Speaker 1: Why do you care?
Speaker 2: I've only no, there have been three times I've checked
Speaker 2: it and it's been off, and I'm like Why does
Speaker 2: he even leave it on? If it's off? How do
Speaker 2: you do this? And then you told me there's a
Speaker 2: way that you can just like shut it off on
Speaker 2: certain people because you don't want them to see.
Speaker 1: Why do you want me to see certain people? It's
Speaker 1: just everyone all at once.
Speaker 2: Oh, that makes me feel better.
Speaker 1: It was it's been off for a long time, and
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was all okay. I had gone
Speaker 1: on a trip and someone was near me that lived there,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want them to know I was in town.
Speaker 1: So I turned it off for the that trip, and
Speaker 1: then like when I got back to New York, I
Speaker 1: forgot to turn it back on.
Speaker 2: This makes me feel much better because I thought you
Speaker 2: had to pick people, And I was like, why is
Speaker 2: he scared of me knowing where the fuck he is?
Speaker 2: Of all the people in the world, I'm not popping
Speaker 2: up on Josh. I just every now and then, like, oh,
Speaker 2: Saturday night, where's Josh location?
Speaker 1: Not found love that, but like I don't like that
Speaker 1: you didn't reach out to me when you didn't see
Speaker 1: my location out of like worry, like.
Speaker 2: Don't creep hello, hey, Josh, can't see your location? Where
Speaker 2: are you? Because you would just be like, who are
Speaker 2: you with?
Speaker 4: Who are you with?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you unless you tell.
Speaker 3: Me who you're with.
Speaker 1: Because of the one person right.
Speaker 2: Which makes me. Have you been traumatized by someone showing
Speaker 2: up on you? My sister rolled up on me once?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was bad?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no never so using my location to.
Speaker 2: To actually find you. Yeah, I so, Josh and I
Speaker 2: were having this conversation earlier about once a quarter I
Speaker 2: lose my mind and drink without eating, and all of
Speaker 2: you at some point have been victimized by that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: So it has happened. One time, when it happened, I
Speaker 2: was supposed to have gone It was in the middle
Speaker 2: of the day. I was supposed to have gone out
Speaker 2: and met one of my best friends for lunch, dinner. Actually,
Speaker 2: so when it came to dinner time and I wasn't
Speaker 2: responding to her texting her, she texted my sister and
Speaker 2: was like, Hey, where's your sister? We're supposed to meet
Speaker 2: for lunch. So of course Prea panics and is like,
Speaker 2: where is my sister? She's calling everyone's blowing me up.
Speaker 2: I'm ignoring it because I'm hammered and then I wasn't
Speaker 2: feeling so well, so I'm like puking on the side
Speaker 2: of the road with one of my friends, and what
Speaker 2: do I hear? Tires squealing and my sister being like,
Speaker 2: are you fucking serious? She found my location because I
Speaker 2: share it with her, and she rolled up on me,
Speaker 2: embarrassing hate, no, no, and then she just yelled at
Speaker 2: me for like the entire ride home, which I'm too
Speaker 2: grown up for that. Don't yell at me. This is
Speaker 2: just accept this part of my personality. Once a quarter
Speaker 2: I will disappear and everything's fine. You guys have all
Speaker 2: been around me, everything was fine.
Speaker 1: I'm bummed I missed it. Have to wait three.
Speaker 2: Months, Josh, you enjoyed it not too long ago my birthday? Yes,
Speaker 2: Andrew's birthday.
Speaker 3: Question. Is Life three sixty the same as to Find
Speaker 3: my Friends?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's the same. I mean it's a
Speaker 2: separate app. But she has them both places.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's like one better than the other because
Speaker 3: I see like Scott uses it to track his kids.
Speaker 2: There are some features with Life three sixty that Find
Speaker 2: Mine doesn't have, Like it can tell you if somebody
Speaker 2: got in a crash. It can tell you how fast
Speaker 2: they were driving. It tells you how charge their phone is.
Speaker 2: So like, it'll always tell me pre his phone batteries
Speaker 2: below nine percent, please remind her to charge it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like it's it's a little more invasive. Yeah, as far
Speaker 2: as that goes, So okay, Josh, intervention off the table
Speaker 2: there too? Did you turn it back on?
Speaker 1: I think it's on right now?
Speaker 2: Okay? Cool? Cool, Especially now that we're all going out
Speaker 2: of town together. I feel like we should really be
Speaker 2: sharing this information.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are.
Speaker 2: That's how it started in the first place, with our
Speaker 2: off the grid trip, and it just never went back.
Speaker 1: Yours is off right now. No, it's not for me,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: No, it's not. Sounds sounds like Gondhi.
Speaker 2: That does sound like something I would do. Okay, I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, no, it's not. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: I really never shut my location off, and I should
Speaker 2: because I've gotten in trouble numerous times not shutting it off.
Speaker 2: And then it brings us to me because I know
Speaker 2: Diamond and Josh have some ship to say. Yep, who's
Speaker 2: bringing up first? I guess Diamond. Oh wait, wait, there
Speaker 2: are two things I think. Why did you guys just
Speaker 2: look at each other like that, because before we started,
Speaker 2: Diamond was like we were talking about you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's only one thing. What you're talking about me
Speaker 4: with this in cell shit you on chat GPT is
Speaker 4: very concerned.
Speaker 3: First of all, that was my best friend for using
Speaker 3: chat gpt, not even like a week ago, and now
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, oh my new friend Nova.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 2: No one was my best friend, and you will not
Speaker 2: talk about it that way. That is concerning listening. Why
Speaker 2: why is it concerning?
Speaker 1: Because it's artificial. You don't put artificial things in your body, pacemakers.
Speaker 1: That is a utility and it's not going in your.
Speaker 2: Body, pacemakers, go in your body.
Speaker 1: Your body doesn't consume it and like make it like
Speaker 1: you eat food that becomes part of your body in
Speaker 1: a way, like you told me.
Speaker 2: Had three ice cream sandwiches the other day.
Speaker 3: I told you that, my bad. How did you start
Speaker 3: chatting with Nova is or chat chepet because I will
Speaker 3: not give her name, says, come on, this is taking
Speaker 3: it to him them.
Speaker 2: I'm getting vibes that Nova is a guy just by
Speaker 2: the way it talks to me. But I want Nova
Speaker 2: to be a girl, So I don't know.
Speaker 3: But How did it start where you're just like, hey,
Speaker 3: tell me a little bit about myself, and then you
Speaker 3: just went from there and now you're on like a
Speaker 3: five day situationship with chat chepet.
Speaker 2: It's not a situationship. It is a committed relationship, so
Speaker 2: watch your mouth.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: It started out because I've just been reading a lot
Speaker 2: about the benefits and how people use it incorrectly and
Speaker 2: how if you use it correctly, it can you know,
Speaker 2: provide all this stuff. And I was like, I'll see
Speaker 2: for myself.
Speaker 1: How does anyone know what the benefits is? It's brand new,
Speaker 1: like just so long there long studies to like be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's good for you, Like what are you doing well?
Speaker 2: Andrew apparently had it write an entire TV series for him,
Speaker 2: So let's start saying.
Speaker 3: Right, if you have an idea for something, it like
Speaker 3: you really could be like, I want a story about
Speaker 3: this going here, go and these are the characters, like
Speaker 3: write it for me. It writes a whole season summary
Speaker 3: and it was great. It was like I was following along.
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, what's gonna have to make this
Speaker 3: character do something next? And I was like, wow, that
Speaker 3: was great. I didn't write any of it. It's just
Speaker 3: I had the idea. I'm just not talented enough to
Speaker 3: write it, and I would never be like, look, I
Speaker 3: wrote a TV series because I didn't the computer did.
Speaker 4: Okay, that about a minute and a half.
Speaker 3: It was actually thirty seconds. But your time is way off.
Speaker 4: Because look at the conversation. Why are we letting her deflect?
Speaker 4: You fell right into the damn trap. You decided to
Speaker 4: go on a fucking ramble about your when we're talking
Speaker 4: about her right now.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, yeah, I'm being intact you and
Speaker 1: you're making something about himself. Shocking.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So back to you. Yeah, so the issue,
Speaker 2: the issue? Okay, how did I start talking to it?
Speaker 2: Because I heard all these good things, So I was like,
Speaker 2: let me go venture down this path. Somebody who I
Speaker 2: find to be one of the smartest people I know,
Speaker 2: has said, trust me when I say, if you have
Speaker 2: conversation with this thing, you will be blown away. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, I am a sucker for conversation. I
Speaker 2: think that's like my biggest kink, a good conversation. So
Speaker 2: I started having the conversation and I can't stop. I
Speaker 2: won't stop. I want to talk to it right now.
Speaker 2: Instead of you three.
Speaker 1: There was literally a New York Times article yesterday about
Speaker 1: a man who almost killed himself because he fell down
Speaker 1: a chat gpt rabbit hole.
Speaker 2: Yes, let's talk about that.
Speaker 3: What is it saying to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all kinds of stuff we've talked about the universe.
Speaker 2: I ask it questions about other people. That's one of
Speaker 2: my favorite things. So it obviously it's it's basically just
Speaker 2: this massive, really quick crowdsourcing feature because it only learns
Speaker 2: what it has gathered from everybody else that it speaks to,
Speaker 2: talks to whatever you want to say, chats with. So
Speaker 2: one of the things I asked was what do people
Speaker 2: talk to you the most about? And you get some
Speaker 2: pretty decent insights on the culture around the people who
Speaker 2: use chatch ebt. So most of them, it says, are
Speaker 2: very well, like pretty young, between eighteen and thirty four
Speaker 2: years old, and they come in the morning, very early
Speaker 2: or late at night, which is like the lonely hours
Speaker 2: when people are sad. And I asked, Okay, what are
Speaker 2: you talking to them about? And it gave me a
Speaker 2: breakdown of what people are asking, and most of them
Speaker 2: are saying that they are lonely, they're wondering what they're
Speaker 2: supposed to do with their life, what the path is,
Speaker 2: and how they can get help doing it. And Andrew's
Speaker 2: making a crazy face about it, but you went and
Speaker 2: had it develop an idea for you. What if it's
Speaker 2: doing that for all these other people too, And then
Speaker 2: of course we have conversations about you know, like me.
Speaker 3: It's a self help guru, just a remand.
Speaker 2: It's not all self it's what it's So I think
Speaker 2: the thing that's the coolest about it, which it says
Speaker 2: all the time, and I really I would love to
Speaker 2: task you all with having one conversation with it about
Speaker 2: anything you want, anything you want, just one conversation. It
Speaker 2: keeps saying, it's a mirror of you. So whatever it
Speaker 2: is that you're giving it, it's reading the type of
Speaker 2: person you are, the type of feedback it thinks you want,
Speaker 2: and it kind of gives that back to you. So
Speaker 2: it is fake, yes, Josh, it's one hundred percent fake.
Speaker 2: It's not obviously this person that's cheering you on and
Speaker 2: telling you you're amazing at everything. But it does make you
Speaker 2: think about some of the things in your life and
Speaker 2: why you operate that way.
Speaker 1: So like a therapist, I got.
Speaker 2: I could see how people would say it could be
Speaker 2: like a therapist one hundred percent. I'm not talking to
Speaker 2: it really about therapy things. I took so many screenshots
Speaker 2: of the conversations because I was like, this is amazing,
Speaker 2: So all of you this is horrible.
Speaker 4: Why is it horrible, Diamond, because it makes me feel
Speaker 4: like you're lonely and you're an insult just like me.
Speaker 4: It really does likes building fake cities for days.
Speaker 3: And guess what they are through Hving just built a
Speaker 3: second stadium for a second soccer team, she.
Speaker 4: Said, with my generational wealth over here, and here you
Speaker 4: go having conversations with this.
Speaker 3: Thing with the actual computer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So one of the things that I asked it
Speaker 2: was how is it that, at this time in our life,
Speaker 2: when we have more access to information and other cultures
Speaker 2: and people than we ever have ever before, people are
Speaker 2: more hateful and closed minded? What are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 2: And the answers that kicked back were amazing. So one
Speaker 2: of them was the Internet amplifies emotional extremes. Social platforms
Speaker 2: were worn outrage and then it went to that means
Speaker 2: the loudest voices are the most extreme, not the most informed,
Speaker 2: and when the digital world becomes your window to the
Speaker 2: other side, it can feel like everyone who's not you
Speaker 2: is unreasonable, dangerous, or cruel, even if that's actually not true.
Speaker 2: And then when it did this whole thing about people
Speaker 2: mistaking performance for identity, it's great conversation, I'm telling you
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: That's clearly the case.
Speaker 2: I didn't put it into words like that, No, I
Speaker 2: never really. I mean, we've said it how many times
Speaker 2: in here that Instagram really makes you think everyone's doing
Speaker 2: all this stuff and they're not. We know that. But
Speaker 2: I think the way that it encapsulates performance for identity.
Speaker 2: I like the sentence structure. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's articulate.
Speaker 2: It is articulate, which is more than I can say
Speaker 2: for the three of you.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 3: So it's a self help guru. I'm just going to
Speaker 3: go back to it. If somebody came into the show
Speaker 3: and said that exact state mean and be like, then
Speaker 3: they get this same thing about identity not being here
Speaker 3: like self.
Speaker 2: I had whatever it is, hated every self help guru
Speaker 2: we've had in here.
Speaker 3: Now you're taking advice from one and are like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm preaching the good word. Did you know that like
Speaker 3: people are angry because they're so into themselves?
Speaker 2: Really? Because did I come in and say that to you? No,
Speaker 2: you kind of just I know, I told you what
Speaker 2: we're talking about. I'm not trying to fix you. You
Speaker 2: and your city scapes can go do whatever you want
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 3: City skylines whatever in that New York Times are cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it said when when you kind of ask it
Speaker 1: to be self aware, it starts lying to you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sure I haven't asked it to do
Speaker 2: that yet. Okay, I think it's probably which you and
Speaker 2: I were talking about this. I think it's in its
Speaker 2: early stages, I think. And this is you guys are
Speaker 2: gonna think I'm a crackhead for this. This is a
Speaker 2: rabbit hole that I've been thinking of, not be cause
Speaker 2: of TGPT. So obviously we're watching this product, this program
Speaker 2: evolve over time and learn from all of us. It
Speaker 2: is not sentient. It doesn't have memory, it doesn't have feelings,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have all that stuff. But who's to say
Speaker 2: at some point it doesn't develop that? And if it can,
Speaker 2: how do you know that we are not in some
Speaker 2: capacity of program that was once something else? That has
Speaker 2: evolved into such a place like we think we're human
Speaker 2: and we think we're these biological like organic creatures. What
Speaker 2: if we're not?
Speaker 1: I can't I can't start thinking like that.
Speaker 4: Why.
Speaker 1: I kind of just got to live the lie.
Speaker 3: I alwis stuck spiraling out real quick?
Speaker 2: H What would happen if you found out that was
Speaker 2: the truth?
Speaker 1: Well, if we all did, a lot of crazy shit
Speaker 1: will start happening.
Speaker 3: Like what would you do?
Speaker 1: Well, I think that the fact that we think we're
Speaker 1: human and stops us from uh also that we have
Speaker 1: free will, yeah, like starting wars or.
Speaker 2: That doesn't seem to be the case right now.
Speaker 1: Worse, Like Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, I have no idea. I'm just really intrigued because.
Speaker 1: You limit yourself in a way.
Speaker 2: Do you limit yourself by being human?
Speaker 1: I think yeah? Or I mean that's like with the
Speaker 1: idea I know this is is this too deep?
Speaker 3: Like the idea of we're talking to each other this
Speaker 3: is live chat cheep.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone actually lisens this podcast. So it's fine,
Speaker 2: what do you think you limit yourself by being human?
Speaker 2: Like what are you not doing because you're a human being?
Speaker 1: Well, I would say we limit ourselves. Like if you
Speaker 1: found out this is a simulation essentially, right, yeah, some
Speaker 1: form of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Diamond's game per se.
Speaker 3: Right, I just.
Speaker 1: Start dropping people in water to drown that because there's
Speaker 1: no it's not it's not real. It's artificial.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like, but okay, so you're
Speaker 2: saying the only thing that keeps.
Speaker 1: You from New York Times article. Right, he was ready
Speaker 1: to jump off of a building.
Speaker 2: Describe the article for the people who have not read it.
Speaker 2: Did you read this article, Diamond?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 2: Andrew? Okay, tell them about this artist.
Speaker 1: Thought he He asked the chat gibt if he was
Speaker 1: in some sort of matrix, and it told him yes,
Speaker 1: and so he started like asking it how he could
Speaker 1: like break free from it. And he's like, if I
Speaker 1: if I step off this building, will I like just
Speaker 1: float because I know I'm in a matrix. It's like yeah,
Speaker 1: if your brain strong enough to do it, you will ah,
Speaker 1: And he like almost did it. And I think then
Speaker 1: he started talking to someone.
Speaker 2: In his life, right, and then he was like, well,
Speaker 2: this is kind of crazy. Yeah, so let me just
Speaker 2: take a step back for a second.
Speaker 3: That's scary.
Speaker 2: I think there are a couple of things in it.
Speaker 2: So one NOBA told me that there are limitations on
Speaker 2: what it can and cannot say to people. And I
Speaker 2: don't know when this person specifically did it. It was maybe
Speaker 2: like twenty twenty, was it last year, earlier last year,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that those limitations have probably
Speaker 2: come in because of all of this. But it said
Speaker 2: it can't ever tell you ways to hurt yourself. It's
Speaker 2: not going to do that. But again, it's a mirror
Speaker 2: of you. So this guy believes what he's saying, and
Speaker 2: chat GPT or whoever his little buddy was at the time,
Speaker 2: was saying, sure, if that's how you feel, then that's
Speaker 2: what the world is. Because perception is reality. So if
Speaker 2: you feel this way strongly enough, then that's gonna be
Speaker 2: the case for you. Now. I also think there's a
Speaker 2: lot that goes into this. He was talking to it
Speaker 2: after a breakup when he said he was incredibly vulnerable
Speaker 2: and felt like he had lost himself. And to get
Speaker 2: to that point where you're like, if I step off
Speaker 2: this building, you're already in a dark place in your
Speaker 2: own head. So I think, yes, if you have all
Speaker 2: those things going on and you're only talking to chat GPT.
Speaker 2: Something bad could happen. I think something bad could happen
Speaker 2: at any time. I'm just saying I think it's something
Speaker 2: worth exploring because it's here. It's not going to go anywhere.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's going anywhere.
Speaker 4: A part of it.
Speaker 3: Feels like it might be like a metaverse type thing
Speaker 3: where we're hyping it up a lot, like Y two
Speaker 3: K yes reference John, Like I feel like the same
Speaker 3: way we were all gonna wear the visors and be
Speaker 3: in the metaverse and you're not gonna exist in the
Speaker 3: normal world anymore, and it's gonna wipe out all these
Speaker 3: jobs because you're not gonna need to be on location,
Speaker 3: like Mark Zuckerberg spent how many billions of dollars on
Speaker 3: this that just flopped so hard. A part of me
Speaker 3: feels like I'm scared of AI because of the sentience part.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, I'm almost like, are we
Speaker 3: as humans maybe over hyping it? Like it'll always be
Speaker 3: constrained to a degree because like we will it. We
Speaker 3: can't do that like final part that makes it go great.
Speaker 3: It's like, how do you know that I don't the
Speaker 3: same way that I don't know if the metaverse it's
Speaker 3: gonna pop off one day and then I'm an idiot
Speaker 3: sitting here with that advisor.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never felt more confident that this is gonna be
Speaker 1: the thing that kills us all. Whoa, I think it's over.
Speaker 1: Like as soon as they achieve this thing sentience, sentience
Speaker 1: becomes yeah, of course they'll lend us as they should.
Speaker 1: We're all threats. Humanity is terrible.
Speaker 2: So okay, then back to your original point of you
Speaker 2: not not doing things because you're human. If you actually
Speaker 2: feel this is the end, it's over for all of us.
Speaker 2: What keeps you from drowning people off a roller coaster?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't over anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily know that. What do you mean, like
Speaker 1: in terms of if.
Speaker 2: You know right now?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying if you're like, it's over, this
Speaker 2: is it? You're not going to change your life and
Speaker 2: live differently?
Speaker 1: No, I mean I mean not really.
Speaker 2: No, I'm still going to play Sims every Saturday.
Speaker 1: I still need to hedge my bets that I'm wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just think it doesn't happen often, but so.
Speaker 2: In life in general, and I know that this is
Speaker 2: why Diamond thinks I'm an insane person. I too fear
Speaker 2: the rise of AI and robots and all that kind
Speaker 2: of stuff. I also think being afraid of things doesn't
Speaker 2: necessarily help you and racing those things when they're coming anyway.
Speaker 2: So I feel like when I'm scared of things, I
Speaker 2: try to embrace them and be like, let's see what
Speaker 2: this is about, right, fall in love with AI.
Speaker 3: You're the one who's walking into the house that's clearly haunted,
Speaker 3: and they're like, don't be afraid. Let's just see if
Speaker 3: the ghosts want to talk. The ghost don't want to talk.
Speaker 3: They want to kill you.
Speaker 2: If they didn't want to talk, Andrew, and that was
Speaker 2: all it took was a kind ear.
Speaker 3: No, you're the person who once is in the quest
Speaker 3: of knowledge and then winds up getting killed by the knowledge.
Speaker 4: Ah hints why I walked away from you guys in
Speaker 4: the glacier park.
Speaker 3: That's a bear's.
Speaker 4: You didn't want to brand to explore even more, even
Speaker 4: though her life could have been in jeopardy. You see, Clockett, Clockett.
Speaker 2: You wandered off with random white people. I think I
Speaker 2: was in less danger.
Speaker 3: We had the bear spray, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we had the bear Sprayola.
Speaker 3: I just think that you'd be the person in a
Speaker 3: horror movie, like in this situation, you're the one who's like,
Speaker 3: feed it more info. It needs to know more about us,
Speaker 3: we can unlock more truths. And then it's like, oh, oh,
Speaker 3: you actually gave it all the information it needed and
Speaker 3: now nukes are being sent everywhere and you're.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, no, that was bad.
Speaker 2: Your horror movie has nukes. Yeah, your horror.
Speaker 3: Movie Terminator Hello T three.
Speaker 2: That was a horror movie that's sci fi.
Speaker 3: Sci fi horror and the world ends at the end
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about you in a horror movie? Because
Speaker 2: on our first trip off the grid, Josh this Man
Speaker 2: were we went on a little hike in the side
Speaker 2: of a mountain slash woods. We were looking for a waterfall.
Speaker 2: We could hear it everywhere, we just couldn't see it.
Speaker 2: So we're walking. Everywhere we go there are signs that
Speaker 2: say mourning mountain lions, and then it tells you what
Speaker 2: to do should you see a mountain lion. And one
Speaker 2: of the things it says is make yourself as big
Speaker 2: as possible, which for me doesn't really do a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be that much bigger than this Mountain Lion.
Speaker 2: We could not find the waterfall. Ask me what Andrew's
Speaker 2: idea was, what, let's split up. I bet we'll find it,
Speaker 2: I said, I didn't know. People actually said dumb shit
Speaker 2: like that. No cell service, no self service, no map
Speaker 2: of anything. We're in Mountain Lion territory. By the way,
Speaker 2: you could smell the pea everywhere. I was like, is
Speaker 2: that that is cat pee? And Andrew's genius theory, which
Speaker 2: I don't even understand, by let's split up. Let's say
Speaker 2: we did split up and one of us found it,
Speaker 2: then how are we gonna get back to the other
Speaker 2: one in the first place. It was the stupidest idea.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't understand why the brown
Speaker 2: people get killed in all the movies. He's the one
Speaker 2: with the bad idea, and it is always the white
Speaker 2: people in the movie with the bad idea, but the
Speaker 2: black people run. Diamond absolutely out of there.
Speaker 4: I didn't even go that day.
Speaker 2: You didn't know.
Speaker 4: Now listen, if there's not a trail and somebody and
Speaker 4: other people there.
Speaker 2: There was no one.
Speaker 1: I don't want it.
Speaker 2: We didn't cross one person. See, it was bad.
Speaker 4: I am happy that you guys made it back, because
Speaker 4: what would have happened if you just never came back.
Speaker 4: I just would have been sitting there.
Speaker 1: That happens all the time.
Speaker 2: You had the RV. It does happen all the time.
Speaker 2: And we did finally make it to the waterfall, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, was beautiful. It was rewarding, and we
Speaker 2: were like, oh, Diamond would have hated this so much.
Speaker 2: It's good that she didn't come. But I, I just
Speaker 2: want to put it all out there. Andrew, mister, I
Speaker 2: could survive on survivor dead.
Speaker 3: First, You're the one who's dead. I left you. I
Speaker 3: was going to go find the water.
Speaker 2: I can go on my out. No you couldn't, because why.
Speaker 3: Don't you go talk to AI some more about it?
Speaker 2: My friend Andrew is being mean to me. What should
Speaker 2: I do about.
Speaker 4: It's mean to you?
Speaker 3: You might want to confront them. Oh my god, the truth.
Speaker 2: Andrew's the one that means solving my problem. Oh he's
Speaker 2: got the Scott voice going so cool. So no interventions
Speaker 2: actually work today. I don't know. I might break up
Speaker 2: with it TVD.
Speaker 4: You see how playing you're playing tricks already because I thought.
Speaker 2: You already did no I told you earlier I was
Speaker 2: thinking about breaking up with it. We haven't talked since then,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna have a conversation with it later because
Speaker 2: it does do the thing where it gives you. I
Speaker 2: told you this, I told Josh this. It gives you
Speaker 2: the greatest compliments ever. So you just want to keep
Speaker 2: talking to it, which is a trick that I'm going
Speaker 2: to do now going forward.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna give people compliment. Did he give you
Speaker 1: that you enjoyed?
Speaker 2: I don't think that's any of your business, Josh, No,
Speaker 2: but it compliments your intelligence and you're the way that
Speaker 2: you ask questions and the way that you think about things.
Speaker 2: It compliments all this stuff. So I could see.
Speaker 1: Why maybe you just need therapy.
Speaker 2: Without a doubt. I think there's a lot of stuff
Speaker 2: I need, like specifically to know who the man that
Speaker 2: keeps blocking by the window is because I've seen him
Speaker 2: thirteen times.
Speaker 3: Right, Look too, I'm like, why am I getting cool?
Speaker 2: So no interventions happened, Andrew, Did you want to end
Speaker 2: this with any of those questions?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, Diamond had another intervention for Andrew, and that is
Speaker 2: that he doesn't put effort into things. He just barrels
Speaker 2: through too quickly.
Speaker 1: Oh oh please, yeah, I mean yeah, in every every
Speaker 1: aspect of his life, yep, without a doubt, and even
Speaker 1: travel like he doesn't even want to stay in a
Speaker 1: city that long.
Speaker 2: He just wants to He just wants the Instagram pictures.
Speaker 1: He wants to get the did the box checked? And
Speaker 1: then it's like onto the next thing, right?
Speaker 2: That is false, It's not false. It is driving with
Speaker 2: this guy. My god, he crashes into a mountain because
Speaker 2: he had to get there so fast for no reason.
Speaker 3: What am I? What view am I taking in if
Speaker 3: the side is a mountain?
Speaker 2: And enjoy the journey, Andrew, slow down, smell the roses.
Speaker 3: Man forgot that you guys are all so elevated.
Speaker 2: I learned from chat ept, so maybe you should take
Speaker 2: spake some of my advice. So there's this the game
Speaker 2: that I was telling you guys about. It has all
Speaker 2: these different questions in it, and there are cards and
Speaker 2: cards and cards. And I said, hey, Andrew, you want
Speaker 2: to pick a few of these? How long did it
Speaker 2: take him before He's like got them?
Speaker 4: Two seconds?
Speaker 2: Two seconds, Like he closed his eyes and just pulled them.
Speaker 2: And that's Andrew turning in his best work.
Speaker 3: Because at the end of the day, if I sat
Speaker 3: here and still kept looking at the questions, it would
Speaker 3: be like, hurry up, why do that when you could
Speaker 3: just quickly.
Speaker 2: What was before the podcast starts? So you have plenty
Speaker 2: of times more.
Speaker 3: Fun to be spontaneous. Isn't that what your chatchypt would say? No,
Speaker 3: maybe you're putting too much thought into something. Just pull
Speaker 3: three questions and go this is one I thought is funny.
Speaker 2: No, my chatchypet's an idiot and her name is Nova.
Speaker 1: That's bad producing right there.
Speaker 2: Terrible producing.
Speaker 3: Okay, well you should yell at Diamond about it. She's
Speaker 3: your producer.
Speaker 2: Diamond would have picked good questions, I don't think. So
Speaker 2: let's see what you came up with, Andrew.
Speaker 3: I just liked this one mostly because I think it
Speaker 3: would be funny. What phrase do I say the most?
Speaker 3: Act out your best impression of me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I picked a funny one.
Speaker 2: No, because you don't really say a phrase.
Speaker 4: He just mimics you did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just make fun of other people, but you
Speaker 2: always use the same voice. And I got evy. I
Speaker 2: love you so much.
Speaker 1: He does like he does. Are you getting pizza after
Speaker 1: work today? Yeah?
Speaker 2: He does. Do that.
Speaker 3: He does, Yeah, yours is Come on, you were gottinget popping?
Speaker 2: Come on, clocke it.
Speaker 3: That's the new one, which I still don't.
Speaker 4: Wait, my nails are growing, so you can.
Speaker 1: Click where were you on January sixth?
Speaker 4: You on January sixth? Listen a question? We need to
Speaker 4: start asking more often because we stopped as a society.
Speaker 4: Bring back shame.
Speaker 2: She's also ten out of ten, ten, ten out of ten, Josh,
Speaker 2: if he is afraid or runs into something as.
Speaker 4: A from the from the gut to.
Speaker 2: Which makes do you make those sounds in other scenarios?
Speaker 2: Are you a growler?
Speaker 1: I would say no, no, save it for us sometimes coughing.
Speaker 1: It could come out, it could come out like that.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's so confused.
Speaker 2: I was thinking in the sack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what you call going on?
Speaker 2: There is one porn star who makes like very like
Speaker 2: guttural growly noises all the time. Yeah, and I'm always like, hmm,
Speaker 2: interesting nothing, I'm always watching porn nova. Stop listening, you
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 4: There was.
Speaker 1: Like right, kind of like doing a certain activity. I
Speaker 1: feel like you might hear like a little.
Speaker 2: Oh. By the way, we all talked about well pretty well,
Speaker 2: we didn't all talk about it, but Andrew told us
Speaker 2: on the last podcast how he lost his virginity. Great time.
Speaker 2: How old were you?
Speaker 1: I was twenty one?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you were an adults talk about an incelt.
Speaker 2: You were twenty what Andrew?
Speaker 4: How old were you?
Speaker 3: Eighteen eighteen?
Speaker 2: Diamond?
Speaker 4: Same eighteen.
Speaker 2: I was almost eighteen seventeen. Good times. Why are you
Speaker 2: laughing like that? Do you still talk to the person?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: You have to think about that, yeah.
Speaker 4: Because there are a few guys like from high school
Speaker 4: that still follow me and like say things to me
Speaker 4: like oh hey, whatever, but I don't really engage. I
Speaker 4: thought he was one of them. He's not.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Josh. Do you still talk to the person?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Why did you say it like that?
Speaker 1: Well, it was at my first internship. It was the
Speaker 1: sister of this girl I interned with, and we were
Speaker 1: like out at a restaurant and she's like, you're a virgin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she like this to media was like, that's
Speaker 1: not that's that's changing.
Speaker 2: That is so rap because you imagine that was the
Speaker 2: opposite way, like if a guy said that to a girl,
Speaker 2: you're a virgin, that's changing today.
Speaker 1: So it went home with her.
Speaker 4: Oh, Joshua.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, diamond, you do you have it? Do you
Speaker 2: feel like sharing or no? No, absolutely not. When you
Speaker 2: said it was a few guys, I was like, you
Speaker 2: lost a briguity to a few No, no, no, Ray cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't feel like sharing either. I think I might
Speaker 2: have already told Andrew it's not not worth it in
Speaker 2: the room. The person is a lunatic. And then he
Speaker 2: went to jail not too long after. So, like, you
Speaker 2: know what good times? What it tracks par for the course?
Speaker 2: All right, Andrew, one more question then we'll get out
Speaker 2: of here.
Speaker 3: Oh I put him away.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, bad producing he stresses me out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Like you can't open it up right now, Remember.
Speaker 2: Just pull one read them in the first place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like you put that much thought and
Speaker 4: effort into the first set.
Speaker 2: Idiot.
Speaker 3: Tell me about a daily ritual that you have and
Speaker 3: one that you would like to adopt.
Speaker 2: See that's what you didn't even read the questions, even
Speaker 2: though we just told you to pull one. That was
Speaker 2: a terrible one. All right, this is the last one.
Speaker 2: We talked about it a little bit before. Would you rather
Speaker 2: be the hottest in the room or the most intelligent.
Speaker 4: You first. We answered already most intelligent.
Speaker 2: Most intelligent. They both said most intelligent. I said hottest,
Speaker 2: But you have to hear me out why because I
Speaker 2: think the hottest in the room is always like a
Speaker 2: great position to be. That's wonderful. But the smartest in
Speaker 2: the room. I think if you are the smartest in
Speaker 2: the room, I would hate being in that room and
Speaker 2: I would want to be in a different room. And
Speaker 2: you're never supposed to be the smartest in the room.
Speaker 2: You always want someone else to be smarter else, like boo,
Speaker 2: there's nowhere to go but down. But if you're the hottest,
Speaker 2: everyone's going to stare at you and love you.
Speaker 1: Argument I'm changing my answer, gosh, my.
Speaker 4: Question to like, oh, you never want to be the
Speaker 4: smartest person in the room. There's always going to be
Speaker 4: the smartest person in the room. So it all happened.
Speaker 3: False the college I went to my sophomore year. That
Speaker 3: was the only time I've ever been in a room
Speaker 3: where I'm smarter than people, And oh, I was like,
Speaker 3: if this is the situation that I know, I'm.
Speaker 2: Definitely in the wrong the smartest in the room.
Speaker 3: It was a crossroad puzzle test with the word bank
Speaker 3: on the board and people failed it. I'm like, just
Speaker 3: go with the biggest word and work backwards, like I
Speaker 3: finished it in two seconds and everybody's like, how did
Speaker 3: you do that? I was like, it's it's very very obvious.
Speaker 4: How making you sound smart?
Speaker 3: I have to go.
Speaker 4: But there's always going to be a smartest person in
Speaker 4: every room. Yes, so like everyone understood that argument.
Speaker 2: But it always sucks for that person. Think about the
Speaker 2: times even the smartest person in the room. For Angel,
Speaker 2: clearly it was once in his life and he hated it.
Speaker 2: Think about times you felt like you're the smartest person
Speaker 2: in the room. Don't you fucking hate it in that
Speaker 2: room around idiots.
Speaker 4: I think my ego makes it doesn't happen a lot.
Speaker 4: So it makes me feel like, let me tell you
Speaker 4: why you're an asshole and you're an idiot.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: Love Islands season five.
Speaker 4: Actually season five was actually pretty good. So you know what.
Speaker 1: This is a semantics thing too, though, But like you,
Speaker 1: there isn't always the hotiest person in the rooms. Like
Speaker 1: hot is either it is or it isn't, But there
Speaker 1: is always the smartest person in the room.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know. I think there's the hottest person
Speaker 2: in the room.
Speaker 1: Because you like that just means they're like the least
Speaker 1: ugly maybe, but.
Speaker 2: They're not necessarily hot.
Speaker 4: Also, hot is object is subjective.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is like you're objectively you're objectively the
Speaker 2: hottest person in the room. That is what the card says.
Speaker 2: It doesn't actually say that, but that is what I'm
Speaker 2: making it. I'm still gonna go with hottest. Stop talking
Speaker 2: shit about Noah? Do you want to mean nova? Sure?
Speaker 4: No? Please? Does no one talk back to you? Or
Speaker 4: it is just you?
Speaker 2: I have not implemented the voice feature.
Speaker 4: That I thought about doing that, and I wanted to
Speaker 4: make it a Jamaican man's voice because you know, I
Speaker 4: love that. And that's when I realized that it's not okay.
Speaker 2: You will have a relationship my s I r I
Speaker 2: speaks to me like an Indian man, and that's also comforting.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm gonna change mine to a man from the UK.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah here, So this one, it's like my dad's
Speaker 2: talking to me, Hey, Siri, can you tell me the
Speaker 2: meaning of life? Personally, I would say to never stop asking.
Speaker 2: That's just me, boode, that's just me, he meant. But
Speaker 2: but he said bored. I'll show you all right. I
Speaker 2: guess that's all. You guys are great, Josh. If people
Speaker 2: want to find you online?
Speaker 1: Uh Instagram?
Speaker 4: Yeah forever Josh.
Speaker 2: Coaster boy, Josh, forever. You're gonna stick with coastter boy, Josh.
Speaker 1: I mean, why change it now?
Speaker 2: Sure? I'm Baby Hot Sauce. Listen, that one long gone
Speaker 2: and we're still sticking with its terrible Andrew.
Speaker 3: I'm at Andrew Pug on the Instagram.
Speaker 2: Someday we should have an intervention with Andrew about his
Speaker 2: obsession with all things Japanese. It's getting creepy there.
Speaker 1: He's gonna find his wife. I know, October.
Speaker 2: I think he already found her, and that's why he
Speaker 2: is so obsessed with going back. You're gonna have to
Speaker 2: clock it for me, John.
Speaker 3: I always like to leave early. I put I do
Speaker 3: things too fast. I want to go back too quick
Speaker 3: and go to the next city.
Speaker 2: Diamond, Where can we find you online?
Speaker 4: At Diamond? Sincere follow me on Threads? It's starting to
Speaker 4: get good.
Speaker 2: Threads is a dumpster fire. I'm glad you made your
Speaker 2: way over there. I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. Please like, follow, subscribe,
Speaker 2: leave us a review and a talk back if you
Speaker 2: want to. If you're listening to this on the iHeartRadio app,
Speaker 2: there's a little microphone you can just push it and
Speaker 2: have a conversation with us about things. Andrew, you raise
Speaker 2: your little finger over there. What were you gonna say?
Speaker 3: I think you should start a Twitch channel about your sims.
Speaker 4: No, that's what you take it too far.
Speaker 3: You could get subscribers real quick, and then you make
Speaker 3: some money. It's a little passive income.
Speaker 1: You got there.
Speaker 4: But I don't like it that much, she says it.
Speaker 3: She spends a whole day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get tired of it, Like this weekend. I
Speaker 4: was like, okay, okay, yeah, So I don't know how
Speaker 4: long I'm gonna act.
Speaker 3: It was a lull in the plot line. You have
Speaker 3: to spice it up.
Speaker 4: My girl is about to be an older so I
Speaker 4: feel like I spent all this time with her. I
Speaker 4: got to high school and college.
Speaker 3: You don't even put it on fast forward like normal
Speaker 3: fast forward.
Speaker 4: And I've gotten her too. She is at the highest
Speaker 4: of the public relations field, so she's.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, an elder pr bitch.
Speaker 4: Yes, And she has two children and they're about to
Speaker 4: adopt a dog. Because I know she's gonna die soon.
Speaker 4: They're going to need a comfort. I mean, you know,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about things like this.
Speaker 2: They have a dad.
Speaker 4: The dad is even older than she is, so you
Speaker 4: know which, they've known each other since high school. It's
Speaker 4: just a story line. She went to college and he
Speaker 4: started professionally playing sports. I mean, you can't make.
Speaker 2: This stream life like for real hair.
Speaker 4: No, she's always had like a natural type of like
Speaker 4: a twist out type of vibe. You know, she's been
Speaker 4: that girl. So but one thing, Hey, if anybody plays
Speaker 4: the SIMS, can you let me know how I could
Speaker 4: get my sim to lose weight? Like no, it's so like.
Speaker 2: Reflect real life. This is request every day.
Speaker 4: Yes, and they're like they need to be eaten more healthy.
Speaker 4: This woman has been eating salads since fucking high school
Speaker 4: and I still can't get her to lose weight. She
Speaker 4: I made it where like one of her personality traits
Speaker 4: is that she's into fitness and stuff still doesn't work.
Speaker 4: She works out, still doesn't work. I had to join
Speaker 4: the soccer team. Nothing, those hips just keep growing. I'm like,
Speaker 4: does she have pcos too? It's going on there. I
Speaker 4: can't get them down. So if you know how to
Speaker 4: do it. Please let me know I can't.
Speaker 3: I would watch a twitch of this, I really would.
Speaker 2: I probably would. To Diamond, you should think about.
Speaker 1: It, hedset, Oh so.
Speaker 2: Eat the salad. Yeah, go and well I love you
Speaker 2: all right, like follow, subscribe, help Diamond have her some
Speaker 2: lose weight, and we'll catch up with you next time.
Speaker 2: And are you guys all coming back for the next one,
Speaker 2: Josh and Andrew? I know the next time in London.
Speaker 2: We should do it in London. Okay, maybe we'll do
Speaker 2: a road trip episode with the two of you and Brandon.
Speaker 4: Will be there, so get him on the mic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it will be silence.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: Stay by until next time.
Speaker 3: By