1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Was that what I Lisa taking Michael Berry. She's a 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: great voice. I'm not trying to creep you out. Why 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: does everybody think everything is sexual? Or may be worse? 4 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: Have I reached the point where I don't think everything 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 1: is sexual? Which makes me old? It's crazy because so 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: I said, I posted a little story about my buddy 7 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:30,159 Speaker 1: Toby Shults and that, you know, we used to have 8 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,559 Speaker 1: a sleepover when we were a kid, you know, when 9 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: we were in sixth, seventh, eighth grade, and I get, 10 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: you know, like five emails from people going, that's gay, 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: that's gay. We were in sixth grade and we rode 12 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: our bikes over to the other one's house because our 13 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,279 Speaker 1: parents but we grew up in a Southern Baptist home 14 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,200 Speaker 1: and neither one of us, neither one of our parents 15 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: would allow us to go out to any other heathen 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: houses where the people drank. That's not gay, good grief. 17 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: We'd we'd stay up and watch Benny Hill. Now that 18 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: might have been, but I mean, my point is it's 19 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: kind of tiresome. Actually if you everything you say. You know, 20 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: I said something about my knees the other day and 21 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: someone that's my niche, you creep what a weird thing 22 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: to do anyway, That was meant to start off as 23 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: a very positive segment and say say thank you to 24 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,320 Speaker 1: somebody today. Tell somebody you love them, that you work with, 25 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 1: that that did something for you. Thank somebody for just 26 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: being great at what they do if they work for you, 27 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 1: with you, or are your boss. All right, let's get started. 28 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: I always cut it short, and I don't want to 29 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: do that because that's not fair to Chad A. Coney Knakanishi, 30 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: the greatest executive producer in all the Land. Courtesy of 31 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: Chad A. Coney Knockanishi, the greatest executive producer in all 32 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: the Land. It is your week in Reviews. I think 33 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: it was written by an obstetrician. Ah push it oo 34 00:01:55,120 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: baby baby baby baby. Ooh baby baby, but baby baby 35 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: hit up on this. I could see the musical influence. 36 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 2: Hong Kong. 37 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: You know, I think we have fun. You guys, there 38 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 1: were grown men sitting in a downtown New York office 39 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: building creating stuff like that for kids. 40 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 3: A road rage fight in the heart of Magnolia, and 41 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,920 Speaker 3: it happened right in front of the Montgomery County Sheriff. 42 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 4: Sheriff Wesley Doolittle was driving to an event when suddenly he. 43 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:39,920 Speaker 2: Came up on a dangerous scene. 44 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 5: Do little breaking up a road rage incident as a 45 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 5: driver involved was brandishing a gun. 46 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 6: I actually asked a guy, I said, please, do not 47 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 6: make me. 48 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: She did to see a sheriff take somebody down his 49 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: own dang cell. Yeah, that's that's Wesley. Do a lot ramon, 50 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: not do little? Am I right? 51 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,520 Speaker 3: Police say she tried to impersonate an Ice age just 52 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 3: so that she could get revenge on her ex boyfriend. 53 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 7: Battle showed up at the victim's job, identifying herself as 54 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 7: an ICE agent, wearing a black shirt with ICE printed 55 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 7: on the front, carrying a handheld radio and a sheriff's 56 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 7: office business card. 57 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: We don't believe there's any other threat to the public 58 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 1: at this time. Now, let's talk to local law enforcement. 59 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: Should the public be concerned? No, we think this was 60 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: an isolated event. We've got it under control now. 61 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 4: Trapper forced to wrangle an alligator right in the middle 62 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 4: of I ninety five. A reptile on the highway there 63 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 4: in Jacksonville, Monday. 64 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: The barefoot trapper known. 65 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 4: As the Blue Collar Brawler is up there capturing the 66 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 4: giant gator. 67 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: I think to myself, you got these people, and thank 68 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: God for my highlights. Like things that I go through 69 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: a bad MF. I managed to stop buying my fingernails. 70 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: That's pretty much where I am, you know what I mean. 71 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: We don't talk enough about John Popper's harmonica playing. That 72 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: dude can blow the mouth organ. 73 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 5: H side. 74 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 2: As Michael Very Show continues, some of you. 75 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: Will remember Rico Mastriani. Rico uh America is his real name, 76 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:27,919 Speaker 1: but he goes by Rico and he was our his 77 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: He was officially listed as being security, but really Rico 78 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: was the face of the RCC. He was the person 79 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: that most people saw first when they came on property, 80 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: and they saw last when they left the property. He 81 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: would escort the little old ladies in. He would help 82 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: people out. He would he would provide security where it 83 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 1: was needed, and there were a few times that it 84 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,720 Speaker 1: was uh he would he would break up if if 85 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: two people would were arguing, he would keep it from 86 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: from escalating. But he really cared about the people and 87 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,840 Speaker 1: he's remained a friend of mine to this day. He's 88 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,720 Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful guy. He's a great dad to his 89 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 1: two boys. He sent me a video or I guess 90 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: he posted it and I pulled it. And there's really 91 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 1: no good reason for me to play this other than 92 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 1: I thought it was hilarious. So he was driving to 93 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: work a month or so ago and there's a cow 94 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 1: on He drives down this country road somewhere out in 95 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: Beasley or Richmond area, and there's a cow that comes 96 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: up to the fence and he gets out and talks 97 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: to the cow. And you just got to know Rico 98 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: if you ever came to the RCC. He was a big, 99 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,840 Speaker 1: big burly guy with a black go tee and he'd 100 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 1: usually wear sunglasses and he'd wear a duster. Everyone knew 101 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,760 Speaker 1: him by his duster, his black duster, usually in boots 102 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:53,159 Speaker 1: and black hat. You couldn't miss Rico. Everybody knew Rico. 103 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 1: Manstrean Air just they knew Rico anyway. So it's it's 104 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,520 Speaker 1: him getting out and talking to this cow. And the 105 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 1: reason I share it is it's kind of Rico in 106 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: touch with his softer side. And I think all of 107 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: us could stand to drive a country road and get 108 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: out and have a one way conversation with a cow. 109 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 1: I really do. I think it's a long horn if 110 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: I remember correctly, So not a cow longhorn. But I 111 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: think we could all stand to maybe have a conversation 112 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: with nature on more than one occasion. Probably good for 113 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 1: our blood pressure. 114 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 8: Good morning, buddy, how you doing. I got this buddy 115 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:43,600 Speaker 8: of mine on a radio. He likes to talk a lot, 116 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 8: and he told me to give you a new name. 117 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 8: He said, Carmel Mel for short. 118 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 1: You good with that. 119 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 4: I know. 120 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 8: It's not so bad of a name. Huh, you're just 121 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 8: chilling out again, I know, Mel. Can you say Mel? 122 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 8: That's right? 123 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 5: Mel, Mel. 124 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,559 Speaker 9: You have a good day, buddy. 125 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 8: I'll come visit with you tomorrow. 126 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 10: Okay. 127 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: You know when when when I think about how difficult 128 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: it has to be for Democrats today, I got so 129 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 1: much audio that we haven't we haven't even begun to 130 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: scratch the surface. There's there's audio of Elizabeth Warren telling 131 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 1: the Fed they got to lower the interest rate and 132 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: you know it has to be done, and practically threatening them. 133 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 1: And then when Trump does it a few days ago, 134 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: she says, or this is this is a constitutional crisis. 135 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 1: There there's Harry Reid saying that you know, this Fourteenth 136 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 1: Amendment is being being made a sham of with all 137 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 1: this birthright citizenship and it's it's all so horrible and 138 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: it needs to stop. There's all of these cases Chuck 139 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: Schumer talking about things that now he criticizes Donald Trump for. 140 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 1: And you know, they all loved Trump. The hilarious thing 141 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:35,320 Speaker 1: is they all loved Trump when he was a guy 142 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,840 Speaker 1: that they felt like they could use. But they're not 143 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 1: consistent on anything, and they can't be consistent. And the 144 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,319 Speaker 1: important thing to understand, and this is where our folks 145 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: get confused, and it'll make you crazy, is believing that 146 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: they have any sense of principle. They want raw power 147 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: and control. They will use that to get money and 148 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: sex and other things, but it's the power they crave. 149 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: And until you understand that, they're gonna make you crazy 150 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: because you're gonna. 151 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 5: Go how can he say that? 152 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,559 Speaker 1: He says that now, But remember when they said this, Hey, 153 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,080 Speaker 1: calm down, calm down. This is the crazy guy at 154 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,440 Speaker 1: the bus stop. When you drive past the crazy guy 155 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: at the bus stop and your windows are down and 156 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: he says, hey, you're a cannibal and a murderer. You 157 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,720 Speaker 1: don't you don't go back up and go back says 158 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 1: why do you say that? You go? Oh? Crazy guy 159 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,560 Speaker 1: has words. Crazy guy has ideas. You don't think twice 160 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: about it. You have to understand that progressives, communists, Marxists, liberals, 161 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 1: they are all They're all the same now, b L 162 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:51,320 Speaker 1: m A. It is all about power. They want power. 163 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,439 Speaker 1: They are Hall monitor wannabes. That's why it all fits 164 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:58,560 Speaker 1: in together. These seemingly disparate ideas all fit in together. Power. 165 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: That's COVID, your children not belonging to you. DEI. It's 166 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:07,839 Speaker 1: all about power. And you can imagine. I mean, they 167 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,560 Speaker 1: need a drug for this, because what are they going 168 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 1: to do? They can't keep it all straight. 169 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 2: The following is a pay commercial announcement from far left 170 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 2: wing nuts. Are you tired of being confused about which 171 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,959 Speaker 2: arrests are good for democracy and which are dangerous escalations? 172 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 2: Call the New Rules for the Justice Hotline at one 173 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 2: eight hundred eighty you crazy. Our highly trained political consultants 174 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,720 Speaker 2: are standing by to explain arresting a former president you 175 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:35,200 Speaker 2: don't like. 176 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,440 Speaker 1: Tonight, a former president is facing federal charges for the 177 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: first time in US history. 178 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:44,679 Speaker 4: Arolic arresting a judge h Harvard's illegal aliens, Oh fascism. 179 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,600 Speaker 2: Democrats are condemning the arrest of Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan 180 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,040 Speaker 2: warning it could threaten the rule of law. 181 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,679 Speaker 4: And I think it's time in America that we finally 182 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 4: having proper conversation about the F word. 183 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 2: No, not that one. Fascism, indicting rivals, saving democracy, enforcing 184 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,560 Speaker 2: immigration law. 185 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 8: When you're in the country illegals, violation eight United States 186 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 8: Cold thirteen twenty five. 187 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 9: Speaking asylum is legal? 188 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 8: Do you want to seek asylon and go through the 189 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 8: port of entry doing the legal way? 190 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,079 Speaker 5: And of the republic. 191 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 9: The Attorney General of the United States have made that 192 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 9: clear warning. 193 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,440 Speaker 2: Logic, consistency, and memory from five minutes ago may cause 194 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,760 Speaker 2: severe allergic reactions in color long. 195 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 4: So don't think, don't ask questions, just dial what eight 196 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 4: hundred you crazy? Today operators are standing by right next 197 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 4: to the piles of shredded subpoenas, burned ballots, and Hunter 198 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 4: Biden laptops rules for the justice oubi because hipocrisy isn't 199 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 4: a budd it's the whole business model. This this is 200 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 4: the Michael Berry Show. 201 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,079 Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the one. 202 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 5: Yeah. 203 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:03,439 Speaker 1: The Kentucky Derby is this weekend. I think our friend 204 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: Matt Bryce is having a Derby party, or as many 205 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:13,559 Speaker 1: Englishmen say, a Derby party. Hold On, I wrote down 206 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,439 Speaker 1: some yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. They are having it at 207 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 1: Federal American Grill at the Hedwig Village location, which is 208 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,679 Speaker 1: itinan Campbell and the Woodlands location, and Katie not at 209 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: the downtown and but anyway, they do prizes. You know, 210 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 1: the girls love to dress up. Heck, I think some 211 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 1: of the guys let like to dress up too. It's 212 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:35,640 Speaker 1: such a silly, ridiculous, absurdist thing to do. And that's 213 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 1: the fun of it, isn't it. I mean, really it is. 214 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 1: You know, drink Mitt Julips. Mit jellips are kind of 215 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 1: one of those things that you only you only drink 216 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 1: at this time and and I don't know, I think 217 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 1: the whole thing is funny and fun I got no 218 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 1: problem with anyway. It snuck up on me this here. 219 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,199 Speaker 1: It's in between Easter and Mother's Day. You got baseball season, 220 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 1: you got basketball playoffs, and you got football coming in 221 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: the fall and all that. You know, you just had 222 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,559 Speaker 1: the draft, and that takes your time, and the politics. 223 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,600 Speaker 1: He's twenty four to seven for me right now. I mean, 224 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 1: it's it's really more of an event than a sport. 225 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,360 Speaker 1: You're right. Okayan makes a good point. The most famous 226 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:17,200 Speaker 1: horse race of all time or not horse race? The 227 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,200 Speaker 1: most famous what I say racehorse has to be Secretariat, 228 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,840 Speaker 1: right the Michael Jordan the horse racing Seabiscuit would be 229 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: Lebron is not a fair assessment. That's that's Jim's assessment. 230 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:34,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. Kentucky Derby is one of the oldest 231 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:39,760 Speaker 1: traditions on American soil. They've been racing since eighteen seventy five. 232 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 1: They've never canceled, which is pretty cool. They moved it 233 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: to the fall during COVID, but they did not cancel. 234 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,560 Speaker 1: By the way, Ramon, have you ever had a mint Julip? 235 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: Never have had a mint jewelup? Terrible? They could either 236 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: cause or kill malaria. I can't remember swine flew cancer 237 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 1: A just one swaller. Yeah, there's nothing. It's they're not 238 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 1: They sound so good a mint jew and I like mint. 239 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,120 Speaker 1: Here we are in the Bourbon country and somebody thought, hey, 240 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 1: let's poison the tourists by adding a bunch of sugar 241 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,760 Speaker 1: and mint to our perfectly fine bourbon. Why would you 242 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:24,520 Speaker 1: do that? You're trying to girlify it. Our buddy Matt 243 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 1: Brice at Federal American Girl would at least do it right. 244 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 1: But he does that smoking gun, old fashioned table side. 245 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: You ever had that with the smoke and the box 246 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,520 Speaker 1: and all we used to do at the RCC. That's 247 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 1: that's cool. I mean, that's that's that is cool right there. 248 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:44,920 Speaker 1: The fastest horse in Derby history, Secretariat, goes from a 249 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: head in front on the backstretch and pulls away by 250 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 1: two lengths at the finish. This morning we were looking 251 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 1: at we were watching the footage, so I guess you 252 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the footage, wouldn't make sense. But 253 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,160 Speaker 1: the first leg of the triple Crown in a track 254 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:04,080 Speaker 1: record that's still stands at one fifty nine point four 255 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 1: to oh. 256 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 6: Angle light in fifth. The Secretariat has made a sudden 257 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 6: move and is now six. Then it's restless jet our 258 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 6: native beginning to move up, Navajo four go and Warbucks 259 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 6: beginning to move up, followed by my gallant and twice 260 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:24,160 Speaker 6: a Prince. They're into the turn and bunching for the leader, 261 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 6: with Shecky Green still the leader by half a length 262 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,960 Speaker 6: on the outside and challenging is Sham and he's now 263 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 6: got a head in front. Now Shecky Green responds to 264 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 6: the challenge in those two are heads apart. Royal and 265 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,040 Speaker 6: Regal is third and holding on gold Bag drops back. 266 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,160 Speaker 6: Secretariat is fourth and moving up on the outside and 267 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 6: is now third and moving at the leaders as they 268 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 6: come for the head of the stretch. They're at the 269 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,000 Speaker 6: head of the stretch and Sham is the leader. He 270 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 6: leaves it by a length. Secretariat is in the center 271 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 6: of the racetrack and driving. Checky Green now drops back, 272 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 6: coming on of it is forgo our native on the 273 00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 6: outside now and they're in the stretch. It's sex Secretariatcretariat 274 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 6: on the outside to take the lead. Sham holding in second. 275 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 6: It's Secretariat moving away. 276 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 3: He has it might two and a half. 277 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 6: Sham then on the outside. Our need is at the wire, 278 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,960 Speaker 6: explaing to be Secretariat. 279 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,800 Speaker 1: He went it by two lengths. 280 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 6: Jam a second, our native third by an act more 281 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,720 Speaker 6: goings forth restless Jennis him and it looked like Navaho 282 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,480 Speaker 6: might have gotten enough for six the big horse, the 283 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:28,040 Speaker 6: six million dollar syndication. Secretariat responding to what they asked today, 284 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 6: was he the real horse? Or was he not? 285 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,400 Speaker 2: And you saw it. 286 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 1: I find it interesting to learn about things that other 287 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: people are into. You know, some people they're really into something. 288 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: They want to kind of show off, and if you 289 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,840 Speaker 1: if I so much as mentioned it, they'll want to 290 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,680 Speaker 1: correct me to show how smart they are. You don't 291 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,680 Speaker 1: need to do that. I don't claim to be an expert. 292 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 1: I had a hell of a good time with Mattress 293 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: Mac a couple of years ago. President Trump came in 294 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 1: our suite, Jordan Peterson came in our suite, and you know, 295 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 1: Mac puts the biggest bet down every year. So you're 296 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 1: followed the whole day by NBC, which is fine, and 297 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: you need to pick your nose and you gotta kind 298 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: of slip off. And Secretariat would go on to set 299 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,480 Speaker 1: track records at Preakness and then Belmont, where the stallion 300 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 1: won the Triple Crown by an incredible thirty one links. Officially, 301 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,159 Speaker 1: the announcer says twenty five links in the audio, but 302 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,639 Speaker 1: it has been said that it was in fact thirty 303 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:26,560 Speaker 1: one links. Becoming the greatest racehorse of all time, that's 304 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: something that is uh. The slowest winning time was a 305 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,560 Speaker 1: horse by the name of Kingman in eighteen ninety one 306 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,439 Speaker 1: at two point fifty two twenty five. I guess that 307 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: was before we discovered steroids. We started juicing them with 308 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,679 Speaker 1: the steroids. In related news, Elmer's Glue was founded two 309 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 1: months later. Too soon, Too soon, took you a second, 310 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:03,120 Speaker 1: didn't it? In twenty fifteen, ten years ago. The largest 311 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,280 Speaker 1: crowd on Derby day one hundred seventy five hundred and thirteen. 312 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 1: The last triple crown winner was seven years ago. The 313 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,960 Speaker 1: horse's name was Some folks out there will know we 314 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: got some horse racing fans. 315 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,399 Speaker 5: I know we do. 316 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 1: I know for a fact. Justify which I have a problem. 317 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 1: We don't need triple crown winners all the time anyway. 318 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,119 Speaker 1: So I went to the Kentucky Derby a couple of 319 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: years ago, and Eddie Martini's brother, father Lee Martini, is 320 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:38,480 Speaker 1: the priest for that diocese. I guess he's the priest 321 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 1: of the church. The church was built in eighteen seventy, 322 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,160 Speaker 1: completed in eighteen seventy. And you think about this, That 323 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 1: means they had to start building that thing right after 324 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: the Civil War in Kentucky, which was ravaged. It's one 325 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,320 Speaker 1: of the most beautiful churches I've ever been in, and 326 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:58,879 Speaker 1: I've been in every major If Sir Christopher Wren designed it. 327 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 1: If it's in London, Paris, Italy, I've been there, and 328 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. This little church right there 329 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 1: in Louisville is one of the most beautiful churches. But anyway, 330 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 1: Father Lee Martinian and I and my wife and Mattress 331 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,760 Speaker 1: Mac spent the day together. Mattress Mac is a very, 332 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,520 Speaker 1: very devout Catholic, so he loved having the priest with us. 333 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,879 Speaker 1: But the coolest thing, the funniest thing was Father Lee 334 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 1: obviously wore his you know, the whole get up, his 335 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:32,440 Speaker 1: his his robes, and people would come up and ask 336 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 1: him to pick their numbers, and people would give him. 337 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: They would buy a ticket and give him one, and 338 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 1: he would say, I can't keep it, but if this 339 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: ticket wins, it will be handed over. He doesn't accept money, 340 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,360 Speaker 1: he doesn't spend money, he doesn't use me. He retired 341 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,400 Speaker 1: from the militaries in the navy, uh and he gave 342 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: he had all of his retirement sent to his parents. 343 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:58,080 Speaker 1: He took a vow of penury. It's pretty pretty amazing story, really, 344 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,520 Speaker 1: Father Lee Eddie's brother. 345 00:19:59,560 --> 00:19:59,920 Speaker 9: He was in. 346 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:05,440 Speaker 1: Africa at a on a mission there, and Eddie sent 347 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: a lot of money over and everybody knew Father Leed did, 348 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: and they they founded all these schools and and all 349 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,040 Speaker 1: these things. But it's it's someone that has devoted their 350 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 1: their life to uh sacrifice and service, and it's a 351 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:23,159 Speaker 1: pretty cool deal. And people coming up nobody made jokes, 352 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,480 Speaker 1: Nobody you know, made priest jokes or whatever. They knew 353 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: this wasn't a guy masquerading. People came up and were 354 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:35,240 Speaker 1: so respectful and and so tender toward him about what 355 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,600 Speaker 1: he does and how much that means to them. And 356 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,679 Speaker 1: I took I took that away from the experience as 357 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,640 Speaker 1: much as anything else. Of course, Mac was in four 358 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 1: million bucks kind of. 359 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 5: Stuff Michael Barry show. 360 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 1: If he doesn't say it, who will? 361 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,520 Speaker 9: You know? 362 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,760 Speaker 1: The reason we played this got how much I liked 363 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: it run is it was on this day in twenty 364 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:09,720 Speaker 1: eleven that Osama bin Laden was killed by the Navy 365 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 1: seals who went in and bravely put him down like 366 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:18,200 Speaker 1: the dog he is. And it was done in Abadabad, Pakistan, 367 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 1: a matter of a few feet from what is the 368 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,359 Speaker 1: equivalent of their west point. You think the Pakistani government 369 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 1: didn't know and wasn't wasn't involved, Remember Abadabad was in 370 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 1: the news last week. 371 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 9: I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action 372 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:40,000 Speaker 9: and authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden in Abadabad, Pakistan, 373 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 9: Badabad abadabad Abadabad, Pokakistan, Abadabadabad. 374 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: Who made that? Was that Bobian pocket? 375 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:03,400 Speaker 6: It's done. 376 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,760 Speaker 9: Let me be clear, Let me be clear, let me 377 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,160 Speaker 9: be clear. 378 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:08,680 Speaker 5: Stuff that. 379 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,920 Speaker 1: The whole thing with Ossam bin Laden reminded me of 380 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 1: Ralphie May talking about Osama ban You remember this. 381 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 3: There's one bogey man that ain't gonna get anybody anymore, 382 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 3: and that's old ben Lawdon ben Lydden's done, got got that. 383 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,640 Speaker 3: If I told you ten years ago that it would 384 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,439 Speaker 3: be the Navy that got Ben Laden, you'd be like, stop, 385 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 3: there's no water there. Would they drop a boat on 386 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 3: his ass? I mean, come on, son, those Navy seals, boy, 387 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:45,400 Speaker 3: they handled their business. Jack got his killed his air, 388 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,080 Speaker 3: then they threw him in the ocean like a decepticon. 389 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. Okay, these Navy seals 390 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,200 Speaker 3: that did their job expeditiously, that are amazing individuals. Would 391 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,600 Speaker 3: you feel and look at your hearts, would you feel 392 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,919 Speaker 3: any different about those men on Steal Team six who 393 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 3: brought bin Laden to justice if you found out that 394 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,760 Speaker 3: they had slept with a couple of dudes in their 395 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:15,720 Speaker 3: life before. Hell no, right, it'd be like you're a hero, right, 396 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Give that boy some ribbons. I know they 397 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,680 Speaker 3: love ribbons. Get him a baby blue ribon to go 398 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,880 Speaker 3: around his neck. Oh better yet, let's have a parade. 399 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:32,879 Speaker 3: Let's have a parade. Have be awesome. I know we 400 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,720 Speaker 3: just repealed don'nats, don't tell, but people still have a 401 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 3: problem with it. You could be anything, but if you 402 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,040 Speaker 3: want to raise your hand and serve this country, you 403 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,840 Speaker 3: can't do it. You can't protect your family. Nope, nope, nope, 404 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,240 Speaker 3: because you sleep with the wrong people. All right, that's 405 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,360 Speaker 3: what we were saying, like really, like you're afraid you're 406 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,600 Speaker 3: not gonna be able to shoot without junk hitting them 407 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:58,879 Speaker 3: in the head. Stop stop, yes, I am trying to 408 00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 3: be a sniper. 409 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,800 Speaker 1: Okay, now get. 410 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,240 Speaker 3: In a minute, Jesus. 411 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,920 Speaker 1: My last interview with Ralphie May before he died, he 412 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,639 Speaker 1: was so young. There were a couple of moments that 413 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,640 Speaker 1: that I really enjoyed, and one of them was when 414 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,679 Speaker 1: he found out that Snoop and Henry Winkler the Fawns 415 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,400 Speaker 1: were fans of his. So the question was the guy 416 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 1: that you were a big fan of? And then the 417 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,720 Speaker 1: moment you realize that they want to meet you and 418 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,520 Speaker 1: they're a fan of you. 419 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,440 Speaker 10: That was I have two. I have two that I 420 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,080 Speaker 10: had different different scopes. 421 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,640 Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg. 422 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,440 Speaker 10: After a last comic standing reached out to me and 423 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 10: brought his whole Aunthorage to see me perform. And we've 424 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 10: become friends now for over the last ten years, or 425 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,159 Speaker 10: actually buddies. But I was a little taken aback, you know. 426 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,679 Speaker 10: I mean, he's a musician, of course, and too many 427 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 10: had the career he has in his field, but also 428 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 10: an actor, you know, but I respect him on a 429 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 10: number of levels, but also the fonds you know, Henry Winkler, 430 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 10: Henry Winkler. That that kind of threw me back a 431 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:17,439 Speaker 10: little bit. 432 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,920 Speaker 1: How did you find that out? 433 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:24,399 Speaker 10: He called me, He reached out, found my agent and 434 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 10: called me up to do and I got to do 435 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:32,359 Speaker 10: a week he was producing the Hollywood Squares and I 436 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,000 Speaker 10: got to do a week of Hollywood Squares, which has 437 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,800 Speaker 10: always been a thing I wanted to do. 438 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 9: How cool was that? 439 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 1: And then I talked to him about Henry Winkler and 440 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 1: the old jumping the Shark. How long do you have 441 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,360 Speaker 1: to know Henry Winkler until it's not a douche move 442 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,000 Speaker 1: to go all right, Hey, look, can we talk about 443 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: happy days for just a minute. 444 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,080 Speaker 3: Oh he's so sweet. He's like one of the sweetest, 445 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 3: nicest guys of all time. He has zero egos, zero pretense, 446 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,399 Speaker 3: So you talk about it. 447 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Yeah, all right. I have a couple of questions. 448 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,240 Speaker 1: You may have asked. Does he still have the leather jacket. 449 00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 3: He's got Actually that one is in the Smithsonian is 450 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,120 Speaker 3: the one that he wore? 451 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 10: I let the white T shirt that's somewhere to Did 452 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,440 Speaker 10: you ever use. 453 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,760 Speaker 1: The phrase jump the shark in Henry Winkler's presence? 454 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 10: Yes, yes, And he's like, you know, when we I 455 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,760 Speaker 10: thought that the episode was a little much. I didn't 456 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,879 Speaker 10: know it was going to become this cultural phenomenon. 457 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,560 Speaker 3: Imagine. 458 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,399 Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean it's like he imagine. It's like it's like, 459 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 10: you know, Henry winkleran saying, I think this is going 460 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,280 Speaker 10: a little too far, this episode where I jump a shark, 461 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 10: Like that's a little much. Okay. 462 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,920 Speaker 3: I think the only thing we can come back we 463 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,480 Speaker 3: can't recover after that, all right. Is the equivalent of 464 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 3: lou Garritt going I got what. 465 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, what did I have? 466 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:51,560 Speaker 2: You know, I loved that interview. 467 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,359 Speaker 1: I loved that interview so much. We'll close the segment 468 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,120 Speaker 1: with Doug Stanhope, who also loved Ralphie May as I did, 469 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,040 Speaker 1: talking about him at Houston water Park. 470 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 5: We went to a water park with Ralphie May. If 471 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,360 Speaker 5: you don't know him, he's a rotund person of over 472 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 5: several thousand pounds. 473 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,320 Speaker 1: Look him up and get us the record. 474 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:23,600 Speaker 5: He has neighbor Dave on his vision board. One day, 475 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:29,360 Speaker 5: maybe I could be that petite. And there's this giant 476 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 5: water slide in Houston Tube thing and you have to 477 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 5: climb six stories of stairs to get and Ralphie May 478 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,159 Speaker 5: get to the top. They won't let him on the 479 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 5: ride because he's obviously too fat, but they should have 480 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:54,160 Speaker 5: to sign down at the first level, so they made 481 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,880 Speaker 5: him to walk the shamee back down 482 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 7: Zero