Speaker 1: Second date update. When listeners submit requests for phone taps
Speaker 1: or second date updates, they'll send us an email. Or
Speaker 1: you can also fill out like a little questionnaire on
Speaker 1: our website.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have like a submit for me. Actually, go
Speaker 2: to Brook Jeffrey dot com slash submit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's too easy, Yeah, if you do it.
Speaker 1: There's a section on there where we ask people to
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about themselves so that we
Speaker 1: can get an idea of who they are. And the
Speaker 1: guy on the phone today wrote in the about me
Speaker 1: section he alligator wrestles on the weekends, what has a
Speaker 1: collection of inflatable blow up dolls, and used to drive
Speaker 1: submarines for Russia until they fired him when he opened
Speaker 1: a window underwater and they didn't like that. Shut up.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take him at his word for it.
Speaker 1: Please welcome disgraced Russian submarine captain Eric to the show.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Helloo, Eric's not a very Russian name. I don't protect
Speaker 1: you any Russian accent. You must be mus be quite
Speaker 1: the spy now, I mean.
Speaker 2: I get it, like you'd want fresh air if you're
Speaker 2: on a submarine, right, you know, makes sense.
Speaker 1: I'm just so funny. Guessing some of that about me
Speaker 1: section wasn't one hundred percent true.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you can all agree he gets a
Speaker 3: little stuffy with all the men on a submarine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, d my, Hey, thanks for the laugh already.
Speaker 2: We didn't even get you on the phone before I
Speaker 2: started laughing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook, it doesn't laugh that hard at any of
Speaker 1: my jobs, so you should probably be in my role.
Speaker 1: But we I know you wanted to do a second
Speaker 1: date update here. You went out with a woman recently.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: Yes, I went out with a very lovely woman by
Speaker 4: the name of Dana, and he had what I thought
Speaker 4: was a terrific date.
Speaker 2: Can I ask, real quick, did you guys meet on
Speaker 2: a dating app?
Speaker 3: We did?
Speaker 2: Does your dating app include the Russian submarine information?
Speaker 4: I don't remember whether I included that on the app.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I've got so many things that
Speaker 3: I used. It may have I don't.
Speaker 1: So what stood out to you about Dana.
Speaker 3: Well, there was one particular photo that I really liked.
Speaker 3: It was part of the city that's near and dear
Speaker 3: to me, and I saw her sitting there and it
Speaker 3: just it really attracted me to her.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's interesting, like she obviously loves something you love.
Speaker 1: Is it the sewer or you wrestle alligators? Is that
Speaker 1: the area of the city?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, as funny as that would be, no, really,
Speaker 3: we we uh connected on travel, That's probably the main thing. Okay,
Speaker 3: she was a fan of that, and I had a
Speaker 3: lot of photos from my travel experiences.
Speaker 4: I not to say I'm the around the world an
Speaker 4: eighty day guy or anything, but I've been to a
Speaker 4: number of countries that I've enjoyed.
Speaker 1: So so, which country did you travel to for your
Speaker 1: first date?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be cool if it was that exotic? Oh
Speaker 2: my god?
Speaker 1: Or did you go simpler with it?
Speaker 3: Well? No, we went much simpler, and really I don't
Speaker 3: want to name names. We were mostly on opposite sides
Speaker 3: of the city, and she set it up. She was
Speaker 3: willing to come toward my side of the city to
Speaker 3: a small place I hadn't heard of.
Speaker 2: Oh, she found the spot that was near you.
Speaker 3: It was closer to me. I wouldn't say near me,
Speaker 3: but closer to me. She came more than halfway to
Speaker 3: meet me.
Speaker 2: Was a restaurant where were at?
Speaker 3: It was a restaurant. It was a very small, independent
Speaker 3: Italian restaurant. It was lovely weather. We sat outside at
Speaker 3: a glass of wine, had dinner, just rehash some of
Speaker 3: what we had talked about on our initial phone calls.
Speaker 2: Okay, what was the vibe between you two?
Speaker 3: I was very much attracted to her and I very
Speaker 3: much thought she was attracted to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, based on what was there, like a moment or
Speaker 1: like a like something that happened that gave you that feeling.
Speaker 3: Oh, that she was attracted to me. Nothing well for her.
Speaker 3: You you read into this what you think.
Speaker 2: But she showed up.
Speaker 1: She was and she didn't leave. She must be at
Speaker 1: least so sort of until times when I talked she responded.
Speaker 3: When she went to the restroom, she actually came back. Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know this sounds crazy, but a lot
Speaker 1: of these second dates and with them going to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and never coming.
Speaker 3: Back, When will she be back from the restroom? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I do want to mention. I do want to mention
Speaker 3: the moment that you asked for, and you can tell
Speaker 3: me what you think of this. That is when it
Speaker 3: was time to leave.
Speaker 4: I had such an enjoyable time with her that we
Speaker 4: got up to leave and she was standing in front
Speaker 4: of me. Her hair was up okay, and the back
Speaker 4: of her bare neck was in front of me, and
Speaker 4: I just couldn't help that. I bent down and I
Speaker 4: gave her a kiss on the neck.
Speaker 2: And then on the back of her neck, like she
Speaker 2: didn't even see you coming.
Speaker 3: Did not see me coming.
Speaker 1: That just made me like flinch my neck.
Speaker 4: As crazy as it sounds, or creepy as it, she
Speaker 4: turned around and smiled.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it wasn't a cringe?
Speaker 3: I am sure, because some things happened later on. I
Speaker 3: don't want to go into detail. It was nothing that.
Speaker 1: She kissed the back of your legs.
Speaker 3: No, not at all.
Speaker 2: He starts top, she starts down.
Speaker 3: We got to know each other a little bit better.
Speaker 3: We were slightly more intimate than that.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you did find a good match, because I
Speaker 2: my gut reaction to somebody doing that would probably be
Speaker 2: like turn around and elbow on the face or something.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: You know what's bad When Brook says she isn't into
Speaker 1: it because she hasn't gotten any action for years, honestly.
Speaker 5: Lick my neck, Well I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's the reason why she's not reaching back
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's hard to think though, because she she did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you're saying made out with you late.
Speaker 3: Yes, that was it exactly.
Speaker 4: I kissed her as tenderly as I could, and she
Speaker 4: certainly wasn't against it.
Speaker 1: Okay. The more you describe your kissing, the less I
Speaker 1: like kiss out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go into as little description as possible when
Speaker 1: we call her, and then we'll come back get your
Speaker 1: second date update, hopefully if she answers no, I don't know, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think she's had enough tender stuff happened in the
Speaker 1: last few hours. We'll come back get your second date
Speaker 1: update right after this hold on second date update. You know,
Speaker 1: for our social media I feel like we don't do
Speaker 1: quite enough to describe what's happening in these second date
Speaker 1: phone calls.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean because it's we obviously can't have
Speaker 2: the listener on video.
Speaker 1: Right, I think we need to give people more of
Speaker 1: a visual of what happened on Eric's date the other night.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna start rolling some video right here in
Speaker 1: the studio and have Brook get up out of her
Speaker 1: seat and walk around to elect tenderly kiss her on
Speaker 1: the back of the neck the same way that Eric
Speaker 1: did to Daniels. I have a feeling, Alexis, you're gonna
Speaker 1: like this way more than you think you will. Actually,
Speaker 1: we've had this request on the extport. We do. But
Speaker 1: you might go back after this happens and start kissing
Speaker 1: all of your female roommates on the back of the neck.
Speaker 1: This might be a new like bonding activity.
Speaker 2: My breath is hot because I just had I had with.
Speaker 1: My I've never seen this excited.
Speaker 2: You can feel me coming from like four inches away.
Speaker 1: All right, here comes Brooks doing a little saunter dance
Speaker 1: over behind Alexis. Alexis exposed your neck to her. Please,
Speaker 1: she's digging through her hair. It's not gonna work too much.
Speaker 1: Should we get the scissors out?
Speaker 2: I must to let you know I'm off.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm consulting, dude, your neck is.
Speaker 3: Kind of hairy.
Speaker 1: Tried the girls and studio. Do you think, though, that's
Speaker 1: the reason that Eric is not getting a call back
Speaker 1: because that was his go to move anything like what
Speaker 1: I just felt.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine being Eric and making that decision.
Speaker 5: To make that.
Speaker 3: Eric.
Speaker 1: They're thinking that might be the reason that she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back.
Speaker 3: I certainly, hope not. At the time, it seemed like
Speaker 3: the thing to do.
Speaker 2: Had you pulled that move before? Or is this the
Speaker 2: first time that a question?
Speaker 3: No, first and only time. I couldn't help myself. I
Speaker 3: was attracted to her.
Speaker 5: That's honestly better.
Speaker 1: Because she had bent down, leaving her neck a little
Speaker 1: bit exposed in like a shark on Shark Week. Eric
Speaker 1: swam out from behind one of the tables and just
Speaker 1: pointed one on her open neck.
Speaker 3: There were no teeth involved. No, I mean they did make.
Speaker 2: Out later, so she wasn't completely turned off.
Speaker 1: Must have been sort of into it. Those Italian wines
Speaker 1: at that restaurant must have hit pretty hard.
Speaker 2: I need some of that right now.
Speaker 1: Now we got to call it Dana. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her number right now. We'll see if
Speaker 1: she picks up.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey, we're looking for Dana.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: Uh, this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. That's why I said we.
Speaker 5: Hi, there's more people here, Okay, Hi, can I help you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing a segment called a second Date Update,
Speaker 1: and we're trying to help a guy that you went
Speaker 1: out with get in touch with you again. So that
Speaker 1: you guys can meet up one more time.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure I'm interested in participating in this, to
Speaker 5: be honest with you.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe it will.
Speaker 1: Be when you find out who it is, you know,
Speaker 1: because as far as we've heard, it was a great night,
Speaker 1: at least according to Eric.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Italian restaurant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: What did you think about the date?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean it was going okay, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: After we hung out, I was kind of just reflecting
Speaker 5: on the whole date thing, and he just seems overly
Speaker 5: comfortable and experienced, like more than I expected, and more
Speaker 5: than other guys that I've.
Speaker 2: Met on this app have been experienced.
Speaker 5: Like he seems really used to dating, like he just
Speaker 5: did this all the time, like he's an adult male. Awkward.
Speaker 1: I feel like he would want somebody who feels comfortable
Speaker 1: around him.
Speaker 5: I guess I'm not describing it right. I'm talking more
Speaker 5: of like a jig little type of vibe like escort.
Speaker 2: Okay, Like what do you mean that we were talking about?
Speaker 2: Who uses the word tender a lot?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So I went home and I was telling my roommate
Speaker 5: about it, and she told me that there's this Facebook
Speaker 5: page called are.
Speaker 3: We Dating the Same Guy?
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? I thought what that is?
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, and my roommate
Speaker 2: told me she hired him for me.
Speaker 1: What are we dating the same guy?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: Are we dating the same guy? As the thing on
Speaker 5: Facebook where like it's basically a mainly women and you
Speaker 5: post the picture of the guy you're dating and you
Speaker 5: see if anybody in there is also dating the same guy,
Speaker 5: to see if he's, like, you know, dating multiple people
Speaker 5: at the same time. Yeah, my roommate convinced me to
Speaker 5: post a picture on it, and I was like, whatever,
Speaker 5: doesn't seem like a bad idea. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That page seems pretty toxic. I've seen showed it to
Speaker 2: me and it's like it's sketch.
Speaker 1: Are I bet Eric came back with glowing reviews?
Speaker 2: I don't take any woman on that page says one
Speaker 2: nice thing about dude.
Speaker 1: Ever, it's never like here's the one that got away.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it says I don't know him, I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 1: Maybe nobody said anything, But did you get any responses,
Speaker 1: any feedback?
Speaker 5: Well, the interesting response is that there were people that
Speaker 5: says that they've been out with him on dates before
Speaker 5: and whatever. But the talking part was that, like three
Speaker 5: other women have commented saying that he kissed him on
Speaker 5: the back of the neck, and I didn't even mention
Speaker 5: it in my post. Oh what yeah, Like so one
Speaker 5: girl comments in the picture of saying that she had
Speaker 5: been out with him and he does this weird, super weird,
Speaker 5: like back of the neck kiss, and then two other
Speaker 5: girls comment under that, like, oh my gosh, me too.
Speaker 1: He told us that he had never used that move
Speaker 1: on any other woman before you, that you inspired him
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 5: It was honestly so weird and so creepy. And it's
Speaker 5: like this is like his calling card. I love that.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey so upset like you got lied to I. You know,
Speaker 2: It's like jeff is upset.
Speaker 1: First I find out he's not really a Russian submarine captain,
Speaker 1: and now I find out he's actually kissing multiple women
Speaker 1: on the back of the neck. What are you tell
Speaker 1: me next? That he's secretly on the other line listening
Speaker 1: wanting to talk to you day because he is.
Speaker 5: Oh he's there, she's on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, that's how the segment works. I'm sorry, Dana Erki.
Speaker 3: There Hello, Gana, Hello, I'm here.
Speaker 2: This is so, this is almost as awkward as the
Speaker 2: net kiss.
Speaker 1: You told us that you didn't you didn'tkiss anybody else.
Speaker 3: Is this just something you do to everyone? No, not
Speaker 3: at all. It was it was only you that what
Speaker 3: we had during the dinner. I couldn't control myself and
Speaker 3: there you were, Eric, lovely.
Speaker 5: Eric, I literally just said on the radio that three
Speaker 5: other women said the same exact thing, so without her
Speaker 5: prompting them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I don't know. I don't know what to
Speaker 3: say to that. All I know is, yeah, I was
Speaker 3: so overtaken.
Speaker 2: Just own up to it. Eric, it's a dumb move
Speaker 2: that you use that you thought was romantic.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think it was a dumb move. I
Speaker 3: mean it certainly progressed a date, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you didn't. You did stick around after
Speaker 1: the net kiss, Dane.
Speaker 5: I only stuck around because I thought it was only me.
Speaker 5: I didn't know he was a serial neck kisser going
Speaker 5: around the city.
Speaker 2: Wait, you would have been okay if it was only you.
Speaker 5: It seemed like a spontaneous romantic.
Speaker 3: Moment, that's all. Eric.
Speaker 1: We're running out of time here, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: give you twenty seconds to talk to Dana. You can
Speaker 1: tell her whatever you want to say and try and
Speaker 1: convince her that you are really into her and you
Speaker 1: want to go out with her one more time.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Dana. I had such a lovely time with you,
Speaker 3: and I know you enjoyed being with me too.
Speaker 4: Oh please, never mind whatever else it is that you're hearing,
Speaker 4: give us another chance. I know we spent some more
Speaker 4: time together that you're going to enjoy it. I really
Speaker 4: think there's something there.
Speaker 2: It's like head he read a bad like sales book always.
Speaker 1: I felt like it was Anthony Hopkins reading a line
Speaker 1: from Silence of the Lambs. It's up to you, Dana.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out with Eric one more time?
Speaker 1: We would pay for that date.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, it was a little bit weird that
Speaker 5: other girls said it, but up until that point I
Speaker 5: was totally fine with it. But once you got on
Speaker 5: and denied, the other girls said that, now you're just
Speaker 5: a creepy Ana liar, Like now it's.
Speaker 2: A triangle thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Eric, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: We tried for you, and I really.
Speaker 3: Was hoping for a different outcome. Dane. Are you sure?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure you stopped dating women in this town.
Speaker 1: We all know about it. You don't have to find
Speaker 1: a new move. I think, dude, you gonna have to
Speaker 1: go for a different part of the body, maybe behind
Speaker 1: the ears. That's his go to. A sneak attack guy
Speaker 1: go to go to the
Speaker 3: List in the morning,