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Speaker 1: man o, man Hey, you know to date, I just

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Speaker 1: I've ever shared this way before. The title is very simple,

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Speaker 1: and that is it's been worth it to me, you know.

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Speaker 1: I just I just kept thinking that this morning, that

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Speaker 1: Hey man, hanging there, Hey man, keep your head up,

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Speaker 1: You know these things you read in your in your

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Speaker 1: Ain't none of them gonna stick in me. You could

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Speaker 1: No matter what you do, no weapon formed against me.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley's strong. I like it, Steve, good morning,

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Speaker 1: I happy with? What's your favorite? Days? Too close? Thursty?

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Speaker 1: weekend starts for me actually on Thursday, but you're in sad.

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Speaker 1: using Monday because you can't say winnsday. I say, Quinny,

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Speaker 1: version of Ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, Time now for Ask the CLO. We

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Speaker 1: If you have some questions for the CLO, please please

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Speaker 1: please feel free to write us. This one is from

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Speaker 1: Jess in Hollywood, Florida. Steve says, my boyfriend and I

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Speaker 1: That's dangerous. That's dangerous because I don't even I very

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Speaker 1: porn star has possibility written all over it? Maybe she

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Speaker 1: an't one of them movies that getting real excited. Other

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Speaker 1: than that, I don't know how long you all have

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Speaker 1: been dating, And I don't know how long you can

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Speaker 1: continue to accept being called the other girl's name that ain't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how long that's allowable, but I think

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Speaker 1: relationship is gonna go nowhere, because if you got to

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Speaker 1: your rest of your sex years is shock man, damn dog.

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Speaker 1: Because in my twenties I needed nothing. I just not

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Speaker 1: a cool as if if just ready just walking around,

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Speaker 1: don't matter, I could Okay, okay, this is from its

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Speaker 1: from Tony in New Jersey. I have a problem with

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Speaker 1: my lady friend. I'm a bodybuilder, and I get a

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Speaker 1: She clicked on a message by mistake, and I saw

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Speaker 1: this to me, She said she hates the pics and

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Speaker 1: she immediately deletes them. But why does she keep it

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Speaker 1: See hold up now, when you showing neked pictures y'all laughing?

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Speaker 1: This is man. I'm the manager here down at the valet.

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Speaker 1: see what do you what? I'm sorry? What? Well, I'm okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, all right? So my car is gone? Car

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Speaker 1: Why are you going to manager? I'm the manager here.

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Speaker 1: An Orlando called you earlier, okay, and we're trying to

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Speaker 1: Right now, I'm mad at Orlando, I'm mad at you,

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? Are you mad at um? Are

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Speaker 1: you man at your wife? What? What if none of

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Speaker 1: my wife? And why didn't steal my damn car Ain't

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Speaker 1: your wife name Carrie? You know my wife's name? You

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Speaker 1: know how I know your wife's name because your wife

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Speaker 1: This was this is y'all. Have you have shared the boy?

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Speaker 1: She said, he just bought this car. He loves this car.

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Speaker 1: I started sitting in it when he ain't going nowhere. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it's always it's always the closest people.

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Speaker 1: It's all tell you what I tell you. Who is

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Speaker 1: I mean it is What is the baddest that I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about, The baddest radio show in the land. It's

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby. I think I really

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Speaker 1: got him ride where I wanted. You know what, I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: I think and the two people, the two people call

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Speaker 1: That's the nay. You know, stupid as like a lasagna.

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Speaker 1: You got the man, you lay up? Okay? Anyone? Stupid Lazarnia.

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Speaker 1: Stupid Lazarnia. All right, catch me. I'm gonna be stupid.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Twenty fifth, twenty six, twenty four, twenty fifth, Lee,

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Speaker 1: what's the date? Y'all? Come on? Get into ye Why

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Speaker 1: y'all don't know your dates? Now? Twenty four, twenty fifth

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Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday September this month, I will be West

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Speaker 1: Palm beat Flawder. Tickets are on sale right now, West

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Speaker 1: Pom Just ward it is and Nephew is coming down

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Speaker 1: to the improv. It gets the home sea a right man.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Now it's time for something funny. Guys. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about annoying things that grown people do while

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Speaker 1: you're driving so when you are driving, so these people

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Speaker 1: are in the car with you, riding with you the passenger,

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Speaker 1: all the back seat of kids are just yeah, just

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Speaker 1: you the driver. So you gotta focus yeah on road ye.

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Speaker 1: And it's just little stuff that gets on just lott

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Speaker 1: things man, like just that low steve like you driving right.

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Speaker 1: I can't stand people point to stuff for me to

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Speaker 1: look at. Yeah, yeah I'm driving. Oh look, oh look

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Speaker 1: look you missed out, you've missed Oh you they got tomatoes?

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Speaker 1: Don't saying look look, yeah I see that fat and

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Speaker 1: I ain't that world man. I can't stand for people

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Speaker 1: to sing that gets on my hard Come. First of all,

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Speaker 1: you don't know the words to the tal I can't,

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Speaker 1: And you don't sound nothing like nothing like the song

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Speaker 1: the song? Are you even when you just change the

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Speaker 1: station when they're singing to Twitter on talk, I don't talk, raider.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what they're talking about. We started listening

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Speaker 1: to talk the minute you open your mouth, and amazes

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we are here to do. Like when we're

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Speaker 1: going Crosstown to my Auntie High, I hadn't been there

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Speaker 1: a thousand times, but my wife want to give me

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Speaker 1: direction though on how to go this way? Go this, yeah,

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Speaker 1: party five and then take fifty nine. If you take

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Speaker 1: fifty nine, we'll get there a little quicker. But we've

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Speaker 1: been there several times. I know where I'm like, come on, Steve,

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Speaker 1: I can't dan when people driving they damn car looking

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Speaker 1: over at an accident that they ain't in am about

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Speaker 1: to get us in one over him? Yeah, I can't

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Speaker 1: stand like over there, I can't tell you know what, Steve,

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Speaker 1: that window, that window is not to be played with, okay, down,

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Speaker 1: up and down? Ye yes, or women with hot splashes. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't stand that. That's why I got win the locked.

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Speaker 1: That's why I got locked. Yeah, he got the lock

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Speaker 1: to win. Take the job off. I'm not not doing it,

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Speaker 1: not hal from you. I'm not gonna do it. You know.

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Speaker 1: I can't saying. Right as I get my car washed

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Speaker 1: and I come pick you up, takeing awhere, If you

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Speaker 1: eat in my car and drop anything, I don't know

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Speaker 1: when it. When you're driving, you always notice somebody dropping something.

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Speaker 1: Got chips. I see the chip fall down your shirt

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Speaker 1: and to a seat to my float, but you keep

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Speaker 1: eating like it ain't down that okay, Okay. I hate

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Speaker 1: to go there. I'm driving in my car. I look

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Speaker 1: out the little just look out to the peripheral of

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Speaker 1: my of my right side. Are you hicking? Yo? Know?

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, where are you dusting? That? A man

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Speaker 1: I used to hate getting there somebody's car and don't

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Speaker 1: nothing work. We ain't got no radio, we got no

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Speaker 1: al We just send in here hot in silence, and

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Speaker 1: it is starting to smoke tower. Alright, stee, let's get

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Speaker 1: to the news. Ladies and gentlemen, miss A and trup.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, this is a trip well. President Biden

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Speaker 1: has promised state officials in the Gulf States, the Northeast,

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Speaker 1: and the West that federal moneys and assistance is on

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Speaker 1: the way. I want to express my heartfelt thanks to

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Speaker 1: all the first responders and everyone has been working to

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Speaker 1: save lives and get power back. And I made clear

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Speaker 1: to the governors that my team at the Federal Emergency

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Speaker 1: Management Agency FEMA is on the ground and ready to

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Speaker 1: provide all the assistance as needed. At the request of

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Speaker 1: California Governor Newsom, I approved an emergency declaration for California

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Speaker 1: for the Calder fire, which is burning aggressively toward Lake

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Speaker 1: tah Basin and in the Nevada. It's one of the

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Speaker 1: few fires that has ever burned from one side of Sera,

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Speaker 1: Nevada's mountain range to the other. So far, it's burned

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Speaker 1: more than two hundred thousand acres. Wow in the president

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Speaker 1: as a recent disasters service deadly reminders that climate change

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Speaker 1: is here. By the way, mister Biden's on his way

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Speaker 1: to the Gulf Coast today calling out the insurance industry

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Speaker 1: for what it's doing, or more like, what it's not

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Speaker 1: doing for policyholders in Louisiana. One issue concerns requested reimbursement

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Speaker 1: for disaster related hotels days. No one fled this killer

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Speaker 1: storm because they were looking for a vacation or a

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Speaker 1: road trip. You're able to stay in a hotel. They

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Speaker 1: left their homes because they felt it was flee or

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Speaker 1: risk debt. Do the right thing and pay your policyholders

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Speaker 1: what you owe them. On the bright side, FEMA has

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Speaker 1: announced some positive changes in the way that the government

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Speaker 1: verifies homeownership for disaster relief applicants who may lack certain

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Speaker 1: documents like a formal will, for instance, for inherited property.

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Speaker 1: For years, that stipulations made it difficult for black homeowners

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Speaker 1: to get government helped to rebuild after storms because their

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Speaker 1: families felt, well, this is our house, you take it,

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Speaker 1: and they never really put it in a will. But

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Speaker 1: now FEMA under the Biden administration is going to make

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Speaker 1: it easier for people in that predicament to prove that

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Speaker 1: their homes were legally left to them. On another issue,

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Speaker 1: the President Biden's issued a statement condemning the new restrictive

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Speaker 1: abortion law out of Texas. Mister Biden says the lone

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Speaker 1: star state that is blatantly violating the constitutional right to

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Speaker 1: an abortion for women, and the President says his administration

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Speaker 1: is going to start defending that right, looking for legislation

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Speaker 1: to stop them. George's Attorney General and died. They form

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Speaker 1: a district attorney who practically had to be drag kicking

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Speaker 1: and screaming into bringing charges against the three white men

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Speaker 1: who surrounded an innocent black Jaga Ahmed Aubery and shot

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Speaker 1: him to death for no reason. Form a DA Jackie Johnson,

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Speaker 1: whose white has been charged with violation of oath of office,

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Speaker 1: obstruction of police officers a job. The Michaels and a

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Speaker 1: friend surrounded Aubery and shot him to death. She's denied

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Speaker 1: any wrongdoing. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, So Junior is here today with

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Speaker 1: this is a comedy segment you called Junior when dead?

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Speaker 1: What's that? When did you know? We've been seeing a

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Speaker 1: lot of things that been happened, but you just don't

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Speaker 1: know when it started. Like, for example, when did kids

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Speaker 1: get lucky? You ever go to the this little baby

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Speaker 1: in front of you, when all my drawls was in

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Speaker 1: the same luggage, when my grandmother all my drawls up

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Speaker 1: against the Brazil When did kids getting lucky? I don't

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Speaker 1: know when it started. When did people start wearing house

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Speaker 1: shoes everywhere I had church? Somebody stepped out their house

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Speaker 1: shoes to get to the altar. And now when you

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Speaker 1: leave your shoes out here in church like that? When

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Speaker 1: when did it happen? Like when did vegans get so outspoken?

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Speaker 1: What do you You ain't never know? Who the hell

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Speaker 1: wasn't vegan? Now? Hey, upsetting by everything you can't eat?

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Speaker 1: That it had a mother cat vegas. I mean, when

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Speaker 1: did they all the stump start they speaking up? When

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Speaker 1: did we just never mind just wearing ripped jeans? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you should get your ass for your jeans coat? Why

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Speaker 1: am I looking at the Wayne draws. Just when did

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Speaker 1: that start? We just don't know when it happened? Man,

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Speaker 1: When people used to borrow money? Now the ain't cash chef, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but dinner you did the ass Remember I cannot borrow?

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Speaker 1: Was important? Yes, they don't do that, no more, they

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Speaker 1: don't do none of that. When did big guys just

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Speaker 1: start showing their stomach with no results? You know, they

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Speaker 1: don't don't care, no remorse, They just a stomach just

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Speaker 1: out a matter of fact. When did women just start

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Speaker 1: wearing their stomach side? You whended all of this half?

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Speaker 1: When when did white kids get comfortable with saying the

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Speaker 1: N word to black kids? Where did that start? When

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Speaker 1: did we start knocking our kids? When did that stop? Knocker?

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Speaker 1: My nephew is sitting up here making fs at school

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Speaker 1: and we ain't been school a week. When did this start?

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Speaker 1: Just when did it happen? We just don't know. We

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Speaker 1: have to figure out when did that happened? That When

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Speaker 1: we start thinking about it, stuff stuff changed. Just no, no,

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Speaker 1: when did it happen? Wow, I'll tell your number. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's one that everybody knows. This something We don't even

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Speaker 1: know when this stought? We remember when when did when

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Speaker 1: the joggon sup member? When when it meant you was

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Speaker 1: going jogging? Oh? Yeah, people wearing joggon suits a jogging

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Speaker 1: No damn what you're talking about? That used to mean

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Speaker 1: something you got on the jogging suit. I can assume

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Speaker 1: your ass was going jock Nah. Nah nah. You're asking

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Speaker 1: drive throughs. You're doing walking in sleeping. I just have

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Speaker 1: work now. I'm in one right now? All right, thank you, Junior.

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Speaker 1: I like that. When did All right? We'll have more

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Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Come on, Steve introduced Jay.

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Speaker 1: It's time for Murder another hit. Yeahd take offense, I

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Speaker 1: take a fence. I know you do. Take total and

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Speaker 1: we all probably gonna take ye the song, Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: It's time for Murder the hits yay with one of

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Speaker 1: the best and regretful decisions I've ever made, Ladies and gentleman.

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Speaker 1: Ye okay, so you know this is the song is

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Speaker 1: not thank you. The song is not that bad today.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not really in salting anyone, am I

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Speaker 1: actually making a dedication. The song is dedicated to all

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Speaker 1: the side dads, all the hot poppers, all the sugar daddies.

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Speaker 1: Splend the daddies. It's time for you to step up

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Speaker 1: and help out. And I took it, took Erica about

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Speaker 1: to do song. I can make you put your phone

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Speaker 1: down and to say a message to what you need

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Speaker 1: to do to help out. Check it out. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I can help you with them school clowns, clowns. I

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Speaker 1: can have ya, can have you. I can have you

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Speaker 1: with school clowns, clowns, clowns. I can have you with

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Speaker 1: them school clowns, clowns. I can have you. I can

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Speaker 1: have you. I can have you with them school clowns, clowns.

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Speaker 1: I can get your kids in school shoes. Show Oh,

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Speaker 1: I can get them mine and get them. I can

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Speaker 1: get your kids and blue shoes. If I can get

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Speaker 1: them penning paper. Oh, I need the mind, get them

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Speaker 1: mine and get them penning paper. Yeah. Yeah, I can

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Speaker 1: get your kids backpack right back. If I get a

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Speaker 1: little bitty and new school bookies. Now am I getting

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Speaker 1: that cookie? I can get your kids and buns. Fan, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I can get it if any and I can get

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Speaker 1: your kids and buns. Fan. If this goes out to

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Speaker 1: all them brothers out there, get that. Can you help

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Speaker 1: me called, especially around back in school time. Can you

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Speaker 1: get me? I can get in it if I get it. Simple,

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Speaker 1: I can get it. If I get it, I need it.

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Speaker 1: Any I don't get it, ain't with it very simple

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Speaker 1: it some I've ever heard bookies. Sometimes you gotta force

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Speaker 1: the works a little bit. I can get it if

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Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, that change ain't no robbery. Say

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Speaker 1: that change ain't no robbery right that time of year,

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Speaker 1: because they were getting that cop help me throw it

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Speaker 1: out there, show me some on the show I have them.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't help you with the stool clothes.

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Speaker 1: Little man be dressed. Yeah, looking just like just like it.

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Speaker 1: They always looked like clubs. I know you did. Cute man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you call it. You walk into lit room calling

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Speaker 1: your daddy. Man. I had a girl to that one time. Boy,

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Speaker 1: girl have her little boy three years old. This girl,

630
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: the boy came say, hey, daddy, I ain't got no kids.

631
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm so scared of that. I got I got him,

632
00:43:55,600 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: never went back and she was fine too. On what

633
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: you're not? I ain't got nothing to help nobody with

634
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: coming up next, nephew, tell me he's prying phone call.

635
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening Stry Morning Show coming up

636
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after.

637
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: It's today's Strawberry letter. Here's the subject for today. My

638
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: wife is living like she's single, live in my bathline

639
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: right now. The nephew is here though. Yeah, with today's

640
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: praying phone call? What you got for us? Now? Brand

641
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: spanking new. Just when it's called triple cast free people

642
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: pass and they can you know the family might not

643
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: have enough money, Paul them, cass just one cat, triple

644
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: can three people, one can the concept? Okay, this can work.

645
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: Thank some money they can. Listen Jenkins Mortuary, This is

646
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: Calvina Man. Help you. Hey, how are you doing? You? Calvin?

647
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Brandon Man or Brandon Giles. Kay,

648
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: I'm calling. We've got somebody that has passed. Actually three

649
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: people we passed away. Yeah, I thank you for that, man.

650
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: It was kind of expected, so you know, it wasn't

651
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: something that caught us off guard. But you know, but

652
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: all in all, you know, we're still grieving about losing

653
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: our loved ones. But h but I wanted to give

654
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: you all a call. We're trying to um pick a

655
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: particular funeral home on who we want to um take

656
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: care of. Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir, okay, I can

657
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 1: definitely help you with that. And uh, once again, I

658
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: just want to to you know, just let you know

659
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: that we can pretty much do the whole game that

660
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: we we can make sure that you're need to take

661
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: them from you know, from from now on. UM, we're

662
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: here for you. Tanting to get that out. What does

663
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: your meme need? Uh? You said three people? Sir? Yes, yes, yes,

664
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys

665
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: customize caskets? Yes, we do goal plating, uh, engraving. We

666
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: even have a new thing where we can put the

667
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: picture of the person on the outside like a semigloss coating.

668
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 1: That's a couple of hours. Yeah, I don't. I don't

669
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: need that all. No goal or nothing like that. Listen, listen,

670
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: what I want to do. Is it any way that

671
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: you could maybe uh customize a casket that can accommodate

672
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: three people? Um? Uh yes, like we we can. We

673
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: can customize each individual casket for each individual. No, no, no, no, Calvin,

674
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: that didn't want to ask. What I'm saying is if

675
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: I want to like like I like I said, d

676
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: my could they was all close? You know, I don't

677
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: have a problem with all three of them being in

678
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: the same casket. I get you. Um uh you know,

679
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: to my knowledge is as far as I've been in

680
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 1: this business, I've never uh, I'm not really sure we

681
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: can actually do that. I mean, I mean, I mean,

682
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: but what's the problem if we can get them all

683
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: in there and we'll serve I mean, I think that's

684
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 1: a I don't even think if for one, it's legal

685
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: in this state or any state, three people in one casket, um,

686
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: and ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that

687
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: how can I say that we actually you know, but

688
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: if you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought to

689
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: be able to put as many people in there, if

690
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: you make it deep enough and wide enough, ought to

691
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: be to get three people in there. Right. Well, the

692
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: customization is is the outer side of the casket and

693
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 1: maybe you know some people, uh even put TV screen

694
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 1: on the inside or some of their there their loved ones,

695
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: memorable mementos. We customize it for that, you know. Colorwise,

696
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: So what about when when is a person real big? Uh?

697
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 1: You know, A heavy said person. You know, you gotta

698
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: have a casket that can accommodate them, right, yes, But okay,

699
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: so so you ought to be to put you ought

700
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 1: to be able to put three people in one casket

701
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: if they can fit, if you put two one way

702
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: in one the other other way, then you ought to

703
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: be able to have all three of them in there

704
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: at one time. Um, is there anybody else around you

705
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: and your family that can help talk with me about this?

706
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: I'm talking right now. I'm trying to get I'm trying

707
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: to accommodate my cousins and get them straight. And I'm

708
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: asking you can we get them in a casket, that

709
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: one casket that can accommodate three people. If you put

710
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: two pillars on money in one pillars, that's not something

711
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: we're really uh, That ain't some of you just used

712
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 1: to doing, Calvin. But I'm calling you telling you that's

713
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: the way I want this customize man, right all right? Brother,

714
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: look brother, brother, just just chill out with customs, all right.

715
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: So we're trying to get three people. I have a

716
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: standard plan, it'll be a low end standard plan for

717
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: three individual caskets that we ain't gotta we all have

718
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: enough money for three individual caskets. I keep telling you

719
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 1: that we got room for one casket. We we just

720
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: need to big enough, man, so you could get everybody

721
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: in there. Close the dope. I'm not gonna I'm not.

722
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back and forth with you, sir.

723
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,439
Speaker 1: I know this is a time, then go. You ain't

724
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,959
Speaker 1: gotta go back and forth with me. Buildings to our knees.

725
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: I can bear my family. It's I don't really know

726
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,919
Speaker 1: what to tell you, sir, but I'm just really trying

727
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: to help. I'm trying to Won't you tell me you're

728
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: gonna get three people in the casket looking good? We

729
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: cannot do that. You hauling that man, I'm the one

730
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: going through bereaveing. I understand that. But you are, you're

731
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: you're you use the foul language it. We can't do it, brother,

732
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:04,439
Speaker 1: you hear me. No, that's no hold on my cousin.

733
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 1: Them said they wanted to you. No, sir, No, okay,

734
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: Look look, hey man, y'all gonna bury these three people,

735
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: and you're gonna put all three of them in the

736
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: same damn casking man two two on one on one

737
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: end and one on the other. One man, sir, if

738
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: you're drinking. Just ain't nobody. Let me tell you something, man,

739
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes,

740
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: yes it is. Okay, so Calvin, Calvin, let me say

741
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: this to you. Either y'all gonna bury my cousin is

742
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: the way I want it, or Calvin, you're gonna get

743
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: your who you're talking to. That's what's going now. Now,

744
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: now that's it, right there, sir. I've been trying to

745
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: be as professional as I can this whole conversation. It's

746
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: as crazy as it is, but now it ain't nothing

747
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: crazy about. No, no, no, no, no. I told you

748
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: I want you to bury my cousin. Come on down here.

749
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: I got some places to put your body and your

750
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: cousin's body. How about that? Huh are you telling me? Yeah?

751
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: Because you know you don't. You don't sound too damn confident.

752
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: You don't sound too confident, Calvin. I'm gonna tell you

753
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: right now. I'm gonna tell you right now, this ain't

754
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: the place and I'm not the one you will be

755
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: in the ground messing with us. Matter of fact, if

756
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 1: you come here, I'm gonna you up. How about that? Okay, Calvin? Okay, Calvin,

757
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Calvin, Me and Tommy gonna

758
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: be down there to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.

759
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: Who it's Tommy? Huh? This is nephew Tommy from the

760
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby, you just got Frank Calvin. Yo,

761
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: y'all have me ready to whip everybody? Tell y'all, I

762
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: just want to move up to Reginald. That works. Yes,

763
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna Reggie. You bet watch what you drink?

764
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: You bet watch with your team. I'm on your to revenge. Man, Hey, Calvin,

765
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: give me this man, what's the baddest I mean, the

766
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Man, you know it's

767
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all, y'all got

768
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: got me? Got me, y'all ain't with me? But I'm

769
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 1: just like two bodies this boy, one body this way,

770
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: had to foot three different pillows. We work that thing,

771
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: ie cat. Yeah, well you're probably gonna need ten j

772
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna need five on each side. Roll. Yeah,

773
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:36,479
Speaker 1: but you saved some money, Jay Dolly, like like bunk

774
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: beds for three people. All right, I got a bad idea.

775
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: Go ahead and let me just put them in there

776
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: and fold. Thank you. That up Next is my Strawberry

777
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: Letter for today. Subject to my wife is living like

778
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 1: she's single. I'm living my beast. You're listening Steve Harvey

779
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, this time now for the

780
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter Today. The subject is my wife is living

781
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: like she's single and listen. If you need some advice

782
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: on relationships. If you need some advice on dating and work,

783
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: on sex and parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry

784
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

785
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: A simple we could be reading your letter live on

786
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: the air to buckle up a whole long time. We

787
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: got it for you. Here it is the Strawberry Letter. Yeah.

788
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: This is a letter where you, our audience, write us

789
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: and we give you advice. Can make up? No, no,

790
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: no no. People think we do though, because they're so crazy,

791
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: but no, here we go. Subject my wife is living

792
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,760
Speaker 1: like She's single. Dear Stephen Shirley. I have been married

793
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: to my childhood sweetheart for eight years and we have

794
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: two wonderful children. Early on, we had problems in our

795
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: marriage and we separated for a short period, but we

796
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: worked things out and I thought we were back on track.

797
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 1: My wife a minute that during our separation she had

798
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: flings with two other guys. She compared me to the

799
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: guys she had the flings with and bragged about the

800
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: money and the nice things they had. I am an

801
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: educated guy and I have a great full time job

802
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: and a part time job for extra money, but it's

803
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: not enough for my wife. She told me that I

804
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 1: need to be making six figures to keep her happy.

805
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: She has a demanding full time job, so she doesn't

806
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: do much around the house. I cook, I clean, I

807
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: take the kids too and from school, wash the clothes,

808
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: help the kids with homework, and maintain the law. She

809
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: neglects my sexual needs too, because she goes out most

810
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: days after work to unwind, and when she comes home

811
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: she says she's exhausted. A few days after Christmas, she

812
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: told me that I need to find a nice woman

813
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: that will appreciate me and the little bit I have

814
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: to offer, because she needs more. She told me that

815
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: after I found her texting one of her old flings,

816
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: I asked her to see the text and she showed

817
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 1: it to me. The guy was asking her for sex again,

818
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: and he said that their chemistry is unmatched. I am

819
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: trying to stick out for my kids, but I cannot

820
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: be her doormat in the process. She doesn't respect me

821
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: as the man of the house. And I am not

822
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: sure how we got to this point, but she is

823
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: very disrespectful. Do you think I should try to stay

824
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: for the sake of my kids? Or make her wishes

825
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: come true? And leaves? Who wrote this? Let the husband

826
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: the husband? It seems like a letter that a wife

827
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: would write, but now this time the husband wrote this one.

828
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: And you know, doesn't the grass always look greener on

829
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: the other side. I mean, she's, you know, thinking that

830
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: these guys who were taking her out when she was

831
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: on a break from you, you know, spending money, a

832
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 1: nice things and all that. Yeah, but she came back home.

833
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 1: She's not with him, so the grass always looks greener

834
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: on the other side. I have to ask you, though,

835
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? I mean, you're asking

836
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: us should you stay for the sake of your kids?

837
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure you don't want to stay with a wife

838
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: who continues to disrespect you like your wife does. I mean,

839
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,439
Speaker 1: kids are no kids. You don't have to take this man,

840
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 1: You don't have to take you do know that, right,

841
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: I mean, where's your dignity, where's your self respect? Getting

842
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: your kids and leaving her will probably be the best

843
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 1: thing you can do to save yourself and your two children.

844
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: Okay from this mama right now, she's just out of order.

845
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you says she's disrespectful. She's all of that.

846
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 1: You sound like a good man, a hard working man

847
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: and all of that. You know, you're cooking and cleaning

848
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 1: and doing all this stuff and taking the kids at school,

849
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: working two jobs. You shouldn't be a dormat for her,

850
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: So you're right about that. She definitely is disrespecting you,

851
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 1: and I think you should take her advice. I really do.

852
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: I think you there is a nice woman who'll appreciate you.

853
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 1: There are plenty of them, as a matter of fact,

854
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: who'll take you and the kids. So um, get on

855
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: out of there. Okay, you don't have to take this.

856
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 1: Steve who wrote this letter, he did. My wife admitted

857
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: doing our separation. She had a fleeing with two other guys.

858
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: She just been out there just lounding, not know off

859
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: fail she's been doing what lound just out here just

860
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: showing her natural two flings. That was enough. She gonna

861
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: compare the guys that she had the flings with, bragged

862
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: about the money and the nice things they had. She

863
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: gonna come back home and tell me about it. Well,

864
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: you might want to stay your ass out there, so

865
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: disament from me. You ain't going to brain you have

866
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: to come back. Steve Harvet, tell me this here. Who

867
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: you think I am? But who you talking to? Then

868
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: let's go. I am an educated guy and have a

869
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: full great, full time job and a part time job

870
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,959
Speaker 1: for extra money, but it's not enough for my wife.

871
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: Somebody told me something one time. I just want to

872
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: share with you, a very very wealthy person. He said,

873
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: if you got one job and it ain't cutting it

874
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: for you, why would you go get another? One of

875
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: them said, if you got a job that ain't cutting for,

876
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: your next movie is you're gonna have to open some

877
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: type of little hustle on the side of business. But

878
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: he said, always talking, he said, don't go get another job.

879
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,479
Speaker 1: Oh okay, he said, because you got one job ain't

880
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: working for why would you get another? One of them? Right,

881
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: So that was a very educational thing I learned. She

882
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: told me that he needed to be making six figures

883
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: to keep her happy. Now you got two jobs that

884
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: ain't making six figures. So you're just working all the

885
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 1: day and you still ain't making six figures. But this

886
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: health a right here and told you that's what you

887
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: need to do to make her happy. Get on back

888
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: out there and get the flaming again. Yeah, what you

889
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: probably need to do now. She has a demanding full

890
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: time job, so she don't do much around in the house.

891
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 1: Now what y'all listen to this? Right here? He working

892
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:17,919
Speaker 1: two jobs already, Right, she got a demanding full time job.

893
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: But he say, I cooked clean, take the kids to

894
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 1: and from school, washed clothes, help the kids with homework,

895
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: and maintain the loan. Already got two jobs. I just

896
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: told this help. I got a full time job at

897
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: a part time job. I ain't got time for this hill, right,

898
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, hang on. We're gonna have part two

899
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: of your response coming up at twenty three after the

900
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: hour's subject my wife is living like she's single. We'll

901
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening show, all right,

902
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter, Part two

903
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: of your response to and that's this woman don't want

904
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: this man. When they separated, she had a fleeing and

905
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: now she compared the guys to her. He do all

906
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: the work and he got two jobs. She neglects my

907
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: sexual needs because she goes out most days after work

908
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: to unwind, and when she come home she exhausted. Question

909
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: when she out there unwinned after hard day work and

910
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: when she comes home she's exhausted. What you think she

911
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: exhausted from unworked unwinding ain't exhausted. It's when you getting

912
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: wound up that's exhausted. It's when you get somebody winding

913
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: her up real tight. And then what that's what is

914
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: get getting tight? Now? She do that three times a night. Boy,

915
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: she coming in this house tied as hell. Then a

916
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 1: few days after Christmas, she told me, I need to

917
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: find a nice woman that appreciate me and a little

918
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 1: bit that I had off. Well, you know, she just

919
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: told you, you need to go find you somebody post

920
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: and dog gonna you can do that, Yeah, because she

921
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: needs most she told me. I found I found her

922
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: texting one of her old friends. I asked her to

923
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: see the text. She showed it to me. First of all,

924
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: you're not finna be that comfortable in my house where

925
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: I asked you to see the texting him. Yeah, you're

926
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 1: gonna have seen me somewhere in my life go off

927
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: on somebody where you would have you would pause and

928
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: go you know what. Showing him to text right now

929
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: probably ain't gonna be the best thing because he has

930
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 1: an ignity side to it, and I don't want to

931
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: see it. But na, see, you ain't never demonstrated that.

932
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: Let me see what you're texting, Hilly. Oh you're comfortable

933
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: with him? Yea. The guy was asking her for sex again,

934
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 1: and he said that the chemistry is unmatched. I'm trying

935
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: to stick it out for my kid What women did

936
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: I read that the guy was asking her for sex

937
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: again and he said that the chemistry is unmatched. I'm

938
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 1: trying to stick it out for my kids. Is missing?

939
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 1: Who asked? What did you start before you said, I'm

940
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 1: trying to stick it out for the kids, but I

941
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 1: cannot be her dormat in the process. She don't respect

942
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: me as the man of the house, the man of

943
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,919
Speaker 1: the house. Dog, you ain't been the man in the house.

944
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: Then she went out there and had them too fleas.

945
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how we got to this point, as

946
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: that's why you typed the letter. You're not sure how

947
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 1: you got to this point. I'm I'm crystal clear how

948
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 1: you got. Y'all was going wrong in your lives, your childhood, sweetheart,

949
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: y'all got married, hadn't experienced no light. Then y'all had

950
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: some problems in the relationship. She went out there and

951
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: had a taste of light. And the taste she had

952
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: wasn't the taste you've been giving up. See what you

953
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: had been laying down, she thought was fool. Then she

954
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: ran out there and ran up into rowdy rodding it pipe.

955
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: She ran up the rowdy roddy pipe. Then she ran

956
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: up in the big big dusty rolls. Then she ran

957
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: up in the or the junk yard. Then she ran

958
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 1: up in the earning of that bow both for zeal

959
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: ran up into the chic and ran up into some

960
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 1: people that was tossing up, keeping all up in the

961
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 1: air and getting flipped. Andrea Jian ran up in that rando, sat,

962
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: you got some I got something flat its gorgeous. Jean

963
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: ran up there and ran up into some rick flat

964
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 1: whoa and got turned the old ut out. Now she

965
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: come back home and shed here with little tiny teen,

966
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: litle little little chemic to frogs, keeping in here playing

967
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 1: Sesame street keep him been out there in the streets

968
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,440
Speaker 1: and ran up into the ww L. He hadn't been

969
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: in bed with the undertake all. I hadn't had a

970
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 1: date with Triple X. Been all over the place, getting

971
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: throwed from ConA to coner, tossed into the ropes, flying

972
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 1: off on the turn buckle. Then all of a sudden,

973
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: Dwayne Johnson his hands on it, soup flavor, put her

974
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 1: in her head lock, put her in a soup flavor,

975
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden overhead fires, carry over boom.

976
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 1: She was on the ground. Now she back at the house.

977
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: You ain't picking up the one across the rain. Yeah,

978
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: you ain't jumping off the top rope. You ain't used

979
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: none of the tree. Now, she don't want you know.

980
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 1: That's how you got to this point. What you need

981
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 1: to do is do like she said, find you somebody

982
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 1: that appreciate the little bit you got, that little bit

983
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: of money you're making, that little bit of love, and

984
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 1: you that little teaspooner thing you've been just shelveding around

985
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: like you like you've been just dropping. You've been dropping

986
01:05:55,280 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 1: bringing hamlework that ain't hammelework. That's number two leaded pencils.

987
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: Work you've been doing. You ain't been doing what you

988
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 1: thought you would do. She went out rand set. All right,

989
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Guys, email us, your

990
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: Instagram us, your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at Steve

991
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: Harvey f M. You're listening. What are some of the

992
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: what's the dumbest thing you've ever done for love? Completely fall? Yeah? Stupid?

993
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: How long you give her now? Ste What about you? Steve?

994
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done for love? Jesus?

995
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 1: The list? While you, yeah, you want someone else to go,

996
01:06:54,720 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 1: but while you, I'm trying to go ahead take her back.

997
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: After she cheated, though, and explained to my family why

998
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 1: it was all right? Yeah that was that was still

999
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 1: yeah that I ain't never done that journey. You ain't

1000
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 1: never done that. Oh yeah, I stole a necklace. It's

1001
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 1: what you can't be prep from the main company the girl. Yeah,

1002
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: because I didn't have no money and I was crazy

1003
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: about it, and I got caught going out the door.

1004
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: White dude had on a sweatshirt and gym shoes. He

1005
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: was fast too. It was fast too, just wasn't quite

1006
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 1: fast and though he had me. And then when I

1007
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,640
Speaker 1: gave him my jacket, though, and I was so thin

1008
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,840
Speaker 1: then that didn't mean nothing to me. It was damn

1009
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: near irrelevant. I slipped out that jacket so fast. I

1010
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 1: just let my arms go, little black spaghetti. He had

1011
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 1: the jacket. That white dude I got out on a prospect,

1012
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 1: that white boy star chasing me. That dude was fast

1013
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 1: or he had no idea who he was chasing. Dog Dog,

1014
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:18,559
Speaker 1: I was un catchable back then. I looked back. I said, man,

1015
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: he's still on hill. And I just went on and

1016
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 1: just dropped it down in Nitro was gone. Put that

1017
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: black on him head when you're scared. When you're scared, dog,

1018
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: I would put that black speed on it that he

1019
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:48,120
Speaker 1: hadn't seen. Sound like an indie car, Yeah that was.

1020
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: And he yelled at me back to the store again,

1021
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: or to be years, partner, don't worry. And when I

1022
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 1: did go back and may company, I looked, I had

1023
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 1: a bid and everything I was grown. Yeah, you went

1024
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:05,720
Speaker 1: back in. All right? All right, coming up more of

1025
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening

1026
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:15,800
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for comedy Roulette.

1027
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: Come on, Jay, quickly set this up. Take some subjects,

1028
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,080
Speaker 1: put them on a wheel. We can make it fun.

1029
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,160
Speaker 1: And we down to three comedians, but we can do

1030
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: the damn thing because that's what we do. Steve's comedian,

1031
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 1: Timey's a comedian, and I'm a comedian. All right, comedians,

1032
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 1: here we go. We have three new categories on the

1033
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 1: wheel today. Comedians, here we go. Things you say to

1034
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: women who have a mustache, you're tickling me, baby. Excuses

1035
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 1: people make who don't like to fly, I got it,

1036
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,599
Speaker 1: I got it. Yeah, that's a good one, all right.

1037
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: And finally, excuses people make not to go to the gym.

1038
01:09:55,960 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 1: Let's spend the wheel. Christal, let's go. You go it

1039
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 1: been not laying on mustache. I'm gonna leave you do

1040
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 1: the mustache. Can we go? Excuses people make not to

1041
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:18,720
Speaker 1: go to the gym. Love it, I'm gonna start it off.

1042
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:22,679
Speaker 1: People mate, not to go to the gym. Don't none

1043
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 1: of my workout clothes match, so I can't go down there.

1044
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Speaker 1: You know what, man, they didn't have no parking up front.

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01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: I just I just went on back to the house. Man,

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01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 1: I can't park way back then. Yeah, that's that's that

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01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 1: defeats the purpose people make not to go to the gym. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the reason I don't go down to the gym, I

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01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:57,639
Speaker 1: ain't fat ash him not comparing the fat that size.

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Speaker 1: I ain't, but I ain't that that. I ain't excuses

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01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 1: people make not to go to the gym. I don't

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01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:06,479
Speaker 1: like the sweat in front of other people. It's just

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01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:08,600
Speaker 1: not deal for me to do that. So I'm not

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01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:11,960
Speaker 1: gonna go to the gym. It's not sexy. You're not

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01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: gonna do you know what. I would have went, but

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01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,400
Speaker 1: I got that jock edge thing going on, and I

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01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 1: just ye, it's too much on me right now. I

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01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: just I'm gonna have to go later. I just waited column.

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01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't people not to go to the gym.

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01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 1: It's excuse people make not to go to the gym.

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01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,680
Speaker 1: I want to work out on that lifted tho that,

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01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:53,519
Speaker 1: but that lifto that, But I wan't. But I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to announce it. So I ain't gonna go down.

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01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm announce it, lit it up. I know it's not

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01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: come out to me, you know what. I was trying

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01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 1: to lose some weight, and then I started realizing that

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Speaker 1: I just I just like being fat. I just ain't going.

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01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:21,680
Speaker 1: I'm cool with me. You know you're good. Yeah, come

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01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 1: on people. Excuses people make not going to the gym.

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01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:30,160
Speaker 1: All the trainers down now they fit and trim, how

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01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:37,640
Speaker 1: they know what to do for somebody like me. It

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01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 1: can't relate to me. I can't relate excuses people make

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01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,799
Speaker 1: that to go to the gym. When I go inside

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01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,760
Speaker 1: a place where people work out, my asthma kicks up,

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01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: so I can't go that. I ain't gonna that's me,

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01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: that's me. I was gonna go. I was gonna go,

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01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: but I wanted to go to the steam room, but

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01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,840
Speaker 1: they be naked in there. I don't know if I

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01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:12,360
Speaker 1: can't my naked ain't ready for their naked. I'm not

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01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 1: good with good excuses people make to not go to

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01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 1: the gym. They don't have no hand sanitizing now, I

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01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:31,720
Speaker 1: didn't see none last time I was there. Yea. Excuses

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01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 1: people make not to go to the gym. I just

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01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 1: don't feel comfortable putting a towel on my butt. That's

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01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:43,560
Speaker 1: been on somebody else. But I just don't. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I'm with you when you right. I like that one,

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Speaker 1: all right, guys, thank you. Coming up next, we got music,

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Speaker 1: more fun, more foolishness at twenty minutes after the hour

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Speaker 1: you're listening Morning show. All right, this is some really

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Speaker 1: sad news here. Carla is we gonna to our girl

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01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:10,640
Speaker 1: chat a really sad story, and Cardi B has chimed in.

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01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:13,719
Speaker 1: She's clapping back at people trying to justify the murder

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Speaker 1: of Instagram model miss Mercedes More. Cardi B called the

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01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,960
Speaker 1: situation so sad and cursed out the people. You know

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01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,960
Speaker 1: how Cardi B is. She cursed out the people who

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01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:27,400
Speaker 1: were trying to justify it because of her lifestyle. Cardi says,

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01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,599
Speaker 1: y'all hate on a bad chick dead or alive. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Cardie says she was a sweetheart. Yeah. Mercedes More, whose

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Speaker 1: real name was Janet Gagnier or Gagnier, was found dead

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Speaker 1: in her apartment in Houston earlier this week in an

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01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:47,439
Speaker 1: apparent murder suicide. Carla. Her mother says that her daughter

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Speaker 1: was very cautious about her surroundings, but unfortunately someone was

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01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:55,840
Speaker 1: basically stalking her and killed my baby. Her father said

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01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,400
Speaker 1: he discovered her body on the floor with her clothes

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01:14:58,479 --> 01:15:00,920
Speaker 1: torn up, and went upstairs to find a man with

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01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 1: a knife in him, still alive, and said I just

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01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:06,759
Speaker 1: couldn't do nothing but stand there and call the police.

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01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:11,759
Speaker 1: Mercedes parents believe this man was crazy, follower and stalker. Wow,

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01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: this is such a sad story. But this is just

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01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:17,639
Speaker 1: a warning too to all of the young ladies out

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01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:24,000
Speaker 1: there as social media influencers Instagram, y'all gotta be careful.

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Speaker 1: It's some crazy people out there. Lord have mercy. This

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01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:31,120
Speaker 1: man murdered her. It's so sad, y'all. Be safe. Don't

1114
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 1: get tell you a location every five minutes. Just be careful. Yeah,

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01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:38,640
Speaker 1: that's true, that's true. All right. We'll be back with

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Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three

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Speaker 1: minutes after right after this. You're listening to show, all right,

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01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,639
Speaker 1: So Junior is here today with this is a comedy segment.

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01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 1: You call Junior when dead? What's that about? When did

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Speaker 1: you know? We've been seeing a lot of things that

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01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,360
Speaker 1: have been happening, but you just don't know when it

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01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:02,640
Speaker 1: stought it? For example, when did kids get lucky? You

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01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: never go to that this little baby in front of you,

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01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:10,639
Speaker 1: When all my drawls was in the same luggage, when

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01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:15,920
Speaker 1: my grandmother all my draws up against the Brazil. When

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01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,799
Speaker 1: did kids getting lucky? I don't know when it started.

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01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 1: When did people start wearing house shoes everywhere? I had church?

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01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:29,759
Speaker 1: Somebody stepped out their house shoes to get to the altar.

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01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,160
Speaker 1: And now when you leave your shoes out here in

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01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 1: church like that? When when did it happen? Like? When

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01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:42,680
Speaker 1: did vegans get so outspoken? What do you mean you

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01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 1: ain't never know? Who the hell wasn't vegan? That he

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01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 1: upsetting by everything you can't eat? That it had a mother?

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01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 1: I can vegans? Is I mean? When did all this

1135
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:59,880
Speaker 1: stuff starts they speaking up? When did we just never

1136
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:01,880
Speaker 1: mind just wearing ripped jeans? Remember used to get your

1137
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:07,120
Speaker 1: ass for your jeans? Told? Why am I looking at

1138
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 1: Duayne's draws? When did that start? We just don't know.

1139
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:16,559
Speaker 1: When it happened. When people used to borrow money? Now

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01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 1: they't cash haff Yeah, but dinner he didn't the ass?

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01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 1: Remember I cannot borrow? Was important? Yes, they don't do that,

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01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,280
Speaker 1: no more, they don't do none of that. When did

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01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 1: big guys just start showing their stomach with no results?

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01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 1: You know they don't they don't care, no remarse, They

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01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:34,400
Speaker 1: just the stomach just out a matter of fact, When

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01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:38,400
Speaker 1: did women just start wearing their stomach side? When did

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01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:42,040
Speaker 1: all of this happen? When? When did white kids get

1148
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:44,400
Speaker 1: comfortable saying the N word to black kids? When did

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01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:48,240
Speaker 1: that start? When did we start knocking our kids? When

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01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:51,720
Speaker 1: did that stop? Now, because my nephew is sitting up

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01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,680
Speaker 1: here making fls at school and we ain't been a

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01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 1: school a week, when did this start? Just when did

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01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:59,679
Speaker 1: it happen? We just don't know. We have to figure

1154
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:04,080
Speaker 1: out when did that happened? That started thinking about it?

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01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:11,040
Speaker 1: Just stuff stuff changed? M No, No, when did it happen? Wow?

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01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 1: I'll tell you another profile. Okay, here's one that that

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01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,639
Speaker 1: everybody knows. This something we don't even know when they started.

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01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,599
Speaker 1: But remember when when did win a jogging? Sup? Member?

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01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:21,720
Speaker 1: When when it meant you was going jogging? Oh? Yeah,

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01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:27,040
Speaker 1: people wearing jogging suits ain't jogging? No, damn what you're

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01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:32,040
Speaker 1: talking about me? That's used to mean something you got

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01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,439
Speaker 1: on the jogging suit. I can assume your ask was

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01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:39,920
Speaker 1: going jock nah. Nah, you're asking drive throughs. You know

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01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:44,160
Speaker 1: you ain't doing walking in it? Sleeping right now, I'm

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01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:47,519
Speaker 1: just saying at work now, I'm in one right now?

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Speaker 1: All right? Thank you, junior. I like that. All right,

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Speaker 1: coming up our last break of the day and some

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Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey. Right

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Speaker 1: after this, we'll be back at forty nine after you're

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Speaker 1: listening to. All right, Steve, here we are last break

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Speaker 1: of the day. Boy, oh boy, what a day it

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Speaker 1: has been. Oh my goodness, um, but a great day,

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Speaker 1: A great day, all of them been good. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Steve, you can take us home with some

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01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:25,800
Speaker 1: closing remarks. Well, here's here's something I want to share.

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01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 1: I've really gotten into this mode of sharing some of

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Speaker 1: the things I've learned this year when I was when

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Speaker 1: I've started doing these morning meditations. And I just started

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Speaker 1: it this year, everybody, So I'm not like, you know,

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01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,160
Speaker 1: I've been doing this for years anything. I just started

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01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,680
Speaker 1: it this year and it's probably been one of the

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01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:51,560
Speaker 1: best changes that I've bought about myself mentally, spiritually for

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01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,840
Speaker 1: just to have the right state of mind to continue

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01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,240
Speaker 1: up the road. And I just want to talk to

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01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:03,679
Speaker 1: you all about about your relationship with God. And once again,

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01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 1: this is not that I'm an expert at this, because

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01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,080
Speaker 1: trust and believe I'm not. I'm growing every day with

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01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:11,200
Speaker 1: this I'm learning, but I'm in a sharing mode of

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01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:14,080
Speaker 1: trying to share you what I've learned. So you don't

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01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 1: feel like you don't want out there tripping on this thing,

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01:20:16,439 --> 01:20:22,040
Speaker 1: because I have too. And so I just want to

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01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:25,320
Speaker 1: talk to you about what happened to me when I

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01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:29,040
Speaker 1: just started to give God a bigger presence in my life.

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01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:32,800
Speaker 1: And I want you all to listen to this. If

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01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,880
Speaker 1: you're on the outside like I was, or you borderline

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01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:40,000
Speaker 1: like me, if you gave God a bigger presence in

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01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 1: your life, what could happen if you just gave him

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Speaker 1: a chance. I just want to throw this out there,

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Speaker 1: just what could happen if you would just give him

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01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:55,679
Speaker 1: a chance to have just a bigger presence in your life?

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01:20:57,040 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: Because what it did for me, man, it brightened up

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01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: some of the dullest of my great days. You not

1203
01:21:04,439 --> 01:21:09,759
Speaker 1: have some days? Man, while I felt overworked, overstressed, the monotony,

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01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:12,080
Speaker 1: it over it all. You know, when you when you

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01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 1: give God a chance, God can put a sparkle in

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01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:21,400
Speaker 1: the routine of your daily life. Because see what happens

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01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:24,839
Speaker 1: is and I found this to be true in my situation,

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01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:28,439
Speaker 1: and maybe some of you can relate to this. You

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01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:32,760
Speaker 1: gotta repeat so many tasks day after day. You know,

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01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:35,040
Speaker 1: it just gets monotonous. You got it. You go to

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01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:38,120
Speaker 1: work at the same time, you drive the same route.

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01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,720
Speaker 1: You got the same task at your job. You work

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01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,759
Speaker 1: around the same people, you said, at the same cubicle

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01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,880
Speaker 1: or the same station. You work in the same route.

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01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 1: You know, you drive the same way to work and

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01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:52,400
Speaker 1: take the same amount of time. You listen to the

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01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:59,720
Speaker 1: same music. This monotony, this monotony can oftentimes dull your

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01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:04,679
Speaker 1: inky and when you're when you get monotonous in your thinking,

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01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 1: it does it and then your mind slips into neutral.

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Speaker 1: So you know, you know what I mean, when your

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01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 1: mind isn't stimulated, when your mind slips into neutral because

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01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:18,000
Speaker 1: the monotony, you can do it with your eyes sleep.

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01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:20,560
Speaker 1: You don't need to even think about it. You know

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01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:23,000
Speaker 1: your way to work, you know the way home. You

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01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:24,920
Speaker 1: ever noticed you'd be driving all of a sudden, you

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01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:28,880
Speaker 1: just know that this is your exiting just monotonous. Your

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01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:33,799
Speaker 1: mind can slip into neutral. Well, when your mind isn't neutral,

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Speaker 1: it becomes unfocused, and then it's vulnerable to the world.

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Speaker 1: It's vulnerable to the devil. You remember, old people used

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Speaker 1: to say the idle mind is a devil's playground. This

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01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 1: is what it's talking about. And when your day to

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01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:54,400
Speaker 1: day task become monotonous, your mind can slip into neutral

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01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:58,439
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden and idle mind is the

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01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:02,280
Speaker 1: devil playground. And then that just pulls your thoughts down

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01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:06,840
Speaker 1: with and as your thinking process start to deteriorate because

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01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:11,800
Speaker 1: it is monotony has become so mundane, you become confused

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01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,760
Speaker 1: about a lot of stuff and you feel like you

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01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 1: ain't got no direction. But the best way, the best

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01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:24,360
Speaker 1: remedy to refocus your mind is that relationship with God.

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01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:29,000
Speaker 1: You need God, man, you really do. And I ain't.

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01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:32,280
Speaker 1: I ain't talking like I've had him my whole life,

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01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:34,720
Speaker 1: even though he's been around me. My Mama raised me

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01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,680
Speaker 1: in the church. I sleep it off. I was doing

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01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:40,320
Speaker 1: my thing. But man, in the total realization of it,

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01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:44,000
Speaker 1: on the real, just on the low low, you need God, man,

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01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:50,560
Speaker 1: you really do. He offers you guidance, saying, companionship, and

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01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:53,040
Speaker 1: it can clear up a lot of stuff for you. Man.

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Speaker 1: And look, I ain't trying to tell you, man that

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Speaker 1: you got to become Bible thumping off or you know,

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Speaker 1: or what have people thinking of? You as a holy

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Speaker 1: role or something like that. Now I've known that's what

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Speaker 1: you're running from because I try to duct the terminology

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Speaker 1: myself and that labels that people put on you. But man,

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Speaker 1: don't trip on that. Don't trip on that. I'm telling you, man,

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Speaker 1: go farm yourself in relationship with God. It becomes so

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Speaker 1: helpful to you. What would happen if you just gave

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Speaker 1: God a chance. Let me just think about it, man,

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Speaker 1: if you made more room in your heart for God,

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Speaker 1: what could possibly happen? I mean, look, you got so

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Speaker 1: much that's going on in your life, so many challenges

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Speaker 1: and barriers and things that you up against, and so

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Speaker 1: much indecision and confusion and wanting to know your beck,

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Speaker 1: your next move. Well, why don't you try this? Man,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you sit down and just tell God that

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Speaker 1: you really needed that, you really need some help, and

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Speaker 1: you really need a companion and you would love to

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Speaker 1: have his advice and his counseling. You ain't got to

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Speaker 1: go nowhere to do that. Man, You could just do

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Speaker 1: that today, but it would slow the hound some of

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Speaker 1: this tripping. I'm telling you, man, God performs miracles all

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Speaker 1: the time. God make dreams come true. What would happen

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Speaker 1: if you just gave him a chance. Open up your

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Speaker 1: heart a little bit, man, make God a greater presence

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Speaker 1: in your life. Man, and he could do some miraculous

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Speaker 1: things from All you got to do is ask he

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Speaker 1: don't ever walk away from people are seeking him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: talk to God. He'd love to hear from you. Y'all.

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Speaker 1: Have a great weekend, Okay, I know I will, all right.

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