WEBVTT - She Asked for “Eggshell” Paint… What the Painter Did Next Left Her Screaming

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<v Speaker 1>It's another Jubile phone frame.

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<v Speaker 2>Day Mornings on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor with Pro Painters. I

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<v Speaker 3>was looking for Emma.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is Emma.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hi Emma. So we're painting your house today, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just wanted to give you like a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit of an update. So, like we're almost done, but

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<v Speaker 3>we'll probably be done, like in a couple more hours

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<v Speaker 3>because I have to run to the store and pick

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<v Speaker 3>up more yellow. But as soon as I get that

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<v Speaker 3>yellow paint, it probably shouldn't be too much longer. Just

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<v Speaker 3>to let you know we're I'm sorry, just to keep

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<v Speaker 3>you updated on the job, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just just gonna check. Uh. I didn't ask

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<v Speaker 2>for any yellow. I don't need any yellow. What's that for?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because of the painting request for your living room

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<v Speaker 3>and bedroom and bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but but the request was not yellow.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well it was yeah, eggshell, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I just you know, painting a bunch of different kinds

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<v Speaker 3>of eggs, and I've got some of them that are cracked,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I just need like a little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>yellow for like a stylistic yolk coming out of them.

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<v Speaker 3>And then also like I did a couple of sunnyside

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<v Speaker 3>up ones, but so I'll need a yellow for that

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe a little bit of black, just to put

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<v Speaker 3>some salt, you know, like pepper on top of.

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<v Speaker 2>It or something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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<v Speaker 2>no no. Eggshell is a shade of white. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>shade of white. It does not mean egged.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the eggshells are white, you know, like normal, And

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<v Speaker 3>well I could go get some brown too and do

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<v Speaker 3>brown eggs as well.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to please listen to me. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>listening to me. You're not listening to me. Eggshell does

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<v Speaker 2>not literally mean you paint eggs. There are no eggshells involved.

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<v Speaker 2>It's white. It means white. How could you not know this?

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<v Speaker 2>This is common knowledge. I could do this job better

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<v Speaker 2>than you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I think is it what I'm hearing is

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<v Speaker 3>that you wanted more brown eggs than white eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, that is not what I'm saying. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>hearing me? No eggs, no eggs. You're not supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be painting eggs on my wall copy.

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<v Speaker 3>M Okay, but if the order says eggshell.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Oh my god, do you have a manager

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<v Speaker 2>or someone I can talk to. This is unbelievable. I

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<v Speaker 2>truly have never witnessed anything like this in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Egg Shell is a color of paint. It's a color

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<v Speaker 2>of paint that goes on the wall. Just one color.

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<v Speaker 3>No designs, okay, in like an ovular shape, like an oval.

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<v Speaker 2>No eggs, No eggs, no eggs, no eggs, no eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you hear me? No eggs? And oh e ggs?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, no eggs. But then I don't know what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>supposed to paint now. Oh did you want me to

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<v Speaker 3>actually paint eggs in your house? I? I?

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<v Speaker 2>I are you? Are you slow? I am?

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<v Speaker 1>This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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<v Speaker 1>phone prank on you and your husband set you up. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he said that you guys were having some painting done

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<v Speaker 1>today and he wanted to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so sorry. I was like, who am I

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<v Speaker 2>talking to? Who is this individual that I'm talking to?

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks?

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<v Speaker 2>We say mornings on the twenties