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Speaker 1: My husband makes amazing cocktails. It's like if you can

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Speaker 1: then also take the garbage out. I'm sitting and spinning

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Speaker 2: So I can't sit and door spin anymore.

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Speaker 3: Walk the spider out the door.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking above my head. Are there any spiders?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Hey everyone, Welcome to adulting. I'm Michelbytel. That's Jordan Carlos.

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Speaker 2: You know the deal.

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Speaker 3: You know the deal for real. I'm grooving and Curson.

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Speaker 3: How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm doing very well. Thank you for asking

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Speaker 1: you know what I want to ask you, and I

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Speaker 1: always forget. Are you into cookbooks?

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Speaker 3: I wish I was into cookbooks, but I'm not. No,

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Speaker 3: if I want to cook something, then the New York

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Speaker 3: Times will tell me. And the New York Times their

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Speaker 3: recipes are way too they're doing it again.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you need like a cinnamon stick, not even like

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Speaker 1: the ground cinnamon.

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Speaker 2: And then you need a vanilla bean. You got time

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Speaker 2: to do? Who got time to be cutting all these

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Speaker 2: little parts of trees?

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Speaker 5: And shit?

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Speaker 3: Who got the like? You need savage strawberries? From the

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Speaker 3: left side of a mountain in Hudson Valley, not the

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Speaker 3: ones that the goats have trodden over.

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Speaker 1: Like Jesus Christ, I know I always get the mushrooms wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, send a picture. There's so many different rooms, chantrelle.

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Speaker 5: But it's.

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Speaker 1: Why do you sound like that?

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Speaker 3: That's how I always say. If I talk about Chaterell mushrooms,

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Speaker 3: it has to be Chantreu. That has to be somebody's

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Speaker 3: drag name is Chantrell.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, well we all know that my

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Speaker 2: I've talked about it.

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Speaker 1: I've talked about it, I've thought about it, and it

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Speaker 1: will happen one day. I miss cookbooks. I loved growing

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Speaker 1: up watching Julia Chi who total like misdoubt fire in

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Speaker 1: the kitchen, and I have a couple of cookbooks like

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Speaker 1: Eat Clean, Eat Healthy, like just so maybe I can

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Speaker 1: like pull some ideas, like like I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: you could use apple sauce or chiass as a substitute

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Speaker 1: for eggs. I would love a cookbook where it is

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Speaker 1: it's just like, how do I make these three things

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Speaker 2: Where am I going with this?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I recently started getting cocktail books.

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Speaker 3: I just bought a cocktail recipe book for someone, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, I think it great.

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Speaker 2: Get you guys.

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Speaker 1: If you're looking to give a gift for somebody, I

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Speaker 1: There's also this cocktail recipe book that I have that

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Speaker 1: you can infuse your juices, so like if you're into

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Speaker 1: I'd like to be efficient with my time, like give

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Speaker 2: So that's really fun.

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Speaker 3: So for instance, like what works together.

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Speaker 2: Vodka really goes with anything.

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Speaker 3: It's the onion of alcohols, Vodka.

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Speaker 2: And mess Cow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's sort of just like if you're not

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, Like.

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Speaker 2: Fuck it up.

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Speaker 3: I always feel good about myself after drinking ginger. I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got healing powers. Ginger and garlic.

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Speaker 3: You be doing that?

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Speaker 2: What you mean?

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Speaker 3: Of course I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: Let me know, Like Michelle, it's all a mystery, just

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Speaker 2: You have known me for so long? You have known

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Speaker 3: But do you drink in the morning. I don't know

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Speaker 1: Like, come on, kids are the kids are into smoothies

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Speaker 1: definitely get the frozen fruit that also has not spinach

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Speaker 4: What look it mean?

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Speaker 1: It makes you feel like you are in the south

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Speaker 2: And then also her impressions.

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Speaker 3: Yes, her impressions are amazing and so varied the ones

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Speaker 2: That is her brain? Her brain.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know you guys are gonna love her as

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Speaker 1: much as we do. So yes, take a listen. What

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Speaker 3: Please give it up for Rachel. Fine stuff.

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Speaker 1: Very excited to bring our next guests out. That's the

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Speaker 1: first time she's doing the show. Is this the first

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Speaker 1: time y'all been to the show? No, make some noise

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Speaker 1: if you have you been here before? Did I motorboat

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Speaker 1: you hello? Thank you for coming to the show, Brooklyn. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Our guest.

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Speaker 1: She's a comedian, she's a writer, she's the mother. She's

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Speaker 3: Rachel, you look amazing, Rachel. Oh my god. You sit

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Speaker 3: told me what to do backstage too.

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Speaker 5: They gave me directions.

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Speaker 2: Let me hold your drink while you sit down, because

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Speaker 2: I know what that's like.

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Speaker 5: I need wine. I'm like, I'm a real godless horn tonight, everybody.

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Speaker 5: I'm just it's mommy's horn night out. By the way.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we need dad kids, we need dad kids.

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Speaker 2: Let's get your table.

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Speaker 5: I haven't been drank yet. This is just me. I'm

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Speaker 5: a deep, deep pig. Thank you so much for clean.

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Speaker 5: I should have been more ashamed by that moment, but

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Speaker 5: it just made sense to me. I was like we

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Speaker 5: were just talking about bad dates. Really, yes, I've had many.

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Speaker 5: I had a guy once sort of narrate the date

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Speaker 5: She made me think like I was gonna be like, oh,

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 5: You often also, when I dated online, and I admit

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Speaker 5: that this is truly moronic and I'm ashamed of It's

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Speaker 5: shameful what I'm about to say. But I put on

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Speaker 5: I wanted to get more pokes, all right, I said,

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Speaker 5: lovely message. He's like, finally somebody I can speak manager.

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Speaker 5: And then, like some guys would ask on the day,

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Speaker 5: I forgot that I wrote that, like on my profile,

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Speaker 5: I said that my favorite book was like Hitler's sequel

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Speaker 5: I said so, no, I'm an idiot. They turned on

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Speaker 1: About this but now, but wait a minute, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know if we could talk about this because I

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Speaker 3: Just kidding.

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Speaker 5: Come to the show hostin wine you can ask me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I remember meeting one of your boyfriends at the

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Speaker 1: time and we got into an argument. Do you remember

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Speaker 1: that dude, Like this was a long time, we've known

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Speaker 1: toother for a while. This was like two thousand and five,

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Speaker 5: Imagine I've did and it was deep morons. I can,

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Speaker 5: I can.

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Speaker 2: I just it was a dude that looked like Anderson

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, No. He was like an emergency alcoholic, like

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Speaker 2: Was an emergency alcoholic.

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Speaker 5: Like he was really hot and I ignored every red flag,

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Speaker 5: and he would refer to it as going to war,

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Speaker 5: and I was like, but you're not. You're playing it.

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Speaker 5: Get You're not a soldier. And he'd be like, you

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Speaker 5: had to evade that village, but none of this happened.

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Speaker 5: This didn't happen.

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Speaker 2: No, that's a red flag.

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Speaker 5: Deep and hold each other. It wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's more red flags than the United Nations. That

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Speaker 2: is like that.

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Speaker 1: I have ignored red flags before, and they catch up

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Speaker 1: with you.

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Speaker 5: What was like the worst red flag?

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Speaker 1: I seated a very attractive black man from Germany. I

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Speaker 1: called him German Chocolate and first red flag. He ain't

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Speaker 1: talk to his mama. I said, that's weird, but at

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a comedian.

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Speaker 1: I mean I kind of like that too, though, because

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Speaker 2: It's just like, make it make sense.

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Speaker 1: That's why I really love make the Stallion because she's

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Speaker 5: I mean I have a joke about it in my act.

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Speaker 5: He shaved his mustache? He's like all the guys at

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Speaker 2: How did you meet your husband?

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Speaker 5: We were actually set up. I heard that men hang

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Speaker 3: What heard that steakhouses? What if Peter Losers soa dead

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Speaker 5: You guys, I don't think I realized embarrassing that was.

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Speaker 5: I was like telling people, I'm like I would be

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Speaker 2: Fight a guy.

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Speaker 5: My friend was like, this is alarming, Like it's not

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Speaker 5: just like, it was such a wildly lonely time in

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Speaker 3: Okay, is there any steak that's better.

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Speaker 5: For Oh no, the perview, I got nothing. I mean

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, what I love?

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Speaker 1: So Rachel's like my low budget Mariah Carey because when

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Speaker 1: I met her in two thousand and whatever, you had

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I thought you were Puerto Rican.

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Speaker 5: I like to I double as a Reekan. Yes, I

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 2: That's true. The bodega.

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Speaker 5: Yes, the bodega. I met him at the bodega.

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Speaker 3: My sister did that. My sister is literally going to

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Speaker 5: Was already around this guy. I don't even know who

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Speaker 3: I love this guy. But he's like he's thoughtful, he's caring,

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Speaker 5: So it's like, yeah, my husband is not like romantic,

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Speaker 5: when he proposed to me, he decided that he was

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Speaker 5: romantic that you did that. He goes, yeah, well, I

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Speaker 5: also figured, you know, the iPhone's tax free in Delaware,

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Speaker 5: I like, you weren't supposed to tell me that you

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Speaker 5: were never supposed to say that out loud. He wild

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Speaker 5: more on, but he told me, yeah, he's he's not

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Speaker 5: like protective. I've always wanted to be one of those women,

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Speaker 5: women that like a guy would like put their hand on,

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Speaker 5: you know, my lower back and like guide me through

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Speaker 5: and like referred to me as precious cargo. They're like,

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Speaker 5: you got to get that. I'm like, yeah, I'm all right,

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Speaker 5: I'm fine. I'll meet you at the hospital.

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Speaker 3: He's a very fireman, though he would totally he protects

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Speaker 3: you at the in the worst possible conditions. You know what.

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Speaker 2: We experienced this together.

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Speaker 1: Because he's a fireman, he doesn't react to shit the

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Speaker 1: way normal people do. He's like, it's still fine. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I think the dog is gonna drown. Like you guys

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Speaker 1: came over. He went on a kayak. I was dog

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Speaker 1: sitting a dog who loves to chase people in kayaks,

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Speaker 1: like back and he's just like, the looks like it's

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Speaker 5: It was I'm running you guys, It's like my first

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Speaker 5: play date, like after COVID, Like I never had a

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Speaker 5: fireman husband in like the height of COVID. This is

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Speaker 5: the first time I go to somebody's house. All right,

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Speaker 5: My fucking husband takes her kayak out like past like

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Speaker 5: there's all kinds of fucking tapes.

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Speaker 2: And it was like he was with muscles.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it was like no, don't come near here like never,

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Speaker 5: you know, like there's a lot of skulls and he

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Speaker 5: I'm like, the kids have to nap, get back here.

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Speaker 5: Then the dog chases my husband right chases.

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Speaker 1: I was losing the dog in the distance, and I

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Speaker 1: was like it felt like meet the parents where I'm like,

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Speaker 1: have to find the other because the dog just kept

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Speaker 1: going to Aska come back, and then my service neighbors

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Speaker 1: just like the fuck is wrong with this drunk bitch again.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not drunk, I'm tipsy and worried.

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Speaker 3: There's a dog out there.

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Speaker 1: I ran bear with my bare cute, little fucking feet

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Speaker 1: too very lovely.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know, thank you when I can see them

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Speaker 2: over my tits.

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Speaker 1: I'm like the job ran to my neighbor's house that

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Speaker 1: was a vent, like he could help. He wasn't there.

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Speaker 1: Turns out he was there. He didn't answer. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 5: How horrifying this was? Like her husband drove home from work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Dickhead, yeah, yeah, yeah, But then he came back. He

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Speaker 1: It felt like thirty seven hours. It was probably twenty minutes.

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Speaker 5: We were screaming the whole time of my life. When

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, it's like we were we had

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Speaker 1: of the kayak. He's like, beautiful, what the yes, beautiful weather, gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: We were like the dog was that.

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Speaker 2: He's like, oh yeah, I saw that dog.

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Speaker 4: Really nice.

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Speaker 1: One stop died because she was it wasn't even my

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Speaker 2: Right, this dog?

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Speaker 3: What was the dog like hardy enough? Was it a

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Speaker 3: big dog? Or what kind of give a dog? You

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Speaker 3: know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Like you, that's what it feels like to be married

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Speaker 5: to a first responder because they don't respond when you're

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Speaker 5: like scared, because you know how like you know, a

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Speaker 5: I'm like no, no, no, no, Like you know when you

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Speaker 5: and she's like, he's coming towards me like a Kilvin.

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Speaker 5: They're like, ma'am, ma'am your address man, Like that's what

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Speaker 5: it's like.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible, but we need we need like one thing

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Speaker 1: you like about your husband before we get to questions,

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Speaker 1: what's the one thing?

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Speaker 5: You know? He can fix things and that's funny. I

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Speaker 2: He also makes his own cambucha. That's very nice.

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Speaker 3: He's good. He's a good egg. I like, I like, yeah, yes,

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Speaker 3: he's a.

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Speaker 5: Very good like he's a very good dad. And he

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Speaker 5: also like look, I like firefighters. I mean I'm extremely

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Speaker 5: aroused by all of them.

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Speaker 3: Really, so.

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Speaker 5: Like what he called the uniform does it for me?

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Speaker 5: So like it could be a US uniform and I'm aroused. Yes,

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Speaker 5: it could be any uniform at all, carvel ice cream.

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Speaker 3: Do you like you like when he does? Like? Okay,

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Speaker 3: let's say he has to go to some kind of

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Speaker 2: Set up the fantasy bitch.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I like that. You might have set up

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Speaker 3: as a fireman. I know about it, So do you.

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Speaker 2: Dream about it?

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Speaker 5: And his brother in law was at our like engagement party.

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Speaker 5: He's like friends and he was at wedding. Yes, they're all.

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Speaker 1: I saw him shirtless singing the the national anthema wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that was fun.

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Speaker 5: Anyways, we have questions. I all love the Founding Fathers.

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Speaker 5: They like cry about them when they drink.

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Speaker 3: They're really Do you have a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of friends that are Trump supporters?

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Speaker 5: He yes. At the end of her wedding, are that

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Speaker 5: My mom is like aggressively liberal, like she would have

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Speaker 5: preferred if I married a Nigerian lesbian instead of like

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Speaker 5: Irish fireman, like she was praying one of us was

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Speaker 5: red faced firefight against on the microphone. He's like, drump

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Speaker 5: that just softly fell. It's onto his own dumb head.

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Speaker 2: It's hard.

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Speaker 5: But my husband's not. He's not a Trump guy. They

444
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Speaker 5: got but but yeah, a lot of his friends they

445
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,600
Speaker 5: you know, I mean they all live at the firehouse together.

446
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,880
Speaker 5: Like you're not supposed to have man sleepovers for half

447
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,360
Speaker 5: your life. Like he comes back a lot dumber. I'll

448
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 5: tell you.

449
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Speaker 1: That, all right, what's just some questions from the audience. Ya,

450
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Speaker 1: I'm moving from n y C.

451
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Speaker 2: To l A.

452
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Speaker 1: Any recommendations best practices for a cross country road trip.

453
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Speaker 1: It depends you want to go in the middle, you

454
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 1: want to go south.

455
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say good music, too short, blow the whistle,

456
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,160
Speaker 5: get involved. It's a fun road song.

457
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 3: Best recommendations, I think. I think it's like, if you're

458
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Speaker 3: going they said north to south or east to west,

459
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 3: what's going on here? New York to LA, New York LA.

460
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 3: What you want to do is probably hit you want

461
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Speaker 3: to hit the Great Smoky Mountains. You want to hit

462
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 3: the dismal swamps, right, and then you want to you

463
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 3: want to hit the you know, as you cross. I'm sorry,

464
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Speaker 3: I love I.

465
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Speaker 1: Do love when he gives directions like Obama. It's my favorite.

466
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Speaker 3: It's a beautiful land we have here. What you want

467
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 3: to do is hit all the national parks in the

468
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 3: beautiful cities as well. You want to hit you want

469
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 3: to go to Nashville, you want to.

470
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Speaker 5: Go get some soft piano music. Should do that national parks?

471
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:48,720
Speaker 5: What the fuck?

472
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,880
Speaker 3: Use your stomach as you travel and you will see

473
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 3: the culture of this country. Thank you very much.

474
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 2: I love that answer.

475
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 5: You're a good dad.

476
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Speaker 3: Okay, what is this? You seem like a very empathetic

477
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 3: person and someone who cries unapologetically. How do you stay

478
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 3: resilient in a world with lots to cry about? Is

479
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 3: that you? Or?

480
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 2: I feel like the questions for me? Is that cry

481
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,719
Speaker 2: all the time? I love it.

482
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 5: I like when we FaceTime, we've cried and wined on Facebook?

483
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 4: Have you know?

484
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 1: I always I always say if you can't experience the bad,

485
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: then you don't know how good the good is. So

486
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 1: I say, feel your motherfucking feelings because they will serve you.

487
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 5: Don't.

488
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't stifle that shit.

489
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and just because you're crying doesn't mean you're not strong.

490
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 5: Michelle is like the loveliest, most supportive friend. You were

491
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 5: so sweet when Frankie was born, and you sent me

492
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 5: so many sweet, lovely, adorable messages and yeah, both of

493
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Speaker 5: you guys are really good parents. So thank you gave

494
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,959
Speaker 5: me a lot of good advice. I was like terrified.

495
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Speaker 5: I wasn't.

496
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 2: Well, it's terrifying. Nobody sets you up.

497
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Speaker 5: You know.

498
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 1: It's like, don't have sex, or and don't get pregnant,

499
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 1: or get married quickly and then have kids.

500
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Speaker 2: There's nothing in between, do you know what I mean?

501
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 1: And it's just like gain a lot of weight for

502
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: your baby, then lose a lot of weight because we

503
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: don't want to look at your body, you know what

504
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 1: I mean.

505
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: It's just like, what the fuck? Can we just live?

506
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 2: Fuck bitch? Okay, that actually roll?

507
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 5: Let us live? Everybody fun.

508
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 1: Is it inappropriate to wear a cutish outfit to a funeral?

509
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: Or or should we dress homely and sad?

510
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 5: Crop top?

511
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 3: Crop top?

512
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 5: When I go to funeral, I dress like a well

513
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 5: oiled bitch. That's kidding.

514
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 3: Now what do you think?

515
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 6: Man?

516
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 2: I say, look sexy, man? You still live?

517
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 5: Fuck?

518
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucker, don How do you feel about it? I

519
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 3: always go sexy to funerals. You know what I'm saying.

520
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 5: I thought you, I know you do, Poppy. I know

521
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 5: you do.

522
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 3: I was just thinking, like, you can't say funeral without

523
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 3: saying fun So you know that's good.

524
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 5: I liked it. You guys, come on, you should have

525
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 5: supported that. Fucking How do you.

526
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: Approach a friend who said they'd show up for you

527
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 1: and flaked out without any words?

528
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel like these people are in

529
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 3: the room right now, like both of them.

530
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I need more wine for that one.

531
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Speaker 1: You know what, I find like I have had no

532
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,919
Speaker 1: problem being in an office setting.

533
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,679
Speaker 3: I'd love some rise. I'm so sorry. I love you.

534
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 3: I can feel you looking at me.

535
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 2: Okay, can I continue?

536
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 3: Yes? Very much?

537
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll support you, habit. I'm just kidding.

538
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 1: I feel like it's easier for me to ask a

539
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: boss what I want, but it's hard for me to

540
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: tell a friend they've hurt me. And yeah, I mean,

541
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: I'm still learning how to do it.

542
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: But you know, as long as I start with I

543
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 2: love you.

544
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: And I know you probably didn't mean it, but this

545
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: is what happened, and this is how it made me

546
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: feel like And if the they get defensive, I just

547
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: simply say, if you're not ready to talk about it,

548
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: this cool. I don't feel like this is productive, So

549
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: you give me a call when you're ready to talk,

550
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: because I'm What I'm not gonna do is get into

551
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: it with someone I love. That's crazy. So I hope

552
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: that helps. It helped three people. The rest of y'all

553
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck.

554
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,439
Speaker 3: I think they were just processing it, that's all I know.

555
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 5: I think it was powerful, like they went back into

556
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 5: their own memory bank, disappointed by people that they're like, yeah,

557
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 5: I should have said that.

558
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 3: Shit.

559
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 5: They were taking notes on their phones, they were texting themselves.

560
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 2: Shit, this is wild.

561
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 1: What should I do If I'm haunted by the ghost

562
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 1: of my mother in law?

563
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, tell Jordan Peele so he can make

564
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 2: a movie.

565
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 3: About it, the ghost of my mother. Well, then then

566
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 3: obviously someone's you feel as though you need to live

567
00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 3: up to that person, right oooh okay in network, but

568
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 3: that person isn't with us anymore. And if someone is

569
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 3: making you feel that way, let them know, you know

570
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, obviously it's the spouse, So uh,

571
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 3: let your spouse know, let them know that you aren't them,

572
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: and that's that's probably your spouse grieving. And I mean,

573
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 3: once we unpack our villains, what the fuck. Uh wow,

574
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 3: they can't hurt us anymore.

575
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 5: Oh, I feel like certain people like you, like you

576
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 5: feel smarter in front of another ones you run dumb

577
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 5: like I run real dumb with Jordan, like, I was

578
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 5: just like what I feel remedial when I'm not remart

579
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 5: real bitch, I don't even I have to like stop

580
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 5: my mind. I'm like, listen, listen, bitch.

581
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 3: I'm not smart. I just have an astigmatism, and so.

582
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 7: That's why people just figure like that guy, he has read.

583
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,719
Speaker 5: Some books sarcastic and Jewish, but I have no information,

584
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 5: like I never stop it. Thank you. I'll take that in.

585
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 5: I never went to college. I moved to New York

586
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 5: with like this guy, and I talked to.

587
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: Your mom about why you didn't go to college. And wait,

588
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: at your daughter's first birthday, yes, it was hilarious. She's

589
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 1: like she saw me with my twins a ruggling because

590
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,199
Speaker 1: my baby girl, Hazel will just like it looks like

591
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: she's doing a TikTok dance for everybody. I'm like, it's

592
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: just it's natural. And then Otis doesn't really like people.

593
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: He keeps saying I'm shy, and he's just in a

594
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 1: corner reading his book and it's real cute, but like,

595
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 1: I don't have enough hands for all of them. And

596
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: your mom was like, each kid needs something different.

597
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 3: You know.

598
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: I was worried about my kid when she didn't want

599
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: to go to college. And then I realized that she's

600
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: going to take care of herself and do something different.

601
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: And I was like word, And then I had to

602
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: change a shit diaper.

603
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 5: They don't stop shit, said that, but that's good to know.

604
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 5: Like my mom though, but she's so liberal. Like when

605
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 5: I said I wanted to move to New York with

606
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 5: like a guy in his band when I was seventeen,

607
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 5: she called sick sister. She had like no follow up question.

608
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 5: She was just like on the front lawn and a

609
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 5: dashiki or some shit like strong Ram and Rock. I'm like,

610
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 5: you should have another question, right, do you want address

611
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 5: at all? Like she didn't want anything.

612
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: I love that.

613
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: That's not me, but I love it. Yeah, what's the question?

614
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,360
Speaker 5: Okay, what do you get a friend who had her

615
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 5: first baby thoughtful without breaking the bank. I'm going to

616
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 5: say a run dmc onesie.

617
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 3: I feel like it's a solid choice.

618
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: I say food, Just send a meal, just uber eats

619
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,199
Speaker 1: like a pizza over there because you too tired of

620
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: think about where you gonna put in your mouth.

621
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 2: I know, I am.

622
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 3: There's I actually.

623
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 5: Could use advice from you guys at an actual parenting

624
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 5: thing that happened today. Sure please, that's the kind of

625
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 5: thing that happens here. I don't know, I didn't read

626
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 5: the Yeah why not? So I took my daughter to

627
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 5: a tumbling class today, and you know, they have the

628
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 5: little circle. There's like this little like mother gentle mother circle,

629
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 5: and they all had their little kids in their laps

630
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,719
Speaker 5: and they're just like ethereal biblical expressions. And my fucking

631
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 5: kid had no respect for that circle. She was like peace,

632
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 5: fuck off, and she just zoomed in the other direction.

633
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 5: And I was the only kid, and I'm trying to

634
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 5: like make eye contact with the other parents, like like

635
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 5: I was trying to make jokes like a comic, you know,

636
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 5: But I'm like somebody like is there was like five

637
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 5: kids just sitting in that circle, lit just fully circled.

638
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 5: My kid didn't have no respect. What do I do?

639
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 2: And it's pretty cool?

640
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 5: It's okay, I think it's pretty cool.

641
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: No, that's like a sign of like curiosity and confidence.

642
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna do my own thing, kind of like

643
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: you moving to New York at seventeen.

644
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what that is.

645
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 5: Thank you.

646
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 3: That's very happy. Yeah, the apple doesn't fall far, that's right.

647
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 5: You guys. Ever go to like any of those little

648
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 5: parenting I did.

649
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: I did, and I was like, this is sadisfuck, Like

650
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: I got friends I would rather talk to.

651
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, like I can't catch a wave with

652
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 5: these bitches, like they give me nothing.

653
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 4: No, you know what.

654
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: I love to call my I love to call my

655
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,959
Speaker 1: friends that are older and don't have kids, and they're like,

656
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: this is fan fa bitch. I'll play with the kid

657
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: and then go home, you know what I mean? Like yeah, yeah,

658
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: my friends that you know love dogs but don't have

659
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: time for a dog. I'll just drop my dog, like

660
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: don't help me right back and pick the dog. So yeah,

661
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: that's fucking fine. I will say, whether you man, whatever

662
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: it is in life, it always feels like you're always

663
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: doing it wrong. That's how fucking life is set up.

664
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: So just keep telling yourself no, now we're still having fun.

665
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can.

666
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: Think everything is fucking you know, like the way you drive,

667
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: the way you dress, the way you settle work because

668
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: the fuck you're right, fuck it, fuck us.

669
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.

670
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 3: Focus.

671
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 5: Let's go to a caller. Everybody, this is.

672
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 3: You have to focus on the fun of those things.

673
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 3: I used to I used to live over here in

674
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 3: Guanas and I used to go to those kind of

675
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 3: gatherings and I would just make fun of the names,

676
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 3: you know, of the kids. Uh that's they'd be like, okay,

677
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 3: so Ishmael, do you wanna do you want to sing?

678
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 3: What about you? Nik? You know, like it was like

679
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 3: the funnest ship. I was just trying to hold in

680
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 3: my lap. It was a great last question.

681
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 2: Oh do you have a question?

682
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 3: It's kind of this is a serious question, so we

683
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 3: can do the serious question and then that last question.

684
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 2: Thanks for send it up?

685
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 3: All right? So I turned thirty five and noticed I

686
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 3: cannot be drunk all day anymore.

687
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 5: Wind Oh my god, there's such a cocktail of problems

688
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 5: in that sentence, like I need like a long nack.

689
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

690
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 3: When does this change? Or Am I an alcohol I

691
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 3: hate it? Am I an alcoholic? That's the person's asking.

692
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: I used to like, when I open the bottle of wine,

693
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: you know, and my husband puts the cork back in it.

694
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 2: I said, don't do that. Don't do that. It's gonna

695
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: it's gonna taste like falsomach finnicot. Tomorrow.

696
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: You open the wine, you drink the wine. Cut to

697
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: me having heartburn in the middle of the night, just

698
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: the fire between my tits. Said, this is not okay.

699
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: It sucks when you can't do what you used to do.

700
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: But just do something else.

701
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, the body betrays.

702
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to, you know.

703
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: I think it's if you don't evolve, that's fucking weird, man,

704
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like do it.

705
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 2: It's fine.

706
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: Drink something else, do something less, go for a walk,

707
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: go to fucking free playing in the park.

708
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: Oh fucking note.

709
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a certain point where it's like I have

710
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 5: friends that are like shots shot. I'm like, no, Joe

711
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 5: DeRosa coming down, he said, Joe DeRosa loves shots and

712
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 5: we're in our forties.

713
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 2: He's like, come on, man, if you really love me,

714
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: that's it. This is not Season one of the Jersey

715
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: Short Bitch.

716
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: I don't have to do anything that tastes like rubbing

717
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: alcoholl uh. Last time I saw it, don he was like,

718
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm on my health cake and I'm like, I love

719
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: that for you.

720
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I am. I'm drinking less. I drink hardkom butcha

721
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 7: a lot. Now that's my alcohol of choice.

722
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 2: What does a little head.

723
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 7: It's kombucha that they ferment a little more so, like

724
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 7: it's a little alcohol.

725
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 5: Oh yes, my husband makes that. That's what he makes.

726
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 3: He basically like cider. That's all it is.

727
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you call it hard. That's so cute. That's cute.

728
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: Good for you, and it's good for like the little

729
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: things in the stomach of stuff.

730
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I can't process alcohol the same sometimes. Yeah,

731
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 7: I definitely can't. Joe DeRosa try to get me to

732
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 7: do shots. I couldn't do the shot.

733
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: Oh shot, that's how I black out, Like I want

734
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: to remember what happened, you know. Yes, I used to

735
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: do shots and wake up with like a donut in

736
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: my person and be.

737
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know. Well, at least I'm prepared.

738
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 3: If you're gonna drink, if you're gonna drink to whatever

739
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 3: extent you're gonna drink, If you're like I want to

740
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 3: maintain this level of drinking as I get thirty five,

741
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 3: then you need. You need to start eating as you

742
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 3: drink as well, like you can't. Yeah, you gotta get

743
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 3: like the European model where it's just like you gotta

744
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 3: get like.

745
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: A maybe you just need a little Edi bowl feel

746
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: a little.

747
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: Something or a lot.

748
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I do a lot of feeding when I'm drinking.

749
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 5: It's very satisfied. I just like to lay in bed

750
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 5: and just shovel sweet treats to my dumb face.

751
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: It's true.

752
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: I've seen it. It's like something out of like a

753
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: seth Rogen movie, like you would not think.

754
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 3: Final question.

755
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 5: You have a lot of FaceTime wide sessions Michelle and I,

756
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 5: so just get off our deck because that's where the

757
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 5: party is.

758
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 2: Okay.

759
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: Last question, and this is for everyone on the stage.

760
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: What's your favorite washing machine cycle?

761
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 3: For what?

762
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 5: Fucking Jensil, I'm a deep ignorant moron.

763
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 3: I thought they meant as in, you know, if you're gonna,

764
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 3: you know, celebrate with another person's body. You know they're

765
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 3: on the sitting on a washing machine. You've never.

766
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: A washing machine do their hands and say celebrate. You

767
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 2: sound like you're Mormon, like fresh off the compounds.

768
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 5: How don't you know that? I'm so impressed you're.

769
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 3: Going to consumm age love with another I'm gonna answer

770
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 3: it straight up.

771
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: Favorite machine cycle for me on the go? I like

772
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: a twenty in it cold wash gets everything clean.

773
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 2: You know, I don't need to use all that hot water.

774
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: But I'm really happy for the sanitized option.

775
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 5: With all the sanitized I need to get.

776
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 3: If you have kids and they do they go like

777
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 3: Brown Town in their pants, you have to throw. You

778
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 3: have to throw the you have to throw.

779
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: The disgust, sanitize it. It just takes care of it.

780
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's great.

781
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't know this.

782
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's necessary.

783
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 5: Fuck changing on a stage right now.

784
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 1: I did have sex on a washing machine one time. Yeah,

785
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: and it wasn't the washing machine. It was the dryer

786
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: and it was tumble.

787
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 5: You had like have you had? It was hard, it

788
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 5: was very other like fun loving places.

789
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 3: Now.

790
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I a journalist. Look at me, What a dickhead.

791
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: I have been fingerfuked all over the five Burrows like

792
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: you know, it is what it is. Backseat of a taxi.

793
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: I got gum stuck on a guy's dick. We can

794
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: move on.

795
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 3: I never I've never fucked in public, but I have

796
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 3: made love. Okay, where where?

797
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 5: Where?

798
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 3: Where? Where?

799
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: Were at the fucking Central Park after the freak play?

800
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 3: What a beach?

801
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 5: Oh?

802
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: Every time I ordered the drinks stand on?

803
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 2: What is that beach? What is it?

804
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 5: Sex on the beach?

805
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:21,919
Speaker 2: My uncle?

806
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: Who's such a pull my finger, dude, He's like, you

807
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 1: know what happens when you have sex on the beach?

808
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: So well, Uncle Louis, he goes, you get standing your ass?

809
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: I say, shouldn't you call it?

810
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 4: Yeah?

811
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: All the time, I'm like, should you call one of

812
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 2: your wives? Like, stop it all right? Don public sex?

813
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 7: Go Lincoln thinner, that's the classiest.

814
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 5: Class is what our forefathers.

815
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 4: What have I wanted?

816
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 6: Nation?

817
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 5: I need more?

818
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

819
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 5: He's like, wow, everybody, I want you guys to just

820
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 5: download this for Was she thigger than a snigger? That's

821
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 5: what we all want to know.

822
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 7: You were at La Traviata, it was she wasn't the

823
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 7: thicker than a snicker?

824
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: What the fuck does it even mean? Okay, where was

825
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: it in the bathroom?

826
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 7: It was like kind of like off to this it was.

827
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 7: It wasn't in the Lincoln Center. It was kind of

828
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 7: outside the Lincoln Center.

829
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 3: PJ. Clark like off to the side of the Lincoln Center.

830
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 4: Was she a hooker?

831
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 5: No?

832
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 3: Whoa? Whoa? Were you at Fordham? Were you at Fordham University? Like?

833
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 3: How far away were you? No? We did. We went

834
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 3: to the movies. We were hanging out, and I was a.

835
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 2: Good as Did you get her popcorn? Because I would have.

836
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 3: I did get her popcorn.

837
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: See what happens when you buy people popcorn at a movie?

838
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: Okay, just say it, but it's salt. I get a

839
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: little action.

840
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 7: But you know, it was in Brooklyn. She was in

841
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 7: a whole other borough. So it was like we had

842
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 7: to make it happen where it was happening.

843
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. A lot of commuting popping off.

844
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: That's wild as fuck. Okay, favorite machine wall Rachel, please go.

845
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 5: No one's ever wanted to like have sex with me

846
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 5: that urgently, Like they're always like we could wait till

847
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 5: a couple hours. I've never felt that kind of urg

848
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 5: like I need a slammer again, so like we'll circle

849
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 5: back in the living room in four hours. That sounds good.

850
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 5: Larry's never even told me that I'm the best they've

851
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 5: ever had. Like, no one's told me that lie, Like

852
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 5: they know I phone it in. You know what I mean.

853
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 5: I'm not. No one's even been able to be like

854
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 5: you're the bet. Now they know I'm not. I bring

855
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 5: very little to the table, very little. Yeah, Like I

856
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 5: just want to Yeah, I don't. There's a lot a

857
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 5: lot of foolishness happening with me. I can't do a

858
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 5: lot of acrobatic coorse.

859
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 3: Shit.

860
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 5: No, I'm tired. It's very basic, very basic. Yeah, I'm not.

861
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 5: I don't know. Like my friends will to say shit,

862
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 5: they say to men. Bet. I hear my mom in

863
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 5: the room, disappointed me, Like really, Rachel, ram me harder?

864
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 5: Is that what the girls say at school? I can't.

865
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 6: So we ask our guests, sorry, what's the most adult

866
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 6: thing you would like to do for yourself that you

867
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 6: haven't yet?

868
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 5: Oh?

869
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 3: This year?

870
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 5: I just thought I was like being put down like

871
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 5: a dog. Everybody's like, well, she's out of control. Let's

872
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 5: just sorry.

873
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: What was What's the most adult thing you want to

874
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: do for yourself this year that you haven't And it

875
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 1: could be anything like truly, anything that's.

876
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 3: Interesting, say travel some people.

877
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 2: You don't have to give her.

878
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 5: Just decided to be the answers I really wanted to.

879
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 5: I want to run without hoop earrings, and that's definitely

880
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 5: one of the things. I want to run in, like

881
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 5: a runner's outfit. Like I run where people are like

882
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 5: are you okay? Like just something happen. I run like

883
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 5: I'm escaping. I wear like the outfit. I run like

884
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 5: I'm just like left in argument with a boyfriend or something.

885
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 5: I want to like run like I want to wear.

886
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 5: You know, some people just know what you wear to run,

887
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 5: like you wear some fucking fanny pack shit, like you

888
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 5: have your phone in it. I'm always like holding something

889
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,479
Speaker 5: and like a Forever twenty one skirt or some shit.

890
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 5: I yeah, I want to take a fucking adult jog.

891
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 3: Yes, this is crazy. Would you like to go running

892
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 3: with me? Yes? And would you like to challenge teenagers

893
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 3: to races around that track?

894
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 5: Yeah? I want to start running. Wait is this real?

895
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, this is real? Rachel find sign everybody thank you?

896
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes every time.

897
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 3: Rachie Rage. Rachie Rage saves the day, Oh my gosh.

898
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 3: And it's so hard because I know that she was

899
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 3: trying to find childcare and make it happen with her daughter,

900
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 3: you know, her lovely, lovely daughter, and it's just so

901
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 3: hard because first of all, she works at night. Her

902
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 3: husband's a fireman, but she does it all. He's a fireman, yeah,

903
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 3: fire person.

904
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 2: He's a person man.

905
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 3: Yes, and he's got a great if you've never met him,

906
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 3: he has the most luxurious.

907
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 2: How the fuck people can.

908
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 3: Listen to this and uh oh.

909
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh Jordan, are you hungry?

910
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 2: Jordan's are you hungry? Do you need a little snack?

911
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 3: I have some? I think I have some chewy nerds

912
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 3: in hair.

913
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: My goodness. Also side note, I'm going to bring it black.

914
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 1: I love how long your hair is getting.

915
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 3: Thank you? Yeah, thank you.

916
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: Is it hard to manage or or you're just like

917
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 2: into it?

918
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm into it. I've been doing all the things.

919
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: Definitely condition every week and then coconut oil like every morning.

920
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's beautiful. Would you do a faux hawk?

921
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 3: Good question, great question. My head is so it just

922
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 3: looks like it looks like a Thanksgiving squash. So we're

923
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 3: just not gonna kiss the season, bitch, it is in

924
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 3: season to have I had liked.

925
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: My head looks like an albino pumpkin.

926
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 3: You have a nice shaped head. Why don't you stop stop?

927
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: Well, now you know what it feels like when your

928
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 1: friend's saying something bad about themselves.

929
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 3: I'm beating everybody with the punch. That's what I'm doing.

930
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 3: Are you sure you're not I'm a little hunkies. I

931
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 3: only had a tea for breakfast and then I had

932
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 3: like a smoothie for lunch. So I'm I did a cleanse.

933
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: I did a seven day cleanse, and then the kind

934
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 3: of the I know, right, I did a seven day cleanse.

935
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna do a twenty one day after.

936
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 2: Are you in la right now? You've changed?

937
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 5: No?

938
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 3: I think yeah. I mean, I'm just trying to try

939
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 3: to live, you know. And I dropped five pounds, and

940
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: so you know, yeah.

941
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: Was that the goal to drop five pounds or to

942
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,720
Speaker 1: give your body a reset?

943
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 3: The goal was to give my body a reset and

944
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 3: to not like every time I woke up in the

945
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 3: morning and swung a leg over in the bed to

946
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 3: get up and not be like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, y.

947
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 3: You know. I wanted to feel better about my bod

948
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 3: and to feel more more powerful and just in control

949
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 3: of my faculties.

950
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: If that makes sense, Okay, sure, yeah, I just no,

951
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: I just get you know, I just I wrote a

952
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,959
Speaker 1: book called Survival the Thickest. I am filming a TV

953
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: show that also Survival the Thickest, And so there is

954
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: this conversation on set a lot where people like to

955
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: do cleanses and fast and I just always want to

956
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: know and make sure that you're doing it safely, you're

957
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: doing it for the right reasons, and that you don't

958
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: feel like you have to do it all the time

959
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: because it is a quick, easy fix to fast What

960
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: is that saying, Like, matter where you go, there you are.

961
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure our listeners are addie bodies,

962
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: are fatty baddies and everybody in motherfucking between, that you

963
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: love yourself no matter what. It's okay to not like

964
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: certain things, but you should definitely come from a place

965
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 1: to love and like love them because they're yours and

966
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: they're special. And if you feel like doing a cleanse

967
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: or fasting do. I mean, it's really good to give

968
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: your body a little reset if you want, But you

969
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: also don't have to if you don't want.

970
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 3: To have to.

971
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: Like No, when I did the last cleans I did,

972
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It was a couple of years ago.

973
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: I was just still surprised how much I was still pooping.

974
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, there's still so.

975
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 4: Much in there.

976
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: I was on duty.

977
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: Duty, yo, I was like going abround down like it

978
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: was an express train.

979
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 2: It was crazy.

980
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 3: I was like, oh wow, yeah there is there is

981
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 3: that there's a lot of evacuation. But I feel like

982
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 3: what was happening for me was it was just like

983
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 3: I'd never done it before and it was fascinating. It

984
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 3: put in high relief for me just how negative I

985
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 3: am when it comes to trying or challenging myself. Because

986
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 3: the voices that came up were so negative in me

987
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 3: just trying it for a day or two that I

988
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 3: was like, oh, okay, I gotta do this because what's

989
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 3: welling up in me is just like the no, you can't.

990
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 3: And I really I hated that. And it's like you

991
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 3: want yourself to succeed until you do, and I hate

992
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 3: that about myself and I want to just like try

993
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 3: something different. The challenges myself and the challenges me excuse me.

994
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 3: And that's why I did it. But I feel you completely,

995
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 3: you know, like I've had major surgery like on my

996
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 3: knee and on my back, so I've had to learn

997
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 3: to love my body, you know. Lung collapse like that.

998
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 3: My body fails me sometimes and I just kind of

999
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 3: wanted to be the hammer, not the name, and things

1000
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 3: happened to me and I was like, I want to

1001
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 3: take the more proactive. Yes, take control.

1002
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: And also you do so much. You're doing it all true,

1003
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 2: so it doesn't feel like it, but you are winning.

1004
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 3: Well, thank you friend. But you're right, You're absolutely right.

1005
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 3: We need to love the skin that we're in and

1006
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 3: why we do it. It shouldn't be because this world

1007
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 3: is so like image I don't have For instance, I

1008
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 3: don't have a scale, don't have one.

1009
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 2: So how do you know you lost five pounds because.

1010
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 3: I went to my mother in law's house, sense sana

1011
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 3: suit scale, those like got it. I had to know,

1012
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 3: you know, like curiosity took over for a minute. But

1013
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 3: like it's just more like I have the energy to

1014
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: do the things and not and don't get short with

1015
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 3: my kids and you know, go to the grocery store, happily,

1016
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 3: do all the chores and things that need to be

1017
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 3: done in my life. I'm more of a happy warrior

1018
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 3: about it.

1019
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it isn't always about being laser focused. It's like

1020
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: just trying to focus, you know, like a yoga class like.

1021
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 3: And I got alo pants.

1022
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's got his leg up. Everybody, this

1023
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: is a good time to end the episode. I just

1024
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: want to tell everyone you know, you are beautiful, you

1025
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,919
Speaker 1: are perfect, you are enough.

1026
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 2: Bye.

1027
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: I went to aloe.

1028
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 2: The episode's over.

1029
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

1030
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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

1031
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 3: Senior managing Producer is Hannah Kyle Krauigne.

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Speaker 1: This episode was sound designed and engineered by Ryo bomb.

1033
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 2: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

1034
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 3: Our theme song in live show, Djang is by DJ

1035
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 3: don Well. This Bellhouse show is produced by Mary Ann Ways.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Christ Fender, most artwork by Jamie Bechtel. Executive

1037
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Hartstark and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at adulting the Pot.

1039
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Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm