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Speaker 1: This is Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show. All right,

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Speaker 1: Garrett has been furiously throwing some songs in the back.

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Speaker 1: I love the fact that he's working hard to replace

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Speaker 1: these songs that were Do you think this was targeted?

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Speaker 1: Went through and said they're not gonna play this again. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we had an issue where we discovered a lot of

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Speaker 1: the music that we wanted to play is not in

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Speaker 1: our system. So we're rectifying that matter. We have Garrett,

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Speaker 1: so damn the man. Yeah, we're gonna do. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: play our music if it kills us. And you know,

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Speaker 1: Elvis isn't here today. He's taking the day off because

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Speaker 1: he can't connect. Pretty good reason why you can't connect

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Speaker 1: to do your job. Pretty good reason why you're not here.

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Speaker 1: We have Danielle's report right now. Danielle, do you think

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Speaker 1: you could push one out? Sure? I pushed two out,

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Speaker 1: so I think a third is no problem. Danielle, I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about my kids. By the way, will Smith has

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Speaker 1: spoken out for the first time since her dad Will

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Speaker 1: Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars. She says, my

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Speaker 1: whole family is human, and I love and accept them

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Speaker 1: for all their humanness. And she also claims that their

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Speaker 1: humanness isn't accepted by others. So there you go, h Drake.

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Speaker 1: He was performing over the weekend. He was at that

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Speaker 1: reunion in Toronto Saturday, and he decided it was time

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Speaker 1: to let the world know that Lo Wayne and Nicki Minaj,

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Speaker 1: in his eyes, are the goats of hip hop. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you guys agree, if anybody agree, there's

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Speaker 1: a solid argument for that, Yeah, but that is just

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Speaker 1: his opinion. Selena Golmas was opening up about her plans

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Speaker 1: for the future. She definitely wants to start a family

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Speaker 1: one day. She was saying that she wants to be married,

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Speaker 1: she wants to be a mom. She goes, eventually, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be tired of all of this, so I'm

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Speaker 1: probably just going to devote most of my life to

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Speaker 1: being a philanthropist before I piece out. So that's pretty interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And Koe Kardashian and Travis Scott welcome their new baby

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Speaker 1: vious surrogate. It is a boy. So congratulations of the

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Speaker 1: think and that would I say, sorry, that would be

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Speaker 1: the plot twist of all plot twists. Sorry, now I

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Speaker 1: would watch that I wrote. I wrote Travis Scott because

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Speaker 1: Travis Scott performed for the first time since Astro World

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Speaker 1: and it was a sold out crowd at the O

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Speaker 1: two Arena. So yeah, that was going on this weekend.

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Speaker 1: And then Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have broken up.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that by now you know that. Uh, they're

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Speaker 1: claiming all different reasons, like that they didn't have enough

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Speaker 1: time together because he's in Australia, she has the kids,

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Speaker 1: she's traveling. And then, of course Kanye had to take

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Speaker 1: to social this morning an hour ago to post a

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Speaker 1: pretended New York Times headline Skeet Davidson dead at age

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Speaker 1: twenty eight. And you know, Skeet is his little nickname

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Speaker 1: for Pete. I'm gonna see how long it takes for

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Speaker 1: him to take that post down, because you know that's coming,

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Speaker 1: but it lives forever, exactly exactly. It's it's like, why

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Speaker 1: is he celebrating He's not getting back that's gonna come

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Speaker 1: running back, because you really think she's gonna look at

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Speaker 1: this and go like, oh my gosh, that's so sweet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: by the way, they're still getting a divorce and he's

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Speaker 1: all he fired his fifth lawyer, So that's going on.

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Speaker 1: Sean Mendez turns twenty four years old today and over

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Speaker 1: the weekend he party to Live nightclub in Miami. With

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Speaker 1: the weekend they said he was happy, he was relaxed,

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Speaker 1: and he was enjoying life. And you know that he

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Speaker 1: has taken some time for himself. What are we watching?

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Speaker 1: Love and Hip Hop is over on VH one. You

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Speaker 1: also have Love and Hip Hop Miami. The Bachelorette is

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Speaker 1: on I'm lovin Amazon Primes, Chloe. It is a psychological thriller.

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Speaker 1: If you're into that, it's definitely something you should be watching.

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Speaker 1: And it's only like six or I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's six or eight episodes. It's pretty quick. So that's

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. And that is my Danielle report. So, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: which of your friends is the guest environment expert? Oh?

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Speaker 1: So do you know what that is? I'm about to

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Speaker 1: find out what is a guest environment expert? So a

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Speaker 1: friend of Virus works at a hotel and they're hiring housekeepers,

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Speaker 1: but they're not called housekeepers. They're called guest environment experts. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so does that differ from a housekeeper at all? No, No,

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Speaker 1: it's the same exact job. They just changed the title.

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Speaker 1: So housekeepers, this entire time for the last thousand years

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Speaker 1: of existence have been guest environment experts. Yes, did you know?

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Speaker 1: And I think Goddy and I were talking about this

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Speaker 1: earlier today. She knows somebody that was a receptionist. You

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Speaker 1: know when you when you when when you come into

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Speaker 1: that you see when you come into a building. They're

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Speaker 1: no longer a receptionist. What are they? They're the what

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Speaker 1: is it? Director of First Impressions. Yeah, shout out to Elane.

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Speaker 1: She came up with that like ten years ago. She's

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Speaker 1: been the director of First Impressions forever. Yeah. So there's

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Speaker 1: like fancy job titles out there, all right, So so

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Speaker 1: start thinking about yours, Like here at the show, what

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Speaker 1: your job title would be? Because I feel like we

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Speaker 1: can amp this up a little bit. You know, I

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Speaker 1: not the executive producer. I'm the talent wrangler and management expert.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what would like? You would be the

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Speaker 1: director of talent, Director of talent management and wrangling of

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Speaker 1: talent wrangling talent. Yeah. Yeah, I like to call the

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Speaker 1: rule guy makes bizarre of rules. Seriously, like everybody that

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Speaker 1: that's that's my job and that's what I have to do.

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Speaker 1: But seriously, what what job do you have that you

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Speaker 1: could amp up that title? Because a lot of people

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Speaker 1: look at the title and I'm like, oh, they're important,

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Speaker 1: yeah right, But isn't that what you have to do

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Speaker 1: on your resume to begin with? Yeah, you have to.

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Speaker 1: You have to like amp up everything that's on their lot.

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Speaker 1: But I think people see through that now too, though,

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Speaker 1: Like I facilitated meal delivery blah blah, you ordered breakfast. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what you did. I know that's what you did. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I remember the custodian at my school who had an

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Speaker 1: office and the custodian office, yeah this one, yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: And on the desk it was a sign that said

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Speaker 1: vice President of Janitorial Arts. Nice. I remember it vividly.

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Speaker 1: Who was the president? I don't know, I know, right,

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Speaker 1: But no, I'm gonna have to think about our titles

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Speaker 1: because I think we could definitely amp this up. That's good.

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Speaker 1: So I'm looking at this website and it's got, you know,

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Speaker 1: job titles that are normal job titles and then fancy

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Speaker 1: names that they come up with us. Here, what this

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Speaker 1: one is? Ready? What would be a destination counselor travel

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Speaker 1: travel agent? Yeah, yes, okay, okay, Oh, this is funny.

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Speaker 1: What is a knowledge navigator A librarian? No, teacher, that's

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Speaker 1: a teacher teacher, that's yeah. I like that name for teachers.

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Speaker 1: Maledge navigator. What is a petroleum transfer engineer station attendant? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that sounds that sounds like a porn star. Ready? A

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Speaker 1: vision clearance engineer, vision clearance engineer, I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: That's a tough one. The window cleaner, yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: keep going. This is funny they come up with these names.

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Speaker 1: A civil civil enforcement officer, police police office okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: A crockery cleansing operativewwasher yes, uh, lost prevention officer. Oh,

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Speaker 1: the people at the mall that catch you stealing? Security guard?

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Speaker 1: Security guard? Yeah, immediate distribution officer, what media distribution officer?

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Speaker 1: This jockey now delivery yes, yeah that's good. Yeah. See

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Speaker 1: these are about the field nourishment consultant. It's that a waiter.

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Speaker 1: The field part comes from is it working in the field.

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Speaker 1: I'm changing mine. I'm changing mine. What's your Daniel, I'm

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Speaker 1: not the entertainment news reporter. I'm now the broken celebrity

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Speaker 1: relationship up relationship expert. Yes, what is the coin facilitation engineer,

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Speaker 1: the bank teller. No what, that's a toll booth collector.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, well think of what your job

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Speaker 1: title would be if you fancied it up. We're going

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Speaker 1: to talk to a knowledge navigator next and give them

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Speaker 1: some money, i e. A teacher. Thanks to our friends

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Speaker 1: at BICK. We're gonna be right back after this. Elvis tring.

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