WEBVTT - The Myth of Green Tea Hallucinations

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind from how stupwork

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Hey you welcome to stuff to Blow your Mind.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Robert Lamb and I am Christian Seger.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had an epiphany a couple of days ago

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<v Speaker 1>that's completely turned my life around, and it spawned the

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<v Speaker 1>idea for this episode. Ye. Yeah. For the last almost

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years, I have believed that if you drink too

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<v Speaker 1>much green tea, you will eventually start hallucinating. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it all came from a horror story that I read

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<v Speaker 1>in college in a class. My professor didn't correct that

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<v Speaker 1>false assumption that was in this story. We talked about

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<v Speaker 1>the story and its contents, but we didn't talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you can't actually hallucinate. Well, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into that you can. But but green tea was, at

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<v Speaker 1>the time Victorian Aire assumed to cause people hallucinations or hysteria.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, this is this is interesting because I believe

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<v Speaker 1>there was this American Life that aired years back, and

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<v Speaker 1>the at least the opening bit was about these little

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<v Speaker 1>mistaken ideas that we sometimes have in our head, like

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that's it's not important enough that it gets completely

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<v Speaker 1>ruled out or corrected. Early on, but you end up

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<v Speaker 1>just holding onto it, like in the In the bit,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a there was a particular woman who always

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<v Speaker 1>thought that unicorns were real. She just she didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>look into the matter. She just had it in her mind.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a real animal. I've totally met people who

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<v Speaker 1>have thought they're real too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>was like that. And I was so embarrassed when I

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<v Speaker 1>realized the truth. But um, I mean, it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>I've avoided green tea. In fact, I'm drinking it right

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<v Speaker 1>now as we recording this episode. But uh, I've made

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<v Speaker 1>sure like I don't drink too much because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I had learned in this class. Well, I mean, moderation

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<v Speaker 1>and all things right, And it doesn't seem like it's

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<v Speaker 1>that unrealistic. There are plenty of substances where if you

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<v Speaker 1>drink too much of it, weird or bad things can happen,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, not to people who drink alcohol tend to

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<v Speaker 1>know do not drink too much alcohol. If you drink

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<v Speaker 1>too much coffee, you may get a bit jit ury

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<v Speaker 1>and weird. So the idea that if you drink too

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<v Speaker 1>much green tea you might have some level of mild hallucination.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not unrealistic, and it turns out that there's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit a little bit of truth to it. But

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<v Speaker 1>the the whole myth just spun completely out of control. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, during the Victorian era, but primarily because

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<v Speaker 1>of this short horror story called Green Tea by Sheridan

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<v Speaker 1>Lafanu Uh. He was an Irish writer of Gothic mysteries

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<v Speaker 1>and ghost stories. Um. This story was first published in

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<v Speaker 1>the United States in five but it was originally published

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<v Speaker 1>in England in eighteen seventy two. It was in his

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<v Speaker 1>collection called in a Glass Darkly Uh. And just for context,

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<v Speaker 1>that public cation that was only a year before he died,

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<v Speaker 1>so he was kind of at the end of his life.

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<v Speaker 1>I was rereading the story for this episode as well,

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<v Speaker 1>and the story contextually, I think takes place much earlier

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<v Speaker 1>than that. I think it's like the beginning part of

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteenth century. And this is very much a stuffy

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<v Speaker 1>British ghost story. When you totally not not to not

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<v Speaker 1>to hate on that type of ghost story, sometimes that's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what I'm in the mood for. But this is

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<v Speaker 1>a British intellectual encounter of something kind of weird that

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<v Speaker 1>challenges his Britishness, but ultimately his Britishness is enough to

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<v Speaker 1>overcome the anti Britishness. Yeah. Absolutely. This is one of

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<v Speaker 1>those rare stories, especially for the time, to where it's

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<v Speaker 1>a horror story, but it chooses science over the supernatural

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<v Speaker 1>for its explanation, which is where the whole great Tea

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<v Speaker 1>things that comes from. Although it just turns out that

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<v Speaker 1>the scientific explanation in this story was just as superficial. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a good, ultimately phony scientific explanation in an

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<v Speaker 1>old horror story. There was a horror movie years and

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<v Speaker 1>years back, I guess the nineteen seventies Horror Express. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you ever see wonderful film as Christopher Lee in it? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Teddy Sevalis, Kelly Savalis Uh A Siberian train a hammer movie,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it was. And there's a there's like an

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<v Speaker 1>undead Neanderthal type creature and it's it's a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>But the big scientific moment is when they discussed that

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<v Speaker 1>you can like look at the molecules and you can

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<v Speaker 1>basically look at an eye under a microscope and see

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<v Speaker 1>the things it saw or something completely ridiculous and totally

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<v Speaker 1>blast me out of the movie even in a horror

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<v Speaker 1>movie about undead neandertal. Yeah, yeah, no, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>know that would be an interesting thing for us to tackle,

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<v Speaker 1>is like scientific misassumptions that we've we've had over the

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<v Speaker 1>years from various like sci fi, fantasy and uh, horror

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<v Speaker 1>explanations for things. So the story Green Tea goes like this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna spoil and almost a hundred and fifty year

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<v Speaker 1>old story for you here, so brace yourselves. Uh. There's

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<v Speaker 1>this guy named Mr Jennings. He's a clergyman and he

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<v Speaker 1>keeps seeing the evil spirit of a monkey. Uh, and

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<v Speaker 1>he turns to a doctor for help. The doctor rejects

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<v Speaker 1>the idea that something supernatural is happening. Oh. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Dr Hacilius, by the way, who's a reoccurring character. He is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole book, the whole collection of short stories are

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<v Speaker 1>are written from his perspective, I think. And he's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like he's like a proto Sherlock Holmes. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>a doctor and he but he knows everything, and he

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<v Speaker 1>like he does that Sherlock Holmes thing where he like,

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<v Speaker 1>uh just like says a bunch of facts about people

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<v Speaker 1>without them like telling him anything just to like show

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<v Speaker 1>off how smart he is, how how logical he is. Anyways, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so his whole thing is there's nothing supernatural happening here.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on is you've been drinking green tea for

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<v Speaker 1>years every night before you go to bed, Mr Jennings,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's in your nervous system, and that's what's making

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<v Speaker 1>you see this evil monkey and it eventually drives Jenning

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<v Speaker 1>to Jennings to commit suicide. Uh. And the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the story is essentially the doctor how do how do

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<v Speaker 1>you say his name again? Hascilius has Cilius is how

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<v Speaker 1>I was reading him. Okay, so he, you know, basically

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<v Speaker 1>is like, well there's one for science. Like, it's too

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<v Speaker 1>bad that he, you know, killed himself. But he seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like a good man. But that's what happens when you

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<v Speaker 1>drink too much green tea, you know. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>say when I when I went into this story and

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<v Speaker 1>I had not I had not read this one previously.

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<v Speaker 1>This one was new to me. I was expecting a

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<v Speaker 1>far more racist and xenophobic tale. Yeah, and it it

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<v Speaker 1>really doesn't have It really doesn't have much in the

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<v Speaker 1>way of xenophobia racism at least on the on the surface, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there isn't a lot of if I remember correctly, they

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<v Speaker 1>don't even really reference the sort of Chinese origin of

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<v Speaker 1>tea in it that much, right, right, Yeah, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>went back through it and I did the word search.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, all right, let's see if they're a needs

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<v Speaker 1>specific means of Asia China and not so much it. Uh. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>it does raise a couple of questions that I think

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<v Speaker 1>can point to certain you know, mild racist store xenophobic ideas,

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<v Speaker 1>such as drinking a lot of green tea makes you

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<v Speaker 1>see ghost monkeys? Then does that mean everyone in in

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<v Speaker 1>Asia is walking around seeing ghost monkeys? Are just the

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<v Speaker 1>average street in China is just littered with ghost monkey

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<v Speaker 1>It's just yeah, it's just a part of everyday life.

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<v Speaker 1>And this one guy just couldn't handle it. The ghost

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<v Speaker 1>monkey isn't really that malicious, and in fact, I think

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<v Speaker 1>there's even a scene where he like goes to touch

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<v Speaker 1>it in his hand, just passes through it. Yeah. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's the equivalent of the little uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the little waving cat toy that you see everything. You

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<v Speaker 1>just get used to seeing ghost monkeys everywhere, menacing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Um, I think what it speaks to about

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<v Speaker 1>the context that this was written and actually is that

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<v Speaker 1>xenophobia wasn't overt right, it was just like the Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>and the origin of these products was invisible in English

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<v Speaker 1>society at that time, and so they just didn't talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it, didn't think about it, didn't even consider, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we have uh problems with green tea here, but why

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<v Speaker 1>would we even think about what's happening with the people

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<v Speaker 1>in China drinking it? Right? I think that I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's what my explanation would be for why they're not

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<v Speaker 1>in there. But there's there's some really interesting stuff contextually

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<v Speaker 1>going on with green tea at the time, and so

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna we're gonna establish that first, and then we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take a look at what's actually going on with

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<v Speaker 1>green tea with the caveat that Robert and I quickly

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<v Speaker 1>found of researching this episode. There is a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>research about green tea out there, like too much for

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<v Speaker 1>anyone human being to read in the lifetime. I think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you follow any particular science news outlets, or if

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<v Speaker 1>you do you look at the studies that are coming out,

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<v Speaker 1>green tea is just always hitting. It's like green tea, coffee,

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<v Speaker 1>and red wine pretty much. If you want to find

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<v Speaker 1>a study on any of those three things that relates

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<v Speaker 1>to any particular part of your anatomy or life or

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<v Speaker 1>functionality as a as an organism, it's out there. It

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<v Speaker 1>reminds me of this Lewis Black bit that he used

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<v Speaker 1>to do about milk, and he would talked right, it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the study comes out and it says milks good for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and then another study comes out and it says milks

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<v Speaker 1>bad for you, and it switches back and forth like

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<v Speaker 1>every week, and he's just like, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to do with this. You know, that was a terrible

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<v Speaker 1>Lewis but but yeah, basically green tea is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>the same, except for the now we're not getting that

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<v Speaker 1>many studies that are like, green tea is bad for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting oh, it's so good for you, can do this,

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<v Speaker 1>it can do that, it can do this, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the level to which it is good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. So uh. But what was going on at

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<v Speaker 1>the time that Green Tea was written was basically the

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<v Speaker 1>medical field was really pulling away from the supernatural and

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<v Speaker 1>hyper focusing on science. So that's why you know, we've

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<v Speaker 1>talked before about how uh like trace this back a

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<v Speaker 1>couple hundred years for this to John d where the

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<v Speaker 1>science field at the time very much incorporated aspects of

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<v Speaker 1>the supernatural into it. Now at this period of time,

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<v Speaker 1>as Victorian era, uh, they're pulling away from that, really

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<v Speaker 1>focusing on science. So they're saying voices and visions that

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<v Speaker 1>are seen by people were really they were associated with

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<v Speaker 1>a false perception of their senses rather than actual ghosts

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<v Speaker 1>or demons. And some of the ideas that surrounded this

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<v Speaker 1>were connected to human blood and how it circulated from

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<v Speaker 1>the heart to the brain. So they're trying to be science,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were just you know, it wasn't very empirical.

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<v Speaker 1>The idea was um that like when you hang your

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<v Speaker 1>head down and then you quickly raise it up, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you see spots or lights because you're getting a head rush.

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<v Speaker 1>And this Victorian kind of science explanation was like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's got to be the explanation for problems like

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<v Speaker 1>this green t situation. So yeah, the the story itself

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<v Speaker 1>seemed progressive for the time, right because he was like, a, ha,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no such thing as a. It's like Scooby Doo

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<v Speaker 1>at the end, and it's like there's no ghost, it's

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<v Speaker 1>green tea. But the medical logic is not correct at all.

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<v Speaker 1>And here I am almost a hundred and fifty years

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<v Speaker 1>later and I totally bought it for a good chunk

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<v Speaker 1>of my life. Um So what was going on was

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<v Speaker 1>by the eight seventies there was a shift away from

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<v Speaker 1>green tea toward black tea. And the reason why was

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<v Speaker 1>black tea was cheaper to produce because it was sourced

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<v Speaker 1>directly from British plantations that were in India and Ceylon,

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<v Speaker 1>and therefore consumers thought that it was more likely to

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<v Speaker 1>be of high quality because they knew where it was

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<v Speaker 1>coming from, like these we're British managed plantations, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>that it was being cut uh with all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>weird things, various plants, iron filings. Will get to that

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<v Speaker 1>in a minute. Going back to this story, though, we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta turn to one of our stuff to blow your

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<v Speaker 1>mind experts that we often summon up. He's been a

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<v Speaker 1>former guest on the show A. S. T. Joshi and Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He wrote in his Unutterable Horror book, he has a

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<v Speaker 1>long section about the story Green Tea and leaf a

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<v Speaker 1>news writings, and he says, quote, there's a certain amount

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<v Speaker 1>of evidence that in a story written only ten years

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<v Speaker 1>after the publication of Darwin's Origin of Species, the monkey

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<v Speaker 1>represents from a Christian perspective, the rejection or at least

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<v Speaker 1>the potential for the rejection of God and the entire

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<v Speaker 1>Christian worldview. So that maybe puts a little bit into

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<v Speaker 1>perspective about this whole science versus supernatural thing. But then

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<v Speaker 1>also I didn't realize this. He points out that Lafoneu

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<v Speaker 1>was apparently a follower of this Christian UH like break

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<v Speaker 1>off group called sweden borgi Ism I think and UH

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<v Speaker 1>named after a guy who from Sweden whose last name

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<v Speaker 1>was Swedenborg. Uh. And I didn't have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time to dive down that shoot, but apparently, uh, Josh

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<v Speaker 1>he sees Green Tea as being like a morality tale

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<v Speaker 1>from the standpoint of somebody with that belief system. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I ran across a two thousand nine gender

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<v Speaker 1>studies article by this guy, Daniel Lewis of Ball State University,

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<v Speaker 1>and he argued that the story is ultimately about the

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<v Speaker 1>need for a closely guarded and bound male body and

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<v Speaker 1>identity at the time and read a quick quote from it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here says Hissilius argues that there is a fluid whose

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<v Speaker 1>nature is spiritual quote though not immaterial, that circulates through

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<v Speaker 1>the brain. It is through the abuse of various substances

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<v Speaker 1>quote green tea is one that enables a surface of

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<v Speaker 1>the brain to be quote unduly exposed on which disembodied

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<v Speaker 1>spirits can operate contained within. Hissilius's theories are a warning

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<v Speaker 1>for men against the use of foreign substances like green tea.

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<v Speaker 1>But we can add the exposure to foreign text and

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<v Speaker 1>I he is as well that served to unnaturally expose

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<v Speaker 1>areas of the body. To be healthy, the male body

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<v Speaker 1>must be regulated, controlled and closed off, not leaky like

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<v Speaker 1>Jennings body at the end of the story. Huh. That's

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting argument, especially in lieu of what I was

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<v Speaker 1>just earlier saying about, like the invisibility of the Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>in this story, which is there's no discussion about them

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<v Speaker 1>or the origin of this tea. Uh So, that's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like he's implying that exposure to foreign ideas or

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<v Speaker 1>materials is the idea behind this story, right, the sort

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<v Speaker 1>of the menace behind the story but at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's never explicit, it's just a completely implicit horse story. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's interesting to think on the whole, like the

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<v Speaker 1>threat of the farm, because of course foreign things do

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<v Speaker 1>change you. They open you up to new ideas, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's wonderful. I wholly embrace that. But but at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>it's interesting to draw that distinction between green and black tea.

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<v Speaker 1>When black tea it's elf is an import it is

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<v Speaker 1>a foreign thing that has been acquired by the colonial power,

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<v Speaker 1>as has so much in the in the domain of

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<v Speaker 1>the British Empire. Yeah, and from what I was reading,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, ultimately this just comes down to making money, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and that like black tea was Uh, you made more

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<v Speaker 1>money off of black tea because it was drier and

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<v Speaker 1>it was subsequently easier to pack into a ship, so

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<v Speaker 1>you could you could pack more of it for travel

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<v Speaker 1>and selling it in Great Britain. And then there was

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<v Speaker 1>also the factor of they were saying, well, once we

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<v Speaker 1>get the green tea over there, we want to make

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<v Speaker 1>it last a little bit longer, so we'll add some

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, hazelwood, or we'll add uh the iron

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<v Speaker 1>filings I mentioned earlier into it, and so everybody was

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<v Speaker 1>drinking this adulterated green tea, to the point that apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>like when when unique sellers would would stand up and say, like,

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<v Speaker 1>we are only selling pure green tea, people wouldn't believe

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<v Speaker 1>it was green tea because they look at it and go,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the wrong color. I don't want that. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>actually green tea. Interesting. I mean, of course, it's one

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<v Speaker 1>thing we'll touch on getting again here, is that ultimately,

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<v Speaker 1>a T is any hot water that has something added

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<v Speaker 1>to it, herbs or and and um, you know, dried

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<v Speaker 1>leaves of something. Uh. You have various concoctions that are

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<v Speaker 1>technically a T if you want to get get even

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<v Speaker 1>more vague with your definition. Just a cup of hot

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<v Speaker 1>water without anything in it can be and has been

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<v Speaker 1>referred to as tea in various texts, particularly and in

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese text Yeah. I have a friend I was telling

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<v Speaker 1>you about before we went on air who's like a

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<v Speaker 1>teen nerd. He's like really hardcore about his tea, and

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<v Speaker 1>he would argue that's not true, like it has to

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<v Speaker 1>come from the specific plant. It's only tea that like

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like you know how you go to like the

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store and they have like Breathe Deep tea or

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<v Speaker 1>stress relief tea or whatever. Well, that doesn't have the

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<v Speaker 1>specific plant in it. It's just a different you know,

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<v Speaker 1>mallegation of herbs. Right, And he's like, that's not tea,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he's very strict about that. But you're right. In

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<v Speaker 1>other cultures people, you know, tea has a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>different meanings. Well, well, let's get into it. What is

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<v Speaker 1>green tea. Let's let's define the potential monkey summoning substance here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so all green tea is the unfermented product of the

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<v Speaker 1>Chamelia synensious plant. Might be saying that wrong again, my

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<v Speaker 1>latin not the best. But green tea and black tea

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<v Speaker 1>are technically made from the same plant, but in a

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<v Speaker 1>less processed green form. There's a higher level of the

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<v Speaker 1>original substances that are in that plant, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>we have these arguments about well, green teas is really

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<v Speaker 1>good for you because it has X, Y, and Z

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<v Speaker 1>and what will dive deeper down those chemical roots? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>No pun intendant uh later in the episode. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>essentially it's just it comes from this one plant, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it's you know, developed in various ways, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, black tea's dryer, green tea's weather, or at

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<v Speaker 1>least it was in the Victorian or Yeah, it's It's

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<v Speaker 1>worth pointing out too that that black tea is actually

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<v Speaker 1>red tea in several Asian languages, including Mandarin Chinese. So

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<v Speaker 1>in Mandarin, green tea is lucha and red tea is

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<v Speaker 1>hong sha, So essentially that's red tea, and it does

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<v Speaker 1>have a reddish appearance to Yeah, definitely, I wonder where

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<v Speaker 1>the black came from other than just like the difference

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<v Speaker 1>between the actual loose dried tea or it may I

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<v Speaker 1>guess have to do with just the like the the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that many Asian teas, like we're discussing, they seem

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<v Speaker 1>to be a weaker concoction. Yeah, and the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the Western is gonna hold of it. They want a stronger,

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<v Speaker 1>blacker concoction. Yea. Even then it's like, do you ever

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<v Speaker 1>have teeth? It's just really black. No, especially when you

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<v Speaker 1>think about coffee in relation. But like like I was

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<v Speaker 1>saying before we went on air, I drink my tea

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<v Speaker 1>really really better, and I leave like a bag in

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<v Speaker 1>basically until I've done drink either drinking from the cup

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<v Speaker 1>or from the cattle. I just I don't mind it.

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<v Speaker 1>But like you said, like you know, sometimes I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>to a Chinese restaurant here in the United States and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll serve tea and it's it's fine, but it's like

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly weak compared to what I normally drink at home. Yeah. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, China is is the sort of the birthplace

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<v Speaker 1>of tea culture. It is. It has a rich history

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<v Speaker 1>of of of tea cultivation and use recreationally, socially, religiously.

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<v Speaker 1>In Chinese mythology, tea is a is sometimes attributed to

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<v Speaker 1>the second mythical emperor of the twenty eighth century b c.

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<v Speaker 1>E Uh. This is shinnng She who actually came up

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<v Speaker 1>in our cannabis episode, remember him. So this is the

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<v Speaker 1>guy tea and weed. Yeah, well see, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>divine farmer, founder of Chinese herbal medicine. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>remember from that past episode, he either he either tasted

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds of herbs or thrashed them with his magical whip

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<v Speaker 1>in order to learn their property. And according to one legend,

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<v Speaker 1>he consumes seventy poisons in a single day in order

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<v Speaker 1>to bring herbal medicine into the world. Now, as far

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<v Speaker 1>as Key goes, the story is that he he sat

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<v Speaker 1>beneath a camellia tree and he boiled water for drinking again,

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<v Speaker 1>drinking hot water as as long going to practice in

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<v Speaker 1>China for for a number of reasons. But the short

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<v Speaker 1>answer is that it's supposed to be good for your health.

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<v Speaker 1>But then dried leaves fell from the tree into his

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<v Speaker 1>mug or bowl of water, so he smelled it smelled good,

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<v Speaker 1>and presumably he'd had sixty nine or fewer poisons that day,

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<v Speaker 1>so he said, what heck, I'll give it a taste

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<v Speaker 1>to what this is like. Uh. He he liked it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the rest is history. There's also a story from

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese Buddhism in which boded Harma, the fifth or sixth

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<v Speaker 1>century Chinese patriarch of China Buddhism. He is supposedly the

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<v Speaker 1>source of the first tea leaves. So, according to the

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<v Speaker 1>practice of Chinese Buddhism by Holmes Welch quote, the first

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<v Speaker 1>tea plans said to have grown from voted harms eyelashes,

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<v Speaker 1>which he cut off to keep himself awake during meditation. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>now I want to have some eyelash tea I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if you can get that at Whole Foods. It's very

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<v Speaker 1>pricey to have a Buddhist patriarch. Actually, well, by the

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<v Speaker 1>time it was first introduced in England in the mid

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen hundreds, it was mostly green, like what I was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>and it remained really popular because both doctors and the

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<v Speaker 1>Temperance movement were recommending it, because they're saying, hey, this

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<v Speaker 1>is an alternative to stuff like beer, you should drink

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<v Speaker 1>green tea instead. Uh. And that's where you know it

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<v Speaker 1>had the surge and popularity at first. But then, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, because of these sort of machination is behind

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<v Speaker 1>the distribution of green tea. Then the rise of black

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<v Speaker 1>tea came along, and I think that's why today you

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<v Speaker 1>see more black tea. When you think of black, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean black tea is essentially British at this point English

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<v Speaker 1>inevitably a foreign important English breakfast. I meant to say, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's certainly that's when I think of black tea. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that and Earl Gray are the first thing that popped

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<v Speaker 1>into my head. All right, Well, on that note, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take a quick break. We're gonna steep some more tea,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you will as well. And when we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>we are going to get into this hallucination issue. Can

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<v Speaker 1>green tea really summon the monkey spirit? Okay, we're back.

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<v Speaker 1>So the reason why this hallucination rumor got started in

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<v Speaker 1>the first place and why left anew latched onto it

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<v Speaker 1>was there was an actual medical journal article published in

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<v Speaker 1>eight thirty nine in the British medical journal The Lancet,

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<v Speaker 1>which is pretty well known even today. Uh. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was by a guy named George Sigmund, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>on the positive and negative effects of tea. And he

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<v Speaker 1>wrote that while green tea did have medicinal properties, it

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<v Speaker 1>could cause stomach problems and a quote fluttering in the chest. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And he cited a paper that he had read in

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<v Speaker 1>Glasgow Medical Journal of a woman who experienced excruciating stomach

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<v Speaker 1>pain and symptoms of hysteria where she was shrieking and

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<v Speaker 1>she was perspiring from her forehead. I like that, that's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the symptoms. Um. And they attributed it to

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<v Speaker 1>her drinking green tea on an empty stomach. And they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you had an empty stomach and you didn't dilute your

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<v Speaker 1>green tea with milk, cream or sugar. Uh. So the

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<v Speaker 1>way they calmed her down was by giving her and

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<v Speaker 1>this is a direct quote, six grains of solid opium

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<v Speaker 1>and four drachmas of texture that the green tea was

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<v Speaker 1>way too much for your Here have some opium that

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<v Speaker 1>you know. This is something that came to mind and

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<v Speaker 1>in reading the story, because if you want to think

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<v Speaker 1>about Asian imports to Britain that can give you an

0:24:10.560 --> 0:24:13.280
<v Speaker 1>altered state of mind. I mean, there's opium right there.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even need a mess with the green Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well and certainly I mean there was uh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>opium distribution in England at the time as well too.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, again another like thing that was just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of ignored by left Anue in this story. Uh. But

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<v Speaker 1>the real problem, like I said, was the tea people

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<v Speaker 1>were basically distributing adulterated t right, So uh, you have

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<v Speaker 1>this situation, like I said, iron findings, there were also

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<v Speaker 1>plants like Hawthorne, and then the other thing that was

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<v Speaker 1>making them adulterated was the die that they would add

0:24:46.400 --> 0:24:49.359
<v Speaker 1>to them. So you had vertegras, Prussian blue, Dutch pink,

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<v Speaker 1>Ferris sulfate, copper carbonate, and then my favorite die to

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<v Speaker 1>use on T sheep dung. Apparently the sheep dung was

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<v Speaker 1>the one that was the least harmful to the people

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:04.840
<v Speaker 1>drinking it. It was so common, and this is what

0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:07.479
<v Speaker 1>I mentioned earlier. It was so common these distributors when

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<v Speaker 1>they tried to actually put out the real thing, people

0:25:09.200 --> 0:25:11.439
<v Speaker 1>would say, Nope, that's the wrong color. Please add some

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<v Speaker 1>sheep dung. Wow. If only they thought to promote what

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Is it? Ga macha? Where have you have

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<v Speaker 1>the toasted rice and the green tea tea? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>so wonderful tasting teeth. Yeah, I've just been promoting that

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<v Speaker 1>no sheep dung required. Well, yeah, I don't know. There

0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:28.760
<v Speaker 1>was all kinds of stuff going on with I mean,

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:31.960
<v Speaker 1>this isn't just tea, Like we're highlighting tea in this episode,

0:25:31.960 --> 0:25:36.399
<v Speaker 1>but there's a lot like weird industrial food practices that

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:40.640
<v Speaker 1>just weren't good for people that unlike today where food

0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:43.440
<v Speaker 1>is perfect. Actually we're gonna come full circle back around

0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:46.480
<v Speaker 1>to this again by the end of the episode. Um,

0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:49.600
<v Speaker 1>so okay, So this this causes the reputation of green

0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:52.560
<v Speaker 1>tea to grow worse. Green Tea the horror story doesn't

0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:56.280
<v Speaker 1>help green tea, all right, Yeah, it's got caffeine in it.

0:25:56.280 --> 0:26:00.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a stimulant. It affects our entire central nervous system,

0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:03.960
<v Speaker 1>and that probably helps us with alertness, right, But there

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:08.800
<v Speaker 1>is evidence that in some extreme cases, caffeine can cause

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:19.840
<v Speaker 1>nervous twitching, hallucinations, and anxiety. An excessive caffeine can cause tremors, dizziness, confusion, insomnia, restlessness, agitation,

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:24.520
<v Speaker 1>and an irregular heartbeat. But let's be clear here. For

0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Green Tea to do stuff like this to you, especially hallucinations,

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:30.359
<v Speaker 1>you have to drink a lot of it, right, and

0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:33.880
<v Speaker 1>you have to be the kind of person who is

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:37.480
<v Speaker 1>is more likely to experience hallucination. I mean, hallucinations can

0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:40.679
<v Speaker 1>occur for a variety of reasons, uh not, all of

0:26:40.720 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 1>which involve illicit substances. And some people are just more

0:26:45.840 --> 0:26:48.639
<v Speaker 1>prone to experiencing hallucinations than others. I have found that

0:26:48.680 --> 0:26:52.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm I, I seem to be particularly adverse to experiencing

0:26:53.119 --> 0:26:57.119
<v Speaker 1>visual hallucinations. And I've never experienced a visual hallucination in

0:26:57.160 --> 0:27:00.600
<v Speaker 1>my life. I don't think I have either other than well,

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, I was blind that time. The story I

0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 1>told him the exorcism episode last Actually, I guess it

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 1>would be a couple of days ago for you guys listening. Yeah.

0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Other than that, I think the sky turned the night

0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 1>sky the black turned red for me once, but that

0:27:13.920 --> 0:27:19.040
<v Speaker 1>was that's the extent. No crazy goblin monkey spirits anything. Yeah,

0:27:19.840 --> 0:27:23.199
<v Speaker 1>I kind of want a monkey spirit. But uh So.

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.520
<v Speaker 1>There was a Live Science article actually that came out

0:27:25.560 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 1>in two thousand nine that I referenced for this to

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:30.880
<v Speaker 1>just really like nail down what's going on with caffeine specifically,

0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:33.240
<v Speaker 1>which seems to be the only way you can hallucinate

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:37.320
<v Speaker 1>off of green tea. Uh if. The article there they

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:41.320
<v Speaker 1>they did a number of tests on people drinking various

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:45.359
<v Speaker 1>uh doses of caffeine and how much it would take

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:47.760
<v Speaker 1>for them to hallucinate. It was people who drank the

0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:51.479
<v Speaker 1>equivalent of three cups of browed coffee a day are

0:27:51.520 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 1>the ones who are more likely to hallucinate, And that

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:59.480
<v Speaker 1>translates into, uh, I believe nine cups of green tea,

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:03.320
<v Speaker 1>So I mean I could see it. I probably don't

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:07.160
<v Speaker 1>break three in a day, so I regularly break three, yeah,

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:08.560
<v Speaker 1>I think. Yeah, A lot of it comes down to

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:11.639
<v Speaker 1>this susceptibility. Yeah, I can't vi is it tea or

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:14.920
<v Speaker 1>coffee for you? Because you drink coffee, right, Generally it's coffee, yeah,

0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:18.360
<v Speaker 1>and and often pretty strong coffee. So maybe maybe that's

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:20.240
<v Speaker 1>where the red sky came from. Do you have too

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 1>much coffee? Well, that's one interpretation. Um. This also makes

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 1>me think back to the Futurama episode where Fry drinks

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:31.400
<v Speaker 1>all the cup of coffee I don't know one. Yeah,

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 1>he has something like he gets the unlimited cups of

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:35.960
<v Speaker 1>coffee for the day or a certain amount, and he

0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:41.480
<v Speaker 1>spends he spends his his tax refund or on coffee,

0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 1>and he drinks all these cups of coffee, and it's

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:45.560
<v Speaker 1>a ticker at the bottom, and he reaches the point

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 1>where you drinks so much coffee that time stands still,

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 1>and he's able to save the day and Russian and

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:53.120
<v Speaker 1>get everyone out of a burning build. You know, that

0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:56.480
<v Speaker 1>may explain a lot to me about one of our colleagues,

0:28:56.920 --> 0:28:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Holly Fry, who is a big fan of future rama

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 1>uh and drinks more coffee than I know anybody else

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:05.880
<v Speaker 1>at this in this office. But she drinks a lot

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:08.840
<v Speaker 1>of coffee. Yeah, maybe maybe she's just trying to make

0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:13.120
<v Speaker 1>time stands still. Hey, aren't we all it's true? Uh?

0:29:13.320 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 1>So back to the study the researchers found that people

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:18.440
<v Speaker 1>with a CAFFEINEI in take that was as high as

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 1>nine cups of green tea or three cups of brood

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:24.120
<v Speaker 1>coffee a day, whether it came from coffee, tea, chocolate,

0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 1>or whatever energy drinks or pills, they had a three

0:29:28.840 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>times higher tendency to hear voices and see things that

0:29:32.880 --> 0:29:37.120
<v Speaker 1>were not there than those who consumed the equivalent of

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:40.560
<v Speaker 1>this much coffee. Right, So this goes back to your point,

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 1>which is that there are some people who are just

0:29:42.800 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 1>more susceptible to hallucinations or visions or hearing things than others. Uh.

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:52.080
<v Speaker 1>And so subsequently they found that those people within their

0:29:52.120 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 1>study were the ones who are really susceptible to getting

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:58.520
<v Speaker 1>hit by this caffeine. The other explanation that's connected to

0:29:58.560 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>this seems to be tied to caffeine increasing stress, which

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 1>causes our bodies to release more cortisol. And and so

0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the explanation was that people who drink that much caffeine

0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 1>are more prone to mental health associations because of this

0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 1>amount of cortisol in their systems. They're stressed out to

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 1>begin with. Yeah, I mean when you start trying to

0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:23.719
<v Speaker 1>tease apart the way we perceive the world, which you know,

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:26.200
<v Speaker 1>you can sort of get into the argument that that

0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:29.600
<v Speaker 1>all perception is essentially hallucination, and what we call an

0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:33.640
<v Speaker 1>hallucination is just an abnormal version or reskewed version of that.

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:35.840
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's so many factors that determine that. So

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:38.160
<v Speaker 1>you could have coffee having a direct role or an

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:40.880
<v Speaker 1>indirect role on that manifestation. Maybe we need to do

0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:43.880
<v Speaker 1>like that's maybe that's our next Facebook Live is just you,

0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 1>me and Joe drinking caffeine until one of us hallucination.

0:30:48.360 --> 0:30:51.760
<v Speaker 1>The viewers bet on exactly, So I see, you've got

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 1>something interesting here connected to the Church of Latter day Saints,

0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 1>which we seem to be uncovering a lot of really

0:30:57.680 --> 0:31:01.160
<v Speaker 1>fascinating facts to them. Yeah, this is if you ever

0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:04.280
<v Speaker 1>rich uh you know, not a deep history, but you

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:07.120
<v Speaker 1>still have reached a rich history there. And this is

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:09.560
<v Speaker 1>something that I found when I looked in Oliver sacks

0:31:09.600 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 1>excellent book Hallucinations, which is always one of my go

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:15.240
<v Speaker 1>toos anytime we we cover a topic that gets into

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:19.520
<v Speaker 1>into hallucination. Now Sacks just passed away this year, right, Uh, yeah,

0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 1>he recently did recently pass pass away. In this book,

0:31:23.720 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 1>he does not really discuss tea much at all, So

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't able to pull out any wonderful nuggets of

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 1>caffeine and related hallucination. But I did find out a

0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:38.360
<v Speaker 1>wonderful t anecdote. Uh. He points out that obviously, members

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:41.080
<v Speaker 1>of the Church of Latter day Saints substain from tea

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 1>and coffee. However, on the long march from the Mormon

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Trail to Utah, the pioneers who had eventually found Salt

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Lake City, happened upon a roadside herb which they brewed

0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:56.800
<v Speaker 1>into what is called has been called Mormon tea. Now,

0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:59.880
<v Speaker 1>the herb was actually nothing none other than if fed,

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:05.320
<v Speaker 1>which contains ephedrin, which is chemically akin to amphetamines, and

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 1>hallucinations are sometimes an adverse side effect to ephedra. So

0:32:11.640 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 1>that's uh, how possible hallucination scenario they're from drinking tea.

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:19.080
<v Speaker 1>And again, to come back to what we're talking about earlier,

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 1>anything essentially, unless you want to get really specific with

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:26.360
<v Speaker 1>your with your with your definition of tea, any hot

0:32:26.400 --> 0:32:29.440
<v Speaker 1>water herbal concoction is a T. So there's cocoa tea,

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 1>there's there's opium T. You can you can brew a

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:39.720
<v Speaker 1>tea with various psychedelic substances such as uh, mushrooms with psilocybin. Yeah, exactly.

0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 1>These are all ways to get a t that uh

0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:46.480
<v Speaker 1>more or less is guaranteed to give you a an

0:32:46.520 --> 0:32:51.360
<v Speaker 1>altered state of consciousness, if not possible hallucinations. Another Facebook

0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:55.479
<v Speaker 1>live episode of us doing an ayahuasca ritual. We can

0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:57.280
<v Speaker 1>have the three cups. It would be like a ball

0:32:57.320 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 1>cup game, except the set of a ball under the

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:01.920
<v Speaker 1>cup one of them is. I think we would quickly

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:07.080
<v Speaker 1>figure out who got which one. But so you know,

0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 1>let's review here for a second before I move on.

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 1>It seems like the verdict. Can green tea make you hallucinate?

0:33:13.320 --> 0:33:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Probably not. I mean, yes, there's enough caffeine in it

0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 1>that if you drank a lot of it, it's possible.

0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:24.760
<v Speaker 1>But let's look back on the green tea story. The

0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 1>idea there was that this guy was continually drinking green

0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 1>tea over the course of his life. He was drinking

0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:35.320
<v Speaker 1>it every night before bed, and that that built up somehow,

0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I guess, in his blood stream, and that was what

0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:41.520
<v Speaker 1>was causing him to see the evil monkey. Uh, it

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:44.120
<v Speaker 1>doesn't work like that, you know, it's a it's a

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 1>one one dose situation. I think in terms of that,

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 1>like you have to at the time be drinking at

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 1>least nine cups. Yeah, green tea is not They're not

0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 1>deposits of green tea and a lifelong tea drinker's body

0:33:57.280 --> 0:33:59.920
<v Speaker 1>that are building up. Uh. You know, you kind of

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>get into this similar area where you have the idea

0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:06.000
<v Speaker 1>that that the drug use alcohol and drugs that they're

0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:08.799
<v Speaker 1>stored and you're fat and the only way to free

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:11.719
<v Speaker 1>yourself from those is to to sign up for some

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:14.560
<v Speaker 1>sort of like a sauna based program where you're gonna

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 1>sweat all that out of your your fat cells. It's like,

0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 1>um reminding me of like sci fi scenarios to where

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:23.600
<v Speaker 1>people take stuff and then it like their bodies like

0:34:23.640 --> 0:34:26.040
<v Speaker 1>an incubator for it, and then like they turn into

0:34:26.120 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 1>basically like a harvesting system for where people just shoved uh,

0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:32.719
<v Speaker 1>syringes in them and draw out, you know, green tea

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:35.040
<v Speaker 1>out of their blood. All right, Well, on that note,

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:37.160
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna take another quick break and when we come back,

0:34:37.400 --> 0:34:41.360
<v Speaker 1>we will explore the the the actual health benefits of

0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 1>green tea and what some of the science says about it.

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:52.280
<v Speaker 1>So if you're green tea drinker, especially, you're probably aware

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:56.799
<v Speaker 1>of the commercial nature of it being healthy, at least

0:34:56.840 --> 0:35:01.480
<v Speaker 1>here in the United States. UM, it's heavily advertised as

0:35:01.520 --> 0:35:03.840
<v Speaker 1>being you know, great for you for a variety of reasons.

0:35:04.080 --> 0:35:06.680
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go over this, Like I said, there's just

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:08.520
<v Speaker 1>a ton of literature out there, but we're gonna go

0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 1>over it kind of review what it does and what

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't, at least in terms of direct evidence. So,

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:18.080
<v Speaker 1>first of all, it is full of antioxidants, and as

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:20.799
<v Speaker 1>such it's linked to health benefits like a lower risk

0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:24.760
<v Speaker 1>of stroke and some types of cancer. Uh. It's also

0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:29.320
<v Speaker 1>become very popular because people drink it wishing to prevent

0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 1>cancer and health heart disease. But there are studies that

0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 1>argue back and forth about these properties, and the experts

0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:42.200
<v Speaker 1>say there really isn't direct evidence yet to confirm anything

0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 1>like a UM. And in fact, there is an interesting

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:49.560
<v Speaker 1>uh right up about the health effects of green tea

0:35:49.640 --> 0:35:53.040
<v Speaker 1>in the Salem Press Encyclopedia. And the guy who wrote

0:35:53.080 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 1>that basically said, look, I only trust it if it's

0:35:56.520 --> 0:36:00.759
<v Speaker 1>a double blind, placebo controlled study. Uh. And you have

0:36:00.880 --> 0:36:02.600
<v Speaker 1>to do that. And he said the one that he

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 1>looked at that did prove something, although he wanted more evidence,

0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:08.799
<v Speaker 1>was that green team makes short term improvements in your

0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:15.759
<v Speaker 1>cholesterol profile, but those benefits disappear after four weeks. Now,

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 1>what wasn't clear to me was like, is it like,

0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 1>you drink green tea one day, it helps you, and

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:22.960
<v Speaker 1>then if you stop drinking green tea four weeks later,

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:25.319
<v Speaker 1>those benefits go away. Or is it like, if you're

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:28.280
<v Speaker 1>a continuous green tea drinker, you get a one time,

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:32.560
<v Speaker 1>four week decrease in cholesterol and then it's just back.

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:35.720
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't. I couldn't discern that from what he was saying.

0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 1>But one way or the other, this was like the

0:36:39.160 --> 0:36:42.160
<v Speaker 1>one study. He was like, this one's for real, guys.

0:36:43.040 --> 0:36:45.600
<v Speaker 1>You know a lot of the health marketing around green

0:36:45.640 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 1>tea and just sort of like the the general idea

0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>that green tea has healthy qualities that kind of floats

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:56.000
<v Speaker 1>in the atmosphere around you. I have found myself being

0:36:56.040 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 1>influenced by that at times where I'll be in the

0:36:58.200 --> 0:36:59.839
<v Speaker 1>office and I think I should I'll be at home

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:02.479
<v Speaker 1>I have green tea or should I have coffee? And

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:06.080
<v Speaker 1>the little the voice of the I guess the monkey

0:37:06.080 --> 0:37:08.320
<v Speaker 1>will whisper in my ear and say, green days a

0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:11.120
<v Speaker 1>little healthier. Maybe not much, but maybe just a little.

0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:13.399
<v Speaker 1>Who knows. But you like green tea, so why don't

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 1>you just go ahead and drink it and you'll feel

0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 1>like a little bit healthier. Yeah, yeah, man, I'm not

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:20.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna stop thinking about that monkey for a while now.

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 1>If you follow us on social media, I posted an

0:37:24.120 --> 0:37:28.360
<v Speaker 1>original illustration somebody did of the monkey splashing around inside

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:30.840
<v Speaker 1>a cup of green tea, and I asked people to

0:37:30.880 --> 0:37:32.879
<v Speaker 1>guess what we were doing the episode on and the

0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:36.680
<v Speaker 1>responses were hilarious. Uh, but yeah, monkey is going to

0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:39.080
<v Speaker 1>be our new mascot maybe. By the way, I also

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 1>asked the monkey. I said, if I drink the green

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:43.520
<v Speaker 1>tea instead of the coffee, does that mean my teeth

0:37:43.560 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 1>won't become staying And the monkey said, no, there's still

0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:49.520
<v Speaker 1>dan it's in the car tea. Your teeth will still

0:37:49.520 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 1>get stained even though it's green and light. At least

0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:56.560
<v Speaker 1>he's uh, he's honest. Yeah, he's very truthful about it. Now,

0:37:56.760 --> 0:37:59.960
<v Speaker 1>we would have to ask the monkey about these cancer predictions,

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:04.360
<v Speaker 1>because regarding cancer, it seems that green tea shows promise

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:07.680
<v Speaker 1>for treating things like cervical display asia and reducing the

0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 1>risk of prostate cancer. But again there's conflicting evidence about

0:38:11.040 --> 0:38:14.920
<v Speaker 1>whether it has any effect on stomach cancer for instance. Likewise,

0:38:14.960 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 1>researchers haven't found reliable evidence that it reduces breast cancer,

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:24.080
<v Speaker 1>although there's some quote weak evidence that it decreases recurrence

0:38:24.120 --> 0:38:26.960
<v Speaker 1>of breast cancer, so maybe not preventing. But if you've

0:38:27.000 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 1>had breast cancer, you have to drink apparently at least

0:38:31.000 --> 0:38:33.799
<v Speaker 1>three or more cups a day in order to for

0:38:33.840 --> 0:38:37.640
<v Speaker 1>the recurrence to be staved off. Now, there's some other

0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 1>disease treatments, and honestly, there were so many we might

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 1>miss some here, so please let it let us know

0:38:43.120 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 1>if there's something you know that we don't. But one

0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:49.040
<v Speaker 1>study looked, for instance, at how effective gargling green tea

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:52.839
<v Speaker 1>is at preventing influenza UH. It showed that those who

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:57.000
<v Speaker 1>did this were less likely developed influenza and less likely

0:38:57.080 --> 0:39:00.919
<v Speaker 1>to find friends to go have two with. UH. There's

0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:04.400
<v Speaker 1>also some preliminary evidence that it might help prevent colds

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:08.800
<v Speaker 1>and the flu okay, UH weak evidence that chewing green

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:12.680
<v Speaker 1>tea candy can reduce gum inflammation if you have ginger

0:39:12.760 --> 0:39:16.240
<v Speaker 1>vitis It's also been proposed as a means of preventing

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:19.839
<v Speaker 1>liver disease, but the evidence isn't all that convincing. They're

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:22.560
<v Speaker 1>now remember, like I said, it's got caffeine in it,

0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:26.320
<v Speaker 1>so of course it does affect our entire central nervous system.

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 1>This produces alertness. There's also a couple other substances that

0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 1>are important to note here that are in green tea.

0:39:33.920 --> 0:39:37.319
<v Speaker 1>Theo bromine, which is a smooth muscle relaxant, and there's

0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:42.120
<v Speaker 1>also theophyline, which is a smooth muscle relaxant that specifically

0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:45.799
<v Speaker 1>can cause restricted air passages to open. So it's been

0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:49.160
<v Speaker 1>used to treat asthma and it makes breathing easier. So

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:53.920
<v Speaker 1>again I have asthma, and I was like, hey, maybe

0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:56.759
<v Speaker 1>again another check in the column for Okay, I'll drink

0:39:56.800 --> 0:40:01.440
<v Speaker 1>more green now. Um so yeah. Another study on green

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:04.480
<v Speaker 1>tea is that the polyphanols within it may help prevent

0:40:04.560 --> 0:40:07.960
<v Speaker 1>skin cancer if they're applied directly to the skin. So

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:10.360
<v Speaker 1>I think, like you make like a polstice or something

0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 1>that you put on your skin. This may help protect

0:40:13.719 --> 0:40:17.400
<v Speaker 1>the skin from sun damage, but not by physically blocking

0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:21.040
<v Speaker 1>ultraviolet light by protect but instead it protects your cells

0:40:21.120 --> 0:40:22.960
<v Speaker 1>from it. So it's it's not keeping the light from

0:40:23.000 --> 0:40:25.799
<v Speaker 1>hitting your skin, it's doing something to your cells that

0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:28.279
<v Speaker 1>prevent them from being damaged by the light. Well, there

0:40:28.320 --> 0:40:30.400
<v Speaker 1>seemed to be no shortage of of green tea and

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:33.799
<v Speaker 1>few skin products. Oh yeah, I mean that's the thing is,

0:40:33.880 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 1>there's green tea and a lot of stuff right now.

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 1>I think I have shampoo with green tea in it. Yeah,

0:40:39.520 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. I'm pretty sure I've seen that as well.

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Now I've there have also been studies that have found

0:40:44.040 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 1>associations between consuming green tea and reduced risk for several

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:55.440
<v Speaker 1>different cancers. We've mentioned skin already, breast, long colon esophagal bladder. Uh,

0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:58.480
<v Speaker 1>there have been a lot of studies, and you know,

0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:02.400
<v Speaker 1>there seems to be in asociation there. Again, nobody's arguing

0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:05.520
<v Speaker 1>there is a magical property and green tea that is

0:41:05.560 --> 0:41:09.000
<v Speaker 1>just wiping out cancer cells left and right. But there

0:41:09.160 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 1>is this one amino acid in it called l theonine

0:41:14.600 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 1>that seems to be pretty powerful. Uh. And I I

0:41:19.640 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 1>went through an academic paper specifically on this it's properties

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:26.919
<v Speaker 1>and green tea and what it's potentially doing in the brain.

0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:29.000
<v Speaker 1>So we'll cover this as well, this one is a

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:32.239
<v Speaker 1>big nine comes up a lot with supplements. You can

0:41:32.280 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 1>go and get plenty of just either straight up or

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:38.600
<v Speaker 1>alfonine and infuse supplements. Well, what's interesting about it is,

0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:42.080
<v Speaker 1>you know those other studies focused mainly on physical disease,

0:41:42.200 --> 0:41:47.359
<v Speaker 1>right cancer and UH disease treatments like influenza, but uh,

0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:53.359
<v Speaker 1>this amino acid relieves anxiety and calms us. But then

0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:56.360
<v Speaker 1>it also improves our alertness, So on top of the caffeine,

0:41:56.400 --> 0:41:59.640
<v Speaker 1>you're getting some alertness from this as well. It closely

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:04.799
<v Speaker 1>res mbles the chemical glutamate, which signals excitation in our

0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:10.040
<v Speaker 1>brains as a neurotransmitter, so l phonine does the opposite

0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 1>as of glutamate. It binds in the same receptors in

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 1>our brain as glutamate and therefore it blocks them from

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 1>receiving its effects. This inhibition is assisted by it also

0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:26.480
<v Speaker 1>stimulating the production of the neurotransmitter GABBA G A B A,

0:42:27.080 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 1>which also has common effects. So between those two or

0:42:30.800 --> 0:42:36.279
<v Speaker 1>three you know side effects. Apparently green tea calms you down. Yeah,

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean those I feel like you have three or

0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:42.840
<v Speaker 1>four different supplement bottles. They're all present in readily available

0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:46.279
<v Speaker 1>and cheaper green tea. Uh. You know. The benefit here

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:50.120
<v Speaker 1>is that unlike taking in anti anxiety drugs, green tea

0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:53.960
<v Speaker 1>and the l phonine within it produces the alertness instead

0:42:53.960 --> 0:42:57.440
<v Speaker 1>of sleepiness, so it doesn't impair your motor behavior. For instance.

0:42:57.480 --> 0:42:59.600
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know, if you're driving and you're stressed out,

0:42:59.640 --> 0:43:03.279
<v Speaker 1>but you don't want to fall asleep, drink some green tea. Additionally,

0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:06.320
<v Speaker 1>it seems to prevent the abrupt rise in blood pressure

0:43:06.360 --> 0:43:08.960
<v Speaker 1>that's associated with stress. And this is good because it

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:12.880
<v Speaker 1>prevents arterial damage from the surging blood pressure in your body.

0:43:12.920 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 1>And that's not something I like to think about that.

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:17.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. For some reason that that squixx me

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:19.680
<v Speaker 1>out the idea of just like my blood pressure like

0:43:19.840 --> 0:43:22.640
<v Speaker 1>pushing so hard that it's like ripping my vessels apart.

0:43:23.880 --> 0:43:27.200
<v Speaker 1>That's what that would that would That's that's a horrifying image.

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:30.600
<v Speaker 1>It seems unpleasant. There is also some evidence that it

0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:34.799
<v Speaker 1>influences how genes are expressed, specifically in the amygdala and

0:43:34.840 --> 0:43:37.719
<v Speaker 1>the hippocampus, and these, remember are the parts of the brain.

0:43:37.719 --> 0:43:40.640
<v Speaker 1>They're associated with fear aggression in memory, So it could

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:44.480
<v Speaker 1>be used to treat stress, but also PTSD. There's some

0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:48.080
<v Speaker 1>people looking into green tea and how it might help

0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:50.719
<v Speaker 1>with that. This again we keep coming back to. This

0:43:50.920 --> 0:43:53.360
<v Speaker 1>reminds me of m D m A and the theory

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:58.120
<v Speaker 1>surrounding that treating PTSD. So it's currently the subject of

0:43:58.200 --> 0:44:02.480
<v Speaker 1>human studies also with patients who have schizophrenia, so there's

0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:04.080
<v Speaker 1>some idea that it might be able to help them

0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:08.880
<v Speaker 1>as well. And get this, we know stress effects cognition,

0:44:09.480 --> 0:44:12.799
<v Speaker 1>but not only does l phonine reverse that kind of

0:44:12.840 --> 0:44:16.719
<v Speaker 1>impairment due to its relationship with glutamate, but it may

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:20.160
<v Speaker 1>also be able to prevent damage to brain cells that

0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:24.560
<v Speaker 1>is induced from exposure to toxic levels of aluminum. So

0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:28.520
<v Speaker 1>like if you're breathing in an aluminum and it's like

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 1>potentially causing brain damage if you theoretically if you drink

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:37.239
<v Speaker 1>green tea, it can prevent that damage from occurring. Uh.

0:44:37.320 --> 0:44:39.920
<v Speaker 1>It can also reduce the impact of having a stroke.

0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:43.720
<v Speaker 1>A stroke is where there's blockage of blood to our brain.

0:44:44.160 --> 0:44:46.160
<v Speaker 1>This results in the death of our brain cells. But

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:51.520
<v Speaker 1>l phonine signals our endo field cells to constrict or

0:44:51.680 --> 0:44:54.960
<v Speaker 1>relax appropriately as our blood is flowing. So go back

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 1>to my my horrific imagery earlier. Your blood vessels are

0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:03.360
<v Speaker 1>basically accommodating for the rush of blood no matter what

0:45:03.440 --> 0:45:07.799
<v Speaker 1>it's I guess velocity. The velocity of blood is uh.

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:11.000
<v Speaker 1>And specifically in animal studies, if you administer l PHI

0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:13.960
<v Speaker 1>and I up to twelve hours after an animal has

0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:17.160
<v Speaker 1>a stroke, it can protect their brain cells and reduce

0:45:17.280 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 1>the size of their damaged brain areas. So it seems

0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:25.960
<v Speaker 1>like it's pretty potent stuff. There's definitely something going on

0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:30.439
<v Speaker 1>here with green tea. Ah, it's okay, So we've we've

0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:33.200
<v Speaker 1>determined it's probably not gonna make you hallucinate unless you

0:45:33.239 --> 0:45:38.400
<v Speaker 1>binge drink it. And even then maybe UH and I

0:45:38.440 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 1>do not attempt to hallucinate just by bench drinking green tea.

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:44.919
<v Speaker 1>We're not advocating if you're gonna get sick of green

0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:49.399
<v Speaker 1>tea before you see anything funny. Um. But then, like,

0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 1>even though science hasn't really nailed down the research on this,

0:45:55.320 --> 0:45:58.400
<v Speaker 1>there seems to be a lot of good qualities to it. Yeah,

0:45:58.440 --> 0:46:00.880
<v Speaker 1>And like I said, you can pretty much look for

0:46:00.920 --> 0:46:03.440
<v Speaker 1>a green tea study about anything and you may very

0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:07.440
<v Speaker 1>well find it. For instance, I was looking around, there's

0:46:07.600 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 1>there's a study out there about the effect of green

0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:13.320
<v Speaker 1>tea on supplement absorption. Uh, there's a there's a particular

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:16.000
<v Speaker 1>study two thousand fifteen looks at green tea is a

0:46:16.000 --> 0:46:19.719
<v Speaker 1>way to improve in our eyes. They received. Researchers in

0:46:19.719 --> 0:46:23.120
<v Speaker 1>this case successful use compounds from green tea to help uh,

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:27.160
<v Speaker 1>image cancer tumors in mice. Also, I've seen it can

0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:30.440
<v Speaker 1>help fight glucoma. Really that the studies are all over

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:34.040
<v Speaker 1>the place. We could do an entire podcast just on

0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:37.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, episode after episode of Green Teeth, every Green

0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:39.799
<v Speaker 1>Tea research that has come out. Yeah, but we're not

0:46:39.840 --> 0:46:41.800
<v Speaker 1>actually going to do that. Yeah, that's a that's another

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:45.319
<v Speaker 1>show for another network. Um, all right, let's close out. Then.

0:46:45.640 --> 0:46:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Does it have health benefits? Seems so yeah. Will it

0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 1>cause hallucination of evil monkey spirits? Doubtful? Probably not. But

0:46:55.120 --> 0:46:58.520
<v Speaker 1>let's remember that this is being pushed pretty hard commercially

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:02.560
<v Speaker 1>right now, so much so that manufacturers are currently offering

0:47:02.760 --> 0:47:05.200
<v Speaker 1>the extracts and pillform right. We see these in like

0:47:05.239 --> 0:47:08.319
<v Speaker 1>a supplement stores and stuff like that. You could probably

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:09.959
<v Speaker 1>even get them at the grocery store at this point.

0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:12.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you can buy this stuff in Amazon, but

0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:15.400
<v Speaker 1>you should know and and this is where it circles

0:47:15.440 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 1>back again to those guys in the Victorian area throwing

0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:22.800
<v Speaker 1>iron filings and Prussian blue into their and cheap dounge

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:25.919
<v Speaker 1>into their green tea. In a two thousand and six

0:47:26.040 --> 0:47:30.680
<v Speaker 1>analysis that tested green tea extract products, they found that

0:47:30.760 --> 0:47:35.200
<v Speaker 1>some of them were contaminated with lead. Uh and this

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:39.920
<v Speaker 1>or something else about these specific extracts is potentially leading

0:47:39.960 --> 0:47:46.200
<v Speaker 1>to liver inflammation. So again, like everything in moderation, Yeah,

0:47:46.239 --> 0:47:48.120
<v Speaker 1>and it comes back to a theme that's it's come

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:50.200
<v Speaker 1>up a lot recently. It came up on the second

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Dangerous Food episode that Joe and I did, is that

0:47:54.360 --> 0:47:56.759
<v Speaker 1>green tea is a food product. You know where your

0:47:56.800 --> 0:48:00.640
<v Speaker 1>food products came from. The more the more access, the

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 1>more unrecognizable that food product is, the more I'm not

0:48:05.120 --> 0:48:07.920
<v Speaker 1>saying it's definitely bad, but the more questions there are

0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:11.400
<v Speaker 1>to potentially answer there. This is true. Every time I

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:16.040
<v Speaker 1>eat a vegetarian meat loaf, I wonder what's actually in

0:48:16.080 --> 0:48:20.600
<v Speaker 1>this the meat of a vegetarian of course, if that's

0:48:20.640 --> 0:48:23.000
<v Speaker 1>another hard story, and you know this is something I'm

0:48:23.000 --> 0:48:26.560
<v Speaker 1>meant to bring up earlier. I feel like the green

0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:29.799
<v Speaker 1>tea short story that we started with the way that

0:48:29.840 --> 0:48:32.520
<v Speaker 1>it was inspired by this article in the Lancet. It

0:48:32.840 --> 0:48:36.719
<v Speaker 1>makes me think that had this been the nineteen seventies,

0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:39.440
<v Speaker 1>sixties or fifties, the Green Tea would have definitely been

0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:43.120
<v Speaker 1>a B movie or an exploitation, because that's where you

0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:47.320
<v Speaker 1>you often see these ideas and these new new studies

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 1>sometimes at least very weakly resonate for the first time, uh,

0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:55.239
<v Speaker 1>the first place that the sort of the media you know,

0:48:55.960 --> 0:49:00.759
<v Speaker 1>collective consciousness actually thinks about it for us. Second, I

0:49:00.880 --> 0:49:04.440
<v Speaker 1>for one, would really like to see like an exploitative

0:49:05.040 --> 0:49:11.799
<v Speaker 1>green tea horror movie. But despite that, let's let's learn

0:49:11.880 --> 0:49:15.400
<v Speaker 1>from my mistake, uh, and and know that you can

0:49:15.480 --> 0:49:18.640
<v Speaker 1>drink this stuff and it's gonna be okay, Like you're

0:49:18.680 --> 0:49:23.520
<v Speaker 1>not gonna start seeing evil monkeys anytime soon. Although uh please,

0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:26.200
<v Speaker 1>if anybody out there wants to send us our new

0:49:26.239 --> 0:49:29.680
<v Speaker 1>avatar of the Green Tea evil monkey, we we won't

0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 1>discourage that. I would also love left to know does

0:49:32.680 --> 0:49:35.239
<v Speaker 1>anyone out there drink their green tea recordly out of

0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:38.360
<v Speaker 1>a hideous monkey mug? That would that would be perfect,

0:49:38.480 --> 0:49:40.400
<v Speaker 1>very nice. I kind of want one myself, all right,

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.600
<v Speaker 1>So tell us about your monkey mugs or send us

0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 1>your monkey images. Uh you canna get in touch with

0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:49.760
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0:49:49.800 --> 0:49:53.480
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0:49:53.560 --> 0:49:55.520
<v Speaker 1>you can find all of those on stuff to Blow

0:49:55.560 --> 0:50:00.000
<v Speaker 1>your Mind dot com. That is the mothership. That's where

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:04.279
<v Speaker 1>we've got every episode of the podcast, every video that

0:50:04.320 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 1>we've ever done, and all of the various blog posts

0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:11.200
<v Speaker 1>that we have done as well that are connected to

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:14.319
<v Speaker 1>the podcasts and other interests of ours. That's right, it's

0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:16.160
<v Speaker 1>a it's a new year. This is the first episode

0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:19.440
<v Speaker 1>of the New Year that we are recording. Do you

0:50:19.480 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 1>have any New Year's resolutions? Do you engage in that

0:50:21.600 --> 0:50:25.359
<v Speaker 1>sort of thing? I don't, but I gotta say, after

0:50:25.400 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 1>doing all the research on this, I will be drinking

0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:31.000
<v Speaker 1>more green tea. I feel like I probably will as well,

0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:34.000
<v Speaker 1>So I'll add that to my my other actual resolution,

0:50:34.120 --> 0:50:38.880
<v Speaker 1>which is too blind the mechanical eye of every automatic

0:50:38.920 --> 0:50:42.320
<v Speaker 1>toilet I encounter the entire year. Yeah, how are you

0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:44.719
<v Speaker 1>going to do that? You have like a like a

0:50:44.800 --> 0:50:47.520
<v Speaker 1>sewing needle. No, I mean it would be tempting to

0:50:47.560 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 1>go complete, you know, Odysseus on it and stab it

0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:53.919
<v Speaker 1>and stab the cyclopean eye out. I think I'm gonna

0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:56.760
<v Speaker 1>just gonna put stickers and duct tape over them, because

0:50:57.040 --> 0:51:01.319
<v Speaker 1>I think as responsible humans, we have the power. We

0:51:01.360 --> 0:51:04.040
<v Speaker 1>have the right to flush the toilet when and where

0:51:04.080 --> 0:51:06.680
<v Speaker 1>we want, when when we want to flush it, to

0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:10.120
<v Speaker 1>to judge the contents of the toilet, and and actually

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<v Speaker 1>push a button, not have the toilet go off at

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<v Speaker 1>odd times while we are potentially setting upon it. You're

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<v Speaker 1>referring specifically to our bathrooms here at work because they

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<v Speaker 1>are sensitive. They are sensitive to the point where it's

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<v Speaker 1>getting to where I cannot I cannot sit on a

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<v Speaker 1>toilet anywhere, and the smallest noise in the background will

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<v Speaker 1>make me think, oh goodness, is toilets about the plush?

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<v Speaker 1>I better hop up out of the sea because when

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<v Speaker 1>it flushes here too, the toilet splashed the ceiling. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>You're You're in for a hurricane of toilet water. It's

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