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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer. Yes, here's Nicky. Hello. Here I am

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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm in St. Louis

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Speaker 1: with Andrew Colin in studio. What's up this look? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You like this look? Yeah? Describe it to the people

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Speaker 1: that are listening to audio and for Noah and who

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Speaker 1: maybe not can't get a close up all the way

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Speaker 1: from Arizona. You can imagine a Midwest woman in a

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Speaker 1: in a dark bar at the end, drinking, having cigarettes

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Speaker 1: inside the bar. Really, yeah, it's kind of feeling I

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Speaker 1: really was feeling a lot cooler than that. No, that's

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Speaker 1: the coolest girl I can imagine. Really, she sounds sad.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like she needs to get her life together

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Speaker 1: and at a little bit she's been through a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you look like a bar fly. A St. Louis bar

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Speaker 1: fly is what? I what's a bar girl? Someone that

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Speaker 1: hangs out at the bar a lot. Okay, I mean

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Speaker 1: I just I just picture I'm wearing a Budwazer shirt,

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Speaker 1: but it's the one I got in Cabo that says

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Speaker 1: butt wiser and I'm wearing a Cardinal's at Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: I have I still bruises on my forehead from botox.

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Speaker 1: I have to go and I'm getting a photo shoot

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Speaker 1: for the post is back and says the local newspaper today,

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Speaker 1: And I'm still swollen from botox and filler um and

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Speaker 1: girls of the place yesterday were like, you know, oh well,

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Speaker 1: and I go, maybe I'll move the photo shoot and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was also tell them that I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe I'll just like underneath the caption will

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Speaker 1: be like here's Nikki and her parents and Nicky just

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Speaker 1: had filler at Nayak and I'll give him a little

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Speaker 1: plug plug rooney, you know, like there's nothing to be

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Speaker 1: ashamed of. I go, why why do girls get to

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Speaker 1: dye their hair and be like, I got my hair dyed,

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Speaker 1: But me, I'm like, I got filler and I gotta

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Speaker 1: be uh, you know, my forehead it is weird, like

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Speaker 1: Chris hasn't seen me for two weeks, and my face

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Speaker 1: looks like it's a little bit swollen, but also it

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Speaker 1: looks different because I got filler at the point of

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Speaker 1: it and I'm gonna I'm wondering like last time I

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Speaker 1: got it. He was like, what's some I told him,

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Speaker 1: and he goes so like, is that like the way

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Speaker 1: it's gonna There was a little bit of like are

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Speaker 1: those lips like gonna be that way forever? And it

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Speaker 1: was so cute because I was just like, no, they're

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Speaker 1: they're swollen a little bit right now. But like he's like, no,

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Speaker 1: not that that's a bad thing, but like you know,

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Speaker 1: it's it's funny because your partner loves you for you,

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Speaker 1: and then when you change things about yourself, your physical appearance,

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Speaker 1: whether it's working out like sometimes not that he guys

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Speaker 1: get like some guys get threatened when you like put

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Speaker 1: in effort to your looks because they're like you're trying

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Speaker 1: to get fucked by someone else. But Chris is just

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Speaker 1: like you can do whatever you want. But like I

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Speaker 1: love you the way you are and that's very sweet.

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Speaker 1: But there's a little bit of like, don't change because

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Speaker 1: I know I get that. I'm like I would be

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Speaker 1: sad if he got things in his face to change

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Speaker 1: his perfect face. It's like, why are you not fit? No?

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Speaker 1: When he gets fit, I'm kind of like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't need this right, Like I love your body

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Speaker 1: like I would never love you more because your arm

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Speaker 1: had a different bulge in it, like I would it

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Speaker 1: would not have. It doesn't affect my love for you,

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Speaker 1: and it makes me understand like how someone can love

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Speaker 1: me no matter what size I am, because it's comical

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Speaker 1: to me that I would love him less if he

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Speaker 1: had less hair. That would just never be a thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean then why because I'm on TV and America

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Speaker 1: might like me, and I like me more with with

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Speaker 1: a face that like where I don't look as tired

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Speaker 1: as I am. That's a good answer. And sometimes I

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Speaker 1: don't like me more. I could definitely go overboard. It's

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Speaker 1: like getting a bad haircut. Sometimes you're like that again,

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Speaker 1: you know, or get it dissolved, and you could always

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Speaker 1: take it back. Um, but I'm I'm willing to make

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Speaker 1: mistakes on my face. I think it's totally okay to

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Speaker 1: be like whoa, and I'll call it out. It be

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Speaker 1: we way worse if I funked up my face and

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Speaker 1: I'm an actress who has to act like no, I

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Speaker 1: just got stung by some bees or like it's allergic

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Speaker 1: reaction to mango. It's like, no, you're not. I got

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Speaker 1: an insane tattoo. It's not like no, that's even better

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Speaker 1: Women who funk up their faces go no, I just

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Speaker 1: lips done. It was a mistake, and I can say

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Speaker 1: know that's why you get your lips done? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Every time. If girls out there are ever like considering

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Speaker 1: getting filler in the future, if you've done it before,

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Speaker 1: you already know this. I swear to you the day

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Speaker 1: after you will freak out and you will call the

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Speaker 1: place and be like, this isn't what I wanted. Wait,

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Speaker 1: she even said to me. She was like, now two days.

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Speaker 1: Do not wait two days before you start going like

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Speaker 1: past this uncomfortable period. I'm used to it now. It's

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Speaker 1: so fun. I like it. It is the same to

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Speaker 1: me as getting my hair dyed of like what is

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Speaker 1: this good of? Or like getting my hair cut. It's like,

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Speaker 1: what is this gonna be? It's a little bit risky.

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Speaker 1: It's not one and four donning risky. It's not K

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Speaker 1: two risky, but it's a fun little risk where it's

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Speaker 1: like this could make me look so much better. And

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Speaker 1: I was looking back at old pictures of when I

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Speaker 1: got stuffed into my face, and I go, I don't

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Speaker 1: couldn't remember when I've gotten stuff done. So I went

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Speaker 1: back to my emails to see when I had sent

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Speaker 1: my insurance cards to these places or whatever it was.

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Speaker 1: Um insurance doesn't cover it, but I sent something I

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Speaker 1: found in my emails. I go, okay, October two, nineteen.

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Speaker 1: So I go back to that at part of my

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Speaker 1: photo album, and I see the pictures that I used

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Speaker 1: to go, oh my god, what the fund did you

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Speaker 1: do your face? And now I'm like, that looks so

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Speaker 1: it looks more normal now and it didn't as much back.

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Speaker 1: I do remember when you you got filler, like in

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Speaker 1: your cheeks, yes, and I remember I remember it being

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Speaker 1: because I knew, I guess your face before it felt

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Speaker 1: way more drastic than whatever you're doing now. Not saying

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Speaker 1: that like because your face looks fake. Now now it

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not judging it. I'm just saying, yes, no, I

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Speaker 1: got that. But um, it's funny. I work out now

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Speaker 1: and like if I put on like a my it's

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Speaker 1: so funny when you don't dress up like you put

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Speaker 1: on a button down over and Brenna's like, dressed up, huh,

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Speaker 1: Like what are you get dressed up for? I'm like,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I put a even buttons button down,

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Speaker 1: I think to do this podcast. He's like, you having

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Speaker 1: people see the video on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, you're trying

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Speaker 1: to look hotter. I'm like, yeah, I'm trying I feel

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Speaker 1: I think I look hotter. It's a good point because

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Speaker 1: I go it was still funny, but it is. There

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Speaker 1: is a part of you that goes, who are you

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Speaker 1: doing this for? Like why do you need to wear

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Speaker 1: if you already have a girlfriend and I love you, Like,

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Speaker 1: what are you trying to get? And it's the bigger

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Speaker 1: story is that. Sorry, but looking fuckable helps even if

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to sunk peoples. It is true. And

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Speaker 1: you can say, no, I do it for myself. No,

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Speaker 1: you're doing it so people think you're attractive and are

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, and do it for yourself so they have

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Speaker 1: a positive response. A friend of mine told me about

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Speaker 1: a a Ted talk or something that he watched about

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Speaker 1: how if you high five yourself in the mirror and

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Speaker 1: just start every day with like a positive attitude looking

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Speaker 1: at yourself, it like changes your overall mental well being.

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Speaker 1: I believe something that helps with that because mirrors are

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Speaker 1: such an anomaly and there's something like their modern I mean,

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Speaker 1: meant to like see themselves. And so when you see

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Speaker 1: kind of processes that as someone else telling it to you,

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Speaker 1: doesn't make sense that you yourself for talking yourself and

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Speaker 1: for sure, like when I feel bad about myself, I'll

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Speaker 1: shower with like I'll make sure like the certain light

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Speaker 1: is on, you know, like less light. If I don't

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Speaker 1: like I'll shower in the darker the better because when

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Speaker 1: I've never done that. I'm kind of like, look at it, bitch, own,

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Speaker 1: sharks if you're swimming, and I want the water to

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Speaker 1: I don't want to filter on my Instagram. I want

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Speaker 1: but I do understand. Like sometimes you're injecting your face. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that's because I see the truth and that's not lying.

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Speaker 1: If my face gets injected and looks better, that's a

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Speaker 1: true thing. Okay, So you can handle the truth, but

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Speaker 1: I go, this is something I have to fix. If

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing my body and it's like I'm so ashamed

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Speaker 1: of it, that's just gonna lead me to be in

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Speaker 1: denial of it and keep doing things the way I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: I make changes when I'm like forced with like this

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Speaker 1: out because you're like I did it. Yes, Well, we

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Speaker 1: all have our things. I mean, when I am feeling

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Speaker 1: like not comfortable in my own skin, I will if

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Speaker 1: I have like an itch on an area. I think

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Speaker 1: I probably said this for if I have an itch

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Speaker 1: on it, like this is where like on my hips,

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Speaker 1: like lower stomach is where fat starts to accumulate. If

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Speaker 1: I will like scratch it with like this so I

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Speaker 1: I know because I already know what's there. It's not

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Speaker 1: like I'm like you don't want to feel your own

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Speaker 1: fat with your fingers. I don't need. That's I won't scratch,

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Speaker 1: I'll use like a pencil or something because I just

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Speaker 1: to be punished until you got a reward. Something really

426
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Speaker 1: big happen at four and a half, and I'm like,

427
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what that could have been. But we

428
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 1: were kind of unpacking why I can't um ever be

429
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: rewarded unless I suffer first, and then when the reward comes,

430
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: I fight it because I just don't feel like I

431
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 1: deserve it. Orgasms, gift giving, um meals, I just don't.

432
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: I want to delay pleasure because I feel like I

433
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: don't deserve it. She's like, somewhere along, we gotta figure

434
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: out where that happened. We go back, we heal that,

435
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 1: and then we u It's always so annoying that everything

436
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: in your past that you have to remember happened at

437
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 1: a time that you can't remember. You know. It's like,

438
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 1: just once I want to be like, dude, when you

439
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:38,640
Speaker 1: were twenty two, like I want one, Like, yeah, got nice.

440
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be nice? Because it happens. But then you

441
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 1: can question I'm not saying she's bullshit, but it's easier

442
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: to question the bullshit if you can remember yourself. If

443
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: someone goes when you were fine, look at it it

444
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: like tarot, you know, like, I don't really believe that

445
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 1: these cards you're flipping over like telling me things, but

446
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 1: it's a way to like just look at the past

447
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 1: and go, oh, actually, because there's without questions. Something happened

448
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Speaker 1: to me as a child where I got a message

449
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: that you don't get to enjoy things unless you work

450
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: for them first. And it's just not a it's not

451
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: a good message, and it got cemented and implanted somewhere

452
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: in my childhood. So it doesn't hurt to just say

453
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Speaker 1: four and a half and make me kind of come

454
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Speaker 1: up with something, you know it actually, that's that's probably

455
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: a healthy solution, even if it's made up. I mean,

456
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: who was a workaholic? That was closest to you. There's

457
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: no work aholics in my house hold, really there's not.

458
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Speaker 1: But my mom is very much someone who's um. Someone

459
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: complain about money, you don't get don't don't ruin your dinner.

460
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: You don't get to have something until we wait until

461
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Speaker 1: after dinner. Those wait until later. You're not opening presents

462
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: until this time now, Like and my dad was always like,

463
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,719
Speaker 1: just let's have snacks now, let's just open presents on Christmas.

464
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: Even my mom is very much like, no, we wait

465
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Speaker 1: until the table is set, until the you know. So

466
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 1: it's a constant battle of those two things, I think.

467
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Speaker 1: And then there's probably going to be something that's like major.

468
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: Was money talked about a lot and in your accounting, yes,

469
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 1: so that could be something too, I think with reward

470
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Speaker 1: and money. And then I also think that your dad

471
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: with a guitarists and like he wanted to be a musician,

472
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: he wanted to be a performer, but instead you know

473
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: that never that never came up. I mean, I can

474
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Speaker 1: see what you're saying. It never even was like, yeah, yeah,

475
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Speaker 1: what are you getting from me right now? What are

476
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 1: you send something? Getting? Like a bar fly? Last night

477
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: I was we were actually on a text thread with

478
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Speaker 1: my friend from high school and she's probably listening this

479
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Speaker 1: because she was laughing so hard when I she was

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Speaker 1: telling me about like when I she was the one

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Speaker 1: in high school that wore a shirt that said whatever,

482
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Speaker 1: and it was like so counterculture Halla, you know, Hala Noah.

483
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Speaker 1: And I was talking to her on this text about

484
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Speaker 1: like she said that the other day she needed to

485
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Speaker 1: share with me and my friend. She was like the

486
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Speaker 1: thing came up where because it was always the moniker

487
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Speaker 1: for her was Halla don't cur like, Halla just doesn't care,

488
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: like whatever, I'm just gonna do whatever, like I'm just

489
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: she was just like like this free spirit, but some

490
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: times it felt like you're trying to be a free spirit.

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Speaker 1: Like we would kind of go like what's this whatever shirt?

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Speaker 1: Why you were cat and that hat, like it would

493
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Speaker 1: be like this, And then I we were talking about

494
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: it on this text chain and she said that a

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Speaker 1: neighbor of her saw her in the rain, like walking

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Speaker 1: in her car and torntal rain from her like her

497
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Speaker 1: car to a building and the woman was like, I'd

498
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,959
Speaker 1: never seen someone walk like there's not torrential rain, like

499
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Speaker 1: without an umbrella and not even like try to run.

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Speaker 1: You just like walked like it was like a normal

501
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Speaker 1: sunshiny dan. And she was like, she was like you

502
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Speaker 1: just didn't care, and she was like it's so funny

503
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,439
Speaker 1: because that used to be. And I was like, and

504
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,959
Speaker 1: she goes, I think, I go, you should tell this

505
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: woman it's not so much you're like a free spirit,

506
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 1: but that your rebellion was that your mom was the

507
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: opposite of that. So your way of rebel. Her mom

508
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: was like perfect ran marathons, looked stunning every morning, made

509
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: us like pancakes and like croissants for the girls. Like

510
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: she was just a super mom and so gorgeous and

511
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Speaker 1: so perfect. That halla did the opposite, did the opposite,

512
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: and it was like, I don't care. And I relate

513
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: to that too. Whenever someone's like really anxious about when

514
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: you get anxious about a stand upset, I want to

515
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 1: do the opposite and go, I don't care about it

516
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: at all, because you just want to fight the thing

517
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: that you actually feel like maybe I should be doing this.

518
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: I did that for sure with my parents. My mom

519
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: didn't do anything a lot of times because you know,

520
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: of the alcoholism. So I wanted to rebel. Part of

521
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,959
Speaker 1: me wanted to do the same thing and be lazy,

522
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: which I've leaned into. I wouldn't say lazy is the

523
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: wrong word to say when someone happens Z, but like depressed.

524
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: And then my dad was a workaholic. So I wanted

525
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,959
Speaker 1: to be like the opposite, act opposite. You're gonna go

526
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: to the other, I'm going to go to the gonna

527
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 1: be like your dad, or you're gonna be like your mom.

528
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: So you were constantly juggling these two of like, fuck you, mom,

529
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna work really hard, and then you'd be like

530
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: I'm looking like mom. Oh man, that's interesting and that

531
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: makes sense. Both were extremes. But what we're just talking

532
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Speaker 1: about right before that, don't her in the rain? In

533
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: the rain, it was raining like two days ago, and uh,

534
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: I was just walking with brand and I was like,

535
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: I don't really mind. Like I don't know. I feel

536
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: like in New York, I always felt like I had

537
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: to get past the rain. I was walking the rain

538
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: today and some reason or the other day, and I

539
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 1: was just like, it's okay, it's just rain. Like it's

540
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: just like it's kind of nice. Yeah, we do freak

541
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: out about rain, but it's just people freak out. To say,

542
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: women's hair comes into playing. It's like, because when your

543
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: hair gets wet, you got to start all over as

544
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: a woman unless you're you know, that's the big thing

545
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: that men have to take into consideration. All right, let's

546
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Speaker 1: get to the news. Had a raincoat and umbrella. But first,

547
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: oh man, it's Thursday, folks. You don't have me to

548
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: this Thursday tonight. We will be in Austin at the

549
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: Paramount Theater, two shows, two shows, seven available for both,

550
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 1: but mostly the probably the second show. I mean, it's

551
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: tons of comics in town too. I mean, it's going

552
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,719
Speaker 1: to be a big all going to be in town tomorrow.

553
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: You no, I looked at the lineup. I think there's

554
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: uh no, I almost said Nosha and Natasha. Mosha and

555
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: Natasha are going to be performing at the same time

556
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: as us, which sucks because I want to go see them,

557
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: but um, hopefully we'll run into them in the lobby

558
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: of the hotel or something like that. It is kind

559
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: of nice when you live in St. Louis and you

560
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: see we haven't I haven't seen some New York comics

561
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: you were talking about the other day. I mean, it's

562
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: like a couple of years. It's insane. It's I miss

563
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: comics so much. But there's also this fear of, like

564
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: you know, it's like the pandemic when you haven't socialized

565
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: in a long time, and you like miss it so much,

566
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 1: but you're also like, well, now I'm kind of don't

567
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: want to because I'm scared of it. Like there's a

568
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: part of me that really recoils at the idea of

569
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: a comedy festival because it's like comics might be at

570
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: my show judging me. Comics. I'll have to like be

571
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: more social and like I don't really want to hang out,

572
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: and I'll feel bad about not hanging out, and you know.

573
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: The other night was the fiftieth anniversary at the Comedy Store,

574
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: and I went to dinner with Spade and Um Adam

575
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: Egat and then afterwards, Adam was going to the store

576
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,959
Speaker 1: and I was like, I have to get up at

577
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: four am for a flight. I was like, I'm just

578
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: not gonna go. And then I listened to Greg fitzimmons

579
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: podcast the other day and he went, and he said

580
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: it was like the best night of his life and

581
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: it was like the coolest event. And I had the

582
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: I usually do have no fomo, and I had major

583
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: fomo and I wish I would have gone. Um. But

584
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,959
Speaker 1: I do have anxiety about being around comedians because I

585
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: think that they sometimes I think I get like today

586
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: I called this radio show in Austin. Actually, um, it

587
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: was fun. What was the name of the guys. They're

588
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: so nice and they love you so much? Bob and

589
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: uh Matt, Matt and Bob. Um, yeah, that we went

590
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: in with them. They said hi, but um, I did

591
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: it so with them and they were like, you know,

592
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: pretty soon you're not even going to call us anymore.

593
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna be so big. And I'm just like, I

594
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: forget that people think that some in some circles, I'm

595
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: a big deal and I've made it and I'm famous

596
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: now and then because also I was running late this morning,

597
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: so my assistant called my publicist to call them, and

598
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: so they got a call from my publicist because I

599
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: didn't even have their numbers. But then it looks like

600
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: I was like big time. But I'm like, I'm eating

601
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: oatmeal and say, who was in my fucking kitchen. Someone

602
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: tweeted the other day like from a blog of like

603
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer, we've lost Nicky Glazer to Hollywood. Sorry guys,

604
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: And I wrote back, I literally live in St. Louis

605
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, if you want to talk about

606
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: this on my podcast, I have a I have a

607
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: lot of evidence for why I think you've gone a

608
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: little Hollywood, and I'm like, and then I looked at

609
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: his he had like five hundred followers. I go, no,

610
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna defend myself. This is the dumbest. But

611
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: so I go into these situations where I either think

612
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: everyone thinks I'm a fraud. All the comedians are like,

613
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: she doesn't deserve what she's gotten, or they think that

614
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm like such a big deal that they can't act

615
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: naturally around me because they're younger comics that are like,

616
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: she's big, which isn't true either, neither true. It's again

617
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: between mom and dad. I don't know what's what I am?

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Speaker 1: All right, news alright, So well, since you're going to

619
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Speaker 1: be in Texas, I have a Texas story for you.

620
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Speaker 1: A leg found by a motorist on I tend in Cibolo,

621
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: which is a town in Texas, was related to a

622
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: fatality accident fifty miles away. Pass have happened when a

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Speaker 1: forty eight year old man pulled over onto the right

624
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: hand shoulder of I ten and got out of his

625
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: truck was hit by a passing motorist. Officials believe that

626
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: the body part became lodged onto a passing truck and

627
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: dislodged about fifty miles away. Oh boy, that's that's funnier

628
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: than I laughed. That was really funny. Okay, let me

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Speaker 1: just say a couple of things here. P s a okay,

630
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Speaker 1: public service announcement. The more you know, ding ding ding,

631
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: Do not ever pull on the side of the highway

632
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: if your car, unless your car is breaking down, you

633
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: don't have a choice. If your tire blows out, if anything,

634
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: drive to the nearest exit. It is more safe to

635
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: drive on a rim and spend the money it's going

636
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: to take to ruin your fucking rim or whatever it

637
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: is you're driving on, then to treat when people change

638
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: tires on highway is the number one way that people

639
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: die on highways. Please, you are not smarter than these

640
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: people who get hit. These people get hit because they

641
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: are there. They just don't know this rule. My dad

642
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: on the highway doing that, he was trying to cross it.

643
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: Just you, guys, please, I'm begging you, especially like if

644
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: if this happens to you, because listen, we've all like

645
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: tires get blown out. We you know, you might run

646
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: over a fucking leg or something. Yeah, hit still. But

647
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Please just drives in your exit because

648
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: you you don't know what you're risking in and trying

649
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: to do something on the side of the highway. Just

650
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: and never ever get out of your car on the

651
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: side of the highway. People get hit all the time

652
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: and they people don't see what things happened too fast.

653
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: So I just really want to if I can save

654
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: one life potentially, just funk up your car. Even if

655
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: your dad's like, why do you drive on the rim?

656
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: You should have pulled over, you ruin the car, Say well,

657
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: I could have almost died if I tried to change

658
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: this on highway. Don't even call Triple A and have

659
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: them do it, because these guys, those guys die. It's

660
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: so dangerous. I lost a friend to this. I'm very

661
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: passionate about it. Um that being said, um, this story

662
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: is insane. And if I ever get hit by car,

663
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: I hope that a part of me ends up in

664
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: the like front of something and ends up fifty miles.

665
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: I think it's so funny. There's no way that was

666
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: that same body. And they have to like put it

667
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: like like tetris, like I mean, it's wild. It reminds

668
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: me of reminds me of a lot of things. What's

669
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: interesting that come up to the accident and go, oh,

670
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: this person must person they killed must only had one leg,

671
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,239
Speaker 1: you know, because there's no other leg. Or they just

672
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: go where the funk They're just searching for it and

673
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: they have no idea, like who took this leg? I mean,

674
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: I would just assume it probably got stuck in the grill.

675
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: What's the weirdest thing. What's the weirdest thing that laser um?

676
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: What is the weirdest thing you've ever are found in

677
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: your car? Have you ever hit anything weird? I once

678
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: hit I'll answer this while you talk. I once was

679
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: driving to the Funny Bone when I first started comedy

680
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: at Westport on to seventy and I there was a

681
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: flock of beautiful white geese that were flying across the

682
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: highway too low, and I hit like five of them,

683
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: and it was the most satisfying sound ever of hit,

684
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: like of just birds like like Kerson and I used

685
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: to love to throw, like when you're feeding ducks. We

686
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: used to love to throw the ducks against trees. And

687
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: now we used to love to throw see if you're listening,

688
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: We used to love to throw pieces of bread. No,

689
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,479
Speaker 1: just the listener, I love to throw pieces of bread.

690
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: I've talked about this before onto the ducks back because

691
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: it was just the thump that was like like hitting

692
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: like feathers, like a little thing. I have to say.

693
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: I mean, it was the worst thing I've ever had

694
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 1: that ever happened to me. Is like having all that

695
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: You know, there were feathers in my girl. Oh yeah,

696
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: for sure I either injured them. I like, I couldn't

697
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: look back. It was too when I drive past road kill.

698
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I put up my hand like

699
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: this and I do a blind spot because I can't.

700
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: It happened on yesterday, was visiting my parents and I

701
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: saw a squirrel that was probably just killed within the

702
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: past couple of hours, and I put up my hand.

703
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: I mean, it's my kind of Whitney thing of like horsecare,

704
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: Like I just can't deal with animals that have been

705
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: hit unless you hit him yourself. Oh it was. It

706
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: was the worst. Have you ever hit a deer or

707
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: anything like that? Dear old man. That was my joke

708
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 1: from back in the day. It's pretty funny. One time

709
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: I I hit my own car with my hand. I

710
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: had a fly in my car and I tried to

711
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: hit the fly and I hit my wins inside and

712
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,959
Speaker 1: from driving in Texas, in Texas, says with my step

713
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: rather driving to when I moved out to California become

714
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: you know, production, a producer. And uh so you hit

715
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,439
Speaker 1: a fly in your own car and then did it case?

716
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: Oh and I missed the fly. I think he flew out.

717
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: Probably have you ever seen Obama kill that fly in

718
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: an interview? It's the sexiest thing that I mean, Obama's

719
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: no my number one. You know, let's take a quick

720
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: break and I'm going to tell you about this Obama that.

721
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: So can I pull it up on my phone and

722
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: have you watched it? So Obama? Just pull it up,

723
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: just Obama fly. It's gonna be like him in some

724
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: like cool jeans with sunglasses on looking fly. I mean,

725
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 1: he's so hot. But he's in the middle of this

726
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: interview and he just without he he'll be like, you know,

727
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: we we're dealing with a lot of troops and that,

728
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: and then it just he gets it like in his periphery.

729
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: It's so hot. There's something about a man that just

730
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you know me, I don't like any kind

731
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: of insect being killed. Did you see it? Yeah? I

732
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: mean it was very quick, isn't it. Have you ever

733
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: seen the of course you've seen it. When George W.

734
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: Bush almost gets hit by that shoe, that's another fucking

735
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: hot Like. I was attracted to him because he just

736
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: was so cool about it, the way he dodged it,

737
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: and it was someone who was definitely an NBA natural

738
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: born athlete. Also, he's He's dodged a lot of things.

739
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: I have come at him. Yeah, like war crime, blame

740
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: for invading Iraq killing two million Middle Eastern people. He's like,

741
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: but I draw now for fun. That's him. Yeah, he

742
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: did dodge great. And who throws a shoe? Remember from

743
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: Austin Power? Who throws the shoe? That was that? That

744
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: was before. Yeah, that was so funny that I referenced

745
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: that scene of Um. I referenced that scene of Oh

746
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: because I talked about I don't do this joke anymore,

747
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 1: but I used to do a thing about this. This

748
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: weapon I had called UM the Tiger Lady, and you

749
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: would squeeze it in your hand and I had these

750
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: claws that come out, and it was to defend myself.

751
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 1: I would use it when I was running at like twilight,

752
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, you know, if someone came across me,

753
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: I would just fucking fuck them up. And then I

754
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,479
Speaker 1: kind of ran through a scenario in which I would

755
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: do that, and I realized I don't like to hurt

756
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: people and I don't know how to use it. So

757
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 1: what I would do is just probably like scratch them

758
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, oh, what fuck you? And then

759
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: this seemingly like random act of violence would try into

760
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: a crime of passion because they'd be like, you fucking

761
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: scratch me, bitch, So I should have I could have

762
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: just gotten mugged and raped, you know, normally. Now he's

763
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: just fucking mad and wants to like so I say

764
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: that the detective crumbs on the scene is like, well,

765
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: the seemingly random act of violence and turned into a

766
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: crime of Oh the tiger lady, this bit scratching for like,

767
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: it just just like it's just getting you because I

768
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: don't know how to You would just hurt someone enough

769
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: that they would just be so much more mad. Yeah,

770
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: and it it would be more personally I would if I

771
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: was trying to kill you. And that's why bass is

772
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: the thing to use. Yeah, gel macee is the number

773
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: one thing that women should use because it shoots really

774
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: far away. What's that? Take that a top that? Okay,

775
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: let's get to um oh, take that as a mace

776
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: the rapper. Okay, let's get to fan trax on Okay,

777
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: fan tracks, all right, let's hear it. No, uh, what

778
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: do besties have to say this week? You said there's

779
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: a lot of good stuff? Okay? The first one is

780
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: from Ellen. Oh my god, from who Ellen? Hi, Nikki, Andrew,

781
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: and Noah. This is Ellen from Kansas City. I love

782
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: you guys in the podcast so so much. Um. Okay,

783
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: So I'm calling in because I think this is a cup,

784
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: but I don't know how to like it might be

785
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: an offshoot of cup and my friends and I invented

786
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: it in high school. It's called cool face, and it's

787
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: like when you do something really cool in front of

788
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,959
Speaker 1: a group of people, but you don't want to acknowledge

789
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: that it was cool, if that makes sense to Like.

790
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 1: An example is I played tennis in high school, and

791
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: so like if I hit a really good shot, like

792
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: an overhead or something that was like like kind of

793
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: impressive when people were watching, you had to make good

794
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: cool face, because you can't get excited in front of

795
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: people because it's like embarrassing because you don't want to

796
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: acknowledge the fact that you don't want to be you

797
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: hit a really good shot. I don't know how. It's

798
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: like people are watching you and you just have to

799
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: go cool face, cool face, and you can't smile or

800
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: anything because you have to act like I wouldn't see

801
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: and then also so fast, Nicky. I literally freaked out

802
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: a few episodes ago when you were talking about um,

803
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 1: people from St. Louis wearing St. Louis stuff from the airport.

804
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: I'm from Kansas City. My friends and I talked about

805
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: this all the time. People from Kansas City where Chief

806
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: stuff and like kay Us stuff every single time they

807
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: go to the airport. I don't know why, like you

808
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: always know to Kansas City because the people are like

809
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: scattered throughout and like bright red chiefs. Oh my god,

810
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: nell utter the time of year, and you're so right.

811
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: I was just traveling this weekend. I swear to god,

812
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: I was in Canada and saw Kansas City stuff. And

813
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,479
Speaker 1: let me just say, I am more prone to seeing

814
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 1: Kansas City stuff because I have been there, lived there before.

815
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: You know, around there, and so it pops out to

816
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: me more so maybe I'm just saying maybe there's you know,

817
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: Detroit stuff everywhere and I just don't care because you know,

818
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: But I will say, Kansas City is I saw all

819
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: over the weekend they really they relayed the airport to

820
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: their because it's the Kansas City airport. No, no, no,

821
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: I'm talking about traveling in any airport. You just see

822
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: people traveling wearing Kansas City stuff. Oh, I think she's

823
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: talking about people wear it to the airport because that's

824
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: their city. Well they wear it, no, like when they

825
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: when they're on the plane headed back to Kansas City.

826
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: Maybe no, But my my point is that I think

827
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: they'd probably be wearing it anyways. But the reason why

828
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: they may be in their brain to go wear my

829
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: Kansas City swear because I'm going to the Kansas City.

830
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 1: I'm going to the Kansas City airport. That's the airport code. Okay,

831
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: that makes sense, you know what I'm saying. But I

832
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: also want to say it to the ki face. What

833
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: do you think the kiface looks like like? Or the

834
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: cool cool face? Cool face like? So you did say

835
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: you did something really cool? Cool face cool faces. This

836
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: just like playing it down, playing down. Okay, let me

837
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: think of something cool if I made a really good

838
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 1: punchline or something. I'm trying to think of my version

839
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: of something cool that I would do, like where I

840
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 1: like I had the best comeback. Okay, So I say, well,

841
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: maybe it's because your mom thought that just kind of

842
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: a little like chuckle to myself. Honestly, I don't even

843
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: know if you have the cool face, because I would

844
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: just go that was pretty freaking good, right, Like I

845
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: want I feel like in order to not because I'm

846
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: always trying to like not, I think it's yeah, cool

847
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: faces could because you're actively trying to not be authentic.

848
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: What you really want to do is go like, yes,

849
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: suck it. Yes, I love emotion in sports. Yes, people

850
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: like see that pressures that tennis guy. Oh my god,

851
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: let me just play this really quick. Sorry, you know,

852
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: let's cueue up the next fan trax. Also, it just

853
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: goes back to like when someone goes ooh he's so

854
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: calm under pressure. That's his That's the same thing as

855
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: someone getting very excited. Yes, It's like when I met

856
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: with the therapist and I was like, I'm lazy, she's like,

857
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: that's a choice. That's a choice just as much as

858
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: doing something is. So if someone's real cool under pressure,

859
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: that's their choice, just like the person that's very excited.

860
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: If that makes sense. That does make sense. Okay, noah,

861
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: next one, al right. Next voicemail comes from Anna Quickie.

862
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: I took a photo in my mirror in my underwear

863
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: to send to my boyfriend, and it's a live photo.

864
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,479
Speaker 1: And all you hear in the background if you click

865
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: on the live photo is Nicky saying and he's teeing up.

866
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: So my boyfriend listened to it and responded with are

867
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: you listening to golf? So good job, Nicky? My god?

868
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. When I was doing the golf impression and

869
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 1: he's teeing up. It's a beautiful day here in Augusta.

870
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: The wind is coming in at nine miles per hour

871
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: off the eastern seaboard. We are going to land. Oh no,

872
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 1: I'm just doing pilot, okay. So that makes me feel

873
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: so fucking good, Like I that really thank you for that.

874
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: Live photos can get you everybody, if you send a

875
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: nude or you're sending some make out y'all, a live photo.

876
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 1: If they hold down the button, they could see things

877
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: before it just I did that. I blocked out my

878
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: penis when I sent it to my brother, and you

879
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: click on the live photo and the box disappeared, and

880
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: his wife saw my dick and I didn't. You didn't

881
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: mean to send your penis though, right, I meant to

882
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: send my body my penis, you said, I sent my

883
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: penis to my brother and he saw my penis. It's like, okay,

884
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: well I sent a body pick. Yes, and the live

885
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: photo revealed more so this is a tennis player. I

886
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: don't know. I sent it to Chris and he said

887
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: that guy's kind of a dick. Yes he is. Okay,

888
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 1: so this is Ben Stiller said something in the stands.

889
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. He was probably just

890
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: like being supportive, and then you know, he probably was like, oh,

891
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: Ben Stiller thinks he's cool, And this is what he said,

892
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: Are you good at tennis? Exactly? So why are you speaking?

893
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: Do I tell him how to act? No? And then

894
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: it cuts have been still looking so awkward. I doubt

895
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: ben Stiller said anything shitty. Yeah, I'd be surprised if

896
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: Ben still are you good at tennis? Yeah, that would

897
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: have thought. He picked Ben Stiller. He knew that's the

898
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: one guy that makes more money than him. Let's go after.

899
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: You can tell he's got a chip on his shoulders. Yeah,

900
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: guaranteed he was not winning that match at that moment.

901
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: That's a guy that pulls cool faced too, by the way, Okay, okay,

902
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: next fantract. This will have to be the last one

903
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: because of time. Yes, all right, Uh this one. I

904
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,439
Speaker 1: don't know if we should say her name. Maybe yes,

905
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: maybe no? Oh? Okay, Hi Nikki Andrew Noah. I am

906
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: a police officer and I just had an incident that

907
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: made me laugh out loud and think of you guys.

908
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: So I just arrested somebody for a driving offense, and

909
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: as I'm doing my notes here, I was just noting that, um,

910
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: the vehicle had several occupants in it, and I was

911
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 1: just laughing because of several discussions. How different we see

912
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: the word several um compared to Andrew and I say

913
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: we as in the entire world versus Andrew's version of

914
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: several um. I love you. Sorry from rambling. It's like

915
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: three in the morning, and I would very tired, but

916
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you guys know we have

917
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: a copsten that every time we hear the word several

918
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: I laugh out loud, Uh, don't be and jack rabbit,

919
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: jack rabbit. Wait a second, is it weird that I

920
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: feel so cool that we have a female cop who

921
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: listens to our show, like cooler than if any Like

922
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to Ellen, I'm sorry to who was the

923
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: other person? Anna? Anna? But I don't know what you

924
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: guys do for a living, but a cop on the

925
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: night beat listening to our show and having a little gig.

926
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,479
Speaker 1: I'm so intimidated by female cops. Yeah, there's something. There's

927
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: something about a cop listening to us, like complain about

928
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: like these like little things. Meanwhile, she has to go

929
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: like ta called murder. Okay, I'm honestly, I know cops

930
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: are like normal people and like have normal lives, But

931
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: to me, that is like, so I'm so tickled I

932
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: put them on a pedestal. I mean, it's not a

933
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: big deal that cops listening. It's like, I mean, I

934
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 1: get you know, I think that a lot of people

935
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: that do think that I could never do, you know,

936
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: people climbing fourteen ers or listening to the show all

937
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: the time. Whatever. Um, I really want to institute a

938
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: segment on the show. I'm going to put it out

939
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 1: there so that it has to happen, where we interview

940
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: someone who has a job that we all know people

941
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: have these jobs. I want to do. This was originally

942
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: a part of the pitch of the show that I

943
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: wanted to do where it's we interview I want to

944
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: interview that cop and ask her about what it's like

945
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: to be a cop. She sounds like a just like us. Yeah,

946
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: let's reach out to her. I want let's talk about

947
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,439
Speaker 1: maybe some other jobs that if you have these jobs,

948
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: or you have an interesting Starbucks is I'm dying for

949
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: someone who's Starbucks more than a year, you know, I

950
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: want to I want someone who's like a you know,

951
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: who's been in it, who's been a patna um. I

952
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: would like to talk to God. Maybe someone who worked

953
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: at like a geek squad, someone who like goes in

954
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: some Bud's computers the weirdest stuff you found. Um. Maybe

955
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: so we watch it as Amazon fulfillment center, Like, there's

956
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: thousands of people work in those and I have never

957
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: talked to one. I've never met one detective. I'm a

958
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 1: molestation detective, someone who, um, yeah, someone who's been molested

959
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: that wants to talk about it honestly, like I if

960
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: you are open to talk about that and things that

961
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 1: maybe you could have not you could have done differently,

962
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: but things that your parents maybe could have seen, things

963
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: that like or maybe you don't. Maybe you heard the

964
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 1: last episode where I was talking about like kids know

965
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: right away and you didn't know right away, and you

966
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: want to set that straight, like I'm open to anything.

967
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: I love it, like I want to talk to cops,

968
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: Starbucks employees, and if you've been molested, I mean, I

969
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: can't deny that these are my interests at Arbucks and

970
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: been molested. Well, then two birds, one fucking uncle. Um,

971
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: here's it. No, it can't actually it can be an aunt,

972
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: but it really I said this to Chris to because

973
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: this is from the last podcast we did, but we

974
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: were both saying what can we do to to to

975
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: what can we do? And I said, it's about messaging,

976
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: it's about education. And another thing is sorry, don't let

977
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: your kids around men alone. That's I'm sorry to men

978
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: listening that are like I love kids, Then fucking write

979
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: TV shows for kids or make content for kids. You

980
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: do not trust your kids to be alone with men.

981
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: I can't hang with my nephews. Yes, you can because

982
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: your brother, your brother knows you. And if you said

983
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: that the strangers sometimes people in your inner circle, you

984
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: don't know it is true. But I would guess that

985
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 1: your brother knows you. Your brother I know knows you

986
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: well enough, and I know you well enough that I

987
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: know that you're not harboring that secret. I would know

988
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: that about at this point what I'm saying, And I

989
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: know you're like Nikki, this guy is trusted. I'm sure

990
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: he is. I'm just saying, listen, if one and four

991
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: guys who are like let's say one in eighty guys

992
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: that work in childcare as a child predator, are you

993
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: going to take that chance or are you gonna maybe

994
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: take the chance of one in thousands of women? Women

995
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: just aren't the one. And usually a lot of times

996
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 1: women who are doing abuse to children, sexual abuse are

997
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: doing it for a man in their life and are

998
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: part of like a you have an interview now a

999
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: lot of babysitters. I do have an interview with Conan people.

1000
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on inside Conan and listen. If I

1001
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about, set me straight, and

1002
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: also send me more Um every the other night when

1003
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: I asked for a recommendation of a pedophile documentary. But

1004
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: the other day, I just want to say, I asked

1005
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: on my Instagram for sex crime documentaries. I'm like, please

1006
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: send it my way. Every single one that got sent

1007
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: to me, I've seen. I've seen them all. If you

1008
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: can dig one up, I am a s I want

1009
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: to hear from you. Thank you so much for this

1010
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: week of shows. Sorry, I talked to much about molestation.

1011
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with me. I probably was

1012
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 1: molisted at at an age that I don't remember. Who knows.

1013
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,760
Speaker 1: We'll dig it up in my family constellation. Um. Also,

1014
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: don't be cut there, don't make a cool face, and

1015
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: Jack beingblja's quick