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Speaker 1: ruined Donald Trump's birthday. We're gonna get into that our
Speaker 1: very own Michael Costa is creating a new K pop supergroup,
Speaker 1: and Kim Kardashian has broken the Internet and history this time. Plus,
Speaker 1: Nigerian megastar Davido is joining us on the show tonight.
Speaker 1: Maybe he'll finally let me be a backup dancer in
Speaker 1: one of these musics. So let's do these people. Let's
Speaker 1: jump straight into today's headlines. Okay, let's kick things off
Speaker 1: with the mid terms as you probably know right now,
Speaker 1: in America, primary season is in full swing, and the
Speaker 1: primaries are the elections before the elections that determine what's
Speaker 1: going to happen in the elections before the main election. Anyway,
Speaker 1: last night four states held their primary elections, and it
Speaker 1: was actually a good night for Donald Jabberwaukee Trump. You see,
Speaker 1: in South Carolina, one of the few Republican congressmen who
Speaker 1: voted to impeach Trump lost bad after Trump campaigned hard
Speaker 1: against him. Yeah, and that's the weird thing about Trump.
Speaker 1: He might not remember how to speak English, but he'll
Speaker 1: never forget anyone who's done him wrong. And he's probably
Speaker 1: got like a revenge spreadsheet four hundred rows deep, just
Speaker 1: sitting there on the computer, like insered row format, enemy formula.
Speaker 1: Mike pants equal is not good print. Meanwhile, in Nevada
Speaker 1: an election, Denia won the Republican nomination for Secretary of States, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is the office that certifies the election. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and while that's not great for democracy, it is fantastic
Speaker 1: news for Donald Trump because you see, if this guy
Speaker 1: gets the job, that's like having your boy as your
Speaker 1: parole officer. You know, it's like no, no, don't worry, man,
Speaker 1: i'lp in the cup. We can't have you going away. Man.
Speaker 1: We got a party on Friday. The only blemish on
Speaker 1: the night for Donald was that one of the candidates
Speaker 1: he endorsed in South Carolina lost, and boy was she
Speaker 1: saw another South Carolina race gaining national attention is now decided.
Speaker 1: Representative Nancy Mace won the District one Republican primary against
Speaker 1: Trump endorsed candidate Katie Errington. Errington conceded, endorsing Mace and
Speaker 1: apologizing to former President Donald Trump and to Donald J. Trump, Sir,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I couldn't give you the birthday present that
Speaker 1: I wanted to give to you. But you will always
Speaker 1: be my number forty five, my number forty six. You
Speaker 1: know what, Hi, I don't know why anyone would think
Speaker 1: Trump supporters are a cult. It's just a normal woman
Speaker 1: apologizing to Trump for losing her election on his birthday.
Speaker 1: It's not a cult. This is a very normal thing.
Speaker 1: Please forgive me, dear leader. So normal, so normal. By
Speaker 1: the way, what was all that about. You always be
Speaker 1: my number forty five and my number forty six, because
Speaker 1: because I I get what she said, But like I know,
Speaker 1: Trump was the forty five president. But is she saying
Speaker 1: that he's still the president, because then he wouldn't be
Speaker 1: the president, he'd still be president. That's confusing. And if
Speaker 1: I'm confused, you best believe Donald Trump is really confused.
Speaker 1: Best believed he's probably probably watching that speech, like, wait,
Speaker 1: so I'm Joe Biden, what a test I should call
Speaker 1: him night, Jim Land. But let's move on to some
Speaker 1: international news coming out of the United Kingdom. America's a
Speaker 1: strange father. Like many countries around the world, the UK
Speaker 1: has been dealing with an influx of refugees over the
Speaker 1: past few years, and usually usually when a refugee flees
Speaker 1: their country, they have the right to apply to any
Speaker 1: nation in the world to take them in. But recently,
Speaker 1: in response to the large number of requests, the UK
Speaker 1: announced that they've struck a deal with the East African
Speaker 1: nation of Rwanda to take the refugees that we're trying
Speaker 1: to stay in the UK. Yeah, so, in a way,
Speaker 1: they did the geopolitical version of when your crush says no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you should totally date my friend. And now,
Speaker 1: obviously this arrangement has ruffled a few feathers, and before
Speaker 1: the UK could deport its first plane full of refugees.
Speaker 1: The European Court canceled the flights. The first flight of
Speaker 1: a controversial deportation plan by the UK was grounded at
Speaker 1: the eleventh hour. The plane was on the tarmac, it's
Speaker 1: engines had started and the cabin crew was seen boarding
Speaker 1: when the European Court of Human Rights intervened. Under the
Speaker 1: controversial government plan, anyone who arrived in Brittany legally in
Speaker 1: this year could be relocated to Rwanda, and once in
Speaker 1: Rwanda they'll be allowed to apply for asylum there, but
Speaker 1: not in Britain. Prime Minister Boris Johnson said it is
Speaker 1: about halting human trafficking. We have to interrupt the business
Speaker 1: model of the gangs. Human rights groups and church leaders
Speaker 1: have criticized the plan as immoral. Mm hmm. A tough
Speaker 1: story because usually when Boris Johnson takes a position, the
Speaker 1: opposite position is the right one. Yeah, that's why his
Speaker 1: hair is always like wherever he goes, I'm going the
Speaker 1: other way. But if I'm being honest, if you ignore Boris,
Speaker 1: the argument does make sense. Many gangs, smugglers and human
Speaker 1: traffickers have started abusing the refugee crisis to make money
Speaker 1: off of desperate migrants, right, and so by doing this,
Speaker 1: people who are genuinely trying to escape a war zone,
Speaker 1: they have a safe country to go to. But now
Speaker 1: the smugglers don't have a business anymore. Yeah, because no
Speaker 1: one's gonna pay you to smuggle them into Rwanda. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's true. If the UK wants its immigrants to leave,
Speaker 1: don't deport them. Just let them marry into the royal
Speaker 1: family and eventually they'll leave on their own. Long they
Speaker 1: get something, they get out. And can I just say
Speaker 1: as an African, As an African, I take a little
Speaker 1: bit of offense when human rights groups in Europe say
Speaker 1: you cannot send the refugees to Africa. Those are human
Speaker 1: beings and who lives in Africa get the fat out
Speaker 1: of here? Man? What does that mean? Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something. I know. I know some parts of
Speaker 1: Africa have it tough, but we've also got cities, we've
Speaker 1: got WiFi. You know, we've also got racist white people.
Speaker 1: You guys left them behind, acting like we don't got ship.
Speaker 1: Some of these Europeans think the only hotel in Rwanda
Speaker 1: is the Hotel Rwanda. Actually they've got a Radisson Radisson Blue.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's a waffle ba and everything. This
Speaker 1: is the problem. There's the problem when there's only one
Speaker 1: well known movie that takes place in your country. You know,
Speaker 1: it's all the people go on. It's like judging France
Speaker 1: based on Ratsatui. Not all the restaurants are run by rats.
Speaker 1: Because here Rwanda was trying to do something nice and
Speaker 1: then now they have to hear everyone talk shit about them.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you offer to donate a kidney to someone
Speaker 1: and that person was like, oh, no, thank you, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see if there's a more developed kidney. We're like, man,
Speaker 1: go pee blood than bitch. Let's move on to some
Speaker 1: other news. What do you get when the worlds of fashion,
Speaker 1: history and celebrity collide. Well, if you guessed Winston Churchill
Speaker 1: wearing kature at the Top Gun premiere, you're wrong. But
Speaker 1: that was a good guess. No. The big controversy that's
Speaker 1: blowing up the Internet right now is what Kim Kardashian
Speaker 1: did with Marilyn Monroe's dress. Well, one of the most
Speaker 1: iconic gowns in American fashion may now be damaged. A
Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe collector is making the claim after Kim Kardashian
Speaker 1: wore a dress belonging to Monroe to the met Galla
Speaker 1: last month, the collector says that there are missing crystals
Speaker 1: and several rips along the zipper on reward the dress
Speaker 1: while singing Happy Birthday to President Kennedy in two. There's
Speaker 1: no comment yet from Kardashian or rip please believe it
Speaker 1: or not who lent the dress to Kardashian. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes I feel bad for Kim Kardashian when she doesn't
Speaker 1: wear clothes, people are angry. When she does wear clothes,
Speaker 1: people are angry. What's a lady to do? But at
Speaker 1: the same time, Kim, what were you doing? The Marilyn
Speaker 1: Monroe dress is a one of a kind piece of
Speaker 1: American history, all right. It's one of the kind. That's it.
Speaker 1: The Medgala happens every year. People dressed like hamburgers there.
Speaker 1: You could have worn anything else, because if you're entrusted
Speaker 1: with a piece of American history, you better do everything
Speaker 1: you can to take care of it. Everything. I mean,
Speaker 1: just as an example, I recently bought the stove pipe
Speaker 1: hat that was worn by Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, And the
Speaker 1: reason I bought it is because it's the perfect Nato ball.
Speaker 1: It's like, holds it really well, keeps it in a
Speaker 1: nice height. You know, but you see it. But you see,
Speaker 1: when I'm done eating nachos out of it, I always
Speaker 1: make sure it's to rinse it out afterwards, because that's
Speaker 1: being respectful. Yeah, the man freed the slaves. Come on, y'all.
Speaker 1: So look, Kim obviously took a big risk with a
Speaker 1: delicate arts effect and a backfired But you know who
Speaker 1: deserves most of the blame here, Ripley's. Yeah, they're the
Speaker 1: ones who loaned the dress to Kim. And first of all,
Speaker 1: why does Ripley's believe it or not even own this
Speaker 1: dress in the first place. A woman wore a dress, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe that. I think I could wrap my head
Speaker 1: around that concept. But because Ripley's owns the dress, they're
Speaker 1: in charge of preserving it. So if they told her
Speaker 1: it was okay to wear it, that's on them, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, It's on them. Yeah. Like I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know about all the museum rules,
Speaker 1: what you can use, what you can't do with historical artifacts.
Speaker 1: I don't know any of that stuff. I only learned
Speaker 1: it from the story like if the Louve called me
Speaker 1: and they said I could kiss the Mona Lisa for
Speaker 1: a selfie, I would do it and I would use tone. So, look,
Speaker 1: a lot of people are at faults here, A lot
Speaker 1: of people have made mistakes. To make up for it.
Speaker 1: I think Ripley should have to sell the dress to
Speaker 1: a real museum that'll actually look after it properly. And
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian, well, she has to show up to next
Speaker 1: year's Mettgala wearing some of the other historic items from
Speaker 1: the Ripley's collection. Yeah, she still pulls it off. I
Speaker 1: don't know how she does it all right. And finally,
Speaker 1: like many tech companies who are writing hy during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: Netflix is now no longer having a good time. They
Speaker 1: share prices dropped, they lost two hundred thousand subscribers, and
Speaker 1: it turns out the new comedy special they bought from
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle was actually cake. So other than laying off
Speaker 1: employees and raising prices, Netflix has to figure out another
Speaker 1: way to convince us to come back and chill. And
Speaker 1: so that's why they've decided to pin their hopes on
Speaker 1: a tried and true franchise. This morning, Netflix says it
Speaker 1: is turning its smash hits Squid Game into a reality
Speaker 1: show competition series. Netflix released a promo announcing hasting for
Speaker 1: Squid Game the challenge. The new show is set to
Speaker 1: offer the largest cast prize in reality TV history, a
Speaker 1: a whomping four point five six million dollars. Squid Game is,
Speaker 1: of course a South Korean series on Netflix. The reality
Speaker 1: show is looking for English language speakers from any part
Speaker 1: of the world. Netflix has not announced how they planned
Speaker 1: to adapt the game, where contestants competed a series of
Speaker 1: schoolyard games. Wait wait wait what wait wait wait wait, no,
Speaker 1: no no. If you're gonna make Squid Game and nobody dies,
Speaker 1: then what's the point. So now I'm just watching people
Speaker 1: play Red Light, Green Light and Tug of War? What
Speaker 1: am I a camp counselor shift. I didn't even watch
Speaker 1: the kids when I was camp counselor, and don't worry,
Speaker 1: most of them didn't drown. I'm just saying this show
Speaker 1: was already about a game show, so you don't need
Speaker 1: to make a game show about it. You know, if
Speaker 1: you want to do this, you should take like a
Speaker 1: normal Netflix show and from that into a game show
Speaker 1: that makes more sense, like Stranger Things. Yeah. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: could put a bunch of contestants in the high school
Speaker 1: and see how long it takes until someone notices they're
Speaker 1: actually years old. Either way, I'm just saying they're going
Speaker 1: to find something more interesting than cutting out cookies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what they should do. One of the challenges
Speaker 1: should be you have to try to find the good
Speaker 1: shows on Netflix. Yeah. Let me tell you know. Half
Speaker 1: the people are dying in that game. They're just like
Speaker 1: which menu, which menu? All right, that's it for the headlines.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to something that everyone loves. It's time
Speaker 1: to check in on today's lots or numbers? What do say? Slow?
Speaker 1: And everybody so excited? Let's going on? How you doing? Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello friends, Now listen, I'm just here to do this
Speaker 1: here a lot of Okay, Now, I know you've had
Speaker 1: other correspondence out here. I will not name names, but
Speaker 1: they don't want to get you the weather, they don't
Speaker 1: want to give you the traffic. I've noticed, and I
Speaker 1: have bills to pay, so I have no problem doing
Speaker 1: my job. So all right, let's do it. Let's get
Speaker 1: into the lat get into the lotto. Now I know
Speaker 1: that there's no cash prize. Let's not talk about that.
Speaker 1: Let's just do the lot. Welcome you jump into it.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right? Uh? Seven? Okay? Four? Wait? Wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait? What
Speaker 1: are you just making up numbers and then they're popping
Speaker 1: up on the screen. No numbers have existed for thousands
Speaker 1: of years. I didn't make you up. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, are you just saying a number? And then like,
Speaker 1: where's the machine? You don't need a machine? Where are
Speaker 1: you just trying to replace me as it's a self
Speaker 1: checkout situation. No, I'm not trying to replace you. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, where's the machine that chooses the numbers? Oh?
Speaker 1: I can choose numbers. I'm a college graduate. You just
Speaker 1: want random numbers like that should be random? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: can give you a random number. Here, say a number? Okay? Wrong? Nineteen? No.
Speaker 1: By the way, listen, I was hearing what you were
Speaker 1: saying before my girl Kimberly. No, well, Kardashian, why they
Speaker 1: keep coming from a girlfriend, Why they keep coming for
Speaker 1: my girl? Always supposed to be mad that she bore
Speaker 1: this dress? And it might have reaped a little bit
Speaker 1: and some sequence came off. Have y'all worn a dress
Speaker 1: with sequence? If you start with a dress and sequence,
Speaker 1: you don't end with a dress and sequence. That lets
Speaker 1: me know that y'all never gonna know where nice before
Speaker 1: or you've never been to a Swarrey obvia slick. That's
Speaker 1: how these dresses work. Okay, that's not her fault. Plus,
Speaker 1: why would you give her this dress? You know that
Speaker 1: dress didn't fit. We all know that dress didn't fit.
Speaker 1: And why do we know that dress didn't fit because
Speaker 1: usually we see Kim Kardashan at the met galler, she's
Speaker 1: giving your body all of it. She had on a
Speaker 1: jacket around her waist the whole time. That dress didn't
Speaker 1: zip shut exactly. You've never been in a dress then
Speaker 1: zip shut? What do you have a shawl on all nights? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's never been eleven pm the night before primary? You're like, well,
Speaker 1: just dressed, don't fit shaw They took a two ass
Speaker 1: and put it in the nineteen sixties jacks. You took
Speaker 1: a white lady dress and put a black lady ass
Speaker 1: and of course there was not going to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but do say I think The Biggert argument people were
Speaker 1: having is they're saying that that dress is a historical artifact.
Speaker 1: That's why Kim wouldn't have wanted. I think that's what
Speaker 1: they're saying. Oh okay, well listen, if you let me
Speaker 1: get ahold of like a historical artifacts they like George
Speaker 1: Washington's wig out. I am straightening that bitch, and I'm
Speaker 1: in everything in Atlanta. You're worrying it. Listen. They've been
Speaker 1: accusing us the years for having horse hair, and now
Speaker 1: I bought some real horse hair, and I'm out here swag,
Speaker 1: surfend and everything. And I got Thomas Jeffer's wig out
Speaker 1: here too. All right, let's get the rest of the
Speaker 1: lots of numbers please. Oh yeah, Fatty eight seven? Ah, congratulations, mommy,
Speaker 1: you just white timing. We couldn't win. Time to kind
Speaker 1: of win. Don't slowing everybody but family kind of wig
Speaker 1: don't go away because if you break, Michael Copter is
Speaker 1: gonna become a kid talk super star. You don't want
Speaker 1: to miss it. No, don't family, No tell me no,
Speaker 1: TI welcome back to the day show. You know, even
Speaker 1: if you've been living under a rock for the past
Speaker 1: ten years, you still Know Who. BTS is the superstar
Speaker 1: K pop group that has taken the world by storm,
Speaker 1: but office selling to US Grammy nominations and being valued
Speaker 1: at a hundred million dollars, the band has decided it's
Speaker 1: time to take a break. The wildly popular K pop
Speaker 1: group BTS announcing they are taking some time apart, saying
Speaker 1: they've hit a rough patch and want to work on
Speaker 1: solo projects. Armies on Twitter overwhelmingly supportive of the boy's
Speaker 1: decision to rest and recalibrate young kooks, saying, two fans,
Speaker 1: We're each going to take some time to have fun
Speaker 1: and experience a lot of things we promised. We will
Speaker 1: return someday, even more mature than we are now. I'm
Speaker 1: not crying. You guys are greg He's terrible, you know.
Speaker 1: I feel like people would rather deal with their parents
Speaker 1: splitting up than Bats. Who do I want to live
Speaker 1: with after the divorce? John Cooke? Mom? I want to
Speaker 1: live at John Cooke's house. I don't worry people. Bats
Speaker 1: is not over forever. This is not Internet Explorer. They
Speaker 1: will be coming back, but with BTS on hiatus, that
Speaker 1: does mean that this room for someone else to move
Speaker 1: up in the k pop game. And our very own
Speaker 1: Michael Costa is just the man to try. In his
Speaker 1: brand new segments, Costa can do its jobs. They're the
Speaker 1: best way to avoid your family all day. There's all
Speaker 1: kinds of jobs in this world, and I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: them all because I'm Michael Costa. And this this Costa
Speaker 1: can do ka pop. It's the Korean music sensations sweeping
Speaker 1: the globe. These are some very talented entertainers. They have
Speaker 1: to sing, they have to dance, they even have to
Speaker 1: learn Korean. It's a tough job. But you know what
Speaker 1: tough jobs or what Costa does. Let's dance hit me
Speaker 1: like this. I am here with kay pop superband P
Speaker 1: one Harmony all. They're gonna teach me a thing or two,
Speaker 1: and I may even teach them a thing or two. Fellas,
Speaker 1: let's get to work. I'm ready. Who are you, Michael Costa?
Speaker 1: This is my segment called Costa Can't do it. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to be a K pop star. Do it like this? Right?
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. This is definitely not gonna happen,
Speaker 1: not with us out of these now. Just we don't
Speaker 1: even know who you are. You just showed up here.
Speaker 1: I don't know who I am. Costa can do it.
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm just a Joe Schmo. I know
Speaker 1: how to move. Jo Joe Schmo is like an average dude.
Speaker 1: I'm not average. I'm exceptional. Give us one second, please,
Speaker 1: it'd be great. I just want to be a star,
Speaker 1: just like you. Appreciate you. Okay, day Talk would be
Speaker 1: the seventh member doing one of my moves. That's a
Speaker 1: good okay. Fine. So basically, uh, they said that, uh,
Speaker 1: you make them very sad and that you should Yeah. Sorry,
Speaker 1: m all right. So I guess I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: a K pop star. But Pete and Harmony is still
Speaker 1: my boys. I got mad love and to practice. All right,
Speaker 1: do you show do your show. I'm sorry, I guess
Speaker 1: you talked to us. All right, don't go away, joining
Speaker 1: us right off to the break. We'll go right back
Speaker 1: tlcome back to the Day Show. My guest tonight as
Speaker 1: Nigerian American artist and producer David. He's here to talk
Speaker 1: about his us Summatore and his new single stand Strong.
Speaker 1: Please welcome David, also like the welcome back. Last time
Speaker 1: we were together, you you were with me like a
Speaker 1: tiny little room crowd. I was, I was like finding
Speaker 1: new people. Yeah, people, Yeah, you you were celebrating people
Speaker 1: as well. I think since I've seen you what you
Speaker 1: went and sold out the O two arena again. You
Speaker 1: can congratulations on that. You know, you're back on the
Speaker 1: world and you're back a thing. My favorite, my favorite
Speaker 1: part of being an artist musician has always been performing,
Speaker 1: being on the road, and for that to be taken
Speaker 1: away from me, it was really really sad. But we're
Speaker 1: happy that, you know, you know, chicks is are you know,
Speaker 1: everything is getting back to normal. We can do our
Speaker 1: full capacity shows. We can have a beautiful crowd like this.
Speaker 1: It was, I said, was there anything weird that happened
Speaker 1: to you that? You know? I know a lot of
Speaker 1: performers when they came back, it was like it was
Speaker 1: like a shock for them, Like some athletes would talk
Speaker 1: about how they weren't used to a crowd cheering people
Speaker 1: talk like, you know, did you have anything like that? Um, yes,
Speaker 1: especially like I was out in the U A E. Right,
Speaker 1: and then obviously I'm used to having thousands and thousands
Speaker 1: of people in the crowd. And then they booked us
Speaker 1: for a show, but the restrictions was that they can
Speaker 1: be at the show, but there has to be like
Speaker 1: space between the tables, but they can't stand up. And
Speaker 1: most of my songs is dancing songs like so I
Speaker 1: remember and guess what I remember. So I'm forming and
Speaker 1: it's like they want to get up, but they're just
Speaker 1: looking at me. So I'm like, I'm like, yo, I can't.
Speaker 1: This is so boring. So I went on the table
Speaker 1: and I'm tending everybody. I'm tending everybody stand up. They're like,
Speaker 1: so I remember after the show, I got in trouble
Speaker 1: with the promoter, got in trouble, get that close. But
Speaker 1: you know, performing it gets rent with the crowd. Is
Speaker 1: like that gives the artists the end, gives you the life,
Speaker 1: It gives you the feeling again, swim back. This time
Speaker 1: I wasn't there. Everybody stood up. Everyone like we're gonna
Speaker 1: start for the last time, We're gonna make up. Put
Speaker 1: By the way, ah, happy belates on birthday. Since I've
Speaker 1: seen you turn nine and it was November. Can can
Speaker 1: I just say this is one of the craziest and
Speaker 1: most magical things I've ever seen in my life. So
Speaker 1: I know you started this as a joke, but you
Speaker 1: for your birthday you. You posted your venmo to social media. Yes,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what happened. Okay, tell me what happened.
Speaker 1: Tell me what happened. So, because I wait, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what the story was, and then you'll tell me
Speaker 1: what happened. So here he was. David posted his venmo
Speaker 1: to social media and was like, everybody give me money
Speaker 1: for my birthday, right, and then people send half a
Speaker 1: million dollars? Yeah? So and then you were like, because
Speaker 1: I want to rescue my Rods Royce, which I want
Speaker 1: to ship that my brother Rose Royce. OK So let's
Speaker 1: shop the story. Let's not the story. So it was
Speaker 1: two things. I really wanted this watch for my birthday,
Speaker 1: and I wanted like my management and my personal team
Speaker 1: to get it. So it started off as your David
Speaker 1: wants this watch, let's all put in money. And then
Speaker 1: by mistake, my manager sends one of the messages to me,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, what watch? So that that was there
Speaker 1: was so and then after I was like, yo, actually
Speaker 1: we shall Because I'm the one that's always given you know,
Speaker 1: I never really the one to receive presidents. I'm the
Speaker 1: one always giving presents. I'm doing always making sure that
Speaker 1: everybody is okay. So I'm like, you know, this year,
Speaker 1: I'm putting myself first for me. So um, I was
Speaker 1: like me and my friend was in the balcony. I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, should I put my account and see
Speaker 1: if that ship if it if it gets lit he said.
Speaker 1: I said, I have one accounts I don't really use,
Speaker 1: like DUTs, and the balance on that account was like zero.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you zero. So I tweeted. I was like,
Speaker 1: I just shipped the ros Royce to Nigeria. You know,
Speaker 1: so the price of the car is basically the same
Speaker 1: when you're trying to clear it. So because of double
Speaker 1: just like an essay to s if you buy a
Speaker 1: car five thousand dollars went to get it off the
Speaker 1: ship back home, you're paying like another four thousand, you know,
Speaker 1: because of the taxes. So I'm like, yeah, I'm about
Speaker 1: to just have my friends giving money and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go ship get the car out. So I put
Speaker 1: it up because you gotta free the rolls Royce. Obviously
Speaker 1: I'll put I'll put it up two minutes um equivalent
Speaker 1: to don't I'm gonna say the house the Mountain dollars
Speaker 1: twenty thousand and like seven minutes. I'm like, ah, you damn.
Speaker 1: I went to go take a shower. I come back,
Speaker 1: it's like seventy thousand. I'm like, so, you know, when
Speaker 1: I started doing I started calling out people like famous
Speaker 1: people like, hey, come on, you know I gave you
Speaker 1: a hit song last there, come on, come on. I'm
Speaker 1: like everybody. I'm like everybody that I've helped, everybody I've
Speaker 1: helped whichever way. That's why just tours, Kobe Rise by
Speaker 1: lifting others, everybody that has helped in every way, just
Speaker 1: donate money to me. And he came up to I
Speaker 1: was scared. He came up to how much? Six six
Speaker 1: hundred thousand, six hundred thousand, And at this point, I'm like,
Speaker 1: can I keep this? Like so much is going on
Speaker 1: in the world. Um, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: I can't be that insensitive. And I just felt, you know,
Speaker 1: I spoke to my dad. He's my like my mentor.
Speaker 1: I just picked up the phone. Hey, so you know,
Speaker 1: you know, you know we can't keep going money, right,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was like, I was like, we think
Speaker 1: the same, Like, you know, I was already thinking that
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying because you know, people even dope,
Speaker 1: like people like now, a lot of people was like, no,
Speaker 1: keeping You've done so much for the community, can I
Speaker 1: tell you like this? It's funny you say that because
Speaker 1: like one thing that I've learned around the world, Nigerian's
Speaker 1: love giving people money, especially when they've done something they like.
Speaker 1: I remember, like I would. I did a comedy show
Speaker 1: once in South Africa and you just do the show
Speaker 1: and then you're done. And then after the show and
Speaker 1: Nigerian I came up to me after and it was
Speaker 1: like he was like treble. That was one of the funniest.
Speaker 1: It shook my hand and it was just a wad
Speaker 1: of cash and I was like, no, you know what
Speaker 1: is happening. Yeah, and he was like that's what a
Speaker 1: good show. I was like, they paid me already, is
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, so I can see it. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So all we did. Um. You know, I woke up
Speaker 1: the next day reflecting, you know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: I just reflected my whole life and how God has
Speaker 1: blessed me so much, and you know me and we decided,
Speaker 1: you know, as a family and as a team, you know,
Speaker 1: to donate all six hundred thousand dollars to orphanages around Nigeria.
Speaker 1: My man, my man, and I love that it was
Speaker 1: you so we are just just for accountability, you know,
Speaker 1: just for accountability. Took like two months. You know, you
Speaker 1: have to know which orphanage is real. We gotta. I
Speaker 1: had to send people to each like every manage, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So it was taking like two months, right,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll start getting twos like man, this dude
Speaker 1: kept it because like after that, I bought like two
Speaker 1: more cars and then people like those are the couples
Speaker 1: now Lamborghini and I bought. But that was just my money,
Speaker 1: you know, people like, yep, that's it, that's that's that's it, fans.
Speaker 1: After two months, you know, I did a spreadsheet, you know,
Speaker 1: and I had you know, everything was accountability or every
Speaker 1: wire every year, every money that we spent, you know,
Speaker 1: went to that cause. And I'm happy that in my
Speaker 1: lifetime I got to do that, you know what, to
Speaker 1: be remembered for that just fun, man. I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that, you know, a joke that turned into
Speaker 1: something big and then you brought it back around. I
Speaker 1: also like that there's some fans who are gonna see
Speaker 1: you now driving your car to be like those are
Speaker 1: my wheels? You know? Listen, no, listen, I was saying that.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's how you're driving this kind of
Speaker 1: like now is it all that body? That's all I
Speaker 1: got this? And um, let's talk about the tour man
Speaker 1: like like you said, you told me about the title,
Speaker 1: and you know you you've really been an artist too.
Speaker 1: Has gone from just making hit songs that are fun
Speaker 1: to hit songs that are fun and also have a
Speaker 1: meaning behind them. Your new single Stands Strong has inspired people.
Speaker 1: It becomes an anthem. You know. This happened obviously in
Speaker 1: Nigeria as well with end songs. Why stands Strong? And
Speaker 1: then what why the new tour name? Because I like
Speaker 1: this idea that they have in and around music again,
Speaker 1: let me start with stands Strong? Um, you know, obviously
Speaker 1: like people know me, I make, you know, I make
Speaker 1: My music makes people smile and move, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But this time I was really inspired. Like
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, Kanye West and the Sunday
Speaker 1: Service Quiet actually did a remix to my song you know,
Speaker 1: and if I'm saying I love you, I love you,
Speaker 1: that's nothing. But they changed it to Jesus, I love you.
Speaker 1: They're like, I don't know. That was a remix. That
Speaker 1: was like the remix. So since then, I've always wanted
Speaker 1: an opportunity to, you know, be able to perform with them.
Speaker 1: And then West was doing his listening party in the
Speaker 1: Mercedes Best Stadium in Atlanta where he had all that,
Speaker 1: and then I met Jason, met the choir. We flew
Speaker 1: out to l A. I was like, Yo, how can
Speaker 1: we connect this African music with this beautiful thing you
Speaker 1: guys are doing. And also I wanted to challenge myself,
Speaker 1: you know, to make to make different kindomies that we
Speaker 1: came together and it's all. It's beautiful, man, It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: The tour has a great message. You're gonna be in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: You're gonna be Embarston. You've got all the tour dates online. Yes,
Speaker 1: congratulate you on African Senior again. So I want to
Speaker 1: say this, yeah, yes, So with the tour we rise
Speaker 1: by lifting others. It is basically me not only bringing
Speaker 1: myself to the America, also bringing everything else African food,
Speaker 1: African fashion. This was done by an African designer. On
Speaker 1: the tour, you only wearing African designers right, my cost beats.
Speaker 1: I'm only wearing African designers. I'm only eating African food.
Speaker 1: I'm having African chefs come in do food backstage. I
Speaker 1: quick and dass a while it's not a good only
Speaker 1: moving before we're coming together, or realize that you taken
Speaker 1: a lot by when that is a beautiful message, and
Speaker 1: yet you brought me no Joel off to the show.
Speaker 1: We'll we'll talk about it next time. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: it next time. I'm good to seeing you. Congregulation and
Speaker 1: amaze until thanks. Frong is out now and so our tickets.
Speaker 1: But we rise by lifting others. That's the tour. Make
Speaker 1: sure to get it all right. We're gonna take a
Speaker 1: quick freck. We'll go right back again. Well that's our
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