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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today On This Is Important. Four dudes at

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Speaker 1: home and they weren't there too. Alright, right, you called

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Speaker 1: me Jimmy Capps. I think we've all had a pocket

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Speaker 1: rocker from time to time, and he's a runner up

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Speaker 1: for Best Video this week. Be sure and vote strap

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Speaker 1: in Shoot Friendship Friends Finish, what's up? My best friends,

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Speaker 1: best friend, mother fucking best friends. That's my best friends friend,

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Speaker 1: my best friend, my best friend, my motherfucking best friend,

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Speaker 1: and he was my best friend. I wish I had

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Speaker 1: my tambourine for he is my best friend. That's my

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Speaker 1: best friend. Oh, remix Making the Stallion comes in. Okay,

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Speaker 1: good job. Do you think Megan the Stallion stole that

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Speaker 1: from us? Do you think she works for U S?

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Speaker 1: And l heard our other bits and she was like,

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Speaker 1: these guys were onto something and then took that bit

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Speaker 1: from us from an old sketch that we made more

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Speaker 1: than fifteen years ago. Yes, absolutely, she used to be

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Speaker 1: Megan Megan the comedian she did and then just change

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Speaker 1: some letters. Yes, I remember that. She was very funny. Too,

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Speaker 1: Megan the comedian. Have we ever played all the best

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Speaker 1: Friends track on the pod? Should we like throw to

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Speaker 1: it and come back play it for the people? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's play Okay, early early music for y'all. If you're

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Speaker 1: waking up, here's some music for y'all. This one for

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Speaker 1: all the best friends out there, if you're waking up,

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Speaker 1: or even if it's even if it's in the afternoon,

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Speaker 1: or even if you post work out, whatever you're doing.

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Speaker 1: We feel right. You know, you should think about your

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Speaker 1: best friends and after this if you're not currently like

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Speaker 1: living with your best friends and seeing them all the time.

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Speaker 1: Give him a shout, give him a calleve. Want to

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Speaker 1: love about this podcast? I get to see my best

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Speaker 1: friends all the time. Okay, roll that beautiful bean footage blake,

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Speaker 1: even if it's at midnight, have fun. Yeah, looking at

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Speaker 1: we know, watching rain, roll down, reading for my best friend.

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Speaker 1: But it's nowhere around. Can't waiting, I can't see you

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Speaker 1: picked up those gigs. We can have a bob you

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Speaker 1: you shell be a dude. Yeah, night beltst frown my

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Speaker 1: best friend, my best friend that I don my best friend,

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Speaker 1: my best friend, best friend, day that died. Look getting

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Speaker 1: out the window, watch cars drive by eyes. Just thinking

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Speaker 1: about you makes me want to cry. This is so

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Speaker 1: much since you've been away, of the people started to

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Speaker 1: think that I might be gay, But I just thank

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Speaker 1: you are really cool, dude. And sometimes that night I

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Speaker 1: see you in the stars on my best friend, on

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Speaker 1: my best friend, on my best friend, and thin that

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Speaker 1: I my beast friend, on my beast ground, on my

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Speaker 1: beast frond day, that my fast friend, my best friend,

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Speaker 1: my best on, my bast framd on my bastgram on

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Speaker 1: my bass gramp, my bast friend on my best friend,

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Speaker 1: my best gramd you on my best friend, You're my

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Speaker 1: best friend, ya my bass graend. And and we're back.

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Speaker 1: We're back. How about that song, man, I have a

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Speaker 1: lot of fond memories of that song. It's given us

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Speaker 1: a lot of mileage. We've performed it on Conan Conan

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Speaker 1: O'Brien's We did well. Conan played the guitar for it

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Speaker 1: on Conan We do This. I almost did this on

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Speaker 1: Instagram yesterday and then I just got busy and forgot.

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Speaker 1: But like a Conan O'Brien appreciation day, yes we should

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Speaker 1: do it. Holy fucking shit, Conan, Oh Brian, Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: the best, the absolute man. Well, he he was the

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Speaker 1: very first person that gave us a shot on late Night,

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Speaker 1: the first ones that that right. Yeah, I'm not even

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Speaker 1: talking about like associated to us and like the favors

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Speaker 1: influencing us in ways we didn't even know then writing

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Speaker 1: on The Simpsons. I wasn't a huge Simpsons guy, but

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Speaker 1: I respect the funk out of the show. And then

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Speaker 1: his talk show fucking blew my mind. I watched it

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Speaker 1: every night in high school and college. Un Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: dude is great. I would stay up very late to

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Speaker 1: watch his show just because, like the sketches were so insane,

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Speaker 1: hell we want. We did Wizards there, we did best Friends.

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Speaker 1: honestly really likes the Wizards. The Wizards is there. It's

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Speaker 1: not us, but it's our friends from an alternate uh realm.

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Speaker 1: And I showed Chloe the album. She loved it, and

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Speaker 1: holy shit, this is absolutely insane. We had dancers, you

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Speaker 1: guys were super famous rappers and I said, no, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't us, it was the Wizards. Well, one of the

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Speaker 1: coolest things about that performance is we asked asked Coney

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Speaker 1: and sure enough, watch the clip. It was a reality

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Speaker 1: and he like, didn't you say the guys from Workaholics

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Speaker 1: Last Minute couldn't be here because we couldn't Because we

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Speaker 1: and so our friends had to come in from the

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Speaker 1: alternate universe and do the song. Yeah. I still think

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Speaker 1: one of our greatest ideas that we haven't done yet

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Speaker 1: the Wizards. So the Up and Smoke Tour was like

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Speaker 1: several different acts, right, like different rappers. So who is

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Speaker 1: taking from the Up and Smoke Tour is the theatrics.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're taking from it. Well, you know what

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Speaker 1: I say, here's what we do. Here's what we do. Guys,

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Speaker 1: the Wizards first, we ask Eminem. Obviously the Wizards. We

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Speaker 1: the rapping wizards and people were like, it's been done,

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Speaker 1: and a beat. Do you mean young ZL did not blake?

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Speaker 1: spells well. Uh. He was actually interested in like actually

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Speaker 1: thank you. I want to bring it back. Was there

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Speaker 1: something else he wanted to say to him? Tina Coco

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Speaker 1: That's the damn he said? He said, no, no, this

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Speaker 1: Bud Dwyer, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't stop me. Where was that? It's a video

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Speaker 1: on the internet of a live suicide. If you're into

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Speaker 1: watching that kind of stuff, I'm sure you can google

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Speaker 1: So it makes it even creepier just because it's kind

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Speaker 1: up from Mike Judge. Alright, let's appreciate my judge for

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Speaker 1: you think maybe that could be the documentary we make?

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Speaker 1: it was like even the other parts of the like

421
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: we tried, like there's so many different versions and parts

422
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: in that song that it's like you said, you do it. Wow, Yeah,

423
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: you're a true talent. Can we just take a minute

424
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 1: to appreciate gyles be boxing. I never stopped love the guy,

425
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Thank you. It was a rendition.

426
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: It was just a rendition of Skinny Boys jock box. Uh.

427
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: But which, by the way, the album Waitless is got tracks.

428
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,959
Speaker 1: That's not the only track. And then we we were

429
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: going on we were doing some kind of tour or

430
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: big live event and I remember we reached out and

431
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: we were trying to find the Skinny Boys and they

432
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: were unreachable. We could not find them. We put feelers out,

433
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: We contacted the the label. They were like, we have

434
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 1: no idea where these guys are. That song came out,

435
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,239
Speaker 1: you know, thirty years ago, and uh and we're kind

436
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: of shipped out of luck. I don't think the people

437
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: who own the song we're doing us any favors, you

438
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, they absolutely didn't care. They

439
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 1: were like, oh yeah, I go funk yourselves. Well yeah,

440
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: they're like, just pay us, but shout out to the

441
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 1: Skinny Boys if you're out there. We'd love to get

442
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: in contact with it because I think, uh, you know,

443
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: if we ever take the podcast out on tour, which

444
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: we would like to do at some point, you know, uh,

445
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: we would love for them to come on and uh

446
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: and maybe open up the show for us. That'd be

447
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: so fun. That would be insane. Let's fuck, let's get

448
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: some money and you guys don't even have to talk

449
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: to us. You can. You can show up and say, hey,

450
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: what's up guys? Uh, fuck you perform kill it and

451
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: then be like, all right, we're out here, guys. We'll

452
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: see you the next city for sure. Yeah, you don't

453
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: need to talk to us. The Skinny Boys are in

454
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: that story though the Skinny Boys are like dick, pretty rude. Yeah,

455
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm just I don't Hey, I don't know how they

456
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: feel we took their voices and put them on a

457
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: fucking TV show thirty years later. I don't know if

458
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: they're like stoked on it. I wonder how I want.

459
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: They have to have someone in their lives. This is

460
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: why it's a good documentary. Yeah, they have to have

461
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: someone in their lives that showed them or told them.

462
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 1: They're not completely ignorant right now, right they have to

463
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: have known that they're song was the theme song too. Yeah,

464
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't assume they're completely ignorant. Yeah, they happen, you

465
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: would think so. Yeah, Yeah, for sure it'd be a

466
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: great dog. It's a good and now I see the

467
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: hook finding skinny sending love their way. Can we just

468
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: take a moment to appreciate the Skinny Boys? Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

469
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: searching for skinny let's do it. They were um kind

470
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: of a commercial response to the Fat Boys. Uh, and

471
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: we just lost a fat boy. And I don't think

472
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: I'm young enough to remember that dude's name because I've

473
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: never had their stuff. I do remember my friend Ray

474
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: Weaver had like a mini tape. I mean old enough, right, yeah? Yeah, yeah,

475
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: sorry I was I'm not old enough, but my homie

476
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: had a little They were like these mini tapes that

477
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: they sold for these like fake walkman, what really do

478
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 1: you guys know what I'm talking about? And they would

479
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: have like one song on them. I mean this is like,

480
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: this is like seven. Yeah, we were true children. It

481
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: sounds like a tight what was it called? Tiger or

482
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: tiger tiger not the wrapper tiger with a little tail. Yeah,

483
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: electronic device? Yes, what was it called? That was like, uh,

484
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: what would you do? Prize like tiger like Cassio and

485
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 1: tiger keyboard bicycle and whistle blowpops. Whistle pops. Whistle blowpops

486
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: were a problem at my middle school. Oh yeah, I

487
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:35,479
Speaker 1: loved I love the rings, the blowpop rings, ring pops.

488
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: Can we just fucking appreciate candy? Are still fantastic. Ring

489
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: pops are so good, like a few suckers captured that.

490
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: That's what I'm most looking forward to of having kids

491
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: is like having a reason to be like, you know,

492
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: let's uh, let's go down the candy I real quick,

493
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: because I don't really funk with candy as an adult

494
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: because I'm worried about jawline. But as soon as you

495
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: have a kid, you're like, well, I have to give

496
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: them so high fruit toast corn syrup, you know, and

497
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: it's all good. If I gained some weight on my dad,

498
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: now yeah, it's all it's okay. I'm a dad. I

499
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: can strap some on. Its fine. When I was a kid,

500
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: I remember, I would uh, I had all kinds of

501
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: weird side hustles. So I would then take that money.

502
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: That's what you call them. That's what I called them

503
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: when I was robbing the neighborhood kids, and I would

504
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: take that money that I got from my illegal paper

505
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: route and also robbing the neighborhood kids, and I would

506
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: get all the ring pops. Baby, it was a ring

507
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: pop mob I walked down, I'd lower this the seat

508
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: on my bike and just roll with all ring pops

509
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: up on the handles, flash and we let them know.

510
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: That would actually be kind of a cool flex. There

511
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: should be somebody who gets a ring pop that's an

512
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: actual like bejeweled ring pop. That would be great and

513
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: walk a red carpet with it or something. I could

514
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: I could see someone doing that. Do a quick a

515
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: quick little circle back real quick. It's called the Conan O'Brien.

516
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: We love him. It's just we love him. He's underrated. Uh.

517
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: It's called a pocket rock pocket rocker. That's what my Okay,

518
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: we've all had a pocket rocker from time to time.

519
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: A pocket rocker. That's the tiny tape, tiny tape pocket rocker. Yeah,

520
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Hey, you want to see my

521
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: pocket rocker? Excuse me? Yeah, Oh, it's a thing I

522
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: got a eBay from my childhood. Yeah, right, what else

523
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: would it be. I'm just running lines. Yeah, just a

524
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: product that's been a product that's been dead for over

525
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: thirty years. I'm in this scene with like eighty nine

526
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: people just running lines. Yeah, this show takes place. It's tough.

527
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: It's tough. Yeah. Sorry, it's from my show Workaholics. Haven't

528
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: you guys been done with that for like four or

529
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: five years now? No, there's nine new stars. We do

530
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: it every week. It's like it's a big ensembles, Like

531
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: that's the whole thing. That's all I have. Though. To me,

532
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: this is still Workaholics. I still call this work. I

533
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: gotta go. I think legally you can't. Legally you can't

534
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: say that we expunge that please, and we were dead

535
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: reback that from the record. Sorry strike that, Sorry, King,

536
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: I heart's gonna come down swinging on us. That would

537
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: be a problem. Tiger Beat. Did that have anything to

538
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: do with Tiger Beat that magazine? I know no, but

539
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: tigers have always and will always just be something we

540
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: talk about. Yeah, people love. Can we just give a

541
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: shout out it's does Tiger Beat exists? Because that seems

542
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: kind of creepy. So that was like teenage boys in magazines,

543
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: right and girls? I think it was. Yeah, it was.

544
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: It was like a magazine for young people and young

545
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: stars specifically right like j T. So then people would

546
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: cut them out and put them on their on their walls.

547
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: But I think it was gear more towards Little Girl.

548
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: It was just like Will Smith and River Phoenix, and

549
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: it was Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Zachary ty Brian and

550
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: anyone with three names kind of got on the cover.

551
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: Mark Paul Gossler, Mark Paul Gossler, it's a Gossler. Gossner,

552
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: It's Gossler. You nailed it, I know. I second guess myself.

553
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: I thought, was Gossner wrong again? And can we kind

554
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: of give him his flowers right now, because he's still

555
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: out there working, right, Let's give him his flowers. Who

556
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: tell Mark Paul, Yeah, he's working. I can can attest

557
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: you got a little story. Yeah, I was. He kind

558
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: of swooped, my boy, he did. He did. I was

559
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: on a pilot for something called Mixed Dish, spin off

560
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: to Blackish, and they were like, I don't like you

561
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: cut me and replace me with Mark Paul Gossler, who's

562
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: killing it. But here's the best part is that in

563
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: the end of the movie Game over Man, um mark

564
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: the number one movie of all time on Netflix. Check

565
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: it out Game over Man. Everyone loves it. Check it out,

566
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: number one movie on Netflix of all time. Uh. We

567
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,959
Speaker 1: are approached by Mark Cuban, who goes, we love your

568
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: guys story from the movie. We want to turn this

569
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: story in the movie into a video game. And we're like,

570
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's gonna be so cool when we're

571
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: in a video game. He's like, yeah, but we're gonna

572
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: replace you with better looking, well known actors. And I said,

573
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: Mark Paul Gossler for me, And really at the end

574
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: of the movie is like us, I'm doing air quotes.

575
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: But we're replaced with Seawan Aston for Adam, Kara del

576
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: Avine for you, and Ark Paul Gossler for me. And

577
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: he had to have approved that, I think, and then

578
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: he fucking really replaced me. For he's not crying. He's

579
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: not crying. You can't see it that he's not he's

580
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: not crying. He isn't crying. If you think he's crying,

581
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: he isn't. I mean, that's like, what the funk is that?

582
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: That's some that's some higher level ship right there? Right,

583
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: let's how you know? God is the funniest one out?

584
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: Thank you God? Well that's weird because actually I was

585
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: supposed to be the enchantress in suicide Squad? Is that

586
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: who Cardelvin was? There's no way to do? What the fuck? Right?

587
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 1: And now we're back. I'm glad we took that wall.

588
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: Now we're back. Have you ever been fired off anything

589
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: Blaker's you ever got other than the McDonald's commercial. I

590
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: got cut out of that cut out? But have I

591
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: been recast? Not? To my knowledge? I I feel like

592
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: I didn't. I've never watched anything I've ever done, so

593
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: anything's possible. Not to my knowledge. Is the funniest thing

594
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: you could have said right there? Blake, not to my knowledge.

595
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: When I did the one little I did a little

596
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: part in Entourage and it was a scene with Jeremy Piven,

597
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: and I remember I was like, I was hell and nervous,

598
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: and I was kind of like kind of like biffing

599
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: my lines a little bit. And I remember Piven being like, bro,

600
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: you don't sew it up. You're getting axed. Dude. He

601
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: shook me to the bone. That's so cool. I love

602
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: that he thinks that's his job. Wait what he said?

603
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: You were getting cut dude. He's like, come on, Blake,

604
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, oh, ship, dude, Jeremy Pitten is

605
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: about to kick my ass. What were you doing wrong?

606
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: Because he just wants to get out of there, by

607
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: the way, like that's gonna help, Like that's gonna help you, Like, yeah,

608
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: for sure, thank you. Now I'm less nervous because you're

609
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: yelling at me. Yeah. Because the script, like you know,

610
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 1: they really stick to the script. It was one of

611
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: those like sets where you have to hit every word,

612
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: don't add nothing, we'll do. The jokes are solid gold

613
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: on Entourage, you know, I mean just like grammatical masterpieces.

614
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: And I know you're kind of you know, making fun

615
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: of it, and you're saying that sarcastically but trying. I

616
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: guess part of what I just said was a joke,

617
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: But I mean it was one of a generational comedy

618
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: that a lot of people stand by, and it's, um,

619
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: it's kind of how I live my life. So I

620
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: don't disagree. I don't disagree. A lot of people stand by.

621
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: Why don't you cry, I'm not crying. It's cool because guys,

622
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm actually part of the Entourage universe. You really are.

623
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 1: I'm jealous. Did you come back in the movie? How

624
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: did I not see you in the show? Were you

625
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: in the show? You did make it? Yeah? You were

626
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: someone's roommate. Is that correct? Blake? Did you make it

627
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: onto the show? You like knock on a window? And

628
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: so Jeremy Piven, I believe is dating my roommates. It's

629
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: kind of a younger girl. And and this is in

630
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: the later later seasons. I have no idea it is.

631
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: And later seasons he's going through a Jeremy's Ari Gold

632
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: is going through a break up, a separation with uh

633
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: mrs Ari because they never gave her a name, and really, yeah,

634
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: it's part of the jokes. Funny grammatical master. It's going

635
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,959
Speaker 1: through a separation and then starts to date a younger

636
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: woman that is Blake's frum. Yes, so I um, I'm

637
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: that girl Old's roommate. I knock on the window and

638
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, bro, do you got any condoms? Because

639
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 1: I guess I'm like blazing somebody. Did you do? Uh well?

640
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: Maybe that was part of it. You like used a

641
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: voice that isn't your voice right, You're like, hey, bro,

642
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: come on, man, do you like try did you like

643
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: trying to do too much of a thing? And it

644
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: kind of threw you? He came in with his accent. Yeah,

645
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: he was like, hey bro, all right, you go me

646
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: Jimmy Capps. Was that it? I I don't. I think

647
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: it was more just me going like uh right, and

648
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: they're like you have to you have to hunch down

649
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: and get in the window. And I kept being like,

650
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: my eyes above the window and dude, you're just not

651
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: in frame. This isn't working. It's not much of the delivery.

652
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: But you didn't know how to put your head in

653
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: the window. That's a hard dude. I didn't want to,

654
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: you know, intrude on Mr Piven's space. Man, And this wasn't.

655
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: This wasn't season one of our calics. This is like

656
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: we were like season three or four. That's what I'm wondering.

657
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: So I think you had done enough episode This is

658
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,479
Speaker 1: enough was a stunt cast a little bit. This isn't

659
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: You've done enough episodes of television that you should know

660
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: how to hit marks and you know the craft. I

661
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: was not with Jeremy Piven though, Golden Globe or Emmy winning,

662
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, but that he wants something.

663
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 1: He just was biff and takes. So you weren't hitting

664
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: your mark. Your head wasn't where it needed to be.

665
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: It was a whole another animal, dude, It was a

666
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: whole another animal. It wasn't like I can you look

667
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: at Jeremy and the eyes please, Blake, can you look

668
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: at him like make this like you're connecting with him?

669
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: Is that okay? Can you bring your head down a

670
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 1: little bit? And he looks at you and just said,

671
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 1: and he's just shaking his head, don't do it at me. Yeah,

672
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: that's the thing. He was one of the first celebrities

673
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: that I, uh, can we take a minute just to

674
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: appreciate Jeremy Piven? Yeah, Hey, Evanston Township High School graduate.

675
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: He's an alumni of the high school I went to.

676
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: He was one of the first celebrities that I saw

677
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. I was walking run in Canyon with me

678
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: and I think Christine and our dog Rocky that we

679
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: went off the television show Who Gets the Dog? Check

680
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: it out, It's on the Fighter Network. And then so

681
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: I'm walking up Running Canyon and I'm walking up the

682
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: steep way and he's running down the steep way holding shirtless,

683
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: holding a mountain bike over his head, with like six

684
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,720
Speaker 1: percent body fat or something. For sure he robbed somewhere.

685
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: I think it was just like that. That was peak

686
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: entragh Entrage was still on. It was probably like season

687
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: three or four at that time, and he was like

688
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: a fucking star at that point. I think he was

689
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: just like, Yeah, I gotta get out there. Let Hollywood

690
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: know that I can carry mountain bikes about my head

691
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 1: and run running canyon. So this is a small world situation.

692
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: My wife's mom worked at his parents theater when she

693
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: was like in her twenties or something like that. Baby,

694
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: his parents owned a famous Yes, his parents have like

695
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: a outside Chicago. They have like a kid's theater school

696
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: or whatever it's called. I'm not an actor. Um, we're

697
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 1: like teens learned how to act. Like the q Sacks

698
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 1: all went through there. Jeremy obviously went through there. A

699
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 1: bunch of people went through it. And my wife's mom

700
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: worked there, uh like on the administrative side, and she

701
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: would babysit. Jeremy Piven and I saw this at like

702
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: the gym somewhere in Hollywood, Hollywood, and I was like,

703
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: and the trainer introduced me, and I was like, hey, actually,

704
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: uh we went to the same high school. And I

705
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: had the whole thing on deck to be like my

706
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: wife's mom blah blah blah. And he was like, that's tight, man,

707
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: and just like walked off, and I was like, yeah,

708
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: but I have all right. Hey, good to catch up.

709
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: Cute dog, I'll see you around. He was looking swall though,

710
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: you know, if if anything, he was looking small good.

711
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: And that's the most important part. Give him his flowers, man,

712
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: Could we take a minute to appreciate him? Yeah, Kyle,

713
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: have you ever been fired off anything, fired off of anything?

714
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: Any Piven stories, any job at all? Yeah, it could be,

715
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: it could be any job. It doesn't it doesn't need

716
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: to be you know, Hollywood related. It can be. Oh yeah, yeah.

717
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: I got fired from the pumpkin patch when I was

718
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: a kid. Okay, stealing pumpkins, fucking the pumpkins seasonal job.

719
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: It's just in the fall obviously. Well, I didn't so

720
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: much get fired as I didn't get asked backed for

721
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: the Christmas Tree Farm, which was next. They were like,

722
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: you could go home, that's what. I also worked at

723
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: a pumpkin patch slash haunted house, and me and Austin

724
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 1: worked there, My good friend Austin Anderson, and I wasn't fired,

725
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: it just was not asked back because we we both

726
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: played two monsters and I was in a car or Austin,

727
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. We kept trading off and on, but

728
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: one of us were costume that was like eight feet tall,

729
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: and so you're this giant monster that comes out from

730
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: behind this trick still so your your neck is long, No,

731
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: it's like the head is kind of resting on your

732
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: shoulders and he goes up from from there, and uh,

733
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: we catch acting like we were sucking each other, Like

734
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: we'd walk in the room. We'd walk in the room

735
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: and I'd act like I'm sucking him or he'd act

736
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: like he's sucking me and uh, and so it wasn't

737
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: really scary as much as just like, oh, those two

738
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: guys are just spit out of each other. What's going on?

739
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: Would you call that a gay experiment? That might be

740
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: an experiment? Yeah, I don't know, but we had a

741
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: fan ask if we ever had a gay experiment. Maybe

742
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: maybe that's it. Well, I don't know. We might have

743
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: to answer that in the Mint Mobile Smith. Yeah, we might.

744
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: We might need to do a Smith minute on that

745
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: mobile minute. I got fired off and I might have

746
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: told this on the podcast, but I got fired. Do

747
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: you want to know why I got fired from the

748
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: Punk Reform? Oh? Sure of course. Yeah. Because I took

749
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: two steak sandwiches every day and they weren't having it.

750
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: They would give out lunch and I would always pocket too,

751
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: and they were like, you gotta go. Did you say

752
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: you were a growing boy? And they wouldn't let me

753
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 1: do it? Man, they didn't dig it. And I sucked

754
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: their parking duty, like I would not help people park

755
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: I just did out there. So you stole and did

756
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: a poor job. You were a thief and bad at

757
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 1: the job. Yeah, yeah, exactly, all right, this pumpkin patch

758
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:31,439
Speaker 1: had steaks sandwiches or just every day the boss brought

759
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: steak sandwiches from home. What is No, it was like

760
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: part of how they made their money. They like sold

761
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: sandwiches at this place. And they were bomb as fuck.

762
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: So I would take two, maybe three and just like

763
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: grub on that ship and they were reading three steaks

764
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: sandwiches dude. Fun. Yeah, I was like you were growing

765
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: sixteen seventeen. I was a growing boy and they is

766
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: a growing boy. Yeah. At that point, I remember I

767
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 1: think I was racing to two hundred. I was trying

768
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 1: to do that with a buddy of mine in high school.

769
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: Was who could get the two? And now I've topped that.

770
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: Now you're trying to race down. There's the documentary racing

771
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: to two hundred. Now I've now gotta go backwards down. Yeah.

772
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: The big boy, the big boy coming big. It's hard

773
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: to shake them. Yeah. Fired from cost for sure. I've

774
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: been fired from a couple of jobs. I got fired

775
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: uh Col's camera in Coasta Mesa, California. When I first

776
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: moved out there, I worked there and I sold tripods.

777
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: Didn't know anything about tripods, and so it would just

778
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: be like This is a good when there's three legs

779
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: and that's kind of all you need. I remember I

780
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: was jealous of you with that job. I'm like, well

781
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: should I get this more this more expensive one. I'm like,

782
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, if you want to, you can.

783
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: I mean it definitely has the same amount of legs.

784
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 1: To your credit though, Like, how is there variation of tripods? Like, yeah,

785
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: there are there. I mean, yes, there is a monopod,

786
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: guerilla pod. Trip see the names of different pods, and

787
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: I should have learned those. But I got fired. I

788
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: got fired because I would drink too much water. That

789
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: was why he fired me. He was like, you're drinking

790
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: what because you had to walk all the way across

791
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: the store to refill your cup. So I was just

792
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,800
Speaker 1: chugging water. I was chugging water so I wouldn't have

793
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: to talk about tripods all goddamn day. So I'm just

794
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: over there, you help me out. I would I would

795
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: fill up my cup, chug it on the way back

796
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: to my station, be empty, and have to go back

797
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: to fill it up again. And so I was never

798
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: I was never there and then you got to go

799
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: and then he fires me. Cal from Cal Camera nice guy.

800
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: It was a family owned business, super nice guys, super

801
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: nice family. And he was like, I have to let

802
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 1: you go. You drink too much water. And I'm like, yeah, okay,

803
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: I get that. And then the next day, Uh, the

804
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: his daughters who helped him run the business, they must

805
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: have been like, hey, Adam's a good kid, like, you know,

806
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: give him a shot. I was like eighteen years old

807
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: at the time. Are the daughters your age or they

808
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: also know they're they're they're grown women. They're probably in

809
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: their forties or fifties. And uh, he calls me back

810
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, you know, I I talked with

811
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: my daughters and I want to give you another shot.

812
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: You know. That was just something that was bothering me

813
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 1: that you were never at your station. And I'm like sure,

814
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: but I told him that I can't because I need

815
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: to concentrate on my comedy, uh, which he laughed so

816
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: hard in my face from me. Yeah, he laughed so

817
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: hard at my face. And I was eighteen. I didn't

818
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: need it. I needed a job, is what I needed.

819
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: Like I was in southern California going to community college,

820
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: like I wasn't There wasn't a lot of concentrated on

821
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: my comedy being done anyway. So I should have just

822
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: kept the job. But the Hollywood job that I lost

823
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 1: was I recorded Ferdinand the Bull for like a year

824
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: and a half and recorded, uh, you know, dozens of

825
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: sessions and uh then one day I got a call saying, hey,

826
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: we're replacing you. You're no longer Fernand the Bowl. It's

827
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 1: going to be John Cena. So um it makes perfect sense.

828
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, he's a better Fernand the Ball. Absolutely, yeah,

829
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 1: so wild. Yeah. I would like to hear the Divine

830
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: cut though. I bet you killed it, dude, I bet

831
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 1: you killed Can they release the divine cut? That would

832
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: be cool. I don't know if Fernand the Bull made

833
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: enough money to release another cut of the movie that

834
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: didn't make any money, so but I'd love to hear it.

835
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: Shots fired, Yeah, it would have if you were there.

836
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: I hate I was fired. Sorry, John, nobody's seen it.

837
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: Oh damn points, no points, sir, Yeah, Damn should have

838
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: had some points. Yea. I have a good getting fired

839
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: story from Lacost on Rodeo Drive Guys Money millionaire face

840
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: of lacost They can't fire you, you got fired. It

841
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: was a two part you had too many collars. They

842
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: were like, there's just too many. Oh. First of all,

843
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 1: they were so good to me. They were they were

844
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: good people there. Um, and the fucking discounts were next level.

845
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: Two times a year, not that I was there long

846
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: enough for this, but two times a year you got

847
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: ten items for free and then you got seventy percent off.

848
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: So that Christmas I was like, whoa, oh god. And

849
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: then everyone got la cost polos and they're like, I

850
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: don't wear okay, thank you, honors. No, no, I think

851
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: I've buried it up. Mama got a scarf, Eric got

852
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: a polo because he's popping collars. Only got a nice sweater,

853
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: I believe. And uh, what did Phil get? I can't remember.

854
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: I think Phil might have gotten also got a sweater collars.

855
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: But so I showed up about forty five minutes late

856
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: one morning because my homie John at this time was

857
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: friends with Tommy Lee from Molly Cruton and god, he

858
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, oh my god, come on

859
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: out to Tommy Lee's house in Malibu. I'm kicking it

860
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: with him. He's got his like chef, here's making dinner.

861
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: We're gonna get wild. I'm like, for sure. So I

862
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 1: drive out in my green minivan that you guys remember.

863
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: He's got like a gate to the crib, and I'm like,

864
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: this is next level ship, right, this is like you're

865
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: going to a stars mansion in Malibu in the minivan

866
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: and you work at La Coste and I pull in.

867
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: We kick it. We're drinking all night, we're having fun.

868
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: We're making like music on his computer, and Ship, I

869
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: think for sure, right now we're gonna cut to the

870
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: track that I recorded with him. We have it. Yeah, yeah,

871
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:58,959
Speaker 1: look look at those bowl bones. We're back. How about

872
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: that song is huge? But so homies pass out. It's

873
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: getting late. It's like four in the morning, and he

874
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: I think, if you, if you saw the Cribs episode,

875
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 1: he had a bar with like a Starbucks in his house, right,

876
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: and he had this. He had a Yeager micro like

877
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: Yeager Meister Dispenser in his crib, and he like lined

878
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,479
Speaker 1: up a bunch of shots. And it's four in the morning.

879
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: I have to be at work in Beverly Hills at

880
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: ten am. I'm still gonna send. He was like, let's

881
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: do this, and I go, oh, man, I don't know

882
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,959
Speaker 1: if I can do that. I gotta be at work

883
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: in like six hours, and you're like, no, I'm cool.

884
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: I wish he said pussy, because then I would have

885
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: been like, all right, fuck it. He just goes all right,

886
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to bed, and he about faces leaves

887
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: the shots there and passes that goes like to his bedroom,

888
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: leaving me to like sleep. I don't know where I

889
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: think I slept on this, like Big asked couch like

890
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: in a couch room that he had. I wake up

891
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: super late, grab some taco bell Gordita is on the way,

892
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: and get there wearing the same ship I wore the

893
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: day before. They're like, what's going on? I go, I mean,

894
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: how is it Tommy Lee's house, as if that would

895
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: be like oh cool? And they were like so what

896
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: and then off and they were like this can't happen again.

897
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:31,439
Speaker 1: And then maybe maybe a month later, I went home

898
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,439
Speaker 1: for like Christmas, and they're like, we need you back

899
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: the day after Christmas, and I was like alright, no doubt.

900
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: And then my parents booked my flight back then because

901
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: I had no money and they didn't book it to

902
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: get back in time, and I just didn't have the

903
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: balls to be like, hey, you gotta like take the

904
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: charge and flip it so I can get back to work.

905
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 1: And I just called and it was like, I'm stuck

906
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 1: in Chicago. I can't come. And then when I got back,

907
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, um, you're done here. We don't

908
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: want that seems about right. Let me call Tommy Lee. Nope,

909
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: he's not returning calls. Damn. So you didn't get Tommy's number,

910
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: you didn't get called back. What the hell you know?

911
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,879
Speaker 1: And after like soon after that, I met you guys,

912
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: and we became your Motley crew to give me points

913
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:37,240
Speaker 1: yet crew. That's what's crazy about l A and Hollywood

914
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: is that, like you can be nobody working at some

915
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: fucking clothing store and then you have a friend who's like,

916
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: I met Tommy Lee. We're going to party at his

917
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: house all night, and you're like, what, let me get

918
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: my minivan. Man, I'm almost there. Yeah, it's crazy up

919
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: the coast. It is really fun to be in your

920
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: twenties and in l A and in Hollywood specifically, and

921
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 1: just because you're I feel like when you're younger, you're

922
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: just more likely to go, yeah, well we're gonna go

923
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: do this. We're gonna go drive forty five minutes to

924
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 1: go do this insane thing. Yes, totally hype ourselves up

925
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: the whole way there and just get ready and then go.

926
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: That's every road trip to Vegas by the like. It

927
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 1: couldn't be more accurate in swingers when they're like Vegas, baby,

928
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: and the drive is quite long. It's so like you

929
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: can't really stay hyped the whole time. Maybe three hours,

930
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 1: four or three and a half four hours? Is it?

931
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: Upwards of four? If you hit traffic going in or

932
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: coming back, it can be a fucking nightmare, especially if

933
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: you're hungover trying to get back to l A. I mean,

934
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: you always hit traffic on the way back. It's terrible.

935
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: You know. I took a um like a party bus

936
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: for a batchlor party from l A to Vegas and

937
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 1: we are raging, throwing it down, drinking, having a good

938
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: time whatever. And then the last like the last hour

939
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: and a half, we stopped like three or four times

940
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 1: for bathroom breaks. Everybody's fully loaded and we're like, yo, no,

941
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: I gotta pull over, and people like all right, fucking man,

942
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: we'll pull over, and then like all right, I gotta

943
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 1: pull over. That got out. I should have got out.

944
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: It was ship show. I should have got sorry about that.

945
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: Just tons of bathroom breaks. Sorry, man, over again. You

946
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: gotta piss out all that red bull. That's it, that

947
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: entire saxophone thing from Circus Circus. Oh yeah, man, damn.

948
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: Those are the coolest drinks, by by the way, those

949
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: huge saxophones filled with just what booze they put in

950
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: whatever you want, just sugar, sugar and old gin. It's

951
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: probably ever clear, right, that's what they usually Jim Margarita,

952
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: I remember coming back from Vegas with Kyle in his

953
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: forward focus, and I remember you had a one of

954
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: those little coffees, remember those little Starbucks coffees that you

955
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: could buy at the common get a little frappuccino, until

956
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 1: we realized they're like four hundred calories of pop. And

957
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 1: me and you used to just like pound like four

958
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:14,280
Speaker 1: those little glass bottle. Yeah, we used to just pound

959
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 1: like three or four of those two to get hyped up.

960
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,439
Speaker 1: And then you start to you get a little older,

961
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 1: and like why could I lose weight? And you're like, oh,

962
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: I drink eight hundred calories and Starbucks frappuccino. But new

963
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 1: it check goes to shake it and he had already

964
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: like popped the cap and then goes to shake it

965
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: and we both just got holes. And this is within

966
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 1: the first twenty minutes of the drive, and we're just

967
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:40,720
Speaker 1: closed with this Starbucks wrap like I just had forgot.

968
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: I popped the top and it didn't fucking shook it

969
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: as hard as I could, getting ready to pop the top,

970
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: and it fucking painted the whole interior of the car well,

971
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,240
Speaker 1: like the windshield, the inside of the windshield, the whole dash,

972
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: both of us, everything, And you're driving too, and we're

973
00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: driving and it's and it's someday at noon when everyone

974
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: checks out and drives back to l A. And it

975
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: was hot as fun. There was no a c in

976
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 1: his car. We had to have the windows rolled down.

977
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: And then like two hours in, the milk started to

978
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: like curdle and start to stink, and we I was

979
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: like I might vomit. I like I might have to

980
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: pull over and bomb because it was like the milk

981
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: started like curdle in the heat kissed. Now it was

982
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: probably smoking siggis at that time too, and it was

983
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 1: just like, oh, yeah, you were just smashing SIGs. Milk

984
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: was a bad choice. I don't know if I want

985
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: to smell Kyle after a weekend in Vegas. The coffee.

986
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: I'll take the spoiled makato. Okay. I remember like overdrafting

987
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 1: my account so many times on those trips where it

988
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: would be like I'm fucking like I'm already overdrafted that

989
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: it's like, well I need more money, I gotta go overdrafted.

990
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: Before they stopped me from overdrafted. That was like one

991
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: of my favorite things to do. Would be like trying

992
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: to get us all hyped up to go do something

993
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: and it was just it was just operation. When me,

994
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: you and Blake lived together. It would be like I

995
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,959
Speaker 1: could probably get Blake on board, but then it would

996
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: take us a little more coaxing into work. And yeah

997
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: it was to me, but I would like hold out

998
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: for it would just be like, yeah, it'd be like

999
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: a full day of like whoa bakest baby? Oh my god,

1000
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: how much fun is it? Like seriously, bro, how much fun?

1001
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: Just talking like loud? Yeah, this is like Ferrest Bueler's

1002
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: day on. And then by the way, and then we

1003
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: would just go and we had no money, so we

1004
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: do the Vegas the cheapest way you possibly can, which

1005
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 1: would be like we sit there on the nickel slots,

1006
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: waiting for the woman to come around to give us

1007
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 1: free beers. That was such the moon. And then it

1008
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: would just be us finding the cheapest place to drink

1009
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: up and down the strip and then just walking the strip.

1010
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: Now in hindsight, I'm like, it seems kind of miserable,

1011
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 1: but we had a great time doing it young we

1012
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: were done. Yeah, you don't know any better. Well, remember

1013
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: our whole like stick was like the party police, didn't

1014
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: you guys like go just trying to get people to

1015
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: turn up some party. Yeah, we we just tried to

1016
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: get out of member. We tried to get you in

1017
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: saying that you were the newest member of SNL to

1018
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: the Andy Bovine, you haven't. We were like, you didn't,

1019
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: you don't watch SNL. This is the guy like that

1020
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: was mine. Yeah, and then I'd be like, I don't know,

1021
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to pull that card.

1022
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: I don't fake fake catchphrases. I don't know my character.

1023
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:37,919
Speaker 1: Is this your sandwich? I'm the is this your sandwich guy?

1024
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen that, but it's pretty popular.

1025
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: That is pretty funny. Go ahead and go ahead, and

1026
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: and then we did the party police, where party police

1027
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: was nothing except that we would like walk around in

1028
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 1: the lobbies and like show people are wallets insane? Where

1029
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: the party police? Are you having a good time? Yeah,

1030
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: you're not having enough fun? Party police? What was the

1031
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: whole thing? Why did we do that? What was that?

1032
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: Because we're broke and we're drinking Ford, We're having a

1033
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: great time. Man, we're broke. It's just fun. They have

1034
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: nothing else to do. We weren't allowed into the clubs.

1035
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: We weren't dressed nice enough. We probably spilled some coffee

1036
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: all over us, some milk products on us, laid out

1037
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 1: at hard Rock. We weread. We were poor as ship,

1038
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: and we were we were making our own fun. I

1039
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: do love the idea of party police going up to

1040
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: someone who just like bet the house lost everything, like

1041
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: just lost everything, and you're like, hey, man, party police,

1042
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: party Like, I'll show you a party faces a death right.

1043
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: He's gonna go fucking yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm

1044
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: gonna do it. No, No, I think I landed on

1045
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: where we're going to do the Bachelor party, guys, Bachelor

1046
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: in Paradise, Your Backyard on TV, space Station, zoom Station,

1047
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: space Station No, we're gonna go to uh the Lake

1048
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: of the Ozarks and uh yeah, I get the brose

1049
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 1: arcs see where the family lives. I rented us a

1050
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 1: dope house. I'll give you the dates and intel. Uh

1051
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: you know, off the pod. But it's it's gonna be awesome.

1052
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: And then that way big d can kick it, kick

1053
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: it with us, and it's it's a wild place, so

1054
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: we'll have fun and we'll have access to boats and

1055
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: jet skis and all that stuff, so it'll get it'll

1056
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: get wet and wild. Yeah. Yeah. Can we water ski

1057
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: or knee board? How about kneboard? We can kneeboard, we

1058
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 1: can water ski, we can do that thing where we

1059
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: can wakeboard. Yes, all this stuff. Have you ever knee boarded?

1060
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:44,439
Speaker 1: Has anybody ever kneedboarded? Think I didn't love it? Yeah,

1061
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 1: because you're just on your knees the whole time. I'd

1062
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: rather stand up. Yeah, yeah, well know I feel you

1063
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: put the knee board is sick. Dude. You strap your

1064
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 1: knees in. You can bust three sixties and stuff, ride

1065
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: backwards and ship. What about, sir? I don't like it.

1066
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: That seems stupid to me. Why because you're on your knees.

1067
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: Cold blooded motherfucker. You're cold blood motherfucker. No, I'm just

1068
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: saying you're my favorite actor, but you're not my favorite

1069
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: when it comes to water sports, extreme sports. What's wrong

1070
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: with You're not my favorite extreme sports guy? Okay, that's

1071
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: it's not you Just because I said boarding, I'm just

1072
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: saying no. Yeah, well yes, that's one of the main

1073
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: reasons it didn't help. Oh my god, judgmental much. Hey,

1074
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be a groom zilla, but we're

1075
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: not doing that on my bachelor party. Okay, we're not

1076
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: doing that. It's not about you. Oh my god, you're

1077
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: actually saying that I can't do that. Wow, you got

1078
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: vetoed it's not allowed. Are you actually? Are you literally?

1079
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: Are you literally actually telling me that I can't any

1080
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: board on your Hey no, Kyle, it's figuratively. What the

1081
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: fund do you think? Man? Yeah, I'm literally telling you. So.

1082
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 1: I think Dur's started to touch on this at the

1083
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: beginning of the pod, but I'm gonna go ahead and

1084
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: take the take it and run. You can't tell me

1085
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 1: what to do. Yeah, I do. I think I did

1086
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 1: touch on that. I think there's touched on that a little.

1087
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 1: That at the beginning of pod with you specifically remember

1088
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: touching on that. Yeah, you know, I guess it's uh.

1089
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 1: It is my bachelor party, though, so I hope you

1090
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: respect my rules. I can't enforce them. I'm not gonna

1091
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 1: like hurt you, but got a groom zilla. I do

1092
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: like the idea of only letting Kyle knee board. Thank you,

1093
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: and we all watch you. No, no, this is what

1094
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: you wanted. Do you want any board? And the restaurants

1095
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: it's a whole different setup. We it like takes a

1096
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 1: long time. The restaurants are just like, we just want

1097
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: to tube or do something fun that we can all do.

1098
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: But just so fat, I'm just gonna basically drag out

1099
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 1: the water, start the bachelor party real quick. Everybody stop

1100
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: the bachelor party. We gotta go knee boarding, just Kyle,

1101
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: nobody else. Yeah, yeah, then I well do. Then I

1102
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: get all the way out there and I get on

1103
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: and I realized I can't float me, and you put

1104
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: start tugging me, and I just go out the water

1105
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: and we gotta go tubing. Adam, you said tubing, and

1106
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 1: I got I'm ready to get to its water sport. Roh, dude,

1107
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: Lake of the Ozarks is uh a real fun place.

1108
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 1: I think we're going to have a good throw down.

1109
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: I don't know it as well. I kind of wanted

1110
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: to pick a place that I knew a little better

1111
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: than this, but my family lives there, and with everything

1112
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: that my dad's going through, I'm like, let's just make

1113
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: it easy and go there and uh and then that

1114
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 1: way he'll get a party with those two. But it

1115
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: is a really fun place. That's going to be a

1116
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: last It's gonna be a good old time. So hell yeah, baby,

1117
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 1: when you guys have gone tubing behind a boat before

1118
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: you play a game where you just try and shake

1119
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: them off, I mean that's the whole game. Okay, evil much?

1120
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my dad it was it was operation try

1121
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 1: to kill your friends, or like my dad it was

1122
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 1: he was just trying to murder us. And also it's

1123
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: so scary. I don't even know if I've done it

1124
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: really as an adult man. I remember, like I think

1125
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 1: I might have been in my early twenties when I

1126
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 1: did it last uh and uh it was fine because

1127
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: I grew up on boats. My dad's a fisherman, so

1128
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 1: we always had a boat. So I did it like

1129
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: when I was a cruise, carnival cruise entertain I was

1130
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: a carnival cruise kid based on a cruise. My dad

1131
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: was the captain. I was ship. We grew up on

1132
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 1: no so we always about it and I remember doing

1133
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 1: it when I'm like eight years old and just being like,

1134
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: this is the scariest ship. But you can't show your emotion,

1135
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 1: you can't show your pussy or else your uncles will

1136
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: make fun of you for the rest of your life.

1137
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: So you have nothing worse than that doesn't mean blake

1138
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 1: on bicycle. I got a week ago just bombing hills,

1139
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: the scariest on planet Earth. Yeah, they're like, what are

1140
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:37,439
Speaker 1: you guys doing? Speed up? You have the motors ship

1141
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: and didn't have the tires. We were riding on slicks.

1142
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 1: As I said last week, we're on slicks. Woun How

1143
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 1: big is the squad? I mean we we can talk

1144
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 1: about this later, but how big is the squad of

1145
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: the Bachelor Party? I think, uh, I think probably about twenty.

1146
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: That is a dude face the squad. I think it's

1147
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 1: gonna be a real sweaty dude fest, and that is

1148
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: a carnival of dudes. That is nice. It's gonna be

1149
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,560
Speaker 1: fun it's Chloe doing a bachelorette party. She is. She's

1150
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 1: going to do it in wine country, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1151
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 1: it'll be a little more classy than our debauchers. What

1152
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: we think about the ones where they do it together.

1153
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what. That's what me and Marissa did.

1154
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 1: We did that. We did a co I remember, it

1155
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 1: was fine. We almost did that just because we have,

1156
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 1: you know, basically all the same friends, so it would

1157
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 1: have been pretty fun. But I don't know, I kind

1158
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 1: of want to just like a true bro down and

1159
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 1: I think I think this will be a good place

1160
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: to do it. So that's my boy right there. Friendship. Yeah, man,

1161
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 1: good for you. Yeah, keep it said, yeah, keep it true,

1162
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,439
Speaker 1: keep it true. I'm gonna keep it true. Keep it true.

1163
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: You know what we should do is bring podcasting. Do

1164
01:06:56,160 --> 01:07:00,080
Speaker 1: it a live from the bachelor party, just slop be

1165
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: as hell. I love Gyles, the only one that can

1166
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: keep a sentence together. The restaurant just like, yeah, I'll

1167
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: tell you why man, all right, I would like that.

1168
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: That would be very fun. I don't know how this

1169
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:13,640
Speaker 1: would work, but if we could have like the guys

1170
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: who are there, um not us, but like whoever it

1171
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: is to kind of come on and tell a story

1172
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: or like say something about you that they appreciate. Here

1173
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: we go for the roast an that'd be a fun bachelor. Well,

1174
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 1: let's do the roast of Adam Divine on pod Fun.

1175
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:39,080
Speaker 1: It's the bro roast, the broast, the bros the broast

1176
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 1: of Adam Divine. That's good, like bros Arc Yeah, bros Arc.

1177
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm I'm making t shirts like bros Arc. Yes. Please,

1178
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: this is a money idea, for sure. I have to

1179
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 1: we all have to wear sashes and uh, I have

1180
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: to wear like a dumb crowns science, you know how

1181
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 1: like bachelorette parties, Well always were like bachelorette party sashes.

1182
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 1: We're doing that but for but we're not women, So

1183
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 1: rocket Tiara. I think on my bachelor party, we ran

1184
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 1: into a bachelorette party and Blake ended up wearing a veil.

1185
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: That seems right, sounds about right, that sounds I think

1186
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 1: I brought it. I think I have that picture. We're

1187
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: cutting to it now. I remember at your bachelor party

1188
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 1: where we there was a machine in the bar that

1189
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 1: you blew into and it told you how it was

1190
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 1: a breathalyzer at the bar and you and we it

1191
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 1: was just operation who was the drunkest, and we were like, no,

1192
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: I swear you are way drunken than me. This does

1193
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: not make sense. This does not make sense. I shouldn't

1194
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: be blowing hard than you. You've fucking falling down. You

1195
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 1: saw how it felt down earlier. Yeah, that was that

1196
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: was straight buffoonery. I just remember standing outside of our

1197
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,639
Speaker 1: hojo um eating some cookies at like three in the morning,

1198
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 1: and one at a time, stragglers would just come back.

1199
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 1: Like my brother just showed up out of the mist

1200
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 1: and like, I don't even think he said anything to us.

1201
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 1: He just like walks past into the hotel. We're like,

1202
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,640
Speaker 1: all right, gets get some sleep, man. And then my

1203
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 1: homie Adrian just showed up. I was like, hey, I

1204
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:19,639
Speaker 1: was looking for food and we're like everything's been closed. However,

1205
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 1: and I think Twof got like beat up one night

1206
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 1: toofcot toofct me back. I remember I could not find

1207
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,600
Speaker 1: my way back, and Toof was like not making he

1208
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 1: wasn't his on one he cut the nipples off of

1209
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: his shirt. Yes, and I saw him. He wasn't speaking.

1210
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: He was speaking in like he was going like right, right, right,

1211
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the fund do you know

1212
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,559
Speaker 1: how to get back to the hotel And he did,

1213
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 1: but he couldn't speak. And your one friend was arrested.

1214
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm still gonna send Bernie Lomax uh and

1215
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 1: we'll keep his name and code got arrested for like

1216
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 1: pissing you on the back of a bar or something

1217
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,599
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, and he got to into the drunk

1218
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:04,639
Speaker 1: tank and I think somehow he was like tweeting saying

1219
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,600
Speaker 1: like free Bernie. And then we all got him the

1220
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:12,840
Speaker 1: Hojo Airport shuttle and yeah shuttle and went to go

1221
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,720
Speaker 1: pick him up with all those Yeah wait, was it

1222
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 1: a Hojo or a trouble tree. It was a trouble

1223
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:22,240
Speaker 1: tree At like six am. Somehow we all like stayed

1224
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,759
Speaker 1: up or something. Somehow we're able to pick him up somehow,

1225
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 1: And I don't know how we all picked him up,

1226
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 1: like as soon as he was released from jail and

1227
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:35,800
Speaker 1: we're all chanting. I'm like, that's a good bachelor party.

1228
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to do. If if anyone wants

1229
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,679
Speaker 1: to volunteer to be the one to get arrested someone,

1230
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 1: you know, I would love to see it okay, noted? Yeah, great,

1231
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 1: we'll see how it plays out. Yeah, we'll see how

1232
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: it plays out. But like with twenty dudes, odds are high,

1233
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,280
Speaker 1: they're good. Yeah. I feel with the Dude crew that

1234
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 1: we're rolling with that somebody's gonna do something dumb and

1235
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 1: get arrested. So pretty excited about I'm down. I don't

1236
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 1: know who's gonna be there, but if if a certain

1237
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:02,280
Speaker 1: person is going to be there, I'm putting my money

1238
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:03,680
Speaker 1: on them. I don't know if they'll be able to

1239
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: make a certain who Who's what person? Oh yeah, don't

1240
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 1: blast them. What's the code? Are you going to code

1241
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 1: it up? Or I'll give you can I give you

1242
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 1: a hint over the let's see over the airwaves? Yeah yeah, yeah,

1243
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: oh yeah he has invited. Yeah yeah, Winemouth is going

1244
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: to get arrested. For Winemouth Will will get arrested, and

1245
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:31,760
Speaker 1: I want that for him. Alrighty there, and guys, any

1246
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: uh any takebacks, apologies or epic slams or well, right

1247
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:39,280
Speaker 1: out of the gate, I have to apologize to my

1248
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 1: brother Wanders for just really going at you about the

1249
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:48,560
Speaker 1: America's Funniest Videos theme song. You were correct. Sorry, I

1250
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:52,880
Speaker 1: appreciate that, and I want to apologize to myself for

1251
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,639
Speaker 1: knowing that game. You know, I feel like it's taken

1252
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 1: up space in my brain and I don't know my kids.

1253
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,160
Speaker 1: For face, Kyle, what do you got? I would the

1254
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 1: compliment to for his lizard brain at three in the

1255
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,600
Speaker 1: morning that time in Madison, Wisconsin, because I don't know

1256
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 1: that I would have made it back to the Trouble

1257
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,160
Speaker 1: Tree without you too. If I hope you're doing well

1258
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: out there. And uh and his name is Alex Now okay,

1259
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 1: Alex Well, he's a chief a k a. Alex rock

1260
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 1: and roll buddy that i'd be rocking and rolling out

1261
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:22,840
Speaker 1: there and keep it real. And I would just like

1262
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: to thank you guys for you know, just doing this

1263
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 1: podcast with us every week. And I feel like this

1264
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,880
Speaker 1: is a great bonding moment for the four of us.

1265
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:36,560
Speaker 1: Every week. It's like a baschlard party every week. This

1266
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,720
Speaker 1: is like because you know, a lot of times we

1267
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 1: talk when we're but it's it's work stuff, you know,

1268
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 1: and we're just doing work stuff, and this is a

1269
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 1: fun way to also we're technically this is work stuff,

1270
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,720
Speaker 1: but it's also fun stuff, you know, and we're just

1271
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 1: bullshit and so I actually consider it workaholics, but I

1272
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, don't see that's where you can't again,

1273
01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: don't say that that's a good take back with huge

1274
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,960
Speaker 1: ensemble cast. I would like to take a moment of

1275
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:06,680
Speaker 1: appreciation for just the four of us and UH and

1276
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:11,120
Speaker 1: our friendship and power and perseverance. This is great. I

1277
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 1: like that. I would also like to take a moment

1278
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:17,000
Speaker 1: for our friendship and our power and our perseverance and

1279
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:24,120
Speaker 1: just respectfully appreciate us. Right, I just did take three.

1280
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:27,880
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll take this opportunity to apologize to

1281
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 1: Tommy Lee. I know you're listening. I like down in

1282
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 1: a major way. I let myself down, did your way

1283
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 1: that night by not doing any of those several yeager

1284
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: mister shots you lined up at four in the morning

1285
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: when it was just the two of us. You remember, Um,

1286
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,560
Speaker 1: that could have changed our whole course trajectory. Yeah, I

1287
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 1: could have joined the band, and what would have happened?

1288
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 1: Would you would have you would have taken it. You

1289
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 1: would have been like you're the new Nius Buds. I

1290
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Speaker 1: would have been dice. And if I could just apologie

1291
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:02,760
Speaker 1: used to Jeremy Piven just for not knowing my lines

1292
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 1: and not hitting my mark and just all around not

1293
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,920
Speaker 1: a professional. I'm so sorry, sir Yea's and I want

1294
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,680
Speaker 1: to take back saying that he seemed like kind of

1295
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,479
Speaker 1: an asshole when I met him at the gym. Hey,

1296
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 1: you might have been busy, things might have been on

1297
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:20,400
Speaker 1: your mind. From one asshole to another. It's copacetic pal

1298
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 1: and I'd like to compliment him just on how tight

1299
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,439
Speaker 1: his six pack was and his whole chassis when I

1300
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: saw him, No denying it. He's got a chassis. Yeah,

1301
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:30,599
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't seen him and I haven't

1302
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,680
Speaker 1: seen him in person running running in canyon with his

1303
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:36,599
Speaker 1: shirt off in many years. But it was real proper,

1304
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,760
Speaker 1: So big compliments to his past self. I want to

1305
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 1: be on you. I feel like he um has great

1306
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:48,680
Speaker 1: body hair. Okay, he's got good compliment to the body here.

1307
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 1: I think he's got good will be touching upon happy trail,

1308
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:56,760
Speaker 1: So tune in next week. Isn't it nice when the

1309
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 1: body hair just kind of forms and it kind of

1310
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:01,560
Speaker 1: looks like when it goes straight down and kind of

1311
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 1: gives you abs even when you don't really have abs.

1312
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:08,320
Speaker 1: That's the perfect body here. That's a big thank you,

1313
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,720
Speaker 1: to God, Thank you God. Can we admit that, out

1314
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: of the four of us, Adam probably has the best

1315
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:19,000
Speaker 1: body hair. We're gonna admit that because you do have

1316
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:23,200
Speaker 1: like a full frontal um. Yeah, I'm a coverage. I'm

1317
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 1: a baby cub. I love it, and we're we're posting

1318
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:30,719
Speaker 1: that picture. I'm a California sun bear. Uh. I've recently

1319
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 1: trimmed it because my character, I'm my character Kelvin on

1320
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 1: the Righteous Gemstones. Uh. He's like real shirtless this season

1321
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 1: and is flexing a lot, and I feel like he

1322
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:43,360
Speaker 1: wouldn't have body hair. He'd be like the kind of

1323
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 1: guy to like wax himself and ship. So I am,

1324
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:50,880
Speaker 1: I am shaving. You're the character you're playing for sure. Yeah. Yeah,

1325
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have waxed your chest if you weren't doing

1326
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,080
Speaker 1: this character. We get it. I've never done it before.

1327
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not saying that. It's not that this

1328
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: is a perfect didn't wax, I buzzed it. I'm still

1329
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: a little you can see it's still there, but it's

1330
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 1: it's real tight green shot. Yeah, that looks good. It's

1331
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,880
Speaker 1: real tight. Yeah, thank you, thank you. I do have

1332
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:12,600
Speaker 1: nice looking nipples and this is another episode of what

1333
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:19,880
Speaker 1: are we doing It? Isn't It's important people, It's important?

1334
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 1: Is it