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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

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Speaker 2: Dear Elvis. My boyfriend Chris gets jealous every time I

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Speaker 2: talk about this guy that's hitting on me on the

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Speaker 2: train on my way home from work. So I need

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Speaker 2: want of you guys to poses this guy on the

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Speaker 2: phone tap get him going nuts.

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Speaker 1: And also her boyfriend is from the country, you know,

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Speaker 1: so from what country is Scary, No, he's from like upstate.

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Speaker 1: He's not a city boy.

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Speaker 2: So she gets okay, all right, thank you, so whatever, well,

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Speaker 2: it'll all come together. This comes to us from Jacqueline.

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Speaker 2: Jacqueline starts to call to her boyfriend Chris on her

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Speaker 2: lunch break, and then Scary Jones plays the part of

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Speaker 2: the womanizer who's been bothering Jaqueline on the train. So

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Speaker 2: let's listen in here we go today's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Love.

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Speaker 3: I was just sitting at my desk and I got

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Speaker 3: a call from downstairs. And remember Jeans, Well he's here

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Speaker 3: and he wants to take me out to lunch since

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Speaker 3: he hasn't seen me on the train in a while.

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Speaker 4: Just just go say, just listen, I have a boyfriend

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Speaker 4: and I'm not going to lunch with you. You're almost

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Speaker 4: ready to go with me.

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Speaker 3: My boyfriend wants to talk to you.

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Speaker 4: I think, hello, how you doing. Listen? This is my

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Speaker 4: girlfriend for the last nine years. She's not going to lunch.

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Speaker 4: Who likes to talk me when I'm not around.

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Speaker 1: We're just gonna go grab some lunch over here.

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Speaker 4: I figured, Yes, listen you, I know, I know what

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Speaker 4: kind of guy you are.

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Speaker 1: What kind of guy am I?

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Speaker 4: You're the same herd that hits on my girlfriends every day.

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Speaker 1: You and I might not see eye to eye on stuff,

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Speaker 1: but we take the training together in the morning. We

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Speaker 1: got a lot in common over here because you take the.

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Speaker 4: Train with us. She's going to go to lunch with you? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Out of here?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean it's a lunch hour. I mean

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Speaker 1: you're not having lunch with her, of course not.

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Speaker 4: I'm two hours away up state.

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Speaker 1: You're in the country. But listen, listen. My friend got

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Speaker 1: he's got a condo which overlooks all of Manhattan. She's

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Speaker 1: got to see this place.

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Speaker 4: Do you hear Do you hear me? Right now? I

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Speaker 4: am not around. Leave her alone before you have a

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Speaker 4: serious problem.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a problem.

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Speaker 4: You need to pay attention to what I'm saying right

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Speaker 4: now for the ploney, get something out of there before me.

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Speaker 4: And you have a serious problem.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to come after me with your tractor

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 4: About I'm gonna come at you with a tractor.

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Speaker 1: What do you got to offer her? You live in

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Speaker 1: the woods.

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Speaker 4: I don't live in the woods.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you've got some buffalo chips from her.

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Speaker 4: Her phone back, not invading her.

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Speaker 1: Privacy, Jacqueline, just take my hands. Come on, let's just go.

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Speaker 1: Let's just go. Bro, Bro, Bro, I treat women with respect.

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Speaker 4: Bro. Been with this girl for the last nine years.

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Speaker 4: We've known each other since we were little. And I

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Speaker 4: know how to treat my girl. Tell me how to

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Speaker 4: treat my girl.

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Speaker 1: You've been with her for nine years? Exactly? Where's that ring? Buddy?

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Speaker 4: Why don't you buyd your business man? Seriously, what are

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Speaker 4: you gonna make that commitment?

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Speaker 1: Chris?

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Speaker 4: You need to put her back on the phone right now.

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Speaker 4: Put her on the phone.

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Speaker 1: That's true love here. He wants to talk to you.

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Speaker 4: Hello, JaQuel, you kidding me? You're not going to munch

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Speaker 4: with this guy. I swear to God, wear a ten

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Speaker 4: dollon hat. Do you hear the sky? You hear this?

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Speaker 4: Guy is saying to me, I'm coming down there right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm leaving work and I'm coming around there.

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Speaker 3: To strangle No, don't come down here, Bud.

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Speaker 1: Pre escalades poked right outside.

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Speaker 3: He has an escalade, just like Alex care.

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Speaker 4: If he's going an escalade, you should see my Rimsael.

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Speaker 4: Do you hear this?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: I'm getting hungry.

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Speaker 1: My buddy's got roast beef.

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Speaker 3: He's got roast beef. I love hot beef.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe you're giving a start a time of

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Speaker 4: day turn around.

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Speaker 3: Why is he going.

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Speaker 4: Anywhere with this?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm getting hungry, Gray, It makes no sense.

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Speaker 4: I cannot believe you right now.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Chris, this is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, your lovely girlfriend of nine years wanted

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Speaker 2: to play a practical joke.

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Speaker 1: Are you on the radio.

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Speaker 4: And I'm ready to drive two hours down there to

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Speaker 4: kill you?

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Speaker 1: But I like you on the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 1: all participates.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 2: the Morning Show