WEBVTT - THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:05.240 Attention all Australians. Tickets for Therapy Gecko Live are finally 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:09.319 available in cities all over your beautiful country. I am 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:15.640 going this summer to Perth, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide and 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:19.479 a nice little stop in Auckland, New Zealand. Tickets for 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.080 these shows are selling fast, so you can get them 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:26.520 now at therapy geckotour dot com. And in honor of 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:30.080 my excitement for these Australia shows, I have created an 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:35.479 episode where I talk exclusively to Australian callers except for 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:37.240 one call at the end where I don't And also 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:39.559 I only talk to three people, so I'm really just 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.960 talking to two Australians. But god damn it, it's the 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:45.520 Australia episode. Nonetheless, if you live in Australia, I would 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:48.040 love to see you down Under at these Gecko shows, 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:51.680 and you can go to therapy geckotour dot com to 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:55.040 get tickets to all the cities that I mentioned above. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.200 All right, let's get into the episode. 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.040 Aw from. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:04.360 John you Hello, Hello, how are you get Where are you? 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:06.199 Are you at the top of a mountain or something? 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:11.040 Let me close our window. I'm driving in Perth in Australia. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:15.080 Okay, can you take me off of I Can you 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:17.559 pull over please? I can't talk to you while you're driving. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.000 I don't want to be an accomplished to whatever car 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:26.039 accident you will inevitably, inevitably get into. All Right, what's 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:27.520 up man? You're driving in Perth? 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.559 You said, yeah, I'm driving in Perth. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:35.880 Ye, what's going on in Perth? I'm going to Perth soon? 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.040 What sweat should I know before I go? 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:42.720 You should know that you've got to come soon. We're desperate. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:43.679 Do you have your out here? 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.440 Hell? Yeah, I'm I'm excited. What's and you guys are 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.160 like I've You guys are on the opposite side of 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.520 most of the other, like big Australian places. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.840 Correct, exactly. We get left out too often. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.080 Okay, do you who's the last like person you saw? 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:04.160 Whether it's like a band or a comedian or whatever 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.160 it is. What's the last like show you saw that 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:07.279 came to Perth? 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:12.320 Uh? Well, we just had a concert or a big 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.880 event called Groove in the Move to a big concert 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:19.000 two days ago Groove in the Move. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:20.880 Okay, did you what kind of music was it? 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:27.320 A few different bands? So you had you had some yeah, 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:32.000 some different different music. Hey, electric music, indie music. You 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:33.040 know what indie music is? 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:35.560 H yesh yeah, I've heard of indie music. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:42.600 Yeap beautifully. And then after the after the festival, we 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.720 went home blaze don't what's some what's some gag on 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:46.239 the couch? 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:51.840 Watch the gag on the couch? I like that? What 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:53.840 do you are you with somebody? 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:54.200 Right now? 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:55.320 It sounds like you're not alone? 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:59.000 Now we're in a car driving back. There's a few 0:02:59.040 --> 0:02:59.560 of us. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:01.480 Okay, yeah, what's up? 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:01.640 Man? 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.600 Who? So? What? What what are your what's are you guys? Homies? 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:06.480 Are you in love? What's the deal? 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.880 Yeah, we're in love totally. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.480 Okay, Well, how do you guys know each other? 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:18.799 I'm best man with his cousins and we only met 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:19.440 this weekend. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.839 Properly, you just met this weekend and you're already in love. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:28.920 Yeah, that's worth the h That's awesome. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.919 Man, that's awesome. I'm excited. This would be cool. I 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:33.320 had so, I mean, I go to Perth and I 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.440 have like a couple extra days. Well, just I set it. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.440 I intentionally set it up so that I could like, uh, 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:41.640 you know, kind of screw around each each city. That 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.480 I go to in Australia and have enough time to 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.840 like actually hang out and do some stuff because I've 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:49.000 never been there before. What's like the what's the thing 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:50.080 to do in Perth? 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:55.760 Beaches and road trips? 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.840 Oh wait, so by now when you say road trips, 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.000 are you saying the thing to do in Perth is 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:02.000 to leave Perth? 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:05.720 Yes? Exactly. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:09.000 Yeah, there's like so much pretty stuff all around Perth. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:15.480 Okay, are you guys? And here's the thing. Australia is 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:23.040 so like Melbourne as they say, and Brisbane as they say, 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:29.160 and Sydney are all on the east side of Australia 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.719 and uh per and then it's like Perth is on 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.600 the west side and in the middle is like the outback, 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:40.440 which is like fucking crazy kangaroo crocodile hunter people live 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:42.440 right right the bush. 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.159 Yeah yeah, yeah bush. 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:51.360 So there's so so Australia is already pretty isolated, and 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.960 then Perth is like isolated from the isolation. So are 0:04:54.960 --> 0:05:02.880 you guys just going crazy over there now? I'm head, Okay, 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:04.279 what do you do for fun? 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.360 Beaches in road trips? 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.800 Okay? I like that, you guys have I feel like, 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:13.760 you know, for a second, I thought it was too 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.960 good to be true that you guys met in a 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.560 weekend and are already best friends. But if you're in 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.680 such an isolated part of of of the world, I 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.839 could see you. You know, whenever you come into contact 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:30.719 with another human being who's you know, has some sense 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:32.919 of a of a functioning brain, why would you not 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.600 want to be their best friend? There's such a limited uh, 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.960 you know, such limited options out there. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:44.760 Yeah, oh you like that, Like if you share a biah, 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.440 you're already best friends. That's just how it works. 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.720 I like that. Man, what's you guys said? You you 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:53.240 smoked up after this or you're high right now, or 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:54.120 you were. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.839 When we we we went to the festival and then 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:02.560 when we got back, we we like smoked up outside 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:04.680 and then came and sat in the couches and watched 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:06.200 the episode with you. 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:10.920 And Denzel code because Denzel was at the festival and 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:12.080 Denzil was at the festival. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:16.480 Oh cool, cool, cool cool? Is weed legal in Australia? 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:17.240 What's the deal with that? 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:23.040 No, No, it's not okay. They don't like if they 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:26.080 caught you with it, But if you had hate, they'd 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:30.000 probably like, like you'd probably get like maybe jail time 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.400 if you had lots. But if you just have enough 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.040 that it's just like you smoking, they'll just give you 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:36.160 a slap on the wrist. 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:38.960 It's when you've got intention to sell, then yeah, you 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:39.800 get in big trouble. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.760 What kind of tell me about your drug dealer, because 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:49.800 I I'm just imagining like this Perthesian drug dealer guy 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.200 to be an insane human being, and I want to 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:55.200 know more about him. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:59.559 Most of the time it's like, oh yeah, my mate 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:03.560 little sister knows the guy, and that's how we get 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:07.200 all of our drugs. It's like, never ever really that shady. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:13.760 Okay, okay, hmm. So you two are friends. You just 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.400 met from your cousin. Where are you driving to right now? 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:18.760 Going back home? 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:21.960 So we were what to two and a bit hours 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:25.760 down south of Perth in this little city called Bumbry 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:30.720 and we're driving back north to Perth as respect. Yeah, 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:33.560 we're to pit stop at a at a civil station. 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:35.920 Now what were you doing in Bumbry? 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:38.600 That was where the festival was? 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:42.800 Oh okay, all right, did you guys get did you 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:47.120 do anything crazy? Did your role face, did your candy 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.120 flip anything gnarly like that? 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:52.000 Oh? 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.840 Nah. Like, probably the most gnarly thing was the Denzel 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:58.040 Marsh That was pretty wild. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:00.800 Okay you guys, you guys are Marsh. Wait so you 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.240 guys met? Like, did you guys go? You two just went? 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:05.360 It was just you guys. 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:07.160 Oh no, there was. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:08.440 Like, what ten of us? 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:10.559 Yeah? Yeah, ten, twelve of us? 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:11.360 Yeah? 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.480 Oh my god, I don't even I don't think I 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:16.000 have ten friends. No, that's not true. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.240 Friend you when you come to Perth, can we be 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:22.120 your two gods? 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.480 Dude? If you could, please, man, please I if you 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.240 can bring all ten of those people, that'd be great 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.080 because I don't know who the hell lives in Perth 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.400 that listens to this, but I'm I'm excited to meet them. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:34.560 Yeahs done? 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:35.839 How do we organize it? 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:41.280 Well? Shit, I'll be I mean, i'll be in. I 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.839 don't know when exactly I'll be there, but keep keep 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.840 an eye out on the on the fucking did you subscide? 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.719 This is and I'm just plugging myself, but did you 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:51.199 subscribe to that? I have to like, it's so funny 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:52.680 because I have to just like I have to, like, 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:57.280 one by one convince because there's I don't know how 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.199 many people live in Perth that listen to this thing. 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:01.920 So I have to one by one be like, hey, 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.680 did you go to the website and sign up to 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.400 make sure you know what? I'll be there. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.200 Where all signed up? Every single one of us. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.720 Fuck? Yeah, well I'm excited to see you guys. All right, 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:15.120 Well enough about me. What what what do you guys do? 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:15.360 Like? 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.120 Are you in school? Are you in do your work? 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:24.719 What's the deal? I'm in construction, ken and you. 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:28.839 Yeah, I'm in I'm in non structural engineering. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:35.720 Okay. Construction and structural engineering sound very similar. It sounds 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.320 like one of you went to college and the other 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:48.040 one didn't, but yet you do the same job pretty much. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.320 Probably probably the one that didn't go to UNI does 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:51.560 more work than the one that did. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:56.200 Yeah. Yeah, so what do you can the construction guy? 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:57.880 What do you construct? 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.440 Yeah? 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:03.920 I worked for a ceiling and wall fixing company and 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.520 we just finished a job at a new like mental 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:12.520 health building at a hospital, and like the company I 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.520 work for, like builds all the framing and then sheets 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:19.040 all the walls, make sure everything's good. 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:23.880 Okay, And then what does a structural engineer do? 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:32.120 Sit on the computer all day? And nice jobs? Jobs 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.480 are looking pretty smid. 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:37.280 Okay, so you're pretty much like, all right, so structural 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:40.680 engineering you're pretty much sitting on the computer playing sims, 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:48.200 and then the construction you are the sim. 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:49.240 Yeah, exactly, that's exactly it. 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:52.040 It's just making sure the building doesn't collapse on your sims. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:53.800 Mm hmmmm. 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.760 Well what do you do? 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:57.679 You? 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:58.520 Is that? Your guys? 0:10:58.640 --> 0:10:58.720 Is? 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:05.680 When you guys? How will do you? Guys? I'm twenty four, Okay, 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.440 when you guys were little kids, what did you dream 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:07.960 of doing? 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:12.439 I wanted to be a dancer. 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:14.760 You wanted to be a dancer. 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:20.160 I was a professional dancer before I started in construction. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:21.439 Oh really? 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:21.600 What? 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:23.679 Like? What kind of dancer? 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:26.760 I was like a tap dancer. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:31.560 You were a professional tap dancer before you got into construction. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:34.120 Yeah? 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:35.440 Are you fucking with me? 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:36.719 No? 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.520 No, I'm get serious. 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:41.560 I the only thing that stopped me was COVID. It 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:47.200 was like a dying like a dying style of dance. Yeah, 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.840 Like the industry was dead and then COVID just was 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.080 the last step. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:57.280 M Okay, what like what exactly were you were you doing? 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.560 How were you making money? Were you like touring with 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:00.559 a company or something. 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.679 I was doing a lot of teaching just because there 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.000 wasn't a lot of jobs. But I was in talks 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:08.760 with a guy for. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:12.760 This musical and like got the job, and then COVID 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:17.079 happened and the show got canceled, and that was kind 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.440 of the last straw, and I decided I was going 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:20.040 to quit. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:25.040 And do something that was a bit more money reliable. 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:29.560 M do you do you miss tap dancing. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:32.839 Sometimes? 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:40.360 What does any part of you like want to go back? 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:44.280 Does any part of you consider, like, uh, quitting your 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:47.720 construction job and trying to get back into the tap 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:51.479 dance the tap dancing racket. 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:57.360 If something really cool came up that just happened to 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:01.840 kind of show itself, maybe, but I don't think I'm 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:03.920 willing to search for it. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:08.400 Okay, So are you guys? You guys, both both of 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.760 you guys seem happy with yourselves. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:15.680 Oh yeah, we just had a great weekend and and 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.400 we're looking forward to getting back back to the reality 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:20.079 of Stons Man. 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.120 You're looking. Oh so you're looking. That's fascinating. So you're 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.040 looking forward to getting back to reality? 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:29.480 I suppose. 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:33.199 So, yeah, a bit of a bit of a bit 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.040 of a routine, you know. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.480 I wonder like this being so isolated from everyone, Like, 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:43.600 I almost feel like that would make you more in 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:49.520 maybe in some way make you more happy than I 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:53.240 don't know, living in a place like like Los Angeles 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:57.520 or something where you're you're hyper connected to everything all 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:57.920 the time. 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:02.679 Yeah. Yeah, I've been to l A once and there 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:07.080 was so unbelievably overwhelming that I just like would never 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:08.760 be able to live there. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.560 What were you doing there? Tap dancing? 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.600 Actually was Oh fuck you dude? 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.360 What wait? When I come Okay, when I come to 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:22.560 when I come to Perth, can you can you fucking 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:23.680 tap dance for me? 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:26.520 I will come up on stage and tap dance. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.160 Okay, I'm please, I'm a hundred I am, by the way, 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.040 I'm one hundred percent serious. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:33.520 I'm so away serious. 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.200 Do your shoes still fit the one that they because 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.040 we're special shoes with the with the like look with 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:39.560 the tap. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:45.200 Yeah yeah yeah, I have like patients, the white ones. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:49.640 That's great, Okay, I'm excited for this. This will be great. Okay. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:54.200 So all right, so you used to be a tap dancer, 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.600 and then what did you do before you were a 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:03.520 a structural engineer? Or maybe I'm confusing you guys. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:07.240 No, no, no, that's right. I used to back in the day, 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:08.880 I used to work at McDonald's. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:13.360 Okay, what do you tell me about working at Was 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:14.120 it in Perth? 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:16.240 It was in Perth. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:21.040 Tell me about the clientele of this Perth McDonald's. What 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:24.800 kinds of people were were going through your drive through 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:25.240 every day? 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:30.000 It depends on what time. So during the day you 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:33.800 just had your standard average either soccer moms with their 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:38.480 kids or just people that didn't want to buy their lunches, 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.800 I suppose. And then at night is when the when 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:45.400 the fund came out. I suppose everyone either black baked 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:49.960 or out of their bloody minds. And yeah, you didn't 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:51.040 want to you wanted to go home. 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:56.520 I'm telling you, what was the strangest or or even 0:15:56.560 --> 0:16:00.640 most hostile interaction that you had well working there? 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:09.760 Oh oh, I remember I got absolutely abused once because 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:14.760 we made some lady park in the waiting base and 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:16.720 when I bought out her food when it was ready, 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:20.160 she wasn't happy with the size of the bag and 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:25.360 threw the food back at me. I reckon, I reckon. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:27.360 From then I had to walk inside with all this 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.920 drink and food all over me. Here, I was like, 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.640 this is a bit shit, isn't it. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:35.280 Yeah, well you just did, but you are? Yes? 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:39.600 Oh sweet? Yeah, so that kind of made me want 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.160 to pack up us. So it's just like I don't 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:43.080 need this sort of stuff. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:47.600 And are you happier now being a structural engineer than 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:48.640 working at McDonald's. 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:52.320 Yeah? I mean, who doesn't want to play sims for? Reallyly? 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.640 Oh man? Do you construct what? I don't even know 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.160 your guys' names, but with a construction worker? Are you 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:02.600 do you you hope to one day be a structural 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:06.320 engineer or are you happy being the sim Well? 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:10.080 I'm doing laboring now, so it's like the bottom of 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:15.119 the barrel job. So I'm hoping to next year start 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:21.399 apprenticeship to become an electrician and then do that for 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:24.000 a while and see what happens. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.679 Nice nice mm Yeah? Are you guys? Are you guys 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:32.879 dating anyone? Do you have girlfriends, boyfriends? Or are you 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:34.480 just married to each other. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.600 With dad in the same go? Actually, and she's in 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.840 the cars. 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:44.159 Okay, now you're fucking with me? Oh I just I 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:46.280 just heard a girl laugh in the back. You're not 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:50.639 fucking with me, dude? Who is this? Who is this 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:57.160 girl that's just been silent the whole time. What's your name? 0:17:58.560 --> 0:17:59.200 My name is Nae? 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:01.359 Say that one more time? 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:08.600 Uh? 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:17.560 Oh, Neve? Yeah, Neve, Neve? Why have have you? Is 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:19.640 it true you're dating both of these guys at once? 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:24.880 Apparently? Yeah? 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:31.879 Hm, you couldn't decide between the structural engineer and the 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:32.840 construction worker. 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:37.560 Yeah, it's a tough. 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:40.800 Well, I guess it is because you know, look one, 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.560 I think one of you guys is buttoned up and 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:47.760 you know, stable, safe, secure option, which is you know, 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:50.359 it's just attractive. But then the other one is is 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:53.000 you know, the bad boy, the wild card, and that's 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:55.920 attractive too, And she's she's caught between both of these 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:57.200 compelling offers. 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:04.760 Which which one do you reckons the saber one? 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:07.600 Now that I think about it, I'm not so sure 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:12.720 about either of you. But so wait, so how do 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:15.959 you guys know her? Or I will talk ask her? 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:17.040 How do you know these guys? 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:18.879 So? 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:23.119 I know the structural engineer from work. We used to 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:27.080 work together, and then I met the construction worker just 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:27.800 this weekend? 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:31.520 Okay all? And are you are all three of you 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:32.240 in love? Now? 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:34.000 Yes? 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:34.320 Yes? 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:36.640 What what do you do? Neve? 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:41.440 I work at Bunnings, which is like a hard restore. 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:46.400 I work up Bunnings Bunnings. Oh, you guys are all wait, 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:51.240 this is crazy. So the structural engineer plays the sims 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:54.600 moving around the construction worker who then goes to buy 0:19:55.560 --> 0:20:00.760 hardware to make the construction from the girl working in 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:02.000 the hardware store. 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:04.120 It's all connected. 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:05.200 It's all connected. 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:11.280 So literally, life in Australia is a big seems. 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:16.159 Wow, well I can't I can't wait, Neive, do you 0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:19.719 have any outside of just uh road trips and what 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:21.920 is it? Road trips in Tennis? What was the other thing? 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:23.960 Not beaches? 0:20:24.640 --> 0:20:24.840 Oh? 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:27.399 Beaches and road trips? Neve? Do you have any suggestions 0:20:27.480 --> 0:20:29.840 for cool perth stuff to. 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:41.440 Do Rottennest Island and for wooll driving as well? 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.159 Oh wait, you know, I know, I don't know. I 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:46.320 know something I want to ask you guys about. I 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:48.560 want how do I see a Quaker? I want to 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:49.680 see a quaker. 0:20:50.680 --> 0:20:53.560 That's Rottenest Island. So you catch a ferry it's like 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:57.720 an hour away, just off your perth and then you 0:20:57.760 --> 0:21:00.080 can see the cockers. 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:01.639 Have you got? For those who don't know, a quaker 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:06.560 is like it's like a really big hamster kind. 0:21:06.320 --> 0:21:10.000 Of yeah, they're like they're like they're like a little 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:15.000 teddy bear and on Rottnest Island they have no natural predators, 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:18.040 so they're just like not scared to go up to you. 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:19.919 So you can get right next to them, like cuddle 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:21.080 them and take a photo with them. 0:21:21.640 --> 0:21:25.679 Oh wow, man, wouldn't that be great to live in 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:28.720 an island where you have no natural predators? 0:21:29.880 --> 0:21:30.080 Oh? 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:30.840 Iconic? 0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:34.720 When you come to Perth, Yeah, we'll get on. We'll 0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:37.320 get on my boat and we'll take you over to Rotnest. 0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:42.679 You have a boat, I've got a boat. Okay, that's that. 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:44.880 That's that's sexual engineer money. 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:49.240