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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Tilgariff.

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Speaker 2: We uh boy, it's been a while since I've seen you.

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Speaker 1: My god, how your hair looks so long?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you look like have you been overseas? We just

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Speaker 2: let's let's let people in. Okay, we just finished an episode.

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Speaker 2: We were sugar crashing, so we decided, hey, let's stop

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Speaker 2: this episode. Yeah, we waited one whole minute and now

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Speaker 2: we're starting to you. Yeah, but don't worry. We got

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Speaker 2: sugar right here in the console.

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Speaker 3: It's fine there, don't worry about us. I'm eating on

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Speaker 2: Yes, in the drink holder, there's large horse sized sugar cubes.

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Speaker 1: Actually, can I show you something that made me laugh?

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Speaker 3: And I do not know how this got here in

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Speaker 2: Look, just one peanut.

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Speaker 3: There's a peanut, and I don't it's a full old

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Speaker 3: fashioned mister peanut style. It just needs a monocle and

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Speaker 3: some tap shoes. And this is mister peanut. Yes, a peanut.

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Speaker 3: I didn't put it here. I don't eat peanuts like

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Speaker 2: And here is so bizarre. You have a classic nineteen

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Speaker 2: I do dare me?

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Speaker 1: Well, what's it from that? Like a squirrel could have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he doesn't get inside that shell. The nuts

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Speaker 2: Right yeah, okay, yeah, it's just like uber drive have

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Speaker 2: which side of the street are you on? I am guys?

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Speaker 1: Pinut surprises? Am I right?

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Speaker 2: It's insane? Yeah, that's almost scary. Yeah, just because it's

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Speaker 2: a haunted food from yesteryear. Just in your modern car.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 3: And also it's like even my squirrel excuse is like,

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Speaker 3: well what are you talking?

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, am I two differently?

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Speaker 4: Right? Now?

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Speaker 2: I think you're in the middle, but.

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Speaker 2: Lege you were fine, You were fine that whole time.

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Speaker 2: It just had the feel of you were almost that

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Speaker 2: Yes see, now it would be bad, Yeah, now it

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Speaker 3: My thing is where would a panut? Like did a

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, there's two options, and I always mess it up.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the friend that put the peanut. There is an

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Speaker 1: He is a ghost peanut.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the people are always under the misconception that a

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Speaker 2: I've seen movies recently where ghosts can travel and go

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Speaker 2: I've always thought about that though. Why can't ghosts why

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Speaker 1: Guess not? The energy doesn't last. My thing is and

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Speaker 2: I think we've done it.

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Speaker 2: So I'm very excited for today's guests. This is well

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Speaker 1: I know people who know him, but I've never met him.

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Speaker 1: We just have to remember to be interesting ourselves. No, no, yeah.

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Speaker 3: We don't be ourselves, be more interesting, interesting and interested?

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's directed towards me. I need it

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Speaker 2: I haven't been doing that. Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 3: No, No, I'm taking a joke about how you make

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Speaker 1: Right where It's like, well.

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Speaker 2: You yeah, fine, I'll ask him about their lives. Fine,

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Speaker 2: describe weird dreams I've had, the moment he gets in

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Speaker 1: We can't get through it, we won't make it.

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Speaker 2: I will not talk about the coyote in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Why is it suffering something?

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Speaker 2: looks a little better. It was just hot that week.

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Speaker 1: Get it out, yep. Anything else you need to say.

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Speaker 2: When I saw him go around the corner, he start

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Speaker 2: It's one of those coyotes that one hundred percent looks

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Speaker 2: I think someone did that, and I think it may

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Speaker 1: Oh that's in the first episode of Baskets.

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Speaker 2: But we're just spinning our wheels. We have a guest

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Speaker 2: We are like a litigious rich little.

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Speaker 1: Please don't yell at me. First of all, rich Little.

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Speaker 2: Karen pull over. Rich Little used to just do the

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Speaker 3: That took a while to wind itself out in popular culture.

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Speaker 2: Clearly you don't want us in your neighborhood. If we

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Speaker 3: Yes, we would be like are you creeps? And we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, are you weird.

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Speaker 2: No, you're you have a uniform and you're part of

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Speaker 2: We asked for his for directions from that guy that

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Speaker 2: That was fun. It's it's not enough time has passed

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Speaker 1: No, no, it needs we need like three years.

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Speaker 2: It gotta go only early two thousands to see this.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah, how that worked out perfectly. That's great.

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Speaker 2: I love the classic? Yeah, you know from clubs and

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Speaker 2: Waller everyone. That was one of those classic. Like the

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Speaker 2: Hi Matt, Hi you guys, thank you, Hi joining us.

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Speaker 4: I'm excited. I'm excited we are as well.

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Speaker 4: I love that. It's a nice car too. I was expecting, like, a,

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Speaker 4: I don't know, it's just a junker.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, way, not on this show.

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Speaker 4: First class. I love it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well that was the first few seasons, the junker era.

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Speaker 4: But now I won't besmirch my neighbors. But there was

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Speaker 4: so you were trying the gentleman that you were talking to.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yes, he he just shoots us

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Speaker 4: Well no not, they're lovely. But it's also like I

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Speaker 2: He had a connected like like he he could handle himself.

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Speaker 2: there's no way, even though he looks like a soprano

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Speaker 1: Yes, necklace is really big.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like that's you're asking for it, if

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Speaker 4: But we're not profiling people by their body type or

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Speaker 2: No, but those two things combined, of course we will

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Speaker 2: what choice do we have, certainly not on their own

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Speaker 4: Oh, was there a lot of I didn't get a

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Speaker 2: It waffed it in and it's just a memory. Now

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Speaker 1: How's it going, what's going down?

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Speaker 4: What's going down? I was thinking we could get some

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Speaker 2: How many chickens and our.

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Speaker 4: Seven chickens, right, now and we get about two or

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Speaker 4: That looks like Sandford and Sun live there.

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Speaker 2: So did you have someone come over that makes cattios

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Speaker 4: For Yeah, there's a place in Lompoc, California called Dare

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Speaker 2: So that's so cool.

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Speaker 3: But if that's your neighbors threatening you in a way

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's a passive aggressive girl.

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Speaker 4: Wait, what do you It wasn't from those neighbors. It

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Speaker 4: Just like two people and we can we know the family,

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Speaker 1: Oh did you were you? Do you have kids? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Well, what's funny is he tries to get one hen

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Speaker 4: No gratitude. And then they're curious and they I think

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Speaker 4: all run and follow me. Yeah, but the roosters will

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00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 4: sneak up on you and peck you when you least

447
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 4: expect it.

448
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 2: Like if I just a stranger went into that coop,

449
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 2: they would go straight from my face, right, they would

450
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: run away.

451
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 4: If the roosters were in there, they would go after

452
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 4: your legs. They wouldn't. They don't get up high.

453
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 2: I stayed at a I was doing a show in

454
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 2: Denver and stayed at someone's house and they had a

455
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 2: giant turkey in the backyard and it was really intimidating

456
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 2: and very related. Immediately I could tell to a dinosaur

457
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 2: like talons, scaly talons and a way of like moving

458
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 2: their head around that was very Jurassic to me.

459
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:32,640
Speaker 4: And they're weird looking, huh yeah, and mean, oh really yeah.

460
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 4: I don't think I've been around turkeys.

461
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 2: It was not a turkey. I would pardon, I would

462
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 2: just let it happen.

463
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 3: What aren't turkeys known to be kind of stupid. I

464
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 3: think they're not as maybe not as threatening, only because

465
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 3: they kind of can't get it together to the right.

466
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: The violence this one felt towards me, who wasn't thinking

467
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 2: it through.

468
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 4: And do you think they're violent because of their insecurity

469
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 4: about their intelligence?

470
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

471
00:22:56,359 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 2: You know, I college, I know everyone thinks that this

472
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 2: sort of applies to humans.

473
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 4: Who are you looking at? What do you what's going

474
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 4: on over there? You got a problem?

475
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, And to make up for it, this turkey had

476
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 2: a jacked up black truck.

477
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 1: So scary.

478
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think it was a turkey that knew

479
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 2: what was going to be have a bad day on Thanksgiving.

480
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 2: Not to get graphic, but I think it was that

481
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 2: you think they sense it. This was an actual guy

482
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 2: raising turkeys for food.

483
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: So he got a turkey.

484
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,239
Speaker 2: More than one turkey, there used to be more, And

485
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,120
Speaker 2: I didn't want to hear the story about that.

486
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: Just Thanksgiving. The story of thanks.

487
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the story of Thanksgiving and the buckles on the shoes.

488
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 3: It gets pouring math when eggs, When the prices of

489
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 3: eggs went through the roof, did you feel a sense

490
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 3: of like accomplishment and like you had beaten the system because.

491
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 4: You had it. It's like, it's nice to like grow

492
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 4: your own food, especially like it started during the pandemic

493
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 4: when nobody knew what was happening, and like there were

494
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 4: people were rushing the store and it's like, I don't

495
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 4: know how long this is going to be weird, And

496
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 4: so it is nice to grow your own food. It is.

497
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 4: And I don't know that we saved a ton of money, but.

498
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: Are we getting pulled over.

499
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: By me? Wait? Okay, it's there, it's keep going.

500
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 4: I'll tell you where it is. You got a wrong address.

501
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 3: Okay, I wondered, I'm like this blue house.

502
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 4: Okay, No, it's a business. It's by the stables.

503
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that a Questionna, that makes sense.

504
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 4: But they may be closed, but we'll see it.

505
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: People selling chicken feed out of their bedroom window.

506
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 4: So you guys travel right for comedy.

507
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: Yes, there are times when that's all I do, and

508
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 2: now it's more periodic.

509
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 4: But I was just in like Pennsylvania, in upstate New York,

510
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 4: and I feel like houses are businesses more than they

511
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 4: are in La in California, you know what I mean.

512
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 4: Like that house would be like the tax guy and

513
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 4: he would have a shingle, and that one would be

514
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 4: like a shoe repair guy and he would have a

515
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 4: thing right in front of the house. But it's like

516
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 4: totally suburban area.

517
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I missed that. I used to live in Austin, Texas,

518
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 2: and one there was no building codes. If you want

519
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 2: to make your house four stories tall, it seems like

520
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 2: you could just do it, really yeah, And so many

521
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 2: houses were bars or corner stores really yeah, and little modification,

522
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 2: just like yep, we have a yellow curb and a sign,

523
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 2: but it just looks like someone's house. And I thought

524
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 2: that was so cool.

525
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 4: That is cool.

526
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 3: It is because then you can get a kit kat

527
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 3: where whenever you need it, wherever you need it.

528
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I I it's so weird when you find

529
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: out after a couple of blocks you've been in a race.

530
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:57,959
Speaker 1: Well, we beat you.

531
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 4: A guy on the bike with it is funny during

532
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 4: rush hour when the same bike keeps passing you, it's like, oh,

533
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 4: you are winning.

534
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 3: Ultimately, you are right in this argument.

535
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 4: You are winning this race.

536
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 3: I like the and this is I've seen it in Wisconsin,

537
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 3: but I hear like it's also on the East Coast.

538
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: But the houses that.

539
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 3: Are bars, so you're literally walking in and it's someone's

540
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 3: living room, but.

541
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: It's a bar.

542
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 4: I do too. I like that they have that around,

543
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 4: like lambeau Field, when you go see a Packer game

544
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 4: and you are literally in someone's like there's family pictures up.

545
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 4: It's just like their living room, but it's a bar.

546
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 1: Kind of great, it is.

547
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 4: I find that interesting.

548
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that everyone in that neighborhood is part owner

549
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 2: of the team, right, isn't that?

550
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 4: Yes, the Packers are owned by like the municipality.

551
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how Dell Computers used to be.

552
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 4: Is that right, like the town owned it.

553
00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 2: Well. I remember when I keep bringing up Austin, I'm

554
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 2: leading up to my big talk about the Big Stinking

555
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 2: Improv Festival, And if you ever went to Clap means

556
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: you did yeah it like early on I think you could.

557
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,719
Speaker 2: It was a publicly traded much like Test, I believe.

558
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 2: But there are people that never worked for Dell. They

559
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 2: just were an early investor in it or a stockholder.

560
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 2: I know very little about finance. And now there are

561
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 2: just kids out where Dell used to be, where the

562
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: comedy club Cap City now is, and it's young people

563
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 2: in Lamborghini's and it's like a lot of people got

564
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 2: rich off of Dell in a way that again I

565
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: don't understand and feel I shouldn't have brought up. But

566
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 2: I was in an improv group in Montana and we

567
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 2: went the Big Stinking Improv Cool. There was only there

568
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 2: a couple of years, and I don't recall if you

569
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: and the Upright Citizens.

570
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 4: Brigade do the Big Stinking Improv.

571
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 2: I just remember the learning about that all good improvisers

572
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: are basically from Chicago or you know, a lot like

573
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 2: there was we did the annoyance that Joe Bill guy

574
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 2: was there and.

575
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 1: We learned about horse sighting.

576
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 4: Yes, right past the horse Renolds, you'll pull in to

577
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 4: the parking lot.

578
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 2: I like that. Instead of a sign, they just have

579
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 2: horses in the area.

580
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 4: This parking lot here. I don't know if they're open,

581
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 4: like so I'll just see this.

582
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: It's the best.

583
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 4: They might close. I don't know. You guys keep talking,

584
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 4: but no, we have little breaks all the time. You do.

585
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 4: This could be really quick.

586
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 2: We have treats for you too. We only ate a

587
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 2: few of them. They're munchkins. They're very similar to a

588
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 2: doughnut whole. Just a simple peanut. It comes back with

589
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 2: the peanut.

590
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 3: Could you get me three more peanuts?

591
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 4: Oh? No, they close it five.

592
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: Oh they were ship That's okay.

593
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 4: Other errand okay, I have to go to lens crafers

594
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 4: You guys about super boring, brilliant offer. Can I not

595
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 4: exploit you guys. I mean, that's the guy who would

596
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 4: have loaded my chicken, and I always tip them a dollar.

597
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 4: You guys talk about tipping on one episode. That's why

598
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 4: I was like, whenever somebody loads something, I do give

599
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 4: me cash. Of course, I've never driven through here.

600
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: I think because it never hit it I always stick out.

601
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 3: I'm not afraid to go down a dirt road if

602
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 3: you need to get where you're from. From Petaluma up

603
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 3: in northern California, Okay, and we actually it's pretty pretty

604
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 3: small when on the writers from there. But we did

605
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 3: four h growing up, and so we oh wow, we

606
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 3: did chickens because they were like easier. My aunt had

607
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 3: a farm. We did sheep, and she kept the sheep

608
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 3: on her farm. But then we did chickens and my

609
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 3: dad just built a coop and we had like four

610
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 3: chickens and of course named them and got really involved

611
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 3: with them, and then yeah, something killed them one night. Yeah,

612
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 3: it's they all died very terribly one night where it

613
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 3: was like, oh, no more of that, like no more

614
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 3: getting attached to farm animals.

615
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, every critter, including humans, loves to eat chickens. Don't

616
00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 4: you get chickens? The word is out. Yeah, coyotes, hawks, possums, hobos,

617
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 4: everybody is on the lookout to slaughter those things.

618
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: They're so delicious, they really are.

619
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 4: And the poor animals, like it always happens, it always

620
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 4: ends in tragedy, but egg chickens they could survive.

621
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: Was that the bike guy different?

622
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 4: Different, one.

623
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,959
Speaker 2: The other guy has changed outfits and is lying on

624
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 2: his couch waiting. Yeah.

625
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 4: And should we go to lens crafters? Absolutely, yeah, all right,

626
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 4: let's go. Laugh.

627
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: I think, what are you getting a new lens?

628
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 4: Tell me if I'm being an annoying guest, by the way,

629
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 4: by having you do errands?

630
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not at all.

631
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 4: No.

632
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 2: It used to be we used to go to the

633
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: airport and swear and sweat the whole time because we

634
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: thought our guests would miss a flight. Like anything is

635
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 2: less stressful than that.

636
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 4: Oh my god. I would never do that here. I

637
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 4: never even asked people to pick me up at the airport. Yeah,

638
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 4: it's so stressful.

639
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: No, no one should ask.

640
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 4: Let's go left here, and I think I can give

641
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 4: us there. Yeah. Chickens are like the delicious thing that

642
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 4: everybody wants to kill. Yeah, but that's cool. You were

643
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 4: in the four h that's real farm.

644
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: It was pretty farmy.

645
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 3: I mean we were like the furthest out from it.

646
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 3: My dad used to joke that we were like gentlemen farmers.

647
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 3: But it was actually kind of a fun. I like

648
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 3: that people are getting into it now because it does

649
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 3: make sense. It's like people during COVID, like I'm going

650
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 3: to learn to make bread, and I'm going to learn.

651
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: To do all these things, like, right, we should all

652
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: know how.

653
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 3: To do stuff like this, yeah, or like raise animals

654
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 3: or whatever.

655
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 2: And then also doing it yourself and not being part

656
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 2: of all those industries, which, if you look into them,

657
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: are all bad.

658
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

659
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 4: And it's kind of like greener because you're reusing like

660
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 4: your table scraps to feed the chickens, and then my

661
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 4: friends give me their used egg cartons and then I

662
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 4: give them eggs, you know, And it's kind of like

663
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 4: a little there's less trucking involved in the whole process,

664
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 4: do you know what I mean. Yeah, it's a smaller,

665
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 4: tinier improvement I guess on your footprint.

666
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny how any interest in it will lead

667
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 2: towards some level of environmentalism.

668
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 4: I think so. I think it is a little bit.

669
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Speaker 4: I mean, I still I'm disgusted with how much consumerism

670
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 4: rules our lives.

671
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: But yes, it's so crazy, isn't it.

672
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

673
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 3: It's like in the nineties when I was in college

674
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 3: and there would be people who would talk about capitalism

675
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 3: and fuck capitalism.

676
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: I'd be like, what are you talking? That's just how

677
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: everything works.

678
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 3: And now the idea that that's kind of becoming the

679
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 3: way the thing people are talking about of like this,

680
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 3: this is crushing all of us. It's like, oh, I

681
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 3: get it, now, this makes sense. We don't all need

682
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 3: one thousand choices of a plastic thing.

683
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not just the thing. The kid with the

684
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 2: mohawk writes on his notebook. There's actually a lot of

685
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: it's real, a lot of meaning.

686
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 4: The Anarchy kid.

687
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the Anarchy kid.

688
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: It's so funny. It's just a cool logo. I was

689
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 2: writing Anarchy dead Kennedy's a band. I had not listened

690
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 2: to just intographic design more than anything.

691
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 4: I studied abroad in Austria my junior year of college,

692
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 4: and when I moved back, I went to college in

693
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 4: northern Illinois. We rented a house with some friends and

694
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 4: there were those anarchy people had written anarchy everywhere and

695
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 4: it's the same slogan as like a Austria sticker in

696
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 4: a car. So I thought people were really into Austria

697
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 4: all that the people who lived there before us were

698
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 4: really into Austria. That's so random, Like I was just

699
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 4: in Austria. It looks just like that sticker that people

700
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 4: in Austria put on the back of their bumper, the

701
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 4: Austria the A with the circle around it, and I'm like, wow,

702
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 4: I wonder if I knew them?

703
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 2: Little funny.

704
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 4: Isn't that funny?

705
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: That is hilarious?

706
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 6: This must be the transfer student house also, because Austria

707
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 6: is it kind of an obscure of all the countries

708
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 6: that I've ever heard of people like going to was it?

709
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: Did it have to do with your major? Or were

710
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: you like?

711
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 4: No. A girl on my dorm floor freshman year came

712
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 4: back and she was a friend and she's like, you

713
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 4: have to go to Austria for it because our school

714
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 4: had an exchange program. Like why, She's like, because we

715
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 4: traveled everywhere. It's in the middle of Europe and every

716
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 4: weekend we went to Italy and Hungary and Poland and

717
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 4: Norway and we were back for school on Fundays. And

718
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 4: so I'm like, maybe I will. And she planted the

719
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 4: seed and then I junior year, I didn't know what

720
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 4: I was doing. I was kind of lost. I'm like,

721
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 4: can I I asked my parents. They said, you can

722
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 4: go for a year, and it was affordable, and they

723
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 4: ended up going for a whole year.

724
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, and what was it like, I mean, can

725
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: you give us a.

726
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 2: Little was it like walka?

727
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 4: It was very good chocolate, very good beer. It was

728
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 4: American student living basically in the stables for from the

729
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 4: Sound of Music in Salzburg, Austria. It was gorgeous, but

730
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 4: it was the castle stables and our school was the stables.

731
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 4: It was a bunch of kids from Rochester Institute of

732
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 4: Design that were photography students, and then a bunch of

733
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 4: kids from Miami, of Ohio and Northern Illinois. Different schools

734
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 4: had American programs over there, and all the everyone lived

735
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 4: with an Austrian family. Oh yeah, it was pretty interesting

736
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 4: and it was wonderful and I had to learn to

737
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 4: speak German and.

738
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you were there a whole year.

739
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 4: I was there a whole year. In the month between semesters,

740
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 4: my roommate was from there was a bunch of kids

741
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 4: from Tokyo, Japan that were part of the program. Weirdly,

742
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 4: and my roommate was from Tokyo. So the month between

743
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 4: the fall and winter we lived. We basically lived in Turkey.

744
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 4: We knocked around Turkey because it was so cheap and

745
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 4: I'd never been to Turkey and that was like mind

746
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 4: bogglingly interesting.

747
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 3: I want to go to Turkey really bad because they

748
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 3: have all those really old mosaics. Did you go to

749
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 3: the Mosaic Museum where it's basically like they're from three

750
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 3: thousand years ago.

751
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 4: Uh, there's a town called Ephesis that they brought back

752
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 4: all these mosaics. But I don't know if it's the

753
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 4: where the museum is. You can go left here. I

754
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 4: think this might service, but I don't know. But yeah,

755
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,240
Speaker 4: it's what's amazing about Turkey is there's so much ancient

756
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 4: history there and it's not like Greece, like everyready thinks

757
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 4: Greece had everything, but they had tons of stuff happening

758
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 4: in that area too.

759
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

760
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, anywhere you go you realize how much older everywhere

761
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 2: is than America.

762
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Italy. You're in a seven eleven and then

763
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 4: there's a column in the parking lot that's two thousand

764
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 4: BC and that's got a plaque. It's like what.

765
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, yeah, when I was in England, i went

766
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 2: through a graveyard because you know, it's kind of cool

767
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: to see that people died in sixteen eighty or whatever.

768
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 2: And I saw a tombstone from the seventeen hundreds, and

769
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: it was the guy's name, and it wrote he had

770
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,479
Speaker 2: the quote, help, there's beetles and worms down here.

771
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: No.

772
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: And to me, that that a guy hundreds of years

773
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 2: ago wanted that joke on his tombstone made me so happy,

774
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 2: Like a joke tombstone and this guy was like, yeah,

775
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: he died of old age at forty and wanted it

776
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 2: was just so great to me.

777
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 4: That's pretty funny. I love. There was one I think

778
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 4: it was another English one. Oh yeah, there's the Lenscraft

779
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 4: there it is, I think on his tombstone said born

780
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 4: a man, died a baker. Oh that's great funny.

781
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

782
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of fun to like. I don't know

783
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,240
Speaker 4: that I would. I mean, I guess I haven't planned

784
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 4: on doing it. Having a comic that's half on your tombstone.

785
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's figure him out.

786
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 4: That would be like ballsy.

787
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: I think that. That's what I'm impressed with the most

788
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 2: people that aren't horrified to die, That's that's that's what

789
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 2: I'm impressed.

790
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 4: Well, it kind of doesn't matter either, obviously you're gone, right.

791
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 4: Your family might be like, oh no, we don't want that.

792
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but that's when you say, don't be selfish.

793
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: This is my tombstone.

794
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's what I'll put on my tombstone.

795
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: There it is.

796
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 2: Shut up, mom, I mean here combing my hair. Stop knocking.

797
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 4: Now. Have you guys ever been to a Lens Crafters?

798
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 4: Does that interest you?

799
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,479
Speaker 2: I mean, I've I'm a Warby Parker guy.

800
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 4: I normally am too, but I was in a rush

801
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 4: and I lost my glasses when I was out of state,

802
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I just called them and said, can

803
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 4: you just print me up another parent?

804
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 2: That's what I did. I got these exact lenses, went

805
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 2: to the improv. They were two days old. I set

806
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 2: them down somewhere, someone grabbed them assuming hey, these are

807
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 2: my Warby Parkers in a case, and they never were

808
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: found again. I've went and bought the exact same ones. Yeah,

809
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: here's five hundred dollars again away exactly.

810
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: Which Also, there's it's all it's all marked up. Well

811
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 3: you'll see when you.

812
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 2: Go in there.

813
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 4: You'll see when you go what do you mean what

814
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 4: am I going to see? Well?

815
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 3: It just they cost thirty five dollars to make about

816
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 3: your we all pay eight hundred dollars to get glasses

817
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 3: and it's just a scam.

818
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 4: I know it is a scam. I prepaid. I think

819
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 4: it's gonna I think it came in around five hundred. Everything.

820
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 2: We're just getting you excited by letting you know it's

821
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 2: a ripoff. But they're needed, they're needed. I know, all right,

822
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 2: we'll be back with Matt Walsh. I've never done that.

823
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: I know that's cool.

824
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 2: It's just something different, Yes, but.

825
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: Also what's fucking Mount Walsh like?

826
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 2: Do what you want little breaks?

827
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the coolest.

828
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: You have to bring up a time when you guys

829
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: were hung out.

830
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: So we didn't, though I can't. I went out.

831
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 3: I dated a guy that was kind of like friends

832
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 3: with him, but more of like just worshiped him, and

833
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 3: so I met him once through that guy. But this

834
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 3: was literally the year two thousand, so I was completely

835
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 3: just assuming, especially with the career he's had, right, I

836
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: was just like, it's nice to meet you, and I

837
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 3: fucking do that every time where you don't have to

838
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 3: say those words and you can slip out of any

839
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 3: social awkwardness, and I just do it every time.

840
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I started saying, because it's usable if you have

841
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 2: met someone or not. I just always say it's good

842
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 2: to see you. I don't say again, no, it's good

843
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 2: to see you. No, I did mean for the first time.

844
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: And you can't prove I didn't.

845
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.

846
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 7: I used to actually get my glasses at this Lenscrafter's

847
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 7: because I worked close by and lived to look like

848
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 7: And it was so frustrating because I'd always be like, yeah,

849
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 7: I just don't want these rectangular you know, like it

850
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 7: was like early two thousands and everything was like rectangular,

851
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 7: Oh right, rectangular glasses.

852
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, could I get a different kind?

853
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 3: And it was just like there was no other options.

854
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 3: Those are back now.

855
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: They shan't be I. I really don't like them, and

856
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 2: I see them sometimes or round ones. Oh man. My

857
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 2: sister got me some readers that were just wears walldow

858
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 2: round and what like. I thought you they're quirky. I'm like, no, yeah, Chris,

859
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 2: look at me right now.

860
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 1: Those are different.

861
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 2: Those look like they flip up, you know what I'm

862
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: talking about. These were turtle shell Sally Jesse, Raphael, small.

863
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: Little guys.

864
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 2: But those are around and cool. Maybe I'm wrong, Well,

865
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: it's just a personality.

866
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 4: Did you get I'm wearing them?

867
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: Those are the Are those the great?

868
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 2: You can't go wrong with that classic aviator?

869
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 4: And then they asked me, I will tell me, what

870
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 4: are you guys talking about. I don't want to be rude.

871
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to listen to the episode.

872
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 4: Talking.

873
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 2: Lets let him in.

874
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: Doesn't he look old?

875
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 2: That's that limp and.

876
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 5: It's and then you have a totally different experience and

877
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 5: you're like, that was really felt like on a Saturday

878
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 5: with old friends.

879
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,919
Speaker 2: Did you want to bring up the other that guy?

880
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 3: Oh, just just to say, have you ever had problems

881
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 3: with people mistaking you for the right wing pundit Matt

882
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 3: Walsh not.

883
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 4: In person but on the internets. Yeah, not lately, but yeah,

884
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 4: because he's very He's like a conservative provocateur who says

885
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 4: awful things to get the left all wound up, and

886
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 4: then people come at me. Oh no, I'm like, I'm

887
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 4: not him. I don't I didn't write a book.

888
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 2: You know, so people do come at you.

889
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 4: Not lately, like I think it's kind of known. But

890
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 4: when he's like spiking or trending after some awful thing,

891
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 4: he said, someone out of the woodwork will come out

892
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 4: of nowhere and find maybe follow me for the first

893
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 4: eight or something, you know what I mean? And then

894
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 4: you're an asshole and I'm like, or I don't respond.

895
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: Right, But did you take money from Russia?

896
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,479
Speaker 4: Though too, I've never taken money from Russia. I didn't

897
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 4: make a movie about what is a woman? I don't

898
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 4: poke the left and say things I don't necessarily believe.

899
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was almost worth? When I first moved to

900
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 2: Los Angeles, there was a I'm Chris Fairbanks and this

901
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 2: guy's Christopher Fairbanks and he was he had been on

902
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 2: Comedy Roll and he had done some stand up, but

903
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: he is mostly an actor, and he had been on

904
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 2: that TV show Hunter. But but we didn't look he

905
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 2: was tall. He looked like Martin mull from Night Court

906
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,280
Speaker 2: or you know, that kind of a figure.

907
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 4: And that's where the good Donut place is right over there.

908
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's that's that's a good one.

909
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 2: That's like one from the Donuts documentary.

910
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 4: But did it? But did it limit you? Or were

911
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 4: you confused?

912
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't understand. First of all, I

913
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 2: don't know what IMDb is. I'm not worried about credit.

914
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you're talking. He was concerned

915
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: more than I was, and was coming to shows that

916
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: I was doing really and like, hey, we got to

917
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 2: take care of this.

918
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,720
Speaker 4: Uh, take care of it. Yeah.

919
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 2: He was worried that I was going to go by

920
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: Christopher because that was He's like, do you just go

921
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 2: by Chris or Christopher? I said, I'll just go by

922
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: Chris and you go by Christopher and keep being a

923
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 2: foot taller than me, and and yeah and then and

924
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 2: I still talk to him every now and then. He's

925
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 2: actually a nice guy. But what made it weird was

926
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 2: we both had comedy credits.

927
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 4: Was his sag name the same as yours?

928
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went by Christopher. I've always kind of wanted

929
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 2: to go by Christopher. I thought it sounded more professional,

930
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 2: but it makes people think of that Columbus prick.

931
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.

932
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: So I just stayed Chris and he's Christopher and that

933
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 2: was the end of it.

934
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 3: I would be scared if someone showed up at a

935
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 3: show to discuss the business they believed.

936
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: That we had.

937
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be I would be like, I can't,

938
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 3: I can't talk multiple times.

939
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 4: Yeah really, But.

940
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 2: Then he was really nice about it. I just it

941
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 2: was like, oh he was free again tonight also, but yeah,

942
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 2: it it. I'm not I'm not talking bad about that.

943
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: No, no, no, though that's clearly probably.

944
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 4: Sure everyone he's scrolling through a name checking all of

945
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 4: that episode.

946
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: He finally mentioned me.

947
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 4: Well, he was being I think he was being an

948
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 4: adult about it. But that would be nervous and intimidated.

949
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 4: If somebody started coming by my shows and going, hey, man,

950
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 4: we got to talk about the name thing, Yeah, I'd

951
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 4: be like, uh, whatever you want.

952
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: Yeah I was.

953
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 2: I was still in my twenties, and yes, he very

954
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 2: much was an adult, and that's why it was intimidating.

955
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 2: I probably didn't know how to talk back then. I've

956
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:42,439
Speaker 2: only learned in recent years how to communicate with other

957
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 2: adult men.

958
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: You've gotten.

959
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 2: Way practice.

960
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 4: Are there any Karen Kilgarriffs.

961
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 3: Yes, my cousin John actually married a woman named Karen,

962
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 3: So there's there's a Karen kill Griff that I get

963
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 3: to talk to like a couple times a year, who

964
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 3: from when my podcast got popular reports to me all

965
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 3: the shit that happens to her because of that. So

966
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,879
Speaker 3: there's like an actual and she lives in Sacramento, which

967
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 3: is where I tried to go to college but didn't

968
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 3: do a very good job at it.

969
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: So that's kind of funny.

970
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 2: Just out of interest, and who else has my name?

971
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 2: There was like a professional bodybuilder that had won some

972
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 2: national competitions and a fireman that did a lot of

973
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 2: heroic things during nine to eleven. Oh and so.

974
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: I was sorry, two different people. These are all.

975
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks's but different guys.

976
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: Bodybuilder is not the fireman.

977
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 2: Different guy. Yeah, yeah, but it's just Google imaging usually

978
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 2: looking for myself. And then all of a sudden there's

979
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 2: a ripped guy and a patriot hero, and then and

980
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 2: then five more and then me. But I was I

981
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 2: had the meeting where they're like, so what do you

982
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was a pitch meeting because I

983
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 2: was young and dumb and full of you know, I'm

984
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: sorry this all the time, so things like that, Yeah,

985
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 2: exactly exactly. I should have just said it anyway, I

986
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 2: act I pitched, Oh what about I don't know, a

987
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 2: reality show where I live with this other comedian Chris

988
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 2: Fairbanks and a fireman named Chris Fairranks and a bodybuilder

989
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 2: named Chris Fairbanks and we have to live in a house.

990
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: And it was during reality house shows, being what everyone wanted,

991
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 2: and they were like, we like that, and I'm like,

992
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: oh no, and I I just didn't pick up the

993
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 2: phone for a while.

994
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: That problem solved it, I solved it.

995
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to do that.

996
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 3: You sold a show in the room and you're like, Nope,

997
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 3: this isn't gonna work.

998
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 2: It got a slight green thumb. Uh.

999
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it should scared yourself.

1000
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: I did How long were the Upright Citizens Brigade a

1001
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 2: group before it was a TV show or did it

1002
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 2: happen around the same time.

1003
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 4: We were a group in the early nineties in Chicago

1004
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 4: and we got a TV show in ninety eight.

1005
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: Okay, it was a great TV show.

1006
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 2: It was great.

1007
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: I really loved watching it.

1008
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 2: Was it on MTV or Comedy Central?

1009
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 4: Comedy Central?

1010
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I brought up MTV. There's that goddamn group

1011
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 2: the state.

1012
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 4: We were kids.

1013
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah you guys, Oh yeah.

1014
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 4: Well they had a show when we landed in New York,

1015
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 4: and I think it was just ending when we got

1016
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 4: to New York. How bad do you want to But

1017
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 4: I'm friends with like David Wayne and all those guys.

1018
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 4: Tom Lennon like it doesn't.

1019
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I noticed you didn't say Michael lean Black.

1020
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 4: Mike lean Black, I've done shows with Michael Linn Black. Yeah,

1021
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 4: he's funny. Yeah. I visited his house in Savannah, Georgia.

1022
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 4: Oh no, I know hole.

1023
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 2: No, I Doug a hole, No I know. Yeah.

1024
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeah. We get along swimmingly. Yeah.

1025
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: Oh really Like the nineties competition though, was its own era.

1026
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 3: And then also I think it made people like try

1027
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 3: really hard. It's like you guys wanted to, you know,

1028
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 3: be as good, if not beat the state.

1029
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: Yea, that's always good.

1030
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 4: Were you part of mister Show? I was part of

1031
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 4: mister shot performing just performing, just performing? Yeah really yeah,

1032
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 4: that was like a standard that was I would see

1033
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 4: shows when you guys were taping, I think before we

1034
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 4: had a show.

1035
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 1: Oh really.

1036
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 4: I would come to LA for whatever pilot season, and

1037
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 4: I knew people like you know, Jerry Minor that were

1038
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 4: circling yeah, yeah Hoffman and so I knew them from Chicago,

1039
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 4: and so I would go see tape things and I

1040
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 4: loosely got to know Bob.

1041
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: Do you leave it a little bit?

1042
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 3: Maybe such a cool like happenstance for me where like

1043
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 3: obviously didn't know those guys moved to LA and just

1044
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 3: we all started doing shows at the same place, and

1045
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 3: so it was kind of like a little group formed

1046
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 3: just purely around more of the people, like people that

1047
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 3: everybody liked to drink together. And then it was like,

1048
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 3: but we also are doing the show, and then we

1049
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 3: all think the other people are funny. It was like,

1050
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 3: what a great, I don't know, what a lucky thing

1051
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 3: to be able to kind of fall into that those relationships.

1052
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, I agree, and I think that's the easier

1053
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 8: part of being a sketch performer versus a stand up

1054
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there's that community and a bit of camaraderie

1055
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 8: and you do things together, you collaborate together, but you

1056
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 8: also drink too much together.

1057
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,439
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I did love the drinking part.

1058
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1059
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 2: I moved to Austin fully intending on doing improv and

1060
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 2: then just started doing stand up. And it was so

1061
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:48,479
Speaker 2: hard to do both that I just because I wasn't

1062
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 2: presented with a group that like, oh, these are all

1063
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 2: my friends and I could see myself hanging out with them.

1064
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 2: If you don't have that going into it, maybe it's

1065
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 2: harder to think about. Yeah, but scans by yourself and

1066
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 2: I could be lazy and not show up. It's only

1067
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 2: me that I'm disappointed.

1068
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 4: Stand up's harder, though. I think it's a much harder

1069
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 4: art form.

1070
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 3: Well it's but I took a I don't know, I

1071
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 3: took an improv class, probably like around two thousand and

1072
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 3: two or something. I was so scared. It was from

1073
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 3: Chris Barnes.

1074
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 4: I know who he is. Yeah, he's a Chicago guy.

1075
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 3: Loved him, Yes, such a good teacher. And I went

1076
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 3: with my friend who was actually signed up for the class,

1077
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 3: and she made me go and I was like, final,

1078
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 3: I'll just go and then we're going out after it.

1079
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 3: And I was like final, I'll just sit in the

1080
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 3: back and I'll say I'm auditing. And of course Chris

1081
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 3: Barnes was like, no, no, no, get up here. You're

1082
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 3: doing it with us, and I was like oh. And

1083
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 3: it was that kind of thing where it's like I'm

1084
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 3: such a control freak and I don't the way I'm

1085
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 3: used to being funny is like all my idea and

1086
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 3: I don't no one else is involved. And that idea

1087
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 3: of like no, no, you have to first of all

1088
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 3: not be funny and just figure out a reality and

1089
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 3: then be there and then figure something out together.

1090
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: Everything about that was so scary to me. Yeah, it

1091
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: was crazy.

1092
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 4: Yeah that is scary, but you're not having to deliver

1093
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 4: a laugh. Yeah, and the beauty of so yeah, that

1094
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 4: is scary. I understand that. But I feel like stand

1095
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 4: up because I did stand up in Chicago for probably

1096
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 4: a year and a half in like say early nineties,

1097
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 4: late eighties, and it was like kind of like anyone

1098
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 4: who had fifteen minutes was like going up to Milwaukee

1099
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 4: and doing a half hour, you know what I mean.

1100
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 4: It was the boom and so they were just grabbing

1101
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 4: you and making you perform more than you had material for. Yeah,

1102
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 4: and that was a roller coaster of up and down,

1103
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 4: just like good nights, bad nights. But you're like alone

1104
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 4: in a hotel in Milwaukee, and like the whole audience

1105
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 4: hated you, and then you're like, am I worthy of hate?

1106
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 4: Maybe they are right, Maybe this self loathing that I'm

1107
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 4: feeling is justified.

1108
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still the hardest part is the hotel room

1109
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 2: by yourself afterwards.

1110
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1111
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you gotta love law and order because

1112
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 3: law and order will be there and if you if

1113
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 3: you meet law and order halfway, you'll be fine.

1114
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 4: It'll like help you forget.

1115
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, really it did for me.

1116
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 2: That soothing ping pong and you.

1117
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 4: Were able to you were able to say I am

1118
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 4: funny those people.

1119
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: God damn it.

1120
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 4: That's great because I don't think I found that that

1121
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 4: show or that I don't know that practice. Yeah, I

1122
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 4: didn't have that practice. It was like hard to.

1123
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 1: Shake, but it was really cool.

1124
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 3: Like the lesson I learned an improv, which is kind

1125
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 3: of like, how about you relax and let something fun

1126
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 3: happen as opposed to actually believing that you're going to

1127
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 3: control this into hilarity.

1128
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 1: Like that was it.

1129
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 3: It was a great experience and kind of like after

1130
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 3: a while, I was like, oh, this makes so much

1131
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 3: more sense, and the skill set is such a larger

1132
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 3: skill set than just listen to me.

1133
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: Right, there's all the things I made up.

1134
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,760
Speaker 2: I would I would panic and go for a laugh,

1135
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 2: and I could hear the rest of the group kind

1136
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 2: of disappointingly sigh because I and I'm like, oh, I'm

1137
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 2: maybe bad at this, and I all I want is

1138
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 2: to get laughs, and it's at the expense of what

1139
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 2: everyone else was trying to build in that moment, and

1140
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, maybe I'm not good at this.

1141
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think my early improve mistakes were like, oh,

1142
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 4: I know how to be funny. You just talk all

1143
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 4: the time. Yeah, And I shudder to think how terrible

1144
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 4: I must have been in my earliest, earliest shows. Yeah,

1145
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 4: me trying to feel silence. It's like, no, totally.

1146
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 2: If I stop talking, I'll hear that they're not laughing.

1147
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 2: If I just rattle through it, Yeah, I still do that.

1148
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 2: But it's so even. It seems like with stand up.

1149
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 2: The first guys I opened for, like Bob Zany, wasn't

1150
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:02,720
Speaker 2: he let's here a Chicago guy, Oh, uncle, Larry Reap,

1151
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 2: Like there was all these guys.

1152
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 4: That they were around when I was doing it.

1153
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would travel and surprise, You're in a condo

1154
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 2: with this guy that's been doing it for twenty five

1155
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 2: years already, and they seem to not enjoy it, and

1156
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 2: I'm just getting excited about it. But it seems like

1157
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 2: everyone was everyone I opened for John Bizarre, everyone was

1158
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 2: from Chicago, all of the stand ups. You are from

1159
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 2: such a because you grew up near Chicago, right, Yeah.

1160
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 4: I I was born in the South Side and lived

1161
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 4: in Chicago, so I was like eleven or twelve, and

1162
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 4: then we moved to the suburbs. So yeah, I spent

1163
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 4: like most of my life in the Chicago area.

1164
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so cool and and yeah I got lucky

1165
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 2: growing up in Montana. Of course, it's not even an option.

1166
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 2: It's I had to like act ad only fall into it.

1167
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 4: But did you go to first LA or first to Austin? I?

1168
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 2: Uh, first to Austin. Yeah, and and stayed there a

1169
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 2: few years. And I just followed a girlfriend that had

1170
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 2: like her life planned and was like, I'm going to

1171
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 2: teach at U T and then and I was like

1172
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 2: can I come? And then she was like you should

1173
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 2: do stand up? Like thank god she was there to

1174
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 2: make me start doing it because I probably would have

1175
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 2: just drank and skateboarded.

1176
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1177
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 2: So it's but yeah, all the we studied Chicago. The

1178
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 2: fact that you studied with that del like you knew

1179
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 2: Dell close when he's alive and worked with him.

1180
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 4: Right, I did. I took classes with that.

1181
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 2: That's great. Clothes so great because we've read the book.

1182
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 2: I remember my first start. We like got that truth

1183
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 2: and Comedy book and like, okay, we have to read

1184
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 2: this and learn and went to Austin for the big

1185
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 2: stinking I guess maybe we meant the naked babies guys. Yes,

1186
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 2: and that's they went down there. Yeah, yeah, and we

1187
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: were like, well, let's we were somehow in like a

1188
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 2: long form thing with that. All we had ever done

1189
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,919
Speaker 2: was short games like freeze tag and stuff. I didn't

1190
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 2: even know about this world of long form and haralds

1191
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 2: and sketches. And I saw how good they were, and

1192
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 2: I was like, eh, I think that's what talked me

1193
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 2: into doing.

1194
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to have that.

1195
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Rob Cordrey and.

1196
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 4: All those guys, Well it's funny, I know, Robin Husky

1197
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 4: and Seth and John.

1198
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're still the sweetest guys.

1199
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think cord told me when they did that

1200
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 4: festival for the first time, they were so new they

1201
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 4: thought like, wow, how do we handle it when all

1202
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 4: these managers and agents come to us after our show

1203
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,439
Speaker 4: at the big stage, Like they thought it was all

1204
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 4: going to change because that I think was one of

1205
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 4: their first breaks. So funny, but we all have that

1206
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 4: like wow, it's gonna all change after like you know,

1207
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 4: my show's on Comedy Central for.

1208
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 2: Four Yeah I thought that too, and I thought that

1209
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 2: they had been doing it forever. Yeah, they were so

1210
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 2: good at it, and I learned a lot from them.

1211
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 2: And then when I moved here, they were working at

1212
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 2: your the the UCB at Franklin, like or at least

1213
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 2: Seth was there.

1214
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was an artistic director there. Yeah.

1215
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. How much were you a part of opening those

1216
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 2: those theaters?

1217
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 4: Well, the one in La, I mean I opened them all.

1218
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 4: The one in La didn't open until like me and

1219
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 4: Ian got out here, but I think Bestor was here

1220
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 4: for a couple of years sure, and then the Franklin

1221
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 4: space opened when like Ian and I were out here,

1222
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 4: So it was kind of like, once we were all

1223
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 4: in one city, we were like, we should probably open

1224
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 4: one here.

1225
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: So yeah, idea.

1226
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean just because there was enough stand

1227
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 2: up going on at least once or twice a week

1228
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 2: that I felt like that was kind of my oddly

1229
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 2: my home stand up club, and I wasn't doing any

1230
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 2: of the the learning that the school taught.

1231
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 4: It was just cool, like the comedy Bang Bang and

1232
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 4: stuff you were.

1233
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1234
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was at Death Ray Comedy death Rays. Yeah, yeah,

1235
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 4: that was a big show. Yeah. Yeah, it was which

1236
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 4: used to be an m bar right.

1237
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 2: Yes, that's where the other Christopher Fairbanks first approached me.

1238
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,919
Speaker 4: Oh, is there a plaque like where you guys had

1239
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 4: your sit down and broker the piece.

1240
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: I have.

1241
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 2: Perfectly symmetrical handshake and had that bronze.

1242
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that was Are you serious?

1243
01:01:58,920 --> 01:01:59,919
Speaker 4: This is a sticky one.

1244
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is not a could we do this?

1245
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 2: It's funny that we just were talking about how terrifying

1246
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 2: is hang tow?

1247
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 4: Yeah do that? Yeah you did it? Tricky one. It's

1248
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 4: not a great one.

1249
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: I knew. I thought they stayed back a little far

1250
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 1: on that.

1251
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard to guess what people are up to that.

1252
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 3: So living so close to that, do you experience that

1253
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 3: or do you kind of have it down?

1254
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 4: I kind of know how to play it. Yeah, but

1255
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 4: I wasn't thinking I was having a conversation. I should

1256
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 4: have been a better no, no, no assistant on that.

1257
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 4: Look at this little theater. Isn't that cool? I didn't

1258
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 4: know that was there? The brick house, brick house theater

1259
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 4: shot out to the brick house guys. Yeah theater are

1260
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 4: still alive.

1261
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 2: Still, Yeah, we're brand new with a vintage looking sign.

1262
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was going to ask you guys. When I

1263
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 4: got my glasses, they asked me for the warranty. Do

1264
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 4: you guys ever get warranties when you buy like a

1265
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,919
Speaker 4: stereo or a TV or a pair of glasses that the.

1266
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 2: Word warranty just means my dad, Like it's something my

1267
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 2: dad would do, and of course I should, but no, no, I.

1268
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 4: Never do ever. Because I asked her, I'm like, well,

1269
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 4: so does it cover them if I lose them? And

1270
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 4: she's like, no, just if something like.

1271
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 3: Is broken, but only up to a certain point yably, yeah,

1272
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 3: and it's two hundred and fifty bucks or something.

1273
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 4: I didn't ask. I didn't go down that road.

1274
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 2: One thing we all three of us should do when

1275
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 2: we purchase our next pocket computer iPhone, it's for eleven

1276
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 2: bucks a month. You get the lost or stolen insurance.

1277
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,439
Speaker 4: I think we have that on our plan, our family plan.

1278
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 4: I think that is worth it. Yeah.

1279
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 2: I can't imagine getting a new phone, losing it and

1280
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 2: then continuing to pay for it. That's what got h

1281
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 2: I mean that.

1282
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that would be nasty, luckily, because an iPhone

1283
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 4: is like if you had no discount and you wanted

1284
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 4: to get the what are they on sixteen?

1285
01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1286
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 4: Yeah? Is that like twelve hundred dollars? I don't even know,

1287
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 4: like without a trading value, right.

1288
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,439
Speaker 2: Because I wanted to keep my old one as my Hey,

1289
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,479
Speaker 2: let me try and become a TikTok comedian filming phone,

1290
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 2: and this will motivate me. I'm not going to have

1291
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:19,800
Speaker 2: the twelve hundred dollars one on a tripod in the

1292
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 2: back of a dark room, you know what I mean.

1293
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 2: Let me the one that has an amazing camera. I'll

1294
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 2: keep that in my pants. And the old one, oh,

1295
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 2: I'll just get a new one. But yeah, it's we

1296
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 2: should all get warranties, is the point.

1297
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, my new filmmaker identity requires me to get the

1298
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 4: most expensive and get me a tripod.

1299
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 3: My thing is that for warranties, do I know where

1300
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 3: that paperwork is when the thing happens, because I can't

1301
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 3: keep track of anything. Yeah, And oftentimes it feels like

1302
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 3: anytime you're like, oh wait, maybe the warranty could help

1303
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 3: me out here, it's like that expired three weeks ago. Yeah, yes,

1304
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 3: so there's a there is a timing issue. It's like

1305
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 3: you're paying but but you're only being covered for a

1306
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 3: little bit.

1307
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 1: It feels like, yeah.

1308
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 4: And if it's a good like if it's Sony or

1309
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 4: like a ken More dishwasher, they have a good warranty

1310
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 4: from the company hopefully right they have that's the hope,

1311
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 4: is that, Yeah, you're you're still covered for most of it.

1312
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on their computer somewhere.

1313
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: Should I go around?

1314
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 4: Should I can go around and we'll figure out. Like

1315
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 4: I think I'm getting kicked out. I think the show's

1316
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 4: dropping in ratings. You're sensing are people logging off?

1317
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: We're looking off. It's so weird.

1318
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 3: If we asked to know, and then it's like, yeah,

1319
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 3: unfortunately this is not testing.

1320
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 2: Well no, it's not that we just got word you

1321
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 2: got the wrong prescription.

1322
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 4: Oh I do have to pick up a prescription.

1323
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 2: We got quot there's no need for four zones of

1324
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 2: vision and one lens.

1325
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: We gotta go back.

1326
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 2: I know that you have I believe twenty brothers and

1327
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 2: sisters six. But I one night did a show in

1328
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 2: at an Italian restaurant. I don't know any more than that.

1329
01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 2: But I was hanging out with this group of guys

1330
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,480
Speaker 2: and we got very drunk, and I had so much

1331
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 2: fun and we were riffing and at the end one

1332
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 2: of them was your.

1333
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 4: Brother, probably my brother Pat It maybe was he lives

1334
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 4: in the valley. He lives in La Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1335
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 4: maybe it was fat. Yeah, that was one of his

1336
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 4: old hangs.

1337
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 2: That's so funny because I was, I had a great

1338
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 2: time with your brother one night, and I knew i'd

1339
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 2: probably never see him again. Yeah, and uh and at

1340
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 2: the last minute he mentioned you're his brother, and I'm like,

1341
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,440
Speaker 2: that guy's the best.

1342
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, he is funny, he is a good guy. Yeah,

1343
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 4: he's like the only family I have here in LA

1344
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 4: like everbody else is in.

1345
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 2: I thought maybe you would know who I was talking about,

1346
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 2: because all your siblings probably didn't move to Los Angeles.

1347
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 2: But how many brothers and sisters do you?

1348
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 4: Three sisters and three brothers.

1349
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing.

1350
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: That's a nice Irish family.

1351
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 4: It's a nice Irish Catholic family.

1352
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 1: Irish Catholic family.

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01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 4: It is very much so. Yeah, it's about as big

1354
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 4: as they get. Yeah, any bigger and boy, although when

1355
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:32,960
Speaker 4: I was I was in Pennsylvania and there was a

1356
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 4: guy and his wife and they had ten foster children.

1357
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 4: I visited their farm. They're kind of an Amish country

1358
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 4: and they're like a nice Christian couple and doing this

1359
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 4: lovely thing of like taking problematic children into their home

1360
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 4: and adopting them slowly. And I'm like, that's a crazy

1361
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 4: big family, especially you can pull into the driveway if

1362
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 4: you want, just nudge in for safety. Yeah, just put

1363
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 4: your nose.

1364
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: Right up to the gate, push it a little well, just.

1365
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 4: So like you don't feel like you're gonna get hit

1366
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 4: or honked at.

1367
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, yeah sure.

1368
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 4: But that's a big family. Ten foster children of all

1369
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 4: different backgrounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah that is.

1370
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:18,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe one day I'll do that.

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01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:21,799
Speaker 4: You're don't advise.

1372
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: It'd be a great father.

1373
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,920
Speaker 2: To someone clearly in need.

1374
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 3: Ten immediately, do you have anything to plug or should

1375
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 3: we be watching anything or thinking about anything that you

1376
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 3: are working on.

1377
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,519
Speaker 4: I'm really liking Murders in the Building. Oh yeah, I'm

1378
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 4: not on it. That's the show. I'm really into that.

1379
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:47,880
Speaker 4: I wait for every week. Okay, there's a movie I

1380
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 4: did with Nick Jonas called The Good Half, which I

1381
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 4: think drops on Hulu next month. Cool Elizabeth Shoe and

1382
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 4: Britney Snow really good cast, really nice movie.

1383
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 2: And then the Juness is good. He was in the

1384
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 2: m m A. The Kingdom.

1385
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,720
Speaker 4: He's a good I mean he was great obviously.

1386
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah I was. That's amazing. Yeah, that'll be great.

1387
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:13,720
Speaker 2: I will watch it.

1388
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I do a podcast like you guys where

1389
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:22,759
Speaker 4: we watch except ours, rewatch episodes of Deep Oh that's great.

1390
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 4: Second in Command.

1391
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: I didn't know that existed.

1392
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, well a lot of people don't know what exist.

1393
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 1: Well we have to tell them.

1394
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. I love Second in Command and it's me and

1395
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 4: Tim Simons and we have a lot sorts of people

1396
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:35,759
Speaker 4: from the show.

1397
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 1: That's so cool.

1398
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:42,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good excuse to talk to people from

1399
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 4: the show and then have random guests on as.

1400
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,800
Speaker 1: Well, because you must have like a rabbit fan base.

1401
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: I mean, that show is big for a while.

1402
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, people are hardcore fans of that show, and people

1403
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 4: strangely still watch it, and they watch it to go

1404
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 4: to sleep too, which is weird. They find it come

1405
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 4: for being to watch that of all shows, which I

1406
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 4: find surprising.

1407
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's something about I find that comforting too sometimes,

1408
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 3: Like come home from a long, stressful day at work

1409
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 3: and you're like, now I want to watch someone else

1410
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 3: be stressed out at work.

1411
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 1: That makes me feel better.

1412
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, maybe that's what it is.

1413
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 3: Like.

1414
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,519
Speaker 4: So what do you, if I may ask, what do

1415
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 4: you watch to wind down at the end of the night.

1416
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 4: Is there like a law and order like you mentioned

1417
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 4: when you were in stand up world.

1418
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 3: I can't I can't look at Law and Order anymore

1419
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 3: because of all that.

1420
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 1: Okay, trauma and damn it.

1421
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 3: Okay, no, right now, I'm My show is King of

1422
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 3: the Hill, and I'm actually in the Yeah, i'd just

1423
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 3: been plowing through because there's thirteen seasons.

1424
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 1: It's so good.

1425
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 3: It's written so perfectly, and it's about things and it's

1426
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:48,439
Speaker 3: like moving and I had no idea. I always was like, oh,

1427
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 3: this is just a bunch of like texting guide jokes.

1428
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,679
Speaker 2: Before it was syndicated anywhere in Austin, it just played

1429
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 2: around the clock. There's like a King of the Hill channel,

1430
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 2: So really, I'm like, oh, apparently I didn't realize other

1431
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:04,480
Speaker 2: states were also watching it, because it seems.

1432
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 3: Because it's also on Hulu and it's like watch it there.

1433
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 3: It's almost like the conservative, the reasonable conservative man is

1434
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:14,639
Speaker 3: represented and they don't ever get it wrong.

1435
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: So it's like.

1436
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 3: What the late nineties, early two thousands, But there's never

1437
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 3: anything that you go, oh, I wish they didn't say

1438
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 3: that or any of those kind of like no one

1439
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,280
Speaker 3: else is a victim to any of that comedy, and

1440
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 3: it is the way they do it is like seems

1441
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 3: miraculous to me because.

1442
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:31,439
Speaker 2: Judge's a genius.

1443
01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 1: He's so good.

1444
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:36,479
Speaker 3: And Toby Huss does every fucking voice on this Really

1445
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 3: it is like anyone who isn't Hank Hill or Bobby

1446
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 3: Hill to Toby, it's wild because I love Toby and

1447
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:46,439
Speaker 3: he's the best. But like I was like, hold it, wait,

1448
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,240
Speaker 3: that teacher was Toby, Wait that mechanic was Toby, And

1449
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,599
Speaker 3: you just realize he's doing all of these voices.

1450
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 2: I can't see him and not think Frank Sinatra from

1451
01:11:56,479 --> 01:12:00,200
Speaker 2: Year four TV like that, that's who doesn't.

1452
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 4: Right, Frank Sinatra. That's kind of my dream though, too,

1453
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,800
Speaker 4: is to do an animation voice. Have you ever done

1454
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 4: I've never been a character like a regular part of

1455
01:12:08,479 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 4: an animation show. No, I've done like a drop in

1456
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 4: here and there. Have you ever done that?

1457
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:14,679
Speaker 3: I got to do it on there was a show

1458
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 3: called Craig of the Creek and they had my kids

1459
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 3: know that it's a yeah. It was like a cartoon

1460
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,640
Speaker 3: network show and me and Georgia, who I do the

1461
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 3: other podcast with, were like two high school goth girls.

1462
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 2: I didn't know about that.

1463
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,800
Speaker 3: That's awesome And it was like the first time we

1464
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 3: did it having to hear myself and be like, oh, this,

1465
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 3: I don't know how to do it. It's like they

1466
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,799
Speaker 3: just asked us to do it for like fun times

1467
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:41,360
Speaker 3: or whatever. But I was like everybody else on that

1468
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:46,240
Speaker 3: show voice acting is such a skill obviously, and I

1469
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I wish I had had this skill

1470
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 3: now that I'm doing it, because it's it has this

1471
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,320
Speaker 3: like there's a whole kind of fullness to it and

1472
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:56,360
Speaker 3: a way you have to act that is only this

1473
01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 3: that Like, as I was doing it, I was like, man,

1474
01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:02,799
Speaker 3: I'm starting to get what skill this takes.

1475
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 4: Did they ask you back or it was only for

1476
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 4: one thing?

1477
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:07,519
Speaker 1: No, we did it for a couple of years.

1478
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:10,320
Speaker 4: Well then you must have been great, uld.

1479
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,000
Speaker 1: Have been too bad.

1480
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying it made me really appreciate what

1481
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 3: like the cast members on that show, which were like

1482
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 3: they were young people in their in their twenties playing

1483
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 3: like grammar school students, were fucking amazing. Like every time

1484
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,960
Speaker 3: we were there, when they were there, I was like,

1485
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 3: this is incredible.

1486
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it's a it's a cool thing.

1487
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 3: And also it's like I don't know, anytime I see

1488
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,920
Speaker 3: any of those people or it's like Bob's Burgers, all

1489
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,240
Speaker 3: those people. We were like, yeah, you just get what's

1490
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,719
Speaker 3: fun sounding, and like.

1491
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 1: You just made a character that I believe is real.

1492
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:43,639
Speaker 1: It's so cool.

1493
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 2: I can't believe you did that for two years and

1494
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 2: I have no knowledge of it.

1495
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 4: The Goth girl what's the character's name we were, I

1496
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,760
Speaker 4: have no idea. The goth girls on Craig of the Creek,

1497
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 4: Craig of the Creek.

1498
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 1: That pretended to be witches.

1499
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,439
Speaker 3: We tried to scare the little kids by acting like

1500
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 3: you were witches.

1501
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 2: I feel like you could make a couple of phone calls, Matt,

1502
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 2: and you could be a voice on whatever cartoon you want,

1503
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 2: if only it is for you.

1504
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 4: I love how you think I'm a bigger fish than

1505
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 4: I am.

1506
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 2: No, you are a huge fish.

1507
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 3: Really quick, let's just pitch out a couple ideas. So

1508
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 3: there's Chicken Man, which is just the story of a

1509
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 3: regular guy in the valley trying to raise chickens, like

1510
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,600
Speaker 3: getting through week to week and raise chicken.

1511
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 2: All green thumb that let's uh, thank you for If

1512
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,479
Speaker 2: there's one thing, I don't care if I get a

1513
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:38,160
Speaker 2: voiceover job. I just want to green thumb thank you.

1514
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:42,000
Speaker 4: I want to I want to be whatever voice I can. Yeah,

1515
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,479
Speaker 4: I mean, let's animate this, guys.

1516
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:47,600
Speaker 2: Guys, you know I'm into it. I just want to

1517
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:48,680
Speaker 2: show up somewhere every day.

1518
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:55,559
Speaker 4: I'll play on a lease because she's a regular cast member. Rude,

1519
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:58,360
Speaker 4: but I want to be I don't want to just

1520
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 4: be like a one time I've on a regular on

1521
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,320
Speaker 4: a lease. That's all I'm saying.

1522
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:08,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I can't believe we've pitched green thumbed, Green

1523
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 2: last and red sign.

1524
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:14,120
Speaker 4: You need a ride. Let me know how I can

1525
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:17,720
Speaker 4: help with like the character look okay or whatever. I

1526
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,719
Speaker 4: don't need to sign off you should.

1527
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 3: Is it too ham handed that you would also look

1528
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 3: like a little bit like a chicken if you were.

1529
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 4: I think it's great, Okay. I'm all about yes, and

1530
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 4: to get this animation so we can make it in

1531
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:36,320
Speaker 4: North Korea too. Honestly, I don't have ethical issues about

1532
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:39,599
Speaker 4: where we get this animated. And some of the money

1533
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 4: comes out of Libya, I mean I don't know. I

1534
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,960
Speaker 4: don't want to know where the money is coming from.

1535
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 4: You guys, are you guys see him up front? So

1536
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,160
Speaker 4: I don't want to ask any too many questions.

1537
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 1: You are the other I knew it. I knew we'd

1538
01:15:54,479 --> 01:15:55,759
Speaker 1: get that out of you at some point.

1539
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 4: No, I would have. I would have spoken more awful things.

1540
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,599
Speaker 2: Sorry, kids, If you didn't want to draw on an

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Speaker 2: assembly line, why'd you get good at drawing?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, not our fault, Matt.

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Speaker 2: You've been the best. Thank you, guys, lovely, Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much.

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01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,759
Speaker 4: I was really excited and it's such a wonderful idea

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01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:16,600
Speaker 4: to do a show like this.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 4: I really had fun.

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Speaker 2: Come back.

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Speaker 1: Anytime you have other stuff to get done, I will

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Speaker 1: around here.

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01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 4: I will reach out and I won't ask you.

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Speaker 1: To do anymore and you can.

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Speaker 4: Well. I feel like it's awkward to leave the conversation.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, we cut that. Yeah, there's been sound effects.

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Speaker 2: There's fully work. I go in and punch these slabs

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01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:42,000
Speaker 2: of beef. There's all there's all these after things that

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01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 2: we do after effects, after thank you. Yes, don't be

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01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 2: after effects. I go in to swrolling logo. What's the

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Speaker 2: name of your podcast? With Tim?

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Speaker 4: Second in command?

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Speaker 2: Second in command? I'm excited to listen to that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty fun. It's pretty fun.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Matt.

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Speaker 4: This is the Tesla. Yeah, we got to talk about this.

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Speaker 4: It's the old press push, it'sive, No, it isn't all right.

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Speaker 4: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great to see you.

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Speaker 1: He was great.

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Speaker 2: Yay, you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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Speaker 1: D y n a R.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

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01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,320
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,599
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:35,920
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgareff.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:44,200
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh you're welcome