WEBVTT - Ep. 2: JPP, Manziel and Jim Harbaugh 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.760 Welcome back to the Rosenthal and jessel Nick Vanity Project, Anthony. 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.440 They said we wouldn't make it to episode two. Suck 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:23.640 it through a straw. Oh, we are back. That's Fetti Wapp. 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:27.480 We contracted him to play our intro song. He's a 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:31.760 huge fan of Anthony and myself. Thanks Fetty, thanks for 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:35.479 the help. This is the Rosenthal and jessel Nick Vanity Project. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:39.640 Thank you to everyone who subscribed and downloaded and sent 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:42.360 us nice things. And everyone was saying, you know, they 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.919 were worried we wouldn't be back for the second episode. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.400 But here we are. Anthony. Yeah, I notice everyone to 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:50.680 the Greg is thanking you for subscribing, for giving your 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:54.000 feedback and listening. I don't really care, yeah, care so 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:57.360 much about about what goes on here. I'm kind of 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:58.920 just here to hang up with my friend Greg. I 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.279 can pretty much tell that by your lack of promotion 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.840 for the podcast and in general lack of interest, like 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.559 will you ever listen to our podcast? I don't listen 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:08.959 to things. Um, I did you know, man, I don't 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.600 have to listen to it. I was here when it happened, 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.119 and I don't even really I don't really watch things 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.679 that I do. I don't watch myself on TV. I 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.560 just do it. And then I collected a check. That's 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.120 fair to your job. Well, how do you think the 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.880 first one? You know you were here for the first one. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.240 I think I went the same. I mean, I think 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.640 that it's gonna get better every single week. You know, 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:30.880 I think you were crazy nervous, uh, and like just 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:34.720 super unprepared. But you know, I think I all through 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.959 through over my shoulders and carried you around like a fireman. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.520 I've got I've got some sources. And speaking of which, 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:41.800 you've got some sources coming up later in the show. 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.600 We're gonna we're gonna do that. We're gonna go over 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:48.720 some headlines are world famous weekly predictions. Now we're gonna 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.960 bring that back where we got our listener of the week. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:53.559 We're gonna look at some of the tweets you guys 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.920 sent us. We have our hot take of the week. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:02:03.760 Um oh, listen to that Little Wayne. That was little Wayne, 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:09.000 little way, Little Wayne? Uh? Is this did I remember 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:13.000 this right? Didn't juvenile once knock on our friend Roggin's 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.920 door in college by mistake like he was looking for 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.480 his girlfriend. It was not a mistake. He were corructed 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.880 by this sophomore year of college at two Lane and 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.560 week before school started, we're having a party and juvenile 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.359 just came over. I think it was at his girlfriend's 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.760 house next door. One of his many girlfriends knocked on 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.280 the door, and we had no idea who he was, 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.840 and he kept holding up his chain going he didn't know, 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.200 he had no idea. That's the part i'd have going 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.400 cash money, cash money, Like who is this guy? What 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.600 does cash money mean? And then someone's like, that's juvenile 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.959 and we let him use the phone. I see, I 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.919 would have known because cash money at that point where 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.880 essentially like we were like living in Liverpool when the 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:49.800 Beatles started. In terms of our time in New Orleans, 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.200 I mean, cash money could not have been more popular. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.480 They were so popular. They had knockoff bands that would 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:58.480 copy their songs. Shake It Like a Dog was one 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:00.400 where they copied back that asked him and the and 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.200 the knockoff bands were popular. Yeah, yeah, I remember this. 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.600 It was amazing. How was the biggest song that ever 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:08.440 was created? How it was huge? Back that thing up, 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.280 I use the edited version. I didn't realize let's go, 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:14.160 let's let's let's move on a little bit. We can 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.920 come back now let's just talk about cash money. We 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:21.040 can come back to stories. But I didn't realize after 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.280 the podcast we got some complaints. People said, you guys 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.640 sounded edited. They're not letting ants, Anthony. Here's my philosophy 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:29.160 on this is that again, like I'm just here to 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:32.520 hang out with my friend Greg behind the shield, behind 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.600 the shield and all the protection that it entails. But 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.080 also there are things that come with that, Like I 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.400 didn't know we're not allowed to swear. I thought usually 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:41.880 on podcasts you can can't swear for the Shield everywhere 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.280 we go. I think of what Roger Goodell says, if 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:46.920 you're an NFL employee like me, everywhere you go, you're 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:51.040 representing the Shield. I'm like a walking NFL insignia. I 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:52.840 mean I've been representing the Shield my whole life. I 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:54.920 feel like you know what I mean, just just in 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:56.920 terms of what the league stands for. So, yes, they 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:00.200 did have to cut out a lot of the show. People, Uh, 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.320 we're upset about that. They were saying they want the 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.160 uncut version. That's never gonna there is no one cut version. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:06.800 Like we knew doing this, they we're gonna have to 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:09.160 cut it up. But my promise to you, I promised 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.160 to you the listeners, is that I will go back 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.240 through each episode afterwards and I will explain what got 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.960 cut out, and then if that gets cut out the 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.400 next week, I will have to explain that again. It 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.240 will be very meta and it will just be an 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.960 interesting take to see kind of what we what we 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.800 went for, and a lot of it's just things like 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.640 I said in the moment or Greg said in the 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:30.880 moment um. But let me go through last week's episode 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.120 and tell you what we cut. We cut like five 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:33.960 or six things. First of all, any time I swore 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.240 we had to cut, which was a shame, um, because 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:38.839 I'm good at it. You know, I really hit the 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.760 I really hit that when I want to do it. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:44.279 It's a it's good for me. Um. We we cut 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:49.320 a breast cancer reference talking about Ironhead, Heyward. Um, I 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:52.200 kind of made a reference to the fact that, uh, 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.320 they don't let you talk about you know, your your 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:56.880 dad who died from brain cancer, but it was breast cancer. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.880 But they won't even really let you do that edited 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.599 because it was too funny. Um. Another thing that got 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:07.200 cut uh from the show that was not breast cancer related. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:08.560 We had it. We had a question which team do 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.479 we hate? Which teams we love to see kind of suffer? 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.000 I had picked the uh, the the Ravens, Suji Pick, 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:17.760 I don't even remember. Oh, the Giants, the Giants. Yeah, 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.719 but it was just boring, Yeah it was. It wasn't interesting. 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.320 That's what we cut. It wasn't for contents. Uh. Then 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:23.960 we moved on that. We had a question about Big 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.240 Ben with Big Ben would Greg, would you let Big 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:29.640 Ben watch your children? Uh? And actually that was you. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.719 You stepped over the line and made a joke about 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:35.040 Ben's past. Well, yeah, yeah, you're not allowed to talk 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:38.200 about Ben's past if you work for the NFL. He's 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.840 one of our he's one of our important guys. Yeah, 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:42.480 And I mean I think you should have known that. Like, 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.640 I would never make a joke about Ben's past like that, 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.080 unless you're talking about his Super Bowl rings. I would 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:50.279 talk about that all day. Um. But but yeah, that 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.160 got cut because of Greg. And then again this last 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.720 one here was because of Greg. We talked about Playboy 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.600 for a little bit and how Playboy, um is uh 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.000 is not gonna show? I mean I more and you 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.720 went off on kind of like a rant about pornography 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.200 that made me uncomfortable, to be quite honest, like I 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:09.320 was like, I didn't pick that up. Was that emotion? 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.560 I was like, cut this, cut this, Like you're a 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.320 married man. Maybe maybe we're playing against type here. You're 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:18.120 supposed to be the bad boy of comedy and but 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.320 who's getting cut out more of this show me or you? 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.400 It's you? Maybe it really shows who's got it. I 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:26.200 could be that maybe on the bad boy of NFL podcasters. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.440 I think you're like the bad boy of aesthetics to 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.479 what I mean, Like, that's like why a lot of 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.520 the stuff gets cut. But again, I'm wearing some pretty 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.520 sweet purple slacks right now. You are dressed for the office. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:40.160 I'm dressed for the comedy club. That was actually not 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:43.479 the last thing that was cut you. I want to 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.400 I want to go a little further into you talking 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.039 about porn. I just think that it was It wasn't 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:49.480 so much like what you said. It was like who 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:52.760 you were saying it about, edited for being overly crunk. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.320 So that wait, wait, there was one other thing that 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.800 we cut. Oh yeah, you didn't even remember your your 0:06:56.880 --> 0:07:03.000 long insane profanity. I used tirade about her Edwards view 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:12.360 on climate change. That was in there. That was little Wayne. 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:17.840 Anthony just wants to you to live out his dream 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:23.200 to be a radio host. Let's uh, let's go through. Actually, 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:25.560 let's talk a little bit about what happened in the 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.880 last week of our lives and so you know it 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:29.520 show is gonna be a little bit about us. We're 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.640 definitely gonna talk a lot about football. Headlines are coming 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.400 up next and we got a lot of good ones. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:37.440 But that's a lot of little Wayne, A little heavy 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:40.120 on the little way in there, Brandon. Uh, that was 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.720 a little Wayne. The I just wanted to catch up 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.400 quickly with you over what happened with you. I don't 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:47.680 get to see you as much as I would like. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.200 It's busy during the NFL season year. Of course, the 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:54.080 godfather god parents to both my children. Another week where 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:57.120 you didn't give him any gifts or see them at all. Uh, 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.320 what what have you been up to over the last week? 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:01.480 Your specials out on Netflix? You're kind of off the 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:04.320 road after a big three or four months on the 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.160 road to what is happening? Specials on Netflix? Still getting 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.600 good press. You saw the latest article that was the 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:12.240 happiest I've ever been to say. That's right. There was 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:17.800 an article with the title, and I'm recalling this from memory. 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:22.400 Anthony jessel Nick is the greatest comedian of all time. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:25.400 Anthony Justin is the greatest comic who has ever lived. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.120 That's that's pretty amazing. If you don't believe it, google it, 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.760 Google it. It's all about how great I am because 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.000 I make fun of tragedies and most people don't. You're 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:36.120 supposed to be a clown in the face of a tragedy. 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.000 So you were excited. But I mean, I've been hearing 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:39.680 this from you for a long time. In fact, in 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.079 your special you call yourself the greatest comic. I say 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.480 I'm a comedy god, and that is that is certainly true. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.240 I dwarf everyone else. Anyone else who holds a microphone 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.720 is an embarrassment to the art form. So did you? Uh? 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:54.320 Any shows? I did? I went? I I did Carson 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.360 Daily at a spotting Carson Daily this week, my fourth 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.680 time on Carson Daily and my career. Just let you 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.840 know how well that's going. Uh. So you just like 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.000 sit and talk to a producer. Carson's not even there. 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.959 Carson doesn't care that's awkward. It's it's no. It's actually 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:08.480 pretty easy because you don't have to worry about you, 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:10.040 like I know they're gonna cut this if it's not good. 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:11.720 You just sit there for half an hour and some 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.920 producer like asked you how great you are? Skipped out 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:15.760 on doing Seth Meyers the other week you were still. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:17.800 I had to cancel. I had. I had to cancel 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.160 Seth Meyers because of travel things, but I would have 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:23.199 loved to have been their sets of friend. Yeah, we're 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:24.920 he's from Pittsburgh. We talked. We talked Steelers when I 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.240 was on when I worked in thirty Rock on Follon 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:32.000 you opened for everybodyse Garfunkle notes I want my friends. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:37.000 Garfunkle notes a guitar and ukulele comedy band um that 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:39.600 they call themselves musical comedy, as I refer to it 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:42.240 as music. Not a big musical comedy fan. But they're 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:44.160 dear friends of mine. So I went to Seattle and 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:45.440 open for them, and it was funny because it was 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:47.120 like all these like young girls like in their audience 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:48.880 and they have no idea who I am. So I 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:50.160 would I go on stage and be like, what do 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.200 you talk. I got a thousand times more famous than 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:54.920 Garfunkle Notes, but they didn't care. They were just like, what, 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:56.800 who were you? And they didn't even know about that. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.200 I was in one episode of Garfunkle Notes where I 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.120 get up. It's not earlier audience maybe the musical comedy. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:06.520 What is the worst audience that you've ever had in 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.160 terms of that you were just not the fit for it. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:13.880 I know casinos are a disaster. Sometimes, No casinos aren't bad. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.480 I mean not at this point. Now, I'm famous enough 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.040 that if i'm if I'm the top of the bill, 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:18.920 then you know what you're getting. I've done casinos where 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.000 it might be a little weird, but people are into 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.760 it where they get there. Um. The worst thing that 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:26.560 I can remember recently last summer, I was in Ireland 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.559 doing a festival in Dublin and they put me like. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:30.959 I had a couple of shows where I headlined and 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.319 those were great, but they have one where I opened 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.400 for this guy and this guy was like, I forget 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.960 his name. I would compare him to like a Ryan 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:42.000 Seacrest type kind of like a like an MTV VJ 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.880 sort of thing where like young girls love him. He's 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.319 like kind of not corny, but like close to corny 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.839 and just very like friendly comedy. You know. He makes 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.280 one of Justin Bieber and like breaks down the song 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.480 baby the opposite of you because young girls hate you. Yes, 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:59.480 young girls are not. Even my daughter still won't hug 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:01.959 you hugged me. That's a true story. I got a 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.360 high five every once in a while. Hugs everyone else 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.559 really gonna now that I thought, it was like, that's 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.760 not true. She's not a very she hugs her parents, 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.880 but she's she's selected with she's going to give her love. 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:13.680 I like that because I don't want her to be 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:15.920 some kind of hug who's running around throwing hugs out 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:17.719 left and right. Like I think when she's at the 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.400 right age and she can appreciate my comedy and what 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:23.000 I've done for her comedically, then she'll start hugging to 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.040 be twenty years Yeah, but this Joe in Dublin, I walked. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.280 It was maybe a thousand people in this is a tent, 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.840 and I walked four hundred of them, no joke, like 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:34.840 there was a smoke machine, walked and they left. They left, 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:36.440 They got up and left and drove in the street. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.120 There and there was a smoke machine where like just 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:41.320 to make it the place look better, I guess, and 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.160 they start pumping the smoke out so that there were 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.400 things that I wouldn't be able to see people leaving 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.040 if they just had too much smoke. So then I'm 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:50.240 like yelling at the smoke machine guy and I'm like, 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:51.840 just get me through this. I do half an hour. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:56.160 People were furious, like someone screamed out, you should be ashamed, 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.480 and I like, I started laughing so hard after one 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.600 of my jokes. And then this guy comes on who 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.920 they're all waiting for. But even though they were waiting 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.040 for him, I had ruined the crowd so hard it 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:06.800 was like I had personally slapped them all on the face. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:09.720 And this poor bastard came out and was just like 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.280 close to weeping when he took the mic from me, 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:13.840 was like, thank you, Anthony, and then just bombed his 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:15.920 face off for the next hour. That's great. You must 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:17.640 have good about that. I did. I did. I thought 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.319 it was hilarious. You know what I was thinking to 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:21.440 see what I asked this question. Immediately thought you told 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:25.320 me that story about your show at Marshall recently where 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:27.079 you decided it would be a good idea to make 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:30.480 a Marshall plane crash joke in the middle of your 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.720 setup at Marshall. Several of them at Marshall. They were 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.640 not happy. It was one of those jokes where everyone 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.599 started talking to each other like I was. I was 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.120 talking to a girl in the front row and uh, 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:43.120 and this girl says, um, I'm like, oh, what do 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:44.680 you do for a living? So I work here at 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.000 the university. I work from Marshall. I'm in the athletic department. 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:49.240 And I said, oh, what does that mean? You just 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:53.160 make funeral arrangements? And and people just started talking. They 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.200 were like really upset. And then I got them back 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.079 and it was fine. And at the end of my 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:58.320 seid I do a thing about like why I make 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.360 fun of tragedies like that, and people kind of plotted 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:01.800 after that. But then I had to go into a 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:03.600 meet and greet right to meet these people in the audience, 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.079 which I never do. I always wanted to, like just 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.680 get out of them. You don't like meeting people in general, No, 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:10.120 not after especially if they performed like leave me alone. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.160 Um A kind of sweaty and eyed, like my my 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:13.800 head's going to million miles an hour. But I go 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.480 to meet these people and everyone was like, you shouldn't 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.600 have made that joke, like that was very funny, thank 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:18.959 you for coming. You shouldn't made that joke. And I 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:20.200 was like, well, that's what I do when they go 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.400 no, no no, no, you shouldn't have made that joke here 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:24.640 and I looked at all them, I was like, where 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.440 the hell else am I gonna make this joke. It's 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:28.720 Marshall or nowhere, Like no one else is like, hey, 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.760 remember that plane crash in the seventies that happened in 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.080 a different school. Let's talk about that for the that 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.079 was your chance. You had to grab grab the bass ring. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.520 I remember last last week when I I did really 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:43.080 listen to the show, most of it. I um, I 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:46.160 stopped at the crunk Crunker, funky Fresh segment. I was 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:47.760 just like, I can't, I can't really listen to this. 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:50.160 But what one of the notes I sent to myself 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.559 was get to football a little faster. And here we are, 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.640 uh And I didn't take my note at all. We 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.840 need we need some sort of excuse for the this 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:04.920 to be on NFL media, So let's do some NFL headlines. Brandon, 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.920 that was a little Wayne. We had a whole different 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:17.439 headline song too. I was gonna have ready, But now 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.960 Anthony is totally over ridden the production plan and has 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:25.000 insisted we play Little Wayne as much as possible that 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.520 one clip throughout the show. Maybe we'll change the clip 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.840 each show. People can send us up and then we 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.120 won't listen to him because Anthony's just gonna go with 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:37.640 Black Rob next week. All right, let's talk uh some football. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.880 Jason Pierre Paul that this was a big story, breaking news. 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.720 I wrote the story, Anthony. I don't know if you 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:44.720 read it. Of course, did you read any Do you 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.840 ever read anything on NFL dot Com that I read? 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:50.240 I support your comedy go you know, watch the special 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.120 go to you on show sometimes. Yeah, but my stuff 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:55.760 is funny on purpose, you know what I mean. Jason 0:14:55.760 --> 0:15:00.400 Pierre Paul. He of course had the fireworks accident July fourth, 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.000 one of two NFL players to have a big fireworks 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:05.160 acts and the other one on the Buccaneers. His career 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.560 is over. JPP is so good though he can play 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.280 with less fingers. He has resigned with the Giants. He's 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:13.960 gonna start practicing and he will be back on the 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:15.920 field within a couple of weeks, he could make up 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.280 to eight point seven million dollars this year. Anthony, you 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.960 know what I heard. I heard that it wasn't an accident. 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.080 I tell you that. Yeah, he was like, check this out. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:27.440 Uh did the old magic trick of how many fingers? 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:31.720 How many fingers am I blowing up? Um? My? My 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.520 thing about Jason Pierre Paul, I love him. I think 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.280 it's hilarious that he lost a bunch of fingers and 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.240 then just like the way he acted after that is great. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.440 What will be awesome if once he starts playing, every 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:44.040 time he gets a sack, they shoot off fireworks. I 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:46.000 mean kind of like when they had like them in 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.560 the Buccaneers school and they have like the Jolly Roger going. 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.720 If they just like do like just way too many 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:52.680 fireworks every time he gets to say if he if 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:56.160 he comes up with some fireworks themes sack celebration where 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:59.680 he just exploding afterwards, or he definitely just waves his 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:05.280 finger at everyone used to say, uh, yeah, Jess Pierre Paul, 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:08.880 how good is that that you can play with three? 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:12.000 Would you play? You're good enough to play with less fingers? Yeah, 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.000 but only like as a defensive player. You know what 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:16.680 I mean, if he was like if he was like, 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.440 you know, if you played any other position he was 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.600 a center, he wouldn't be as good. It's true. But 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.400 if you want to be like, hey, Jason, who's number one, 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:29.320 he's the guy, it's not gonna work. He said he was. 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:30.720 I know, I was trying to think he was. He 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:33.360 said he was feeling after this whole break, you know, 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.680 the way from football. He's feeling much younger, you know 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:42.320 what I mean, like young, definitely lighter. Um Russell Wilson. 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:46.600 This week, moving on to another headline, UH that was 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:51.640 in the news, Russell Wilson dressed up as Batman uh 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:56.840 for his girlfriend crs birthday, her thirtieth birthday. He was 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:00.520 somehow able to organize a birthday in which Serena Williams 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:04.040 showed up Beyonce a whole lot of people. She was 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:07.480 dressed up as some sort of superhero as well. Your 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.200 your thoughts on the whole Russell Wilson experience going on here. 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:13.359 I think it's hilarious to me to see Russell Russell 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:16.480 Wilson any picture he's with Sierra Sierra cr I don't know, 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:19.320 we're showing our age Brandon, like, what is the I 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:21.960 don't even know. Does she sing something, Sierra? I've heard both. 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:26.159 She in a group where she's she's she really peaked 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:30.080 a while ago, Um and I think it's Sia. Yeah, Siara, Okay, 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:33.119 I'll say Sierra. I think yeah. If you guys have 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:36.200 a problem with it, email greg Um. But yes, Sierra. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:39.520 Whenever he's with her, he just looks like way too pleased, 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:41.240 you know what I mean. He looks like I know 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:43.639 he's young, he looks like an old man next to 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.080 like Anna Nicole Smith, do you know. I mean, he's 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:47.760 just got this weird grin. He just can't believe his luck. 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.359 Just kind of gross. And then you add a full 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:53.480 body Batman costume and he is the biggest dork of 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:55.920 all time. When you cannot look cool and a full 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:59.919 batman costume, that's that's because that's who he is. Sierra 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.639 getting some good publicity out of this. You know, she 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:05.520 hasn't had I don't think a lot of hits lately. Necessarily. 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.560 If you read the Russell Wilson feature they did about 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:14.000 him in Sports Illustrated, it's him in a bunch of 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:18.960 his college bros from Wisconsin who are all part of 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:24.520 the Russell Wilson management team. And they even call themselves 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:27.920 like his entourage. And one of the guys is like, yeah, 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.119 I'm the I'm E, you know, I'm the E of 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:33.960 the entourage and and he and he has a title too. 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:36.040 I forget what it was, but it's some sort of 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:40.080 you know, brand manager of Russell Wilson and Russell. And 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:43.800 it couldn't make Russell Wilson seem less cool or less 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:47.280