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Speaker 1: They said we wouldn't make it to episode two. Suck

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Speaker 1: it through a straw. Oh, we are back. That's Fetti Wapp.

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Speaker 1: We contracted him to play our intro song. He's a

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Speaker 1: huge fan of Anthony and myself. Thanks Fetty, thanks for

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Speaker 1: the help. This is the Rosenthal and jessel Nick Vanity Project.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone who subscribed and downloaded and sent

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Speaker 1: us nice things. And everyone was saying, you know, they

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Speaker 1: But here we are. Anthony. Yeah, I notice everyone to

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Speaker 1: the Greg is thanking you for subscribing, for giving your

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Speaker 1: feedback and listening. I don't really care, yeah, care so

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Speaker 1: can pretty much tell that by your lack of promotion

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Speaker 1: will you ever listen to our podcast? I don't listen

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Speaker 1: to things. Um, I did you know, man, I don't

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Speaker 1: fair to your job. Well, how do you think the

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Speaker 1: I've got I've got some sources. And speaking of which,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna do that. We're gonna go over

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Speaker 1: some headlines are world famous weekly predictions. Now we're gonna

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Speaker 1: bring that back where we got our listener of the week.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna look at some of the tweets you guys

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Speaker 1: sent us. We have our hot take of the week.

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Speaker 1: Um oh, listen to that Little Wayne. That was little Wayne,

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Speaker 1: little way, Little Wayne? Uh? Is this did I remember

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Speaker 1: this right? Didn't juvenile once knock on our friend Roggin's

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Speaker 1: necessarily a positive influence. This is from a national reporter

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Speaker 1: bothered to report this. By the way, UH reported that

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Speaker 1: the Browns have been hoping, you know, Manziel would break

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Speaker 1: up with his girlfriend who's in college and decided to

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Speaker 1: come live with her. How have they not cut this

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Speaker 1: guy yet? How they not just been like, screwed this,

432
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Speaker 1: He's gone. If you're trying to get your quarterback to

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Speaker 1: break up with his girlfriend, are you kidding me. He's

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Speaker 1: got he's got three linebackers coming on him, a hunter

435
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Speaker 1: of miles and now and he's you're worried about him

436
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Speaker 1: and his girlfriend and cut him. He should do anything

437
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Speaker 1: else will be playing football. Edited because it was too

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Speaker 1: informative about today's NFL. I actually hate I hate the

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Speaker 1: fact that that his girlfriend even gets brought into this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to sound like a Pollyanna here. Who's

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Speaker 1: who's you know representing the shield or something. But it

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Speaker 1: wasn't the greatest police report. You know, when you read

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Speaker 1: the police report with Johnny Nzel and his girlfriend, my

444
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Speaker 1: reaction wasn't like Johnny made better get rid of that girl.

445
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Speaker 1: It's like, this guy's a total this guy's a total creep.

446
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Speaker 1: And it's for that's such an NFL team view to

447
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Speaker 1: be like, well, I gotta get rid of her, she's

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Speaker 1: the problem. Sure, but think about this, how often have

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Speaker 1: you ever heard an NFL team be like you should

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Speaker 1: get rid of that girlfriend and say it publicly. She

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Speaker 1: must suck like she must be she must have like

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Speaker 1: three arms or something, and each one of them is

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Speaker 1: holding a beer for Johnny. Because it's insane for that

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Speaker 1: to be public knowledge. It's insane. Three armed girl, wasn't

455
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Speaker 1: that in a total record? That was? That was something different. Um,

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Speaker 1: we have different memories about it. Edited for content again,

457
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Speaker 1: let's go off sports for a second. That was little Wayne.

458
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is a big little Wayne guy. Um loves

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Speaker 1: the Magnolia projects in general. All the cash money missed

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Speaker 1: the cow, all of them. Um. He has been leading

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Speaker 1: in the polls. We're just gonna go political here. He's

462
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Speaker 1: been leading the polls throughout shocking, but Ben Carson has

463
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Speaker 1: surged the head of Donald Trump in four different polls

464
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Speaker 1: in in Iowa. I saw this pop up and it

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Speaker 1: just got me thinking, Uh, you're associated a little bit

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Speaker 1: with Donald Trump. You helped when one I would say,

467
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Speaker 1: one of your breakout moments of your career was the

468
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Speaker 1: Donald Trump roast, and I just thought maybe you would

469
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Speaker 1: have thoughts, you know, on Trump and what that was. Like.

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Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, it's pretty insane, like watching

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Speaker 1: the Republicans like in this like lead up so far

472
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Speaker 1: is so hilarious to me. It's like it's like when

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Speaker 1: a wrestler, like a professional wrestler, faces some jobber in

474
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Speaker 1: the ring, and the job are like starts to win

475
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Speaker 1: a little bit and you're like, oh my god, what's

476
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Speaker 1: happening right now? The Washington General's yeah, exactly, they score

477
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Speaker 1: a couple puckets. You're wait, are they gonna beat the

478
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Speaker 1: Globe triters? Like, of course they aren't. These people are

479
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Speaker 1: all insane. Um, I thought Trump was has been pretty hilarious.

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Speaker 1: My favorite thing he's done so far is when the

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Speaker 1: thing got leaked that that he started losing the Iowa

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Speaker 1: polls that someone who had controlled his Twitter did you

483
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Speaker 1: see this? Like called Basically it was like, of course

484
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Speaker 1: I would think that they're all idiots, and he had

485
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Speaker 1: to be like, uh, that's like when it was like

486
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Speaker 1: too far for Trump. But that's so funny, like I'm

487
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Speaker 1: losing the polls. These morons like they don't get me.

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Speaker 1: Basically they Yeah, there's a thin line between what Donald

489
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Speaker 1: Trump is as a presidential candidate and what you would

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Speaker 1: be like as a presidential candidate. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty close.

491
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Speaker 1: It's pretty close. Hair similar, My hair is awesome. Is

492
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Speaker 1: so good looking for a mirror. That's the problem with

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Speaker 1: this podcast. This is not you don't get to see

494
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Speaker 1: my hair. What what was your experience like the old

495
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Speaker 1: Donald Trump but it wasn't that the one I went

496
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Speaker 1: to uh and Don Marshall our friend and I'm Marshall

497
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Speaker 1: drunk way too me. It was a great night. There

498
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Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. What was what was your

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Speaker 1: personal experience with with Trump that night? He was all right,

500
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Speaker 1: he was he seemed like not the worst guy. He

501
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Speaker 1: shook my hand. I hear doesn't shake hands. He's like

502
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Speaker 1: one of these people, doesn't like that, doesn't like the germs.

503
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Speaker 1: But he shook my hand. I was like, oh, maybe

504
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Speaker 1: he's cool, Like he actually earned my respect that night.

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Speaker 1: And then like the next day he was like, where's

506
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Speaker 1: Obama's birth certificate? And I was like, oh, man, you're crazy.

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Speaker 1: Edited because we bawled too hard. That's a true story,

508
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Speaker 1: and yet you still make that joke in front of me. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: you're the least Jewish person I've ever met in my

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Speaker 1: entire life. Edited because I damn feel like it. I'm

511
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Speaker 1: saying the NFL, he would have been a great coach,

512
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Speaker 1: would have made a great coach. That's so I'm saying,

513
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Speaker 1: would have been. It would have been a terrific GM.

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Speaker 1: Ryan Mallett. At last, we cracked ourselves up. None of

515
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Speaker 1: that We're leaving as much as possible. Ryan Mallett has

516
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Speaker 1: been released this week by the Houston Texans after missing

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Speaker 1: a team flight on Saturday last week. Let me let me,

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Speaker 1: let me continue. He said he was stuck in traffic,

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Speaker 1: and so that was the second time he's been late

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Speaker 1: to something and they were just sick of sick of

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Speaker 1: Ryan Mallet. He's no longer on the Texans. I know. See.

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Speaker 1: I think I love that they wanted to cut him

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Speaker 1: before the game, but they couldn't didn't have another backup.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was funny. I like I like billow

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Speaker 1: Brian for his kind of the Shenanigans. I loved that

526
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Speaker 1: the first time he was Lady said he just slept in.

527
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Speaker 1: Ryan Mountain was like listen, I alarm clock didn't go off,

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Speaker 1: which I think is like, look, how dedicated is he

529
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Speaker 1: can't even sleep? He's thinking about football so much, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? That's that's like, that's the kind

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Speaker 1: of guy you want as your quarterback. But he can sleep.

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Speaker 1: He slept in What does that mean? But he goes

533
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Speaker 1: to sleep late because just thinking about the game. Maybe

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Speaker 1: he goes to sleep late because he had um, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to go there. But there was

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Speaker 1: some talk about what what dropped Ryan Mallett in the

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Speaker 1: in the draft. I don't think it's a huge secret um.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it was so much a substance that's

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Speaker 1: puts you to sleep as much as keeps you awake

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Speaker 1: late at night. Oh really that that might be well.

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Speaker 1: He went to Arkansas something on something in the water.

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Speaker 1: He was on are you gonna was it? I'm just

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Speaker 1: letting the listener put it the coffee. He likes coffee,

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Speaker 1: likes coffee. He liked coffee. I think I think if

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Speaker 1: if you, if you want to wake up, I think

546
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Speaker 1: all football players and this is like an idea that

547
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Speaker 1: I want to try to get sponsored. Is if you

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Speaker 1: if you're having trouble waking up in the morning, you've

549
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Speaker 1: got to get edited. For little Wayne. I mean, nothing

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Speaker 1: wakes you up quicker. If you need to take a

551
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Speaker 1: quick little power not before the game, you're not gonna

552
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Speaker 1: You're gonna get the sleep. But not like the r

553
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Speaker 1: EM sleep that really kind of like takes over right

554
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna have a deep sleep. You're gonna

555
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Speaker 1: be ready to wake up at any time. Wake up.

556
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Speaker 1: Guns blazes, what's the dumbest excuse you've ever used, UM

557
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Speaker 1: to skip work. My favorite thing about at this was

558
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Speaker 1: that the Houston Chronicle when they reported this story, they

559
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Speaker 1: said that Ryan Mallett said that he was late because

560
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Speaker 1: of nonexistent traffic. That they were just that they didn't

561
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Speaker 1: even felt like they needed sources for that. They were

562
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Speaker 1: just like, yes, Saturday morning going to the stadium, There's

563
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Speaker 1: no way he was second in traffic. Um. I once

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Speaker 1: I had an excuse. It was so bad that halfway

565
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Speaker 1: through a bail that was just like I quit, Like

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Speaker 1: I re remember I worked at Borders Books. Like, first

567
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Speaker 1: of all, I've been fired from every job I've ever had,

568
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Speaker 1: and a lot of those jobs I lived with Greg.

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Speaker 1: For this episode, I think could be Oh, I forget

570
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Speaker 1: sure getting fired from this um more just like it'll

571
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Speaker 1: get canceled altogether. Like without me, there was no podcast.

572
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: Without me, there was no nfl UM. But I was,

573
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Speaker 1: I was late. I was. I had this job at

574
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Speaker 1: Borders Books at my first job in l and I

575
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: was so bored doing this job. And in the mornings

576
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Speaker 1: it was the most boring thing ever, like three hours

577
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Speaker 1: I had nothing to do, and so I came in

578
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Speaker 1: like two hours late, and they were like what, like

579
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Speaker 1: what what? How dare you? Like? Why you didn't call us? Why?

580
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Speaker 1: Why are you two? I was late and I was

581
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Speaker 1: I'd clearly just woken up, and I was like, I

582
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Speaker 1: was like, the gas light on my car. I had

583
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Speaker 1: to go pick up a friend his car broke down,

584
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Speaker 1: and the gas laid on my car isn't working, so

585
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Speaker 1: I didn't not I was running out of gas. And

586
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 1: then I ran out of gas and I had to

587
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Speaker 1: go and walk and they're just looking at me like

588
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: nodding their heads like we don't And I was like,

589
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Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm lying to you guys, like

590
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Speaker 1: I just I hate this job on board of it.

591
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 1: They're like, okay on the spot, but I would have

592
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Speaker 1: been fired either way, edited because Greg outshined me. Do

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Speaker 1: you know why we went there was because we were

594
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Speaker 1: twenty years old and it was the only place on

595
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Speaker 1: the island that would serve us exactly, So we went

596
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: into the underage drink as opposed to doing our job.

597
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: The other last ide of him news for the day,

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be Jim Harbaugh and uh, just a little

599
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: SoundBite from his press conference last week. Jim Harba now

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Speaker 1: of course coaching Michigan. Just trying to explain. You know,

601
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Speaker 1: someone asked him a hypothetical and his answer was, I'm

602
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: not into the if this, if that type of scenarios.

603
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Speaker 1: If worms had machine guns, then birds wouldn't be scared

604
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Speaker 1: of them. That's that was what Jim Harbaugh said to explain,

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Speaker 1: not answering hypotheticals. I love I love this quote. I

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Speaker 1: love it's a great quote. Jim Harbaugh such a poet.

607
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Speaker 1: I just like the idea of Harbaugh, like standing in

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Speaker 1: a field where it's like recently reigned and just like

609
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Speaker 1: trying to get worms to use these machine guns. He's

610
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: got his, He's got his. Uh what does he wear?

611
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 1: He wears like a pullover tucked into the khakis at

612
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Speaker 1: all times. Reddist knows in the game. If you've been watching,

613
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Speaker 1: if you've been following Michigan football. She doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 1: How does this? I mean, does this make sense? It

615
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Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense at all, because if first of all,

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Speaker 1: birds are not scared of worms at all, and then

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Speaker 1: he's he's giving the worms machine guns and saying that

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Speaker 1: birds wouldn't be scared of them, like they're already not scared.

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Speaker 1: Do you think a machine guns is gonna add extra

620
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Speaker 1: no fear, I don't think so. We're wes with machine guns.

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Speaker 1: Actually sounds like a great movie, don't you think? Like

622
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Speaker 1: a great sort of like low fi horror movie. That

623
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: is the type of movie you'd try to convince me

624
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Speaker 1: to go to. If like if like the Bird, if

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Speaker 1: they did a sequel to Hitchcock's The Birds, and that

626
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Speaker 1: was how it ended, Wasn't the worms got machine guns?

627
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Speaker 1: Can you imagine if someone just left a machine gun

628
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Speaker 1: on the ground? Word when worms learned how to use

629
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Speaker 1: like technology. We've been cutting this little than half for forever,

630
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Speaker 1: and now they're gonna get their revenge. Be absolutely frightened.

631
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Speaker 1: What do you think so far? I think this is

632
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Speaker 1: better worse than last week's That was a little way

633
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Speaker 1: by the way, get a bed to it. Every time.

634
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Speaker 1: I think it's better, um, and last week's is great.

635
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Speaker 1: I mean I got a lot of feedback. My mom

636
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Speaker 1: um told me she listened to it this morning. Actually

637
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Speaker 1: she just found out about it because I didn't want

638
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Speaker 1: to tell her. Yeah, um, real quick, of course. Uh,

639
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: she just found out about it, and she was smiles

640
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: ear to ear great stories, she said, And my dad

641
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: as they always listened to your stuff and they're just like,

642
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: what a funny, great guy. And I'm like, wow, okay,

643
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: that's what you think. That's interesting. She only found out

644
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: because my uncle Dave Dr. David Milner Um tweeted at me.

645
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: I didn't even know he had a Twitter account and

646
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: said that that we have international listeners because he was

647
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: listening from Cambodia. He really liked the show. Wow, why

648
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: do you gotta do that? Uncle Dave? Such a nice

649
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: guy our listen. Uncle Dave's great, but he's not our

650
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: listener of the week. Every week we're gonna pick a

651
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: listener of the week. I was blown away from the

652
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: response that we got on Twitter and on iTunes. A

653
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: lot of you left reviews, a lot of you gave

654
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: us five stars, which really helps. It puts us up

655
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: on the comment. I know Anthony doesn't care about this,

656
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: but do it and to you know, tell your friends

657
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: subscribe because it helps and it will help keep this

658
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: show going. Otherwise I think it'll just it'll just get canceled.

659
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: This is the only promotion we're getting. But but the

660
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: real listener of the week that that stood out, I

661
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: don't know what his name is. But his handle is

662
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: great Hojita, which is a good handle. And he tweeted

663
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: at us that he got into a major car accident

664
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Speaker 1: listening to your podcast with Anthony jessel Nick, and he said,

665
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I finished the episode later. That's dedication. I

666
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: love I love the Caitlyn General listens to our podcast.

667
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: I think it's great. I think it's cool that that

668
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: she has the great uh djeta as a as a thing.

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Speaker 1: Listen if you if you're in your car right now

670
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: listening to this, going to the other land, So what happens,

671
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, just kind of let it

672
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: drift and uh. And if when you run into someone

673
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: whoever survives, tell him about this podcast. Well that's the

674
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: thing is if this became our thing, getting into accidents

675
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: while you listen to our podcast, that would be amazing publicity.

676
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: There's no there's no other way we're going to really

677
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: get this thing going. But people would write some articles

678
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:16,959
Speaker 1: about the podcast that keeps causing accidents, all publicities, good publicity,

679
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: and and it would just get out there. It would

680
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: be an an epidemic. I even I even sent you know,

681
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: I was really impressed with Great Hohita. You know, I

682
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: sent it back. I said, I hope it was worth it.

683
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: I hope it was worth the accident, and he says

684
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: it was. It happened on the ten, uh, the Interstate ten,

685
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: just past the Arizona border, So that was pretty crunk.

686
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: Like that is I like he's using the lingo. That's nice. Um.

687
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: I just like, you know, if you listen to it

688
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: right now, close your eyes, take your hands off the wheel,

689
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: and just see what happens. Were able to tweets Greg letter,

690
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you the next week. Don't do that.

691
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: We're not We're not responsible for any of that. What

692
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: are some other what are some other reactions? Greg? Go

693
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: through your favorites. All right, let's go through a few.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we used to drive on the ten

695
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: past the Arizona border, back and forth New Orleans. Yeah,

696
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: we saw the thing once. You made me go to

697
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,479
Speaker 1: see the thing when we were driving back to New

698
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: Orleans because we were so bored. It was pretty scary.

699
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: Some favorite reactions. A lot of them were just you know,

700
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: really telling us, you know, please don't let the NFL

701
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: cancel us. You know, they hope they keeps going, which

702
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: was very nice. Edited because I talked about Greg Hardy

703
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,959
Speaker 1: way too much. All right? Now the final one, Uh,

704
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: this one's from Nate Muzzy. I like this one saying

705
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: shot it's called Shadowy League clowns. Anthony and Greg are awesome,

706
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: but whatever empty suit didn't laugh needs to go on

707
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: a Caribbean vacation to get his or horror groove back

708
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: because clearly the stress has destroyed their personality. Wow. I

709
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: like how still I kind of groove back reference. That's

710
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: not something you see a lot like. I just like

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00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: the Shadowy leak out. So keep keep um sending comments

712
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: to us or sending tweets. We love it, and we'll

713
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: we'll mention a few each week. And you know, we

714
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: should have our own Twitter hand. We should have our

715
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: own We can do that. It sounds like a lot

716
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: of work. I don't know. You'll run that, right, Anthony, yea, yeah,

717
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: I love. They would not let me anywhere near it.

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00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, let's go to that way. That

719
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: was Little Wayne, Little Wayne. Initially that that's the Fireman

720
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: off of really his probably his worst LP, but good song,

721
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: decent song, big fan a Little Wayne. I I set

722
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: that one up because I wanted him to introduce our

723
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:36,439
Speaker 1: hottest hot take of the week, and I just thought

724
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: we would find one hot take this week, um, each

725
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: week if if we can find one that that make

726
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: a lot of sense. First, yeah, just to give you

727
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: an idea of kind of the hot takes that that

728
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: we're thinking of. Trent It really I was thinking of

729
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: one from early last season that that stuck out to me.

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00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: This is Trent Dilford when you're in Patriots, let's face

731
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: if they're not good anymore. I love that one that

732
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: was after a week Week four. I'm just the Patriots homer.

733
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: I mean saying that when everyone was saying that that

734
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: wasn't just I wasn't saying that that's insane. There were

735
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: two and two. Um this week I had to go

736
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: to the Greg Hardy situation. A lot of dumb hot

737
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 1: takes on this. Stephen A. Smith said, I completely uh.

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00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: This was one tweet from Steven A. Smith. I completely

739
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: support Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys having Hardy on

740
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: the team. What side are you on? It's so it's

741
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: hilarious to me how people want to go out and

742
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 1: like defend this. Scott. You have to do is say nothing.

743
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: I have to be Stephen Smith could have been like,

744
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know. I don't know what

745
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: they're doing over there, And that would have been fine

746
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: to be like I support Like why do you support it?

747
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: Why would you ever support? Uh? Either one of those people,

748
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: Jerry Jones or or Greg Hardy. Well, not only did

749
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: they say they support it, and they tried to explain

750
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: it away like, oh, yeah, well, he's just being a leader.

751
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: That's the type of passion that we want. Uh, you know,

752
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: that's that's what we're looking for. And I've heard other

753
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: people go, well, that's football, you know, you gotta let football.

754
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: If other players did that, it would be fine. Really,

755
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: if other players slapped the playbook out of the coach

756
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: and the coach shoved him on the field, when does

757
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: that ever happen? If Aaron Rodgers did that, they would

758
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: be like Aaron Rodgers lost his mind? Like what was

759
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: he thinking? What was going on? It's crazy that you

760
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: would defend this. Your your prior record has to matter.

761
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: Greg Hardy seems crazy, But it almost feels like like

762
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith when he sends that out. It's just trolling.

763
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that's obvious, but he's just trying

764
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 1: to annoy everyone as much as gregor you know, Greg

765
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: Hardy seems to annoy everyone, which that's I guess part

766
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: of his stick. But it feels like the Cowboys are

767
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: doing that. They literally said, I don't know if you

768
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: know this in response to this that they want to

769
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: sign them to a long term contract. The Cowboys, like

770
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: if they lose in like an entertaining way, like if

771
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: they lose in something crazy way you talked about them

772
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: all week, they're like just as happy as if they win,

773
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: Like they really are entertainment more than like a real

774
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: actual sports team. To me, it's crazy to say to

775
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: support this guy as hard as they have been, Like

776
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: what would if if they wanted to sign him to

777
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: a long term contract after doing that, Like, what what

778
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: would he have to do to be put into the

779
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: ring of honor? Yeah, we would he have to like

780
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: block their like where they're linning up for field goal

781
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: and he runs on the field and blocks it, And

782
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,959
Speaker 1: they'd be like, well, you know what, he's just fired

783
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: up out there. If we're not allowed to do that, Greg,

784
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,479
Speaker 1: and he cost us three points, Like he's a leader,

785
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: just like you know, light the team's airplane on fire

786
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: before they before they leave town like this guy's great

787
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: put him in, putting him in the Ring of Honor. Well,

788
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: I think what would the what's obvious here is that

789
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith is a heavy investor in Greg Hardy's.

790
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: But was that again his cereal or something? No, it's

791
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: it's a bet. It's a little little that it's like

792
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: it's kind of like serta, only it's just full of um.

793
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: That way you don't sleep too deep. We're gonna have

794
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 1: to get some other little segment intros. But this segment

795
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: it's called ask Anthony, Greg pick a few of these

796
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: what story? Uh this is from Jordan's White What story

797
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: does Greg remember but not Anthony? Hashtag r j VP.

798
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: I like the the hashtag r j VP kind of

799
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: reminds me of like Alien versus Predator. There's very few

800
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: things I would remember that Anthony doesn't. Although I have

801
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: a terrible memory, your memory is just nine. I have

802
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: no memory. In theory. There was a lot of blackout

803
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: moments that you had, uh ten years ago, but I

804
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: don't really remember them either. Um. One side of things,

805
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: they do remember one day junior year where I heard

806
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: the phone ringing at five or six in the morning,

807
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: and you couldn't remember this because you were not in

808
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 1: the room and the phone just kept ringing at six

809
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: in the morning, and I was like, why is the phone,

810
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: you know, ringing like it was a really late night,

811
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: crazy things, and I just refused to pick it up.

812
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: So there's no way you could remember that. Okay, I'll

813
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: say this. I remember that I was in jail and

814
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: I was I was calling, trying to get you answer

815
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: the phone. I only in college. I only knew a

816
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: few phone numbers, yours was one of them, and I

817
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: knew you had your own line, so that I knew

818
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: the phone was right next to your bed, and that

819
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: you were in bed and you were purposely not answering it,

820
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 1: and that you knew you knew the only reason someone

821
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: would call you over and over again that early in

822
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: the morning, as if they were in jail. I didn't

823
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: know that. I did not know you knew what you

824
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: just did not want to have to wake up and

825
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: go bail me out because I had been arrested two

826
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Speaker 1: weeks earlier. I was, well, that's true, I was smart

827
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: enough to not call you when I was there. I

828
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: think I think I called someone more responsible. Wasn't my

829
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: jail the same time as you jail once together there

830
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: was we went to I went to jail twice in

831
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Speaker 1: two weeks. The first time I could put this on

832
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: with my my boss is listening to the first time

833
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: I got it was very hard, Moorlands strung tank. I

834
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: ran into like five of my friends, which was hilarious.

835
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: And now we didn't go together. We didn't go together.

836
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: What did you go for? I think I called Jamie

837
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: osher or rogging because they had cars and they were

838
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: actually was Connor. I remember Connor would call yeah, because

839
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: what would you What did you go to jail for? Uh?

840
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 1: It was disturbing the peace after yes, the fight, I

841
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 1: had nothing that that'll be another podcast. We are going

842
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: way way too long, um edited to keep your interest. Yeah,

843
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: I think you wouldn't. You would have more fun, but

844
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: you would be You would as soon as you came

845
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: back in your own body, you would be like, oh

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00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: my god, this is my life. Is not horrible like

847
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: I would. I could ruin your life in twenty four hours. No,

848
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Speaker 1: I couldn't really do that much damage to mind. Now,

849
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Speaker 1: I would have a blast, and I would do it

850
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: for a month or whatever a year. If I knew

851
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: I could go back. Maybe not a year, that's it's

852
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:52,280
Speaker 1: very too long. Um. I would. I would do it

853
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: because you know, you don't have anything to do right now,

854
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: you're working on your show. Um, but it would just

855
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: be nice to kind of, you know, be out in

856
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 1: your Hollywood apartment and hanging out, going out at night

857
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: like that. Just it almost sounds like vacation. Here's what

858
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: I would guarantee if I if it was on the

859
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: table right now, we could switch places forever. You would

860
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: do it in a heartbeat. I would. You would, absolutely everyone,

861
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: anyone that's that true. They the emptiness when I had

862
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: to you know, the the emptiness with which would come

863
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: over be after a little while when I was in

864
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: your body would would be a problematic. You know what

865
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,240
Speaker 1: I mean. I have two children and we joke about

866
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: it a lot, but it's like the they're the best

867
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: two things that ever happened to me at that like

868
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: they knowing having known that sort of happiness, and then um,

869
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: being thrust into your sort of shallow happiness. It would

870
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: be it would be really tough to deal with. I

871
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: would leave visit your kids. Okay, now it's time for predictions.

872
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: Last week we did uh We did a special game

873
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 1: called Crunk or Funky Funky Fresh where I went through

874
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: different matchups and then really predict it would win. I

875
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 1: just predicted whether the matchup would be crunk or funky

876
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: funky Fresh or somewhere in between. People really responded to that.

877
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: People really on board. Uh. We talked about like this week,

878
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: should we do that again with these matchups we mix

879
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,720
Speaker 1: it up. My vote was to just do it again,

880
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: a double down and just go. But then I looked

881
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: at the matchups. You know what, they aren't really either one.

882
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 1: They haven't really fall into the category of funky Funky

883
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: Fresh or crunk. And I I went through with a

884
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: fine tooth comb and a magnifying glass and I couldn't

885
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: really find it. So why don't you just Greg, just

886
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 1: give me, give me some different storylines. We either some

887
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: matchups or give me some stories from this coming week.

888
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: And like your memory of I feel like the memory

889
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: of the reaction to the Crunk or Funky Funky Fresh

890
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: segment feels a little skewed. How do you think? I mean?

891
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 1: I got a tweet that said, uh, you can cut

892
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: out the last been to the podcast. Other than that,

893
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: it was pretty good that guy's not a fan. That

894
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: guy doesn't know what's up. There was a lot of

895
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 1: a lot of that, like great podcast until the Funky

896
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 1: Funky refreshtion. A lot of people really liked it. People

897
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: said that it's kind of similar to a lot of

898
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: a lot of things, but you like the I want

899
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: people to love me and hate me. If everyone just

900
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: kind of likes you, like I'm sure your podcast with

901
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: your with the kids that you do. I bet that's uh.

902
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: I've been people like it. I bet no one loves

903
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: it or hates it. People love it. People love it.

904
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: We just had a meet up in London and people

905
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 1: showed up to that international All right, let's I totally

906
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: ruined your set up for this segment. Um, you can

907
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: really touch me that you have some sources, right, yeah,

908
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: I've got sources all over the league. I mean now

909
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: that I'm behind the shield, now that exists behind the shield,

910
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: then I kind of the world opens up to you

911
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: in a different way. So we thought we would we

912
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 1: would take advantage of those sources. Go through each game,

913
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: and you will tell tell us what your sources are

914
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: are telling us. All right, let's start with what I

915
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: think is the best game of the season so far,

916
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: Broncos Packers. Um, what are your sources telling you about

917
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: Peyton Manning's future up in the air right now? With

918
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 1: his early struggles, you know, I think it's gonna be

919
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: Peyton Manning's last year. I can't see him coming back

920
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: for another one. My sources tell me that he's kind

921
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: of getting his money together. He's gonna invest. He's gonna

922
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: invest with Tom Brady's body guru, that guy who is

923
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: up to nothing but good and good things. That two

924
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:35,240
Speaker 1: of them are going to invest heavily into Greg Hardy's

925
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: I think people are gonna be like, in a couple

926
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: of years, gonna be like, did you know that? Uh?

927
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: Do you know Greg Hardy's You know he used to

928
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: play football. That's how people will know Peyton Manning. You know,

929
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 1: the greatest regular season quarterback ever. You know, his brother

930
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: won two Super Bowls. Let's talk Bengals Steelers. Big game

931
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: in the a f C North year. Steelers gotta be

932
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 1: a little nervous. Ben Roethlisberger likely to return for this game.

933
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: They have to win or the a f C North

934
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: is over. They'd be four games back. They there's no

935
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,919
Speaker 1: way they're gonna win the division. This is a game

936
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: they have to get. What are your sources telling you

937
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: about this game? And my sources tell me that the

938
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: students are kind of overmatched. You know, the Bengals are

939
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: planned on all cylinders. They're really doing well. Dalton's having

940
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: a great, great season so far. But because this game

941
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: is going to have a playoff atmosphere, the Banks are

942
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: gonna lose by thirty five points and Dalton will have

943
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: a hundred interceptions. That's what sources a hundred. How would

944
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: your sources be so involved that they actually know what's

945
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: gonna go and gonna happen in the game. I'm not

946
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: gonna reveal my sources. I just wanted to dance a

947
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: little bit Seahawks and Cowboys, getting everyone thinking about that

948
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: playoff game from almost a decade ago where Tony Romo

949
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: Bob Bold the snap. Tony Romo will not play in

950
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: this game, but Dez Bryant might. His status up in

951
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: the air this week. What do your sources tell you

952
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: about desert status? Does Brian status my sources went on

953
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: his Facebook page? Does Briant is single? Terri's the coroner?

954
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: That was a little way. What do I why do

955
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: my other notes. Listening to the podcast was like col

956
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: Anthony when his jokes are terrible column, it was a

957
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: great that made me laugh so hard. Finally, um, I'm

958
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: really excited about this game. The Carolina Panthers and the

959
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: Indianapolis Colts. What a matchup. I mean, the Indianapolis Colts

960
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: are struggling. One of the most surprising stories of the year.

961
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 1: So many people expected Andrew Luck to be an m

962
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: VP candidate this year. Instead, he hasn't been a top

963
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: twenty quarterback. I mean, he is hurting them right now.

964
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 1: And to me, this is a game that's fascinating because

965
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 1: he's facing what I think is really the other best

966
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: quarterback under thirty years old, Cam Newton. So it's kind

967
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: of the two young guns for the first time. They're

968
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: facing off. Chuck Pogano is on the hot seat. The

969
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: Carolina Panthers are undefeated, They're the team that could be

970
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 1: going to the super Bowl. There's a it's a huge

971
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: build up to this game, Anthony, What are your sources

972
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: telling you about Panthers Colts? Greg They tell me it's

973
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: gonna be crunk. I can't believe their second episode this

974
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: is it feels it feels like an anniversary. It feels

975
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: special this Uh, it's way too much like your your

976
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: old boss, Jimmy Fallon just sitting there cracking up at

977
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: its own jokes. The Little Time. Yep, it's very much

978
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: like that, but mine jokes are great, and I have

979
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: a podcast Fallon. Uh and that was Anthony's sources, that

980
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: was little Wayne. Alright, Greg, let's wrap this puppy up.

981
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: Let's get on a positive note. How we haven't talked

982
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: about them yet? How are my god children? How are

983
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: Ellis and Walker? That's right? Um? No, I know, like

984
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: last week, you know it was. It was cool, unbelievable