WEBVTT - It's My Life! 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.560 Good morning, Andrew. 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:04.160 It might be afternoon or evening or whenever you listen 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:05.640 to this podcast, but for us, it's morning. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:10.320 Some boys Fox for. 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:17.720 Some boys do not say wait, these two boys will 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:25.680 save that two barsters because they are in a cereal 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.680 boat reviewing cereals. 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:33.200 Scott and Andrew in a cereal boat. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:35.400 Good taking some new one sense. 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:41.560 What's up, buddy, I'm good, Harry. I'm at that super Bowl? Yeah, 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:42.200 what's up? 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.120 Well, when this had aired the super Bowl this last. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:48.000 Night is yesterday? Yeah? Yeah about that? 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:48.720 So cool? 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:50.680 Yeah you think Jason Kelsey won it? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:53.880 Yeah, I think Jason Kelsey won it. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.000 That's that's on the team, the Bird team. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.520 Yeah, he's on the team. Yeah, he's not actually on 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:03.160 the bird Chiefs. That's that's Kansas City. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:03.920 Yeah, the Chiefs. 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:06.600 The Eagles on the other team. I didn't mean like 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.240 the bird team. I know, I know, But how did 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:10.479 you know if you just said the wrong thing. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.080 I wasn't even thinking about the Eagles. I was thinking 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.280 about the little tomahawk things. I thought it looked like 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.840 a bird. Never mind the Chief thing. Isn't there a 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:20.600 feather there somewhere There's a feather. That's what I'm thinking 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:22.399 of No, I think they don't do that anymore. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:22.920 Of the feathers. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.360 No, because that was the racist or something. The Redskins, 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:27.720 the Chiefs. 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.840 The Chiefs do that. Indian Chiefs have a feather hello, But. 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:31.959 I don't think the Indian. I don't think the Kansas 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:35.520 City Chiefs their mascot. I don't think is that anyway? 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:36.399 We never talked about this. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.520 Thank you General Mills for sending us the Jason Kelsey 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.559 toast Crunch that was limited edition at Walmart stores. 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.400 I don't think you can get it anymore. But look 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:44.440 at that big. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:49.400 Old box box anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers. That was 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:50.919 the Yeah see, I told you feathers. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.280 I know that was the Redskins, who are now the Commanders, right. 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.160 The Chiefs though, go to the Chief's logo. I know 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:58.000 it's just the arrow Is it just an arrowhead or 0:01:58.040 --> 0:01:58.600 something like that? 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:02.760 Kansas City huge football fan, I could tell I it 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:03.920 was the bird team. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:04.360 Yeah. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.720 And then it was Jason Kelsey playing for the Bird team. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:08.640 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, see it's the arrowhead. 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:08.960 Cool. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:10.480 That's also very offensive. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.920 I don't think it is. Oh, I don't know what 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:13.880 are you Native American? 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:14.560 No? 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:19.400 Okay, well, keep speaking anyway. Welcome to the podcast. Why 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.760 is everyone so offended? Why can't I say words anymore? 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:24.160 I'm being monitored? 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:25.040 Listen. 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:28.399 We are going to do a little test here. We're 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.079 gonna go back to the two serial format for this episode. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.520 Only if you all like it, then maybe we'll continue 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.720 on with it. If not, what what are we doing? 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:37.919 Do you remember when we started Serial Killers? Go back 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:39.960 to like the first couple dozen episodes. Okay, we only 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.440 did two cereals. We did one new, one classic. That 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.680 was our That was the formula stick, that was our 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:45.560 formula at the beginning. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:45.839 Yeah. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:48.440 When we had a third, we bounced it up. Oh yeah, 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:50.440 because there were so many cereals. Now it's starting to 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.560 die down just a tad. Okay, there's not a whole 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:54.480 lot that we haven't done yet, even though we still 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:56.040 come up with brand new ones every week. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.720 So we're just gonna do to this episode. Okay, Yeah, 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.680 we're gonna give you two cereals. What is the ten 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:06.640 ten wins line? 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:09.080 You give us twenty two minutes, We'll give you the world, 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:12.000 which I never understood because it's not you give. 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.080 Us fifteen minutes, We'll give you two bowls a serious. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:15.320 But it might be boxes. 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:24.560 It might be shorter now though I don't think so. 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:26.679 I'm trying to get to the part where he says, 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.080 it's my life. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:30.960 No, we're gonna lose the thing. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.880 I gotta fast, just play it. He says it right 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:41.160 there anyway, you just I wanted him to say it, 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:46.080 because he just did. He just did go back, keep 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:47.760 missing it? Are you why. 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:51.600 He doesn't even really say it there? 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:52.120 Oh? 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:57.400 He doesn't really good at the end, right, it's life. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.520 Life, That's all I wanted him to say. Life. Oh, 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:01.800 because are we doing a life cereal? 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:03.200 We're doing the new life cereals. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.960 What are we not trying Kelsey crunch? 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:07.760 Why would be a Cinemata's crunch? 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:10.480 Bruh. I thought there was something sticky about it. It is. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:11.800 It looks like a beer and it's just cinemata. 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:13.480 I didn't see any of it. I didn't even get 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.000 to look at the box because I was so I 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:17.240 showed it to you. No, I didn't look because I 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:20.680 was too busy telling you what the Chiefs logo looked 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.760 like versus the Redskins that are now the Commanders. You 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.520 said they played for a bird team, but you're in 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:26.359 a big loss. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:27.840 You're in a big, big hurry today. We should just 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:29.920 go you. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:30.640 Oh, this is it? 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.440 Yeah, but don't open up. It's collectors. 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:33.840 Are you gonna sell it later? 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:35.599 Maybe? No, No, definitely not. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.720 You can't say that Jason Kelcey is the one who 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.120 was the he's the one who played for the Eagles. 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:41.920 I don't know. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.320 Yes, because Travis Kelsey is the one that's with Taylor 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.400 Swift and then they played the Super Bowl together and 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:46.800 he lost. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:47.440 Which is which? 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:49.320 This is Jason. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:50.320 He's a tailor Swift guy. 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.200 This one, this one is he's. 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:52.800 A Taylor Swift guy. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.000 This is Travis Kelcey. This is Jason Kelcey. Jason Kelsey 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:56.720 is retired. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:58.280 Oh so, why does he get a cereal? 0:04:58.480 --> 0:04:59.560 Because I don't know? 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:00.240 He's right? 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.560 Why does he have a football cereal because he's happy? 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:03.080 I don't know. 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:05.240 Don't they have a podcast together? Yes, they beat us, 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.000 they did well. 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:09.160 We weren't in the same category, Babel. They were on 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.040 Podcasts of the Year. We were on a food podcast. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:12.960 We could have been Podcasts of the Year. Yeah, we 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.599 could have. You're so right. We could have done best Beard. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:19.039 We would have won. Absolutely not not with my patches 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:21.040 can we go? Okay? 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:24.719 All right, So Andrew do you want Would you like 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:27.960 to have healthy bones or a great immunity system? 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.800 I would like to do my immunity system. You know, 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.520 it's the winter, it's cold. Immunity systems are down. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.960 Now I'm gonna throw this box. Do you feel how 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:37.720 heavy it is? Right? 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:37.880 Oh? 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:41.039 Yes, it's packed with vitamins. She's hearty. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:42.280 That's like a pound and a half. 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.960 I am so excited for this, and I'll tell you why. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.760 I've always wanted them to put something in the Life Cereal. 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.679 Listen, this is just a gimmick. Every cereal has stuff 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.599 in it. They just don't boast about it. There's nothing more. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.000 To be happy. Can we be happy? 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:56.440 Anyway? 0:05:56.480 --> 0:06:00.560 This is mighty Life Immunity Support. And this is strawberry 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:01.680 blueberry bliss. 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.839 I'm excited. I like strawberries, I like blueberries. I love 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:05.520 Life Cereal. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.680 Look, they're just eating these things. They just want you 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:09.120 to think that it's healthy and good. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.520 Remember Sleepy Cereal and you're. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.000 Getting good things out of Sleepy Cereal? 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:13.560 Yeah? I remember the cereal that was supposed to help 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:14.640 design to help that sleep. 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:15.760 Right, Wow, that came and went. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:17.760 Really, I don't know your kids, I do. I can't 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.080 even remember the name of it, like sleepy Time Cereal? 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.120 Was it like do ever. 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:23.719 Made Desao or something? 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.960 Huh huh? Is that a soap opera? No, that means 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:31.720 like sleep sleep breakfast breakfast sleep. What yeah, what are 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:32.200 you saying? 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:34.400 That's from the telenovela I used to watch, Oh really 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:35.560 yeah with Eric E. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:35.960 Strata. 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.560 Okay, what telenovella was Eric Strada on? 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:40.080 Oh my God? 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:44.719 He was on a dose caminos one whatever, taco bar, 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:46.120 whatever it. 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:47.520 Is, dude, you look it up here. In the nineties. 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:48.040 He was huge. 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:48.919 This has a nice smell. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:50.000 He was huge on that one. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:52.280 Okay, so I was wrong. They are not stuffed. They 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:55.320 are extremely f Wait did you say stuffed life is 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.679 never stuffed? As I was saying, I always thought that 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.880 would be a great idea to have stuffed life cereal. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.039 When you're out to get addres up as a Quaker 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:02.159 Roads guy and come bust into. 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.920 The for me every time every time I'm homie goes well, 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:05.840 could I be on Serial Killer? 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.040 Yes, Quake Roads. Are you looking at my horrible, horrible 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:09.840 face hair? 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.560 No? Oh, you just looked at me. Weird anyway, So 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.440 let's have some of this. It's from the farm their 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.520 fresh dairy's fridge. It's form their fresh dairy's whole organic milk. 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:20.559 Yum. Yeah, we love farm land fresh dairies. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:20.800 We do. 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:22.840 We need to go out to the plant. 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:23.400 We absolutely do. You know what. 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:25.120 Here's here's the thing. So I have a lot of 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.400 stipulations though. It has to be a Friday. You have 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:29.680 to drive and like, but how am I going to 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:30.240 get back? 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:31.560 Do you know? 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.440 I don't know, but I know I need to go there. 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.960 We need to figure out out out we need to go. Yeah, 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:36.960 I'm always free. 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.200 This is not true if you hold on open your calendar. 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.760 We got a book a month out, I'm always If 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.320 you tell me that on a Tuesday, I have to 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:45.360 go out there. I have a book. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:46.960 I can, but I can only do it on a front. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:50.240 So there we go. Kids, Okay, your kids can stay home. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:56.440 Oh h it has your typical life texture. 0:07:57.960 --> 0:07:58.760 I don't really like this. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:07:59.800 I do. 0:07:59.920 --> 0:08:02.320 I always love the life that like their little granules 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.440 of sugar and yeah, that's my favorite part. 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.760 It kind of tastes like too sweet of a juice. 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:09.920 It tastes a little artificial, even though it's not. It 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:13.480 says it's natural flavors. I feel like I eat too 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.960 much of this, I'll get nauseous. It's good, but I 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.720 don't know that I could. You know, I normally eat 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.000 a whole bowl and then I refill the bowl. I 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:21.480 can't do the refill on this one. 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:23.920 I'm not really a big fan of this. It tastes 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:24.720 very artificial. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:28.200 Can you read what it's supposed to do for you? 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.920 Though? Immunity support? But what makes it so mighty? An 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.840 excellent source of vitamin C, vitamin D, and zinc in 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.720 every serving can help maintain a healthy immune function. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:38.240 Here's the thing. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.000 If you look at most other cereals, they all have 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.040 that too, But here they're just marketing. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.040 It an excellent source of vitamin C, D and zinc, 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.520 thirty five grams of whole grains, and an excellent source 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:51.320 of five B vitamins. Yeah, they just don't make their 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:52.280 stuff in suit of rapids. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:53.280 What's your dress on there? 0:08:55.120 --> 0:09:01.080 Chicago? Oh? Okay, yeah, Chicago. Well it's a Midwestern cereal. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:03.280 A It's okay. 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:04.960 Yeah, I don't really love it. I'm gonna give it 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.800 two bowls and a spoon. It's kind of me it 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:10.000 fits in the middle. For me. It tastes yeah, like 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.439 a juice, like too sweet of a juice, and I 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.440 don't like that really. Yeah all right, it's like a 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.280 very artificially sugary juice. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:18.920 So he doesn't. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.440 I don't Sorry, Mikey, you don't know his name. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.520 You don't know it is that guy still a sales 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.920 guy here, Mikey, I told you, Mikey. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.480 Oh yeah, he was a sales guy here. 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:31.440 I don't know. Look him up on teams. Well, see 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.400 if you can find a Mikey life cereal guy. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.240 Look, I just had like seven spoons, so I'm gonna 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:37.880 make a three balls on his spoon. 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:40.400 Okay, I like it. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:44.000 I don't really love Okay, I don't really like the 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:49.040 aftertaste either. Yeah, there's an aftertaste. There's no there's no 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.160 fake sugar in it. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's of 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:52.280 a weird aftertaste. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.800 I think that our friend Matt senters these. I'm not sure, 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:56.520 but I think he did. Okay, So if you did, 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.720 thank you, Matt, Thank you Matt. And if you did, oh, 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.680 Jamie Moon, remember Jamie. Oh, we got a big box 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:05.760 of stuff coming. That's very excited. Although sadly. I bet 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:07.440 it's a lot of things we already have in the sack, 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.240 because when we don't have it on the website, people 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.400 check the website. Oh they didn't do Mighty Life yet. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:13.199 Bet we're getting some Mighty Life and. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.679 They don't know that we've recorded like five months in advance. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.720 This is false. Don't don't give people that it's not true. 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.240 This is pretty close to them two three weeks at moment, 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:25.920 this one is a week, you know, Yeah, a week. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:28.000 I need to get my is ish together and we'll 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:28.800 be back right after this. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:33.560 We're back. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.160 We're back, We're back, We're back. Welcome back to the 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.800 Farmland Fresh Dairy Studio. I'm Scotty B and I'm Andrew 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.080 and this is Serial Killers. Wow, that was a little 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.559 why do you Why do you repeat your saith because 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.320 you know they already know what they're listening to you. 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:49.520 I mean, it's true, but I don't know. That was fun. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.600 I like that. Okay, I liked it. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.880 Oh all right, so let's move on to the next life. Okay, 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:58.320 this one is full of stuff to support healthy bones. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.600 Vanilla so I which it's just the same as Vanilla Life. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.760 Yeah, which I like Vanilla Life. It's another heavy ass. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.320 But do you see I just spit out on the 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:11.640 box there. Look, it's like a whole crumb. That's a lot. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:15.959 So it's Mighty Life from Quaker Multi Grain Cereal. And 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.080 this one's supports record on that really, bro, I think 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:19.680 I did yes. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.040 Recording in progress, right you heard? 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:21.240 Yeah? 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:24.880 Yeah, okay. Helps build and maintain strong bones with an 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:28.280 excellent source of vitamin D and calcium fine and more 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:30.720 calcium when you add the formula first areas organic home milk. 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:30.880 Oh. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.640 Well, that's really really cool and I love that. And 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.040 it is Farm Freshman's nineteen fourteen. Do you notice that 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:35.800 you do that sometimes? 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:36.880 I do? 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:38.079 You talk really really past and then. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.400 You go like this, let me tell you something. Oh 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:43.640 you're driving in this morning. I could be the voice 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:44.480 of the Spanish radios. 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.360 Oh you've said this same bull chat. 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.000 No, I want to do it right now, okay, because 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:50.920 you just reminded me the voice so lysioso. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:52.040 Nah. Yeah. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.599 But so there's a new there's a new like Spanglish 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:58.600 radio station, income and so all their songs ninety percent 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:00.200 of their songs are all in English. They're all like 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.800 you know, Lionel Richie and and you know, Cindy Lauper 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.120 and all that kind of stuff. It's all like eighties 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.080 and nineties whatever. And but in between the songs they 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.600 speak Spanish. There's no people. It's just like the voice 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:13.600 guy he goes no when dio Cho punto yet day 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.240 fay about York, Like I can do that. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:18.319 Okay, you give me any number and I'll do it quick. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:21.680 Give me a radio frequency? Uh one hundred point eight? 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:26.720 Uh sieno ocho fam a Wow. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:27.160 I was good. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:29.040 But wait a minute, there is no point eight. You 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:30.600 donpe you know nothing about radio. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:31.520 There is no there is it. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.959 There's why one hundred? It's one hundred point seven? What 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:37.280 why one hundred? In Miami? It's one hundred point seven? 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:41.200 I said, there's no even numbers. You know nothing about radio. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.480 I don't nothing, and I went along with it. 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.439 You read for the wrong I just like that in 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:49.760 your hypothetical throw me any number. I'm still wrong. I 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:50.640 still am wrong. 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:51.400 You were wrong. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:55.240 It's you like stop or something like, wait, that's not real. Yeah, 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:56.960 it's not real. You're going to give you a number? 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:01.040 Did you yell at me? What trouble? 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.400 Where they do that on TV shows? And movies, they're 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.160 like ninety six point six. There's no such thing. 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.560 Diamond just yelled at me. All right. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.360 Anyway, So here's. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:19.560 Here's our mighty life, very vanilla andy, if you could 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.120 just hit me with some of that farmland fresh staries, 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.360 whole organic milk, of course, from the sixty four ounce carton? 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:28.720 How much of sixty four ounces a lot? One half gallon? Wow? God, 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:29.920 learn about weights and measures? 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:33.079 Bro Okay? How many? Wait? Okay? So if this is 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.920 a half gallon and a gallon has what twelve pints? 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.800 What now twelve pints equals one gallon? Who? I'm pretty 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:41.240 sure that's. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:42.520 The Why are you going to go by pints? 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.480 Because and we tell you how much blood our blood 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:51.040 drives have donated, and we've done a lot of gallons. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:51.640 Is this me? 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:55.320 That's so much milk? Well, the littlest ones are half pints. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:56.679 That's what you used to get in school, little half 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:58.720 pipe in the safety pup. Then there's the pints. 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:02.599 Then there is well, we've done over forty gallons of 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:05.880 blood quartz, which means that have imagine how many of 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:09.480 these would be filled with blood? I know? Isn't that cool? 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:17.920 H just does not taste like Vanilla Life. Even though 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:22.000 it's real flavor. It tastes like frosting. It's a little 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:23.000 artificial tasting. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.800 Did Biff start working at Life. I'll tell you something. 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.680 The regular vanilla Life is so much better. This is 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:31.240 not good. I give this a bowl in a spoon. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.560 Huh too sweet? Not good? 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:34.760 Too sweet? 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:36.040 Yeah it does. 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:38.240 It does have that little aftertaste, which is not good. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.640 It's got the little stevia aftertaste. But there's no stevia 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:40.840 in it. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.440 Do not mess with the Life brand. What are you doing? 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.560 They did, there's just an addition. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:48.640 It's not like they changed it. I'm really saying. I'm 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.320 worried that they might have changed the original Life cereal. Now. No, 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.000 there's the sugar is right there. It's not good. This 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:57.960 is not good. Oh it's it's got to feralols. Okay, yeah, 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.160 and that's where that tastes right now. Oh yeah, to 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:00.800 Phara rolls. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:01.800 You know what that is? 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:05.880 Yes, it preserves freshness. Oh really, yes, Okay, it is 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:10.240 a preservative. Okay, So learn about life. Yeah, I'll learn 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:11.720 about life. Let me just go back to school and 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:12.440 study about. 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:15.160 To learn about Shut up. 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:22.680 I hate everything about this podcast. I'm done audio, go 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:27.600 wat eight see any good luck getting there. I'm going 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:29.120 to give it two balls in a spoon. It's all right, 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.040 but I don't love it. I really want to go 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.600 and buy a box of life, just to make sure 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.200 that they because this is a new logo, they've done 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.680 new branding for it. Well that has a little cock eyed, 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:40.880 a little what do you call the dot on the eye? 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:42.280 A dot on an eye? 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:43.400 It's got to be a name for it. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.160 It probably is. But yeah, they added the little quaker 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:49.760 here and then they added they Yeah, they jazzed up there. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:51.320 You don't know much about logos. I mean I would 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:53.600