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Speaker 1: with maximum uptime and simplicity. It's another Jubila on the twenties. Holy,

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Speaker 1: I'm hello. Hi. I was looking for Miriam M the sushi.

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Speaker 1: Hi Miriam. My name is Chuck Cecil and I'm calling

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Speaker 1: on behalf of the airlines. How are you today? I'm good? Thanks?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm well? Thank you for asking listen.

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Speaker 1: I need to speak with you for a few moments

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Speaker 1: about your upcoming flight with US. Okay, um, it's something

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Speaker 1: going on the fight. Well, unfortunately, we had to cancel

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Speaker 1: your ticket, so you might want to check with another

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Speaker 1: airline for reservations. You to cancel my ticket? H Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we had to cancel your ticket with US, So I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: and I know it's probably not you just booked me

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Speaker 1: on another flight. I don't understand why i'd have to

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Speaker 1: call another airline. Yeah, I cannot book you on another

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Speaker 1: flight with US because you will technically not be allowed

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Speaker 1: to fly on our airlines anymore. Excuse me. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: not allowed to fly with airlines anymore. I'm sorry. So

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Speaker 1: I am allowed to fly with airlines anymore. Right, so

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Speaker 1: you can rebook with another airline. I'm really sorry about

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Speaker 1: all this. I will refund your money for the other

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Speaker 1: ticket that you have coming back. You know, but wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm real, I'm sorry. I'm very confused. I can rebook

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Speaker 1: with another airline, but I'm not allowed to fly with you. Guys.

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Speaker 1: That makes absolutely no sense. Well, apparently you took a

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Speaker 1: flight earlier this week and you were involved in an

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Speaker 1: incident on that flight. I have no idea what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, Well, one of our flight attendants wrote

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Speaker 1: down your name and seat number what and it ended

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Speaker 1: up being forwarded to corporate. Is this helping at all? No?

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Speaker 1: I feel really confused. I feel sick. I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what this could be about. According to the report,

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Speaker 1: and this is very serious. The plane was coming to

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Speaker 1: a stop at the gate. You stood up before the ding.

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Speaker 1: You know what ding I'm talking about where it lets

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Speaker 1: you know that it's okay to stand and get your

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Speaker 1: things ready to get off the plane. Yes, you know

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Speaker 1: the ding right if you stand up before that seatbelt dings.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know when's ding. I honestly have no

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Speaker 1: clue what you're talking now, Well that ding is I

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Speaker 1: mean clearly you you obviously don't know what the ding

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Speaker 1: is or how to respect it. And that is a

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Speaker 1: big no no. So I'm getting kicked off your flights

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Speaker 1: completely because of this bull reason, not the flight, the airline.

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Speaker 1: The airlines are trying to crack down on this. It's

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Speaker 1: been a big problem. I'm sure you've seen stories in

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Speaker 1: the papers. No, anything like this. I've never seen it

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Speaker 1: in the paper. Let me explain it to you. Then, Basically,

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Speaker 1: the airlines are fed up all of the people taking

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Speaker 1: advantage of the ding a second or two early to

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Speaker 1: get their bags. It's not right. And so we're making

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Speaker 1: an example of people. And I'm sorry you have to

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Speaker 1: be one of the people that we're making an example of.

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Speaker 1: I honestly don't even know what to say right now.

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Speaker 1: This is bizarre. Well you could say you could, I mean,

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Speaker 1: technically I would think you could say sorry for standing up,

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Speaker 1: polgizing for any of this. The ding is a rule, okay,

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Speaker 1: and you stood up before the ding. There's nothing I

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Speaker 1: can do about that, exactly. That's the kind of attitude

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Speaker 1: that you have, and that's why you're not going to

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Speaker 1: be allowed to fly with us anymore. That that just

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Speaker 1: blatant disrespect for the dings the dingy ing are you?

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Speaker 1: You don't seem to have any remorse for what you

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Speaker 1: did at all. Due I I didn't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't carrying any firearms under the flight. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even pack any lip. Did you just say that? Did

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Speaker 1: you just say that you took firearms on the flight

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Speaker 1: as well? Oh my god, I didn't say that. I

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Speaker 1: said I didn't do that. I didn't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a criminal. But you said you wanted to

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Speaker 1: bring firearms on our plane. Now I'm really glad that

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Speaker 1: we're making this decision. Okay, I was not bringing firearms

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Speaker 1: onto the plane. Now that's bringing it sounds like damage

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Speaker 1: control to me because all I heard was that you

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Speaker 1: want to bring Oh my god, you probably did. Didn't

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Speaker 1: even graduate second grade, I'll have you know. I have

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Speaker 1: an AA from one of the finest community colleges in

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Speaker 1: this city, Thank you very much. Did you seriously just

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Speaker 1: say that? Well, you accuse me of being uneducated and

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Speaker 1: I went to community college. What did you do I

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Speaker 1: met the Stanford, you little piece of I don't even

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Speaker 1: know where that is. I don't even know where that is.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a tiny school nobody's ever heard of.

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Speaker 1: So you know what, not impressive. You don't because you're

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Speaker 1: an idiot. That's one of the top fools of our nations. Stagford,

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Speaker 1: Stanford s. I'm done talking to you, so give me

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Speaker 1: your name. I need to report you to someone. Okay,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jubilant. Yeah you want to write that down.

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Speaker 1: You said your name was Chuck or something monk's name

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Speaker 1: at the beginning. Now well now I lied about that name.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? Oh? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jubil from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What It's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Your sister Kelly set you up, no play. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she just wanted to freak you out a little bit

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Speaker 1: before your flight. Oh my god. Okay, so my flight

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Speaker 1: isn't canceled. No, your flight is okay. Just hey, make

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Speaker 1: sure though, when you do fly again, respect the ding. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. Like I said, with ding, wake up every

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