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Speaker 2: The kind of snakes are we talking here?

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Speaker 1: So we're talking The thickest, the longest snake is Saturn, mississip.

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Speaker 2: You know my snake was named Sam a snake? Actually?

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Speaker 1: Really? Wow? Is it because I crowned it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I apologize for the click baity title, but that

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Speaker 1: literally is what it was. I bought a house a

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Speaker 1: I had plenty of rooms bare. I have a pet snake,

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Speaker 1: So I sealed up the windows, doors, vents, light fixtures,

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Speaker 1: pretty much any crack it could squeeze through, and left

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Speaker 1: So there's a whole snake room. Now.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I got some big piece of drift wood and screw

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Speaker 3: God damn.

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Speaker 1: I've also got a sign on the door that says

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Speaker 1: no step on snack s n e K. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you spell it?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a spin off of the Don't tread

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Speaker 2: on Me. This is great man, Yes, but it's not

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Speaker 1: I had a guy over to my house for a hookup.

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Speaker 1: We met at a bar. Judge if you want, but

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Speaker 1: I just said he could use my bathroom. He said

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Speaker 2: Not only are you non asshole, but you're fucking queen

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Speaker 2: And there's no way that this guy didn't know he

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Speaker 2: we're you're not navigationally challenged, This isn't a dark It

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Speaker 2: was a three bedroom, right, yeah, so come on, one

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Speaker 1: You're not the asshole, I say, not the asshole? Joy

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Speaker 1: Also for our snake owners, do you tell your hookups

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Speaker 2: But people are allergic to dogs. You're not allergic to snakes.

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Speaker 1: Impossible, impossible, impossible, you could have a deathly fear snake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that you're not going to lead that person

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Speaker 1: It's saying like like it's crumb and courtesy to say

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Speaker 2: Do you say you have a fish? Point? You know

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Speaker 3: Actually, box head, box head, this final story.

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Speaker 2: I don't care if you're pregnant in high school. I'm

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Speaker 1: I think all pregnant women need to be on the streets.

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Speaker 2: I never liked this girl, but I obviously couldn't let

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Speaker 2: help me with cooking. I need to drag her out

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Speaker 2: get the fuck out of my home.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I am.

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Speaker 2: She pretty much started crying at that point and immediately

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Speaker 1: And what a great closer for box a.

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Speaker 2: Box head listen, listen, I think as a box I'm

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Speaker 2: second here, and I'm gonna say, not the asshole. I mean,

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Speaker 2: all that, but like, how much can you really like you? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That pregnant it's gonna crucify it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, but that's just out of pocket, like she said,

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Speaker 2: and I quote, let's go back. I didn't know there

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Speaker 2: She told her boyfriend's mother, she looks like a stripper

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Speaker 3: I think I think maybe an amendment could be like,

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Speaker 3: you know, go dig ditches or like build a house

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Speaker 2: Like lost Well, well, let me ask you something. What

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Speaker 2: if what if she had done all these things, cleaned up,

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Speaker 1: It seems to be kind of like this. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like like it symbolizes everything else that has been going on.

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Speaker 1: It's it's just it is a symptom of a much

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Speaker 2: And not much larger problem is not pulling out.

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Speaker 1: Make sure to wear protection. Talk about it, Yeah, Nathan,

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Speaker 1: our interim producer, Nathan has been going out on late

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Speaker 1: night Grinder dates. Oh yeah, raw dogging every are you, Nathan?

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Speaker 2: Are you just hitting all those orifices? Raw man?

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Speaker 1: Nathan, bro, you gotta wear boy.

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Speaker 2: Listen, if it's chlamydia, it's no worries. You take the

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Speaker 2: little red pill. You're good in two days. But anything

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Speaker 2: worse you're taking prep. Right, You're on progra.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, got prap, but still there are other things. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right. If you think our producer, interim producer Nathan

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that's right.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you soon. Goodbye Today up by finding my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend spank bank. Chit ching baby, let's deposit into that bank.

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Speaker 1: Want to get that Federal credit Union.

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Speaker 2: You'll know.

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Speaker 4: I'll have ten spanks please, thank you, spanker, spank me, spanker.

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Speaker 4: Hopefully I get a good interest rate on it.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it's under lock and key, because I'm not one

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Speaker 5: It is not FD I see insured.

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Speaker 4: We're going all the way unprotected, unprotected spank bank.

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Speaker 5: You've heard about.

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Speaker 1: A bear and bullmark, But can you bear when I

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Speaker 5: All right, guys, we did it, We did it.

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Speaker 1: I thirty three female, wondered if my boyfriend, forty one

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Speaker 1: male had a spank bank, and so you know what

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Speaker 1: I did. I asked him, point blank, spank I spanked

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Speaker 1: it out of him, out of him, you have it?

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Speaker 1: He told me he did.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh.

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Speaker 1: When I asked if he kept nudes from his exes,

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Speaker 1: he said yes. We got into an argument about it

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Speaker 1: because I think that's weird. He said he doesn't know

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Speaker 1: a guy who doesn't do it. Well, that might be true,

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Speaker 1: which it is not. I still thought it was weird.

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Speaker 1: I asked him why he had them, and if it

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Speaker 1: was because he wanted to remember the good times or something,

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Speaker 1: and he didn't answer. I asked him if he used

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Speaker 1: them recently, and he said not since we moved into

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Speaker 1: our new place, which was within the last three months,

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Speaker 1: so somewhat recently.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I told him I didn't care if he did his

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Speaker 1: deeds to porn, but to nudes of X this was

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Speaker 1: a different story because it was much more personal. I

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Speaker 1: told him I appreciated how honest he was with me,

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Speaker 1: even though I had my opinions. It was ultimately his business.

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Speaker 1: Very open minded, OP pretty fair honestly. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like there's something a little scummy

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Speaker 1: about you're beating it to your ex eating your meat

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Speaker 1: to your spank bank XES. Then how would the exes

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Speaker 1: feel about that?

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Speaker 5: Probably not great.

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Speaker 1: And maybe Op's boyfriend's like, hey, this is tribute to them,

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Speaker 1: tribute to all my hot MoMA's.

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Speaker 4: The spank bank is like like like an hand like

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Speaker 4: the shrine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Just to be clear, I do not

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Speaker 1: think that is what the exes would think of this,

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Speaker 1: do not think they would take it. While fast forward

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Speaker 1: a few weeks later, it had been eating me up inside.

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Speaker 1: I've always been curious and he's always been so closed

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Speaker 1: off about sex. So I decided to freaking snoop. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: before you come for me. I know this is an

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Speaker 1: invasion of privacy. Yes, I know it's fucked up, and

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Speaker 1: I know I will need to break things off with them,

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Speaker 1: But hear me out because it's doomed anyway, and I'm

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Speaker 1: breaking things.

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Speaker 5: Off invade those spanks.

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Speaker 1: I know my way around technology and used to use

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Speaker 1: that knowledge to get access to things that I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have access to. Take that how you want. I ended

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Speaker 1: up finding his spank bank, and then some uh oh,

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Speaker 1: I found out that he had a folder dedicated to

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Speaker 1: a familiar name. It's a common name, but I dismissed

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Speaker 1: it and kept going. But turns out it was an

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Speaker 1: old boss who really screwed me months ago on a

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Speaker 1: job promotion.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, he had a whole.

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Speaker 1: Folder just for her. I had no idea he hooked

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Speaker 1: up with her.

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Speaker 5: Let alone.

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Speaker 1: They seem to have like some whole kind of relationship.

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Speaker 1: On top of that, there were so many files from

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Speaker 1: other women in separate folders, including my own picks and videos.

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Speaker 5: At least she's in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at least she's in there. At least you got

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Speaker 1: a mention, dude. I've been thinking about this for a

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Speaker 1: few hours now. I can't tell what I'm more surprised

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Speaker 1: about hooking up with my ex boss and not telling

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Speaker 1: me about it, or that he led me to believe

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Speaker 1: this entire time we've been together that he's an inexperienced,

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Speaker 1: nerdy guy who never got dates or women when an actuality,

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Speaker 1: he's a stone cold player and gets many women, and

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Speaker 1: it's the exact opposite. I also want to add that

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Speaker 1: he has a type blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits,

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Speaker 1: and I am brown woman, jet black hair, fat ass,

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Speaker 1: and mediocre tits. I'm not his type. Guys, I feel

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Speaker 1: like he's settling for me. I feel like I never

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Speaker 1: knew who he really was. I am shocked that he

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Speaker 1: f my ex boss. It's going to be weird living

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Speaker 1: out the rest of this lease after we break up. Yikes.

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Speaker 4: But op, it sounds like I'm your type, so uh,

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Speaker 4: you know, spank my bank.

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Speaker 5: If you catch.

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Speaker 1: Opie's husband will be very into you.

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Speaker 2: Job.

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Speaker 1: Just bro, I'm hey, put him in, put him in

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Speaker 1: the banking.

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Speaker 5: Put me in. Spank me in, boy,