Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Color Me Happy. There's a couch in
Speaker 1: here for two No, this is just my dining table
Speaker 1: in Montana. We have one computer and no equipment. What happened? Um? Okay.
Speaker 1: We are on a vacation together, and Aaron is a
Speaker 1: very responsible pack She makes a list well ahead of time.
Speaker 1: In fact, she sent us part of the list earlier
Speaker 1: last week on a text chain. I'm I'm a morning
Speaker 1: up packer and I'm not a Green Bay packer either,
Speaker 1: as Fontanas, but I packed morning. I forgot my computer,
Speaker 1: I forgot my podcast equipment, and I forgot my running shoes. Okay,
Speaker 1: full disclosure. I told her I'll bring my computer. Can
Speaker 1: you bring the equipment. She comes to the airport and goes,
Speaker 1: I forgot my computer, and I was like, I got
Speaker 1: the computer equipment I forgot. I was so worried about
Speaker 1: my I was taking one carry on because they didn't
Speaker 1: want to be you know, we talked about like you
Speaker 1: don't want to bring all the luggage. Yeah, packing for
Speaker 1: all cold weather places hard, the sweaters occupy a lot
Speaker 1: of room. And I pride myself on being a really
Speaker 1: good packer. I was rolling sweaters. You should see. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna take a picture of how much ship
Speaker 1: I'm able to get into a carrier. I am a
Speaker 1: throw But when you don't include the running shoes or
Speaker 1: the computer or the podcast equipment, really I got a
Speaker 1: lot more. But anyways happened. It's a time we're ready.
Speaker 1: We are hydrating, hydrating with our elector. Like Jesus, I
Speaker 1: can't even talk without lot of stir life. So I
Speaker 1: hope everyone had a great week. We intimated over on
Speaker 1: me three game. It's a little ten minute session we
Speaker 1: do for those of you that are familiar, a little
Speaker 1: free conversation about precursory conversation about what we're gonna talk about.
Speaker 1: The podcast. Part of that we addressed was the Will
Speaker 1: Smith Chris Rock situation. If you're interested, Okay, I believe
Speaker 1: guys still can't believe that. Um go in there for
Speaker 1: a more in depth combo about it. But it was bizarre.
Speaker 1: I thought Chris Rock handled like a champ and a humor.
Speaker 1: Also did a fabulous job of making this is what
Speaker 1: being a comedian is so helpful. Yeah, you're making the
Speaker 1: most awkward situations tolerable. Or like digestible, because that's a
Speaker 1: tough space to be it. But she was so good
Speaker 1: when she came out afterwards and just kind of said,
Speaker 1: did I miss something with The vibe is totally changed.
Speaker 1: She's just she's got this such sarcastic tone. It's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was good. She's a wonderful bizar. I thought will
Speaker 1: Smith was out of line, and clearly I don't know
Speaker 1: how he woke up this morning and felt but Chris
Speaker 1: Rock handle did like a champ and I'm bummed. I
Speaker 1: love Wilson and didn't change my opinion of him, but
Speaker 1: I think that what it takes away his night too,
Speaker 1: for I mean winning Best Actor and then the story
Speaker 1: is all about that, or the Williams family too, or
Speaker 1: coda the movie, you know, coda the inspirational messages and
Speaker 1: speeches that came from that whole thing. And then um
Speaker 1: who won right after will Smith, which was really unfortunate
Speaker 1: because nobody could focus on that. Just um, nope, nope, nope,
Speaker 1: Brian will know. Um yeah, I wasn't create our kid rock.
Speaker 1: Chris Rock was giving him the Award of the Documentary. No,
Speaker 1: it was no far away when you get it right,
Speaker 1: all right, well, well um filling that, like but yeah,
Speaker 1: I just thought it was unfortunate. But you know what,
Speaker 1: you can't hit people off. No, you can't hit people off.
Speaker 1: I'm borned out it was him anyways, what else is
Speaker 1: going on? So what else is going on? I've got
Speaker 1: a list? I see do you know what's Did you
Speaker 1: see the first on the list? Matt Lit a Matte
Speaker 1: lip Do you know some happening here? What in that? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's never right behind it. I've never bought a Higlie
Speaker 1: lip liner or a lift thing before and I just
Speaker 1: put it on and never had a Matt Lit because
Speaker 1: I'm always like afraid it's like so dry. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I was going to do the thing for Dion for
Speaker 1: in INVISINESSIP. Okay, and I forgot a lipstick, which is
Speaker 1: weird because I like so much makeup in my body
Speaker 1: bag when we bought it out of the airport. I
Speaker 1: bought it out the airport. K Way, She's the genius
Speaker 1: for doing it. I was so excited to use it.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was at the arcade and like
Speaker 1: the arm was coming over and I was like, please
Speaker 1: don't get stuck, Please don't get stuck. Thank you. It's subtle.
Speaker 1: But it's my first time using a matt Lip and
Speaker 1: I thought at first time, you know, supporting the Kylie Enterprise,
Speaker 1: but I know what it really needs it? Yeah? Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know if you were into a math.
Speaker 1: I need a little bit of likes. Yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: big masher, which is why I've got these two jewel
Speaker 1: things on the side of my mouth. But yeah, looks good. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's anybody else that's Kylie stuck
Speaker 1: run Like, how expensive is it? It's got to be
Speaker 1: good prices because I know they're there, their customer, their
Speaker 1: demo is mid America. It wasn't. I don't remember the exactly,
Speaker 1: but I remember not being astronomical. I wasn't like, well
Speaker 1: this is outrageous. I was just not like a mac Prace, right,
Speaker 1: I look at more Chanel, But Mac's fine too. Macaphelix
Speaker 1: is affordable. Now in high school, it's not affordable. I
Speaker 1: saved out of money to that spice. It says expensive
Speaker 1: is you know, it's not as expensive is shal But
Speaker 1: is it Max prices more Mac yea yeah, sorry, Max
Speaker 1: truck Medpicchi And then I would understand that question. So fine, Um, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's exciting. Yeah, there's a lot of color she
Speaker 1: offers in the kiosk. I've actually thought about that for
Speaker 1: where I thought about that, like when you fly into
Speaker 1: Green Bay or if you fly into like Seattle and
Speaker 1: maybe having a kiosk or just having a native gift shop.
Speaker 1: Have you ever forgotten in all of your travels? Have
Speaker 1: you ever forgotten something and had no? Not the Green
Speaker 1: Bay story? Bearing Ron said to say no at the airport,
Speaker 1: like who out there? Male listeners? Or is that Brooks
Speaker 1: Brothers in the airport and buying a suit there? I
Speaker 1: need to know what you've purchased at the airport that
Speaker 1: came in a handy, Like there's a victorious secret where
Speaker 1: at JF Cannibal. There's always makes at the airport which
Speaker 1: I buy. I'm obsessed to story likely like I love
Speaker 1: everything that she does. I think she's so interesting. But well,
Speaker 1: I mean you're in there and you're like I need
Speaker 1: some come rushion. Yeah that I'm curious. I want to
Speaker 1: know them. You guys, d M s if you want
Speaker 1: or have a story about purchasing something at the airport
Speaker 1: that came in hand because there's really and if I do.
Speaker 1: I was doing a Christmas Eve game in Dallas, and
Speaker 1: Dallas has great shopping at DFW, and somebody was coming
Speaker 1: for Christmas that we didn't expect, and there was a
Speaker 1: Brooks Brothers and I went and got some know, Hugo
Speaker 1: boss of course, and like they were closing up shop
Speaker 1: and I was like, my flight was delayed. Of course
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve and I was like, hold on, I need
Speaker 1: a belt, I need a scarf. I needed something Mary
Speaker 1: Christmas well and that we holidays. Okay, good? So what
Speaker 1: was your week like until today? What was my week like?
Speaker 1: It was good? Let me go to my own calm
Speaker 1: Down podcast topics that I wrote over dinner. So I
Speaker 1: lightly told you about this. Oh, I went to dinner
Speaker 1: a couple of times this week, once with Jared and
Speaker 1: a couple of times a couple of dinners with some friends.
Speaker 1: This were social this one. Yeah, how many people? So
Speaker 1: I get to finally see people and go out. So
Speaker 1: Art and I went to dinner this week, lovely dinner
Speaker 1: that we had in this new restaurant. We were trying
Speaker 1: and we were looking one thing. My husband ates at
Speaker 1: dinner at the dinner table, whether we're home or whether
Speaker 1: we're at a restaurant, is me texting at the table
Speaker 1: or checking out Twitters? Please put it down. A couple
Speaker 1: next to us on the phone the whole time. They
Speaker 1: didn't say one word to each other. They were of
Speaker 1: the younger generation. They were very big on this. I
Speaker 1: love when people do this, the over their food. Sure,
Speaker 1: the reach over where like their arms are straight and
Speaker 1: their wrists are straight, and like we're stick at the board.
Speaker 1: Then they go back down. They are not even talking.
Speaker 1: It's literally curb your enthusiasm. I know you don't watch it.
Speaker 1: It blows my mind how people do that. I felt
Speaker 1: so bad, But they had no interest in talking. It
Speaker 1: was all just about their phone. And then that's all
Speaker 1: I could concentrate on. My attention was fully there. And
Speaker 1: Jerry's like, okay, back here and talking. So what are
Speaker 1: they looking at? There's a couple of things on that
Speaker 1: I couldn't start, and let's get to the network. I
Speaker 1: don't need to see a picture of your food. I'm
Speaker 1: not interested. I don't want to see what you're eating.
Speaker 1: What is going on there? Yeah? And when did this
Speaker 1: become a thing when everyone thinks they need to see
Speaker 1: each other's food. There's no part of what I'm growing
Speaker 1: through stories. We're like, oh, that looks good. Now, I
Speaker 1: will say this restaurant in um l a Antico Nuevo Nabo.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm actually going to post it. It's Italian.
Speaker 1: I am going to post it on my Instagram. I
Speaker 1: did have my girlfriend Heather. The chef is so nice
Speaker 1: and he got us in and I loved it so much.
Speaker 1: And I went there twice last week. The only way
Speaker 1: it's a Chad, thank you, You're great restaurant and nice time.
Speaker 1: So then the next time we go there, we went
Speaker 1: there on Saturday with my two girls. Chad got you
Speaker 1: in twice. No, Chad got me in a second time. So, oh,
Speaker 1: this is another story. I was supposed to go to
Speaker 1: this restaurant with my two girlfriends. We had talked about it,
Speaker 1: we were excited about it. I don't like what should
Speaker 1: talk about brother, Sorry, here's jack I know know that.
Speaker 1: I know that, and I was like, well, are you
Speaker 1: have so many I do a lot of friends, you know,
Speaker 1: I really don't. So Heather and Jackie all week we're talking,
Speaker 1: well for the past couple of weeks, we're talking about
Speaker 1: going to this restaurant and so we're like, all right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go. In fact, one of my girlfriend's quotes was,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna name who she was. I am going
Speaker 1: to have sex with that Placasha. Why so good? It's good.
Speaker 1: So with that on a T shirt of wear, it
Speaker 1: never worked out that we could go. And then one
Speaker 1: night Jared's like, hey, let's go to dinner, and I
Speaker 1: was like, let's go to those plotes the girls and
Speaker 1: I really want to try. But I told every server
Speaker 1: and every waitress that I met in there, if you
Speaker 1: see me in here again this week with my girlfriends,
Speaker 1: you didn't see me because I'm cheating on oh ship.
Speaker 1: I felt terrible. Did you tell them her? Was this
Speaker 1: the first time you're telling So Jackie and I live
Speaker 1: in the same area, went in the car together to
Speaker 1: go meet Heather there, and as we're I was trying
Speaker 1: to call them both. Have Jackie there, call Heather at
Speaker 1: the same time, tell them both I have something to
Speaker 1: tell you. I can't lie, and Jackie was. We were
Speaker 1: having serious conmost so we culdit. So finally we were
Speaker 1: walking to the restaurant and grabbed me by the arm
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just tell you something. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not pregnant. Um, I already came to
Speaker 1: this restaurant this week without you, but it was with
Speaker 1: Jarrett and it wasn't like another girl. But I did
Speaker 1: cheat on you. And I feel like she's like, you're
Speaker 1: a fucking psycho because she's like, why are you telling me?
Speaker 1: This is nothing? But I felt terrible, like you like
Speaker 1: your honesty and she's grabbing gum right now because Anne's
Speaker 1: very self conscient. My brother, so she does not have
Speaker 1: that brother because I might smell it. So that's the
Speaker 1: move right there? Is it? Is it? Let's take a pole,
Speaker 1: Let's take it. Let's take it to the street. You know,
Speaker 1: when someone offers you admit, how many times I didn't
Speaker 1: even offer it? You're right, you took it from my
Speaker 1: salary room because you don't need it. But when someone
Speaker 1: offers you admit is your first thought? Do I need it?
Speaker 1: Or do you think they're just being generous? You know
Speaker 1: what I'm obsessed with not only do this, but a
Speaker 1: booker and it's my number one question. Four hours she's
Speaker 1: been asking if she has it. I'm like, you don't
Speaker 1: have anything in there? Do you want me to put
Speaker 1: something in there? There's something in here. And you know
Speaker 1: why I feel like there's something in here because I
Speaker 1: did use Jared's nose cleaners before I came, because you know,
Speaker 1: we're going on a vacation. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: sitting this close to when you're seeing a straggler. But
Speaker 1: now I feel like I can't keep anything in my
Speaker 1: nose like out I lot good to s It's incredible.
Speaker 1: I've never done so Len who I'm obsessed with, you know,
Speaker 1: I always so she waxes my nose because I hate
Speaker 1: that the feeling of plucking the nose is tough. But
Speaker 1: then there's those outer edge ones or that's what I
Speaker 1: gotta get in there, and you gotta pluck, and it's
Speaker 1: like I'm crying off of one. I can't imagine trying
Speaker 1: to do all. But then once you wax, everything's coming down.
Speaker 1: We're not at Niagara Falls, but might as well. So
Speaker 1: you and I wipe in our nose. It's just gonna be.
Speaker 1: Last night, I was full on convinced when I went
Speaker 1: to go pee at like three or four rats that
Speaker 1: I had COVID because I couldn't breathe out of one
Speaker 1: of my noses nostrils but I realized. I think it's
Speaker 1: because I like cleaned it out and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I was all clogged. It was so weird. Don't look right.
Speaker 1: It's just reminded me. And again are Larry's stories are
Speaker 1: a plethora, the back stories. I don't watch herb because
Speaker 1: I liked I like just getting like Larry stories in
Speaker 1: real time. Whatever. That's not a humble drive, that's just
Speaker 1: where we're at. Look, Larry was here for your wedding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my plus one. Whenever we didn't have a plus one,
Speaker 1: we would bring each other to different events and things
Speaker 1: we had to do. So there's my plus one this wedding.
Speaker 1: But when you were just talking this wedding your way,
Speaker 1: when you were just talking about reservations, it brought back
Speaker 1: the most amazing memory. Larry. I used to call it
Speaker 1: make dinner reservations. The story is because he he a
Speaker 1: wouldn't and I was like, I thought it was so
Speaker 1: rude to ask his assistant to make reservations. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can pick up a phone and make a reservation. Well,
Speaker 1: using Larry David's name to make a reservation is going
Speaker 1: to get us a much better table than mining. They're
Speaker 1: like Marissa, I would use it even if I wasn't
Speaker 1: within it. So wait for this. So the few restaurants
Speaker 1: in l A, the Felixes of the world, the Wos,
Speaker 1: the different places like that that I've made reservations at four.
Speaker 1: When I go to make the reservation now they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you give your phone number. Well, my phone number David
Speaker 1: is underneath his name. Amazing, So they're like, okay, David
Speaker 1: reservation for two. I'm like, yeah, that's not directed. Then
Speaker 1: I go and they're like, I'm like, oh, it's under
Speaker 1: David and it's like me and like you were going
Speaker 1: to a girlfriend or whatever. And I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's just me. I was like, oh, now he's just here.
Speaker 1: The look that they have the manager's pissed. Now they're
Speaker 1: all talking like they thought he was coming in and
Speaker 1: now he's not coming in. I'm gonna be run out
Speaker 1: of the zag. You can't ever give it after. You
Speaker 1: always have to see how long you can take that
Speaker 1: until he calls me and says, stop using my name
Speaker 1: on restaurants. I can get you a reservation. You don't
Speaker 1: need Chad. I got no. Chad's great, he got us
Speaker 1: right in Chad, I'll be calling you the numbers under
Speaker 1: David Larry, Hey Larry. Another thing that happened at dinner
Speaker 1: on Saturday was, um, I was looking at this gentleman
Speaker 1: at the restaurant that I thought would be a good
Speaker 1: suitor for my one of my girlfriend's obviously the one
Speaker 1: that's not married, at the table, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy's hot. Yes, was he on a date? He
Speaker 1: sure was? Did he the one taking pictures of his food?
Speaker 1: Because that's they were. In fact, they looked like they
Speaker 1: were arguing, so I could tell that they weren't happy together.
Speaker 1: I just felt like he wasn't into it. I felt
Speaker 1: like he kept looking at our table. Were we kind
Speaker 1: of allowed sure, so he kept sneaking a peek, kept
Speaker 1: looking over I kept looking over under my hat. I
Speaker 1: was like, I think this one's for you. I think
Speaker 1: this one's for you. I'm gonna find out. So we
Speaker 1: asked Rachel, the server server there, if she had any
Speaker 1: intel on what was going on at the table. She
Speaker 1: thought it was a second to third date. She also
Speaker 1: said she has asked many times in the restaurant to
Speaker 1: check on other tables, like people are single, how the
Speaker 1: night is going. She's like, oh, this is happens a
Speaker 1: lot goes. It's l a it happens all the time.
Speaker 1: What a great game. So then we were like, that's
Speaker 1: worth to Rachel Intel. Yeah. So then I was like,
Speaker 1: we gotta try to find a way to talk to him.
Speaker 1: I have been to football games where fans have tried
Speaker 1: to air drop me things. I don't know what they're
Speaker 1: air dropping me. I always say, do not exact, but
Speaker 1: I always find it fascinating that they find So it's
Speaker 1: not fascinating your air drops on. I just sorry. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to find an air drop around this year
Speaker 1: my mind right now? How my air drops rolling on?
Speaker 1: But like, okay, air drop everyone, where are you? I
Speaker 1: don't know where to find So where am I finding
Speaker 1: that guy? So well, like go to the check well,
Speaker 1: like you're going to send me a picture and then
Speaker 1: it comes up on your air drop but where like
Speaker 1: I'm saying, hi, okay, so I just way too Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know where do I go to send? No? No, okay, no,
Speaker 1: don't you tell my problem? So what do I do? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go send you them because it's not a
Speaker 1: photo I wanted to send a tax that said I
Speaker 1: don't know about so that's my whole poo. I only
Speaker 1: know the picture air drop because it comes up, so
Speaker 1: this will the menu to picture air dropped. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: all I know. So I guess I should have taken
Speaker 1: a picture of someone saying yeah, yeah and then tried
Speaker 1: to find you. You can't. They used to have the
Speaker 1: remember Virgin Airline or maybe they still have it the
Speaker 1: Virgin America see two see Yeah, I like them. By
Speaker 1: the way, I did some messages and then I was like,
Speaker 1: you should yeah, did, And then I didn't know if
Speaker 1: I should like converse back or what because then it's
Speaker 1: like I didn't like. I mean, it tells you what
Speaker 1: seat it's coming from, but then that's awkward You're going
Speaker 1: back and looking at the seat. And then it felt
Speaker 1: like I was judging and I was more into like
Speaker 1: the Love is Blind, I love me, just converse my conversing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as finished season two of Love is Blind, I did.
Speaker 1: Then I was so late to season two. That's okay, fantastic, Shane.
Speaker 1: What a character? What's the girl? Um? That was? I
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, I don't know names um the
Speaker 1: blonde girl because she was really Christian and then she
Speaker 1: was with the asist guy, and then she was really
Speaker 1: into the other guy, shaneen Shana. There was a shame
Speaker 1: a shaain A, and I'm like, leave them alone. But
Speaker 1: it really surprised me that the one couple of the
Speaker 1: guy that she liked with the girl. I thought they
Speaker 1: were going to be so in love forever. What was
Speaker 1: her name? No, if this is not helping describe anything
Speaker 1: when I'm just saying the girl and the one that
Speaker 1: is with Shane, Yeah, yes, and her parents were really
Speaker 1: sweet and you know, very traditional. Yeah, I was shocked
Speaker 1: that she I want to know more about the fight
Speaker 1: that happened. Yeah, right, Yeah, if you guys know them
Speaker 1: or know where they make reservations, we would love to
Speaker 1: have Rachel. Did I tell you I found out about
Speaker 1: the wineglasses and why they're the weird gold? No? But god,
Speaker 1: people m when I asked it. So what happened was
Speaker 1: because the edits in the show, like the producers don't
Speaker 1: want to show if they started over or they picked
Speaker 1: it up in different places, and the wine glasses are
Speaker 1: different levels, you know what I mean? Like what kind
Speaker 1: of companies art? And pretty know she took a bite
Speaker 1: of the pancake, but when you see her again, it's
Speaker 1: three bites of the pancake with us. Yeah, the continuity
Speaker 1: is the word we're looking for. And the scene in
Speaker 1: the movie is when Julia Roberts and the Hodda And
Speaker 1: you know why I always make up this because when
Speaker 1: she's wearing that hope and she looks like it's like that.
Speaker 1: So Bryan brings up a good point right now, He said, wait,
Speaker 1: finished the story. Did you ever talk to the guy?
Speaker 1: What happened? Well that Daria Ryan's our producer. He keeps
Speaker 1: our squirrel on track. Either actually is a squirrel out
Speaker 1: there and a moose and a cap um. No, we
Speaker 1: didn't because we got from Rachel that he was His
Speaker 1: height wasn't really what we were looking for. And um, okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I think that I I don't. My girl needs a
Speaker 1: little bit more hight I need all the because I'm
Speaker 1: a tall gal and I don't want to be doing
Speaker 1: laundry and saying are these your jeans are mine? I
Speaker 1: want to be very clear about who they are, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So I had an eventful week,
Speaker 1: and I was gonna tell you I've had a very
Speaker 1: eventful Um, but I had a number two on my
Speaker 1: list here that I was gonna tell you about. I
Speaker 1: was starting to tell you it doesn't have anything to
Speaker 1: do with number two. Actually it does it, that's right.
Speaker 1: So I was on the phone with you earlier this
Speaker 1: week and I was pulling up to my house and
Speaker 1: I took a picture of something and I was like, oh, look,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to tell you about this, and I said, wait,
Speaker 1: I'll save it for the podcast. So my dogs, Willis
Speaker 1: and Daisy are wonderful dogs. Their house trained. They don't
Speaker 1: really have accents toss over her stomach issues. But I
Speaker 1: always leave the back door of my house open, so
Speaker 1: then go out to the yard, come back in. Set
Speaker 1: that to duck. In this particular case, I'm wanted to
Speaker 1: secure the house, secure the perimeter, so I kept them
Speaker 1: inside and they ended up being there longer than I wanted,
Speaker 1: let's say to the tune of four hours, which is
Speaker 1: like a long time for them. I come home and
Speaker 1: the second I walked in the door, you know, you
Speaker 1: know something's happened. And if not gas, it's shipped. And
Speaker 1: I was like fudge, because any baby, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to have to leave them inside. B I was gone
Speaker 1: longer than I wanted to be, And I was like, God,
Speaker 1: dangn it, this is gonna be somewhere, and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be somewhere bad. And it's bad. It's always on a rock.
Speaker 1: There's hardwood floor everywhere. You know. They felt bad about it,
Speaker 1: of course. Have The reason that I know Daisy was
Speaker 1: badly abused before I got her was because she had accidents.
Speaker 1: Never gonna get mad a doctor. I'm just feeling bad
Speaker 1: for myself that I'm now down another rock in the house.
Speaker 1: Did they get into something? What mean their stomach hurts
Speaker 1: so bad? Well, I had them groomed, and you know
Speaker 1: when they do the thing in the cooper, like the
Speaker 1: valve thing, what's called the valve thing? You mean the
Speaker 1: anal gland release, That's the one I just set her
Speaker 1: every single month. Well, this doesn't happen a lot for them,
Speaker 1: And so they had it this time and it made
Speaker 1: them go to the bathroot run and I was running.
Speaker 1: So I'm like searching. I'm like, it's not here. I
Speaker 1: like that rug a lot great that when something and
Speaker 1: went over here whenever walked right up to the top
Speaker 1: of the stairs. The white dog, oh of the white
Speaker 1: drug and I was like, did you ever think on
Speaker 1: our podcast we'd say, you know, glad release? I didn't
Speaker 1: say you did, and I didn't you know, I allowed
Speaker 1: you the opportunity. You know, what's my is to call
Speaker 1: it in Manhattan Beach and say, hey, guys at Saron Andrews.
Speaker 1: You know, oh you oh yeah, we'll get rid of
Speaker 1: how he's back saying. But I'll be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: how are you that Saron Andrews? Hey Aaron, how's how
Speaker 1: are we doing? He's great? Can I getting me for
Speaker 1: an anal gland release? Do you know just how? I'm like,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, does he need it? I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it really does. It's time. How do you know he
Speaker 1: needs it? I just because I start smelling like you
Speaker 1: smell like it's rotten fish. Oh. I never had that smell.
Speaker 1: I just did. The groomer was like, oh, we did
Speaker 1: that this time, and I was like, big dogs usually
Speaker 1: get it all. My Golden's got it. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie to you. Guys who were out here in Montana
Speaker 1: during the quarantine. We ended up living out here for
Speaker 1: like two and a half months. When everything shut down
Speaker 1: in California, we came out here to Montana. Obviously, we
Speaker 1: packed up Howie and we were out here and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden we came home one night from being
Speaker 1: out to dinner and you walked in the house and
Speaker 1: you really do it right away the fish smell. So
Speaker 1: we had had a ton of cocktails branch waters, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Jared, you're gonna have to do it,
Speaker 1: or he's gonna come in our bedroom and smell like, Oh,
Speaker 1: we wa watched video. We've watched a YouTube video on
Speaker 1: how to do it. Some people like, really get up
Speaker 1: in there. We didn't. It was like squeezing his zip. Aaron,
Speaker 1: you've released your guided and am glam My husband was
Speaker 1: that here? Because listen, if we hadn't done it, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? He would have gotten up on the bed
Speaker 1: and smelled like a fisherman all night long? Like how
Speaker 1: did he end up doing it? We were just enough
Speaker 1: intoxicate it that we watched the video. Now, fingers weren't
Speaker 1: going into anything. They weren't. It wasn't. He just got
Speaker 1: ahold of his bum. He squeezed it like a pimpole. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: how these anal glands were so bomparted all over a
Speaker 1: little guy, how looking for a vet to come do it,
Speaker 1: but he got it a little bit out just in time,
Speaker 1: and Jared's face, no, are you my husband? You put
Speaker 1: his butt one way in his head? Was then now
Speaker 1: I'm figured right, I mean he Jared starts head. Isn't
Speaker 1: like he's giving like how he's giving birth. No, I've
Speaker 1: never done it. Okay, I mean I will put a
Speaker 1: tutorial up. You put the dog's bum facing the other
Speaker 1: way Jared's hanging on the other side, and just squeezed
Speaker 1: his bomb. Then we gagged and cute, and then the
Speaker 1: dog was fine. Everybody's good. Well, all of a sudden
Speaker 1: he wasn't fine Willis or Daisy, which gets to the
Speaker 1: crux of the story. Wasn't Willis or was it Daisy? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So now I can't I gonna get
Speaker 1: mad at either one of them. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: so then I have to lift up the competator, but
Speaker 1: that's so heavy. I slipped out of my hand and
Speaker 1: it was a big mark on my heart and befloor,
Speaker 1: which you know how I feel about that, you know,
Speaker 1: especially because most of them don't come from um. So
Speaker 1: now I'm sitting there almost in tears, having to roll
Speaker 1: up this carpet or this rug and like she lept
Speaker 1: it down the stairs and I'll put up heavy with
Speaker 1: it was so heavy and I'm gagging with the smell
Speaker 1: of poop. Whatever, It's fine. I used to be a
Speaker 1: nanny again, you know, changed a lot of baby diapers.
Speaker 1: But I it's the smell of dog anal released. Hoop
Speaker 1: is a ton you know. Anyway, I hope none of
Speaker 1: you were eating while you were listening to so back
Speaker 1: number two, list number three on my list. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I haven't been skiing in a long time, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hit the slopes up here and never know there's
Speaker 1: none and right there I it compend up. Wanted to
Speaker 1: wag a torn a c l or a trip to
Speaker 1: the next Olympics. I'm not sure I will be singing
Speaker 1: California Love though you love. Yeah, yeah, that's what I
Speaker 1: did last time. Maybe your renditionous on that note. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So there's going to be some stories from Montana. Um
Speaker 1: what else am I looking forward to appear? I love
Speaker 1: the fresh air. The second I get into the mountain range,
Speaker 1: I am just breathe it all in kind of a goal.
Speaker 1: We have it. Oh my tear drinks. Okay, we haven't
Speaker 1: even gone. Fact, we literally just came in and I
Speaker 1: was like, let's see if the ethernet is working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at that connection. Good job, well it is um okay.
Speaker 1: Another thing that Aaron had teased on the last episode
Speaker 1: was about a line good call. Right, So during quarantine,
Speaker 1: Aaron came over to my house. It was right after
Speaker 1: our birthday May fourth. If you guys are looking to
Speaker 1: get us a gift, it was and a girlfriend of
Speaker 1: Importney was so cute. She's like such a great gift giver.
Speaker 1: She had put together like a little like Moscow meals,
Speaker 1: and she put together this whole arrangement and part of
Speaker 1: them was a good I didn't eighty bitty lime tree,
Speaker 1: like you know how small it was. I was like
Speaker 1: this bit and I already had a lune tree. I
Speaker 1: felt lucky, so I would just share. You know, when
Speaker 1: I gives you lins make life sit on or don't.
Speaker 1: So I gave Aaron this business now two years ago
Speaker 1: to you and Jared's credit. You planted it, went home.
Speaker 1: You planted it, and there hasn't produced one line. She's like,
Speaker 1: are you sure this is a line tree? I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like my ovaries, it hasn't produced one thing. Um
Speaker 1: to Joe, I'm turning that attitude around. By the way,
Speaker 1: I started reading it like the you. I thought it
Speaker 1: was funny, and it's funny. So um so the lime
Speaker 1: tree hasn't produced a line and she's and it's oh,
Speaker 1: I just thought of this like when a car's bad,
Speaker 1: it's called a lemon. This is a line. It is.
Speaker 1: So we found out it's supposed to be in eight
Speaker 1: hours of directs. Some my this is probably in four
Speaker 1: because it's on the one side of transplanter. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: the gardener told us that it's too far along to
Speaker 1: uproot it, you know what I mean. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: get my grod. I was speaking nice. That's fine. There's
Speaker 1: a great blatter bottle. Yeah, your teeth on the metal straw,
Speaker 1: which I have a problem with doing all the time.
Speaker 1: So I thought the straws were great. Yeah. So a
Speaker 1: lot of fun adventures. If you guys have questions, you
Speaker 1: know what to do. Submit them at your leisure. We
Speaker 1: appreciate you guys get submitting themselves before we jump off
Speaker 1: of here. I would love to you have the questions again.
Speaker 1: I want to answer just the one, one or two
Speaker 1: at the end, sure before we go, because I think
Speaker 1: it's very kind to be blast the questions what would
Speaker 1: you to be inspired to create? House? Well, Aaron's house
Speaker 1: in particular. Um, I just the second I walk in here,
Speaker 1: it feels magical. And for me, I always wanted somebody
Speaker 1: to feel like that about a little bit of money
Speaker 1: or a lot of money or whatever a number. Even
Speaker 1: in my dormitory, I wanted to feel, you know, like
Speaker 1: it was. I was proud of the space. So the
Speaker 1: inspiration behind house and Home is that everyone should be
Speaker 1: proud of the space. What has been the best experience
Speaker 1: from having a house and home so far I've had?
Speaker 1: This is dramatic, but not my works. There's a couple
Speaker 1: of different clients tell me that I've changed their life.
Speaker 1: I can see that. This one client, she's so so sweet.
Speaker 1: She was like a Jillian Gregory. Yeah to read, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she will remain anonymous Jillian Gregory. Um. Now it's not
Speaker 1: in this particular case, but she has also been a
Speaker 1: dream client. She just lets me do whatever whatever, I'll
Speaker 1: do the reveal later. Um. But this particular client said
Speaker 1: that she always felt like she had to do whatever
Speaker 1: her mother and by the way, she was a grown
Speaker 1: woman with a child like that, And she said that
Speaker 1: she always has felt like she just had to do
Speaker 1: whatever her mom said. So her mom had told her
Speaker 1: to buy all these different like pieces of furniture, and
Speaker 1: they were in her house and she's liked it never
Speaker 1: felt like my home. And finally she was like, I
Speaker 1: got the courage. I called you. You read in my
Speaker 1: house and now it's my home. And so when my
Speaker 1: mother comes over, I'm like, I'm standing up to you
Speaker 1: missed the first step and I'm like, whoa she said,
Speaker 1: A changer? And how is her mom? I don't think
Speaker 1: she's happy with house and home. You know, you lose
Speaker 1: some clients to gain other to but I would like to.
Speaker 1: I wanted to empower her, and she told me that
Speaker 1: I did. So anyways, it may be a throw pillow
Speaker 1: to you, and you may be throwing away relationships by
Speaker 1: getting them, but we're rugs. When you leave your dogs
Speaker 1: in the house for exactly four hours, um, that was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not how I can hold it for longer. I
Speaker 1: know you anyway, you know what bend over, I'll show
Speaker 1: you and I'm not know I calm down with Aaron
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