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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Color Me Happy. There's a couch in

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Speaker 1: here for two No, this is just my dining table

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Speaker 1: in Montana. We have one computer and no equipment. What happened? Um? Okay.

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Speaker 1: We are on a vacation together, and Aaron is a

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Speaker 1: very responsible pack She makes a list well ahead of time.

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Speaker 1: In fact, she sent us part of the list earlier

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Speaker 1: last week on a text chain. I'm I'm a morning

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Speaker 1: up packer and I'm not a Green Bay packer either,

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Speaker 1: I forgot my podcast equipment, and I forgot my running shoes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: full disclosure. I told her I'll bring my computer. Can

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Speaker 1: you bring the equipment. She comes to the airport and goes,

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Speaker 1: hope everyone had a great week. We intimated over on

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Speaker 1: me three game. It's a little ten minute session we

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Speaker 1: free conversation about precursory conversation about what we're gonna talk about.

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Speaker 1: The podcast. Part of that we addressed was the Will

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Speaker 1: guys still can't believe that. Um go in there for

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Speaker 1: because nobody could focus on that. Just um, nope, nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: Chris Rock was giving him the Award of the Documentary. No,

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Speaker 1: going on? So what else is going on? I've got

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Speaker 1: a list? I see do you know what's Did you

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Speaker 1: Have you ever forgotten in all of your travels? Have

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Speaker 1: Art and I went to dinner this week, lovely dinner

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Speaker 1: I felt terrible. Did you tell them her? Was this

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Speaker 1: every single month. Well, this doesn't happen a lot for them,

424
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Speaker 1: And so they had it this time and it made

425
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 1: them go to the bathroot run and I was running.

426
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Speaker 1: So I'm like searching. I'm like, it's not here. I

427
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 1: like that rug a lot great that when something and

428
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 1: went over here whenever walked right up to the top

429
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,720
Speaker 1: of the stairs. The white dog, oh of the white

430
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 1: drug and I was like, did you ever think on

431
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,760
Speaker 1: our podcast we'd say, you know, glad release? I didn't

432
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 1: say you did, and I didn't you know, I allowed

433
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: you the opportunity. You know, what's my is to call

434
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 1: it in Manhattan Beach and say, hey, guys at Saron Andrews.

435
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,639
Speaker 1: You know, oh you oh yeah, we'll get rid of

436
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 1: how he's back saying. But I'll be like, hey, guys,

437
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Speaker 1: how are you that Saron Andrews? Hey Aaron, how's how

438
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 1: are we doing? He's great? Can I getting me for

439
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 1: an anal gland release? Do you know just how? I'm like,

440
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,160
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, does he need it? I'm like, yeah,

441
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 1: it really does. It's time. How do you know he

442
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 1: needs it? I just because I start smelling like you

443
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,680
Speaker 1: smell like it's rotten fish. Oh. I never had that smell.

444
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 1: I just did. The groomer was like, oh, we did

445
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,000
Speaker 1: that this time, and I was like, big dogs usually

446
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 1: get it all. My Golden's got it. I'm not gonna

447
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 1: lie to you. Guys who were out here in Montana

448
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: during the quarantine. We ended up living out here for

449
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 1: like two and a half months. When everything shut down

450
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: in California, we came out here to Montana. Obviously, we

451
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 1: packed up Howie and we were out here and all

452
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 1: of a sudden we came home one night from being

453
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Speaker 1: out to dinner and you walked in the house and

454
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 1: you really do it right away the fish smell. So

455
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,879
Speaker 1: we had had a ton of cocktails branch waters, and

456
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 1: I was like, Jared, you're gonna have to do it,

457
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 1: or he's gonna come in our bedroom and smell like, Oh,

458
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 1: we wa watched video. We've watched a YouTube video on

459
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Speaker 1: how to do it. Some people like, really get up

460
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 1: in there. We didn't. It was like squeezing his zip. Aaron,

461
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 1: you've released your guided and am glam My husband was

462
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: that here? Because listen, if we hadn't done it, what

463
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: the fuck? He would have gotten up on the bed

464
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 1: and smelled like a fisherman all night long? Like how

465
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: did he end up doing it? We were just enough

466
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: intoxicate it that we watched the video. Now, fingers weren't

467
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 1: going into anything. They weren't. It wasn't. He just got

468
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: ahold of his bum. He squeezed it like a pimpole. Unfortunately,

469
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 1: how these anal glands were so bomparted all over a

470
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: little guy, how looking for a vet to come do it,

471
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 1: but he got it a little bit out just in time,

472
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: and Jared's face, no, are you my husband? You put

473
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Speaker 1: his butt one way in his head? Was then now

474
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Speaker 1: I'm figured right, I mean he Jared starts head. Isn't

475
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Speaker 1: like he's giving like how he's giving birth. No, I've

476
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: never done it. Okay, I mean I will put a

477
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: tutorial up. You put the dog's bum facing the other

478
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: way Jared's hanging on the other side, and just squeezed

479
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Speaker 1: his bomb. Then we gagged and cute, and then the

480
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: dog was fine. Everybody's good. Well, all of a sudden

481
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Speaker 1: he wasn't fine Willis or Daisy, which gets to the

482
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: crux of the story. Wasn't Willis or was it Daisy? No,

483
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Speaker 1: I don't know. So now I can't I gonna get

484
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: mad at either one of them. But then I was like,

485
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: so then I have to lift up the competator, but

486
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: that's so heavy. I slipped out of my hand and

487
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: it was a big mark on my heart and befloor,

488
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: which you know how I feel about that, you know,

489
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 1: especially because most of them don't come from um. So

490
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: now I'm sitting there almost in tears, having to roll

491
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 1: up this carpet or this rug and like she lept

492
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: it down the stairs and I'll put up heavy with

493
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: it was so heavy and I'm gagging with the smell

494
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: of poop. Whatever, It's fine. I used to be a

495
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 1: nanny again, you know, changed a lot of baby diapers.

496
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: But I it's the smell of dog anal released. Hoop

497
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: is a ton you know. Anyway, I hope none of

498
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Speaker 1: you were eating while you were listening to so back

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Speaker 1: number two, list number three on my list. I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been skiing in a long time, and I'm

501
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 1: gonna hit the slopes up here and never know there's

502
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: none and right there I it compend up. Wanted to

503
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Speaker 1: wag a torn a c l or a trip to

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Speaker 1: the next Olympics. I'm not sure I will be singing

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00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: California Love though you love. Yeah, yeah, that's what I

506
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: did last time. Maybe your renditionous on that note. Yeah,

507
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: So there's going to be some stories from Montana. Um

508
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 1: what else am I looking forward to appear? I love

509
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 1: the fresh air. The second I get into the mountain range,

510
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: I am just breathe it all in kind of a goal.

511
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: We have it. Oh my tear drinks. Okay, we haven't

512
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: even gone. Fact, we literally just came in and I

513
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: was like, let's see if the ethernet is working. Yeah,

514
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: look at that connection. Good job, well it is um okay.

515
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Speaker 1: Another thing that Aaron had teased on the last episode

516
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: was about a line good call. Right, So during quarantine,

517
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: Aaron came over to my house. It was right after

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Speaker 1: our birthday May fourth. If you guys are looking to

519
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 1: get us a gift, it was and a girlfriend of

520
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: Importney was so cute. She's like such a great gift giver.

521
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: She had put together like a little like Moscow meals,

522
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: and she put together this whole arrangement and part of

523
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: them was a good I didn't eighty bitty lime tree,

524
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: like you know how small it was. I was like

525
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: this bit and I already had a lune tree. I

526
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 1: felt lucky, so I would just share. You know, when

527
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: I gives you lins make life sit on or don't.

528
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: So I gave Aaron this business now two years ago

529
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: to you and Jared's credit. You planted it, went home.

530
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: You planted it, and there hasn't produced one line. She's like,

531
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: are you sure this is a line tree? I'm like, yeah,

532
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: it's like my ovaries, it hasn't produced one thing. Um

533
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: to Joe, I'm turning that attitude around. By the way,

534
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: I started reading it like the you. I thought it

535
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: was funny, and it's funny. So um so the lime

536
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 1: tree hasn't produced a line and she's and it's oh,

537
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: I just thought of this like when a car's bad,

538
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: it's called a lemon. This is a line. It is.

539
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 1: So we found out it's supposed to be in eight

540
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: hours of directs. Some my this is probably in four

541
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: because it's on the one side of transplanter. Yeah. So

542
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: the gardener told us that it's too far along to

543
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: uproot it, you know what I mean. So we're gonna

544
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: get my grod. I was speaking nice. That's fine. There's

545
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: a great blatter bottle. Yeah, your teeth on the metal straw,

546
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: which I have a problem with doing all the time.

547
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: So I thought the straws were great. Yeah. So a

548
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: lot of fun adventures. If you guys have questions, you

549
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: know what to do. Submit them at your leisure. We

550
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: appreciate you guys get submitting themselves before we jump off

551
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 1: of here. I would love to you have the questions again.

552
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: I want to answer just the one, one or two

553
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: at the end, sure before we go, because I think

554
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: it's very kind to be blast the questions what would

555
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: you to be inspired to create? House? Well, Aaron's house

556
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: in particular. Um, I just the second I walk in here,

557
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: it feels magical. And for me, I always wanted somebody

558
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: to feel like that about a little bit of money

559
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: or a lot of money or whatever a number. Even

560
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: in my dormitory, I wanted to feel, you know, like

561
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: it was. I was proud of the space. So the

562
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: inspiration behind house and Home is that everyone should be

563
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: proud of the space. What has been the best experience

564
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: from having a house and home so far I've had?

565
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: This is dramatic, but not my works. There's a couple

566
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: of different clients tell me that I've changed their life.

567
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: I can see that. This one client, she's so so sweet.

568
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: She was like a Jillian Gregory. Yeah to read, Yeah,

569
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: she will remain anonymous Jillian Gregory. Um. Now it's not

570
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: in this particular case, but she has also been a

571
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: dream client. She just lets me do whatever whatever, I'll

572
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: do the reveal later. Um. But this particular client said

573
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: that she always felt like she had to do whatever

574
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: her mother and by the way, she was a grown

575
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: woman with a child like that, And she said that

576
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: she always has felt like she just had to do

577
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: whatever her mom said. So her mom had told her

578
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: to buy all these different like pieces of furniture, and

579
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 1: they were in her house and she's liked it never

580
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: felt like my home. And finally she was like, I

581
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: got the courage. I called you. You read in my

582
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: house and now it's my home. And so when my

583
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: mother comes over, I'm like, I'm standing up to you

584
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: missed the first step and I'm like, whoa she said,

585
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: A changer? And how is her mom? I don't think

586
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: she's happy with house and home. You know, you lose

587
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: some clients to gain other to but I would like to.

588
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: I wanted to empower her, and she told me that

589
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: I did. So anyways, it may be a throw pillow

590
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: to you, and you may be throwing away relationships by

591
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: getting them, but we're rugs. When you leave your dogs

592
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: in the house for exactly four hours, um, that was like, no,

593
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: it's not how I can hold it for longer. I

594
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: know you anyway, you know what bend over, I'll show

595
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: you and I'm not know I calm down with Aaron

596
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: and Carissa is a production of I Heart Radio. For

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