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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Text in for one oh six one. Could be your

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Speaker 1: secret or your best friends, doesn't really matter. Anybody's secret,

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Speaker 1: the secret that you know, or your own secret. Text

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Speaker 1: in four or six one. If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, you can tell us anything. Nobody will know

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Speaker 1: who you are. We keep everybody anonymous. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody who calls

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Speaker 1: in to tell the dirty little secret gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. So on the phone right now, to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty secret is I'll say a word than

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Speaker 1: Alex Free, shall say a word than English even will

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Speaker 1: say a word on the phone right now, to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret is bone, thugs, and harmony.

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Speaker 1: That's three words. Oh well that harmony, harmony, harmony, harmony

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Speaker 1: doesn't end. It should have been bone bone bone, and

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Speaker 1: then we could have gone bom bom bom bone bo. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: what's up? How are you you have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do? Um okay, So the company that I worked

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Speaker 1: for basically runs off of Microsoft team meetings at this point,

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Speaker 1: like everything every code man exactly. I had no idea

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Speaker 1: when we started this show. It was like a for

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Speaker 1: a corporation. Corporation, man, I had no idea how long

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Speaker 1: people sit. I worked at a company once in my

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Speaker 1: life before I did anything, before I did this type

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Speaker 1: of work. Yeah, and there was too many meetings. Then

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Speaker 1: people sit all day long, one meeting to the next meeting.

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Speaker 1: It's all meetings to all meetings on on zoom meets

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Speaker 1: like teams or whatever. Nothing gets done in those meetings

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Speaker 1: either it's crazy, it's been an email, been an email

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Speaker 1: or text. So you have a job like that, huh.

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Speaker 1: And that's the thing. Eighty five percent of these meetings

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Speaker 1: is literally people just saying, Hi, how are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What are you up to today? They're useless meeting Yeah

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Speaker 1: really just one or two meetings a week that counts. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they sit. They're telling jokes as well. They sit like meeting,

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Speaker 1: don't want to be here. Yeah, many people in the

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Speaker 1: meeting are the funny guy in the meeting is I Ah?

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Speaker 1: I hate that dude so much because it's like, you're

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Speaker 1: making this meeting go way longer. She should be any

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Speaker 1: more questions. Yeah, nobody's paying you can I leave? Is

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Speaker 1: that a question? So? Anyway? Sorry about that? I think

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Speaker 1: everybody's over meetings, and I found kind of like this

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Speaker 1: little loophole that I do. It's worked so far. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: I don't blow my cover. But what I'll do is

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Speaker 1: I'll create like a little dummy meeting and I make

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Speaker 1: it private, so people just see that I'm busy in

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Speaker 1: a meeting, but they can't join without a password or

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Speaker 1: anything like that. So unless it's important, I make a

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Speaker 1: private meeting for myself to just sit in all day.

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Speaker 1: So what about your boss? Can your boss not see

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Speaker 1: your calendar? No, my boss. Look, my boss barely participates

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Speaker 1: in meetings himself because I think he knows that these

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Speaker 1: are pointless things, and he just gets a wrap up

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Speaker 1: meeting at the end of the week, which I definitely participated.

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Speaker 1: But the daily ones that are just like, Hi, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing. I'm just checking in to see how

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Speaker 1: you are in the progress of this, blah blah. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that anymore. That's funny. So you just

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Speaker 1: make a dummy meeting thing so you can just sit there.

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Speaker 1: Some people think you're in a meeting, but you're not.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I honestly haven't been in one

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Speaker 1: of those stupid meetings for like I'm gonna say three weeks.

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Speaker 1: That is so good. You must have been something important

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Speaker 1: by now. I bet some it's I feel like, if

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Speaker 1: it's important enough, go old school and I don't know,

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Speaker 1: email me on the phone. Yeah, send a homing pigeon.

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Speaker 1: You know, people talk about people always talk about how

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Speaker 1: in prison inmates adjust and find ways to get around

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Speaker 1: the rules, like making things out of toilet paper, or

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Speaker 1: making different kinds of food or crushing up other food.

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Speaker 1: And I think this just shows you how the corporate

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Speaker 1: world is in Corporate America with meetings are like, it's

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Speaker 1: the same thing. You're trying to find a way just

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Speaker 1: to survive and just to have a little bit of comfort.

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Speaker 1: So you'll become a tech expert and figure out how

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Speaker 1: to fake zoom meetings so you don't have to be

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Speaker 1: in there. We figure out the same way. It's just

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Speaker 1: like a prison. Yeah, it is a hearted percent. You

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Speaker 1: have to take computer classes just to stay ahead of

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Speaker 1: the curve. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, and we'll see you at the meeting coming

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Speaker 1: up in fifteen minutes. Fifteen minutes fifteen Alpina Alpenia. When

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Speaker 1: it's time for the meeting, Okay, I might be busy,

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Speaker 1: so don't be offended. What's your dirty little secret.