WEBVTT - Your Funeral Arrangements

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

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<v Speaker 1>subject my mother is ruining my future. But right now

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<v Speaker 1>Nephews out, But Jay is here with today's praying phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for us? Jay and everybody? This is

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<v Speaker 1>your boy Janney Round, president of Team TI. Many time

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<v Speaker 1>is not here. We have no idea what Timy is today,

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<v Speaker 1>but just prank right here, do some right here doneral arrangements.

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<v Speaker 1>Hope you like it. Check it out. Hello. Hello, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach a Mrs Diane Please, she's not in

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment taking message. My name is John John.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually the funeral director here funeral home. Because Diane

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<v Speaker 1>came in earlier today and and tried to get the

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<v Speaker 1>arrangement said. First of all, I want to say my

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<v Speaker 1>condolences to you all and your entire family for what

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<v Speaker 1>you're going through. She's she's built out some paperwork here

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to make sure I got everything actually correct.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little I'm not sure on what she wants

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<v Speaker 1>on the actual toombstone. I don't know if she wants

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<v Speaker 1>rob or or Robert. Are you are you wanted the

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<v Speaker 1>members that may be able to tell me exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>she would want on. I am I'm Robert. Listen what

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<v Speaker 1>this is all about? It? She gave me this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>What what you're talking about? Okay? Hold on a stony sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>You you who I am? Robert? Rob Robert? That's me? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And is there senior or or the junior is just

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<v Speaker 1>a child? I'm Robert. That's who I am, junior the child.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither one of us did we were a help? Okay, okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hanging on a second. Sorry, Yeah, yeah, M Diana MS

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<v Speaker 1>sir MS Diane is your wife? Yeah, that's my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>You show you got the right Dan. You show what

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<v Speaker 1>she came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five?

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<v Speaker 1>What salt and pepper, hair, shoulder line? Uh maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>medium brown complex? Mm hmmm. What kind of cost you

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<v Speaker 1>was happing? You see the costs that see the cast something?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh it seemed like it was a uh some type

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<v Speaker 1>of h Was it a camera? I think yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. What happened? Tell me? Who actually tell

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<v Speaker 1>me what happened? As small she came in and said

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<v Speaker 1>what to you. She came in and Mr, why why why? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't I call back? When Miss Diane is there?

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<v Speaker 1>We can go call back, you know, tell me that

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know what is going on. You might

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<v Speaker 1>wife want something. She went for scooing for me and

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<v Speaker 1>you something you were telling me. Let me know, tell

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<v Speaker 1>me that, sir. All I know is is Miss Diane

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<v Speaker 1>came in. The paperwork was a little I was just

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<v Speaker 1>coming to reevaluate. You know what? I what? I what?

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<v Speaker 1>What what was written here? It wasn't right. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she came in, she she picked out the casket, she

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<v Speaker 1>did everything that she was supposed casket casket. But but right,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't understand. I don't really understand what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm a fan. I laid on. I'm going back.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand. I've never been in I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>in a situation like this. Okay, so the sister, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I need to call back. Just Diane gets there, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to talk to you now. She had six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about that. Where you win anyway? What's your

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<v Speaker 1>name again? Where you win? I'm I'm I'm John, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the I'm the funeral home. I'm sorry, y'all, you

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<v Speaker 1>might be you might be making some suitor rain for

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<v Speaker 1>Huck too. I might need to switch names for game

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<v Speaker 1>on there. Okay, sir, I'm just what six o'clock is?

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<v Speaker 1>Six o'clock, sixclock. You're gonna be there, sir. Of a

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<v Speaker 1>funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're you're

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<v Speaker 1>so serious? Bro, look coming, she's trying to marry me me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm robbing. Wouldn't name be younger people? Rober It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>rob or Robert? Which other one? I mean, I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I mean, I won't, I don't want. I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know. We even be fea, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. We don't even argue. We had

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<v Speaker 1>a little lad last week, my little light meal, something

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<v Speaker 1>little like man. But you have a funerals of men

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<v Speaker 1>still make I tell you that just they got the

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<v Speaker 1>right now you got the right one. I tell you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not watch start Mr Mr. I mean, since I

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<v Speaker 1>have you on the phone, is it is? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>ask you? What? Is it? All right? If I ask

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<v Speaker 1>you something? Sir? Do you want to ask me? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, since since it is your funeral. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>would you like the light blue lining or the white

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<v Speaker 1>line and inside on the inside. You played with me

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<v Speaker 1>right now even now you're trying me. Now, if I

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<v Speaker 1>come down and swing, you won't like it. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be two funerals. You keep on that, you're gonna pick

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<v Speaker 1>your own planet. Man, I'm not here brushing my like

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<v Speaker 1>a twilve shells. All I said for a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>life a around It's gonna keep the build out. But

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<v Speaker 1>you will say it's around here, sir, whole life funeral?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, boyd okay? Can I can? I? Can? I? Can?

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what else your wife told me when

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<v Speaker 1>she was here? What? What else to do I do?

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know anywhere? I need to know, damn me,

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<v Speaker 1>glad what she told me to tell you exactly who

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<v Speaker 1>I was? What? Who are you? I'm I'm sorry? Who

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Who's I'm not John? I'm not John from

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<v Speaker 1>the funeral home? You better let me? You better tell him?

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<v Speaker 1>You nobody else, not no, no, no, no, nothing of

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<v Speaker 1>this is this right here? Isn't a few timing from

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Martin shell your white Diane got me

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<v Speaker 1>to pray phone oh you. Hello, clan boy, I swear

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<v Speaker 1>y'all y'all something boy and it boy, y'all pleader, But man,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man, you'll need

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<v Speaker 1>to see you sink. Hey, man, looking bro, make better?

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<v Speaker 1>Need a soup bang after thing. I need all that

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<v Speaker 1>eat all that shoe shop head, right man, I had

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Hey, let me ask you, miss, what is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest ratio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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<v Speaker 1>And now nah d m that another stupidity for you

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<v Speaker 1>that I chat that job. Do the chat chat chat

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<v Speaker 1>right there, job, I'm gonna be somewhere doing something and

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<v Speaker 1>I got something coming on is really big and I

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<v Speaker 1>want you all to watch it. And I'm doing a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot of things right now. I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>they are, but I'll be doing him all right. So

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<v Speaker 1>if it's something big, my name is on it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be big. It's huge, and I'll be doing it somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh coming at you, hu, isn't it? Yes? Toms to

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas Mouth dot Com, Huh, I got you. Do the

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<v Speaker 1>hot chat ja, do the hottatcha you're giving You're giving

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<v Speaker 1>Junior a run for his money Jay with this imitation

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<v Speaker 1>of Tommy. I like it. I like him. That's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>good Jay. One more. I was one. It is his

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<v Speaker 1>hearing out of something. I can't wait to tell him

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<v Speaker 1>that the president of Team Tubby Darrel had You should

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<v Speaker 1>hear it out, all right, Thank you, Team Tommy. Coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next Strawberry Letters, subject my mother is Ruining my future.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this