Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 1: subject my mother is ruining my future. But right now
Speaker 1: Nephews out, But Jay is here with today's praying phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for us? Jay and everybody? This is
Speaker 1: your boy Janney Round, president of Team TI. Many time
Speaker 1: is not here. We have no idea what Timy is today,
Speaker 1: but just prank right here, do some right here doneral arrangements.
Speaker 1: Hope you like it. Check it out. Hello. Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach a Mrs Diane Please, she's not in
Speaker 1: at the moment taking message. My name is John John.
Speaker 1: I'm actually the funeral director here funeral home. Because Diane
Speaker 1: came in earlier today and and tried to get the
Speaker 1: arrangement said. First of all, I want to say my
Speaker 1: condolences to you all and your entire family for what
Speaker 1: you're going through. She's she's built out some paperwork here
Speaker 1: and I wanted to make sure I got everything actually correct.
Speaker 1: I'm a little I'm not sure on what she wants
Speaker 1: on the actual toombstone. I don't know if she wants
Speaker 1: rob or or Robert. Are you are you wanted the
Speaker 1: members that may be able to tell me exactly what
Speaker 1: she would want on. I am I'm Robert. Listen what
Speaker 1: this is all about? It? She gave me this morning?
Speaker 1: What what you're talking about? Okay? Hold on a stony sorry?
Speaker 1: You you who I am? Robert? Rob Robert? That's me? Okay?
Speaker 1: And is there senior or or the junior is just
Speaker 1: a child? I'm Robert. That's who I am, junior the child.
Speaker 1: Neither one of us did we were a help? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay,
Speaker 1: hanging on a second. Sorry, Yeah, yeah, M Diana MS
Speaker 1: sir MS Diane is your wife? Yeah, that's my wife.
Speaker 1: You show you got the right Dan. You show what
Speaker 1: she came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five?
Speaker 1: What salt and pepper, hair, shoulder line? Uh maybe a
Speaker 1: medium brown complex? Mm hmmm. What kind of cost you
Speaker 1: was happing? You see the costs that see the cast something?
Speaker 1: Uh it seemed like it was a uh some type
Speaker 1: of h Was it a camera? I think yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I mean. What happened? Tell me? Who actually tell
Speaker 1: me what happened? As small she came in and said
Speaker 1: what to you. She came in and Mr, why why why? Why?
Speaker 1: Why don't I call back? When Miss Diane is there?
Speaker 1: We can go call back, you know, tell me that
Speaker 1: I need to know what is going on. You might
Speaker 1: wife want something. She went for scooing for me and
Speaker 1: you something you were telling me. Let me know, tell
Speaker 1: me that, sir. All I know is is Miss Diane
Speaker 1: came in. The paperwork was a little I was just
Speaker 1: coming to reevaluate. You know what? I what? I what?
Speaker 1: What what was written here? It wasn't right. I mean,
Speaker 1: she came in, she she picked out the casket, she
Speaker 1: did everything that she was supposed casket casket. But but right,
Speaker 1: But I don't understand. I don't really understand what's going on.
Speaker 1: But I'm a fan. I laid on. I'm going back.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I've never been in I've never been
Speaker 1: in a situation like this. Okay, so the sister, maybe
Speaker 1: I need to call back. Just Diane gets there, I said,
Speaker 1: I need to talk to you now. She had six o'clock.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. Where you win anyway? What's your
Speaker 1: name again? Where you win? I'm I'm I'm John, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the funeral home. I'm sorry, y'all, you
Speaker 1: might be you might be making some suitor rain for
Speaker 1: Huck too. I might need to switch names for game
Speaker 1: on there. Okay, sir, I'm just what six o'clock is?
Speaker 1: Six o'clock, sixclock. You're gonna be there, sir. Of a
Speaker 1: funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're you're
Speaker 1: so serious? Bro, look coming, she's trying to marry me me.
Speaker 1: I'm robbing. Wouldn't name be younger people? Rober It's it's
Speaker 1: rob or Robert? Which other one? I mean, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I won't, I don't want. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. We even be fea, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. We don't even argue. We had
Speaker 1: a little lad last week, my little light meal, something
Speaker 1: little like man. But you have a funerals of men
Speaker 1: still make I tell you that just they got the
Speaker 1: right now you got the right one. I tell you, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not watch start Mr Mr. I mean, since I
Speaker 1: have you on the phone, is it is? Can I
Speaker 1: ask you? What? Is it? All right? If I ask
Speaker 1: you something? Sir? Do you want to ask me? Bro?
Speaker 1: I mean, since since it is your funeral. Would you
Speaker 1: would you like the light blue lining or the white
Speaker 1: line and inside on the inside. You played with me
Speaker 1: right now even now you're trying me. Now, if I
Speaker 1: come down and swing, you won't like it. They're gonna
Speaker 1: be two funerals. You keep on that, you're gonna pick
Speaker 1: your own planet. Man, I'm not here brushing my like
Speaker 1: a twilve shells. All I said for a little bit
Speaker 1: life a around It's gonna keep the build out. But
Speaker 1: you will say it's around here, sir, whole life funeral?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, boyd okay? Can I can? I? Can? I? Can?
Speaker 1: I tell you what else your wife told me when
Speaker 1: she was here? What? What else to do I do?
Speaker 1: I need to know anywhere? I need to know, damn me,
Speaker 1: glad what she told me to tell you exactly who
Speaker 1: I was? What? Who are you? I'm I'm sorry? Who
Speaker 1: are you? Who's I'm not John? I'm not John from
Speaker 1: the funeral home? You better let me? You better tell him?
Speaker 1: You nobody else, not no, no, no, no, nothing of
Speaker 1: this is this right here? Isn't a few timing from
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Martin shell your white Diane got me
Speaker 1: to pray phone oh you. Hello, clan boy, I swear
Speaker 1: y'all y'all something boy and it boy, y'all pleader, But man,
Speaker 1: y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man, you'll need
Speaker 1: to see you sink. Hey, man, looking bro, make better?
Speaker 1: Need a soup bang after thing. I need all that
Speaker 1: eat all that shoe shop head, right man, I had
Speaker 1: to that. Hey, let me ask you, miss, what is
Speaker 1: the baddest ratio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 1: And now nah d m that another stupidity for you
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Speaker 1: right there, job, I'm gonna be somewhere doing something and
Speaker 1: I got something coming on is really big and I
Speaker 1: want you all to watch it. And I'm doing a
Speaker 1: whole lot of things right now. I don't know where
Speaker 1: they are, but I'll be doing him all right. So
Speaker 1: if it's something big, my name is on it. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be big. It's huge, and I'll be doing it somewhere.
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Speaker 1: hot chat ja, do the hottatcha you're giving You're giving
Speaker 1: Junior a run for his money Jay with this imitation
Speaker 1: of Tommy. I like it. I like him. That's pretty
Speaker 1: good Jay. One more. I was one. It is his
Speaker 1: hearing out of something. I can't wait to tell him
Speaker 1: that the president of Team Tubby Darrel had You should
Speaker 1: hear it out, all right, Thank you, Team Tommy. Coming
Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters, subject my mother is Ruining my future.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this