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Speaker 1: is maybe top five most awkward calls we've ever had

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Speaker 1: on this show ever, ever. And remember we helped a

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Speaker 1: woman call her grandson after she walked in on him once.

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Speaker 1: Remember that, y, what could this possibly be? It might

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Speaker 1: be more awkward than even that. And it all starts

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Speaker 1: at a sandwich shop where an unsuspecting guy is taking

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Speaker 1: orders and he's going to find himself in a very

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Speaker 1: bizarre situation where he does not know what to do.

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Speaker 1: You're doing this one, aren't you? You're going to see

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Speaker 1: in your phone's out right now? Mornings on the Twenties

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Speaker 1: Substance Salads. I'd like to order a big meat ball

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Speaker 1: subh I'm sorry, this is a person. Yes, I'm driving

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm using text to speech. Okay, what would

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Speaker 1: you like? I would like one big juicy meatball sub yum.

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Speaker 1: Oh kay, one juicy meatball sub and the balls have

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Speaker 1: to be big, like super huge. I'm sorry. And the

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Speaker 1: balls have to be big like super huge. I mean

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Speaker 1: they're all the same size, there's not some that are

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Speaker 1: bigger than the others. And juicy, yeah, I mean they're

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Speaker 1: all juicy. I guess. I mean, how do you damn it?

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Speaker 1: Why did you cut me off? I mean I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, I'm just trying to not you. I'm driving.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were talking to me.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is with this guy? He is driving

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Speaker 1: like VN diesel on crack? I is this a bad time?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to call him? I'm just going to

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Speaker 1: bump him a bit to let him know I'm here, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what to do here. You think you

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Speaker 1: are such a bad act? Eat my bumper. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like you're involved with something. He's getting out of his car.

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Speaker 1: Oh quick, lock the doors, Oh god, lock the freaking doors?

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Speaker 1: Is everything? Okay, honey? Tell the kids to close their eyes.

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Speaker 1: Do you need be called police? Sorry, sir, I did

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Speaker 1: not see you there. That is a very fine mustache

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Speaker 1: you have. I am impressed with all your tattoos. Is

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Speaker 1: that an eagle with a knife. Oh my god, please

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Speaker 1: spear me and my family. Oh thank you, sir, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I will be on my way now. Is

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Speaker 1: everything okay? Sorry? Text to speech was still on. You

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Speaker 1: probably think I'm a big fat whim. I mean, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I think that you know. These things happen, you know,

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Speaker 1: and every day people have meetings with people. Are you

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Speaker 1: trying to tell me how to live my life? No, no, no, no, sir.

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Speaker 1: I think that you know whatever you have to do.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying you're tougher than me in front of

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Speaker 1: my own kids. I wouldn't say that at all, sir.

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Speaker 1: I think that you are probably a very tough man,

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Speaker 1: and that you you probably handle the situation as best

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Speaker 1: as you could. When I get there, we're throwing hands.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you cry. No no, I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: be careful, That's all I'm trying to say. Bro did

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Speaker 1: you hear that the sandwich guy is too scared to

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Speaker 1: scrap with me? Sir? I don't want any trouble. Can

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Speaker 1: you just give me your name? Yourself is gonna be

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Speaker 1: ready in twenty minutes. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, is that two people I just need one

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Speaker 1: name here, sir, it's four people, Brooke, Jeffrey, Jose and Alexis. Sir,

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Speaker 1: just give me one name. I only need one name. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I just took you off text to speech.

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Speaker 1: I'm jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: truth is, I don't actually need a sandwich. I'm only

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Speaker 1: calling because your girlfriend, Savannah wanted us to do a

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Speaker 1: prank on you. This is a phone tap. You're on

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Speaker 1: the radio right now. Man, I'm sorry, dude, God sakes,

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Speaker 1: mand was Oh my god, Oh god? I sounded so

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Speaker 1: freaked out. What am I supposed to feel like? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Sound like you were getting you Really you really thought

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Speaker 1: there was some like road rage thing going on over there, Absolutely, dude,

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Speaker 1: I was about all the top you have seen. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you back down from that fight with that customer. Man, Hey,

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Speaker 1: do the customer is always right here in my subs

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Speaker 1: and sales. Okay, that's because you have a peer of

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Speaker 1: little sissy meatballs. Oh, I will kick that robot. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with funk tabs weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning Morning