1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: All right time now for would you rather? Would you 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:08,799 Speaker 1: rather take care of your friend's baby or your friend's dog? 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 2: Give me that dog? Give me that dog, man, Yeah, 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 2: I got that dog. I ain't got that I ain't 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,240 Speaker 2: got to rock that dog. I ain't got to birth 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 2: that dog. 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me, So give 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 3: me the dog because I'm studying your damn dog. 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,599 Speaker 2: I'm gonna let his ass go. Baby, I beat him, 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 2: forgot your baby. You be looking for your both the dog. 11 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 4: At least I can feed the dog and then dog. 12 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 2: Go do what you got to do. 13 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going 14 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 3: I'm going to forget your dog. 15 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 4: Yeah, but will you will you at least will you 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 4: at least feed the dog? 17 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 2: Will you at least do that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I 18 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 2: don't abuse animals, you know at all. I'm gonna get 19 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 2: to feed that baby. I don't know. 20 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: I am okay. 21 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 2: Dog, and you fall in the swimming pool, you need 22 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 2: to get dog pedal. 23 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 4: You're gonna tell they don't know they can pedal till 24 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 4: they get in there. They don't know they can they 25 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 4: get in it. 26 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The 27 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: painful truth or would you rather a comforting lie? 28 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,759 Speaker 3: God, yeah, I'm gonna take that lie be I'm always 29 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 3: for the comforting lie matter. 30 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 2: Fact, when you need it. 31 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: You don't want to know the truth? 32 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 2: Lie to mean man? Yeah, a good comforting lie. I 33 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 2: appreciate the effort. What do you want to know? 34 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 4: All three comedians on this show. 35 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 2: We cool with lie. 36 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: We cool with I've much rather know the truth. 37 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 2: Wow, the truth. 38 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 4: If you can really lie to me and make me 39 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 4: feel good about it, I won't they lie. 40 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna figure something. Ow, don't worry about that. 41 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 4: Wow. But the fact that you tried, see lie, lets 42 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 4: me know you tried. 43 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 2: You know. 44 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 3: The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as 45 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 3: long as pomp can. 46 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: Hear it and get it over with, all right, all right? 47 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom? 48 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 2: Oh? God, I want one of you girls. No, I'll 49 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 2: take it through dirty kitchen. Yeah, a dirty bathroom. 50 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 4: Because the kitchen, let me know, you put your effort in. 51 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 4: But that bathroom, your ass is nasty. 52 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 2: You is nasty and. 53 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: So funny about bathroom? Yes, I'm yeah, yeah, with the chen? 54 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 2: All right? 55 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 1: Would you rather have massive success by accident, dent or 56 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: modest success on purpose. 57 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 5: A massive accidental success, massive, massive, lucky, we want to 58 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 5: I want abundance. 59 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: Coming up, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right 60 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.