1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Who's Alex's person in the world today? Who's Alex's was 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 1: posted in the world today? People who use the express 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 1: checkout with more than ten items? Oh, that is annoying. 4 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 1: Why is it every single time you do Alex's the 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: worst person in the world today? It's always something that 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: I do. Oh jeezus, Well that's weird because I love you. Yeah, 7 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: I know, but also I think you might kind of 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 1: hate me. I don't know deep down somewhere in Some 9 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,480 Speaker 1: things really annoy me that you do, but most things don't. 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: I will say I've been guilty of it, but not 11 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 1: like a full cart. Some people will go in the 12 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 1: lane where you're supposed to have fifteen items or less, 13 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,479 Speaker 1: and they will have two cart fools of stuff for 14 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: their whole family. Just get in the line because it's 15 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: shorter and nobody usually says anything. And also the checker 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,239 Speaker 1: doesn't kick them out of line because customer service. But 17 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 1: I feel like the checkers should be able to be like, hey, yeah, 18 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,639 Speaker 1: that's obviously four hundred fifty items and it's fifteen. I mean, 19 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: how many times have you been to the grocery store 20 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 1: and seen this A couple I think I don't know. 21 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: I don't go to the grocery store. Offic I've never 22 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 1: seen someone like with an entirely full cart do it. 23 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: And I've been to the store a lot. Yeah that's true. 24 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: I feel like I have seen it, but maybe I'm 25 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: making it up. I don't know Jules on that level 26 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 1: now where he doesn't do his own shopping, Alex, he's 27 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: never done his own someone, But I mean I have 28 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 1: definitely seen it a lot. So not maybe not like 29 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: an entire fully like full cart, but way more items 30 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 1: than ten. Yeah, let's see about breedom out then, I 31 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: mean one over might be you know, a few overs fine, 32 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: but yeah, come on, no, I was gonna say, yeah, 33 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: any more than one, like two, that's just a total 34 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: disregard for everyone else in the line. Then you know, 35 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 1: just one or two? Wow, you guys are rule fall 36 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,759 Speaker 1: on the side. It's for people who are like who 37 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: have the small things and like it's just a quicker, 38 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: you know, for people. I've always looked at it as 39 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: just a guideline. No, ten items are less, but if 40 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: you got twelve, it's fine. That's why I've always looked 41 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: at it. I mean, I would still do twelve. Do 42 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: you look at the law as a guideline. Yeah, most 43 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: of the time with most things, so we got to 44 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: change that. I mean, I actually count my items if 45 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: I go in there checkout like doing it. Yeah, Oh 46 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: my gosh, I've never done that. I've also really never said, 47 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: oh my god, you've also really never grocery shop. That's true. 48 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any place on the planet 49 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: that I despise being more than the grocery store. I 50 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: don't know what it is about it, but I hate 51 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: going grocery shopping. I hate going in the grocery store 52 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: so much. There have been times, and Alex can vouch 53 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 1: for this. By the way, I always have to point 54 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,519 Speaker 1: it out. Alex and I are married. We're not just 55 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: hanging out the grocertore all the time. Alex can vouch 56 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: for this, though. There's been plenty of times where I've 57 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: needed something at the grocery store or another store like 58 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: a Walmart, and I'll grab it and then I'll go 59 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: up to the checkout and the line is long, and 60 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, nam, I'm good, and I'll just leave. I 61 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: can't even tell you how many times he's literally been 62 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 1: at the checkout and he's like, forget it, and I'm like, no, 63 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? We need this, We're not leaving. 64 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: I mean more times than I can remember. And it's 65 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: so weird, isn't it. It is weird. I know. I'm like, 66 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: you're there, You're already there in line. I just can't 67 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: wait on the line and I'll just ditch whatever it is, 68 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 1: I'll set it down and I'll just leave the store. Something, 69 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 1: even if I'm starving and i need still annoying, I'm like, 70 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: you are not doing this right now? Like do you 71 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: do that anywhere else? Like with other things? No, not really, 72 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: It's just the grocery store. Something about it. I can't 73 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: handle being in there for too long. It's bizarre. It 74 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: is weird. I do understand that I've I've gotten so 75 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: I've ditched so many items that I've really needed in 76 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: the moment because I just can't wait in the line 77 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: for the very LEAs well, maybe if there wasn't you know, 78 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: people going through express check out with way too many items, 79 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: and you could have gone through the express checkout self checkout, 80 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: you could have done that. The self checkout's worse, so 81 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: do I he can't do it though. Every time it 82 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: screws up for me for some reason to do it it. 83 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: The self checkout lady hates me, not the one that 84 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: actually works there, the human the computer doesn't like me, 85 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: and it always screws up, and then I have to 86 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: wait there for thirty minutes. It's probably two minutes. It's 87 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: probably forty seconds for the person that works at the 88 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: grocery store to come up and be like swipe and 89 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: come up and swipe something so the computer gets back 90 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: on track. Though I don't. I always go for a 91 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: person because I have more trouble with the automated checkout. 92 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: It's the worst for me. Have you ever done this? 93 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: If you have like sixteen items and it's fifteen, will 94 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: you take one out? No? Oh I've done that. Never 95 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: just to reply, oh, you're really sweet. I mean some 96 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: of the checkers do get annoyed if people do have 97 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: too much, and they will tell him sorry, this is 98 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: only fifty like I've seen it. Yeah, Oh that's cool, 99 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 1: store a lot. Yeah, like inside, I know. I said 100 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: it at the beginning of this when Alex said her 101 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: worst person in the world today was people who take 102 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: too many items in the express checkout lane at the 103 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: grocery store, which you said that I was like, yeah, 104 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: I see people doing it all. Obviously I was making 105 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: that up. I saw a meme somewhere or something. Yeah, 106 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: how many times are you with the group? I mean 107 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: he's only been actually to the grocery store for himself, 108 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 1: like maybe three times. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I'll not 109 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: eat shower the week. Well, you're also you need to 110 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 1: like you don't have a wife that will do it 111 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: for you. But even when I was single, I didn't 112 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 1: go to the groceries. No, I don't understand. I just 113 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 1: wouldn't do it. I would go buy groceries at seven eleven. 114 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,279 Speaker 1: Before would do that. I'd be like, I know they 115 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: have some toilet paperite set alone. I just gonna set alone. 116 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: It's easier. But you have gone with me a lot. Yes, 117 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: I pushed the cart. Yes, and I do what I'm told. Yes, 118 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: because I'm a big play I actually sit in one 119 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: of those race car cards that they have. I actually fit. 120 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: It's true. But yeah, other than that, he wouldn't be 121 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: going unless he was a sweet husband and going with me. Yeah. Yeah, 122 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 1: that's the only time all goes with Alex because she's 123 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: worth it. You're worth going to the girls. Well, they 124 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 1: started negative but it has ended very positive, well all 125 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 1: London negative. So people who use the Express checkout that 126 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: have more than the appropriate amount of items that they 127 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: should be allowed to take through and waste people's time 128 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: who are trying to get through in a hurry because 129 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,479 Speaker 1: it's called Express. You are the worst person in the 130 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: world today. That was Alex's worst person in the world today. 131 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,719 Speaker 1: That was Alex's worst person in the world today.