Speaker 1: The Nick Agliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Nick Glaser, here's Nikky. Hello here, I am welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: It's Nicky Glazer podcast, coming at you live from California,
Speaker 3: where three out of four of us are.
Speaker 2: Do I hear it's on the airplane an airplane mode.
Speaker 1: That's probably outside my window. I'm in Studio City, twenty
Speaker 1: minutes from Burbank Airport, forty minutes from Lax where they're
Speaker 1: striking today.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're striking at Lax.
Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah, workers in LA are striking today. This is
Speaker 1: the new thing. All workers LA workers are striking, and
Speaker 1: I believe it's.
Speaker 2: Sweet all workers in LA.
Speaker 1: I can read it to you, but I do not
Speaker 1: know for sure.
Speaker 2: I think LA. You work for the United States Postal Service. Yes,
Speaker 2: your shirt.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can tell you this. The United States Postal Service.
Speaker 3: For those of you not watching on YouTube, which is most.
Speaker 4: Of you, definitively, the United States Postal Service will be
Speaker 4: delivering the mail today. You will get your packages, your
Speaker 4: birth control, your everything you need.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I know that the UH, the Union of Flight Attendants,
Speaker 4: did strike with the writers and actors this week, but
Speaker 4: they were not working. But yeah, the La City workers
Speaker 4: stage one day strike impacting services. Thousands of city workers
Speaker 4: in Los Angeles are taking part in a one day
Speaker 4: strike to bring attention to what they describe as unfair
Speaker 4: labor practices and the city's failure to bargain in good faith.
Speaker 4: So that means that, uh, let's see who who is there.
Speaker 4: It's gonna traffic services such as, oh, no parking enforcement.
Speaker 4: That means you can park wherever the fuck you want
Speaker 4: today and you will not get a ticket. Public public
Speaker 4: swimming pools closed, there will be no trash pick up.
Speaker 4: It's just going to be delayed one day. If you
Speaker 4: call three one one, yeah, three one one, they're not
Speaker 4: going to pick up. Oh what a change. Police, fire, paramedics,
Speaker 4: they're not affected.
Speaker 3: By It's like to call three one one. But I'm
Speaker 3: guessing when I called nine one one in my own
Speaker 3: city of Saint Louis, it was a busy signal, which
Speaker 3: I haven't heard since.
Speaker 4: You serious beep d D.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I really haven't heard that since nineteen ninety
Speaker 3: four when I was calling Kirsten Florman and her dad
Speaker 3: was on the phone or something like. You don't hear
Speaker 3: busy signals anymore except on nine.
Speaker 2: One one.
Speaker 1: You're in Detroit. There, you just can't get into it.
Speaker 2: Rings and rings and rings.
Speaker 4: And why were you calling nine one one?
Speaker 3: Well, in Saint Louis, I accidentally called. I think I
Speaker 3: might have these backwards. But there was one time I
Speaker 3: called because of a traffic collision somewhere. I think that
Speaker 3: was in Detroit. Yeah, we witnessed a traffic incident where
Speaker 3: a car was just zooming down the highway at like
Speaker 3: one hundred miles an hour, and then we heard a
Speaker 3: crash ahead of us right on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you were with Andrew and you guys
Speaker 1: both tried to get through and then we were there.
Speaker 1: You guys were writing rose jokes for Detroit, and she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, one of the statistics is that it's
Speaker 1: the hardest city to get connected with my weight time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that's right, And I experienced it.
Speaker 3: And then the other time I accidentally, you know, on
Speaker 3: your phone and you like press a certain button, it'll
Speaker 3: like start calling the emergency when you press nine to
Speaker 3: one one and then send.
Speaker 1: When you hit the button a few too many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think that's yeah.
Speaker 3: So I accidentally did that and it was a bit
Speaker 3: and I was just like oh, I got a calling
Speaker 3: nine one one, and then it started being busy signal
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then you know.
Speaker 4: Sometimes when you're on your phone and like, uh, it
Speaker 4: like texts your ex girlfriend like a bunch of times
Speaker 4: at o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, what know. I accidentally facetimed.
Speaker 3: Someone the other day and it was humiliating because it
Speaker 3: was someone whose number was being given to me from
Speaker 3: another person, and so I like it, and it just
Speaker 3: started FaceTime videoing them from my car, humiliating. I was
Speaker 3: hoping they didn't have my number saved. I don't think
Speaker 3: they did. They were probably just like that's a weird
Speaker 3: number coming. So but man, if it was someone that
Speaker 3: I had known, it was me, what do you do?
Speaker 3: I mean, you just text and go sorry, that was
Speaker 3: a mistake. I would say. I'm going to actually say
Speaker 3: that whenever I get a FaceTime from someone, I think
Speaker 3: I think most of ninety percent of the time it
Speaker 3: is a mistake and it should be because that is
Speaker 3: an aggressive move. And I'm not the first to say this.
Speaker 3: This is like very memorable. Everyone knows facetiming is weird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not right and you need to warn the person.
Speaker 2: And it's astag act. Yeah, did you know do I
Speaker 2: have anyone in your life does it?
Speaker 4: There's two people, two groups of people in your life
Speaker 4: that can FaceTime at will without incident, and that is
Speaker 4: your significant other if they want, or a family member
Speaker 4: like my brother facetimes me all the over, calling me
Speaker 4: all the time because he wants to show me my
Speaker 4: niece I like playing in like and you gotta film
Speaker 4: them and then you know. So Other than that, though
Speaker 4: it's pretty crazy. Sometimes I do get a stray FaceTime
Speaker 4: from a friend or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just start having a bipolar episode.
Speaker 3: It's like when I get a friend who my friends
Speaker 3: who do FaceTime me they struggle with bipolar disorder. And
Speaker 3: I'm not judging people that have that, obviously I struggle
Speaker 3: with mental illness. But it's a clear cut signing something's
Speaker 3: going on if you know it.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: There's other things too. My friend always said that.
Speaker 3: People who she worked in a mental hospital and was
Speaker 3: often working with like actually criminals. She was a pathologist
Speaker 3: for like criminals. This isn't Taylor, it's another friend of mine.
Speaker 3: But she said that people with bipolar love unicorns, it's
Speaker 3: a common thing. It's not like if you love unicorns,
Speaker 3: you have bipolar. But like people with bipolar really just
Speaker 3: gravitate towards that creature and become like kind of obsessed
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 2: So my niece Poppy, she's four, but I'm more I'm
Speaker 2: just kidding so many. I told that to my sister.
Speaker 3: She's like, great, Poppy, I'm like, no, she's a child
Speaker 3: that likes the pretty thing.
Speaker 2: That's different than an adult being.
Speaker 3: Like I like unicorns, which again no judgment, Like I
Speaker 3: love birds, I love you know, and I am. Probably
Speaker 3: There's been times where I've thought I've had bipolar, but
Speaker 3: I don't think I do, because it requires mania, which
Speaker 3: I don't really have. I have the other one, but
Speaker 3: I don't have the Like. Let's like sometimes I get
Speaker 3: like amped up, but it's because I have too much
Speaker 3: caffeine or I'm on some kind of drug or something,
Speaker 3: but I don't. I don't have that upswing, but I
Speaker 3: have the down one.
Speaker 1: Really about unicorns that makes people bipolar? Do they think
Speaker 1: they are a unicorn?
Speaker 3: I think they, Yeah, I think it's probably probably that
Speaker 3: I don't. Yeah, I think I think something about reunicorns
Speaker 3: resonates with them.
Speaker 2: I'm different.
Speaker 3: I you know, unicorns are special, but they are mystical.
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's not many of them.
Speaker 3: They don't don't really exist, much like the thoughts in
Speaker 3: my head don't exist.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 4: I have a friend who's a psychologist, and she told
Speaker 4: me that sociopaths love paw patrol.
Speaker 2: Is this really?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Just I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Well I have a real statistic though.
Speaker 2: Okay, what but it's not like people. I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 3: You know, people are into like my little pony adult men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's going to be a disorders the whole world. Okay, No, This.
Speaker 1: Person who is not a clinical psychologist, but they do
Speaker 1: work with children, and they say that trans children really
Speaker 1: love Mermaids because it's like half and half, like that
Speaker 1: makes human girl and half fish, or like their genitals
Speaker 1: are not they don't exist.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 3: People are like an afterthought. Mermaids genitals don't matter or
Speaker 3: like it's not like it doesn't define who they are.
Speaker 2: Their hair does.
Speaker 3: They're pretty hair and they're seashell boobs Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Man, you gotta have big boobs if you're a mermaid,
Speaker 4: but if you're.
Speaker 1: Am, you don't.
Speaker 3: I still felt like little Mermaid. I felt very That
Speaker 3: definitely affected my body issues as a child, like Disney,
Speaker 3: definitely the waste on Disney. We talked about Barbie. I'm
Speaker 3: sorry I wasn't comparing myself to Barbie. I don't like
Speaker 3: this whole narrative. I think I've already said it, but
Speaker 3: of the Barbie movie being successful because they've got it
Speaker 3: all wrong. People are like Barbie's successful because girls loved
Speaker 3: playing with Barbie and they went to go see the
Speaker 3: movie to finish the story. They told themselves as children, No,
Speaker 3: we did it. We're not that basic and stupid. We're
Speaker 3: not like I like Barbie's and I want to be
Speaker 3: little again. It's because it's directed by Greta Gerwig, who
Speaker 3: is a phenomenal director. It's funny. It has Margot Robbie,
Speaker 3: who we like, it as Ryan Gosling, who we like.
Speaker 3: It's a huge, but big budget movie that was marketed
Speaker 3: to us like nothing else in the history of marketing.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why it's not like we're all like these infantile,
Speaker 3: little idiot girls that are like let Barbie. When I
Speaker 3: was little that's like what they're saying. The movie is
Speaker 3: successful for so now they're having like Polly Pocket movie
Speaker 3: and like Gui Joe movie and he Man movie. And
Speaker 3: it's like they got it wrong if they think that
Speaker 3: we're going to see this because we played with these
Speaker 3: things as kids. Am I wrong about this? Like?
Speaker 2: Did you go see Barbie?
Speaker 4: Because you like Barbie's are stupid?
Speaker 2: They're so so duffer everything they probably know.
Speaker 3: But I think like the like the Press is like
Speaker 3: globbing onto I don't glomming onto this idea that girls
Speaker 3: love Barbie and that's why they went.
Speaker 2: To see it.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, because we have good taste in comedy
Speaker 3: and we're eager for a female comedy because you haven't
Speaker 3: given us one since Bride'smaids. You gave us a one
Speaker 3: and you let us like that one and be like
Speaker 3: it's actually good girls.
Speaker 2: Finally like something that's good. Here's another thing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and now we have Taylor Swift that
Speaker 3: you're all acknowledging is act actually good girls.
Speaker 2: Actually we're onto this one. Okay.
Speaker 4: It was the first. It was the first women forward
Speaker 4: comedy that wasn't just a remake of a man forward comedy.
Speaker 4: From the last thirty years. Oh yeah, and then yeah,
Speaker 4: like all that Shiit, Reddi Gerwig and Margot Roby as
Speaker 4: a team together is like, why would you not go
Speaker 4: see that?
Speaker 2: You can't say, Robbie, he's been.
Speaker 4: Sa Robbie Mozzarella said, wait to say p E N
Speaker 4: E E pasta, penny pasta, penny pasta.
Speaker 2: Everyone penny pasta yesterday.
Speaker 4: And then there's some words that you just don't don't
Speaker 4: leave you.
Speaker 3: I don't blame you for ordering my coffee the other
Speaker 3: day and you asked for Stevia. I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: I'll correct him on that one. He'll never do it again.
Speaker 1: My dad says, Vagan, I'm about to see my parents.
Speaker 3: I think that was I think that was in the seventies.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Vegan. My dad says it too, and I
Speaker 3: broke him of it finally, But he also says, you
Speaker 3: know when they when my parents take an edible, they
Speaker 3: do say did you get off on that a lot?
Speaker 2: Did you get off on that? Yet we got off
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: Last we were watching the Beatles documentary.
Speaker 2: We both got off on these. I was just like,
Speaker 2: it's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Well, Vegan is actually a one of the brightest stars
Speaker 4: in the night skyes Vega and the Vagan star system
Speaker 4: is a thing, so when you say Vagan, it also
Speaker 4: means that which is also the site of an evil race.
Speaker 2: Almost got as annoying as a vegan.
Speaker 3: But last night I got u There was a moment
Speaker 3: with my friends that we were like, uh, I forget what,
Speaker 3: Oh what were we talking about? We were talking about
Speaker 3: a lady bug or something, and there's sayings, oh, we
Speaker 3: were talking.
Speaker 2: We were talking about your possum story, Brian.
Speaker 3: We were like telling filling our friends in about the
Speaker 3: possum incident where Brian had witnessed that a possum got
Speaker 3: trapped by his neighbor in an animal trap so the
Speaker 3: possum would stop eating his crops or whatever, and then the.
Speaker 2: Possum was just left there to fucking die.
Speaker 3: And Brian called the you know, animal control, which they
Speaker 3: wouldn't pick up the phone today if they called because
Speaker 3: Ali City is on strike. And these girls were like
Speaker 3: that is so cruel, and I'm like, yeah, you just
Speaker 3: left it there to suffer, and they're like people who
Speaker 3: do that to animals are just it's seriously sociopathic. And
Speaker 3: I go, do you guys eat animals and they were
Speaker 3: like NICKI, and I go, I'm just wondering because their
Speaker 3: animals eat being treated like that all the time because
Speaker 3: you eat them.
Speaker 2: And I just started laughing.
Speaker 3: I was like, I got it, and I got it,
Speaker 3: and I changed it on you because they were like,
Speaker 3: anyone who supports that is sociopathic. And I was like, really,
Speaker 3: because I think you do. But I was just joking,
Speaker 3: like they were like, oh, Nick, you know. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I have to slide in a little
Speaker 3: like you know, burst of hypocrisy when I can, let
Speaker 3: me get it in. I'm not like over the top
Speaker 3: all the time. You have to get off somehow.
Speaker 2: I gotta get off. I got off.
Speaker 3: Wait, speaking of the Barbie movie, Anya, you did see it,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, I've been done to talk to
Speaker 3: anyone about the Barbie movie. I know it is like
Speaker 3: weeks and weeks past, but I guess I actually now
Speaker 3: we can maybe talk about it with a little more
Speaker 3: freedom because people maybe have seen it more. But just
Speaker 3: in case, we're going to talk about the Barbie movie,
Speaker 3: and I don't think we're going to spoil it at all,
Speaker 3: but I want to just hear if we do a spoiler,
Speaker 3: We'll give you.
Speaker 2: A yeah, yeah, I do a spoiler.
Speaker 4: Wow choking?
Speaker 3: Okay, well do it before you do the spoiler, and
Speaker 3: people can do like ten seconds ahead or something.
Speaker 1: You want to know what I thought of Barbie?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I like, you don't want to hear this
Speaker 3: if you don't want to be spoiled.
Speaker 2: What Anna thinks about it?
Speaker 1: I don't have I'm not like, I don't have an
Speaker 1: amazing take or anything. I just was it was so overhyped.
Speaker 1: And I'm a huge Credit Grwig fan. I think I
Speaker 1: haven't you know, I've seen almost all her films and
Speaker 1: I love her and I want to support her and
Speaker 1: I think it's great. But it's also like, I'm not
Speaker 1: you know me, I'm not like a huge fan of
Speaker 1: blockbuster things in general, or like super popular things.
Speaker 3: That sounds crazy to say that I don't like they're popular.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I just happen to not be a
Speaker 1: fan of like big blockbusters. I'm not like, what did
Speaker 1: we talk about before some film that I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't love Titanic and you were like, how can
Speaker 1: you not love Titanic? I just don't love it.
Speaker 2: You just don't like it? Because it's huge. That doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense.
Speaker 1: It does make like these, Yeah, these things have to
Speaker 1: be exactly. It's the same as like a lot of
Speaker 1: the music.
Speaker 4: I don't you didn't love Quantumania.
Speaker 3: I understand not liking a movie because you don't like
Speaker 3: the movie, but I just was wondering. You can't just
Speaker 3: not like something because it's huge. There has some aspects
Speaker 3: about it. But you did say that, so that's why
Speaker 3: a question. But now you're not celebrating.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm saying I tend to not love things that
Speaker 1: are huge. Here's why they have to take a lot
Speaker 1: of boxes to be popular, Like you have to have
Speaker 1: huge music. Like I didn't love all the music. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like all the but they were great songs, I guess.
Speaker 1: But what it was it like Cardi.
Speaker 3: Ba missed when you say she literally was like, and
Speaker 3: there are some great songs.
Speaker 2: Loot in your back hurt when you said it like
Speaker 2: he have to.
Speaker 1: Pick all the top five top ten artists to do
Speaker 1: these songs.
Speaker 3: It was like, this is dua lipa and I'm singing
Speaker 3: a song about Barbie as you're trying to listen to
Speaker 3: dialogue and actually some of this is funny when I'm saying,
Speaker 3: so you gotta listen to this, and you gotta listen
Speaker 3: to her, and you gotta listen to me, and now
Speaker 3: here's the Lizzo she's coming on, and here's.
Speaker 2: Start to be Nicki Minaj. Let's get in all three.
Speaker 3: It was like it was like a lot when there's
Speaker 3: too many jokes in the songs. I'm just like And
Speaker 3: then putting Dualipa into the movie felt forced.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know there's sung.
Speaker 3: Her on a sound stage in the UK and it
Speaker 3: didn't fit anything. But I love when singers can't act.
Speaker 3: It really brings me a lot of joy when you
Speaker 3: go there's a big difference between what's going on here
Speaker 3: and what's going on over there. And she shouldn't be
Speaker 3: able to act. She is amazing at singing. I love
Speaker 3: when someone super talented, a singer songwriter who is like
Speaker 3: such a good dancer, like I love and you're gonna
Speaker 3: people who know are gonna go do a Lipa is
Speaker 3: a good dancer. Yes, she fucking worked it and now
Speaker 3: she's a really good dancer because she did an embarrassing
Speaker 3: dance when she first went on tour and everyone made
Speaker 3: fun of her for it, and now she fucking dominates
Speaker 3: the stage. But when she she's not the best actress
Speaker 3: and is someone who is good at one thing and
Speaker 3: bad at many other things. I like to see it
Speaker 3: in my fellow performers, because didn't you think there was
Speaker 3: a like screeching halt when she was like almost the
Speaker 3: projector broke and someone put in a self tape in.
Speaker 1: Her name Tuly five?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was a mermaid. When she was the genderless
Speaker 3: mermaid she.
Speaker 2: Was I forgot.
Speaker 1: I was just like, is that dualipa? So I guess
Speaker 1: there was a screech in my mind, like is that
Speaker 1: who I think it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: There were a lot of those actors where you're like, wait,
Speaker 1: that's a big actor in a tiny role. I wish
Speaker 1: Here's what I loved about the film. Margaret Robbie is incredible.
Speaker 1: She was so good. So aside from being like shockingly gorgeous,
Speaker 1: she's just like she's so great. She's subtle, she doesn't
Speaker 1: overdo anything. I thought the script was pretty great. Here's
Speaker 1: what I wish there would have been more. Oh. I
Speaker 1: loved how you're just thinking the whole time, like Mattel
Speaker 1: signed off on this. They're getting roasted in this film,
Speaker 1: which I love. But of course they know they're gonna
Speaker 1: sell a shit ton of Barbies after this, but still
Speaker 1: they get pretty skewer so belated spoiler. But I here's
Speaker 1: what I didn't love. Will Ferrell is so funny. I
Speaker 1: thought he was under used they could. I just kept wishing, like,
Speaker 1: do a couple more punches. Yes, I think he was funny.
Speaker 3: Will Ferrell him just dealing with those guys on the
Speaker 3: rollerblades was hilarious. Every scene where he would just touch someone.
Speaker 3: He's just such a subtle comedic actor. I just thought
Speaker 3: he was He added so much to it. But I
Speaker 3: couldn't agree more that let's just do one more pass
Speaker 3: on the script and punch things up. But from what
Speaker 3: I can tell from all the stuff they talked about
Speaker 3: is that they had to fight so hard to get
Speaker 3: the stuff through that they did, And from my experience
Speaker 3: in these kinds of situations, that was like the most
Speaker 3: they were willing to budge on super weird, funny stuff.
Speaker 3: Did you also love that line where they cut in
Speaker 3: and said Margot Robbie is not the best person to
Speaker 3: do the scene.
Speaker 1: Yes, when they're talking about Jush, Barbie finally becomes sort
Speaker 1: of human and ugly, and then Helen Maren's over dub
Speaker 1: voice is like, all right, we admit that Margot Robbie
Speaker 1: isn't the best person for this Scarry that was great,
Speaker 1: And America Ferrera's speech was great. I love all the
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 3: Like it, Well, it's been talked about a lot. I maybe, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was overhyped to me because we got to it
Speaker 3: and I thought, this is going to be a speech
Speaker 3: that makes me just go whoa. But sometimes when people
Speaker 3: complain too much about what it's like to be a woman,
Speaker 3: I just kind of I'm such a I am a feminist.
Speaker 3: I complain about being a woman all the time. It's
Speaker 3: like the crux of who I am. But it just
Speaker 3: becomes like I almost stopped listening by the end of it,
Speaker 3: and it's like it's all about like, if you're fat,
Speaker 3: they don't like you. If you're too skinny, they don't
Speaker 3: like you. You can't be too mean, but you have
Speaker 3: to be nice enough to this. You get into this
Speaker 3: and it's like, Okay, yeah, years ago, I'm not kidding you,
Speaker 3: Like it's it's all been said before. It didn't seem
Speaker 3: like that groundbreaking to me and everyone I think that speech.
Speaker 3: If I had not heard about like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: this speech that she gives, way do you hear it?
Speaker 2: I think I would have been like that was cool.
Speaker 3: But I was like, yes, this moment that's gonna make
Speaker 3: me feel a lot of things. I just didn't It
Speaker 3: didn't resonate with me, but I did, you know. And
Speaker 3: I also hate to be like it sucks being men too,
Speaker 3: but it kind of does. And like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I'm over this thing of like making men feel bad
Speaker 3: every man feel bad about the way it is to
Speaker 3: be a woman. I think I used to be on
Speaker 3: that train of like you guys need to know how
Speaker 3: much it sucks, and you have it so good. But
Speaker 3: it's like I'm starting to see that like men have
Speaker 3: it kind of shitty too, and they also and not
Speaker 3: that it's like we should just forgive everything and like
Speaker 3: never talk about our struggles. I'm not saying that, but
Speaker 3: I did think Barbie handled the struggle as men well too.
Speaker 4: Life sucks for everything. It's just there's different degrees that sucks.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess it's like if you have some
Speaker 4: privilege or whatever, that's nice, but like everybody likes to
Speaker 4: uh it doesn't matter who you are. But everybody likes
Speaker 4: penned that their struggle and suffering is the worst one. Yes,
Speaker 4: and maybe they have over that. Maybe it is. But
Speaker 4: like everyone's got their thing, everyone's got their struggle, and
Speaker 4: there's no group of people women, men, black, white, whatever
Speaker 4: that is. Every single person is struggling more than every
Speaker 4: other person in the other group. It's based on the individual.
Speaker 4: That's what Martin Luther King said and did he no, No,
Speaker 4: that was just okay, poptrol. I feel like like in
Speaker 4: closing this out, I.
Speaker 1: Just feel like, ready, I have so much more to.
Speaker 2: No, but it's just this segment.
Speaker 3: I just want to say that, Like, I know, we're
Speaker 3: never supposed to be like you know, when you didn't
Speaker 3: want to eat your food as a kid, your mom
Speaker 3: would be like, there's starving kids in Africa, but there are.
Speaker 3: Can we all like we stop using that argument anymore
Speaker 3: of like, but your struggle is your struggle, like your hangnail.
Speaker 3: It sucks that your hangnails infected. Like you're allowed to
Speaker 3: feel bad even though they're starving kids in Africa because
Speaker 3: that's you, Like you don't know their struggle and this
Speaker 3: is yours and it's enough. It's like, no, it's not.
Speaker 3: There are starving kids in Africa. Be fucking grateful that.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm doing a bit right now about how hard it
Speaker 3: is for me to drink water, and like I'm always
Speaker 3: like thought, I need to drink more water. And it's
Speaker 3: like there I read about a village where these girls
Speaker 3: have to walk seven miles to go get water every
Speaker 3: day for their village, right and this is like right
Speaker 3: now happening in South America somewhere I didn't even like
Speaker 3: pay attention enough to know the exact place. And on
Speaker 3: the way they get couple times, not at once, like
Speaker 3: a couple times there are gangs of men waiting to
Speaker 3: rape them. So there's this whole foundation to buy bicycles
Speaker 3: for these women so that they can go faster to
Speaker 3: get the water.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh god, all they have is this
Speaker 2: sawny and then I.
Speaker 3: Have to put in these little like packets to make
Speaker 3: it like you know, a fruity flavor so that I
Speaker 3: can drink more of it.
Speaker 2: And it's easy, and they.
Speaker 3: Have to like put in packets so it kills like
Speaker 3: a bacteria that will give them giardia and like give
Speaker 3: them diarrhea. Until they die and like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: what's that packet? And they're like, oh, this tastes like
Speaker 3: shit and it's just to kill off the fucking worms inside.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, is it like mango flavored? Like it's
Speaker 3: just it's you gotta you have to check yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Not every struggle deserves like everyone's sympathy all the time.
Speaker 3: You do have to compare yourself to others. And I
Speaker 3: think that actually is the worst thing to do, actually,
Speaker 3: because you're not supposed to compare yourself.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. Okay, we'll figure out
Speaker 2: when we get that. All right, we're back Anya.
Speaker 3: You had so much to say, You said so much
Speaker 3: more to say, Okay.
Speaker 1: Part of me is just like, well, Matt also agreed
Speaker 1: with you that the speeches were a little too heavy handed.
Speaker 1: He's like, I would have liked it more if it
Speaker 1: wasn't so like and here's the moral of the story.
Speaker 1: I would have liked here. I would have liked Barbie
Speaker 1: to spend more time in the real world. I thought
Speaker 1: that was really interesting. And all of a sudden, they like,
Speaker 1: go back to Barbie Land. I was like, already, and
Speaker 1: I wish Ryan Gosling wouldn't have done such a wink wink,
Speaker 1: nudge nudge to the camera like I like him. I
Speaker 1: like how Margaret Robbie stays in character as Barbie the
Speaker 1: whole time. Where is I feel like Ken has this
Speaker 1: moment a lot with the camera where he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling and I'm playing Ken and this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I disagree with that, but I do understand that he
Speaker 3: had more opportunities to kind of be ridiculous where it
Speaker 3: broke his character because he we saw his internal struggle
Speaker 3: of being like okay, Barbie, yeah, thanks, and then he'd
Speaker 3: be like, oh, worried. There was more for he wasn't
Speaker 3: just Barbie was just true to herself the whole time.
Speaker 3: She didn't have a lot of internal moments of like, well,
Speaker 3: I guess she did when she's like I'm thinking about death.
Speaker 3: It was just And I liked when they went back
Speaker 3: to Barbie lame because that's where everything was fucking crazy
Speaker 3: and the real world was like not.
Speaker 2: Really were not really how people act.
Speaker 3: Although my friend Adam Ray is in he's one of
Speaker 3: the cops when they get arrested, and he said they
Speaker 3: shot like like so like it was like a seven
Speaker 3: minute long scene, like it was such a long scene
Speaker 3: at the cops station that whittled down to like a
Speaker 3: little little bit.
Speaker 2: So I'm sure they shot a ton more did.
Speaker 3: Someone actually told me that the best marketing of the
Speaker 3: whole movie. It was a social media guy that I
Speaker 3: know it runs a big social media company that you know,
Speaker 3: does social media for networks and companies, and he said,
Speaker 3: the best thing they did was when Ryan Gosling and
Speaker 3: Margot Robbie were paparazzi filming that scene rollerblading in Venice,
Speaker 3: and those shots came everywhere and they're those you know,
Speaker 3: neon yellow or green, depending on your how your ic
Speaker 3: thing icee things rollerblades outfits. She's in that song and
Speaker 3: those pictures, because I remember when those pictures came out
Speaker 3: and everyone was like, what the fuck is this? That's
Speaker 3: so it's such a good idea. Call the paparazzi. That's
Speaker 3: how you get things going.
Speaker 4: Staged paparazzi moment like they didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was staged, but if it was,
Speaker 3: it was brilliant. But it just ended up being like
Speaker 3: such a good moment for them. And that's why celebrities
Speaker 3: called paparazzi. I mean, it's my friend Esther, who I
Speaker 3: went to Taylor Swift with this weekend. She does these
Speaker 3: really cool things on Instagram where she has someone just
Speaker 3: take pictures from her across the street like a camera,
Speaker 3: and it looks like paparazzi. She's obviously doing it. She's
Speaker 3: not saying like this is paparazzi, but it's like they're
Speaker 3: just done in that style, and it looks so much
Speaker 3: cooler than like posing in like a you know, a
Speaker 3: ring light.
Speaker 2: It's so much better. And oh my god, I saw
Speaker 2: the most depressing thing today.
Speaker 3: There are AI models that take two seconds to make
Speaker 3: that have millions of followers, maybe not millions, but thousands
Speaker 3: and thousands, probably gonna be millions because they had an
Speaker 3: one had one hundred thousand likes underneath her video or picture,
Speaker 3: so that's like probably a million followers.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it. And they are generating so much money.
Speaker 3: These models that are all in bikinis that are like,
Speaker 3: buy me a coffee, and men are like, I hope
Speaker 3: you enjoy your coffee, and leading comments and like drooling
Speaker 3: over these AI models that are just generating so much
Speaker 3: it's real.
Speaker 1: It's happening to make the money, go to elon.
Speaker 2: To someone who's making the models.
Speaker 4: There's a couple of pretty famous ones that have like
Speaker 4: tens of millions of followers, and.
Speaker 3: Do people know some people know those are these are
Speaker 3: new ones that they don't know are AI?
Speaker 4: They don't even know.
Speaker 3: No, it is Justine Bateman's Instagram if you want to
Speaker 3: see it. That's where I saw this, because she's obsessed
Speaker 3: with AI and how it's taking over the you know,
Speaker 3: movie industry and TV and just today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's there's also like AI porn, you know, like
Speaker 4: there's AI porn stars now that you can follow, and
Speaker 4: then they'll.
Speaker 3: Be someone make a deep fake of me in a
Speaker 3: gang bang for myself not to put out. But I like,
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe I don't need to do this
Speaker 3: ever in my life. Maybe you please actually please don't
Speaker 3: do that because I don't I really don't want to
Speaker 3: see that. I really really I'm I was kidding when
Speaker 3: I said that I will not watch it.
Speaker 1: I won't stify need what why wouldn't it satisfy your
Speaker 1: need to do it? Like it might?
Speaker 3: Because I actually don't like watching myself. It's not like
Speaker 3: I want to do a gang bang so I can
Speaker 3: tape it and watch it back with my family and
Speaker 3: be like remember that.
Speaker 2: Like I want to.
Speaker 3: I want to when I'm masturbating, when I'm gooning out,
Speaker 3: it's because I'm I'm imagining it's happening, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: not like imagining me watching it. You know.
Speaker 1: Wait, so what's the point of doing it in real life?
Speaker 1: You have this real desire to do it in real life?
Speaker 2: Right, Well, what's the point of doing it in real life? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 2: Because it's an experience I want to have.
Speaker 1: But then you'll remember it and think back on it, right, Isn't.
Speaker 3: That I don't want to do it in real life
Speaker 3: because it's a huge risk of being recognized. And also
Speaker 3: it's like scary because it's strange dicks that I don't know.
Speaker 2: It can't really happen. It's like a thing that I know.
Speaker 1: Let's say you're in a parallel universe where you're safe
Speaker 1: and it happens and it's completely safe.
Speaker 2: Yes, Ai, it's like robots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's say you did do it. What isn't the
Speaker 1: point of it? What is the point of you doing it?
Speaker 3: It's the same point where people go vacationing. I go,
Speaker 3: what's the point. You're just going to go there to
Speaker 3: the cheets and itza and then you leave and like,
Speaker 3: it's just the memory of it. I don't understand why
Speaker 3: people do that, but they do it.
Speaker 1: The memory of it, so you want to have it.
Speaker 3: It's not the memory, it's the experience. I wouldn't think
Speaker 3: back on it that much. I would hope. I think
Speaker 3: it would haunt me. Actually, I would be like filled
Speaker 3: with shame. I wouldn't want I would want to dump
Speaker 3: it from my memory immediately, like I do going to
Speaker 3: see museums.
Speaker 2: I would just want I did it, so you.
Speaker 1: Just bought the one time experience of it.
Speaker 3: Maybe I would get addicted to it or something and
Speaker 3: be like, oh, this is great. I want to do
Speaker 3: it again. But it's be like going to six Flags
Speaker 3: or something. Why do people do that for the thrill
Speaker 3: of the moment.
Speaker 1: Think an ai a deep fake or whatever of you
Speaker 1: getting a bang Gang Bang.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't like it because I don't. They wouldn't use
Speaker 3: the right picture of me. There would be some picture
Speaker 3: they would take a picture to generate. They always do
Speaker 3: this whenever anyone uses it. Does deep fakes of me,
Speaker 3: which is very generous and so sweet when they do
Speaker 3: do it, but it's always a picture I really hate
Speaker 3: of myself. So I have to watch this like version
Speaker 3: of myself from twenty fourteen where I kind of looked.
Speaker 1: You didn't like your eyebrown.
Speaker 3: I just looked into a lesbian who has given up
Speaker 3: on looking feminine, which is not what I was. Fine
Speaker 3: for some people and I'm attracted to that, and I
Speaker 3: think it's super hot on others, it doesn't. It didn't
Speaker 3: suit me, and I was just trying. I don't know
Speaker 3: what I was trying. I was just trying to be
Speaker 3: like an anti like woman on TV and didn't wear
Speaker 3: a lot of makeup, and it just I look, I
Speaker 3: don't like those pictures, so they always use that and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't watch this stuff.
Speaker 4: Maybe there is a deep fake of you already. Have
Speaker 4: you ever searched there.
Speaker 2: Are deep fakes of me? My friend Brian Monarch makes.
Speaker 4: Like me, is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: It probably will be eventually after I after people hear
Speaker 3: this episode.
Speaker 2: It's I think I probably.
Speaker 4: Said to make I think, oh really, see.
Speaker 2: No, Bryan, do not look that up.
Speaker 4: Do not look that up.
Speaker 3: Bran, I want that, and I say that I have
Speaker 3: better boobs than any person that you could put me on,
Speaker 3: and so I don't want you doing that because I'll
Speaker 3: just be like her body is it? And you don't
Speaker 3: have access to what my boobs look like really naked,
Speaker 3: because there's no evidence of that out there, so.
Speaker 2: You couldn't make a deep fake of my tits.
Speaker 4: And I did not look at the video, but I
Speaker 4: in five seconds of searching, I have found two deep
Speaker 4: fakes of you getting banged.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's out there. If you want to go
Speaker 2: watch that, enjoy it, but it does not mean definitely do.
Speaker 4: One of them is pretty you know, pretty standard Nicki
Speaker 4: Glazer doggy style, so I don't.
Speaker 3: Even look it that way. If they didn't even get
Speaker 3: it right, that brings me no pleasure.
Speaker 4: The second one is this one's pretty good Nicki Glazer,
Speaker 4: the anal slut two point.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that they nailed it from me.
Speaker 3: There so onepials what is the stand for? I don't know, Uh,
Speaker 3: maybe stare click and find out. I'm guessing the two
Speaker 3: is a number two that.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what?
Speaker 2: This is also making a cameo.
Speaker 4: This is good news for you this video the anal
Speaker 4: two point oh was made too years ago. That means
Speaker 4: you were worthy of an anal slut video two years ago.
Speaker 3: I felt worthy of it for about five years, so
Speaker 3: this tracks they were a little late. Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I've been open about being into anal sex for about
Speaker 3: two years. Maybe No, My first thing I said about
Speaker 3: it I think was twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: So it's been. It's this has been. It's been a
Speaker 2: long time coming. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Also made seven minutes long?
Speaker 2: And do can we.
Speaker 3: See views before? Please don't click on it, but can
Speaker 3: you see how many views? Uh?
Speaker 4: I just I just xed out of it? But okay, good,
Speaker 4: don't get I find it again?
Speaker 2: Go back. It's going to cop Okay, god, I minutes?
Speaker 1: What's the warm up? You're answering the door for the
Speaker 1: pizza guy?
Speaker 3: Well, seven minutes is typically the amount of time I
Speaker 3: like a video. That's about Sometimes when I'm searching on
Speaker 3: porn videos, I do ten minutes plus because I want
Speaker 3: Usually if one video is hitting the right spots for
Speaker 3: me in terms of like, oh I like what they're
Speaker 3: doing to her there, there's gonna be an another part
Speaker 3: of it that I like it too. The dynamic, but
Speaker 3: the men are talkative. You guys know, I've been very
Speaker 3: adamant about miking the men. We need to hear the
Speaker 3: men say things and respond. I don't need to hear
Speaker 3: them grown, but I want them to say things. I
Speaker 3: hate when they're quiet. I don't really need to hear
Speaker 3: the woman say anything. I kind of don't want her
Speaker 3: to talk at all. I like, That's why I've definitely
Speaker 3: looked up Bell Gagged because I'm just like, stop this
Speaker 3: fake whining.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. And so, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Have the views. I have the views if you want. Okay,
Speaker 4: So Nikki Glazer Doggy Style not so great? Well, it's good, good, No,
Speaker 4: this is good. Thirteen thousand, three hundred and nine views.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of views for a video I didn't
Speaker 3: know existed. And I'm that is a perfect amount. It
Speaker 3: doesn't feel like three Like if it was like two
Speaker 3: hundred and ten, I'd be like, this has been up
Speaker 3: for a while. But thirteen thousands perfect, that's okay.
Speaker 4: And then Nikki Glaz th're the anal slut two point oh,
Speaker 4: clocking in at thirty nine thousand, and seven hundred and
Speaker 4: thirty four.
Speaker 3: Okay, that one's Okay, I'm a little disappointed in how
Speaker 3: that one's doing. Also, Nikki Lazer anal slut two point zero.
Speaker 3: Someone leaked my special title. Also yes three point oh
Speaker 3: just for.
Speaker 4: Comparisons sake, Margot Roby master bass in stockings, really Margot
Speaker 4: Roby Masterbates and stockings stockings. Oh no, no, no, she is
Speaker 4: in front of a fireplace. But I don't think it's
Speaker 4: Christmas game. Okay, ninety eighty, so you're only half.
Speaker 1: That you're doing well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marcot, Robbie. Can we talk about these little like
Speaker 3: pockets underneath her eyes? Do you guys know what I'm
Speaker 3: talking about? She has quamies. And if you don't know
Speaker 3: what quamis are, it's when your eye has like a
Speaker 3: pocket underneath it that is almost matching the upper islet
Speaker 3: and when they closed together, they look like little quams.
Speaker 3: And I say quams because the first person in high
Speaker 3: school that had this with his eyes was our friend's
Speaker 3: boyfriend and his last name had was started with a
Speaker 3: K and an R and but he also kind of
Speaker 3: talked like dish, and so we called him qua And
Speaker 3: so let's say his last name was Kramer.
Speaker 2: We called him Quaima.
Speaker 3: Because she talked to white dish because his jaw was
Speaker 3: a little bit like tight, and so we called him
Speaker 3: Crispy Kueima because well, actually his last name has the
Speaker 3: word chris in it, so we called but we I
Speaker 3: don't know why we called him crispy, but we know
Speaker 3: we called him Crispy quamies and because he had quams.
Speaker 3: But it was like, but she has quams too, she
Speaker 3: do you know what I'm talking about? Look at what
Speaker 3: your mother, Rubbie. There is a distinct what is that?
Speaker 3: Can I get that?
Speaker 5: Ms?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to quam, I I do.
Speaker 3: I went that little fold right there that makes you
Speaker 3: go when you smile, like every one likes it now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's just like an old skin. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's not youth there's but she has that going. That
Speaker 3: is what makes her face so incredible. Is that little
Speaker 3: extra line underneath her eye.
Speaker 2: I think that's it.
Speaker 1: My friend has it. She told me that French people
Speaker 1: value that and they have they have these all these
Speaker 1: rules for beauty and one of them is having the
Speaker 1: quisby quam underneath. It's just a little pooch, a little pocket, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: pocket and beauty right under your eye, not a bag.
Speaker 2: It's not no, not a bag.
Speaker 3: It's the same color as your eyes, like as your
Speaker 3: normal skin.
Speaker 2: Everything is one color.
Speaker 4: It's in the same spot as a bag. Though.
Speaker 2: Yes, you have kind of qispy quam going on right now.
Speaker 3: You kind of have the margot Robbie Bryan me, No, Brian,
Speaker 3: doesn't he have it?
Speaker 2: Yes? No, no, it's not bags. You have it.
Speaker 3: It's good little like it looks unda dust sy like
Speaker 3: they're like they're the chorus in the background. US, Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I analyzed her beauty NonStop in that movie, just like
Speaker 3: staring at her face, marveling and being like how does
Speaker 3: she do it? But it's some and she's like a
Speaker 3: lovely person. Did you see that video of her like
Speaker 3: doing sign language? You go, oh, Milly, I saw that
Speaker 3: sweet and she knows all of her she knows asl
Speaker 3: or Australian sign like whatever. It is, just like she.
Speaker 3: I hate when perfect people just keep being perfect. That's
Speaker 3: why I loved when Dua Lipa like kind of gave
Speaker 3: a drab performance acting and.
Speaker 2: I was just like, yes, a flaw. It just makes
Speaker 2: me so happy.
Speaker 1: But my friend Heather was like, give me a fucking break.
Speaker 1: Margot Robbie is saying she speaks Asl is like me
Speaker 1: saying I speak French and then singing.
Speaker 2: For say it. People said it. She didn't say that,
Speaker 2: she just like spelling.
Speaker 3: No, I know it, I know it. She did some
Speaker 3: stuff like it's sad. She said she knows Asl and.
Speaker 2: Your friends yea or what you know?
Speaker 4: That's cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then I speak French.
Speaker 3: Fish are well pretty people haven't really gotten the memo
Speaker 3: that they're ever bad at anything. And I'm guessing Margot
Speaker 3: Robbie doesn't get a lot of feedback that's like you
Speaker 3: need to work on that, you know, like there's show
Speaker 3: us another draft, like I think that most and I don't.
Speaker 3: She actually seems like a very well adjusted person and
Speaker 3: kind person that doesn't seem obsessed with her looks like
Speaker 3: other people just seem to be.
Speaker 2: But I'm just guessing, so I do. I do really
Speaker 2: like her.
Speaker 3: We were talking yesterday about who we would be friends
Speaker 3: with in Hollywood? Is there anyone that like you would
Speaker 3: want you honestly, if I said you have to go
Speaker 3: to dinner with them tonight, you guys and people always
Speaker 3: answer this, I would love to go to the And
Speaker 3: it's like, I feel burdened by the idea of going
Speaker 3: to dinner with a new person so much. It's one
Speaker 3: on one with you and this person, and you're going
Speaker 3: to be friends and it's a date. I'm thinking most
Speaker 3: people would turn down most opportunities because it's so stressful.
Speaker 3: You think you want to be friends with people because
Speaker 3: of the acting roles they've played, But I don't think
Speaker 3: you would like most people or like how they present
Speaker 3: themselves on TV and stuff.
Speaker 4: Is there anymore you know that because you've now befriended
Speaker 4: many celebrities and have learned that they're just like regular people.
Speaker 4: But I think for the average person that I think
Speaker 4: they would jump at the opportunity to have dinner with
Speaker 4: almost that celebrity.
Speaker 5: We want to punish them with our fandom or do
Speaker 5: we have to like act like proper people?
Speaker 3: I think you, well, if that's what you want to do,
Speaker 3: you have to act. You have to like try to
Speaker 3: get them to be friends with you, Like you have
Speaker 3: to honestly like be like we're going to start a friendship,
Speaker 3: and this is someone that I want to hang out with.
Speaker 3: I I don't know that there's really I think I'm
Speaker 3: really Drake no new friends. I don't really want to
Speaker 3: be maybe Jennifer Aniston, but even that seems to stress
Speaker 3: me out. If I got like a message from her
Speaker 3: being like she wants to have coffee, I would kind
Speaker 3: of go, oh boy, like I'm going I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to be fake a little bit. I'm not gonna be
Speaker 3: able to be totally myself.
Speaker 1: And if she only goes to Coffee Beans and hates Starbucks.
Speaker 2: I mean I could. I could.
Speaker 3: I could get in with Coffee Bean, I can have half,
Speaker 3: I can get a good to coffee anywhere Phil's.
Speaker 2: I don't know what, oh what is that coffee Phils.
Speaker 4: I think for most people, the idea of being fake
Speaker 4: with Jennifer Aniston is perfectly acceptable. It's better than being
Speaker 4: fake with like Sue, the girl he went to high
Speaker 4: school with, you know, like that's the option. I would
Speaker 4: choose Jennifer Anison every time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I know. But how many friends don't
Speaker 3: like going to parties and stuff? You think you like
Speaker 3: going to parties and then you don't want to go,
Speaker 3: Like people always think they want to do things. But
Speaker 3: let's like really just think about it in your mind tonight, listener,
Speaker 3: you have to go to dinner with someone, you have
Speaker 3: to get dressed up and feel like, Okay, I'm presenting
Speaker 3: myself in the right way. Like doesn't don't people have
Speaker 3: social anxiety? Why when the question of like who would
Speaker 3: you have dinner with? The social anxiety flies out the
Speaker 3: window when everyone's like Obama, Michelle, Beyonce and you're like,
Speaker 3: you couldn't go to dinner with my boss the other night,
Speaker 3: like now my girlfriend wants to go to dinner with Beyonce?
Speaker 3: Like do you really would you really how would you
Speaker 3: handle yourself? Do you really feel like you could hold
Speaker 3: a good conversation with these people? Wouldn't you feel a
Speaker 3: little bit like a burden? Don't you feel like you
Speaker 3: might not really give a fuck about what they might
Speaker 3: have to say and how self absorbed they probably are
Speaker 3: based on I mean, they have to agree to this
Speaker 3: dinner too, so that's true, Well, who would you think?
Speaker 4: It's the same thing with Hall Passes, where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'd fuck Hugh Jackman or whatever, and then it's like
Speaker 4: but then you have to like go to dinner with
Speaker 4: them before and then listen to their stories about how
Speaker 4: they caught a shark, and then you get to have
Speaker 4: sex with them, and then you gotta sit in bed
Speaker 4: while they go like clean themselves in the bathroom, Like
Speaker 4: are you willing to do all that?
Speaker 3: I think even would actually that sex with your jack
Speaker 3: that's different.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: People have said to me like you're my husband's hall
Speaker 3: pass when they like meet me at meet and greets,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, I don't really know what to
Speaker 3: do with that, Like do I guess they're throwing it
Speaker 3: out there to be like if you wanted, we think
Speaker 3: you're a slut.
Speaker 2: You talked about it a lot on stage.
Speaker 3: We heard that episode where you talked about gang bangs,
Speaker 3: but I don't. I'm never gonna fuck a random person.
Speaker 4: Ever.
Speaker 1: My T shirt sold out and we should bring it
Speaker 1: back in a new fund.
Speaker 2: Nicky Glazer is my hall Pass?
Speaker 1: That was a great T shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I only liked.
Speaker 3: When girls bought it, though, when guys bought it, I
Speaker 3: was like, you don't get the joke. This is for
Speaker 3: people who are gay for me or girls who are
Speaker 3: being ironic, like I would buy a Taylor switch is
Speaker 3: my hall pass shirt? Because I'm not gay except for her. Really,
Speaker 3: And I was talking the other day like someone came
Speaker 3: Wayne Brady came out as pan sexual, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: we got to google that.
Speaker 2: Which one is that? I forget?
Speaker 3: I didn't even get that far because then I said,
Speaker 3: what is the sexual where you like men? And Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: Only that's what I am.
Speaker 1: You'd only be like sexual homost sextual.
Speaker 2: So who would you pick? Anya, who would you go
Speaker 2: out to dinner with?
Speaker 3: And I think you are on You're on board with this,
Speaker 3: Like there's most people you've met, some famous people. It's
Speaker 3: not many all it's cracked up to be, and it
Speaker 3: kind of makes you nervous and you're just not like
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I always like end up at a dinner and someone
Speaker 1: famous is there, and I'm like, oh, okay. Like I
Speaker 1: ended up at a dinner with John Mayer once and
Speaker 1: there were four of us at the dinner including him,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is the best kind of
Speaker 1: situation where I didn't have time to get nervous and
Speaker 1: I just didn't care at all. I found out like
Speaker 1: on the way there, I had ten minutes maybe, and
Speaker 1: then he was lovely and easy and you know, but
Speaker 1: like a superstar, so the conversation is all about him, and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was talking about them, so you just
Speaker 3: give them shit are you don't kiss their ass, You're
Speaker 3: just yourself and then they kind of like that.
Speaker 1: But that was that was an interesting I know I
Speaker 1: would be friends with Nicole Richie, like if I was
Speaker 1: at a dinner with her, I know we'd get along.
Speaker 1: Justine Bateman love because I like these people and I
Speaker 1: feel like I kind of get them and I'm not
Speaker 1: that starstruck by them, but i'd probably be super Aniston.
Speaker 4: You'd be friends of them because you're not impressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be excited to like go to dinner with
Speaker 1: someone like esther though, because I've never met her and
Speaker 1: I know her through you. But that's not like a
Speaker 1: huge celebrity.
Speaker 3: But that would be like fun friend that I'm willing
Speaker 3: to be like, Okay, she's my newest like best like
Speaker 3: eligible for best friend territory, where if someone I think
Speaker 3: I would even I could even say like she's one
Speaker 3: of my good friends and she would be okay with
Speaker 3: me saying that, where.
Speaker 2: She's nick uster have good like girlfriend dates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we like I took her to the iHeartRadio Awards,
Speaker 3: like she like I took her to We went to
Speaker 3: another premiere together too. Yeah, we just do these little
Speaker 3: one off dates and we have the best time. And
Speaker 3: you know, there is that feeling though, when you go
Speaker 3: out with a new friend, what you're like kind of
Speaker 3: nervous and sometimes you're worried that the conversation isn't gonna
Speaker 3: flow and you might run out of things to talk
Speaker 3: about or you might offend. You're kind of like caretaking, like, oh,
Speaker 3: can I go to the I'm gonna go to the
Speaker 3: bathroom real quick?
Speaker 2: Is that cool?
Speaker 3: Like you can't just talk to them like a normal friend.
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm gonna go Like your voice gets gonna
Speaker 3: like hi. When you're like I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
Speaker 3: walk what do you want to go room? Or like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna Like you're constantly checking in on one another.
Speaker 3: It's a little awkward, and it just it's not like
Speaker 3: that with her, And I'm just so grateful because I
Speaker 3: strayed out.
Speaker 4: Vibes, except without the opportunity to have sex with them
Speaker 4: at the end of it. I guess there is, but
Speaker 4: generally you don't. But yeah, it's like first date vibes,
Speaker 4: and it's like a little exciting and it's like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, is this person gonna be my friend. That's
Speaker 4: definitely there.
Speaker 1: Do you get that with guy friends? Like new guy friends?
Speaker 4: I honestly, I'm going through the roll of deckx of
Speaker 4: memories in my mind and I cannot remember the last
Speaker 4: time I had a hang with a new guy friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have lots of guy friends, like and there's guys
Speaker 4: from work that I then hung out with outside of work.
Speaker 4: I guess that's the closest. But that was not even recent,
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 5: A avi like recently. I mean, like I guess it
Speaker 5: was a couple of months ago. He went on like
Speaker 5: a man friend date and it was so cute. He
Speaker 5: was like kind of like toiling about like where they're
Speaker 5: going to go and where they're going to hang out,
Speaker 5: and then when he came back, he was like so giddy.
Speaker 5: They had like the most like I don't know, off
Speaker 5: centric conversation about like music tones that like help you
Speaker 5: spiritually and stuff, and then like the guy gave him
Speaker 5: a like went to sleep listening to it, and then
Speaker 5: they like followed up next day.
Speaker 2: It was it was really cute.
Speaker 1: Few friends that is.
Speaker 3: Need so many more friends. It's so sweet. It's it's
Speaker 3: hard just so when he met at the gym.
Speaker 2: Just like cute. I wonder who made the first move.
Speaker 1: It's hard to get a date off the ground. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there was a cancel.
Speaker 4: There was a guy when I used to go to
Speaker 4: the gym Goals gym, there was a guy who tried
Speaker 4: to get me on a on a mandate and I
Speaker 4: just never panned out. But this guy was super cool.
Speaker 4: He was jacked and he had tattoos all over his body.
Speaker 4: And when he first came to talk to me, I
Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck is this guy in a
Speaker 4: gang or something because he was tattooed everywhere. But he
Speaker 4: was like, yo, man, what's up? And I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you talking to me for this
Speaker 4: scraggly jew struggling on the chest press machine. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: was talking to me, and eventually he invited me. He
Speaker 4: invited me to like like a canoe trip, and I
Speaker 4: was like, well, we're gonna go from jim to canoe
Speaker 4: trip with He's like, yeah, me and four other guys
Speaker 4: going on this canoe trip. And I was like that's
Speaker 4: a little yeah, that's a little uh extreme. So then
Speaker 4: I said I declined, And then after that point I
Speaker 4: tried to avoid him because I'm like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to go on a canoe trip.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like you, that's it. There's a certain guy
Speaker 1: like that. I feel like Chris Kanvy is one of
Speaker 1: those guys. They like big adventures, they like groups, they
Speaker 1: like doing fun, big things together. I'm not an adventure
Speaker 1: friend unless I know all the people in the group
Speaker 1: and I know all the parameters like how many days?
Speaker 1: Where are we going? And I like them all. But
Speaker 1: I'm if I met someone new and they all of
Speaker 1: a sudden wanted to go on a canoe trip, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, something's wrong with you? Like a one on
Speaker 1: one coffee hang.
Speaker 4: But like, I'm an adventure friend. If Chris Kanvey wanted
Speaker 4: to go on a canoe trip, I would go on
Speaker 4: a canoe trip with him and whatever he's been.
Speaker 1: Waiting for this, Yeah, he wants to have you eat
Speaker 1: a strawberry in Japan.
Speaker 3: If his head just perked up and he turned had
Speaker 3: to go somewhere, to go somewhere with me, I'll go Ecuador.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's but I'm not going to go on a
Speaker 4: canoe trip with the guy who I talk to a
Speaker 4: handful of times in the jail.
Speaker 3: That is he's that's a crazy person that would jump
Speaker 3: to that so much. But a couple of years ago,
Speaker 3: I had someone who wanted to hang out with me
Speaker 3: a girlfriend, and I didn't want to be friends with
Speaker 3: this person. What do you do when someone's coming on
Speaker 3: very strong and they want to be friends with you,
Speaker 3: Because there is when.
Speaker 2: It's a guy.
Speaker 3: Even if it's a guy that wants to be friends
Speaker 3: with you, you can say I have a boyfriend, it's just
Speaker 3: I don't really hang out with guys in a non
Speaker 3: romantic way. You can have that excuse, even though I
Speaker 3: disagree with that wholeheartedly, and I think women should be
Speaker 3: able to have guy friends no matter what the relationship
Speaker 3: they're in. I could always use that excuse obviously to
Speaker 3: be like, my boyfriend's not really cool about it. I
Speaker 3: don't think it's appropriate. Or if it's a guy that
Speaker 3: wants to go on a date with you, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: in a relationship. Even if i'm not, I'm not really
Speaker 3: seeing anyone right now, I'm not interested in dating. There's
Speaker 3: an excuse built in. But when someone just wants to
Speaker 3: be your friend, which is a thing you can have
Speaker 3: an infinite number of what do you do? You just
Speaker 3: lie and say you are busy all the time.
Speaker 4: Here's what you do. Nick and Wayne Brady figured this out.
Speaker 4: You just say you're pant sexual and then you say,
Speaker 4: my boyfriend wouldn't be okay with this because I'm pant sexual.
Speaker 4: I'm atracted to all genders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 3: There has been someone that I'm like, wanted to be
Speaker 3: friends with me after I had been interested in them
Speaker 3: in a romantic way and they did it work out
Speaker 3: for us in that way, but they still wanted to
Speaker 3: be friends and I said I can't because I get
Speaker 3: a crush on you when we hang out and it's
Speaker 3: not fun for me to feel these feelings. And they
Speaker 3: are so mad at me. In fact, when I run
Speaker 3: into them, they turn the other way, they avoid me.
Speaker 3: It's the only person in my life that I have
Speaker 3: like I would say beef with where if I was
Speaker 3: on the same thing as them, I would be like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna I'm I'll get there a different
Speaker 3: time because I don't want to make this person uncomfortable
Speaker 3: because they hate me so much because I call yeah,
Speaker 3: because we had a really good friendship, like because I
Speaker 3: liked him, so I would listen to his stories and
Speaker 3: hear him talk, let him express himself, and he got
Speaker 3: a lot of feelings out with me.
Speaker 2: And then when I would go in.
Speaker 3: For like a romantic thing, which I thought we were building,
Speaker 3: and he definitely made it seem that way at times.
Speaker 3: I'm not crazy, even though he would claim to be, like, what,
Speaker 3: we're just friends, I'm like, come on, I'm not I'm
Speaker 3: not stupid. I'm reading the signs. I'm Margot Robbie. I
Speaker 3: know the body language in the ASL And he was like, no,
Speaker 3: I just want.
Speaker 2: To be friends.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, then I can't just be friends
Speaker 3: with you because every time we end up hanging out,
Speaker 3: I get a crush and it's just not fun. And
Speaker 3: he was so offended and so he's now he's mad
Speaker 3: at me. But that's his boundary, Jonah Hill, he has
Speaker 3: a boundary.
Speaker 2: I have to respect it. It's fine, But what do
Speaker 2: you do with a girlfriend?
Speaker 1: I that guy annoys me? Whoever this is and I
Speaker 1: think I know who? Yeah, getting angry is so lame.
Speaker 1: The reason he's angry is he's he subconsciously knows he's
Speaker 1: fucking with you. He has a crush on you too,
Speaker 1: and he wants to intrigue with you, and this whole
Speaker 1: cover of like I just want to be friends. God,
Speaker 1: why can't you just be a purist and be my
Speaker 1: friend is bullshit. He's enjoying stringing you along and flirting
Speaker 1: with you. It's like he gets off on it. And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3: Like, if if Chris heard this, I could see him
Speaker 3: getting upset and being like, oh, so there's some guy
Speaker 3: that you've to like avoid because you're so in love
Speaker 3: with him, you're gonna get stuck back into it. That
Speaker 3: is not the case with this guy any longer. When
Speaker 3: this happened, that was the case. I was single, and
Speaker 3: I was like, this is distracting to me, And now
Speaker 3: that I have a boyfriend, I have no interest in
Speaker 3: hanging out with this guy who really wasn't giving me
Speaker 3: anything in the friendship department anyway. The only reason I
Speaker 3: was really connecting with him was because I thought it
Speaker 3: was going in a romantic direction, and I wasn't like, Wow,
Speaker 3: this is someone i'd take in any capacity, Like I
Speaker 3: thought you were hot. That's why I was kind of
Speaker 3: putting up with the rest. And I think that's where
Speaker 3: he gets angry is that he realizes without the physical part.
Speaker 3: I don't really have much interest in what you are giving.
Speaker 3: And that's you know, uh, that's the is that a
Speaker 3: me too thing of being like I can't unless you
Speaker 3: have sex with me. I don't really care for anything
Speaker 3: you have to say, and I'm not going to be
Speaker 3: really interested in pursuing this intellectually.
Speaker 2: Possibly we're going to ring and we'll come back after this.
Speaker 2: All right, we're back.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 3: I want to remind everyone that I am going to
Speaker 3: be on tour in the fall. I am taking a
Speaker 3: hiatus right now and I am writing so much new material.
Speaker 3: I'm doing stand up sets in La like every night
Speaker 3: while I'm living here for a couple months. And then
Speaker 3: in September, September fifteenth, I am back on tour and
Speaker 3: it's the biggest show that I maybe have ever done
Speaker 3: on the road. It's at the Chicago Theater September fifteenth.
Speaker 3: It is a huge show that plays is a huge venue.
Speaker 3: I really want to sell it out. So if you're
Speaker 3: in the Chicago area, I would love to see you
Speaker 3: at that show. We will be doing meet and greets
Speaker 3: on you will be there. It's going to be so
Speaker 3: much freaking fun. And then the next night, we have Peoria, Illinois,
Speaker 3: if you're a little bit south of Chicago. We also
Speaker 3: have tons of dates including New Jersey, Vegas, I'm there
Speaker 3: with David Spade again, Minnesota, Calgary, California, all over California.
Speaker 3: Four dates in California, Milwaukee, Iowa, Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas. I'm
Speaker 3: going back to my college town Boston, Maryland, and it
Speaker 3: goes on and on. I'm not gonna read them all,
Speaker 3: but there's a bunch more coming up, and I'm so
Speaker 3: excited to see besties at them and for you guys
Speaker 3: to see all my new material, which is on top
Speaker 3: of a ton of new material from the last time
Speaker 3: you saw me. So and you could go to multiple
Speaker 3: shows and you're gonna get different shows for each show.
Speaker 3: I would say that the overlap will probably be like
Speaker 3: seventy percent at the most, but I tend to do
Speaker 3: different material at every show, so I hope to see
Speaker 3: you there.
Speaker 2: It's so much fun.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I've been having a lot more fun with
Speaker 3: stand up recently because I've been saturating myself in stand
Speaker 3: up comedy. As Brian hears every day because we hang
Speaker 3: out and I talk about we're analyzing stand up comedy
Speaker 3: and Brian is very analytical stand up comedy as well.
Speaker 2: I feel like we.
Speaker 3: You and you have listened to Like, I'm getting back
Speaker 3: into Louis c K. And I'm obsessed. I'm back on board.
Speaker 3: Here's my take. Are you ready for my problematic take?
Speaker 2: All right? Get a horn? Can we get the problematic take?
Speaker 1: Horn?
Speaker 3: That means but they're all the same, it's slightly different.
Speaker 3: That's a different hurts. Abby could tell you about it
Speaker 3: if he went to dinner with his friend again. That
Speaker 3: sounded had a slightly different hurts level. Okay, so Louis
Speaker 3: c K. I I didn't listen to him for very
Speaker 3: long because I've talked about this before. I really liked
Speaker 3: him for his honesty. That was always my favorite part
Speaker 3: about his stand up. And I felt like, wow, what
Speaker 3: he came out as having done is he's a liar,
Speaker 3: Like there was like a really seediness underneath all of
Speaker 3: this that we didn't know about, and it was, you know,
Speaker 3: and I didn't like his actions. I think that it
Speaker 3: was a little bit murky. I don't think that he's
Speaker 3: necessarily like the nicest person all the time to people
Speaker 3: from stories I've heard, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Here comes that same im. Sorry, I know here comes
Speaker 2: the take.
Speaker 3: If you go back and listen to his albums, I've gone,
Speaker 3: I've listened to every single album. I think there's been
Speaker 3: like ten or so, it's all there. No one should
Speaker 3: be surprised of what came out. It's all there. You
Speaker 3: should actually be surprised if he hadn't done this. And
Speaker 3: I'm not saying what he did was okay. I'm not condoning.
Speaker 3: Condoning is saying it's okay, right. I'm not saying that
Speaker 3: the women weren't right to feel violated and they weren't
Speaker 3: right to like we should not shame them in any way.
Speaker 3: Or I hope they have amazing careers and that coming
Speaker 3: out about it did not affect their careers. I think
Speaker 3: that's the saddest part about this is that like that's
Speaker 3: what they're known for now if you do know their names,
Speaker 3: and I hope that is I hope you don't know
Speaker 3: their names so that they have a separate career. But
Speaker 3: I or you know, just a separate identity away from
Speaker 3: this story.
Speaker 2: But if this guy did not.
Speaker 3: Jerk off in front of people based on what these
Speaker 3: you if you listen to these albums, there's just no
Speaker 3: way this guy. First of all, let me just say
Speaker 3: some of the things that he reveals in these albums,
Speaker 3: because it might have been a while for since you
Speaker 3: listened to him. His first experience of one of his
Speaker 3: first experiences with bad words, an old man approached him
Speaker 3: on the Who knows how true the story is, but
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's some level of truth to it. An
Speaker 3: old man came up to him at a very young
Speaker 3: age when he's like in kindergarten and was like, hey,
Speaker 3: little boy, you want to hear all the dirty words.
Speaker 3: And of course he's like, yeah, of course. And so
Speaker 3: the guy's like pussy ash, a fuck, cunt, shit, fart,
Speaker 3: and he told him all, dick, you know whatever, cunt
Speaker 3: and I think I said cunt twice, but probably, and
Speaker 3: he was like okay, and then he learned him all.
Speaker 3: He was like, pussy ass, fart, cunt, shit, ask and
Speaker 3: he goes okay, And then he goes to kindergarten. He
Speaker 3: goes to his teacher, it's kind of a teacher, and
Speaker 3: he says all the words. He just goes up to
Speaker 3: her and says all the words right to her and
Speaker 3: she starts crying. And he said it was one of
Speaker 3: the greatest moments of his life. Oh okay, and so
Speaker 3: there we go. That's and I believe either I'm sorry
Speaker 3: or the one after I'm sorry where And then right
Speaker 3: after that bit, he goes into some people have weird
Speaker 3: sexual stuff and then everyone starts laughing. He's like, what
Speaker 3: do you mean someone he was like, you guys know mine.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows mine. Obama knows mine. He's like, he talks
Speaker 3: about it, but that is the genesis of it. A
Speaker 3: young age, he said something disgusting. He got pleasure from
Speaker 3: a woman being horrified, which leads him to be a
Speaker 3: comedian who says some of the most horrible things you
Speaker 3: could ever imagine.
Speaker 2: It makes a career off of it. That's why we
Speaker 2: love him.
Speaker 3: He was the first person to ever say that his
Speaker 3: kids were assholes, told a story about his wife giving
Speaker 3: him the status hand job in America, or you know,
Speaker 3: all these things. And then there's another story where he
Speaker 3: showed his penis to a girl with Down syndrome when
Speaker 3: he was ten years old. And I'm guessing that that
Speaker 3: age is a little old, bitch. I'm guessing that age
Speaker 3: is a little bit older than what he said.
Speaker 2: For the joke. If I was a betting woman.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, and the and so he said that
Speaker 3: he also the punchline to many of his jokes is
Speaker 3: jerking off onto the thing that he has just talked about.
Speaker 2: Almost in every album there is here is.
Speaker 4: Getting jerked off onto. You can from on my back
Speaker 4: and pretend that I'm your father mother. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 4: think what you're saying is like what Louis did is
Speaker 4: not acceptable, and that's bad. But you can't be surprised
Speaker 4: that the guy who's spent twenty years talking about how
Speaker 4: much of a piece of shit he is on stage
Speaker 4: is actually a piece of that.
Speaker 3: He's not just a sexual piece of shit, which he covers.
Speaker 3: He is a bad person in general. He tells us
Speaker 3: he's a bad person over and over. He has bad thoughts.
Speaker 3: He hates people, He hates a little kid. He wishes
Speaker 3: this little kid has the worst, Like he talks about
Speaker 3: for like seven minutes of four old that's in his
Speaker 3: daughter's class, who he fucking hates, and he does like
Speaker 3: a fake name for the kid. But he has evil, dark,
Speaker 3: twisted thoughts. All I'm saying is that, Nikki Glazer, you
Speaker 3: have no right to stand on this little stand on
Speaker 3: your hill and say my soapbox and say I don't
Speaker 3: like him anymore because he was an honest He's telling
Speaker 3: you the whole time, that's not a reason to not
Speaker 3: enjoy his comedy anymore. He it's in line with who
Speaker 3: he was, and it's just funny to go back. I'm
Speaker 3: reading this Tornado Commoner book right now, and she says
Speaker 3: in it that you can read this book about me,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to tell you all these stories about songs,
Speaker 3: but if you want to know any everything about me,
Speaker 3: it's all in the songs. There's nothing here that will
Speaker 3: be any more indicative of who I am than the songs.
Speaker 3: Everything you want to know about me, listen to the songs,
Speaker 3: it's in the songs. And then someone else said that
Speaker 3: recently too, of like, oh, I think I was talking
Speaker 3: about Taylor Swift, and I'm like, I have this news
Speaker 3: stance with her where I don't want to know anything
Speaker 3: about her that she doesn't tell us. I'm tired of speculation.
Speaker 3: I don't want I don't want to even see paparazzi
Speaker 3: shots of her anymore unless she has, like called them
Speaker 3: to take a picture. I don't want to know anything
Speaker 3: that she isn't giving us because we are so lucky
Speaker 3: as Swifties to be privileged to so much information via
Speaker 3: her lyrics, so much she gives us.
Speaker 2: She is telling us so many little Easter eggs.
Speaker 3: If you put the puzzles together, if you do the
Speaker 3: research with other fans. She is letting us know all
Speaker 3: these things. She does like us speculating about lyrics and
Speaker 3: figuring things out and putting puzzle pieces together. And that's
Speaker 3: the joy of being a Swifty. It's not speculating about
Speaker 3: things that she hasn't given us. Let's respect her and
Speaker 3: be like very appreciative of all the stuff that she
Speaker 3: does give us, like diaries. She literally gives as like
Speaker 3: printouts of some of her diaries, so we don't need
Speaker 3: to dig any further. And I want to respect follow
Speaker 3: like going forward as.
Speaker 2: In my career, as Swifty.
Speaker 3: I just want to have that boundary for myself where
Speaker 3: I'm like, Okay, if Taylor didn't give it to me,
Speaker 3: I don't want it, yo, because.
Speaker 1: You didn't talk about Saturday night yet, did you.
Speaker 2: Well, here's my take.
Speaker 3: Everyone goes, how is Saturday night the same as the
Speaker 3: other eight? Exactly the same? And by that I mean
Speaker 3: every celebrity looking incredible. I know, yeah it was there,
Speaker 3: there's so many celebrities, but how I see any Heime
Speaker 3: was amazing. They put on such a good show as
Speaker 3: an opening band, and so did Gail. G A y
Speaker 3: l E was so good, but Heime was fucking They're
Speaker 3: just rock stars. There's no one cooler. I just looked
Speaker 3: over at Esther and I go was like, can you
Speaker 3: imagine being this cool? Like shredding on guitar with a
Speaker 3: fucking crop top on and looking hot as fuck but
Speaker 3: not sexy, but like also not too sexy, and just
Speaker 3: they're just cool.
Speaker 2: It's just it's they're.
Speaker 3: The coolest girls ever in to perform with your sisters
Speaker 3: and to have like these fucking amazing songs, it was
Speaker 3: just like I think I'd envy their lives more than
Speaker 3: almost anyone. And to have Taylor Swift go like these are.
Speaker 2: My best friends.
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh my god, I want to
Speaker 3: be ahim sister so bad. But yeah, let me just
Speaker 3: say Taylor show shows. People keep going what's your favorite one?
Speaker 3: The only difference between the shows is who I go
Speaker 3: with and where I'm seated, So that's the only time
Speaker 3: the show will be better than another show because.
Speaker 2: She's a so so fucking consistent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the secret songs do make it better, but I
Speaker 3: would say the biggest factor is where I'm sitting it
Speaker 3: is and who I'm with.
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like you guys said so much fun.
Speaker 3: She's adorable, she dances so well, she's so cute. She
Speaker 3: was just really into my reactions, you know, I don't know,
Speaker 3: she was just laughing at everything I said. Like at
Speaker 3: one point she was like, I put this on my
Speaker 3: Instagram story because she wrote it out. But she was like,
Speaker 3: so do you do you think you're gonna go to
Speaker 3: another show of hers? And I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: know if I can make it Wednesday, like this week
Speaker 3: is kind of and she was like not this week
Speaker 3: like and I was like, no, then the answer is yes.
Speaker 2: It was like, that's so funny. You thought I met
Speaker 2: this week. Of course you wouldn't.
Speaker 3: This is such a like it's an extreme hassle going
Speaker 3: down there, getting down there, it's like hours of your life.
Speaker 4: Oh, fis rough.
Speaker 2: It's rough.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Have you been there for football games? I've no What
Speaker 2: have you been there for? Billy Joe? What do we doing?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 4: I just heard that it's rough based on everyone whatever
Speaker 4: one else's time. I'm going there this year, and everyone's
Speaker 4: like it's a nightmare getting out of there. And I
Speaker 4: just know from other football games in the area before
Speaker 4: so far existed that just getting out is you have
Speaker 4: to leave in like the third quarter in order to
Speaker 4: get out. Yeah, that's what I did for Taylor.
Speaker 3: We left after Anti Hero, which I know people are going, Oh,
Speaker 3: Swift Ties are like, you left before. That means we
Speaker 3: missed Midnight Rain, Karma, Vigilante Shit, and uh Mastermind, So
Speaker 3: we missed most of Midnight's But I've seen all of
Speaker 3: those before. I've never seen Karma in full because I
Speaker 3: always leave before Karma. You gotta leave during Karma. You guys,
Speaker 3: if you go to a Taylor Swift concert, save yourselves
Speaker 3: hours in traffic and by the way, you stationary for
Speaker 3: three and a half hours that night, just you know,
Speaker 3: rocking back and forth when you get to finally leave. Noah,
Speaker 3: you did this with me. Yes, when you're leaving, it's
Speaker 3: fun to skip to the song. It's like fun to
Speaker 3: like move in a different way to the song and
Speaker 3: you can't see her, but there's nothing she's doing that
Speaker 3: she hasn't done the whole show. You've seen her thought,
Speaker 3: you've been watching for three and a half hours. She's
Speaker 3: not gonna move in a way that's new. I understand
Speaker 3: people being completionists, and like I got to see it
Speaker 3: to the end. You're not missing I promise you you're not
Speaker 3: missing it. I haven't seen I watched you know, swift
Speaker 3: talk or like swift reels that come up. No one's
Speaker 3: clipping the very end of the show. It's not the
Speaker 3: stand up part of the show. It's I know Taylor
Speaker 3: would probably be disappointed to hear me say this, but
Speaker 3: you gotta leave after the first verse of Karma, see
Speaker 3: a little bit of it, and then you are gonna
Speaker 3: get such a you're gonna not be in traffic for hours.
Speaker 3: And so if I was terrible getting out of it,
Speaker 3: so we but we left very early, and we still
Speaker 3: struggled with uh, a little bit of like.
Speaker 4: Already on the top of LA traffic. No matter what's happening,
Speaker 4: LA has got terrible traffic. And then if you have
Speaker 4: like the most seminal concert experience of our generation occurring
Speaker 4: in downtown or an ingle, whatever it is, it's going
Speaker 4: to be a disaster. But I do think you should
Speaker 4: go to one more Taylor Swift concert at least because
Speaker 4: you got to hit ten. I mean, if you're at nine,
Speaker 4: you've got to hit ten. You're never gonna question yourself.
Speaker 3: Final thought, there's no question I'm going to ten shows.
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to use this opportunity in her
Speaker 3: international tour to give into what my boyfriend likes, which
Speaker 3: is traveling and I don't like. But I think that
Speaker 3: this is the I think it was either his idea
Speaker 3: or it had to be one of our ideas. But
Speaker 3: to now knock out both of the things we love
Speaker 3: together and I'll go to Singapore, but now I'm going
Speaker 3: there to see Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: It makes more sense.
Speaker 3: But I will say that the show can't change for
Speaker 3: me anymore. It's like I can't I've been as close
Speaker 3: as I could possibly sit. I've been in the best
Speaker 3: seat in the whole house. I've seen it.
Speaker 2: I know it.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see whatever they're filming, because they
Speaker 3: were filming in so far. I can't wait to see
Speaker 3: it that up close, where like the little Rover camera
Speaker 3: is on stage with her as she's like doing my
Speaker 3: tears ricochet and you know, walking down like in a procession,
Speaker 3: and then she falls to the ground and it's like
Speaker 3: right in front of her. I can't wait to get
Speaker 3: up in her face when she's doing that scene. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's let me ask you a question, Those shows are
Speaker 3: different except the secret songs.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you if let's say three years from now, four
Speaker 4: years from now, you were talking to somebody and you
Speaker 4: were like, I went to the Error's tour ten times,
Speaker 4: and then they're like, oh my god, yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: I went seventeen times. How would you feel like it?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't like it because I want I heard there's
Speaker 3: someone on a Taylor sweat from Bess's board that said,
Speaker 3: who who's gone the most times of you guys? That
Speaker 3: you guys have heard of you asking other fans, and
Speaker 3: someone said there's a girl on TikTok who's been like
Speaker 3: to thirty eight. So I'm not going to touch that girl,
Speaker 3: but I am going to. I think the more I go,
Speaker 3: the funnier it is, Like I'm trying to hit the
Speaker 3: funniest number that makes people go what the fuck? Like
Speaker 3: I say on stage, like I'm talking about, you know,
Speaker 3: not freezing my eggs and all the money you save,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, and that's why I've been to see
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift eight times and people laugh and I go
Speaker 3: and that's not an exaggerated number. It's literally eight times
Speaker 3: this year. And people kind of go like it's kind
Speaker 3: of shocking, and so it's fun. I'm in this really
Speaker 3: fun stage of telling people where they go have you
Speaker 3: seen I'll wear like a shirt and they're like, have
Speaker 3: you seen her yet? And I go eight times and
Speaker 3: they go oh, and I go this year nine times total,
Speaker 3: one time in twenty thirteen, and then ten years later
Speaker 3: eight nine more times.
Speaker 2: So ye Kasey missed it.
Speaker 1: Check out the New York Times article where Nikki Glazer
Speaker 1: is mentioned a number of times that was really good.
Speaker 2: It was exciting.
Speaker 4: Nicky Glazer is mentioned eight times.
Speaker 2: I was really three. It was awesome.
Speaker 3: The guy that was so random because he came up
Speaker 3: to us at the Kansas City Show. I was there
Speaker 3: with Kirsten, my sister, and Kat and I went to
Speaker 3: take a picture with a fan and then this guy
Speaker 3: was just holding his card and was like, I'm just
Speaker 3: interviewing fans and I'm like, oh, okay, I'm NICKI guys
Speaker 3: arm comedian and he was like, oh, I know you,
Speaker 3: and I was like and then we talked later on
Speaker 3: the phone here you know, weeks later, and he followed
Speaker 3: up on some stuff.
Speaker 2: And it was cool because that.
Speaker 3: Article interviewed Billy Joel to talk about like another musician
Speaker 3: commenting on things, herb Albert to comment on her breaking
Speaker 3: his record. He's a trumpet player breaking his record, and
Speaker 3: then another I think Shania Twain to comment on the
Speaker 3: touring and how she's another person that's touring so and
Speaker 3: then me as the representative of the fans. I was
Speaker 3: the only one that was like a fan that was
Speaker 3: quoted to represent the experience.
Speaker 2: So that was so cool.
Speaker 3: And I think they would have just used a norm
Speaker 3: which kind of sucks for that normy that would have
Speaker 3: been picked. But it was fun and it wasn't something
Speaker 3: that I was like, I gotta get my publicist to
Speaker 3: get me in with the New York Times.
Speaker 2: I need to quote.
Speaker 3: It all happened from just happenstance from me going to
Speaker 3: enough shows that I ran into a reporter and he
Speaker 3: happened to be sitting in our same row. I mean,
Speaker 3: it was really weird. It was not planned at all.
Speaker 3: But if I was an outsider looking in. I'd be like,
Speaker 3: oh she called and like use some in to get in,
Speaker 3: and I did not.
Speaker 4: It was dumb luck, serendipity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was something like that.
Speaker 4: Billy Joels my Taylor Swift. I'm glad he was in
Speaker 4: that article.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said going to his final concert.
Speaker 4: I went to see him last in November of last
Speaker 4: year or so in at MSG. I'm a billy, I'm
Speaker 4: a piano manatee.
Speaker 2: Do you leave?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 2: That's so funny. Do you leave early?
Speaker 4: No, we didn't leave early. Getting out of MSG as
Speaker 4: a breeze. I mean, you just have to deal with
Speaker 4: the train. It's just you walk out. That's why New
Speaker 4: York City is so amazing. It's like, yeah, you're at
Speaker 4: Madison Square Garden where there's tens of thousands of people
Speaker 4: all in the same spot, and then you walk out
Speaker 4: and it's like, yeah, this is the same amount of
Speaker 4: people that's always here. We're prepared for.
Speaker 3: This, whereas Minnesota with Noah, because we walked from our hotel.
Speaker 3: If you can walk to the venue, you can stay.
Speaker 3: We still left a little early because I just have
Speaker 3: that anxiety. Yeah, that was the easiest leaving experience.
Speaker 5: Yes, we didn't get caught up in like mobs of
Speaker 5: people or anything, and we got to like see all
Speaker 5: the fun stuff that was happening at said, do you
Speaker 5: remember when we were walking to the hotel and we
Speaker 5: saw her like car with like all the police cars
Speaker 5: around it.
Speaker 2: Yes, she had the police escort out. Yes.
Speaker 3: People are always like how does she get out because
Speaker 3: the traffic is insane by the time she's leaving the show,
Speaker 3: I don't I would think helicopter most of the time,
Speaker 3: but we saw police escort. Yeah, So I'll go again.
Speaker 3: And it's the same performance every time. It is perfection.
Speaker 3: She doesn't do one thing wrong. Sometimes her dress like
Speaker 3: we'll snag on something and you go woo. But my
Speaker 3: favorite part now was that. So there's a moment that
Speaker 3: she does differently now where it's like there's this song
Speaker 3: called the One and she's like, you meet.
Speaker 2: Some woman on the Internet and take her.
Speaker 3: Home, and that's like the album version, but in the
Speaker 3: in the stadium she goes you meet some woman on
Speaker 3: the Internet and take her home, and everyone fucking starts
Speaker 3: screaming when she just changes it to take her home,
Speaker 3: and then esther looked at me like what happened? And
Speaker 3: I go she changed a note and.
Speaker 2: Lost their goddamn mind over it.
Speaker 5: How like you know, like exactly where Taylor is going
Speaker 5: to be on the stage. It's it's the same thing
Speaker 5: that I was like so impressed with that, you like
Speaker 5: understand the choreography and how the show operates and the production.
Speaker 2: It was that's like really cool. Yeah, it is funny
Speaker 2: to just it.
Speaker 3: It's really fun to just look at esther when a
Speaker 3: song ends, and then just look over her exactly as
Speaker 3: the news song starts. I'm like, you us somebody I
Speaker 3: don't know, and she's like, how you don't know? That
Speaker 3: was coming out of that exact moment, or like those
Speaker 3: little moments. There was another one where oh god, what
Speaker 3: was it.
Speaker 1: I like that she was like go ahead, yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Or she's like Nikki told me, don't even bother filming
Speaker 1: because I know all the angles and I'll get it all.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: I gave my friends this thing of like, let your
Speaker 3: friends film, because your friends are gonna film no matter
Speaker 3: what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Take it in.
Speaker 3: Do not be stuck on your phone trying to get
Speaker 3: the perfect thing, because you're missing so much. I can
Speaker 3: now miss stuff because I've been to enough. Let me
Speaker 3: just get the good stuff. And for the love of God,
Speaker 3: if you go to a Taylor Swift show, unless you're
Speaker 3: on the floor in the first like nine rows, film
Speaker 3: the screens.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 3: There's someone that is capturing the perfect angle of her
Speaker 3: at all times on this gigantic, perfect HD screen. Film
Speaker 3: the screen. Don't film her. It's your camera is shitty,
Speaker 3: it's not gonna look as good. Trust the screens. You
Speaker 3: can just leave it static on the screens. You don't
Speaker 3: have to follow her. Film the screen and also change
Speaker 3: the aperture or like the lighting on your side.
Speaker 4: Luis c k joke about that we're like at a
Speaker 4: baseball stadium when like someone hits a home run and
Speaker 4: then you see all the flashes of people's cameras, like.
Speaker 2: Like their flashes, like flash's.
Speaker 4: Gonna light up Yankee stadium.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love that.
Speaker 3: You see so many people's flashes on you're just like,
Speaker 3: oh God. But there was a moment when she did
Speaker 3: her secret songs on Saturday Night, which are the two
Speaker 3: songs that she you know, is always gonna be a
Speaker 3: random thing, and everyone's just waiting with baited breath, like
Speaker 3: what's it gonna be and I got it wrong when
Speaker 3: I was with Noah because I saw the capo and
Speaker 3: I go, it's gonna be Cornelia straight because it was
Speaker 3: on the fourth fret and I was like uh. And
Speaker 3: then the other night she puts it on the fourth
Speaker 3: front and I just turned to esther. I go death
Speaker 3: by a thousand cuts and then I go saying goodbye
Speaker 3: and she goes saying goodbye.
Speaker 2: I was like, I got it. I nailed it. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: And then she also played You're on your Own Kid
Speaker 3: on piano, which was those those are my two like
Speaker 3: two of my favorite songs ever. It was the best
Speaker 3: two secret songs yet. I'm so excited. I was so
Speaker 3: excited about it. It was a great moment. But my favorite
Speaker 3: part of the show is the Illicit Affairs interlude into
Speaker 3: My Tears ricochet. That's always my favorite part of the show.
Speaker 3: And final answer on that, but yeah, I will say
Speaker 3: that I'm also in La people don't dress up as much.
Speaker 3: There were people going buck wild, but a lot of
Speaker 3: people are just like I just got these tickets from
Speaker 3: my friend at the radio station, like they.
Speaker 4: Were just like people. Too many people were connecting a reason.
Speaker 4: It's the reason so many comedy audiences in La suck.
Speaker 4: It's the same reason when you go to a comedy
Speaker 4: show in LA it's not as good as Denver, Seattle
Speaker 4: or whatever. It's because everyone you're fucking connected and over
Speaker 4: it and not wanting to be there.
Speaker 3: No one was wearing like there were people just dressed
Speaker 3: in like regular clothes. I will say Esther came in
Speaker 3: a d's track pants and a black shirt and nothing, pink,
Speaker 3: nothing but dazzled nothing. And she cause she just didn't
Speaker 3: get the memo she's she's the coolest person ever. She
Speaker 3: either didn't get the memo or didn't care. But she
Speaker 3: saw me in my sparkly dress. We met up and
Speaker 3: she just was like, she.
Speaker 2: Goes, do you do you always do this? You always
Speaker 2: dress up like this? And I was like, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: kind of like what you do. She was just like
Speaker 2: so weird. I was like, it's kind of like Halloween
Speaker 2: for me. I don't know, I really like it.
Speaker 1: She was like, Okay, did you want to give her
Speaker 1: heads up at all?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I thought, she's not. She doesn't give a fuck. Dester's
Speaker 3: the coolest person ever. You gotta follow it. Monster on Instagram. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I don't get he needs to dress up like
Speaker 3: I don't think she would have.
Speaker 2: She didn't care.
Speaker 3: She's just like she's the coolest person i've I might know.
Speaker 3: No offense to everyone. I know.
Speaker 2: The question of.
Speaker 1: Which celeberty you'd like to have dinner.
Speaker 3: With, I think it's none. Honestly, you can't think you know.
Speaker 3: Luis c k is actually my one right now.
Speaker 1: I know how that's gonna end.
Speaker 3: No, we don't, I really, I would said to Brian,
Speaker 3: I think I would want to like. I am very
Speaker 3: inspired by him and artistically. I know I'm gonna get
Speaker 3: shitped for this, but I shouldn't because you probably person
Speaker 3: who's getting mad at me listen to music from someone
Speaker 3: who's like beat a woman several times. But like everything,
Speaker 3: you know, everyone has done terrible things to There's so
Speaker 3: many men who have made things, produced things, been a
Speaker 3: part of things that you enjoy that have done terrible things.
Speaker 3: So back off about my interest in studying his brain
Speaker 3: and wanting his help with my next special I just
Speaker 3: want to, like, I wanna I want to just talk
Speaker 3: to him.
Speaker 2: I've just been studying.
Speaker 3: I've listened to ten of his albums in the past
Speaker 3: three weeks. I'd be interested in sitting down with them
Speaker 3: and talking about stuff and like asking about his process
Speaker 3: and possibly getting some help on my next special.
Speaker 2: So that's mine.
Speaker 4: I mean he is. He is probably the best stand
Speaker 4: up comedian of the last fifteen years. I mean he is.
Speaker 4: His stand up is miles above other people who are
Speaker 4: even great at stand up. It really is. That's why
Speaker 4: when this all came out, it was like, God damn it.
Speaker 4: It's like when Michael Jackson. You can't listen to Michael
Speaker 4: Jackson anymore. It's like, God damn it, because you can't.
Speaker 4: It was the best, It was the best everything. No
Speaker 4: one listening to a Luis k Our special. No one
Speaker 4: does what he does to me when I'm listening their
Speaker 4: stand up special. Maybe with Teresa O'Neil or something, but
Speaker 4: that's it.
Speaker 2: Yes, But no one changes the way I think about
Speaker 2: the world. No one. I'm constantly flooded by things. Every day.
Speaker 3: I am like, oh my god, that's that one thing
Speaker 3: that Louis said, and like, it makes me look at
Speaker 3: that differently, It makes me think of it validates a
Speaker 3: lot of fears I have about motherhood. It also makes
Speaker 3: me feel a little bit like sad about some of
Speaker 3: the things I feel about motherhood and missing out on that.
Speaker 3: It makes me feel appreciative to be a human being
Speaker 3: and to not complain about stuff as much like he
Speaker 3: just he's a I think, a modern day philosopher, and
Speaker 3: I think and also more honest than most people will
Speaker 3: ever get with the inner workings of their psyche. And
Speaker 3: I'm I'm fucking into it, and I want to be
Speaker 3: able to do that. But not everything he does, but
Speaker 3: I want to be able to do and I want
Speaker 3: to learn from that. So I guess that's who I
Speaker 3: would go to lunch with. And that's my problematic take.
Speaker 1: I said it, that's a good answer. One of my
Speaker 1: favorite jokes of his is the thing about why do
Speaker 1: we count the years the way we do? It's like
Speaker 1: we're just plodding on from the years zero, like Jesus, Jesus,
Speaker 1: like everything is BC or a D. I loved that
Speaker 1: whole way that he put the lays that out. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it makes me think, like, why the
Speaker 1: fuck do we count the years this way.
Speaker 4: It's the only comedian that I frequently reference, not because
Speaker 4: of their jokes, but because of an idea that he
Speaker 4: had that makes me think of differently. And then I
Speaker 4: say this phrase maybe like once every two weeks. I go,
Speaker 4: especially when I'm in a not polite company, I go,
Speaker 4: not to bring up Louis c K. But Louis c
Speaker 4: K has a joke that says blah blah blah. I
Speaker 4: say that like every two weeks.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm saying it now too, now that I'm more
Speaker 3: like versed in what he says, I say it all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 2: I think about him.
Speaker 3: I say it every time I travel and there's a delay,
Speaker 3: I think of Louis c K. And how you get
Speaker 3: to fly through the air miraculously like a bird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you get to go, you know, I just think of
Speaker 3: I always just go. You get to fly through the
Speaker 3: air miraculously like a bird. Don't complain about fucking anything
Speaker 3: that happens right now. You have no idea even the
Speaker 3: big you can't. I like that the right He has
Speaker 3: a bit about like, you know, there's a delay for
Speaker 3: forty five minutes. He's like, that's someone's story. People will
Speaker 3: stop doing the dishes to be like you were delayed
Speaker 3: for forty five minutes, Like that's a story. He was like,
Speaker 3: can you imagine the right, brothers. Hearing about that now
Speaker 3: and being like, wait, they were delayed for forty five
Speaker 3: we shouldn't even bother.
Speaker 2: Let's not do this.
Speaker 3: Is like that idea is so fucking good and really
Speaker 3: change the way I see the world, and and yeah,
Speaker 3: he but he did make a point that he says,
Speaker 3: don't jerk off and don't ask people. He was like,
Speaker 3: don't jerk off in front of people, and even if
Speaker 3: you ask them and they say yes, don't don't do it.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when he said that, Brian.
Speaker 4: To me personally or on the special? I do remember that.
Speaker 4: I do remember that he did. He did address it.
Speaker 4: He did address that briefly, but not and I'm sorry
Speaker 4: so much. But on the next one, but I don't
Speaker 4: remember exactly.
Speaker 2: That's what he said.
Speaker 3: He was like, don't jerk off in people, even if
Speaker 3: you ask them, don't do it because they might be
Speaker 3: saying yes and they don't mean yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about that. That kind
Speaker 4: of feels like just an excuse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm not going to say anything further on that,
Speaker 3: but I do at what point do you not trust
Speaker 3: a yes?
Speaker 1: Here's how I really to that, And I can't speak
Speaker 1: because I will say, well, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: in such a position of power, but I just got
Speaker 1: in trouble for doing something that was someone asked me
Speaker 1: to help them downsize their their home and I did,
Speaker 1: and then I had just heard back that I got.
Speaker 1: Now I have a bad reputation for doing that, like
Speaker 1: I coerce them into downsizing their home, and it just
Speaker 1: goes to show you no good deed goes unpunished because
Speaker 1: I definitely did not coerce. But now I am known
Speaker 1: as the person that like talk to someone and just
Speaker 1: doing something they did they did not.
Speaker 3: You asked them like do you want some help with
Speaker 3: this thing? And they said yes, And now.
Speaker 1: You may yes.
Speaker 3: That's what that's a similar exactly, Luis, It's not it's
Speaker 3: not well, it sounds like that person said yes. And
Speaker 3: this is what their argument is is they said yes
Speaker 3: because they felt like if they said no, you would
Speaker 3: be mad at them or.
Speaker 2: Like they would be disappointing.
Speaker 1: I had power that I didn't realize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but do everyone.
Speaker 3: And this brings into the Lizo thing like Lizzo with
Speaker 3: those dancers is I don't think.
Speaker 2: She's aware of her power.
Speaker 3: She's someone who doesn't even think of that that way,
Speaker 3: which she should, and that's not to excuse her. Everyone
Speaker 3: should can consider their privilege and their power when they
Speaker 3: do something. I have to do it often too, because
Speaker 3: I employ friends, and sometimes I'll say something that I'm like, Wait,
Speaker 3: you don't have to answer that, because you might feel
Speaker 3: like I might fire.
Speaker 2: You if you don't like. But if you can, you
Speaker 2: can always say no.
Speaker 3: But do you have to remind people of that all
Speaker 3: the time or do you have to always just never
Speaker 3: ask those things? I don't know what the answer is.
Speaker 3: All I know is do you guys want to watch
Speaker 3: me masturbate right now? I have to thank you guys
Speaker 3: for listening to the show. We will be back tomorrow
Speaker 3: with more Nicki Glazer podcast. Come see me on tour
Speaker 3: Nicki glazer dot com for all the dates and tickets,
Speaker 3: and Dumpika and.
Speaker 2: Just ignore like half of the podcast.
Speaker 3: And then if you're upset and promise, and I'm a
Speaker 3: good person, I promise, and maybe I'm problematic, just to
Speaker 3: just DM me everything that you're upset with me about.