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Speaker 1: The Nick Agliser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nick Glaser, here's Nikky. Hello here, I am welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 3: It's Nicky Glazer podcast, coming at you live from California,

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Speaker 3: where three out of four of us are.

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Speaker 2: Do I hear it's on the airplane an airplane mode.

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Speaker 1: That's probably outside my window. I'm in Studio City, twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes from Burbank Airport, forty minutes from Lax where they're

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Speaker 1: striking today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they're striking at Lax.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah, workers in LA are striking today. This is

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Speaker 1: the new thing. All workers LA workers are striking, and

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Speaker 1: I believe it's.

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Speaker 2: Sweet all workers in LA.

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Speaker 1: I can read it to you, but I do not

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Speaker 1: know for sure.

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Speaker 2: I think LA. You work for the United States Postal Service. Yes,

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Speaker 2: your shirt.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I can tell you this. The United States Postal Service.

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Speaker 3: For those of you not watching on YouTube, which is most.

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Speaker 4: Of you, definitively, the United States Postal Service will be

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Speaker 4: delivering the mail today. You will get your packages, your

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Speaker 4: birth control, your everything you need.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I know that the UH, the Union of Flight Attendants,

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Speaker 4: did strike with the writers and actors this week, but

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Speaker 4: they were not working. But yeah, the La City workers

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Speaker 4: stage one day strike impacting services. Thousands of city workers

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Speaker 4: in Los Angeles are taking part in a one day

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Speaker 4: strike to bring attention to what they describe as unfair

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Speaker 4: labor practices and the city's failure to bargain in good faith.

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Speaker 4: So that means that, uh, let's see who who is there.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna traffic services such as, oh, no parking enforcement.

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Speaker 4: That means you can park wherever the fuck you want

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Speaker 4: today and you will not get a ticket. Public public

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Speaker 4: swimming pools closed, there will be no trash pick up.

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Speaker 4: It's just going to be delayed one day. If you

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Speaker 4: call three one one, yeah, three one one, they're not

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Speaker 4: going to pick up. Oh what a change. Police, fire, paramedics,

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Speaker 4: they're not affected.

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Speaker 3: By It's like to call three one one. But I'm

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Speaker 3: guessing when I called nine one one in my own

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Speaker 3: city of Saint Louis, it was a busy signal, which

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Speaker 3: I haven't heard since.

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Speaker 4: You serious beep d D.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I really haven't heard that since nineteen ninety

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Speaker 3: four when I was calling Kirsten Florman and her dad

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Speaker 3: was on the phone or something like. You don't hear

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Speaker 3: busy signals anymore except on nine.

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Speaker 2: One one.

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Speaker 1: You're in Detroit. There, you just can't get into it.

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Speaker 2: Rings and rings and rings.

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Speaker 4: And why were you calling nine one one?

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Speaker 3: Well, in Saint Louis, I accidentally called. I think I

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Speaker 3: might have these backwards. But there was one time I

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Speaker 3: called because of a traffic collision somewhere. I think that

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Speaker 3: was in Detroit. Yeah, we witnessed a traffic incident where

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Speaker 3: a car was just zooming down the highway at like

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Speaker 3: one hundred miles an hour, and then we heard a

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Speaker 3: crash ahead of us right on you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you were with Andrew and you guys

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Speaker 1: both tried to get through and then we were there.

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Speaker 1: You guys were writing rose jokes for Detroit, and she

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, one of the statistics is that it's

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Speaker 1: the hardest city to get connected with my weight time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that's right, And I experienced it.

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Speaker 3: And then the other time I accidentally, you know, on

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Speaker 3: your phone and you like press a certain button, it'll

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Speaker 3: like start calling the emergency when you press nine to

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Speaker 3: one one and then send.

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Speaker 1: When you hit the button a few too many times.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think that's yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I accidentally did that and it was a bit

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Speaker 3: and I was just like oh, I got a calling

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Speaker 3: nine one one, and then it started being busy signal

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Speaker 3: and I was like, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then you know.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes when you're on your phone and like, uh, it

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Speaker 4: at o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, what know. I accidentally facetimed.

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Speaker 3: Someone the other day and it was humiliating because it

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Speaker 3: another person, and so I like it, and it just

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Speaker 3: started FaceTime videoing them from my car, humiliating. I was

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Speaker 3: hoping they didn't have my number saved. I don't think

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Speaker 3: they did. They were probably just like that's a weird

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Speaker 3: I had known, it was me, what do you do?

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Speaker 3: I mean, you just text and go sorry, that was

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Speaker 3: a mistake. I would say. I'm going to actually say

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Speaker 3: that whenever I get a FaceTime from someone, I think

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Speaker 3: I think most of ninety percent of the time it

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Speaker 3: an aggressive move. And I'm not the first to say this.

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Speaker 3: This is like very memorable. Everyone knows facetiming is weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's not right and you need to warn the person.

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Speaker 2: And it's astag act. Yeah, did you know do I

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Speaker 2: have anyone in your life does it?

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Speaker 4: There's two people, two groups of people in your life

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Speaker 4: that can FaceTime at will without incident, and that is

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Speaker 4: your significant other if they want, or a family member

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Speaker 4: like my brother facetimes me all the over, calling me

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Speaker 4: all the time because he wants to show me my

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Speaker 4: niece I like playing in like and you gotta film

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Speaker 4: them and then you know. So Other than that, though

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Speaker 4: it's pretty crazy. Sometimes I do get a stray FaceTime

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Speaker 4: from a friend or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just start having a bipolar episode.

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Speaker 3: It's like when I get a friend who my friends

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Speaker 3: who do FaceTime me they struggle with bipolar disorder. And

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Speaker 3: I'm not judging people that have that, obviously I struggle

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Speaker 3: with mental illness. But it's a clear cut signing something's

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Speaker 3: going on if you know it.

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 2: There's other things too. My friend always said that.

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Speaker 3: People who she worked in a mental hospital and was

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Speaker 3: often working with like actually criminals. She was a pathologist

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Speaker 3: for like criminals. This isn't Taylor, it's another friend of mine.

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Speaker 3: But she said that people with bipolar love unicorns, it's

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Speaker 3: a common thing. It's not like if you love unicorns,

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Speaker 3: you have bipolar. But like people with bipolar really just

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Speaker 3: gravitate towards that creature and become like kind of obsessed

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Speaker 2: So my niece Poppy, she's four, but I'm more I'm

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Speaker 2: just kidding so many. I told that to my sister.

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Speaker 3: She's like, great, Poppy, I'm like, no, she's a child

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Speaker 2: That's different than an adult being.

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Speaker 3: Like I like unicorns, which again no judgment, Like I

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Speaker 3: There's been times where I've thought I've had bipolar, but

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Speaker 3: I don't think I do, because it requires mania, which

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Speaker 3: I don't really have. I have the other one, but

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Speaker 3: I don't have the Like. Let's like sometimes I get

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Speaker 1: Really about unicorns that makes people bipolar? Do they think

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Speaker 3: I think they, Yeah, I think it's probably probably that

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Speaker 3: I don't. Yeah, I think I think something about reunicorns

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Speaker 2: I'm different.

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Speaker 3: I you know, unicorns are special, but they are mystical.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. There's not many of them.

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Speaker 3: They don't don't really exist, much like the thoughts in

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I have a friend who's a psychologist, and she told

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Speaker 4: me that sociopaths love paw patrol.

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Speaker 2: Is this really?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Just I was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Well I have a real statistic though.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what but it's not like people. I wouldn't be surprised.

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Speaker 3: You know, people are into like my little pony adult men.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's going to be a disorders the whole world. Okay, No, This.

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Speaker 1: Person who is not a clinical psychologist, but they do

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Speaker 1: work with children, and they say that trans children really

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Speaker 1: love Mermaids because it's like half and half, like that

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Speaker 1: are not they don't exist.

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Speaker 2: They don't.

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Speaker 3: People are like an afterthought. Mermaids genitals don't matter or

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Speaker 2: Their hair does.

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Speaker 3: They're pretty hair and they're seashell boobs Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Man, you gotta have big boobs if you're a mermaid,

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Speaker 4: but if you're.

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Speaker 3: I still felt like little Mermaid. I felt very That

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Speaker 3: definitely affected my body issues as a child, like Disney,

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Speaker 3: definitely the waste on Disney. We talked about Barbie. I'm

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Speaker 3: sorry I wasn't comparing myself to Barbie. I don't like

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Speaker 3: this whole narrative. I think I've already said it, but

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Speaker 3: of the Barbie movie being successful because they've got it

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Speaker 3: all wrong. People are like Barbie's successful because girls loved

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Speaker 3: movie to finish the story. They told themselves as children, No,

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Speaker 3: we did it. We're not that basic and stupid. We're

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Speaker 3: not like I like Barbie's and I want to be

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Speaker 3: little again. It's because it's directed by Greta Gerwig, who

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Speaker 3: who we like, it as Ryan Gosling, who we like.

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Speaker 3: It's a huge, but big budget movie that was marketed

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Speaker 3: to us like nothing else in the history of marketing.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's why it's not like we're all like these infantile,

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Speaker 3: successful for so now they're having like Polly Pocket movie

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Speaker 3: it's like they got it wrong if they think that

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Speaker 3: we're going to see this because we played with these

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Speaker 3: things as kids. Am I wrong about this? Like?

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Speaker 2: Did you go see Barbie?

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Speaker 4: Because you like Barbie's are stupid?

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Speaker 2: They're so so duffer everything they probably know.

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Speaker 3: But I think like the like the Press is like

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Speaker 3: globbing onto I don't glomming onto this idea that girls

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Speaker 3: love Barbie and that's why they went.

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Speaker 2: To see it.

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Speaker 3: It's like, no, because we have good taste in comedy

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Speaker 3: and we're eager for a female comedy because you haven't

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Speaker 3: given us one since Bride'smaids. You gave us a one

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Speaker 3: and you let us like that one and be like

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Speaker 3: it's actually good girls.

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Speaker 2: Finally like something that's good. Here's another thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, and now we have Taylor Swift that

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Speaker 3: you're all acknowledging is act actually good girls.

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Speaker 2: Actually we're onto this one. Okay.

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Speaker 4: It was the first. It was the first women forward

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Speaker 4: comedy that wasn't just a remake of a man forward comedy.

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Speaker 4: From the last thirty years. Oh yeah, and then yeah,

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Speaker 4: like all that Shiit, Reddi Gerwig and Margot Roby as

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Speaker 4: a team together is like, why would you not go

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Speaker 4: see that?

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Speaker 3: It was like, this is dua lipa and I'm singing

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Speaker 3: never talk about our struggles. I'm not saying that, but

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00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:15,400
Speaker 3: I did think Barbie handled the struggle as men well too.

440
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 4: Life sucks for everything. It's just there's different degrees that sucks.

441
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,159
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess it's like if you have some

442
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,520
Speaker 4: privilege or whatever, that's nice, but like everybody likes to

443
00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,520
Speaker 4: uh it doesn't matter who you are. But everybody likes

444
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:33,720
Speaker 4: penned that their struggle and suffering is the worst one. Yes,

445
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,800
Speaker 4: and maybe they have over that. Maybe it is. But

446
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,480
Speaker 4: like everyone's got their thing, everyone's got their struggle, and

447
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 4: there's no group of people women, men, black, white, whatever

448
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 4: that is. Every single person is struggling more than every

449
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 4: other person in the other group. It's based on the individual.

450
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 4: That's what Martin Luther King said and did he no, No,

451
00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 4: that was just okay, poptrol. I feel like like in

452
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 4: closing this out, I.

453
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,680
Speaker 1: Just feel like, ready, I have so much more to.

454
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 2: No, but it's just this segment.

455
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 3: I just want to say that, Like, I know, we're

456
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 3: never supposed to be like you know, when you didn't

457
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 3: want to eat your food as a kid, your mom

458
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 3: would be like, there's starving kids in Africa, but there are.

459
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,479
Speaker 3: Can we all like we stop using that argument anymore

460
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 3: of like, but your struggle is your struggle, like your hangnail.

461
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 3: It sucks that your hangnails infected. Like you're allowed to

462
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 3: feel bad even though they're starving kids in Africa because

463
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 3: that's you, Like you don't know their struggle and this

464
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 3: is yours and it's enough. It's like, no, it's not.

465
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 3: There are starving kids in Africa. Be fucking grateful that.

466
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,159
Speaker 2: You know.

467
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,359
Speaker 3: I'm doing a bit right now about how hard it

468
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,199
Speaker 3: is for me to drink water, and like I'm always

469
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,240
Speaker 3: like thought, I need to drink more water. And it's

470
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 3: like there I read about a village where these girls

471
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 3: have to walk seven miles to go get water every

472
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 3: day for their village, right and this is like right

473
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,000
Speaker 3: now happening in South America somewhere I didn't even like

474
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 3: pay attention enough to know the exact place. And on

475
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:03,239
Speaker 3: the way they get couple times, not at once, like

476
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 3: a couple times there are gangs of men waiting to

477
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,199
Speaker 3: rape them. So there's this whole foundation to buy bicycles

478
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 3: for these women so that they can go faster to

479
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 3: get the water.

480
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh god, all they have is this

481
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 2: sawny and then I.

482
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 3: Have to put in these little like packets to make

483
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 3: it like you know, a fruity flavor so that I

484
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,359
Speaker 3: can drink more of it.

485
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,120
Speaker 2: And it's easy, and they.

486
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 3: Have to like put in packets so it kills like

487
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 3: a bacteria that will give them giardia and like give

488
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 3: them diarrhea. Until they die and like I'm like, oh,

489
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 3: what's that packet? And they're like, oh, this tastes like

490
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 3: shit and it's just to kill off the fucking worms inside.

491
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, is it like mango flavored? Like it's

492
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 3: just it's you gotta you have to check yourself.

493
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

494
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 3: Not every struggle deserves like everyone's sympathy all the time.

495
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 3: You do have to compare yourself to others. And I

496
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 3: think that actually is the worst thing to do, actually,

497
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 3: because you're not supposed to compare yourself.

498
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. Okay, we'll figure out

499
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 2: when we get that. All right, we're back Anya.

500
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 3: You had so much to say, You said so much

501
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 3: more to say, Okay.

502
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: Part of me is just like, well, Matt also agreed

503
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: with you that the speeches were a little too heavy handed.

504
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 1: He's like, I would have liked it more if it

505
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 1: wasn't so like and here's the moral of the story.

506
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 1: I would have liked here. I would have liked Barbie

507
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 1: to spend more time in the real world. I thought

508
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: that was really interesting. And all of a sudden, they like,

509
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: go back to Barbie Land. I was like, already, and

510
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: I wish Ryan Gosling wouldn't have done such a wink wink,

511
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: nudge nudge to the camera like I like him. I

512
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: like how Margaret Robbie stays in character as Barbie the

513
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 1: whole time. Where is I feel like Ken has this

514
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,479
Speaker 1: moment a lot with the camera where he's like, I'm

515
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,679
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling and I'm playing Ken and this is ridiculous.

516
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 3: I disagree with that, but I do understand that he

517
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 3: had more opportunities to kind of be ridiculous where it

518
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 3: broke his character because he we saw his internal struggle

519
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 3: of being like okay, Barbie, yeah, thanks, and then he'd

520
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 3: be like, oh, worried. There was more for he wasn't

521
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 3: just Barbie was just true to herself the whole time.

522
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 3: She didn't have a lot of internal moments of like, well,

523
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 3: I guess she did when she's like I'm thinking about death.

524
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 3: It was just And I liked when they went back

525
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 3: to Barbie lame because that's where everything was fucking crazy

526
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 3: and the real world was like not.

527
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 2: Really were not really how people act.

528
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 3: Although my friend Adam Ray is in he's one of

529
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 3: the cops when they get arrested, and he said they

530
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 3: shot like like so like it was like a seven

531
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 3: minute long scene, like it was such a long scene

532
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,239
Speaker 3: at the cops station that whittled down to like a

533
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 3: little little bit.

534
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 2: So I'm sure they shot a ton more did.

535
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 3: Someone actually told me that the best marketing of the

536
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 3: whole movie. It was a social media guy that I

537
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 3: know it runs a big social media company that you know,

538
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 3: does social media for networks and companies, and he said,

539
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 3: the best thing they did was when Ryan Gosling and

540
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 3: Margot Robbie were paparazzi filming that scene rollerblading in Venice,

541
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 3: and those shots came everywhere and they're those you know,

542
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 3: neon yellow or green, depending on your how your ic

543
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 3: thing icee things rollerblades outfits. She's in that song and

544
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 3: those pictures, because I remember when those pictures came out

545
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 3: and everyone was like, what the fuck is this? That's

546
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 3: so it's such a good idea. Call the paparazzi. That's

547
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 3: how you get things going.

548
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 4: Staged paparazzi moment like they didn't.

549
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was staged, but if it was,

550
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 3: it was brilliant. But it just ended up being like

551
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: such a good moment for them. And that's why celebrities

552
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 3: called paparazzi. I mean, it's my friend Esther, who I

553
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 3: went to Taylor Swift with this weekend. She does these

554
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,679
Speaker 3: really cool things on Instagram where she has someone just

555
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 3: take pictures from her across the street like a camera,

556
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 3: and it looks like paparazzi. She's obviously doing it. She's

557
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 3: not saying like this is paparazzi, but it's like they're

558
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 3: just done in that style, and it looks so much

559
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: cooler than like posing in like a you know, a

560
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 3: ring light.

561
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 2: It's so much better. And oh my god, I saw

562
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 2: the most depressing thing today.

563
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 3: There are AI models that take two seconds to make

564
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 3: that have millions of followers, maybe not millions, but thousands

565
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 3: and thousands, probably gonna be millions because they had an

566
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 3: one had one hundred thousand likes underneath her video or picture,

567
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 3: so that's like probably a million followers.

568
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 2: I didn't see it. And they are generating so much money.

569
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 3: These models that are all in bikinis that are like,

570
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 3: buy me a coffee, and men are like, I hope

571
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 3: you enjoy your coffee, and leading comments and like drooling

572
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 3: over these AI models that are just generating so much

573
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 3: it's real.

574
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: It's happening to make the money, go to elon.

575
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 2: To someone who's making the models.

576
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 4: There's a couple of pretty famous ones that have like

577
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 4: tens of millions of followers, and.

578
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 3: Do people know some people know those are these are

579
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 3: new ones that they don't know are AI?

580
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 4: They don't even know.

581
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 3: No, it is Justine Bateman's Instagram if you want to

582
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 3: see it. That's where I saw this, because she's obsessed

583
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: with AI and how it's taking over the you know,

584
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 3: movie industry and TV and just today.

585
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's there's also like AI porn, you know, like

586
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 4: there's AI porn stars now that you can follow, and

587
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 4: then they'll.

588
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 3: Be someone make a deep fake of me in a

589
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 3: gang bang for myself not to put out. But I like,

590
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe I don't need to do this

591
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 3: ever in my life. Maybe you please actually please don't

592
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 3: do that because I don't I really don't want to

593
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 3: see that. I really really I'm I was kidding when

594
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 3: I said that I will not watch it.

595
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: I won't stify need what why wouldn't it satisfy your

596
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: need to do it? Like it might?

597
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 3: Because I actually don't like watching myself. It's not like

598
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 3: I want to do a gang bang so I can

599
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 3: tape it and watch it back with my family and

600
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 3: be like remember that.

601
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 2: Like I want to.

602
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 3: I want to when I'm masturbating, when I'm gooning out,

603
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 3: it's because I'm I'm imagining it's happening, you know, I'm

604
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 3: not like imagining me watching it. You know.

605
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: Wait, so what's the point of doing it in real life?

606
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 1: You have this real desire to do it in real life?

607
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: Right, Well, what's the point of doing it in real life? Yeah?

608
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: Like what?

609
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 2: Because it's an experience I want to have.

610
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: But then you'll remember it and think back on it, right, Isn't.

611
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 3: That I don't want to do it in real life

612
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 3: because it's a huge risk of being recognized. And also

613
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 3: it's like scary because it's strange dicks that I don't know.

614
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 2: It can't really happen. It's like a thing that I know.

615
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,679
Speaker 1: Let's say you're in a parallel universe where you're safe

616
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: and it happens and it's completely safe.

617
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 2: Yes, Ai, it's like robots.

618
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's say you did do it. What isn't the

619
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: point of it? What is the point of you doing it?

620
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 3: It's the same point where people go vacationing. I go,

621
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 3: what's the point. You're just going to go there to

622
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 3: the cheets and itza and then you leave and like,

623
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 3: it's just the memory of it. I don't understand why

624
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 3: people do that, but they do it.

625
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: The memory of it, so you want to have it.

626
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 3: It's not the memory, it's the experience. I wouldn't think

627
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 3: back on it that much. I would hope. I think

628
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 3: it would haunt me. Actually, I would be like filled

629
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 3: with shame. I wouldn't want I would want to dump

630
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 3: it from my memory immediately, like I do going to

631
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 3: see museums.

632
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 2: I would just want I did it, so you.

633
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: Just bought the one time experience of it.

634
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 3: Maybe I would get addicted to it or something and

635
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: be like, oh, this is great. I want to do

636
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 3: it again. But it's be like going to six Flags

637
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: or something. Why do people do that for the thrill

638
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 3: of the moment.

639
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: Think an ai a deep fake or whatever of you

640
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: getting a bang Gang Bang.

641
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: You wouldn't like it because I don't. They wouldn't use

642
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 3: the right picture of me. There would be some picture

643
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: they would take a picture to generate. They always do

644
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 3: this whenever anyone uses it. Does deep fakes of me,

645
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 3: which is very generous and so sweet when they do

646
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 3: do it, but it's always a picture I really hate

647
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 3: of myself. So I have to watch this like version

648
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 3: of myself from twenty fourteen where I kind of looked.

649
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,719
Speaker 1: You didn't like your eyebrown.

650
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,239
Speaker 3: I just looked into a lesbian who has given up

651
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: on looking feminine, which is not what I was. Fine

652
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 3: for some people and I'm attracted to that, and I

653
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: think it's super hot on others, it doesn't. It didn't

654
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 3: suit me, and I was just trying. I don't know

655
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 3: what I was trying. I was just trying to be

656
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 3: like an anti like woman on TV and didn't wear

657
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 3: a lot of makeup, and it just I look, I

658
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 3: don't like those pictures, so they always use that and

659
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't watch this stuff.

660
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 4: Maybe there is a deep fake of you already. Have

661
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 4: you ever searched there.

662
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: Are deep fakes of me? My friend Brian Monarch makes.

663
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 4: Like me, is that what you're saying?

664
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 3: It probably will be eventually after I after people hear

665
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 3: this episode.

666
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: It's I think I probably.

667
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 4: Said to make I think, oh really, see.

668
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: No, Bryan, do not look that up.

669
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 4: Do not look that up.

670
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 3: Bran, I want that, and I say that I have

671
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 3: better boobs than any person that you could put me on,

672
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 3: and so I don't want you doing that because I'll

673
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 3: just be like her body is it? And you don't

674
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 3: have access to what my boobs look like really naked,

675
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 3: because there's no evidence of that out there, so.

676
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 2: You couldn't make a deep fake of my tits.

677
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 4: And I did not look at the video, but I

678
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 4: in five seconds of searching, I have found two deep

679
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 4: fakes of you getting banged.

680
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's out there. If you want to go

681
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 2: watch that, enjoy it, but it does not mean definitely do.

682
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 4: One of them is pretty you know, pretty standard Nicki

683
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 4: Glazer doggy style, so I don't.

684
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 3: Even look it that way. If they didn't even get

685
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 3: it right, that brings me no pleasure.

686
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 4: The second one is this one's pretty good Nicki Glazer,

687
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 4: the anal slut two point.

688
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that they nailed it from me.

689
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Speaker 3: There so onepials what is the stand for? I don't know, Uh,

690
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 3: maybe stare click and find out. I'm guessing the two

691
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 3: is a number two that.

692
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what?

693
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 2: This is also making a cameo.

694
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 4: This is good news for you this video the anal

695
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 4: two point oh was made too years ago. That means

696
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 4: you were worthy of an anal slut video two years ago.

697
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 3: I felt worthy of it for about five years, so

698
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 3: this tracks they were a little late. Yeah, I think

699
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 3: I've been open about being into anal sex for about

700
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 3: two years. Maybe No, My first thing I said about

701
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Speaker 3: it I think was twenty seventeen.

702
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,959
Speaker 2: So it's been. It's this has been. It's been a

703
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: long time coming. Thank you.

704
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 4: Also made seven minutes long?

705
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 2: And do can we.

706
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 3: See views before? Please don't click on it, but can

707
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 3: you see how many views? Uh?

708
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 4: I just I just xed out of it? But okay, good,

709
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 4: don't get I find it again?

710
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 2: Go back. It's going to cop Okay, god, I minutes?

711
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: What's the warm up? You're answering the door for the

712
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: pizza guy?

713
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 3: Well, seven minutes is typically the amount of time I

714
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,959
Speaker 3: like a video. That's about Sometimes when I'm searching on

715
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 3: porn videos, I do ten minutes plus because I want

716
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:56,479
Speaker 3: Usually if one video is hitting the right spots for

717
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 3: me in terms of like, oh I like what they're

718
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 3: doing to her there, there's gonna be an another part

719
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 3: of it that I like it too. The dynamic, but

720
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 3: the men are talkative. You guys know, I've been very

721
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 3: adamant about miking the men. We need to hear the

722
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 3: men say things and respond. I don't need to hear

723
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 3: them grown, but I want them to say things. I

724
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: hate when they're quiet. I don't really need to hear

725
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 3: the woman say anything. I kind of don't want her

726
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 3: to talk at all. I like, That's why I've definitely

727
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 3: looked up Bell Gagged because I'm just like, stop this

728
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 3: fake whining.

729
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 2: I don't like it. And so, yeah, I.

730
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 4: Have the views. I have the views if you want. Okay,

731
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 4: So Nikki Glazer Doggy Style not so great? Well, it's good, good, No,

732
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 4: this is good. Thirteen thousand, three hundred and nine views.

733
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 3: That's a lot of views for a video I didn't

734
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 3: know existed. And I'm that is a perfect amount. It

735
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,239
Speaker 3: doesn't feel like three Like if it was like two

736
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 3: hundred and ten, I'd be like, this has been up

737
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 3: for a while. But thirteen thousands perfect, that's okay.

738
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 4: And then Nikki Glaz th're the anal slut two point oh,

739
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 4: clocking in at thirty nine thousand, and seven hundred and

740
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 4: thirty four.

741
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 3: Okay, that one's Okay, I'm a little disappointed in how

742
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 3: that one's doing. Also, Nikki Lazer anal slut two point zero.

743
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 3: Someone leaked my special title. Also yes three point oh

744
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 3: just for.

745
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 4: Comparisons sake, Margot Roby master bass in stockings, really Margot

746
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 4: Roby Masterbates and stockings stockings. Oh no, no, no, she is

747
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 4: in front of a fireplace. But I don't think it's

748
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 4: Christmas game. Okay, ninety eighty, so you're only half.

749
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: That you're doing well?

750
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marcot, Robbie. Can we talk about these little like

751
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 3: pockets underneath her eyes? Do you guys know what I'm

752
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 3: talking about? She has quamies. And if you don't know

753
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 3: what quamis are, it's when your eye has like a

754
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 3: pocket underneath it that is almost matching the upper islet

755
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 3: and when they closed together, they look like little quams.

756
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 3: And I say quams because the first person in high

757
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 3: school that had this with his eyes was our friend's

758
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 3: boyfriend and his last name had was started with a

759
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 3: K and an R and but he also kind of

760
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 3: talked like dish, and so we called him qua And

761
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: so let's say his last name was Kramer.

762
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 2: We called him Quaima.

763
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 3: Because she talked to white dish because his jaw was

764
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 3: a little bit like tight, and so we called him

765
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 3: Crispy Kueima because well, actually his last name has the

766
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 3: word chris in it, so we called but we I

767
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 3: don't know why we called him crispy, but we know

768
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 3: we called him Crispy quamies and because he had quams.

769
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 3: But it was like, but she has quams too, she

770
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 3: do you know what I'm talking about? Look at what

771
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 3: your mother, Rubbie. There is a distinct what is that?

772
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 3: Can I get that?

773
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 5: Ms?

774
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to quam, I I do.

775
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 3: I went that little fold right there that makes you

776
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 3: go when you smile, like every one likes it now. Yeah,

777
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 3: but that's just like an old skin. No, no, no,

778
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 3: it's not youth there's but she has that going. That

779
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 3: is what makes her face so incredible. Is that little

780
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 3: extra line underneath her eye.

781
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 2: I think that's it.

782
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 1: My friend has it. She told me that French people

783
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 1: value that and they have they have these all these

784
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: rules for beauty and one of them is having the

785
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: quisby quam underneath. It's just a little pooch, a little pocket, yes, yeah,

786
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: pocket and beauty right under your eye, not a bag.

787
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 2: It's not no, not a bag.

788
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 3: It's the same color as your eyes, like as your

789
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 3: normal skin.

790
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 2: Everything is one color.

791
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,919
Speaker 4: It's in the same spot as a bag. Though.

792
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 2: Yes, you have kind of qispy quam going on right now.

793
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 3: You kind of have the margot Robbie Bryan me, No, Brian,

794
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 3: doesn't he have it?

795
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 2: Yes? No, no, it's not bags. You have it.

796
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 3: It's good little like it looks unda dust sy like

797
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 3: they're like they're the chorus in the background. US, Okay, yeah, yeah.

798
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 3: I analyzed her beauty NonStop in that movie, just like

799
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 3: staring at her face, marveling and being like how does

800
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 3: she do it? But it's some and she's like a

801
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 3: lovely person. Did you see that video of her like

802
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 3: doing sign language? You go, oh, Milly, I saw that

803
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: sweet and she knows all of her she knows asl

804
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 3: or Australian sign like whatever. It is, just like she.

805
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 3: I hate when perfect people just keep being perfect. That's

806
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 3: why I loved when Dua Lipa like kind of gave

807
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 3: a drab performance acting and.

808
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 2: I was just like, yes, a flaw. It just makes

809
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 2: me so happy.

810
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: But my friend Heather was like, give me a fucking break.

811
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: Margot Robbie is saying she speaks Asl is like me

812
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: saying I speak French and then singing.

813
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: For say it. People said it. She didn't say that,

814
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 2: she just like spelling.

815
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 3: No, I know it, I know it. She did some

816
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 3: stuff like it's sad. She said she knows Asl and.

817
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 2: Your friends yea or what you know?

818
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 4: That's cool?

819
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then I speak French.

820
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 3: Fish are well pretty people haven't really gotten the memo

821
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,720
Speaker 3: that they're ever bad at anything. And I'm guessing Margot

822
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 3: Robbie doesn't get a lot of feedback that's like you

823
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 3: need to work on that, you know, like there's show

824
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 3: us another draft, like I think that most and I don't.

825
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 3: She actually seems like a very well adjusted person and

826
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 3: kind person that doesn't seem obsessed with her looks like

827
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 3: other people just seem to be.

828
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: But I'm just guessing, so I do. I do really

829
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: like her.

830
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,720
Speaker 3: We were talking yesterday about who we would be friends

831
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 3: with in Hollywood? Is there anyone that like you would

832
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 3: want you honestly, if I said you have to go

833
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 3: to dinner with them tonight, you guys and people always

834
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 3: answer this, I would love to go to the And

835
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 3: it's like, I feel burdened by the idea of going

836
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 3: to dinner with a new person so much. It's one

837
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 3: on one with you and this person, and you're going

838
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 3: to be friends and it's a date. I'm thinking most

839
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 3: people would turn down most opportunities because it's so stressful.

840
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 3: You think you want to be friends with people because

841
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 3: of the acting roles they've played, But I don't think

842
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 3: you would like most people or like how they present

843
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 3: themselves on TV and stuff.

844
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 4: Is there anymore you know that because you've now befriended

845
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 4: many celebrities and have learned that they're just like regular people.

846
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 4: But I think for the average person that I think

847
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 4: they would jump at the opportunity to have dinner with

848
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 4: almost that celebrity.

849
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 5: We want to punish them with our fandom or do

850
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 5: we have to like act like proper people?

851
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 3: I think you, well, if that's what you want to do,

852
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 3: you have to act. You have to like try to

853
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 3: get them to be friends with you, Like you have

854
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 3: to honestly like be like we're going to start a friendship,

855
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 3: and this is someone that I want to hang out with.

856
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 3: I I don't know that there's really I think I'm

857
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 3: really Drake no new friends. I don't really want to

858
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 3: be maybe Jennifer Aniston, but even that seems to stress

859
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 3: me out. If I got like a message from her

860
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 3: being like she wants to have coffee, I would kind

861
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 3: of go, oh boy, like I'm going I'm gonna have

862
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 3: to be fake a little bit. I'm not gonna be

863
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 3: able to be totally myself.

864
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 1: And if she only goes to Coffee Beans and hates Starbucks.

865
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 2: I mean I could. I could.

866
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 3: I could get in with Coffee Bean, I can have half,

867
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 3: I can get a good to coffee anywhere Phil's.

868
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 2: I don't know what, oh what is that coffee Phils.

869
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 4: I think for most people, the idea of being fake

870
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 4: with Jennifer Aniston is perfectly acceptable. It's better than being

871
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 4: fake with like Sue, the girl he went to high

872
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 4: school with, you know, like that's the option. I would

873
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 4: choose Jennifer Anison every time.

874
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I know. But how many friends don't

875
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 3: like going to parties and stuff? You think you like

876
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 3: going to parties and then you don't want to go,

877
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 3: Like people always think they want to do things. But

878
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: let's like really just think about it in your mind tonight, listener,

879
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 3: you have to go to dinner with someone, you have

880
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 3: to get dressed up and feel like, Okay, I'm presenting

881
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 3: myself in the right way. Like doesn't don't people have

882
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 3: social anxiety? Why when the question of like who would

883
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 3: you have dinner with? The social anxiety flies out the

884
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 3: window when everyone's like Obama, Michelle, Beyonce and you're like,

885
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: you couldn't go to dinner with my boss the other night,

886
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 3: like now my girlfriend wants to go to dinner with Beyonce?

887
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 3: Like do you really would you really how would you

888
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 3: handle yourself? Do you really feel like you could hold

889
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 3: a good conversation with these people? Wouldn't you feel a

890
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 3: little bit like a burden? Don't you feel like you

891
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 3: might not really give a fuck about what they might

892
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 3: have to say and how self absorbed they probably are

893
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 3: based on I mean, they have to agree to this

894
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 3: dinner too, so that's true, Well, who would you think?

895
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 4: It's the same thing with Hall Passes, where it's like, yeah,

896
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 4: I'd fuck Hugh Jackman or whatever, and then it's like

897
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 4: but then you have to like go to dinner with

898
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 4: them before and then listen to their stories about how

899
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 4: they caught a shark, and then you get to have

900
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 4: sex with them, and then you gotta sit in bed

901
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 4: while they go like clean themselves in the bathroom, Like

902
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 4: are you willing to do all that?

903
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 3: I think even would actually that sex with your jack

904
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 3: that's different.

905
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: I do.

906
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 3: People have said to me like you're my husband's hall

907
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 3: pass when they like meet me at meet and greets,

908
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, I don't really know what to

909
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 3: do with that, Like do I guess they're throwing it

910
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 3: out there to be like if you wanted, we think

911
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 3: you're a slut.

912
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 2: You talked about it a lot on stage.

913
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 3: We heard that episode where you talked about gang bangs,

914
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 3: but I don't. I'm never gonna fuck a random person.

915
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 4: Ever.

916
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: My T shirt sold out and we should bring it

917
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: back in a new fund.

918
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: Nicky Glazer is my hall Pass?

919
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: That was a great T shirt.

920
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I only liked.

921
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 3: When girls bought it, though, when guys bought it, I

922
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: was like, you don't get the joke. This is for

923
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 3: people who are gay for me or girls who are

924
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 3: being ironic, like I would buy a Taylor switch is

925
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 3: my hall pass shirt? Because I'm not gay except for her. Really,

926
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 3: And I was talking the other day like someone came

927
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 3: Wayne Brady came out as pan sexual, and I was like, okay,

928
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 3: we got to google that.

929
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 2: Which one is that? I forget?

930
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 3: I didn't even get that far because then I said,

931
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 3: what is the sexual where you like men? And Taylor Swift?

932
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 3: Only that's what I am.

933
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: You'd only be like sexual homost sextual.

934
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: So who would you pick? Anya, who would you go

935
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 2: out to dinner with?

936
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 3: And I think you are on You're on board with this,

937
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 3: Like there's most people you've met, some famous people. It's

938
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 3: not many all it's cracked up to be, and it

939
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 3: kind of makes you nervous and you're just not like

940
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 3: I don't know.

941
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: I always like end up at a dinner and someone

942
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: famous is there, and I'm like, oh, okay. Like I

943
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: ended up at a dinner with John Mayer once and

944
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: there were four of us at the dinner including him,

945
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is the best kind of

946
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: situation where I didn't have time to get nervous and

947
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: I just didn't care at all. I found out like

948
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: on the way there, I had ten minutes maybe, and

949
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: then he was lovely and easy and you know, but

950
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: like a superstar, so the conversation is all about him, and.

951
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was talking about them, so you just

952
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 3: give them shit are you don't kiss their ass, You're

953
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 3: just yourself and then they kind of like that.

954
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: But that was that was an interesting I know I

955
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: would be friends with Nicole Richie, like if I was

956
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,479
Speaker 1: at a dinner with her, I know we'd get along.

957
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: Justine Bateman love because I like these people and I

958
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: feel like I kind of get them and I'm not

959
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: that starstruck by them, but i'd probably be super Aniston.

960
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 4: You'd be friends of them because you're not impressed.

961
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be excited to like go to dinner with

962
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: someone like esther though, because I've never met her and

963
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: I know her through you. But that's not like a

964
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: huge celebrity.

965
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 3: But that would be like fun friend that I'm willing

966
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 3: to be like, Okay, she's my newest like best like

967
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 3: eligible for best friend territory, where if someone I think

968
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 3: I would even I could even say like she's one

969
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 3: of my good friends and she would be okay with

970
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 3: me saying that, where.

971
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 2: She's nick uster have good like girlfriend dates.

972
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, we like I took her to the iHeartRadio Awards,

973
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 3: like she like I took her to We went to

974
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 3: another premiere together too. Yeah, we just do these little

975
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 3: one off dates and we have the best time. And

976
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 3: you know, there is that feeling though, when you go

977
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 3: out with a new friend, what you're like kind of

978
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 3: nervous and sometimes you're worried that the conversation isn't gonna

979
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 3: flow and you might run out of things to talk

980
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 3: about or you might offend. You're kind of like caretaking, like, oh,

981
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 3: can I go to the I'm gonna go to the

982
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 3: bathroom real quick?

983
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:25,959
Speaker 2: Is that cool?

984
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 3: Like you can't just talk to them like a normal friend.

985
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm gonna go Like your voice gets gonna

986
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,280
Speaker 3: like hi. When you're like I'm gonna go to the bathroom,

987
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 3: walk what do you want to go room? Or like

988
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna Like you're constantly checking in on one another.

989
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 3: It's a little awkward, and it just it's not like

990
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 3: that with her, And I'm just so grateful because I

991
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,439
Speaker 3: strayed out.

992
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 4: Vibes, except without the opportunity to have sex with them

993
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 4: at the end of it. I guess there is, but

994
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 4: generally you don't. But yeah, it's like first date vibes,

995
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 4: and it's like a little exciting and it's like, oh

996
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 4: my god, is this person gonna be my friend. That's

997
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 4: definitely there.

998
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: Do you get that with guy friends? Like new guy friends?

999
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 4: I honestly, I'm going through the roll of deckx of

1000
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 4: memories in my mind and I cannot remember the last

1001
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 4: time I had a hang with a new guy friend.

1002
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1003
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 4: I have lots of guy friends, like and there's guys

1004
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 4: from work that I then hung out with outside of work.

1005
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 4: I guess that's the closest. But that was not even recent,

1006
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 4: So I don't know.

1007
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 5: A avi like recently. I mean, like I guess it

1008
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 5: was a couple of months ago. He went on like

1009
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 5: a man friend date and it was so cute. He

1010
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 5: was like kind of like toiling about like where they're

1011
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 5: going to go and where they're going to hang out,

1012
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 5: and then when he came back, he was like so giddy.

1013
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 5: They had like the most like I don't know, off

1014
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 5: centric conversation about like music tones that like help you

1015
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 5: spiritually and stuff, and then like the guy gave him

1016
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 5: a like went to sleep listening to it, and then

1017
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 5: they like followed up next day.

1018
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,240
Speaker 2: It was it was really cute.

1019
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: Few friends that is.

1020
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 3: Need so many more friends. It's so sweet. It's it's

1021
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 3: hard just so when he met at the gym.

1022
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 2: Just like cute. I wonder who made the first move.

1023
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: It's hard to get a date off the ground. Yeah,

1024
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: like there was a cancel.

1025
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 4: There was a guy when I used to go to

1026
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 4: the gym Goals gym, there was a guy who tried

1027
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 4: to get me on a on a mandate and I

1028
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 4: just never panned out. But this guy was super cool.

1029
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 4: He was jacked and he had tattoos all over his body.

1030
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 4: And when he first came to talk to me, I

1031
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck is this guy in a

1032
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 4: gang or something because he was tattooed everywhere. But he

1033
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 4: was like, yo, man, what's up? And I was like,

1034
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you talking to me for this

1035
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 4: scraggly jew struggling on the chest press machine. Yeah, he

1036
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 4: was talking to me, and eventually he invited me. He

1037
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 4: invited me to like like a canoe trip, and I

1038
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 4: was like, well, we're gonna go from jim to canoe

1039
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 4: trip with He's like, yeah, me and four other guys

1040
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 4: going on this canoe trip. And I was like that's

1041
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 4: a little yeah, that's a little uh extreme. So then

1042
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 4: I said I declined, And then after that point I

1043
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 4: tried to avoid him because I'm like, I don't want

1044
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 4: to go on a canoe trip.

1045
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like you, that's it. There's a certain guy

1046
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: like that. I feel like Chris Kanvy is one of

1047
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: those guys. They like big adventures, they like groups, they

1048
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: like doing fun, big things together. I'm not an adventure

1049
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 1: friend unless I know all the people in the group

1050
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: and I know all the parameters like how many days?

1051
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: Where are we going? And I like them all. But

1052
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm if I met someone new and they all of

1053
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: a sudden wanted to go on a canoe trip, I'd

1054
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,879
Speaker 1: be like, something's wrong with you? Like a one on

1055
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: one coffee hang.

1056
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 4: But like, I'm an adventure friend. If Chris Kanvey wanted

1057
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 4: to go on a canoe trip, I would go on

1058
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,439
Speaker 4: a canoe trip with him and whatever he's been.

1059
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: Waiting for this, Yeah, he wants to have you eat

1060
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: a strawberry in Japan.

1061
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 3: If his head just perked up and he turned had

1062
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 3: to go somewhere, to go somewhere with me, I'll go Ecuador.

1063
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's but I'm not going to go on a

1064
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 4: canoe trip with the guy who I talk to a

1065
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 4: handful of times in the jail.

1066
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 3: That is he's that's a crazy person that would jump

1067
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 3: to that so much. But a couple of years ago,

1068
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 3: I had someone who wanted to hang out with me

1069
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 3: a girlfriend, and I didn't want to be friends with

1070
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 3: this person. What do you do when someone's coming on

1071
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 3: very strong and they want to be friends with you,

1072
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 3: Because there is when.

1073
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 2: It's a guy.

1074
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 3: Even if it's a guy that wants to be friends

1075
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 3: with you, you can say I have a boyfriend, it's just

1076
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 3: I don't really hang out with guys in a non

1077
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 3: romantic way. You can have that excuse, even though I

1078
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 3: disagree with that wholeheartedly, and I think women should be

1079
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 3: able to have guy friends no matter what the relationship

1080
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 3: they're in. I could always use that excuse obviously to

1081
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 3: be like, my boyfriend's not really cool about it. I

1082
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 3: don't think it's appropriate. Or if it's a guy that

1083
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 3: wants to go on a date with you, hey, I'm

1084
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 3: in a relationship. Even if i'm not, I'm not really

1085
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 3: seeing anyone right now, I'm not interested in dating. There's

1086
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 3: an excuse built in. But when someone just wants to

1087
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 3: be your friend, which is a thing you can have

1088
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 3: an infinite number of what do you do? You just

1089
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 3: lie and say you are busy all the time.

1090
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 4: Here's what you do. Nick and Wayne Brady figured this out.

1091
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 4: You just say you're pant sexual and then you say,

1092
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 4: my boyfriend wouldn't be okay with this because I'm pant sexual.

1093
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 4: I'm atracted to all genders.

1094
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really good.

1095
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 3: There has been someone that I'm like, wanted to be

1096
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 3: friends with me after I had been interested in them

1097
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 3: in a romantic way and they did it work out

1098
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 3: for us in that way, but they still wanted to

1099
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 3: be friends and I said I can't because I get

1100
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 3: a crush on you when we hang out and it's

1101
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 3: not fun for me to feel these feelings. And they

1102
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 3: are so mad at me. In fact, when I run

1103
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 3: into them, they turn the other way, they avoid me.

1104
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 3: It's the only person in my life that I have

1105
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 3: like I would say beef with where if I was

1106
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 3: on the same thing as them, I would be like, Okay,

1107
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna I'm I'll get there a different

1108
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 3: time because I don't want to make this person uncomfortable

1109
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 3: because they hate me so much because I call yeah,

1110
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 3: because we had a really good friendship, like because I

1111
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 3: liked him, so I would listen to his stories and

1112
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: hear him talk, let him express himself, and he got

1113
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 3: a lot of feelings out with me.

1114
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 2: And then when I would go in.

1115
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 3: For like a romantic thing, which I thought we were building,

1116
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 3: and he definitely made it seem that way at times.

1117
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 3: I'm not crazy, even though he would claim to be, like, what,

1118
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 3: we're just friends, I'm like, come on, I'm not I'm

1119
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 3: not stupid. I'm reading the signs. I'm Margot Robbie. I

1120
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 3: know the body language in the ASL And he was like, no,

1121
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 3: I just want.

1122
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 2: To be friends.

1123
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, then I can't just be friends

1124
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 3: with you because every time we end up hanging out,

1125
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 3: I get a crush and it's just not fun. And

1126
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 3: he was so offended and so he's now he's mad

1127
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 3: at me. But that's his boundary, Jonah Hill, he has

1128
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 3: a boundary.

1129
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: I have to respect it. It's fine, But what do

1130
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 2: you do with a girlfriend?

1131
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: I that guy annoys me? Whoever this is and I

1132
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: think I know who? Yeah, getting angry is so lame.

1133
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 1: The reason he's angry is he's he subconsciously knows he's

1134
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 1: fucking with you. He has a crush on you too,

1135
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: and he wants to intrigue with you, and this whole

1136
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 1: cover of like I just want to be friends. God,

1137
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: why can't you just be a purist and be my

1138
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: friend is bullshit. He's enjoying stringing you along and flirting

1139
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: with you. It's like he gets off on it. And

1140
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that.

1141
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 3: Like, if if Chris heard this, I could see him

1142
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 3: getting upset and being like, oh, so there's some guy

1143
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 3: that you've to like avoid because you're so in love

1144
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 3: with him, you're gonna get stuck back into it. That

1145
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 3: is not the case with this guy any longer. When

1146
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 3: this happened, that was the case. I was single, and

1147
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 3: I was like, this is distracting to me, And now

1148
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 3: that I have a boyfriend, I have no interest in

1149
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 3: hanging out with this guy who really wasn't giving me

1150
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 3: anything in the friendship department anyway. The only reason I

1151
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 3: was really connecting with him was because I thought it

1152
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 3: was going in a romantic direction, and I wasn't like, Wow,

1153
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 3: this is someone i'd take in any capacity, Like I

1154
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 3: thought you were hot. That's why I was kind of

1155
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 3: putting up with the rest. And I think that's where

1156
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 3: he gets angry is that he realizes without the physical part.

1157
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 3: I don't really have much interest in what you are giving.

1158
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 3: And that's you know, uh, that's the is that a

1159
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 3: me too thing of being like I can't unless you

1160
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 3: have sex with me. I don't really care for anything

1161
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 3: you have to say, and I'm not going to be

1162
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 3: really interested in pursuing this intellectually.

1163
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 2: Possibly we're going to ring and we'll come back after this.

1164
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 2: All right, we're back.

1165
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: Hey.

1166
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 3: I want to remind everyone that I am going to

1167
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 3: be on tour in the fall. I am taking a

1168
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 3: hiatus right now and I am writing so much new material.

1169
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,919
Speaker 3: I'm doing stand up sets in La like every night

1170
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 3: while I'm living here for a couple months. And then

1171
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 3: in September, September fifteenth, I am back on tour and

1172
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 3: it's the biggest show that I maybe have ever done

1173
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 3: on the road. It's at the Chicago Theater September fifteenth.

1174
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: It is a huge show that plays is a huge venue.

1175
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 3: I really want to sell it out. So if you're

1176
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 3: in the Chicago area, I would love to see you

1177
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 3: at that show. We will be doing meet and greets

1178
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 3: on you will be there. It's going to be so

1179
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 3: much freaking fun. And then the next night, we have Peoria, Illinois,

1180
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 3: if you're a little bit south of Chicago. We also

1181
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 3: have tons of dates including New Jersey, Vegas, I'm there

1182
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 3: with David Spade again, Minnesota, Calgary, California, all over California.

1183
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 3: Four dates in California, Milwaukee, Iowa, Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas. I'm

1184
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 3: going back to my college town Boston, Maryland, and it

1185
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 3: goes on and on. I'm not gonna read them all,

1186
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 3: but there's a bunch more coming up, and I'm so

1187
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 3: excited to see besties at them and for you guys

1188
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 3: to see all my new material, which is on top

1189
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 3: of a ton of new material from the last time

1190
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 3: you saw me. So and you could go to multiple

1191
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 3: shows and you're gonna get different shows for each show.

1192
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 3: I would say that the overlap will probably be like

1193
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 3: seventy percent at the most, but I tend to do

1194
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 3: different material at every show, so I hope to see

1195
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:41,439
Speaker 3: you there.

1196
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 2: It's so much fun.

1197
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 3: And yeah, I've been having a lot more fun with

1198
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 3: stand up recently because I've been saturating myself in stand

1199
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 3: up comedy. As Brian hears every day because we hang

1200
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,280
Speaker 3: out and I talk about we're analyzing stand up comedy

1201
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 3: and Brian is very analytical stand up comedy as well.

1202
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 2: I feel like we.

1203
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 3: You and you have listened to Like, I'm getting back

1204
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 3: into Louis c K. And I'm obsessed. I'm back on board.

1205
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 3: Here's my take. Are you ready for my problematic take?

1206
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 2: All right? Get a horn? Can we get the problematic take?

1207
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: Horn?

1208
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 3: That means but they're all the same, it's slightly different.

1209
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 3: That's a different hurts. Abby could tell you about it

1210
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 3: if he went to dinner with his friend again. That

1211
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 3: sounded had a slightly different hurts level. Okay, so Louis

1212
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 3: c K. I I didn't listen to him for very

1213
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 3: long because I've talked about this before. I really liked

1214
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 3: him for his honesty. That was always my favorite part

1215
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 3: about his stand up. And I felt like, wow, what

1216
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 3: he came out as having done is he's a liar,

1217
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 3: Like there was like a really seediness underneath all of

1218
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 3: this that we didn't know about, and it was, you know,

1219
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 3: and I didn't like his actions. I think that it

1220
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 3: was a little bit murky. I don't think that he's

1221
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 3: necessarily like the nicest person all the time to people

1222
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 3: from stories I've heard, but I'm sorry.

1223
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 2: Here comes that same im. Sorry, I know here comes

1224
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 2: the take.

1225
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 3: If you go back and listen to his albums, I've gone,

1226
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 3: I've listened to every single album. I think there's been

1227
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 3: like ten or so, it's all there. No one should

1228
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 3: be surprised of what came out. It's all there. You

1229
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 3: should actually be surprised if he hadn't done this. And

1230
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 3: I'm not saying what he did was okay. I'm not condoning.

1231
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 3: Condoning is saying it's okay, right. I'm not saying that

1232
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 3: the women weren't right to feel violated and they weren't

1233
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,439
Speaker 3: right to like we should not shame them in any way.

1234
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 3: Or I hope they have amazing careers and that coming

1235
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 3: out about it did not affect their careers. I think

1236
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,399
Speaker 3: that's the saddest part about this is that like that's

1237
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,479
Speaker 3: what they're known for now if you do know their names,

1238
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 3: and I hope that is I hope you don't know

1239
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 3: their names so that they have a separate career. But

1240
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 3: I or you know, just a separate identity away from

1241
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 3: this story.

1242
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 2: But if this guy did not.

1243
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 3: Jerk off in front of people based on what these

1244
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 3: you if you listen to these albums, there's just no

1245
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 3: way this guy. First of all, let me just say

1246
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 3: some of the things that he reveals in these albums,

1247
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 3: because it might have been a while for since you

1248
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 3: listened to him. His first experience of one of his

1249
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 3: first experiences with bad words, an old man approached him

1250
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 3: on the Who knows how true the story is, but

1251
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's some level of truth to it. An

1252
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 3: old man came up to him at a very young

1253
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 3: age when he's like in kindergarten and was like, hey,

1254
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 3: little boy, you want to hear all the dirty words.

1255
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 3: And of course he's like, yeah, of course. And so

1256
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 3: the guy's like pussy ash, a fuck, cunt, shit, fart,

1257
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 3: and he told him all, dick, you know whatever, cunt

1258
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: and I think I said cunt twice, but probably, and

1259
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 3: he was like okay, and then he learned him all.

1260
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 3: He was like, pussy ass, fart, cunt, shit, ask and

1261
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 3: he goes okay, And then he goes to kindergarten. He

1262
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 3: goes to his teacher, it's kind of a teacher, and

1263
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 3: he says all the words. He just goes up to

1264
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 3: her and says all the words right to her and

1265
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 3: she starts crying. And he said it was one of

1266
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 3: the greatest moments of his life. Oh okay, and so

1267
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 3: there we go. That's and I believe either I'm sorry

1268
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 3: or the one after I'm sorry where And then right

1269
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,959
Speaker 3: after that bit, he goes into some people have weird

1270
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 3: sexual stuff and then everyone starts laughing. He's like, what

1271
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 3: do you mean someone he was like, you guys know mine.

1272
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 3: Everyone knows mine. Obama knows mine. He's like, he talks

1273
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 3: about it, but that is the genesis of it. A

1274
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 3: young age, he said something disgusting. He got pleasure from

1275
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 3: a woman being horrified, which leads him to be a

1276
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 3: comedian who says some of the most horrible things you

1277
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 3: could ever imagine.

1278
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 2: It makes a career off of it. That's why we

1279
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 2: love him.

1280
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 3: He was the first person to ever say that his

1281
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 3: kids were assholes, told a story about his wife giving

1282
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 3: him the status hand job in America, or you know,

1283
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 3: all these things. And then there's another story where he

1284
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 3: showed his penis to a girl with Down syndrome when

1285
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 3: he was ten years old. And I'm guessing that that

1286
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 3: age is a little old, bitch. I'm guessing that age

1287
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 3: is a little bit older than what he said.

1288
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 2: For the joke. If I was a betting woman.

1289
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, and the and so he said that

1290
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 3: he also the punchline to many of his jokes is

1291
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 3: jerking off onto the thing that he has just talked about.

1292
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 2: Almost in every album there is here is.

1293
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 4: Getting jerked off onto. You can from on my back

1294
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 4: and pretend that I'm your father mother. Yes, yes, I

1295
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 4: think what you're saying is like what Louis did is

1296
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 4: not acceptable, and that's bad. But you can't be surprised

1297
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 4: that the guy who's spent twenty years talking about how

1298
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 4: much of a piece of shit he is on stage

1299
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 4: is actually a piece of that.

1300
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 3: He's not just a sexual piece of shit, which he covers.

1301
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 3: He is a bad person in general. He tells us

1302
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 3: he's a bad person over and over. He has bad thoughts.

1303
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 3: He hates people, He hates a little kid. He wishes

1304
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 3: this little kid has the worst, Like he talks about

1305
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 3: for like seven minutes of four old that's in his

1306
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 3: daughter's class, who he fucking hates, and he does like

1307
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 3: a fake name for the kid. But he has evil, dark,

1308
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 3: twisted thoughts. All I'm saying is that, Nikki Glazer, you

1309
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 3: have no right to stand on this little stand on

1310
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 3: your hill and say my soapbox and say I don't

1311
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 3: like him anymore because he was an honest He's telling

1312
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 3: you the whole time, that's not a reason to not

1313
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 3: enjoy his comedy anymore. He it's in line with who

1314
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 3: he was, and it's just funny to go back. I'm

1315
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 3: reading this Tornado Commoner book right now, and she says

1316
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 3: in it that you can read this book about me,

1317
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 3: and I'm going to tell you all these stories about songs,

1318
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 3: but if you want to know any everything about me,

1319
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 3: it's all in the songs. There's nothing here that will

1320
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 3: be any more indicative of who I am than the songs.

1321
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 3: Everything you want to know about me, listen to the songs,

1322
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 3: it's in the songs. And then someone else said that

1323
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 3: recently too, of like, oh, I think I was talking

1324
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 3: about Taylor Swift, and I'm like, I have this news

1325
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 3: stance with her where I don't want to know anything

1326
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 3: about her that she doesn't tell us. I'm tired of speculation.

1327
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 3: I don't want I don't want to even see paparazzi

1328
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 3: shots of her anymore unless she has, like called them

1329
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 3: to take a picture. I don't want to know anything

1330
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 3: that she isn't giving us because we are so lucky

1331
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 3: as Swifties to be privileged to so much information via

1332
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 3: her lyrics, so much she gives us.

1333
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 2: She is telling us so many little Easter eggs.

1334
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 3: If you put the puzzles together, if you do the

1335
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 3: research with other fans. She is letting us know all

1336
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 3: these things. She does like us speculating about lyrics and

1337
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 3: figuring things out and putting puzzle pieces together. And that's

1338
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 3: the joy of being a Swifty. It's not speculating about

1339
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 3: things that she hasn't given us. Let's respect her and

1340
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 3: be like very appreciative of all the stuff that she

1341
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 3: does give us, like diaries. She literally gives as like

1342
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 3: printouts of some of her diaries, so we don't need

1343
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 3: to dig any further. And I want to respect follow

1344
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 3: like going forward as.

1345
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 2: In my career, as Swifty.

1346
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 3: I just want to have that boundary for myself where

1347
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, Okay, if Taylor didn't give it to me,

1348
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 3: I don't want it, yo, because.

1349
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: You didn't talk about Saturday night yet, did you.

1350
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,919
Speaker 2: Well, here's my take.

1351
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 3: Everyone goes, how is Saturday night the same as the

1352
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 3: other eight? Exactly the same? And by that I mean

1353
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 3: every celebrity looking incredible. I know, yeah it was there,

1354
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:21,439
Speaker 3: there's so many celebrities, but how I see any Heime

1355
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 3: was amazing. They put on such a good show as

1356
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 3: an opening band, and so did Gail. G A y

1357
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 3: l E was so good, but Heime was fucking They're

1358
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 3: just rock stars. There's no one cooler. I just looked

1359
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 3: over at Esther and I go was like, can you

1360
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 3: imagine being this cool? Like shredding on guitar with a

1361
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 3: fucking crop top on and looking hot as fuck but

1362
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 3: not sexy, but like also not too sexy, and just

1363
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 3: they're just cool.

1364
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 2: It's just it's they're.

1365
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 3: The coolest girls ever in to perform with your sisters

1366
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 3: and to have like these fucking amazing songs, it was

1367
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 3: just like I think I'd envy their lives more than

1368
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 3: almost anyone. And to have Taylor Swift go like these are.

1369
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 2: My best friends.

1370
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh my god, I want to

1371
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 3: be ahim sister so bad. But yeah, let me just

1372
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 3: say Taylor show shows. People keep going what's your favorite one?

1373
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 3: The only difference between the shows is who I go

1374
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 3: with and where I'm seated, So that's the only time

1375
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 3: the show will be better than another show because.

1376
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 2: She's a so so fucking consistent.

1377
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, the secret songs do make it better, but I

1378
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 3: would say the biggest factor is where I'm sitting it

1379
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 3: is and who I'm with.

1380
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like you guys said so much fun.

1381
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 3: She's adorable, she dances so well, she's so cute. She

1382
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,400
Speaker 3: was just really into my reactions, you know, I don't know,

1383
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 3: she was just laughing at everything I said. Like at

1384
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 3: one point she was like, I put this on my

1385
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 3: Instagram story because she wrote it out. But she was like,

1386
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 3: so do you do you think you're gonna go to

1387
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 3: another show of hers? And I was like, I don't

1388
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 3: know if I can make it Wednesday, like this week

1389
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 3: is kind of and she was like not this week

1390
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 3: like and I was like, no, then the answer is yes.

1391
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 2: It was like, that's so funny. You thought I met

1392
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 2: this week. Of course you wouldn't.

1393
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,919
Speaker 3: This is such a like it's an extreme hassle going

1394
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 3: down there, getting down there, it's like hours of your life.

1395
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 4: Oh, fis rough.

1396
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 2: It's rough.

1397
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: Man.

1398
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 2: Have you been there for football games? I've no What

1399
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 2: have you been there for? Billy Joe? What do we doing?

1400
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 5: I know?

1401
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 4: I just heard that it's rough based on everyone whatever

1402
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 4: one else's time. I'm going there this year, and everyone's

1403
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 4: like it's a nightmare getting out of there. And I

1404
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 4: just know from other football games in the area before

1405
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 4: so far existed that just getting out is you have

1406
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 4: to leave in like the third quarter in order to

1407
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 4: get out. Yeah, that's what I did for Taylor.

1408
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 3: We left after Anti Hero, which I know people are going, Oh,

1409
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 3: Swift Ties are like, you left before. That means we

1410
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 3: missed Midnight Rain, Karma, Vigilante Shit, and uh Mastermind, So

1411
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 3: we missed most of Midnight's But I've seen all of

1412
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 3: those before. I've never seen Karma in full because I

1413
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 3: always leave before Karma. You gotta leave during Karma. You guys,

1414
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 3: if you go to a Taylor Swift concert, save yourselves

1415
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 3: hours in traffic and by the way, you stationary for

1416
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 3: three and a half hours that night, just you know,

1417
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 3: rocking back and forth when you get to finally leave. Noah,

1418
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 3: you did this with me. Yes, when you're leaving, it's

1419
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 3: fun to skip to the song. It's like fun to

1420
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 3: like move in a different way to the song and

1421
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 3: you can't see her, but there's nothing she's doing that

1422
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 3: she hasn't done the whole show. You've seen her thought,

1423
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 3: you've been watching for three and a half hours. She's

1424
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 3: not gonna move in a way that's new. I understand

1425
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 3: people being completionists, and like I got to see it

1426
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 3: to the end. You're not missing I promise you you're not

1427
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,800
Speaker 3: missing it. I haven't seen I watched you know, swift

1428
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 3: talk or like swift reels that come up. No one's

1429
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 3: clipping the very end of the show. It's not the

1430
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 3: stand up part of the show. It's I know Taylor

1431
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 3: would probably be disappointed to hear me say this, but

1432
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 3: you gotta leave after the first verse of Karma, see

1433
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,959
Speaker 3: a little bit of it, and then you are gonna

1434
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 3: get such a you're gonna not be in traffic for hours.

1435
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 3: And so if I was terrible getting out of it,

1436
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 3: so we but we left very early, and we still

1437
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 3: struggled with uh, a little bit of like.

1438
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 4: Already on the top of LA traffic. No matter what's happening,

1439
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 4: LA has got terrible traffic. And then if you have

1440
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 4: like the most seminal concert experience of our generation occurring

1441
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 4: in downtown or an ingle, whatever it is, it's going

1442
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 4: to be a disaster. But I do think you should

1443
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 4: go to one more Taylor Swift concert at least because

1444
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,360
Speaker 4: you got to hit ten. I mean, if you're at nine,

1445
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,920
Speaker 4: you've got to hit ten. You're never gonna question yourself.

1446
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 3: Final thought, there's no question I'm going to ten shows.

1447
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to use this opportunity in her

1448
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 3: international tour to give into what my boyfriend likes, which

1449
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,280
Speaker 3: is traveling and I don't like. But I think that

1450
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 3: this is the I think it was either his idea

1451
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 3: or it had to be one of our ideas. But

1452
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 3: to now knock out both of the things we love

1453
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,440
Speaker 3: together and I'll go to Singapore, but now I'm going

1454
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 3: there to see Taylor Swift.

1455
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 2: It makes more sense.

1456
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 3: But I will say that the show can't change for

1457
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 3: me anymore. It's like I can't I've been as close

1458
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 3: as I could possibly sit. I've been in the best

1459
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 3: seat in the whole house. I've seen it.

1460
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 2: I know it.

1461
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see whatever they're filming, because they

1462
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,440
Speaker 3: were filming in so far. I can't wait to see

1463
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:15,200
Speaker 3: it that up close, where like the little Rover camera

1464
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 3: is on stage with her as she's like doing my

1465
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:23,160
Speaker 3: tears ricochet and you know, walking down like in a procession,

1466
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 3: and then she falls to the ground and it's like

1467
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 3: right in front of her. I can't wait to get

1468
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 3: up in her face when she's doing that scene. But yeah,

1469
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 3: it's let me ask you a question, Those shows are

1470
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 3: different except the secret songs.

1471
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:33,959
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1472
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 4: If you if let's say three years from now, four

1473
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 4: years from now, you were talking to somebody and you

1474
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 4: were like, I went to the Error's tour ten times,

1475
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 4: and then they're like, oh my god, yeah, I mean

1476
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 4: I went seventeen times. How would you feel like it?

1477
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:54,160
Speaker 3: I wouldn't like it because I want I heard there's

1478
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,120
Speaker 3: someone on a Taylor sweat from Bess's board that said,

1479
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,520
Speaker 3: who who's gone the most times of you guys? That

1480
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,480
Speaker 3: you guys have heard of you asking other fans, and

1481
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 3: someone said there's a girl on TikTok who's been like

1482
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 3: to thirty eight. So I'm not going to touch that girl,

1483
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 3: but I am going to. I think the more I go,

1484
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 3: the funnier it is, Like I'm trying to hit the

1485
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 3: funniest number that makes people go what the fuck? Like

1486
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 3: I say on stage, like I'm talking about, you know,

1487
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 3: not freezing my eggs and all the money you save,

1488
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 3: and I'm like, and that's why I've been to see

1489
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,680
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift eight times and people laugh and I go

1490
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 3: and that's not an exaggerated number. It's literally eight times

1491
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 3: this year. And people kind of go like it's kind

1492
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 3: of shocking, and so it's fun. I'm in this really

1493
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,040
Speaker 3: fun stage of telling people where they go have you

1494
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 3: seen I'll wear like a shirt and they're like, have

1495
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 3: you seen her yet? And I go eight times and

1496
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 3: they go oh, and I go this year nine times total,

1497
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 3: one time in twenty thirteen, and then ten years later

1498
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:47,719
Speaker 3: eight nine more times.

1499
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 2: So ye Kasey missed it.

1500
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,719
Speaker 1: Check out the New York Times article where Nikki Glazer

1501
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: is mentioned a number of times that was really good.

1502
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 2: It was exciting.

1503
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 4: Nicky Glazer is mentioned eight times.

1504
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,919
Speaker 2: I was really three. It was awesome.

1505
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,559
Speaker 3: The guy that was so random because he came up

1506
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 3: to us at the Kansas City Show. I was there

1507
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:10,640
Speaker 3: with Kirsten, my sister, and Kat and I went to

1508
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 3: take a picture with a fan and then this guy

1509
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,640
Speaker 3: was just holding his card and was like, I'm just

1510
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 3: interviewing fans and I'm like, oh, okay, I'm NICKI guys

1511
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 3: arm comedian and he was like, oh, I know you,

1512
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 3: and I was like and then we talked later on

1513
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 3: the phone here you know, weeks later, and he followed

1514
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 3: up on some stuff.

1515
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,639
Speaker 2: And it was cool because that.

1516
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 3: Article interviewed Billy Joel to talk about like another musician

1517
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:35,719
Speaker 3: commenting on things, herb Albert to comment on her breaking

1518
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:39,000
Speaker 3: his record. He's a trumpet player breaking his record, and

1519
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 3: then another I think Shania Twain to comment on the

1520
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 3: touring and how she's another person that's touring so and

1521
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,680
Speaker 3: then me as the representative of the fans. I was

1522
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 3: the only one that was like a fan that was

1523
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 3: quoted to represent the experience.

1524
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 2: So that was so cool.

1525
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 3: And I think they would have just used a norm

1526
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 3: which kind of sucks for that normy that would have

1527
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,559
Speaker 3: been picked. But it was fun and it wasn't something

1528
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,600
Speaker 3: that I was like, I gotta get my publicist to

1529
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 3: get me in with the New York Times.

1530
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:05,799
Speaker 2: I need to quote.

1531
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 3: It all happened from just happenstance from me going to

1532
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 3: enough shows that I ran into a reporter and he

1533
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 3: happened to be sitting in our same row. I mean,

1534
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 3: it was really weird. It was not planned at all.

1535
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 3: But if I was an outsider looking in. I'd be like,

1536
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 3: oh she called and like use some in to get in,

1537
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 3: and I did not.

1538
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,200
Speaker 4: It was dumb luck, serendipity.

1539
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was something like that.

1540
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 4: Billy Joels my Taylor Swift. I'm glad he was in

1541
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 4: that article.

1542
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said going to his final concert.

1543
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,800
Speaker 4: I went to see him last in November of last

1544
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 4: year or so in at MSG. I'm a billy, I'm

1545
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:42,560
Speaker 4: a piano manatee.

1546
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 2: Do you leave?

1547
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:45,479
Speaker 4: Do you?

1548
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 2: That's so funny. Do you leave early?

1549
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 4: No, we didn't leave early. Getting out of MSG as

1550
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,840
Speaker 4: a breeze. I mean, you just have to deal with

1551
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 4: the train. It's just you walk out. That's why New

1552
01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 4: York City is so amazing. It's like, yeah, you're at

1553
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 4: Madison Square Garden where there's tens of thousands of people

1554
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,160
Speaker 4: all in the same spot, and then you walk out

1555
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:07,160
Speaker 4: and it's like, yeah, this is the same amount of

1556
01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 4: people that's always here. We're prepared for.

1557
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 3: This, whereas Minnesota with Noah, because we walked from our hotel.

1558
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 3: If you can walk to the venue, you can stay.

1559
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 3: We still left a little early because I just have

1560
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:22,720
Speaker 3: that anxiety. Yeah, that was the easiest leaving experience.

1561
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 5: Yes, we didn't get caught up in like mobs of

1562
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 5: people or anything, and we got to like see all

1563
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 5: the fun stuff that was happening at said, do you

1564
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 5: remember when we were walking to the hotel and we

1565
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:36,639
Speaker 5: saw her like car with like all the police cars

1566
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 5: around it.

1567
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,840
Speaker 2: Yes, she had the police escort out. Yes.

1568
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 3: People are always like how does she get out because

1569
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 3: the traffic is insane by the time she's leaving the show,

1570
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 3: I don't I would think helicopter most of the time,

1571
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 3: but we saw police escort. Yeah, So I'll go again.

1572
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 3: And it's the same performance every time. It is perfection.

1573
01:11:56,439 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 3: She doesn't do one thing wrong. Sometimes her dress like

1574
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 3: we'll snag on something and you go woo. But my

1575
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:06,439
Speaker 3: favorite part now was that. So there's a moment that

1576
01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 3: she does differently now where it's like there's this song

1577
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 3: called the One and she's like, you meet.

1578
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,599
Speaker 2: Some woman on the Internet and take her.

1579
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,280
Speaker 3: Home, and that's like the album version, but in the

1580
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,680
Speaker 3: in the stadium she goes you meet some woman on

1581
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:23,719
Speaker 3: the Internet and take her home, and everyone fucking starts

1582
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:26,519
Speaker 3: screaming when she just changes it to take her home,

1583
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 3: and then esther looked at me like what happened? And

1584
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:35,840
Speaker 3: I go she changed a note and.

1585
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,960
Speaker 2: Lost their goddamn mind over it.

1586
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:41,120
Speaker 5: How like you know, like exactly where Taylor is going

1587
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:42,639
Speaker 5: to be on the stage. It's it's the same thing

1588
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 5: that I was like so impressed with that, you like

1589
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 5: understand the choreography and how the show operates and the production.

1590
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:52,719
Speaker 2: It was that's like really cool. Yeah, it is funny

1591
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 2: to just it.

1592
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:55,600
Speaker 3: It's really fun to just look at esther when a

1593
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:57,920
Speaker 3: song ends, and then just look over her exactly as

1594
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 3: the news song starts. I'm like, you us somebody I

1595
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 3: don't know, and she's like, how you don't know? That

1596
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 3: was coming out of that exact moment, or like those

1597
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 3: little moments. There was another one where oh god, what

1598
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:10,760
Speaker 3: was it.

1599
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,920
Speaker 1: I like that she was like go ahead, yeah, no, no, no,

1600
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 1: Or she's like Nikki told me, don't even bother filming

1601
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 1: because I know all the angles and I'll get it all.

1602
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 2: That's it.

1603
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 3: I gave my friends this thing of like, let your

1604
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:26,679
Speaker 3: friends film, because your friends are gonna film no matter

1605
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,000
Speaker 3: what I'm telling you.

1606
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 2: Take it in.

1607
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,800
Speaker 3: Do not be stuck on your phone trying to get

1608
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 3: the perfect thing, because you're missing so much. I can

1609
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,640
Speaker 3: now miss stuff because I've been to enough. Let me

1610
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 3: just get the good stuff. And for the love of God,

1611
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 3: if you go to a Taylor Swift show, unless you're

1612
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 3: on the floor in the first like nine rows, film

1613
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,000
Speaker 3: the screens.

1614
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 2: They are.

1615
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:48,720
Speaker 3: There's someone that is capturing the perfect angle of her

1616
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 3: at all times on this gigantic, perfect HD screen. Film

1617
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 3: the screen. Don't film her. It's your camera is shitty,

1618
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 3: it's not gonna look as good. Trust the screens. You

1619
01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 3: can just leave it static on the screens. You don't

1620
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 3: have to follow her. Film the screen and also change

1621
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 3: the aperture or like the lighting on your side.

1622
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,559
Speaker 4: Luis c k joke about that we're like at a

1623
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 4: baseball stadium when like someone hits a home run and

1624
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:15,599
Speaker 4: then you see all the flashes of people's cameras, like.

1625
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,640
Speaker 2: Like their flashes, like flash's.

1626
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:19,040
Speaker 4: Gonna light up Yankee stadium.

1627
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 2: Yes, I love that.

1628
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 3: You see so many people's flashes on you're just like,

1629
01:14:24,479 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 3: oh God. But there was a moment when she did

1630
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 3: her secret songs on Saturday Night, which are the two

1631
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:33,840
Speaker 3: songs that she you know, is always gonna be a

1632
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:36,040
Speaker 3: random thing, and everyone's just waiting with baited breath, like

1633
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,519
Speaker 3: what's it gonna be and I got it wrong when

1634
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,519
Speaker 3: I was with Noah because I saw the capo and

1635
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 3: I go, it's gonna be Cornelia straight because it was

1636
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 3: on the fourth fret and I was like uh. And

1637
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:47,639
Speaker 3: then the other night she puts it on the fourth

1638
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:49,880
Speaker 3: front and I just turned to esther. I go death

1639
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:52,759
Speaker 3: by a thousand cuts and then I go saying goodbye

1640
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:54,000
Speaker 3: and she goes saying goodbye.

1641
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,800
Speaker 2: I was like, I got it. I nailed it. I

1642
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,360
Speaker 2: was like, I'm so excited.

1643
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 3: And then she also played You're on your Own Kid

1644
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,760
Speaker 3: on piano, which was those those are my two like

1645
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,599
Speaker 3: two of my favorite songs ever. It was the best

1646
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,880
Speaker 3: two secret songs yet. I'm so excited. I was so

1647
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:11,160
Speaker 3: excited about it. It was a great moment. But my favorite

1648
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:14,719
Speaker 3: part of the show is the Illicit Affairs interlude into

1649
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 3: My Tears ricochet. That's always my favorite part of the show.

1650
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:23,040
Speaker 3: And final answer on that, but yeah, I will say

1651
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 3: that I'm also in La people don't dress up as much.

1652
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:29,000
Speaker 3: There were people going buck wild, but a lot of

1653
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 3: people are just like I just got these tickets from

1654
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 3: my friend at the radio station, like they.

1655
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:36,719
Speaker 4: Were just like people. Too many people were connecting a reason.

1656
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:40,840
Speaker 4: It's the reason so many comedy audiences in La suck.

1657
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:42,759
Speaker 4: It's the same reason when you go to a comedy

1658
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,440
Speaker 4: show in LA it's not as good as Denver, Seattle

1659
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,599
Speaker 4: or whatever. It's because everyone you're fucking connected and over

1660
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 4: it and not wanting to be there.

1661
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:52,320
Speaker 3: No one was wearing like there were people just dressed

1662
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 3: in like regular clothes. I will say Esther came in

1663
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:58,000
Speaker 3: a d's track pants and a black shirt and nothing, pink,

1664
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:01,840
Speaker 3: nothing but dazzled nothing. And she cause she just didn't

1665
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,680
Speaker 3: get the memo she's she's the coolest person ever. She

1666
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 3: either didn't get the memo or didn't care. But she

1667
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 3: saw me in my sparkly dress. We met up and

1668
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 3: she just was like, she.

1669
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:16,759
Speaker 2: Goes, do you do you always do this? You always

1670
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:19,120
Speaker 2: dress up like this? And I was like, yeah, it's

1671
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 2: kind of like what you do. She was just like

1672
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,320
Speaker 2: so weird. I was like, it's kind of like Halloween

1673
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 2: for me. I don't know, I really like it.

1674
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,519
Speaker 1: She was like, Okay, did you want to give her

1675
01:16:28,439 --> 01:16:29,439
Speaker 1: heads up at all?

1676
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 2: No?

1677
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:32,879
Speaker 3: I thought, she's not. She doesn't give a fuck. Dester's

1678
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 3: the coolest person ever. You gotta follow it. Monster on Instagram. Yeah,

1679
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:40,560
Speaker 3: but I don't get he needs to dress up like

1680
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 3: I don't think she would have.

1681
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:42,120
Speaker 2: She didn't care.

1682
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:46,120
Speaker 3: She's just like she's the coolest person i've I might know.

1683
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 3: No offense to everyone. I know.

1684
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 2: The question of.

1685
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,480
Speaker 1: Which celeberty you'd like to have dinner.

1686
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 3: With, I think it's none. Honestly, you can't think you know.

1687
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,920
Speaker 3: Luis c k is actually my one right now.

1688
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:01,720
Speaker 1: I know how that's gonna end.

1689
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:05,000
Speaker 3: No, we don't, I really, I would said to Brian,

1690
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,120
Speaker 3: I think I would want to like. I am very

1691
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 3: inspired by him and artistically. I know I'm gonna get

1692
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,639
Speaker 3: shitped for this, but I shouldn't because you probably person

1693
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:15,639
Speaker 3: who's getting mad at me listen to music from someone

1694
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:19,200
Speaker 3: who's like beat a woman several times. But like everything,

1695
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:22,720
Speaker 3: you know, everyone has done terrible things to There's so

1696
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:26,200
Speaker 3: many men who have made things, produced things, been a

1697
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:29,000
Speaker 3: part of things that you enjoy that have done terrible things.

1698
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:33,280
Speaker 3: So back off about my interest in studying his brain

1699
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:35,800
Speaker 3: and wanting his help with my next special I just

1700
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 3: want to, like, I wanna I want to just talk

1701
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 3: to him.

1702
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 2: I've just been studying.

1703
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:42,400
Speaker 3: I've listened to ten of his albums in the past

1704
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:45,519
Speaker 3: three weeks. I'd be interested in sitting down with them

1705
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:49,520
Speaker 3: and talking about stuff and like asking about his process

1706
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:54,320
Speaker 3: and possibly getting some help on my next special.

1707
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:55,639
Speaker 2: So that's mine.

1708
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:59,400
Speaker 4: I mean he is. He is probably the best stand

1709
01:17:59,479 --> 01:18:04,720
Speaker 4: up comedian of the last fifteen years. I mean he is.

1710
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:09,880
Speaker 4: His stand up is miles above other people who are

1711
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:13,519
Speaker 4: even great at stand up. It really is. That's why

1712
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:16,360
Speaker 4: when this all came out, it was like, God damn it.

1713
01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 4: It's like when Michael Jackson. You can't listen to Michael

1714
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,920
Speaker 4: Jackson anymore. It's like, God damn it, because you can't.

1715
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:23,439
Speaker 4: It was the best, It was the best everything. No

1716
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:26,439
Speaker 4: one listening to a Luis k Our special. No one

1717
01:18:26,479 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 4: does what he does to me when I'm listening their

1718
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 4: stand up special. Maybe with Teresa O'Neil or something, but

1719
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 4: that's it.

1720
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:35,639
Speaker 2: Yes, But no one changes the way I think about

1721
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:40,120
Speaker 2: the world. No one. I'm constantly flooded by things. Every day.

1722
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:42,280
Speaker 3: I am like, oh my god, that's that one thing

1723
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:44,320
Speaker 3: that Louis said, and like, it makes me look at

1724
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 3: that differently, It makes me think of it validates a

1725
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 3: lot of fears I have about motherhood. It also makes

1726
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:51,200
Speaker 3: me feel a little bit like sad about some of

1727
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,320
Speaker 3: the things I feel about motherhood and missing out on that.

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01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 3: It makes me feel appreciative to be a human being

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01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,400
Speaker 3: and to not complain about stuff as much like he

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01:18:58,479 --> 01:19:00,920
Speaker 3: just he's a I think, a modern day philosopher, and

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01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:05,519
Speaker 3: I think and also more honest than most people will

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01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:08,000
Speaker 3: ever get with the inner workings of their psyche. And

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01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 3: I'm I'm fucking into it, and I want to be

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01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:12,519
Speaker 3: able to do that. But not everything he does, but

1735
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 3: I want to be able to do and I want

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01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:16,000
Speaker 3: to learn from that. So I guess that's who I

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01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,360
Speaker 3: would go to lunch with. And that's my problematic take.

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01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,920
Speaker 1: I said it, that's a good answer. One of my

1739
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,960
Speaker 1: favorite jokes of his is the thing about why do

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01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 1: we count the years the way we do? It's like

1741
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:34,880
Speaker 1: we're just plodding on from the years zero, like Jesus, Jesus,

1742
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:39,439
Speaker 1: like everything is BC or a D. I loved that

1743
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:42,720
Speaker 1: whole way that he put the lays that out. I'm like,

1744
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, it makes me think, like, why the

1745
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 1: fuck do we count the years this way.

1746
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:50,719
Speaker 4: It's the only comedian that I frequently reference, not because

1747
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:53,680
Speaker 4: of their jokes, but because of an idea that he

1748
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:57,000
Speaker 4: had that makes me think of differently. And then I

1749
01:19:57,080 --> 01:20:00,599
Speaker 4: say this phrase maybe like once every two weeks. I go,

1750
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:03,479
Speaker 4: especially when I'm in a not polite company, I go,

1751
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,519
Speaker 4: not to bring up Louis c K. But Louis c

1752
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,560
Speaker 4: K has a joke that says blah blah blah. I

1753
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:08,920
Speaker 4: say that like every two weeks.

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01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:12,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm saying it now too, now that I'm more

1755
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 3: like versed in what he says, I say it all

1756
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:14,639
Speaker 3: the time.

1757
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:15,320
Speaker 2: I think about him.

1758
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:18,400
Speaker 3: I say it every time I travel and there's a delay,

1759
01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:20,599
Speaker 3: I think of Louis c K. And how you get

1760
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:24,840
Speaker 3: to fly through the air miraculously like a bird. Yeah,

1761
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 3: you get to go, you know, I just think of

1762
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,600
Speaker 3: I always just go. You get to fly through the

1763
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 3: air miraculously like a bird. Don't complain about fucking anything

1764
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,640
Speaker 3: that happens right now. You have no idea even the

1765
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,559
Speaker 3: big you can't. I like that the right He has

1766
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,960
Speaker 3: a bit about like, you know, there's a delay for

1767
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 3: forty five minutes. He's like, that's someone's story. People will

1768
01:20:42,479 --> 01:20:44,759
Speaker 3: stop doing the dishes to be like you were delayed

1769
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,240
Speaker 3: for forty five minutes, Like that's a story. He was like,

1770
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,240
Speaker 3: can you imagine the right, brothers. Hearing about that now

1771
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:51,200
Speaker 3: and being like, wait, they were delayed for forty five

1772
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:52,040
Speaker 3: we shouldn't even bother.

1773
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:52,720
Speaker 2: Let's not do this.

1774
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:57,880
Speaker 3: Is like that idea is so fucking good and really

1775
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:01,719
Speaker 3: change the way I see the world, and and yeah,

1776
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:04,519
Speaker 3: he but he did make a point that he says,

1777
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:06,720
Speaker 3: don't jerk off and don't ask people. He was like,

1778
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,559
Speaker 3: don't jerk off in front of people, and even if

1779
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:13,040
Speaker 3: you ask them and they say yes, don't don't do it.

1780
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 2: Do you remember when he said that, Brian.

1781
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:22,760
Speaker 4: To me personally or on the special? I do remember that.

1782
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:25,120
Speaker 4: I do remember that he did. He did address it.

1783
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:28,559
Speaker 4: He did address that briefly, but not and I'm sorry

1784
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,720
Speaker 4: so much. But on the next one, but I don't

1785
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,040
Speaker 4: remember exactly.

1786
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:32,559
Speaker 2: That's what he said.

1787
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,160
Speaker 3: He was like, don't jerk off in people, even if

1788
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,559
Speaker 3: you ask them, don't do it because they might be

1789
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,559
Speaker 3: saying yes and they don't mean yeah.

1790
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,240
Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about that. That kind

1791
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:45,759
Speaker 4: of feels like just an excuse.

1792
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:51,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm not going to say anything further on that,

1793
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:55,439
Speaker 3: but I do at what point do you not trust

1794
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:55,880
Speaker 3: a yes?

1795
01:21:56,520 --> 01:22:01,799
Speaker 1: Here's how I really to that, And I can't speak

1796
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:08,120
Speaker 1: because I will say, well, I don't know if I'm

1797
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 1: in such a position of power, but I just got

1798
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 1: in trouble for doing something that was someone asked me

1799
01:22:13,479 --> 01:22:17,040
Speaker 1: to help them downsize their their home and I did,

1800
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: and then I had just heard back that I got.

1801
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:23,800
Speaker 1: Now I have a bad reputation for doing that, like

1802
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:28,000
Speaker 1: I coerce them into downsizing their home, and it just

1803
01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:30,559
Speaker 1: goes to show you no good deed goes unpunished because

1804
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 1: I definitely did not coerce. But now I am known

1805
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,160
Speaker 1: as the person that like talk to someone and just

1806
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:37,439
Speaker 1: doing something they did they did not.

1807
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,400
Speaker 3: You asked them like do you want some help with

1808
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:41,080
Speaker 3: this thing? And they said yes, And now.

1809
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,160
Speaker 1: You may yes.

1810
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:48,280
Speaker 3: That's what that's a similar exactly, Luis, It's not it's

1811
01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:51,840
Speaker 3: not well, it sounds like that person said yes. And

1812
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:53,800
Speaker 3: this is what their argument is is they said yes

1813
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 3: because they felt like if they said no, you would

1814
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,240
Speaker 3: be mad at them or.

1815
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,520
Speaker 2: Like they would be disappointing.

1816
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 1: I had power that I didn't realize.

1817
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but do everyone.

1818
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:05,640
Speaker 3: And this brings into the Lizo thing like Lizzo with

1819
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:09,320
Speaker 3: those dancers is I don't think.

1820
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:10,599
Speaker 2: She's aware of her power.

1821
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,920
Speaker 3: She's someone who doesn't even think of that that way,

1822
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:17,360
Speaker 3: which she should, and that's not to excuse her. Everyone

1823
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 3: should can consider their privilege and their power when they

1824
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,760
Speaker 3: do something. I have to do it often too, because

1825
01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 3: I employ friends, and sometimes I'll say something that I'm like, Wait,

1826
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,120
Speaker 3: you don't have to answer that, because you might feel

1827
01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 3: like I might fire.

1828
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:30,960
Speaker 2: You if you don't like. But if you can, you

1829
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:31,960
Speaker 2: can always say no.

1830
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:34,240
Speaker 3: But do you have to remind people of that all

1831
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:36,519
Speaker 3: the time or do you have to always just never

1832
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 3: ask those things? I don't know what the answer is.

1833
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:41,320
Speaker 3: All I know is do you guys want to watch

1834
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:45,320
Speaker 3: me masturbate right now? I have to thank you guys

1835
01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:48,920
Speaker 3: for listening to the show. We will be back tomorrow

1836
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,080
Speaker 3: with more Nicki Glazer podcast. Come see me on tour

1837
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,360
Speaker 3: Nicki glazer dot com for all the dates and tickets,

1838
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:55,479
Speaker 3: and Dumpika and.

1839
01:23:57,720 --> 01:24:00,800
Speaker 2: Just ignore like half of the podcast.

1840
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:04,439
Speaker 3: And then if you're upset and promise, and I'm a

1841
01:24:04,479 --> 01:24:06,760
Speaker 3: good person, I promise, and maybe I'm problematic, just to

1842
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,320
Speaker 3: just DM me everything that you're upset with me about.